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I think Mary was right before in saying his account of what his councilor had said was twisted to his advantage -or just as likely he did not level with the councilor in the first place. I also think Mary's suggestion of getting help from outside a pretty good idea, Relationships Australia (1300 364 277) deals with all sorts of abuse, not just ... It's not normal, I assured myself, to spend hours on computer-generated porn when your wife is nearby in bed. It is not normal to be so addicted that you can't go without your fix — even while ... During the initial stages of ministry to the wife of a porn addict, a wife must be assured that her husband’s enslavement to pornography is his responsibility. It is not her fault. She should never be led to think that his addiction has to do with her appearance, her bedroom performance, or her availability. This does not mean that the wife ... However, as she was checking his pending delivery, she stumbled on his browsing history. Karen’s jaw dropped as she stared at the titles of the websites her husband had recently viewed. After she clicked on the first site, a wave of nausea washed over her. Karen watched in horror as the video of a naked woman came up on the screen. He is not financially secured. His expenses on himself are more than his earnings. He is very operessive. If i dont do anythings as per his wish he will treat me like shit. Since last one year he has started hitting me. He tells everyone i m nagging wife and dont love or care for him (to which i believed for some time that problem was with me). It saddens me how men can compartmentalize this sin. He has the little wife over here with precious children and this nasty sin over here for his private time, justifying it because he still loves his wife and children. You can’t walk simultaneously in the darkness and the light. “I’m a wife. I’m a wife of a porn addict. You can’t repent for him. But other than the Holy Spirit, the most important thing for a man struggling with porn addiction is to have a loving, supportive wife by his side during his battle with sin. I also agree with Anonymous that this post is great advice, but may not apply to every husband dealing with porn addiction. The same observation applies to using heart-lust and porn addiction as legitimate grounds for divorce; we simply can’t jump from one to the other. Still, that doesn’t mean the problems of pornography aren’t real or should be ignored. Pornography: What’s behind it and how it hurts a marriage. Luckily, you’re not alone. We’ve put together this guide on what you can do if your husband is addicted to porn. 1. It’s Not Your Fault. When you first discover your husband’s porn addiction, your first instinct will likely be shock. Your next will be to blame yourself. The Secret of a Husband Addicted to Porn. The secrecy magnifies the betrayal, the anger, and horror a wife feels when she discovers her husband’s (or child’s) secret sin. She may have known it was a past problem and believed he lived in victory, or she may have been clueless to his addiction and feels duped by him.

2020.09.25 18:40 justthesecondwife Girls at beach naked

Unlike most of the other posters, I'm not currently sexually frustrated, my once high libido has dropped to nothing. I have absolutely no desire for sex. This is due to the last few years of being rejected, compared and ignored by my husband.
When we met I had no clue he wasn't over his ex wife and was still pursuing her. I, naively, assumed he was relieved to be rid of her as she is a lifelong criminal, totally uneducated, notoriously mean and manipulative person who lived the high life never working while he slaved away to give her a luxury lifestyle, and cheated and lied during the entire relationship, as told to me by so many people and (superficial of me I know, apologies - very overweight, and extremely unattractive - even to the unbiased you'll have to trust me on this - I was completely shocked when I first saw her, I had assumed she would be another model as he put up with so many terrible behaviours from her that I thought she must be stunning - I was so wrong that I actually lost respect for him for having such low standards *would be different if she was a kind caring ethical person*- but then what does that say about me, right!), and had blackmailed him to marry her (with a pregnancy she pinned on him - that was a lie - she had cheated and it was someone else's baby).
But I was very wrong, he wasn't relieved, and in fact was begging her to come back (even though she had a boyfriend who she had left him for. The boyfriend was over 40 and still lived with his parents)! When I found out what was going on, although it had dissipated slightly after he met me, I told him to cut the emotional co-dependency or I was gone.
I think about it now and our sex life was never good. My now husband "suddenly" suffered from ED, from the first time we had sex, and it continued. I tried every trick in the book to arouse him, but he would always go soft as soon as he tried to penetrate. No foreplay whatsoever, he expected me to be totally turned on and ready to go without even kissing or touching me. He told me again and again that this had never ever happened with his ex (she was his only other lover). So, of course the fact that I couldn't arouse him, not even once, while he boasted about how he was got hard as a rock with his ex very single time for years, made me feel like poop. How could he desire her at all, let alone desire her over me? He compared me to her, with her always the "winner", no matter what I did (and i really put in a lot of effort), I was never good enough by his implications.
I work in an industry which is based on my appearance, and I have to keep up to the high standards of the industry to continue getting work. I can't let myself go (nor would I want to). My husbands friends and male family members (even in front of me) constantly ask him how he managed to "land" a model and they joke about how jealous they are and all their sex dreams coming true. What a joke. Little do they know that he doesn't care what I look like, he still can't be aroused by me. In fact, he told me he enjoyed sex better with his ex (he used to get high and said that was the reason after he saw the devastation on my face when he blurted it out), and told me the most intimate details of their sex life that I never wanted to know, which actually sounded really lame and boring but apparently it floated his boat. I left him for a while after that, I could't stop feeling he was comparing me all the time. I want to be judged on myself, not against anyone else.
After the debarcle with the ex (who then started stalking me when she found out about me - seriously a woman over a decade older than me is that immature and she left him!), I found out that my husband was/is a porn addict. Daily for the time since his wife left him. He tried to lie to me and say he watched porn the whole time he was with her, but then got caught in his lies and had to admit he didn't with her but did after she left and with me. I researched and read that porn can be a catalyst for ED. So after long discussions (well, really rages from him) he agreed to stop the porn and masturbation for a while to see if that made any difference. It did help. He didn't need viagra every time, but we had to rush so he would't go soft and he still didn't touch me but it definitely was better and I felt like I could slightly arouse him. It's pretty shitty looking back at being happy that I could get a man who was supposed to love me, hard for a couple of minutes every 5-10 times we tried when he had bragged how hard he got for a seriously unattractive mean bitch every time. That is seriously how much my self confidence plummeted, instead of trying to get guys to leave me alone, I was just trying to get my husband interested in me, not his ex and internet girls.
Because I didn't want him to feel bad I faked some of my orgasms (this was also due to him telling me I was "broken" because I didn't have multiple orgasms from just him looking at me at penetrating me once with no foreplay at all - like he actually believes his ex did. I am sure she also faked it otherwise why did she cheat so much?).
Now we are back to where we began. He is now unemployed for a year and I assume masturbates to porn all day as he does no housework or much job searching. I make all the money look after him and he moved into my house at the beach, the guy has a life others would dream of. He hasn't touched me in months. I stand next to him completely naked and he doesn't bother looking up from his phone, or just pretends I'm not naked. He doesn't even blink. We have only been together a few years and I'm at my prime, but he doesn't care. I found thousands, literally thousands of photos of girls he has saved. They don't look much different to me, but he masturbates to them when a real woman is there waiting for him! The ED is back with a vengeance, sign of porn abuse. In the rare instances we actually try to have sex often even the viagra doesn't work.
One weird thing is that he has become super jealous of other guys pursuing me (unfortunately it's a hazard of modelling, but I would never cheat). When we first got together he didn't care at all about other guys. I now get that was because he was still into his ex and didn't care about me all that much to worry (even after he proposed! - I think he was trying to make her jealous) but now that he is fapping to porn, and we have a DB he is dictating who I have contact with, including refusing to have contractors work at our house, even when he will be there not me, because that have come on to me or even just looked at me (if that happens I always make it very clear I'm married) and he doesn't want them in the house or even outside! He doesn't want me but can't handle anyone else wanting me, it makes no sense to me.
I have taken to staying up late at night so I don't feel the humiliation of him just turning over and ignoring me. I go to bed after he is asleep. The last few weeks I have sent him texts during the day with sexual innuendo clearly asking for sex. He pretends he doesn't understand and changes the topic.
We have only been married a few years and he killed my confidence by comparing me negatively to his ex wife and saving thousands of pics of girls. Since then he has said awful things about me sexually in arguments (he enjoyed it more with his ex and worse). This has upset me of course, and gradually diminished my libido to nothing. He doesn't have to worry about me cheating, for one, it's against all my principles and secondly, I have no interest in sex at all. I don't even masturbate, it would be many months since I have had an orgasm.
It is ruining our relationship though. I feel ugly and disgusting. Even my own husband of only a few years doesn't want me. I used to love sex. Now I just feel like an unwanted replacement for his ex wife and thousands of girls he obsessively looks at online and porn. I don't even want to have sex with him at all anymore. It just brings back the bad feelings. It's sad to be relatively young and to have lost all desire to the point it makes me feel anxious and nauseous, in a bad way.
I know this is super long, but honestly it was just cathartic to get it out, it's been eating me up inside for so long.
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2020.09.24 22:29 Dostkowski2 Girls at beach naked

The epicest story (with actionable moments) Copyright 2016.37 because 37 is barty
chapter1
One day a group of explorers were outdoors. There was James who had his bolt action rifle. There was David and he had a semi automatic sniper-gun with 2 of his Smith and wesson revolvers. There was ethan who had his minigun and was a sharpshooter with his sawed off double barrel shotgun. There was Joel and he had the big-gun, he comes in later and dies along with Noah. Now I will tell you this story. Once we were flying over China in a biplane and we ran out of gas so we crashed in the Himalayas and Joel and Noah died. Then we saw a girl standing 10 feet away and we went into her house and put our feet up on the table and we broke one of the glasses so she got angry and used her flamethrower to get us out of the house but then it caught on fire and burned down so we were stranded in the Himalayas. Then we were walking past a cave when Levi from across the street not Levi (the other 1) walked out of the cave and said “I heard you guys were hear so I came”. Now he was also stuck because his helicopter pilot flew off without him because he was hungry. So then we saw a german and we killed him because we needed his flashlight to go into the cave. So then we went to a cave and saw a dead guy and he was a german and he had a gun. And then we asked him where the town was but he did not answer because he was stupid and fat and he DIED. So then we didn’t know where the town was, or what the big light on top of the other mountain was so we went into the cave and then we saw… A GUARD DOG! And it was a GERMAN GARD DOG and he said to the germans “THEY ARE HERE” and then we killed them dead and David with his sniper-gun adopted the guard dog and named his magic and stuffed him in his pocket. Then we heard a german saying “we need t-rexes and orcs.” So then we listened and they opened a portal to Dinosaur Island and then they went in and we went in too and killed them and took there guns. Then we saw they had an emerald so we took the emerald from him (and remember the emerald because it teleports us elsewhere later and also then edmond and marcus come) and we gave them a funeral because they did not shoot us and buried them under the carcass of a dead stegosaurus we found. Then we went back through the portal except we were taken to Guam and there was a naked guy on the beach so we killed him and then a raptor came through the portal and killed another naked guy so Ethan shot the raptor with his minigun. And then Levi (the other one) ran over another naked guy with a golf cart and Levi (the other one )broke his neck and then he died. And then we buried him under a hotdog stand on the beach and the other naked guy got up so we shot him. And then the hotdog man asked why there was Levi (the other one) under his hotdog stand so then we killed him. And then some random guy eating a hotdog saw that so then Marcus stabbed him in the back and then I punched him in the face and then Marcus stopped stabbing him in the back and kicked his ankle real good so he couldn’t stand up to get first aid so then he had eternal bleeding and died. And then David slipped on a hotdog and the emerald and magic fell out of his pocket and then then the portal opened and sucked in magic and then we went in and saw an elf so we killed him and we also saw and orc and we slapped him a real good one upside the chops and he died and then we went and saw a dwarf so we slapped him another real good one upside the chops and he fell over on his FACE an then we ate his scramble eggs and sausage biscuits, regular biscuits, bacon, ham, gravy, poached eggs on toast, chilli cheese fries, roman noodles, cheese its, pistachios, and animal crackers and milk and orage juce and apple juce and water and chocolate chip cookies bigger than the size of his fist and then Levi (the other1 ) came back from the dead and ate them but they were laced with rat poison so he died but other food wasn't so we lived except edmund who dies on page six or seven I don't know i haven't gotten that far yet but he dies sometime later. So then we saw a lumberjack chopping down a big tree but we didn’t kill him because he had a scary axe so we shot the tree instead. Then we got in a halftrack that the lumberjack owned and mounted the minigun on it and started shooting the rabbits on the path way and then we saw some panzers on the road and we new the germans had another emerald that they were teleporting with so then the panzer shot at us and wounded david so then our halftrack began to fly over the panzers and it flew to the shire where Glodromeir the wizard was waiting for us. “Your awesome dude” said Marcus. “No you are awesomer because you killed the dorf and ate his food lets go on an adventure.” And then we all said “yes.” so we followed him to his house where there was more food and then we met all of the people there who wer going to cut off Swageion’s head because Swageion is the dark lord and loves the Germans so we had to set out to chop his head off. And then Ethan looked down the non existent sights on his double barrel shotgun and shot Swageion who was standing 10 miles away and then swageion said “ow” and then the German said “what the-” and Swageion died. But even though Swageion was dead we still had to journey to chop off his head. So then we walked there in a few minutes but edmond was already there and he chopped off his head. Now we went back thrug the portal and were in the Himalayas and then we saw a dead guy so we killed him again and then we saw a bolder coming for us so james said “avlanch” and we outran the bolder but it nocked david into the air and he was hurt and then he was better and then it crushed ethan and he said go without me so we went. And then we found a hotel calling “the jogging foal” and we went in and then ethan came back and he was carnage venom with his dog named carnage venom dog and then magic killed it and david might have cried and then we ordered a beer and drank beer and then wine and then every type of alcohol imaginable and then we went to bed but there was a nurse. And so we woke up the next morning and had scramble eggs and sausage biscuits, regular biscuits, bacon, ham, gravy, poached eggs on toast, chilli cheese fries, roman noodles, cheese its, pistachios, and animal crackers and milk and orage juce and apple juce and water and chocolate chip cookies bigger than the size of his fist but this time they were only laced with cyanide so we were ok. And then there was a guy sitting there who drank a molotov cocktail and he set his insides of fire so then he went over to the water and drank the water but the water had gasoline in it so he exploded and died and then the building burned and everyone died except for us and our friends. And then there was a guy and he slipped on bannanan peal and shattered his skull and died. And then marcus died but dad said he didn't so he (Marcus) came to life again. And then we saw an xbox and we played halo combat evolved and call of duty world at war and battlefield ninten forty too and call of duty world at war again and then jonothan who had a stick-whacker incase of females came and said he hated it so we kiled him. And then red rackham appeared and sayed game over and so David ran up the hill and James killed him with a little amichin gun that was conveniently laying two feet away from him for no reason. And then james accidentally shot david and then he was wounded. And then that nurse from last page appeared and healed him. So then we saw a Jurassic Park so James pulled his girl out of his back pocket and David’s foster children appeared in Levi (the other one)’s golf cart and we walked to the park. And then we saw This I Toe walking to the park but then a duck fell on his head and exploded his brain so This I Toe was dead. And then carson was there and then his head fell off and he died. And then 6 Drawer Sidetable was walking to the park but an outhouse fell on him and he died. Then we walked in the park and there was Nedry on his computer and we threw his computer into the wall and then we kicked him and he screamed “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” and then he went to the doctors office because he was hurt and then he needed a cane so we fried his cane and ate it so he couldn’t walk and then he fell into a pond and drowned. Then we ordered pizza and ate the pizza along with scramble eggs and sausage biscuits, regular biscuits, bacon, ham, gravy, poached eggs on toast, chilli cheese fries, roman noodles, cheese its, pistachios, and animal crackers and milk and orage juce and apple juce and water and chocolate chip cookies bigger than the size of his fist but this time the chocolate chip cookies were atomic so we made a bomb out of them and dropped it on the Germans and then infinity hahaha. And then jonas walked in and jonas had a nerf gun and jonas said Hi i am Jonas and we said hello jonas how is Jonas today and he said Jonas is good and jonas wants to go on a park tour and we said ok Jonas so then jonas went with Jonas and jonas. And then jonas asked what dinosaur that was it was a jonasaur and jonas said jonasaur like Jonas hahaha and then jonas laughed and Jonas went on a park tour. So then Jonas went and jonas lost jonas’s nerf fun and jonas said wheres jonas’s nerf gun so jonas loked for jonas’s nerf gun so jonas found jonas’s gun and jonas said “yes”. So noW there there was a german and we killed him and there was then a big explosion in the sky but it want mars it was fake mars an then aliens came and we killed them and then played halo and we got in a tank and went to los angles california which is capital of Caliofrna and then there was a homeless guy who died because he pooped too much haha and then more poop haha and even pee and fartgas. And then Levi not the other one but the one from across the street went to the CIA headquarters because he worked there and he needed to get some money for his day job and he needed to earn much dollar like even one hundred to use on cheeto vending machines. And then girl came and charged they phon an ate hot chip. And then we listend to beatles and john lenin and hotel california and even gun and roses becsu that is what cool kid like. And then we went to the vending machine and got some scramble eggs and sausage biscuits, regular biscuits, bacon, ham, gravy, poached eggs on toast, chilli cheese fries, roman noodles, cheese its, pistachios, and animal crackers and milk and orage juce and apple juce and water and chocolate chip cookies bigger than the size of his fist, but they were only laced with cocaine and then the beatles came and ate our food so we killed them and then we killed them again and then jonas asked what happened and jonas was told jonas we killed these guys so jonas went and jonas ate some scramble eggs and sausage biscuits, regular biscuits, bacon, ham, gravy, poached eggs on toast, chilli cheese fries, roman noodles, cheese its, pistachios, and animal crackers and milk and orage juce and apple juce and water and chocolate chip cookies bigger than the size of his fist but they were laced with fartgas so then jonas much fartgassed and jonas said o no this ebarasing so jonas went away. Now we went to go pee-pee on the potty pee-pee on the potty pee-pee on the potty pee-pee on the potty. So then we went pee-pee on the potty pee-pee on the potty pee-pee on the potty pee-pee on the potty. And ten we did the i didnt just pee my delicate tghty whytees dance and then edmond died. So then they and jonas got in a tank with jonas and then jonas was in the tank and jonas said jonas wants to no where nerf jonas nerf gun so jonas went and jonas found jonas gun jonas went to tank with jonas nerf gun so then jonas.
Notes: jonas was said 50 times this chapter i hope you like chapter more soon!
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2020.09.22 21:12 pandasparkle Beach at naked girls

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Elf Gotta Glow Lip Tint “Perfect Berry” BNIB $3
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Jeffree Star Velour Lip Scrub “Peach Popsicle” BNIB $6
LA Girl Glitter Magic Shimmer Shifting Lip Color “Champagne Fizz” x2 BN $4 each
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Maybelline Baby Lips Lip Balm “Beam of Blush (Crystal)“, “Cherry Me” BN $2 each
Maybelline Colorsensational Lipstick “379 Fuchsia For Me x3”, “565 Almond Rose” BN $3 each
Milani Color Statement Lipstick “17 Plumrose” BN $2
NYX Lip Lingerie Gloss “Euro Trash” & NYX Lip Lingerie Matte Liquid Lipstick “Exotic” BN $4
each
NYX Soft Matte Lip Cream “Copenhagen”, “Paris”, “Prague” BN $3 each
NYX Suede Matte Lip Liner “Subversive Socialite” BN $3 each x2
NYX Suede Matte Lip Liner “Stockholm” BN $3
Rimmel London Exaggerate Full Colour Lip Liner “063 Eastend Snob” BN $3
Skinfix Lip Coconut Mint “Natural Coconut Mint”, “Natural Lemon Mint”, “Natural Watermelon Mint x2” BN $4
Sleek Major Matte Lip Cream “Rioja Red” BN $1
Sleek Shattered Glass Lip Topper “Bad Moon”, “Hoax” BN $2 each
Soap & Glory Poutstanding Lip Contouring Crayon “No Candy Do” BNIB $5 x2 each
Sunbum Sunscreen Lip Balm SPF 30 “Banana”, “Coconut” BN $2 each
Ulta Beauty Juice Infused Lip Oil “Coconut” “Sweet Rose x2” BN $5 each
Ulta Beauty Tinted Juice Infused Lip Oil “Passionate Peach” BN $5 each x2
Ulta Beauty Luxe Lipstick “Mischievous”, “Social Status (x3)” BN $3 each
Ulta Beauty Lip Plumping Transforming Top Coat “Ethereal” BN $4
Ulta Beauty Shiny Sheer Lip Gloss “Pink” BN $4
Ulta Beauty Peach Lip Balm BN $2
Ulta Beauty Sunscreen Lip Balm SPF 30 “Punchy Pomegranate Lip Balm”, “Tropical Coconut Lip Balm” $1 each
Victoria's Secret Lip Silk Sheer Gloss “Glowing”, “Flawless”, “Irresistible” BN $1 each
Wet N Wild Megalast Liquid Catsuit “Nudist Peach” “Ride on My Copper x3 (Metallic)” BN $2 each
Wet N Wild PerfectPout Lip Scrub Limited Edition “Citrus Elixir” Not sealed but not used $2
Skincare: BareMineral Complexion Rescue Defense Radiant Protective Veil SPF 30 1.7 oz BNIB $29
Clinique ID Cartridge for Pores & Uneven Texture 0.34 oz BNIB $10
Clinique ID Dramatically different hydrating jelly 3.9 oz BNIB $19
Clinique 3 Step Skincare System Dry Combination Skin Type 2 includes Dramatically different moisturizing lotion (0.5 oz), Liquid Facial Soap Mild (1 oz), Clarifying Lotion 2 (1 oz) $8
Clinique Dewy Delights Set: Includes Moisture Surge 72 Hr Auto Replenishing Hydrator 0.5 oz, Moisture Surge Overnight Mask 1 oz, Moisture Surge Face Spray Thirsty Skin Relief 1 oz, Chubby Stick Moisturizing Lip Colour Balm “Woppin’ Watermelon” BNIB $19
Crepe Erase Flaw-Fix Eye Cream 0.5 oz BNIB $35
DermaDoctor Wrinkle Revenge Rescue & Protect Eye Balm 0.5 oz BNIB $35
Dermalogica Daily Microfoliant SU $37
Dermalogica Intensive Moisture Balance 1.7 oz BNIB $29 each
Dermalogica Phyto-Nature Firming Serum BNIB (Retail Price $145) $95
Elizabeth Arden Ceramide Lift and Firm Eye Cream Sunscreen SPF 15 BNIB $40
Foreo Day Cleanser Awakening Radiance Yogurt 2 oz BNIB $17
Foreo Night Cleanser Celestial Melting Gel 2 oz BNIB $17
First Aid Beauty Pure Skin Face Cleanser 5.0 oz x4 $12 each
First Aid Beauty Ultra Repair Cream 2 oz SU $9
First Aid Beauty Ultra Repair Cream 6 oz: “Honeysuckle” BN $34
H20 + Rapids Probiotic Sorbet Moisturizer 1.7 oz BNIB $15
IT Cosmetic Confidence In An Eye Cream 0.5 oz BNIB $25
Kate Somerville EradiKate Acne Treatment 1 oz BNIB $18
Kate Somerville ExfoliKate Intensive Exfoliating Treatment 2 oz BN $75
Kiwi Botanicals Purifying Honey Melt Facial Cleanser 3.1 oz
Kopari Coconut Face Cream 2.5 oz BNIB $25
Kopari Coconut Rose Toner 5.1 oz BNIB $19
Kopari Coconut TLC Kit: Includes Coconut melt (2.5 oz), and Lip glossy (0.35 oz) BNIB $19
Mario Badescu Drying Lotion 1 oz BN $10 each x4
Mario Badescu Vitamin C Serum 1 oz BN $30
Murad Age Reform Hydo-Dynamic Ultimate Moisture 1.7 oz BNIB $39
Murad Resurgence Retinol Youth Renewal Serum 1.0 oz BNIB (Retail Price $89) $65
Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry Touch Sunscreen SPF 45 BN 2 pack $10, one $6
No 7 Early Defense Glow Activating Serum 1 oz BN $18
Oars + Alps Wake Up Eye Stick 0.5 oz BNIB $10
OLAY Complete Daily Moisturizer SPF 15 Combination/Oily 6 oz BNIB $6
Peter Thomas Roth Max Complexion Correction Pads Super Size 90 Pads BNIB $46
ProactivMD Blackhead Dissolving Gel 1 oz BNIB $15
Shea Moisture African Black Soap Bamboo Charcoal Detoxifying Drying Lotion BN $7
Skinfood Watermelon Mask BN $9
Soap & Glory Scrub Atomic Daily Face Polish 3.3 oz BNIB $6
Ulta Beauty 24k Magic Metallic Peel Off Mask Rose Gold 3.4 oz BN $9
Ulta Beauty Hydraburst Leave On Mask 1.7 oz BN $9
Ulta Beauty Watermelon Sleeping Mask 2 oz BNIB $6
Body Care: Ahava Deadsea Water Mineral Hand Cream 1.3 oz BN $4 each x3
Ahava Smoothing Body Lotion Superfood Kale & Turmeric 1.3 oz
Bath & Body Works Body Lotion “Into The Wild” 8 oz SU $3
H20+ Beauty Oasis Body Gel Moisturizer (2 oz) & Sea Green Body Butter (1 oz) BN $2 each
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 2.25 oz “Star Jasmine & Vanilla” (Limited Edition) BN $8
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 17 oz: “Cinnamon Sugar & Vanilla Butter Creme (Limited Edition)” BN $20
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 17 oz: “Mandarin Orange & Key Lime (Limited Edition)” BN $20
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 21 oz: “Original” BN $30
Pacifica After Sun Body Spray 6 oz” “Blood Orange” SU $5
Pacifica After Sun Body Spray 6 oz: “Pineapple Flower” SU $5
Pacifica Mineral SPF 50 Body Butter 5 oz: “Blood Orange” SU $5
Rituals The Ritual of Sakura Magic Touch Body Cream 2.3 oz “Organic Rice Milk &Cherry Blossom” x4 BN $5 each
Sol de Janeiro Brazilian Crush Body Fragrance Mist 3.04 oz SU $9
Victoria’s Secret Body Lotion “Exotic Bloom” 8 oz BN $8
Victoria’s Secret Pink Body Mist and Lotion Mini “Warm &; Cozy” 2.5 oz BN $3 each
(Free Rituals The Ritual of Ayurveda Hand Balm 0.33 oz “Indian Rose & Sweet Almond Oil” BN x2 w/ $10 body care purchase, while supplies last)
Haircare: Bed Head Superstar Queen For a Day Thickening Spray 10.2 oz BN $8
Bumble & Bumble Thickening Spray 8.5 oz SU $10
Matrix Biolage Thermal Active Repair Gloss Lightweight Serum 3.0 oz SU $2
Pravana The Perfect Blonde Seal & Protect Leave In 10.1 oz BN $12
Redken Pillow Proof Blow Dry Express Primer 5.7 oz $10 each x2 or $16 for both (defective bottle will come free w/ purchase of one or both x1)
Redken Set Includes deluxe size: All Soft shampoo and conditioner, One United, Triple Take 32 hairspray BNIB $8 each x5
Applicators & Tools: EcoTools Fan Favorites Beauty Kit BNIB $15
It Brushes for Ulta Love Beauty Fully Flawless Brush Cheek No 227 BNIB $20
It Brushes for Ulta Velvet Luxe Buffing Foundation No 301 BNIB $30
It Brushes for Ulta Limited Edition You’re a Star Multitasking Foundation Brush 2019 BNIB $30
Lime Crime Hot Stuff Brush Set BNIB $20
Real Techniques Brush Crush Cosmic Sponge Duo BNIB $10
Tangle Teezer On the Go Detangling Hairbrush Hello Kitty BNIB $19
Nail Polish: OPI Nail Lacquer “Have A Grape Summer”, “N-Iceland” BN $5 each
Sally Hansen Miracle Gel Set “131 Coral Carnival” BNIB $10
Free: Sally Hansen Complete Salon Manicure Mini Nail Polish “231 Red My Lips” w/ $10 nail purchase
Free Gifts with Purchase: Free with purchases but $5 each if you want to purchase (negotiable)
Deluxe sizes
Eyes:
Eyebrow:
  • Anastasia Beverly Hills Brow Wiz 0.0008 oz “Dark Brown” x5 x2, “Medium Brown” x3 x2, “Soft Brown”
  • Anastasia Beverly Hills Clear Brow Gel 0.085 oz x4
Eyeliner:
  • Ofra Eyeliner “Black”
  • Urban Decay 24/7 Glide On Eye Pencil 0.03 oz “Perversion” x4 x3, “Zero” x5
  • Ulta Beauty Gel Eyeliner “Black Out”
Mascara:
  • Benefit Roller Lash Mascara 0.1 oz x6
  • Benefit They’re Real Mascara 0.1 oz x5
  • Butter Double Decker Lashes Mascara 0.18 oz x2
  • Buxom Big Tease Plumping Mascara 0.06 ox
  • Buxom Lash Mascara 0.2 oz x2
  • Clinique High Impact Mascara 0.14 oz x2
  • Estee Lauder Sumptuous Extreme Lash Multiplying Volume Mascara “01 Extreme Black” x4
  • Mac In Extreme Dimension Lash x9
  • Maybelline Great Lash Blackest Black 0.15 oz x4
  • Maybelline Lash Sensational Full Fan Effect 0.15 oz x1
  • NYX Worth The Hype Volume & Lengthening Mascara 0.17 oz x3
  • Loreal Voluminous Mascara Primer 0.05 oz x5 x4
  • PUR Fully Charged Mascara Powdered by Magnetic Technology 0.17 oz x3 *Tarte Lights Camera Lashes Mascara 0.13 oz x4
  • Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara 0.13 oz x17
  • Too Faced Mascara Melt Off 0.01 oz x7
  • Urban Decay Perversion Mascara 0.1 oz x2 x1
  • Urban Decay Troublemaker Mascara 0.08 oz x7
Face:
Blush:
  • Nars Blush “Orgasm” 0.12 oz x2
  • Smashbox L.A Lights Blendable Lip & Cheek Color “Silver Lake Sunset” 0.03 oz
Bronzer:
  • Benefit Hoola Bronzer 0.1 oz
  • Cargo Swimmables Water Resistant Bronzer 0.10 oz x6 x5
  • Tarte Park Ave Princess Bronzer 0.11 oz x2
  • Too Faced Chocolate Soleil Medium/Deep Matte Bronzer 0.08 oz x2
Highlighter:
  • Becca Shimmering Skin Perfector Liquid “Opal” 0.2 oz x4
  • Becca Shimmering Skin Perfector Pressed “Champagne Pop” 0.04 oz
  • Becca Shimmering Skin Perfector Pressed “Opal” 0.08 oz
  • Clio Pro Single Face “Sugar Blending” 3.5 g
  • Cover Fx Custom Enhancer Drops “Moonlight” 0.095 oz x7
  • Dermablend Glow Creator Liquid Highlighter 0.13 oz x2
  • LA Girl Strobe Lite Strobing Powder 0.07 oz
  • Laura Geller Baked Gelato Swirl Illuminator “Diamond Dust” x2
  • Ofra Rodeo Drive Highlighter 4g
  • Tarte Amazonian Clay 12 hour highlighter “Exposed” 0.07 oz
  • Tarte Tarteist Pro Glow Liquid Highlighter “Stunner” 0.16 oz
  • Winky Lux Holographic Highlighter “Charm” 0.11 oz x5
Primer:
  • BareMinerals Prime Time Original Foundation Primer 0.05 oz
  • Becca First Light Priming Filter 0.2 oz x6
  • Becca Velvet Blurring Primer 0.16 oz
  • Cover Fx Blurring Primer 0.16 oz
  • Cover Fx Mattifying Primer w/ Anti-Acne Treatment 0.16 oz x5
  • Laura Geller Spackle Hydrating Moisturizing Under Makeup Primer 1 oz x1, 0.50 oz x3
  • Mac Prep + Prime Natural Radiance Primer 0.2 oz x2
  • Mac Strobe Cream 0.2 oz x3
  • Maybelline Master Prime Primer “050 Hydrate + Smooth” 0.5 oz x2
  • PUR No Filter Blurring Photography Primer 0.24 oz x2
  • Smashbox Photo Finish Primer 0.25 oz x5
  • Smashbox Photo Fix Primerizer
  • Too Faced Hangover Rx Replenishing Face Primer 0.16 oz x6
  • Ulta Beauty Hydrating Face Primer 0.34 oz
  • Ulta Beauty Mattifying Face Primer 0.5 oz
  • Ulta Beauty Poreless Face Primer 0.5 oz x3
Setting Spray:
  • Too Faced Hangover Rx Replenishing Primer & Setting Spray 0.06 oz
  • Urban Decay All Nighter Spray 0.5 oz x6
Concealer:
  • Amazing Cosmetics Amazing Concealer “Medium Beige” 0.1 oz
  • LA Girl Concealer “Creamy Beige” x4
Powder:
  • BareMinerals Original Mineral Veil 0.03 oz x4
  • Becca Hydra-Mist Set & Refresh Powder 0.05 oz x2
  • Dermablend Loose Setting Powder 0.18 oz x1 0.11 oz x1
Lips:
Lip gloss:
  • Anastasia Beverly Hills Lip Gloss 0.07 oz “Kristen x4”, “St. Tropez x4”, “Toffee x2”, “Vintage x4 x3”
  • BareMinerals Gen Nude Patent Lip Lacquer “Darling” 0.03 oz x2
  • Beauty by Popsugar Be The Boss Lip Gloss “Time After Time” 0.085 x7
  • Buxom Full On Lip Polish “Dolly”, “White Russian x3” 0.05 oz
  • Lime Crime Diamond Crusher “Lit” 0.07 oz x2
  • Lorac Alter Ego Lip Gloss “Goddess” 0.02 oz
  • Mac Lipglass “Lovechild x2” “Love You Big Time” 0.08 oz
  • Smashbox Metallic Lip Gloss
  • Soap & Glory Sexy Mother Pucker Pillow Plump Lip Gloss “Pinkwell” 0.13 oz x5
  • Tarte Lip Sculptor Lipstick & Lipgloss “VIP”
  • Tarte Tarteist Glossy Lip Paint “Goals” 0.034 oz
  • Too Faced Sweet Peach Creamy Peach Oil Lip Gloss 0.04 oz x4
  • Urban Decay Hi-Fi Shine Lip Gloss “Naked”
Lipstick:
  • Anastasia Beverly Hills Liquid Lipstick “Crush” 0.08 oz
  • Buxom Serial Kisser Plumping Lip Stain “Pucker Up Dolly” 0.05 oz x2
  • Buxom Va-Va-Plump Shiny Liquid Lipstick “Wine Me” 0.05 oz x2
  • Lime Crime Velvetine “Red Rose” 0.07 oz x2 x1
  • Lipstick Queen “Frog Prince”, “Hello Sailor”, “Mauve Sinner”, “Mornin’ Sunshine x2, “Medieval x5 x3” 0.05 oz
  • Nars Powermatte Lip Pigment 0.06 oz x2
  • Sephora Rouge Cream “R04 The Red” 0.035 oz
  • Shiseido Modern Matte Powder Lipstick 0.08 oz
  • Stila Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick “Beso”, “Patina”
  • Too Faced Melted Matte Liquid Lipstick 0.08 oz “Queen B” x3
  • Ulta Beauty Jelly Gloss Lip Gel “Sunshine”
  • Ulta Beauty Matte Lip Cream “Striking” x2
  • Ulta Beauty Matte Metallic Liquid Lipstick
  • Urban Decay Vice Lipstick “Bad Blood x2”, “Manic x2” 0.03 oz
Skincare:
Algenist:
  • Genius Ultimate Anti-Aging Cream
  • Sublime Defense Anti Aging Blurring Moisturizer 0.23 oz
  • Firming and Lifting Cream x3
Clarins:
  • Extra Firming Jour Wrinkle control firming day cream SPF 15 x3 x2
  • Multi-Active Jour day cream Spf 20 x2
Clinique:
  • Clarifying Lotion Twice a Day Exfoliator Combination Oily 3 x3
  • Clinique Smart Broad Spectrum SPF 15 Custom Repair Moisturizer 0.5 oz x2
  • Liquid Facial Soap Mild Dry Combination x3 (one with a print)
  • Dramatically Different Hydrating Jelly x11
Dermalogica:
  • Biolumin-c Serum 0.10 oz x2
  • Phyto Replenish Oil 0.17 oz x4
Estee Lauder:
  • Advanced Night Repair 0.23 oz x2 x1
Exuviance:
  • Firm NG 6 Non Acid Peel x2
  • Targeted Wrinkle Repair
  • Total Correct + Sculpt Serum
  • Triple Microdermabrasion Face Polish
It Cosmetics:
  • Confidence in A Cream 0.237 oz x2
  • Confidence in An Eye Cream 0.169 oz x2
Juice Beauty
  • Stem Cellular Anti Wrinkle Booster Serum 0.26 oz x2
La Roche-Posay:
  • Effaclar Mat Moisturizer 3ml
  • Lipikar Balm Intense Repair Moisturizing Cream 0.5 oz
  • Lipikar Lotion Daily Repair Moisturizer Lotion 0.5 oz
Mario Badescu:
  • Aloe Vera Toner 1 oz x2
  • Facial Spray w Aloe, Sage, and Orange Blossom 1 oz x3
  • Rose Hips Mask 0.5 oz x4 x3
  • Rose Hips Nourishing Oil 1 oz
Philosophy:
  • Purity 3-in-1 Cleanser 1 oz x12
  • Time in a bottle resist and renew repair serum 0.1 oz x2
  • Ultimate miracle work fix eye power treatment fill and firm 0.1 oz x2
  • Ultimate miracle work fix multi rejuvenating night time serum in cream 0.25 oz x2
StriVectin:
  • Anti Wrinkle Re-code Line Transforming Melting Serum 0.25 oz x2
  • Multi-Action Restorative Cream 0.25 oz x2
  • Multi-Action R&R Eye Cream 0.17 oz x2
  • SD Advanced Intensive Concentrate For Wrinkles & Stretch Marks
  • TL Advanced Tightening Neck Cream 0.25 oz x2
Vichy:
  • Aqualia Thermal Rich Cream (Creme Riche) Dynamic hydration Dry to Very Dry Skin 0.5 oz x3
  • Aqualia Thermal Serum 0.1 oz
  • LiftActiv Supreme Progressive anti aging and firminess correcting care 0.51 oz
  • Liftactiv Night Supreme Anti Wrinkle &Firming Care 0.51 oz
Miscellaneous:
  • Earthly Body Miracle Oil 0.34 oz x2
  • Elizabeth Arden Eight Hour Cream Skin Protectant
  • Elizabeth Arden Prevage Day Anti Aging Moisture Cream SPF 50
  • H20 Beauty Infinity Chin & Neck Firmer 0.25 oz
  • Juice Beauty Stem Cellular Anti Wrinkle Booster Serum 0.26 oz
  • Kiehl’s Cannabis Sativa Seed Oil 0.14 oz
  • Murad Environmental Shield Vita-C Glycolic Brightening Serum 0.17 oz
  • No 7 Restore & Renew Face & Neck Serum 0.16 oz
  • Nyakio Maracuja & Yangu Soothing Oil 0.15 oz x2
  • Origins High Potency Night-A-Mins Mineral-enriched renewal cream 0.5 oz
  • Perricone High Potent Face Firm Activator 7.5 ml
  • PUR Get A Lift Firming Facial Cream 0.5 oz
  • Skin & Co Truffle Therapy Polishing Micro Exfoliating Truffle Face Gommage 1 oz
  • Skin & Co Truffle Therapy Essential Face Toner 1 oz
  • Skyn Iceland Icelandic Youth Serum
Hair Care:
Bumble & Bumble
  • BB Glow Bond Building Styler 0.5 oz
Living Proof:
  • Frizz Nourishing Styling Cream 1 oz x4
  • Perfect Hair Day 5-in-1 Styling Treatment 1 oz x2
  • Style Lab Blowout Styling & Finishing Spray 0.5 oz
  • Style Lab Prime Style Extender 1 oz x2
Nature Lab:
  • Perfect Shine Clarifying Scalp Scrub 1.5 oz x2
Deluxe Sets:
  • Benefit Dandelion Set Includes: Dandelion Blush, Dandelion dew, Dandelion shy beam
  • Estee Lauder Repair & Revitalize Set Includes Advanced Night Repair and Revitalizing Supreme +
  • Smashbox Studio Stash: Primer Includes minis of photo finish primer, photo finish pores primer, primerizer x2
  • Smashbox Studio Swag: Set + Slay Includes minis of photo finish primer, always on liquid lipstick “Stepping Out”, Be legendary liquid pigment “Rose B4 Bros”, photo finish primer water x3
  • Stila Set Includes Stila Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick “Beso”, “Patina”, Stay All day liner, huge extreme lash mascara
Tier 1 (Free with any purchase): Sample Packets (Makeup, Skincare, Hair).
Sample Packets include:
Makeup
  • Anastasia Beverly Hills Dipbrow Pomade Blonde-Light Brown, Brunette-Auburn, Deep Brown-Black
  • Benefit Cosmetics Porefessional x7
  • Butter London Glazen Face Glow x7
  • CoverFx Blurring Primer 0.03 oz x2
  • Dermablend Insta-grip jelly primer x2
  • Mac Liptensity x4
  • Smashbox Photo Finish Foundation Primer 0.5 oz x12
  • Tarte Tarteist Lip Paints x4
Skincare:
  • Clinique Dramatically different hydrating jelly
  • Clinique Moisture Surge
  • Clinique Maximum Hydrator x3
  • IT Bye Bye Lines Serum
  • IT Confidence in A Cream
  • IT Confidence in An Eye Cream
  • Juice Beauty Stem Cellular Anti Aging Moisturizer x2
Hair: * Living Proof Full Thickening Cream x2 * Living Proof Perfect Hair Day x5 * Living Proof TBD Multitasking Styler x3
Tier 2 (Free w/ $25): 5 deluxe sized items (Includes Tier 1)
Tier 3 (Free w/ $35): 7 deluxe sized items & small makeup bag
Tier 4 (Free w/ $55): Choice of deluxe set, 10 deluxe sized items, small makeup bag or medium makeup bag (Including Tier 1)
Tier 5 (Free w/ $75): Large makeup bag (Including all tiers with include samples and 10 deluxe items except small and medium makeup bag)
All gifts with purchase are negotiable, the tiers are just a starting guide
If you want to purchase bags separately: Small $5 each Medium $7 each Large $10 each
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2020.09.22 20:37 MarsaliRose I’m a new witch and I think I made a massive mistake.

I look out the window of the second floor of my garage apartment. I see a rabbit running in my neighbor’s yard. The sun is about to set. It’s cold. Autumn came with a vengeance and murdered the Summer heat. The sun is setting on this lonely NJ beach town in more ways than one. The summer residents are headed back to wherever they came from. The town’s population is cut drastically. Homes are shuddered up for the winter months. It’s September 15, 2020. Exactly two years since we moved in. The late Spring and Summer is absolutely wonderful here. Blissful really. But the remaining two thirds of the year is lonely.
I live in an old apartment that was built in 1942 and it has all the charms and dilapidation of its birth year. Plaster walls, poor insulation, lead paint, and flimsy windows that shake violently with every breeze. The man who lived here before us built this apartment and lived his life here with his mother. I think his mother died in the very room I am writing this in. That’s just my theory though. I also think the man (I don’t know his name, sorry) died here as well. When we moved in the place was horribly furnished from them. It sat empty for years until my landlord decided to rent it out. My second theory is that the man died of a heart attack sitting in his musty, old recliner that was in the living room. Needless to say, we dumped all their furniture. One day a few weeks after we moved in and weeks after the cleaning company came, I found an old weathered heart medication sitting right in the middle of the living room floor like it was plopped there randomly. Weird right?
I hate being here alone and it’s something that I have been doing more of lately. My boyfriend, Andrew recently got a job as an ER nurse and he works 3pm-3:30am and he doesn’t get home until around 4am. By that time I am fast asleep. I’ve never really been alone anywhere I lived. I grew up with a lot of siblings and then moved here. I like being around people, it makes me feel comfortable. When I’m alone I don’t know what to do with myself. Hence why I decided to write. Well, one of the reasons.
2020 has been the year from hell. Between COVID, quarantine shut downs, working from home, and everything else that’s been going on in the news, it’s been a year for the history books. I work full time from home as a telehealth mental health counselor so my weeks are spent sitting in this little office talking at a computer screen. I barely leave the house during the week. Only to go for a walk or feed my cat.
Ah, the cat. He’s actually not my cat. He’s my neighbor’s cat and he mostly lives outside. We started caring for him one year ago because we thought he was a stray as he was so dirty and skinny. Eventually we found out he does indeed have a home next door. A poor home full of other cats who get more attention. But he does go there at night which gives me peace knowing he’s not outside in the cold. He’s here all day, everyday. We feed him, bathe him, give him flea medicine, brush him, and buy him treats and toys. We recently found out his name, Boots. And he’s 18! This cat changed my life. I was NEVER a cat person. I am allergic so the guy can’t come inside, but he’s okay with that. As long as he gets cuddles and food he’s happy to lay about in the sun. I don’t think I have ever met or will ever meet a cat like him. He has no mean bone in his body. Never a hiss, scratch, or bite from him. Just love.
Let me get into why I am really writing this. A few months ago I found that working from home leaves me a lot more free time so I decided to learn something new.
And that something new is witchcraft.
Blame “WitchTok.” But seriously, witchcraft and all things New Age have been a running theme my entire life without me realizing it. I’ve always used holistic medicines and participated in witch folklore practices without knowing it. I figured now is the time to get a better education and make things more official. I even joined a local “coven.” I say “coven” because we’re not technically all Wiccans. It’s a good group with mostly new witches (“baby witches”) like myself with some intermediate and one more advanced, older witch. My biggest interest right now is learning divination like Tarot cards and pendulums. I’ve been practicing using my pendulum and even contacted my spirit guides. I learned a few things from them. Apparently, I have three spirit guides, none of whom are my ancestors. But the conversations only last about 10 minutes before it peters out. I also get a lot of “unsure” responses from them.
But recently, after a particularly heated argument at one of our coven study meets, odd things have been happening. Which is the reason for this story.
First let’s go back to the meeting, a week ago.
We were talking about divination when the argument began. The more advanced, older witch (let’s call her Blair) started the disruption. Blair has been practicing witchcraft for 30 years or so and raised her adult children in the craft. She’s a bit of a stickler for the traditional and control freak but she is also helpful and generous to us newbies.
Blair heard us talking about pendulums and interjected,
“I don’t believe that is a good idea for you to be using a pendulum. You are too new to this and you need to learn more before taking on such a heavy practice with divination.”
“What do you mean?” I said, “I’ve been using it for a few weeks and even been able to contact my spirit guides.”
That statement surprisingly was a trigger for her anger.
“That is the reason why you should NOT be using a pendulum now! You have NO idea WHO you are talking to!”
Her frustration building, “You are asking these questions and ANYONE or ANYTHING can answer you! I have seen someone make the same mistake at the same level of study as you, and they deeply regretted it. You are essentially inviting spirits or WORSE into your home. And once they see an open invite.. they take advantage of it. You need at least a year of study before taking on a pendulum, or any type of divination for that matter. You don’t even know if you are serious about the Craft!”
Ouch.
I was defensive. “I use precaution. I meditate beforehand, set my intention, and cleanse the space. I do everything that was suggested!”
I could hear myself getting angry but I tamped it down. “I cleansed the pendulum and kept in on me for a full week before I first used it. I really don’t think I am strong enough to open some kind of evil portal” I laughed. So did some of the other girls.
“Thats what you think” Blair said.
The small group I was in looked at each other with wide eyes and upturned brows. Gatekeeping much? I probably shouldn’t have made a joke and laughed it off. Was that rude? Whatever.
After our coven meeting was over we talked about Blair in the group chat. Some of the girls don’t like her at all. I was indifferent until that night. But she did have a point. I am not sure if witchcraft is for me just yet. Some of the things are really hard for me to believe. She preached to us in the beginning how she has been a member of many covens and she stresses inclusion and non judgement, ha! Well, maybe she’s been a member of so many covens because she keeps getting the boot. Considering all of us are in our 20s - 30s, she’s the oldest by 2 decades. I was still angry about it.
But that changed.
I couldn’t shake Blair’s warning. No matter how preachy and rude she came across. I began to worry. I thought about it when I was using my Tarot cards and pendulum. I had to stop using them because I couldn’t concentrate. My mind wasn’t clear and that was apparent in the pendulum. It was dangling straight down from my fingers, vibrating ever so slightly. No answers were coming from it at all. I haven’t touched the pendulum in about two days. Thats when I first noticed.
Things started happening around me.
It started a day after the meeting. I was noticing shadows in my peripheral. At first I didn’t think much of it until it started happened A LOT. So much so that I thought there was something wrong with my eyes. But my glasses are brand new, it can’t be my vision. I see them so clearly that when I was driving across an intersection I thought a car was going to slam into my passenger side but when I looked there was nothing. It looked like a swiftly moving shadow. I actually braced for the impact of the oncoming car.
I started getting creeped out. I am a horror movie buff so I’ve seen things like this happen in movies. But that’s a movie, that’s Hollywood! Fake fake fake. But this seemed really real. And honestly that was the least of it.
The noises came next.
Only when I am alone. It sounds like someone is downstairs in the garage banging around. Things falling. When I go to look there is nothing there. Last night I went down to get the laundry from the dryer and it sounded like someone was UPSTAIRS banging around. I was actually afraid to climb the stairs to get into the apartment. When I walked through the door no one was there.
“Of course no one is here, I am alone.” I was arguing in my head but the hair on my neck was standing on end.
The nights are the worst. I feel like I am being watched. I put my pendulum away. I have it resting on my crystals. The pendulum itself is made of amethyst. It’s my favorite because I am full of anxiety most of the time.
I also have a huge amethyst on my bedside table because I suffer from nightmares. Since I was a kid. I don’t know why, nothing traumatic has ever happened to me. My mom used to tell me I just have a “big imagination.” They aren’t as bad as they were but every now and then I dream something so intense that I force myself to wake up in a state of a pure panic with my heart racing. I have to wear a night guard or I’d break all my teeth from clenching and grinding. I also take a concoction of herbal remedies nightly to knock me out and blank out my subconscious. Passionflower, scullcap, chamomile, lavender, and magnesium powder. Tastes like shit but it works for the most part.
But recently when I am alone and about to go to bed, not only have I been hearing the bangs, but I have been FEELING things.
I am laying in my bed, reading, and I rest on my side with my legs straight out. I hear the bangs downstairs below me. But I FEEL the banging in my legs. It feels like my legs are pulsing. Honestly, it feels like someone is under my bed, punching my legs through the mattress. It makes my heart race. The first time it happened I got up and stood in the middle of the room like an asshole, completely confused as to what to do. My entire body was cold and goosebumps covered my skin like I was standing naked in a field at night.
I decided that standing in my room was way more scary than being under the covers, even if my legs were getting punched so I returned to the warmth of the bed. I closed my eyes and took deep breathes and the punching stopped. I decided to ignore it and keep reading so that’s what I have been doing every night. Sometimes it doesn’t happen, but most times it does. But only when I am alone.
I really didn’t believe Blair’s warning. I thought she was just being a control freak like usual. But these past few days have gotten weirder and weirder.
Little did I know that was just the beginning...
Part 2: https://www.reddit.com/nosleep/comments/iyio7a/im_a_new_witch_and_i_think_i_made_a_massive/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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2020.09.22 14:53 dirtystreetlevelshit Girls at beach naked

My backstory: Before this, it was five years since I had gotten involved with any girls in my life. I've been working at a grocery store for almost 4 years now. Before the condo, I lived with my parents in order to build up a useful savings. My plan was always to move out and become more independent as an adult, but only after thinking it through in full. My parents are very supportive even taking into consideration all the major mistakes I've made in the past.
So one day this new girl is hired into the department I work in. When I first saw her my heart definitely skipped a beat, which is a feeling I get a lot when I see a girl that's just my type. The only difference with her was the overwhelming urge to actually want to pursue. Maybe it was because my heart made the decision for me. Maybe it was the look on her face that showed a painful past. Some would say I'm a sucker for damaged people. Anyways, shortly after her hire her boyfriend was hired at the same store, but in another department. Normally when I learn a girl is taken, it's a knee-jerk reaction to back off. Instead, I noticed something was off about their relationship. Naturally her and I became friends after talking a lot at work. Coworkers' comments on her body language towards me were endless. We never had a dull conversation, not even in simple passing. When her boyfriend would come by the department to chat with her, she wouldn't light up the same way as she would with me.
Weeks went by and her and I grew closer and closer as friends. I would go on my normal break and she would go on hers just to come talk to me. Or she would show up early on her later shifts to catch me on my break. She talked openly about her life and her relationship issues and that's when I realized she isn't happy in life. She moved to this state with her family a few years ago but due to financial circumstances, they couldn't stay here. She, being the oldest sibling in a dysfunctional family, decided to stay here with her boyfriend in his parent's house. She knew she couldn't let her life be stunted any further with her parents' manipulation. (She was literally paying their rent wherever they ended up.) Anyways, her and her boyfriend tried to make it work the whole time, but the truth is neither of them were ready for a relationship. They only became a unit to ease her parents' minds about her decision to stay here. Staying with him was better than being homeless in her mind. Unfortunately, they lacked healthy relationship protocols when things like jealousy and distrust took over even though nothing was happening...yet.
One day at work, on of my best friends told me that this girl said she was really into me and wanted to kiss me. This threw me off big time, but it wasn't a complete surprise. The idea of it enticed me even though i knew it wasn't right. Part of me felt that she may need a way out. And a way up, in life. I asked her about what I had heard through text and she seemed surprised that I knew, but confirmed it nonetheless. She opened up about how she felt towards me and also said she didn't want to tell me out of fear of ruining our friendship. I could tell she was glad I knew regardless. We both worked the next day at the same time. The looks back and forth from her and I were intense. I couldn't help but feel elated the whole time. I went out on my normal break and there she is, walking right up to my bench with this cute hands behind she back and shoulders shrugged walk. Biggest smile ever. She sat down next to me and we stared into each others' eyes. I ask her "Are we about to kiss right here?" and she smile giggled followed by that 'i don't know' hum that suggests someone most definitely knows when they say 'i don't know'. I went for it, and she did too. We made out for a few minutes on that bench. The rest of the shift passed by so fast. I didn't even want it to end. We got out at the same time, went straight to her car, and made out for a good hour or two, half-naked I might add. We both knew we couldn't progress any further just yet. I bought her and I a meal at the diner nearby afterwards, they we each went our own way for the night.
A few days after that, she left for her planned trip to see her family with her boyfriend. Her and I stayed in contact the entire time. I was buzzing with excitement the whole time, but that "I shouldn't be doing this" feeling about the whole situation was always lingering quietly in the background. The day she returned, her and I met up at the beach to spend some time together. We greeted each other with kisses and walked around for a bit until we ended up back at the cars. We went into the backseat for some intense making out. This turned to sex shortly after. We went for about 4 times, pretty much until we were both exhausted. She knew she did something horribly wrong, but she was more overwhelmed by her feelings for me. The next few days consisted of her coming over to my place (parents' house) until late. We went out and did the most interesting things together. We we're having a blast as this pseudo-couple, with every feeling being genuine.
Back at work, our mutual friend basically knew what was happening because he's smart and observant as hell. He saw us going on breaks together, the way we looked at each other, how I was way happier at work those days. He also knew her before she started working there because his girlfriend used to be her friend. He was disappointed due to his beliefs and urged her to tell her boyfriend she's been cheating on him, and to end that relationship. The only issue with that was her living situation. She banished the idea of going back to her parents and she couldn't be homeless, of course. Once I convinced my parents to let her stay until we found a place, she pulled the trigger on ending what they had. Apparently he took it better than she had expected.Though, it was a terrible process for her and she even stayed at a friends house that night because she "didn't want me to see her like that". That kinda threw me off, but I figured she knew best for her. I could understand why she felt so bad about it
The next day after work, she drove her loaded car to my house and we unpacked her things. My parents gave us two weeks to find a place, and even helped us. Moving to a new place this sporadically was certainly not my intention, but I was blinded by my feelings towards her. We found a beautiful one bedroom condo on the water for an affordable price. We went through all the paperwork and signed the lease for a year. Both of us we're super excited about the whole thing. We had a move in date and I could tell her mind was much more eased than before. We decided we were dating and I told her how I truly felt about her. She wanted to wait to tell me how she felt so she can be sure it's true. A few days before the move in, we expressed our love for each other. Everything felt so real the whole time.
The first few days in the new condo felt like a dream. We were buying household things as the cutest couple. Openly affectionate, caring for each other, watching movies and TV shows, buying ice cream, having great sex. You name it, we did it. Until one day. She started becoming distant and quiet. She'd be super depressed and out a lot with little communication over text. Something was really bothering her. The sex just stopped too. This is when I realized her feelings for her ex never completely went away. I felt like a fool for not considering it. She basically had no time to think and heal after the breakup. It was just an immediate change in her entire life all at once. Her and her ex had a conversation just the other day where they both realized they want to try again at some point. I had to hear this news directly from her.
At first she just wanted to move out, so I just put my feelings aside to explain how I'd be really hurt financially and I'd be really hurt losing a friend because we'd probably never speak again. We both agreed that we made a mistake. We're both adults and we made our bed. Now we gotta lie in it. I've chosen to repress what I'm feeling, and my feelings towards her ultimately. I've chosen to just live here with her as a friend until the lease is up. Her ex doesn't plan on finding his own place anytime soon and she knows she cant live at that house again. We've decided we need to set some boundaries here like getting another bed, no drunk nights here, and no getting touchy and cuddly in the bed we use currently. She said she's a cuddler by nature, even with friends, but she'll try her hardest. We still ended up getting touchy last night. We also caught ourselves giving each other that stare on the couch. We both shook it off though.
All in all, it's just a really weird situation for me. I'm sure it is for her as well. But we're just trying to make it work due to our commitment to the lease. I've outright asked her if she truly sees herself back with him one day. Her answer is yes. It's tough for me because I know I have what she needs in her life at the moment. She has aspirations that she can comfortably achieve in this situation, and I wanted to support her along the way. But our mistake is getting in the way of my true drive to do that. I guess the advice I need is should we stick out this commitment together in this condo? Will things get easier to accept as time goes on? I mean, when I reach deep into my soul, I think I can do it. But things about it make me feel so hurt sometimes. Part of me hopes she chooses me instead. The other part knows I probably deserve better. Should I just tell her that I wouldn't get back into a relationship with her if given the opportunity? Any advice/feedback would help. I just feel so lost. But i do know one thing: I just want to love and be loved at this point of my life.
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2020.09.19 11:43 TheHappyTuna Girls at beach naked

Lemme preface the post with this: I hate Mineta, and never once have I enjoyed a single frame of screentime devoted to him. Hell, I saw this Tshirt and instantly loved it just because the artist left Mineta out of the group. I get that Japan has different preferences on what makes a character funny / acceptable, and this little bastard even got 18th place on the first MHA character poll, so idk what's going on in that country, you guys do you.
Mineta is an absolute scum character, and let me tell you fucking why. He is the tasteless beach episode of character conversations. Lets say Kirishima and someone else super cool are talking about something interesting. Could be classes, villains, adorable relationships, basically anything that will push the plot of the episode and the series forward. Then, without warning, this reject Oompa Loompa interjects with "I LIKE BREASTS AND AM COWARDLY!! K BYEEEEEE!!", and then he gets slapped or something, and the show has to figure out how to re-rail itself after the little fucker got in the way of stuff. He's like a perverted filler episode of a character. Imagine if the dramatic conclusion to a show you enjoy had a cliffhanger, and instead of being resolved the next week, you got a borderline hentai beach episode. That is this little shit. Are his jokes funny? Is his character deep? Not even a little. The dude ping-pongs from one hateable / expellable offence to another, and honestly, it must be the work of some dark deity the fucker hasn't been booted from UA for a clear lack of respect for women, his classmates, and any heroic ideals whatsoever. This walking condom-ad actively molests other students, and maybe even the teachers on a basis so regular you could keep time with it. I mean, for fucks sake guys, his battle cry in the movie is "harem" over and over. Its honestly just sickening that this purple midget even exists in this intriguing hero show, and actively knocks each episode he speaks in down about 400% in the "I'd like to show this to someone else" meter. Perhaps even worse, the author of the MHA has said that he enjoys writing Mineta, and even sees himself in the character. People, we are in trouble.
As much as I hate this personified shit stain (and as god as my witness I do), all these previous reasons aren't even what makes me hate him so much. There's something even worse than his Stupid Diaper costume, his awful, eye-raping color scheme, annoying dubbed and subbed voice, his useless fucking power, and complete lack of any sort of heroic ideals that motivate any of the respectable characters of MHA.
You might be wondering "But gee Mr. Tuna, those all seem like pretty good reasons to hate this little Grapey-Toddler, what could be worse than that?"
I'll fucken tell you:
The show is willing to drag us down to his level
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During the 40th Episode, our favorite characters from class 1A, as well as this breathing case for abortion visit the Wild Wild Pussycats, and their fun summer camp thing. Now the arc is actually pretty charming, with some fun character interactions surrounding their training, cooking, and even the intense battle which follows. However, during this time the show intends to stop for a Hotspring scene, because of course it does. Thanks anime.
--(Now, I'm not against hotspring scenes, the one from Konosuba is hillarious, but there's a place for it, and I don't think that place should be in an otherwise serious show about the school lives of 14 year olds, that's what weird fannon is for, thanks)--
Of course, during this scene, not only is the Repugnant Rugrat eager to try and peek at his naked classmates (???? not even ashamedly, he announces his intentions to basically everyone present), we the loyal audience are also made to stare at his pre-pubescent ass, even as it crushes the flawless face of class 1A's resident Dab Master. Mind you Mineta didn't fall because he gave up, or because he was suddenly hit with an epiphany from Miyazaki himself, no, he was thwarted by the Wild Wild Pussycat's loyal ward, Kota (who was less than 6 years old I'll point out).
At this time, A SIX YEAR OLD lays down the law on this awful little bitch, saying "A hero, really? Try learning how to be a good person first."
When I first heard this, I was so happy. The show finally called Mineta on his crap. 'Thank god, the writers know he's awful and shouldn't be given any validation for his despicable actions!' However, I could sense a malevolent maelstrom, and realized too late that the show had chosen a lower path.
Thanking Kota for his help, the bathing girls of class 1A call out to him, startling him. Did the show choose to do this tastefully? NOPE, we get a direct shot of all the girls of class 1A totally naked.

Now, stay with me here, alright, this gets a bit complicated, k? The show just actively stated that wanting to see these girls naked not only makes their PurpleNurple not a hero, but not even a good person. Then, the show decides that we as viewers won't be content unless we get to see these girls naked anyways. This is basically the same thing as anime that try to show rape, to prove just how horrible their villain is, but then shoot / animate the scene as sexually as possible, so we loser nerds can really bust a nut to this despicable action, that we're actively supposed to be hating the villain for doing.

Do you guys get why this fucks me up so hard? I haven't seen a piece of media not get its own message so titanically hard since.... Rise of Skywalker? (nah, too easy, lets go with Ready Player One, I might make a rant post on that soonish). The show is so confused in what to be saying or doing, it basically admits to itself and all its viewers that it thinks we're all as restrained as Mineta, and need to see naked girls in order to feel as though this episode is worth watching.


Mineta not only makes a strong case for the death penalty, he also acts as an enabler or excuse for the show to stoop to his level and enable us. To prove to you freaks how much he's ruined YOU, MHA, and your FAITH IN FELLOW MAN, go ahead, click this link. I promise you that its actually the girls naked this time. You'd like that wouldn't you? YOU DISGUST ME, JUST AS I DIGUST MYSELF.

MINETA IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE PROBLEMS YOU FEEL INSIDE, HE IS WHAT YOU HATE IN YOURSELF, HE IS WHY YOU CAN NO LONGER SEE THE GOOD IN HUMANITY.
And while he might be the worst character in MHA, the show knows you're just as bad as him, aren't you?
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2020.09.18 10:12 Ascendotuum Girls at beach naked

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An Hour Previously
"Keep them safe," said Candle, "make sure Murmux can't escape. And whatever happens, keep him away from Borlowen."
Pasco stood on the beach and looked down at the trussed-up body that was Murmux, the lightning bird. The impundela grinned up at him and blew a lock of his long brown hair out of his eyes.
"That is the name of the Queen of the Undead?" he signed. Candle nodded, before turning her head to the tiny redheaded girl beside Pasco.
"Stay with Pasco, Zephi," she said. "He will look after you."
Pasco looked at the tiny goddess who had been left in his care. Or rather, he looked down at the child that so closely resembled the gods and goddesses he had worshipped so long ago in his youth in the savage wastelands that were the Teurek deserts. He would figure out the truth later. In the meantime, it didn't hurt to be cautious. Pasco bowed to Zephi and she bobbed a curtsey, grinning impudently. The goddess was missing a tooth.
"Have you got something to eat?" she said, with a whining edge to her voice that sounded exactly like any other child. Any other child with silver horns and hair as red as a flame. Pasco swallowed and went to fetch her some of his rations. He handed over some bread and cheese, worried she would be displeased. On the contrary, Zephi sniffed it with great interest and then seated herself next to the bound man to devour her meal. "Do you have any cake?" she asked with her mouth full. Pasco shook his head wonderingly. Instead of being angry the tiny goddess shrugged and offered a piece of cheese to Murmux, who also shook his head.
"You know I prefer a liquid diet," he said.
"I know but I thought you might make an exception for something that smells so nice."
Pasco left them conversing on the beach and went to stand next to Ansel who was watching the flying lessons below. Pasco regarded the scene with not a little wonder. Never in his wildest dreams had he considered this a possibility. But then, gods walked the earth and the gate had fallen, what was one more miracle? He had had dealings with demons and monsters all of his life. On Candle's return, he had expected a tale of woe and of dark bargains made. Not this. Not the discovery of these mighty Ancestors. This would change everything. He blinked, watching his friends swoop and glide, the surface of the ocean shattering into a thousand glittering pieces as a dragon crashed through the waves. They were getting better, he observed. What must it be like to fly? What would the Mester make of it? How much of the country had the dormant dragon blood lying thick in their veins? Your average Havian could name their Ancestors back at least ten generations, sometimes more. It would be an interesting experiment.
After a few more minutes the dragons took to the sky. Pasco and Ansel waved them farewell, before returning, thoughtfully to the bothy at the top of the beach.
"What now?" asked Ansel. The beach seemed suddenly quiet, the deep peace of the night broken only by the gentle lap of the waves and the rustle of the tiny goddess as she drew pictures in the sand with a stick.
"As soon as the moongate is active, we go to the bothy on Sterlester hill," signed Pasco. "That should be the closest to where the breach is. The Own have word. Hopefully, others will join us."
"Will we be able to help, I wonder?" mused Ansel.
"That remains to be seen," signed Pasco. "But we have to try." Ansel nodded, and disappeared into the bothy, emerging with the ugly barbarian weapon he favoured. He sat on the ground and set about cleaning it with calm efficiency.
"What about them," said Ansel, nodding over his head to Zephi and Murmux.
"We'll have to take them with us."
Ansel looked doubtful but didn't comment.
On the hour the moongate activated and Pasco and Ansel were joined by a handful of worried-looking Own.
"The Mester?" he signed urgently.
"We have sent word," said the young woman in charge, her brow furrowed as she looked at Murmux. "She went to attend to an altercation on the border by the Donn but isn't back yet."
"She could be anywhere in the wastes," signed Pasco. "We can't wait for her."
Pasco turned, eying Murmux with deep distrust. Communication was going to be an issue, for while he could understand the lightning bird's words, Murmux did not understand Pasco's sign language. He and Zephi could talk to Pasco but Pasco had no way of responding other than elaborate hand gestures and pictures in the sand. With Candle gone, no one else could speak more than a few words of Old Teurek. It wasn't a skill taught outside of Aetheling circles unless you had the misfortune to be Teurek, like Pasco. In which case it was the language of the gods and hammered into you as a child. Sometimes by force.
The trip through the moongate was short and uneventful. Pasco emerged onto the protected hilltop with the talkative lightning bird over his shoulder and the goddess at his side. All three of them stared up at the carnage in the skies, their mouths open.
"What in the Ancestors name–"
Pasco shook his head and slung Murmux under a rocky outcrop where he would be hidden from sight.
"No time to panic," he signed, to the small group of Own who seemed paralysed, watching the clash of airship and dragons high overhead. He coughed. The smoke was acrid and foul. It reminded him of the funeral fires of his home. The smell of burning flesh and worse hung in the warm night air like a disease. "No time," he repeated, "get your weapons set up and let's see what we can do to help."
"Which dragons are ours again?" one young man asked, his hand shaking as he drew back his bow, following a lightning bird with the tip of his arrow but not shooting.
"If you are unclear, aim for the birds. Or the barbarians. Or those imps or the dead. The dragons are too high to hit anyway."
The Own got to work, setting their nerves aside, although hands shook. Here and there lips quivered. The knoll was protected by enchantments of illusion and Pasco hoped that in the chaos of battle no one would spot them, at least for a time. Their presence was practically insignificant in this fight. A small hand tugged at his gambeson and he looked down at the pale heart-shaped face of the goddess.
"Is Candle going to be okay?" she asked. Pasco shrugged and then nodded although his heart was tight in his chest.
"There will be no victory against the Necromancer Queen," said Murmux. He was wiggling in his bonds, trying to free himself. "This rope needs to be tighter. Whoops." The lightning bird got one thumb free. Pasco rushed over to fix the binding. "Thank you," said Murmux, even as he continued trying to work himself loose. "I'm really good at getting out of these sort of situations. I am tenacious. And rather clever."
Everyone ducked as two dragons barrelled past, raking the air with red hot flame. Three of the Own rushed to beat out a fire that started on the far side of the knoll. Murmux fixed Pasco with imploring eyes, the good humour dropping from his face to be replaced with thunderclouds.
"If that demon bitch who calls herself Queen sees me and tells me to bite your throat out, I will do it. I have no choice. I am no good to anyone. Let me spell this out carefully. I am a liability. I would really prefer if you killed me right now. It would bring me great peace of mind."
Murmux threw back his head, leaving his throat exposed. Pasco regarded him with some compassion. He remembered that feeling. Before he had joined the Own, before he had met the Mester, he too had been lost.
"Hurry up and kill me, you evil man," Murmux said, after a few seconds, tilting his chin down and glaring back up at Pasco.
Pasco shook his head, and signed, purely for his own benefit.
"Maybe later."
He did make sure Murmux was well hidden and stuffed a few bushes in front of him for good measure.
"We are all doomed," said one of the Own.
Pasco straightened and watched with horror as the Necromancer Queen raised the corpse of the fallen dragon from the dead. She too had the face of a goddess and Pasco was conflicted in his soul like he had never been before. How could they defeat such a one in battle? Perhaps if the Mester was there, as well as Jotham, but the Mester was nowhere to be seen.
"How can we kill her?" someone asked, their voice riding the edge of hysteria. "How can anyone kill her?" Zephi and Murmux could not understand the Own but the fear in their voices was as easy to read as an open book.
"You can't kill her," said the tiny goddess. "She is already dead."
"I told you," said Murmux, his voice slightly muffled. "It's pointless."
"What about the giant?" said Zephi. Pasco turned to look at her, frowning. The little goddess was clearly scared. She was sitting under the rocky overhand in the deepest shadow she could find, balling her fists in her skirt. Pasco offered an arm to her, hesitantly, not knowing if it was appropriate behaviour from a mere human. Zephi burrowed into his side instantly. Pasco tried to convey that he did not understand with one hand. "The giant," she said again, sniffling a bit. "The Queen kept him chained under the mountain. The King of the Mountain."
"The point the brat is trying to make," said Murmux, "is that a few dragons are just lunch on a normal day."
Pasco turned back to watch, worry in every line of his body. His friends were fighting hard but they were in danger of being overwhelmed. The addition of the undead dragon that fought without any concern for its own wellbeing was tipping the scale. Jotham fought like a hurricane, and Candle was competent but the others knew no magic, and the Night Nation dragons had figured it out.
The great wooden hull of a barbarian airship lumbered past overhead, so close the branches of the surrounding bushes bent and snapped with its passage. Everyone ducked, but the barbarians eyes were glued to the sky. How strange, Pasco thought, that he was happy to see more of the Lochlanach warships. Those same ships that he hated with a passion, he was now pleased to see harassing the Night Nation dragons and drawing the ire of the lightning birds.
Another of the Night Nation dragons fell to the wicked iron of the barbarians. The Necromancer Queen let the corpse cool for bare minutes before raising it to fight. From where he was standing Pasco could see her pursing her lips considering. The Queen turned her head towards the dragon who had fallen at the start of the battle. He lay, alive but vulnerable on the valley floor, a wretched heap of misery and torn membrane as the fighting raged around him. With a flick of one disdainful finger, she sent imps swarming towards him. The dragon rolled and screamed as he was overwhelmed. Unable to get airborne with the ruin of his wings, unable to heal because of the iron buried in his flesh he fought to stay alive. He bit the imps he could reach, sweeping some away with his tail but his death was swift and inevitable. Soon the skinwalker dragons numbered three.
The tide of the battle was in danger of turning. The lightning birds attacked in gleeful flocks. Those that burnt to death in the dragons' flames rose again as skeletal creatures, charred and raw. Cawing and cackling they flew on bone wings, propelled through the air by the Necromancer's magic and their eyes glowing an evil blue.
"It's not looking good," said Ansel, aiming his gun with calm efficiency and felling an approaching imp. He reloaded, his face strained. Pasco stood up, coming to a decision.
"Hold fast," said Pasco, to the Own. "Keep an eye out for the Mester. If things get too bad, go to ground. Look after the child. I promised Candle."
"Please remember to kill me before you do anything," said Murmux. "You have that look in your eye like you think you are going to do something that matters. And while I have every confidence in you, man I have just met, I would prefer it if you would let me go back to the Night on my own terms before you do it."
"What are you going to do?" asked Carantok.
"I will appeal to my Ancestors," signed Pasco.
"Good luck," said Ansel, his eye glued to the sights of his gun. The rest of the Own exchanged glances.
"Don't do anything that would endanger your soul," said one of the archers.
"My soul was lost many years ago," Pasco signed. "Ancestors watch you."
He slipped out of the glamoured fortifications and down the steep slope of the hill before anyone else could object. He trotted briskly, across the fell, cracking the skull of a lone imp who tried to latch its teeth onto his leg. Ducking, he swerved to avoid some falling debris. A crack of lightning almost directly overhead startled him but he grit his teeth and moved on. He needed to find a spot where he could gather his thoughts undisturbed for a few moments. And quickly. He eyed the three-way aerial battle above him. The scene was so chaotic and away from the vantage point of the tiny bothy, it was difficult to see what was happening. He staggered over an unseen anthill, catching his foot in the dark, and fell forwards. The fell was dry beneath his fingers. Perfect.
He looked back towards the battle, which was now raging some distance away. The bulk of the Old Man of Sterlester rose to his immediate right, the Enchantments mere bumps against the starlit horizon. Was he far enough away? It would have to do. He cracked his knuckles and then stood, spreading his arms wide. Fire ripped out of his hands, dripping from his fingers in molten shades of orange and red. The flames spread in either direction, fanning out in runaway lines, radiating out from his body. The fell was parched, the grasses yellow and straw-like from months of baking beneath the heat of the summer sun. It caught instantly, and Pasco sent a stiff breeze to fan the flames of that destruction. The wildfire raced across the isthmus, burning out of control. A ravenous beast, the wall of flame consumed everything in its path, casting a lurid orange glow into the sky. Grass, fire-roses, trees and animals – anything that was unlucky enough to lie in its path was caught in the raging inferno. The Lochlanach houses and workshops burned too, their people fled screaming when the battle had been joined in the sky above. At least Pasco hoped they had. He didn't stop to look. Regret could come later.
Moments later the fire had done its job. The valley floor was left blackened and soot-smeared, the earth naked and raw in its wake. Pasco stood in the centre of the devastation, looking out.
"Enough," he thought, and the fires winked out. "My Ancestors," he signed. "A gift for you." And he named them. He might not have dragon blood in his veins but his Ancestors had been a bloodthirsty, destructive lot and they were pleased. Power roared through his veins. The essence of everything that had lived in that valley, the vitality of their life's blood, their beautiful deaths, their spirits filled his veins, filling him up like a dam fit to burst. He held it, savouring it.
Pasco released the energy in a wave, and ships began to fall out of the sky.
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Lots of gently used and new items looking for a good home! Please ask if you're unsure about usage. I try to list usage for everything, including new items. Items are in order of verification photos in each section.
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CHEEKS

  • The Balm Instain Blush - Lace - Swatched - $5 (Retail: $20)
  • Benefit Majorette - New - but has one mark from lid - $15 (Retail: $29)
  • Benefit Feeling Dandy Kit - Includes Posietint 0.13 oz, Cha Cha Tint 0.13 oz., Dandelion 0.1 oz., Ultra Plush Dandelion Lip GLoss 0.22 oz. - NEW (replaced High Beam with Cha Cha Tint) - $15
  • Korres Zea Mays Powder Blush Orange - 44 - 95%+ - $5
  • Illamasqua Blush Duo - Katie + Ambition - 90%+ - $5
  • Laura Geller Baked Blush-n-Brighten Tropic Hues - Swatched - $7
  • MAC Powder Blush - Overdyed Satin - 98%+ - $5
  • MAC Sunday Afternoon Face Powder - Usage shown - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Mark. Havana Sol Cheek Magnet Hook Up Blush-Bronzer Sun and Sand - NEW in box - $1
  • Pretty Vulgar Make Them Blush Mirror Mirror - Used 4X - $9 (Retail: $26)
  • BECCA Shimmering Skin Perfector - Poured Creme Prosecco Pop - Usage shown - $7
  • BECCA Spotlight Highlighter - New - $10
  • Ciate Confetti Highlighter - Broke apart and needs to be repressed - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Ciate Dewy Stix Luminous Highlighting Balm - Glow - NEW - $12
  • Illamasqua Gleam Highlighter - Supernatural - Warm Bronze - NEW in box - $10 (Retail: $28)
  • Jeffree Star 24 Karat Skin Frost Pro Palette - Swatched - $22
  • Lancome Click + Glow Highlighting Skin Fluid - 01 Lumieres d'Or - Used 2X - $3
  • MAC Strobe Cream Goldlite - Swatched - $13
  • MAC Extra Dimension Skinfinish - Oh, Darling - 85%+ - $12 (Retail: $33)
  • Ulta Liquid Illuminator Mini - Duochrome Sunray Burst - NEW and sealed - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Illamasqua Sculpting Powder Duo - Heliopolis + Lumos - New, but Lumos is slightly broken as shown - $9 (Retail: $36)
  • Kevyn Aucoin Pure Powder Glow - Natura Neutral - NEW comes with velvet sleeve - $17
  • Laura Geller Bronze-n-Brighten Medium - 0.06 oz. - Swatched - $2
  • Lancome Belle de Teint 01 Patio Mediterraneen - NEW - $25
  • Make Up For Ever Pro Sculpting Duo - 85% + - $5
  • MAC Solar Riche Bronzing Powder - 85%+ $9
  • LORAC Pro Contour Palette - Usage shown, one shade needs to be repressed - $7
EYES
  • Violet Voss Pro - NEW - $25
  • Tarteist Pro - NEW - $25
  • BUXOM Palette - Dolly's Wild Side - NEW in box - $17
  • BUXOM Palette - White Russian on the Rocks - Swatched - $12
  • TheBalm Nude 'Tude Palette - Usage Shown - Mirror cracked and taped - $5
  • The Balm Nude 'Tude - Glass cracked and taped down, some shades barely used, black almost gone - $4
  • The Balm Custom Palette 16 shades - 70%+ - $20
  • Beauty Bakerie Neapolitan Eyescream Palette - 90%+ - $15
  • Urban Decay Dangerous Palette - Usage shown - $4 (Retail: $30)
  • Pat McGrath Eye Ecstasy Sublime - Swatched - $15
  • Bare Minerals READY Eyeshadow 2.0 - The Happy Place - 85%+ - $1.50 (Retail: $31)
  • Dolce + Gabbana The Eyeshadow - Desert 123 - No brush - Swatched - $17
  • Fiona Stiles Topanga Quad - Swatched - $3
  • Inglot Freedom System - All shadows barely used - Includes 153, 397, 356, 420, 397 - $20 (Retail: $54)
  • MAC Amber Times Nine - 75%+ - $10 (Retail: $32)
  • MAC Street Art Eye Shadow - New - $7 (Retail: $38)
  • MAC X Riri Eye Shadow X 4 - Her Cocoa - NEW - $20
  • LORAC Party Palette - Mostly new, a few shades swatched - $8
  • Paul Joe Tweety Looney Tunes Eyeshadow Palette - NEW - $20
  • Bare Minerals Ready Palette - 1 x Ready All Over Face Colour (2.8g) - in Flawless Radiance, 1 x Ready Blush (2.8g) - in True Matte (pink pop), 4 x Ready Eyecolour (1.5g) - in Ecru (subtle taupe), Wheat (toasted almond), Tan Lines (burnt brown) and Foreshadow (warm chestnut) - NEW - $20
  • LORAC Beverly Hills - Swatched - $4
  • MAC Keepsakes Natural Face Palette - Swatched - comes with brush as well - $20
  • Lashaholic Luxury Lashes - They’re real, I swear - Special Edition packaging - New in box - $4
  • Kat von D Lolita Eyeshadow - NEW - $5
  • Smashbox Photo Edit Eye Shadow Trio - Holy Crop - NEW - $7
  • MAC Dynamically Charged Spellbinder Shadow - NEW - $10
  • Burberry Shadow Single Midnight Brown 300 - 90%+ - $10
  • Burberry Shadow Single Pale Barley 102 - Used 3X - $10
  • Bobbi Brown Sparkle Eye Shadow - Taupe 21 - 90%+ - $7
  • Bobbi Brown Metallic Eye Shadow Burnt Sugar 9 - Swatched - $7
  • Le Metier de Beaute True Color Eye Shadow - Platinum - NEW in box - $7
  • Illamasqua Powder Eye Shadow - NEW in box - Machine - $7 (Retail: $23)
  • Laura Mercier Antique Gold Eye Colour - Swatched - $4
  • Laura Geller Baked Brulee Eyeshadow Chestnut Used 5X - $3
  • Smashbox Photo Op Eyeshadow Single - Cruise - NEW - $5
  • Unknown single - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • INT Cosmetics - Goddess Gold Shadow Pan Single - NEW - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Cargo Eye Shadow Duo - Beach + Bridge - NEW - $1
  • Trish McEvoy Shadow Duo - Swatched - $10 (Retail: $36)
  • Laura Mercier Caviar Chrome Veil - Moonlight Shimmer - NEW - $10
  • Marc Jacobs See-Quins - 76 Moonstoned - NEW - $10
  • Stila Magnificent Metals Glitter + Glow Liquid Eyeshadow Smoky Storm - New - Full size - $8
  • Wander Beauty Exquisite Eye Liquid Shadow - Champagne - NEW - $5
  • Kevyn Aucoin The Eye Pencil Primatif - Navy Blue - NEW - Travel size - $2 - 2 available
  • The Balm Foiled Again Eyeshadow - Red Handed - NEW - $1
  • Laura Geller i-Care Waterproof Eyeliner - Black - NEW - $5 - 2 available
  • Marc Jacobs Highliner Gel Eye Crayon - 44 TH(INK) - NEW in box - $13
  • Nars Larger than Life Long-Wear Eyeliner - Madison Avenue - Used 2X - $5
  • OFRA Eyeliner - Black - NEW - $2
  • Sephora Eyeliner Mini - NEW - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Stila Smudge Kajal Eyeliner - Intense Black - Used 3X - $5
  • Too Faced Perfect Eyes Waterproof Eyeliner - Perfect Black - 50%+ $2
  • Trish McEvoy Classic Eye Pencil - Brown - Used 1X - $5
  • BH Cosmetics Glitter Collection Loose Glitter - Night Vision - NEW - $3
  • Kat von D True Romance Pigments - Meditation - 90%+ - $10
  • MAC Glitter Reflects Antique Gold Mini - 98%+ - $10
  • MAC Pigment Out All Night - Travel size - Swatched - $4
  • MAC Pigment Naked - Travel size - Swatched - $4
  • MAC Glitter Reflects Bronze Travel size - Swatched - $4
  • LIT Champagne Wishes - $7
  • LIT Seeing Stars Shimmer - $7
  • The Estee Edit The Edgiest Kohl Shadowstick - 01 Black Viper - Swatched - $3
  • Laura Mercier Caviar Stick - Rosegold - Usage shown - $6
  • Too Faced Damn Girl! Mascara Ornament - NEW - $10
  • Le Metier De Beute Eye Brightening and Setting Powder - Refresh - New in box - $10
  • Ardell Duralash Set - NEW - $1
  • Battington Eyelash Set + Glue - NEW - $10
  • Clinique Touch Base for Eyes - 10 Canvas - NEW with packaging - $10
  • BECCA Shadow and Light Brow Contour Mousse - New in box - Mocha - $10 (Retail: $25)
  • BECCA Shadow and Light Brow Contour Mousse - New in box - Cafe - $10 (Retail: $25)
  • Suqqu Eyebrow Liquid Pen - 02 Brown - 50%+ - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • MAC Brow Duo - Blonde - Used 2X - $5 (Retail: $22)
  • BDB Billion Dollar Brows Brow Gel - Used 1X - $3
  • BDB Billion Dollar Brows Brow Duo Pencil Concealer & Highlighter - NEW - $10
  • Chella Tantalizing Taupe Eyebrow Cream - Used several times - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Laura Geller Line-n-Define Dual Dimension Eyeliner - Black / Brown - NEW - $6
  • Mellow Tinted Brow Gel - Dark Brown - Used a few times - $1
  • Tarte Mermaid Lashes - Purple/Pink/Blue - NEW - $4
FACE
  • Estee Lauder Double Wear Light - 3N1 Ivory Beige - Swatched - $35
  • Hourglass Vanish Seamless Foundation - Porcelain - Used 2X - $25
  • La Mer The Soft Fluid Long Wear Foundation - Creme 03 - 75%+ - $50
  • Make Up For Ever Invisible Cover Foundation Mini - Y245 - Swatched - $1
  • Tarte Tarteguard 20 Tinted Moisturizer Light - Swatched - $10
  • Raw Minerals Mineral Foundation Medium 1 - NEW - $7
  • NP Set Napolean Perdis Ready Set Loose Powder - 60%+ - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • BECCA Velvet Blurring Primer - 0.5 oz. - NEW - $7
  • BECCA Skin Love Glow Shield Prime + Set Mist - Full size - NEW - $15
  • BECCA First Light Priming Filter - Full size - 85%+ - $10
  • Clinique Superprimer - 1 oz. - 90%+ - $12
  • Cover FX Water Cloud Primer - 1 oz. - NEW - $14
  • Cover FX Illuminating Primer - 0.5 oz. - NEW - $5
  • Emite Make Up Diamond Heart Base Primer Illuminating Soft Focus - 15 ml - NEW - $4
  • it Cosmetics Your Skin But Better Primer Oil Free - Used 1X - $17
  • Urban Decay B6 - Full size - 50%+ - $6
  • Urban Decay Quick Fix 4 oz. - NEW - $13
  • BECCA Velvet Blurring Primer Mini - NEW - $2
  • BECCA First Light Priming Filter - Used 1X - 0.5 oz. - $5
  • Bobbi Brown Primer Plus Radiance Broad Spectrum SPF 35 - 0.17 oz. - NEW - $1 each
  • Hourglass Veil Mineral Primer 0.12 oz. - NEW - $3
  • Juice Beauty Phyto-Pigments Illuminating Primer - 0.5 oz. - NEW - $1.50
  • MAC Prep + Prime Natural Radiance Base - 0.2 oz. - NEW - $1
  • Smashbox Photo Finish Primer 0.25 oz. - NEW - $1.50
  • Tarte Sea Quench Hydrating Primer - 0.33 oz. - NEW - $5
  • Boo-Boo Cover-Up Concealer 0.13 oz. - Mini/Baby size - Medium - Swatched - $2 (Retail: $10)
  • Kat von D Lock-It Concealer - Light 18 - 75%+ - $5
  • Make Up For Ever Full Cover Extreme Cover Camouflage Cream Waterproof - $5
  • Miracle Skin Treat & Conceal - Light - 80%+ - $5
  • Surratt Surreal Skin Concealer - 01 - New in box - $20 (Retail: $50)
  • Trish McEvoy Flawless Concealer - 80%+ - 2 - $5
  • Make Up For Ever Concealer Palette - 70%+ - $7
  • Be a Bombshell Smooth Criminal Powder Mini - Used 2X - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Le Metier De Beute Eye Brightening and Setting Powder - Refresh - New in box - $11
LIPS
MINI/TRAVEL SIZE
  • The Balm Jour Creamy Lip Stain - Konnichiwa - NEW - $2.50
  • Tarte Tarteist Lip Paint - Birthday Suit - NEW - $2.50
  • Stila All Day Liquid Lipstick - Patina - NEW - $3 - 2 available
  • Too Faced Melted Liquefied Lipstick - Melted Fuschia - NEW - $3
  • Too Faced Melted Latex Hot Mess - NEW - $3
  • Urban Decay Liquid Lipstick - Big Bang - NEW - $1.50
  • Anastasia Liquid Lipstick Crush - NEW - $2.50
  • Bare Minerals Marvelous Moxie Lipgloss - Rebel - NEW - $3
  • Bare Minerals Marvelous Moxie Lipgloss - Dare Devil - NEW - $3
  • BUXOM Nicole - NEW - $2.50
  • BUXOM Berry Blast - NEW - $2.50
  • Lancome Lip Lover Gloss - 355 - NEW - $3
  • NARS Velvet Lip Glide - Bound - NEW - $3.50
  • BUXOM Full-On Lipstick - Mini - Havana - Used 2X - $0.50
  • NARS Velvet Matte Lip Pencil - 0.06 oz. - Cruella - NEW - $3
  • NARS Velvet Matte Lip Pencil - 0.06 oz. - Let's Go Crazy - NEW - $4
  • Nudestix Greystone - $5
  • BITE Prismatic Multistick - Rose Pearl - NEW - $3
  • BUXOM Moonlighter Mini Lipstick - Used 3X - $1.50
  • BUXOM Provocateur Mini Lipstick - Used 1X - $1.50
  • BUXOM Mistress Mini Lipstick - Used 3X - $1
  • BUXOM Menace Mini Lipstick - Used 1X - $1.50
  • Shiseido Rouge Ruby Copper - NEW - $3
  • Kat von D Studded Kiss Lipstick Mini - NaYeon - New but tip smushed - $2
  • Kat von D Studded Kiss Lipstick Mini - Halo - Used 1X - $1.50
  • Kat von D Studded Kiss Lipstick Mini - Noble - used 2X - $1.50
  • Marc Jacobs Screen Test New Nudes - Used 1X - $1.50
  • Make Up For Ever Rouge Artist Natural - N45 - 60%+ - $1.50
  • Smashbox Insta-Matte Lipstick Transformer Mini - NEW - $4
  • Smashbox Be Legendary Lipstick - Inspiration - Used 3X - $1.50
  • Smashbox Be Legendary Lipstick - Tabloid - Swatched - $2
  • Sephora Rouge Cream R04 The Red - NEW - $1 - 4 available
FULL SIZE
  • Anna Sui Lip Stick V - 600 – NEW - $17
  • Aerin Lipstick 04 Garden Path - Used 4x - $11
  • Adesse Cupuacu Butter Lip Balm - Swatched - Full size - $1
  • Bobbi Brown Lip Color - Chocolate - 85%+ $5
  • Bobbi Brown Rich Lip Color Soft Coral 7 - 95%+ - $5 (Retail: $28)
  • Bobbi Brown Creamy Matte Lip Color 11 Razzleberry - NEW in box - $12
  • The Body Shop Born Lippy - Usage shown - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Bare Minerals Marvelous Moxie Lipstick - Never Say Never - Used 3X - $7 (Retail: $19)
  • Buxom Bold Gel Lipstick - Guilty Angel - Used 1X - $2
  • Clinique Long Last Soft Matte Lipstick - Matte Beauty - Used 5X, has some blooming - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Estee Lauder Pure Color Envy Lipstick In Power Grab - NEW - $7 (Retail: $32)
  • Estee Lauder Pure Color Envy - Dominant - NEW - $8
  • Estee Lauder Pure Color Envy - Dynamic - New but tip broken - $4
  • Essence Longlasting Lipstick - 13 love me - Used 2X - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Dior Addict Coral Vibe 549 - Swatched - $16
  • Dior Addict Extreme 987 Black Tie - 80%+ - $12
  • Focallure Del Rio - $1
  • Tarte Amazonian Butter Lipstick - Tulip - 85%+ - $4
  • Pacifica Power of Love Natural Lipstick - Super Love - 80%+ - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Trish McEvoy Pencil - $1
  • Henne Organics Luxury Lip Balm - New in box - $10
  • Illamasqua Antimatter Lipstick - Cosmic - NEW in box - $12
  • Jouer Lipstick - Gigi - New but accidentally smashed tip in lid - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Kevyn Aucoin Expert Lip Color - Falon - NEW - $17
  • Kat von D Studded Kiss Lipstick - Gothica - 60%+ - $5
  • Kat von D Studded Kiss Lipstick - Thin Lizzy - Damaged from cap - $8
  • Kat von D Studded Kiss Lipstick - Gold Blooded - Swatched - $13
  • Kylie Cosmetics Silver Series Infatuation - Used 3X - $10
  • Lancome Color Design Lipstick - Natural Beauty (Cream) - NEW - $7
  • Laura Mercier Creme Smooth Lip Colour - Sienna - used 3X - $11 (Retail: $28)
  • Colourpop Lippie Stix - Pitch - 90%+ - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Twinkle Lips Glow Color - Used 2X - $3
  • Elizabeth Arden Ceramide Ultra Lipstick - Watermelon 21 - 60%+ - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Gerard Cosmetics 1995 Lipstick - 85%+ - $7
  • Gerard Cosmetics Berry Smoothie Lipstick - 85%+ - $7
  • Guerlain Rouge G - 867 - 80%+ - $14
  • Make Up For Ever Artist Rouge Creme C406 - Satin Brown Red - Used 2X - $7
  • Sephora Desire - Used 1X - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Sephora Disney Minnie Mouse Perfect Red Lipstick - Swatched - $15
  • Sephora Lipstick Lip Stories 3 Cream - Used 3X - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • LUK Tea Rose - Swatched - $9
  • Lancome Rouge In Love 181N ROUGE SAINT HONORE - Used 3X- $12 (Retail: $27)
  • Lancome Rouge in Love 377N MIDNIGHT ROSE - Used 3X - $12 (Retail: $27)
  • Lipstick Queen Velvet Rope Lipstick - Private Party - Usage shown - $12 (Retail: $50)
  • Lipstick Queen Sunny Rouge Sinner - 95%+ - $7 (Retail: $24)
  • Lipstick Queen Rouge Sinner - 80%+ - $7 (Retail: $24)
  • MAC Lipstick - Cremesheen - Naughty Saute - NEW in box - $17
  • MAC Satin Myth Lipstick - Usage shown - $4
  • MAC Glaze Hue Lipstick - Usage shown - $8
  • MAC Satin Rebel Lipstick - 85%+ - $8
  • MAC Frost Angel Lipstick - Usage shown - $3
  • MAC Matte Enchanted One Lipstick - Usage shown - $16
  • MAC X Proenza Schouler Lipstick - Pinkfringe - Usage shown - $10 (Retail: $22)
  • MAC Lipstick - No Faux Pas - Usage shown - Comes with box - $10 (Retail: $17.50)
  • MAC Nicki's Nude Used 2X - $10
  • MAC X Sharon Osbourne - Patentpolish Lip Pencil - Patentpink - 85%+ - $5 (Retail: $21)
  • MELT Bang! Bang! - 80%+ - $7 (Retail: $19)
  • MELT Stupid Love - 80%+ - $7 (Retail: $19)
  • MELT Darling - 80%+ - $7(Retail: $19)
  • MELT Dark Room - 80%+ - $7 (Retail: $19)
  • MELT 6six6 - 80%+ - $7 (Retail: $19)
  • NARS Velvet Matte Lip Pencil - Paimpol - Never Sharpened - Used 10X+ - $4 (Retail: $27)
  • NARS Barbarella - $2
  • NARS Bloodflower - NEW - $16
  • NARS Larkspur - NEW - $16
  • Smashbox Be Legendary Lipstick Set - Pretty Social, 9 to 5, Deal Breaker - NEW - $8 each
  • Smashbox Be Legendary Lipstick Nylon Nude - 75% - $3
  • Too Faced La Creme Lipstick - Marshmallow Bunny - 85%+ - $5 (Retail: $22)
  • Too Faced La Creme Lipstick - Fuchsia Shock - 90%+ - $5 (Retail: $22)
  • Too Faced La Creme Lipstick Coral Fire - 80%+ - $5
  • Tom Ford Lip Color 31 Twist of Fate - 80%+ - Some wear to exterior - $14
  • Tom Ford Lip Color Sheer 05 Sweet Spot - 80%+ - Some wear to exterior - $14
  • Urban Decay Lipstick - Asphyxia - Swatched - $9
  • Urban Decay Sheer Rapture - $7
  • Urban Decay Stark Naked - $7
  • YSL Rouge Pur Couture - 52 - Used 2X - $13
  • YSL Rouge Pur Couture - 52 - Used 2X - $13
  • Forever 21 Lip Gloss - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Butter Plush Rush Lip Gloss Flirt - NEW - $7
  • Butter Plush Rush Lip Gloss Dance Party - NEW - $7
  • Butter Lippy Bloody Brilliant Lip Crayon - Trout Pout – NEW - $9
  • Tarte Lip Sculptor Lipstick/Lipgloss - Kind - NEW - $12
  • Tarte Lip Architect - Romantic - NEW - $10
  • Tarte Color Splash Lipstick - Salt Lyfe - 90%+ - $6
  • Tarte Lippie Lingerie - Pure - $3
  • Sonia Kashuk Knock Out Beauty - Shiner Lip Topcoat - NEW - $6
  • YSL Vinyl Cream 403 - Used 5X - $5
  • Anastasia Lip Gloss Candy - Swatched - $1
  • Bare Minerals Gen Nude Buttercream Lip Gloss - Snarky - NEW - $8
  • Bare Minerals Gen Nude Buttercream Lipgloss - Fancy - NEW - $8
  • Bare Minerals Gen Nude Buttercream Lipgloss - Cosmic - NEW - $8
  • Buxom Berry Blast - 80%+ - $1
  • Anna Sui Lipgloss - NEW - Full size - Double Ended - Shade 01 - $10
  • Anastasia Lip Gloss Weekend Barbie - Swatched - $1
  • By Terry Terrybly Velvet Rouge Liquid Velvet Lipstick - 9 My Red - NEW in box - $23
  • By Terry Terrybly Velvet Rouge - Liquid Velvet Lipstick - 4 Bohemian Plum - NEW IN BOX - $23 (Retail: $47)
  • TheBalm Meet Matt(e) Hughes - Swatched once - Trustworthy - $5 (Retail: $17)
  • Colourpop Ultra Matte Lip - Perky - Swatched - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Dior Lip Glow Pomade Color Reviver Oil-Gel Care - 001 - 90%+ $10
  • En Nus Lipgloss - Mint2BeMazza - NEW - $3 (Retail: $16)
  • Fresh Sugar Cream Treatment - Buff - 90%+ - $5
  • HUDA Liquid Matte Silver Fox - NEW in box - $9
  • HUDA Liquid Matte Vixen - NEW in box - $9
  • Illamasqua Intense Lipgloss - Temper - NEW in box - $9 (Retail: $22)
  • Illamasqua Intense Lipgloss - Touch- NEW in box - $9 (Retail: $22)
  • Juice Beauty Phyto-Pigments Liquid Lip - 09 Apple - NEW - $7
  • Jordana Black Pearl Metallic Matte Liquid Lip Color - NEW - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Kopari Lip Glossy - NEW in box - $6
  • Lancome Lip Lover 332, 313, 314 - All new in box - $9 each
  • Fenty Cosmic Gloss Plutonic Relationship - Swatched - $7
  • Laura Geller Color Drenched Lip Gloss - Perked Up Pink - NEW - $4
  • Laura Geller Fifty Kisses Lip Locking Liquid Color - Ravishing Rose - NEW - 2 available - $5
  • LORAC Alter Ego Lipgloss - Girl Next Door - NEW in box - $9
  • MAC Lipglass - Venomous Villains - Wicked Ways (Cruella) - NEW IN BOX - $20
  • MILK Makeup Oil Lip Stain - Swatched - $7
  • MILK Holographic Lip Gloss - Mars - Used 1X - $10
  • PUR - Lip Lure - Hydrating Lip Lacquer - NEW - Mystic - $4 (Retail: $22)
  • OFRA Long Lasting Liquid Lipstick - Sunset Beach - NEW - $9
  • OFRA Long Lasting Liquid Lipstick Aries - FULL SIZE - NEW - $9
  • OFRA Long Lasting Liquid Lipstick Bel Air - FULL SIZE - NEW - $9
  • OFRA Long Lasting Liquid Lipstick Cocos Island - FULL SIZE - NEW - $9
  • Trish McEvoy Beauty Booster Brightening Pink - Used 2X - $1
  • Trish McEvoy Instant Pick Me Up Lips - $5
  • Urban Decay Vice Special Effects Lip Top Coat - Seether - 85%+ - $1.50
  • Urban Decay Vice Waterproof Lipstick - Trivial - NEW - $5
  • Urban Decay High Color Lipgloss - VICE - 80%+ - $1
  • NYX Whipped Gloss - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • NYX Liquid Suede Cream Lipstick - 11 - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • NYX Epic Ink Lip Dye - Charmer - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Sephora Cream Lip Stain 67 - Used 2X - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Sephora Glossy Gloss - 03 Precious Pink - 80%+ - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Smashbox Lipgloss Fuchsia Light - NEW - $2
  • Stila Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick - Angelo - 80%+ - $1
  • Tarte Tarteist Lip Paint - Acid Wash - Swatched - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Too Faced Glamour Gloss - Chihuahua Bite - Used 2X - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Too Faced Melted Liquid Lipstick - Melted Jelly Donut - NEW - $5
  • TheBalm Pickup Liners - Fineapple - Usage shown - FREE WITH PURCHASE
  • Estee Lauder Automatic Lip Pencil Duo - 21 - Fig - Usage shown - $5 (Retail: $29)
  • Hourglass Panoramic Lip Liner - Usage shown - $8
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2020.09.14 19:29 Boop108 Girls beach at naked

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The story of Adam and Eve has been told and retold, interpreted, and analyzed but what the scripture and the analyses leave out is the juicy visuals. After all the loving couple was naked and unashamed. The following is a comparison of three movies about the biblical duo that do not shy away from “physicality” of their narrative, and if I hear any giggling, you are going straight to the principle’s office.
Adam and Eve: The First Love Story
This first film is Italian and let me say it is a lot harder to resist a snake when he is whispering in Italian, “Eva, perché non assaggiare il frutto più delizioso del paradiso.” It was directed by Enzo Doria and Luigi Russo in 1983. The film provides enough titillation for everyone. Eve is beautiful, Adam is boy-band dreamy and when he wrestles his muscular male rival (yes, there is a rival) they tussle in their skimpy loincloths for quite awhile. There’s romantic lovemaking to an Olivia Newton John sound-alike song. There’s frantic humping amidst the boulders, and there’s even some uncomfortably sensuous dog wrestling if that is what you’re into.
The first part of the film stays close to the source material but as soon as they leave the Garden things get wacky. Almost immediately they are attacked by a badly made pterodactyl. It seems to be made of papier-mâché. They tear it apart and use the wings for clothing. Next, come the grimy cannibals in imitation furs. After they attack, Eve asks “ Where did they come from?” Thus foreshadowing several millennia of confusion among Christian scholars and apologists. Later, The couple is beset by ogres and finally a man in a cheap bear costume. It’s a rough world outside the gated community of Eden.
As one might expect Eve is a bit flighty and gets herself into a lot of trouble.
Adam comes off as a stable and righteous young man with full lips and a six-pack. After the expulsion, the two of them are separated and wander around aimlessly. Eve cheats on Adam with a man from a tribe that covers themselves in green mud and run around grunting. Eve doesn’t seem to mind that he doesn’t speak Italian, so she washes him off and has him right there by the river.
As Adam wanders the earth it becomes clear, in a long montage of lonesome wide shots, that he is in the Grand Canyon. I’m guessing the directors of the film were not Mormon, but the Church of Later Day Saints could certainly use this film for educational purposes. To be fair the Mormons believe that the Garden of Eden was in Missouri so Adam would have to wander quite a ways to end up in Arizona.
Adam and Eve eventually reunite, stroll through Sequoia National Park and end up in the arctic somewhere. Maybe things were different with plate movement and Pangea and all that. They build an igloo and then suddenly grainy stock footage of glacial ice tumbling into the sea starts making them scream. They run around and end up on a sunny beach somewhere. Eve gives birth to Able, and the movie ends with the proud parents looking shaken but hopeful while Eve holds Able up to the sunrise.
The Sin of Adam and Eve
In the beginning, God created a lot of fuzzy stock footage of nature scenes. Then he dubbed in a solemn narrator reciting from Genesis. We are introduced to The Garden and find a very beefy Adam who is emerging from the dust. Adam springs to life and immediately takes a siesta (this is a Mexican production). His nap is marred by a nightmare in which he wrestles snakes and eagles and then it's over to stock footage of lions fighting, shrews eating worms, and ants killing each other. Adam awakes from his slumber and invents English or at least an English dub track to lay over the Spanish one. Then he watches grainy stock footage of a sunrise.
This film takes itself a bit more seriously than Adam and Eve: The First Love Story. This production, The Sin of Adam and Eve, was made in Mexico by Miguel Zacarías in 1969. Spanish Catholicism was always a bit more dire than the Italian version. Check out these two crosses, one from Italy one from Mexico.
Back in the Garden of Eden, Adam is introduced to Eve. He shows her around the place and then teaches her to eat a banana, but not the paper Ray Comfort way. If you are not familiar with Mr. Comfort he was the guy who famously proved the existence of God with a banana. He simply held up the phallic fruit and showed how perfectly it fit into his hand, how easily it was peeled, and how it already pointed toward his mouth. This, he claimed was proof not only of intelligent design but of God’s love. Apparently, Ray had never seen a pineapple.
Then Eve takes her siesta and sees stock footage of a vicious fight between two horses. The narrator then says that she wakes “half satisfied.” I’m not sure what he means but Eve seems to be way ahead of Adam. She is vain, manipulative and kind of horny before an apple is even mentioned.
There’s a lot of nonsensical sayings mixed in with the narrated Bible passages. As Eve holds Adam’s eyes open so she can see her own reflection in them, the narrator explains “Man begins by loving woman and ends by loving love. Woman begins by loving love and ends by loving man.”
After they are cast out of the garden it gets really boring. Adam and Eve are separated and they just wander around all muddy and forlorn yelling each other's name. Eventually, they find each and the movie ends.
It's not easy working with the Bible as source material. If you try to fit the story of Adam and Eve into a typical hero’s journey structure it doesn’t work very well. Imagine if a typical hero’s journey film like Harry Potter tried to incorporate the same structure as Genesis. Dumbledore tells Harry not to go into the Forbidden Forest. Harry goes in anyway and so Dumbledore expels Harry from Hogwarts and damns all humankind to an eternity of suffering, the end. It just doesn’t have the same appeal. The sequel would be where Harry and Ginny repopulate the earth with their progeny only to have Dumbledore wipe them all out in a worldwide flood.
Adam and The Six Eves
The last entry into this comparison avoids all these difficult plot points by seemly disregarding the source material entirely. The premise for this film, if you can call it a premise, or a film, is that a man named Adam is wandering through the desert looking for gold. He is accompanied by his wise crackin’ donkey who narrates the whole thing. Only the audience hears the narration and it is a nonstop onslaught of horrible one-liners. Folksy treasures like, “The only thing his head was good for was somethin’ to hang his face on.” Or “It was so hot that the gophers were goin’ around with their coats unbuttoned” Some of them were just strange, “He didn’t get that fat from eatin’ he must of run into the wind with a funnel in his mouth.”
This is actually part of a nudie cutie staple. For the uninitiated, a “nudie cutie” is a softer version of the soft-core sexploitation genre. There’s no sex in a “nudie cutie” just lots of nude ladies prancing around to a paper-thin plot. My personal favorite of the genre is Nude On The Moon from 1961 where astronauts find a beautiful country club full of happy naked moon-people who happen to be identical to humans, well some humans, young California humans, with some silicone thrown in. Basically, the “nudie cutie” films were glorified stripteases. Ed Wood made one where each stripper was a zombie performing an interpretive dance about how she died, great stuff.
Without a plot some of these sort of films incorporated Z-list comedians doing stand up to fill in for the lack of a script. The question here is whether you prefer the donkey’s jokes like “We should have named him Sputnick since he was always running in circles” or silence.
So what does all this have to do with Adam and Eve? Not much, until a strange sort of subtext starts to surface. While wandering in the desert Adam stumbles across an oasis inhabited by six scantily clad beauties. The donkey comments, “I don't know who designed their outfits, but he should have been put in charge of government spending."
They dance for Adam and feed him dates but he is torn between them and the gold. Adam seems to have an almost childlike innocence. He watches the girls tempting dances but just smiles. He makes no advances. He watches for a while and then renews his search for the gold. Again the Donkey comments, “What got me mad was the way Adam would quit work to chase the girls but then when he caught them he forgot what he was chasin’ them for.”
It's a curious reworking of Genesis. Adam is distracted from temptation by another temptation. Will it be sex or money? Lust or loot? One by one each woman tries to seduce him but while he smiles and enjoys their beauty, he just giggles and waves. Could it be a meditation on the impotence of capitalism where the desire for human connection is subverted by greed? Seems doubtful, but for all its puerile stupidity Adam and the Six Eves manages to stumble onto larger issues.
The “film was made by John Wallis in 1962. The original was in 3D which explains the close-up shots of boobs that lean into the camera.
The sexual politics of the three films is a little more varied than one might expect. As for the male gaze in the first two films, it is certainly present but the naked and eroticized body of Adam is given equal time on screen. The narratives presented by the first two contain the same misogyny as the original text. Eve is a maladjusted, immature, woman who is poor Adam’s downfall. However in the last film, even with a hefty dose of the male gaze, Adam is depicted as a fool unable to keep up with the cunning wisdom of the Eves. Adam is the alienated every-man unable to navigate a pornographic society that offers him conflicting modes of gratification but nothing of substance. He is so beset by the illusion of plenty generated by society he is stupefied into inaction. Its the stupidest of all three films but Adam And The Six Eves resonates with modern economics and social theory in a way that the other two films do not.
If the producers of these films wanted to really titillate their audiences, the next section of the Bible could have easily been made into raging, XXX, porn, sequel. Its page after page of begetting. “Come see Mahalaleel beget Sarah in more ways than one! Hold on tight while Enoch and Lamech steam up the garden!”
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2020.09.14 19:29 Boop108 3 Sleazy Movies About Adam and Eve: A Comparison

This article is chock full of film stills. If you would like to see the illustrated version click here.
https://medium.com/@36toesproductions/3-sleazy-movies-about-adam-and-eve-a-comparison-c288e7628309?sk=a2e9e22b1f745ecb32958d972d5c5221
The story of Adam and Eve has been told and retold, interpreted, and analyzed but what the scripture and the analyses leave out is the juicy visuals. After all the loving couple was naked and unashamed. The following is a comparison of three movies about the biblical duo that do not shy away from “physicality” of their narrative, and if I hear any giggling, you are going straight to the principle’s office.
Adam and Eve: The First Love Story
This first film is Italian and let me say it is a lot harder to resist a snake when he is whispering in Italian, “Eva, perché non assaggiare il frutto più delizioso del paradiso.” It was directed by Enzo Doria and Luigi Russo in 1983. The film provides enough titillation for everyone. Eve is beautiful, Adam is boy-band dreamy and when he wrestles his muscular male rival (yes, there is a rival) they tussle in their skimpy loincloths for quite awhile. There’s romantic lovemaking to an Olivia Newton John sound-alike song. There’s frantic humping amidst the boulders, and there’s even some uncomfortably sensuous dog wrestling if that is what you’re into.
The first part of the film stays close to the source material but as soon as they leave the Garden things get wacky. Almost immediately they are attacked by a badly made pterodactyl. It seems to be made of papier-mâché. They tear it apart and use the wings for clothing. Next, come the grimy cannibals in imitation furs. After they attack, Eve asks “ Where did they come from?” Thus foreshadowing several millennia of confusion among Christian scholars and apologists. Later, The couple is beset by ogres and finally a man in a cheap bear costume. It’s a rough world outside the gated community of Eden.
As one might expect Eve is a bit flighty and gets herself into a lot of trouble.
Adam comes off as a stable and righteous young man with full lips and a six-pack. After the expulsion, the two of them are separated and wander around aimlessly. Eve cheats on Adam with a man from a tribe that covers themselves in green mud and run around grunting. Eve doesn’t seem to mind that he doesn’t speak Italian, so she washes him off and has him right there by the river.
As Adam wanders the earth it becomes clear, in a long montage of lonesome wide shots, that he is in the Grand Canyon. I’m guessing the directors of the film were not Mormon, but the Church of Later Day Saints could certainly use this film for educational purposes. To be fair the Mormons believe that the Garden of Eden was in Missouri so Adam would have to wander quite a ways to end up in Arizona.
Adam and Eve eventually reunite, stroll through Sequoia National Park and end up in the arctic somewhere. Maybe things were different with plate movement and Pangea and all that. They build an igloo and then suddenly grainy stock footage of glacial ice tumbling into the sea starts making them scream. They run around and end up on a sunny beach somewhere. Eve gives birth to Able, and the movie ends with the proud parents looking shaken but hopeful while Eve holds Able up to the sunrise.
The Sin of Adam and Eve
In the beginning, God created a lot of fuzzy stock footage of nature scenes. Then he dubbed in a solemn narrator reciting from Genesis. We are introduced to The Garden and find a very beefy Adam who is emerging from the dust. Adam springs to life and immediately takes a siesta (this is a Mexican production). His nap is marred by a nightmare in which he wrestles snakes and eagles and then it's over to stock footage of lions fighting, shrews eating worms, and ants killing each other. Adam awakes from his slumber and invents English or at least an English dub track to lay over the Spanish one. Then he watches grainy stock footage of a sunrise.
This film takes itself a bit more seriously than Adam and Eve: The First Love Story. This production, The Sin of Adam and Eve, was made in Mexico by Miguel Zacarías in 1969. Spanish Catholicism was always a bit more dire than the Italian version. Check out these two crosses, one from Italy one from Mexico.
Back in the Garden of Eden, Adam is introduced to Eve. He shows her around the place and then teaches her to eat a banana, but not the paper Ray Comfort way. If you are not familiar with Mr. Comfort he was the guy who famously proved the existence of God with a banana. He simply held up the phallic fruit and showed how perfectly it fit into his hand, how easily it was peeled, and how it already pointed toward his mouth. This, he claimed was proof not only of intelligent design but of God’s love. Apparently, Ray had never seen a pineapple.
Then Eve takes her siesta and sees stock footage of a vicious fight between two horses. The narrator then says that she wakes “half satisfied.” I’m not sure what he means but Eve seems to be way ahead of Adam. She is vain, manipulative and kind of horny before an apple is even mentioned.
There’s a lot of nonsensical sayings mixed in with the narrated Bible passages. As Eve holds Adam’s eyes open so she can see her own reflection in them, the narrator explains “Man begins by loving woman and ends by loving love. Woman begins by loving love and ends by loving man.”
After they are cast out of the garden it gets really boring. Adam and Eve are separated and they just wander around all muddy and forlorn yelling each other's name. Eventually, they find each and the movie ends.
It's not easy working with the Bible as source material. If you try to fit the story of Adam and Eve into a typical hero’s journey structure it doesn’t work very well. Imagine if a typical hero’s journey film like Harry Potter tried to incorporate the same structure as Genesis. Dumbledore tells Harry not to go into the Forbidden Forest. Harry goes in anyway and so Dumbledore expels Harry from Hogwarts and damns all humankind to an eternity of suffering, the end. It just doesn’t have the same appeal. The sequel would be where Harry and Ginny repopulate the earth with their progeny only to have Dumbledore wipe them all out in a worldwide flood.
Adam and The Six Eves
The last entry into this comparison avoids all these difficult plot points by seemly disregarding the source material entirely. The premise for this film, if you can call it a premise, or a film, is that a man named Adam is wandering through the desert looking for gold. He is accompanied by his wise crackin’ donkey who narrates the whole thing. Only the audience hears the narration and it is a nonstop onslaught of horrible one-liners. Folksy treasures like, “The only thing his head was good for was somethin’ to hang his face on.” Or “It was so hot that the gophers were goin’ around with their coats unbuttoned” Some of them were just strange, “He didn’t get that fat from eatin’ he must of run into the wind with a funnel in his mouth.”
This is actually part of a nudie cutie staple. For the uninitiated, a “nudie cutie” is a softer version of the soft-core sexploitation genre. There’s no sex in a “nudie cutie” just lots of nude ladies prancing around to a paper-thin plot. My personal favorite of the genre is Nude On The Moon from 1961 where astronauts find a beautiful country club full of happy naked moon-people who happen to be identical to humans, well some humans, young California humans, with some silicone thrown in. Basically, the “nudie cutie” films were glorified stripteases. Ed Wood made one where each stripper was a zombie performing an interpretive dance about how she died, great stuff.
Without a plot some of these sort of films incorporated Z-list comedians doing stand up to fill in for the lack of a script. The question here is whether you prefer the donkey’s jokes like “We should have named him Sputnick since he was always running in circles” or silence.
So what does all this have to do with Adam and Eve? Not much, until a strange sort of subtext starts to surface. While wandering in the desert Adam stumbles across an oasis inhabited by six scantily clad beauties. The donkey comments, “I don't know who designed their outfits, but he should have been put in charge of government spending."
They dance for Adam and feed him dates but he is torn between them and the gold. Adam seems to have an almost childlike innocence. He watches the girls tempting dances but just smiles. He makes no advances. He watches for a while and then renews his search for the gold. Again the Donkey comments, “What got me mad was the way Adam would quit work to chase the girls but then when he caught them he forgot what he was chasin’ them for.”
It's a curious reworking of Genesis. Adam is distracted from temptation by another temptation. Will it be sex or money? Lust or loot? One by one each woman tries to seduce him but while he smiles and enjoys their beauty, he just giggles and waves. Could it be a meditation on the impotence of capitalism where the desire for human connection is subverted by greed? Seems doubtful, but for all its puerile stupidity Adam and the Six Eves manages to stumble onto larger issues.
The “film was made by John Wallis in 1962. The original was in 3D which explains the close-up shots of boobs that lean into the camera.
The sexual politics of the three films is a little more varied than one might expect. As for the male gaze in the first two films, it is certainly present but the naked and eroticized body of Adam is given equal time on screen. The narratives presented by the first two contain the same misogyny as the original text. Eve is a maladjusted, immature, woman who is poor Adam’s downfall. However in the last film, even with a hefty dose of the male gaze, Adam is depicted as a fool unable to keep up with the cunning wisdom of the Eves. Adam is the alienated every-man unable to navigate a pornographic society that offers him conflicting modes of gratification but nothing of substance. He is so beset by the illusion of plenty generated by society he is stupefied into inaction. Its the stupidest of all three films but Adam And The Six Eves resonates with modern economics and social theory in a way that the other two films do not.
If the producers of these films wanted to really titillate their audiences, the next section of the Bible could have easily been made into raging, XXX, porn, sequel. Its page after page of begetting. “Come see Mahalaleel beget Sarah in more ways than one! Hold on tight while Enoch and Lamech steam up the garden!”
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2020.09.11 12:36 deathtothemods Girls at beach naked

the difference between rihanna and real girls: an observation
"i don't care about anything more than i care about me; and i don't care about- or love- anything more than my own visions, hopes, and dreams."
ever realize how this expression is applauded
when spoken by a successful person,
but otherwise flat out "selfish"
when realized by a poor person?
wealthy and/or famous people get to say shit like, "it's MY turn; so i am going to TAKE it, and take NO shit; the universe owes me, my dreams are sacred, and reality should serve ME-"
and wet the proverbial panties of all american dreamers.
sad and/or poor people utter a complaint, like, "it's MY turn; so i am going to TAKE it, and take NO shit; the universe owes me, my dreams are sacred, and reality should serve ME-"
and offend the total sensibilities of all american dreamers.

now: what makes, say, rihanna badass?
she does whatever the fuck she wants.
what makes me an annoying cunt?
i do whatever the fuck i want- but i'm not sexy, rich, or popular, or dressed in a diamond encrusted fucking negligee, with a blunt hanging out the side of my lip-glossed mouth, rocking some pretty cute island accent as i spew my desires at the stunted yet hyper-sexed public, jiggling my tits, ass, and bling, all the while, and then getting paid in gold bars, on top of it.
and: what has she apparently wanted for decades?
not much really, outside of sex on the beach, ganja hits, infinite pubic attention, and still mo' money;
while i'm over here demanding shit like basic recognition for the low class and basic ass human rights,
and yeah, also some ganj, bitch- that's all of us.

when a given celebrity diva says,
"i just don't give a fuck about anybody, anymore: it's all about me, right now-"
everyone's all,
that is self love ; tell me why i totaally feel her ; * unapologetic queen *
when a bitch like me says,
"i just don't give a fuck about anybody, anymore: it's all about me, right now-"
all of a sudden it's,
what a fucking prick ; no wonder she is so miserable ; * selfishness karma *

meanwhile, "all about me" to the former refers to further pampering the self,
and to the latter it only really means finding a reason to continue just staying alive each hour.


therefore, i have observed:
what makes goddamn anybody mother fucking anything?
money and the public opinion.


what's the difference between the two people saying, "i deserve more, right fucking now?"
well,one has shit to boast, and the other just doesn't;
and so, why isn't the double standard observed in the opposite direction, where the glad and rich are told to shut the fuck up for demanding a thing, while the sad and poor are heard and raised up for demanding a thing?
because, fucking: you have been systematically programmed to view happy and rich people as the keepers of life's greatest secrets; "hence the reason for their happiness and wealth" (false, btw).
you have been systematically programmed to view sad and poor people as invalid, not credible and demented; "hence the reason for their sadness and poorness" (false, btw).
everybody- not just the wild free spirit caricatures of the media, but everybody- deserves to live life according to their own rules, express themselves as loudly as they wish, politely ignore the greater structures, and get paid enough to live peacefully.
in fact, celebrities are probably the only people of the culture who should NOT be allowed to fucking:
a. haphazardly do as they please while malleable youth is stupidly watching and emulating them;
b. complain about a mother fucking thing, seeing as how these creatures live as gods among insects;
c. neglect any standard set on them by their greater structures, for the whole point is, these figures are to represent us all;
d. "earn"/ take more from the masses, or demand to have their way further, or fucking try to get more, ever again, quite goddamn frankly, of even our basic attention.
because that's really enough. it's line-drawing time.

the only people on this planet who can acceptably be told to shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down, or move out the way, are celebrities; yet they are the only ones who are ever heard, yet they are the least human of all, seeing as how they only amount to confusing and damaging symbols
nobody fucking asked for.

all of us are badass; fuck you, rihanna, because we never, ever just *got to* take *whatever* we for some dumb fucking reason just *wanted*
out of all of us here, you have the most, and no- you have not suffered the most, and no- you have not worked the most:
it takes nothing to be you, blithe ass ho, except a voice you can train in a given child, and another face/body that meets everyone's standards,and a voracious need/stamina for hoarding strange attention, and just a total allergy against even necessary inhibitions, and in exchange, a life of immortal worship fantasy, crowned upon that fat, pointless, low class ass hat.
stupid bitch- no real woman just flaps around/ flashes her body and gets paid for it: save for pole dancers and you celebrities, for some reason.
those living in poverty are listening to your rude and crude tunes, laughing their asses off at the sounds of your pathetic complaints from the royal tower, before they ditch the music and go back to that never ending hustle everybody else in the world just calls life.
they are truly unfuckwithable- not you.


i'd like to see what all of a sudden you'd be standing for,
hear what all of a sudden you'd be singing about, in your clumsy ass struggle trying to hack just being us: no cameras, no spoils, no recording studios, no healthcare, no dental, no cosmetics, nobody's care in the goddamn world, which renders a toy like you obsolete, reverted back to your true and sad form, big little puppet controlled by the planet, to be discarded once ugly and bankrupt, by the world's ugliest culture ever known- the one you helped turn to zombies and assholes back when you were poisoning brains and getting paiddd for it, like the veloci-vulture you are.
shut up, sit down, and start giving all of us back "your" fucking earnings, because a lot of us have some profound, meaningful, altruistic goals, we are here to grow and to change the world,
and that's what we mean when we say:
"nothing matters more than my goals;
my philosophy needs to be adopted, at least respected;
i know what i deserve and what i am worth;
bitch, you better fucking share every last cent,
lest i pop a fucking cap,
and NO, i'm not getting naked or singing for cash-- we humans do that shit for free, you fancy whore;
and give us that fucking blunt, while you're at it. stat.
we fucking earned it, we need it more. that's a damn fact."
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