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DISCLAIMER: This is not going to be a positive post, but it is going to be a heartfelt dump of my feelings and experiences. I hope you can find useful information in it, despite its pessimistic nature.
Inceldom I have been involuntarily celibate until I was 23. I was (and still am) 5'6", and during my teenage years I was incredibly skinny (40-45kg bodyweight) and ugly (crooked teeth, not great facial aesthetics). However, I had potential -- there were a lot of things I could improve about myself. The biggest improvements came from (1) weightlifting and (2) getting braces.
Regardless, I felt like I was invisible to most girls. I was bullied both in middle and high school, and I constantly heard female peers saying shit like "OMG, he's so hot" when talking about my better-looking peers.
One of the chads in my high school class was actually a super friendly and nice person, and he befriended me. He tried to be a good friend, but I was always jealous of his success. Talking to him was like talking to someone living on another planet. He genuinely didn't understand why I had trouble with women, and told me about his experiences and his techniques. He was encouraging me to take action, but little did he know that I had tried that just to get rejected.
I've had 1-2 (unattractive) girlfriends in early high school, but the relationships never involved anything physical except kissing, and any attempt of escalation was rejected. Nothing lasted more than a few weeks, and they had another boyfriend days after we broke up. Never truly felt any real desire or lust. I was as bluepilled and beta as it gets.
Virginity Loss I started looking a bit better after years of weightlifting, eating more, and fixing my crooked teeth with braces. I still was a complete bluepilled beta retard. I lost my virginity to this cute chick in university I had been drooling looking at for years, but never had the balls to make any move. Long story short, the kept flirting with me quite aggressively for a random few days, I invited her out for a drink, escalated, and had sex. I had no idea what I was doing. She didn't enjoy a single second of it.
The day after, all her female friends at uni were giggling looking at me. Like a fucking beta I tried to isolate the girl I fucked and tried to kiss her, only to get rejected. She told me to my face: "I was just feeling really horny since a while and you were the only one that was available". The same days, one of her friends explained why they were giggling: she told everyone I had a small dick. BTW, my dick is very average.
That killed my self-esteem for the rest of my university years.
First Serious LTR I kept working out and trying to be better. I landed an excellent job and moved abroad. Money and finance were good. Met a girl at a conference, she was into me, we smashed. I was still super beta and kept sending her emails on how I wanted to see her again, and how I wanted to spend time with her. She came to visit in my hometown and we had a good time. After she left, she literally texted me: "I kissed so many guys at the club but I still cannot stop thinking about you". That made me feel so unimportant -- we spent a week together and she met my parents and friends, and the first thing she did after leaving was getting random stranger cock.
As a beta, I told her how sad that made me. She justified by saying that we were just dating and we were not exclusive. She wasn't wrong, but still.
She was the only one who had some interest in me, so I continued to pursue her and talk to her. Somehow, I convinced her to move with me in the city I was working. First few weeks were great. But then, my beta tendencies and bluepillness started ruining everything. I became complacent, she became regretful of her decision. We actually moved in together in a flat, and the sex frequency dramatically slowed down. One day she rejected me, and I asked her why. She said: "I cannot stop thinking about wanting to fuck other guys". That killed me. I literally broke down and cried in front of her, more deeply cementing the idea in her mind that I was a beta faggot.
Of course, I tried to "fix things". She moved out one week later saying that "I was not the person she thought I was" and that "She felt very relieved of getting her freedom back". Again, that completely destroyed my self-esteem. I realized I had never been in control and had always been chasing her. This will be a common pattern in my life.
Dating Apps Pt. 1 I got on Tinder and other dating apps. Spent a lot of money on boosts and similar shit. At this point in my life, I got a very low amount of matches. Strangely, even with the shitty photos I had back then, I managed to go on a few dates. Took one sweet girl's virginity and then drove her away amazingly quickly by becoming clingy and beta.
At that point I realized that my brain was simply completely fucked up due to the lack of any sexual experience or genuine desire in my teenage years, and by the poor experiences I had in my previous LTR. Any interest girls would have in me would eventually lead me to do something stupid, as I wasn't used to any interest, and as I always second-guessed whether it was genuine or not. This kind of thinking is literally ruining my life, and I can't get it out of my head.
Second Serious LTR Months later, I got my second serious LTR off of Tinder. She was very cute and sweet. Took her home on the first date, fucked her on second date. I instantly became obsessed, but this time I tried my best to hide it. It kind of worked. We dated casually for months, and every time she was acting more cold or distant I was in constant anxiety. Every time we had sex I felt in paradise. I realized how much of a drug and how intense the highs and lows of sexual contact with a woman had become for me. Our relationship was never that good at the time -- I always was the one that was more sexually interested, and she shit tested me relentlessly.
We took a trip abroad together, and while we had some great moments, we also kept fighting and arguing. Mostly because she did some minor disrespectful things (shit tests) and I couldn't not handle them properly. I always thought about her being malicious, or about me losing her, or just felt overwhelmed by the sense of anger. I kept comparing myself to someone taller, stronger, and more attractive -- thinking that how she would treat him much better.
We eventually became exclusive and spent almost 3 years together. We had so many good moments, and I loved her deeply (and I still do, unfortunately). She loved me as well. But her love almost never felt accompanied by lust -- it always felt more like "motherly love". I was the one to always initiate sex. She sometimes rejected me, more often near the end of our relationship. She never did anything "stupid" or "heartfelt" for me, that would show her genuine interest. Never texted me many times in a row. Never told me how sexy she found me. Never send me a nude picture unless I practically begged her for it, even when we were far apart due to travel.
I never felt truly happy. I was content, but I had an overwhelming sense of sexual dissatisfaction. I kept thinking how differently she would have acted around Chad. I kept thinking how she would have never rejected Chad, and how she would have been more lustful and genuinely interested in him. Sometimes, when walking around the city, if she saw someone attractive she would blatantly say "he's so hot" to me. Of course part of it was a shit test, but it was also undeniable that her female nature kept telling her how much more attractive other people were.
The point I'm trying to make is: even if you get a girlfriend, or even if you are sexually active... you'll never get that feeling of true desire and lust that an actual Chad would get. It is just impossible when you're 5'6" and don't have good genetics. Now you might be thinking: "sure, but that's preferable to being an incel". And of course it is -- but you'll never be able to be truly happy. You'll always be consumed by those thoughts regarding your genetic shortcomings while you're fucking a girl and you're wondering why you cannot make her cum. Or when you text somebody and don't get a reply back. Or when you're in a relationship with somebody and you just know that they care much less about losing you than you do about losing them.
You'll never feel in control.
I broke up with this girl recently, about 3 months ago. The reason was that the thoughts I mentioned above kept consuming me. They made me more needy. They made me less attractive. She started rejecting me more often. I confronted her a few times and broke down in front of her, crying like a bitch. Eventually, I just snapped and told her I wanted to see other girls on the side as I was feeling unwanted and unsatisfied. She took all of her shit from my apartment and disappeared from my life.
Of course, I crawled back to her one month later realizing how lonely I was without her, and how hard it was to find a girl willing to fuck me. And of course, she rejected me. After that, I sent her a long email telling her how everything was my fault, and that I my mind was poisoned, and apologizing for that. I told her I wanted to see her and talk to her. She never replied.
But it doesn't really matter, because what I want is impossible for someone like me. I want to feel constant genuine raw lust and desire from a woman. I want to feel like Chad. I want to know what it is like to have somebody's brain completely turned to mush just by looking at you. I want to know what it is like to have a woman want to fuck you so badly that she'll do anything for you. I want to know what it is like to have a woman make the first move, desperately turned on by your presence, trying to get your dick inside her.
All of these things are off-limits for me. I've been taking steroids and lifting hard, but my body is still far from impressive. My height just fucking cripples me and makes me invisible to 90% of women. My mind has been ruined by my early life experiences, rejections, and me feeling like a black sheep. I went to therapy and it didn't help a single bit -- if anything it made my mental state worse.
Dating Apps Pt. 2 I was obsessed with fucking as much as possible after I broke up with my LTR. I tried looksmaxxing more, photoshopped all of my pics increasing my muscular size a bit and making me look more attractive. I started getting more matches. I went on a few dates with cute/hot girls, but they never showed any genuine desire. Managed to kiss a few, but they would always ghost me afterwards. I'm convinced they just expected someone taller.
Went on a few dates with uglier or chubbier girls, and I could reliably get laid that way. How did it make me feel? Like I was rummaging through trash. Only desperate girls would want to fuck me. The sex didn't feel good. Mentally it made me feel worse. The girls I liked where at a hand's reach, but unobtainable. I was forced to be with people I didn't like, or to be alone.
I tried going straight for hookups a lot of times. Many times the girls were eager, then asked "BTW, how tall are you?", and when I lied and replied "I'm 5'7".", hoping that an extra inch would make me acceptable, they all ghosted me. Many other girls just lead me on and flirted with me, just to ghost me when I asked them for their address or number. I kept looking online at screenshots of Chads with their height in their bios literally smashing cute girls without any effort.
One time a girl was eager to meet for a hookup, and asked me for a dick pic. I sent her one and she said "3/10", then ghosted me. I had even photoshopped the picture to make my dick very slightly bigger and my abs more pronounced.
Went on so many dates where the girl was super eager to meet over text, then after meeting she was quite cold or distant. Always got the same bullshit sentences like "I'm not a very touchy person", or "I like to take it slow", "I am looking for something more serious". And -- I shit you not -- many of these girls also happily told me about their one night stands, threesomes, and even fucking foursomes on the date. They wanted to "take it slow" with me, but they were happy to spread their legs for Chad at a whim. I am not playing that fucking game.
A few times I actually fucked some girls I liked. I thought we had a great time, they also seemingly orgasmed and they enjoyed the sex, and then they always ghosted me or blocked me. I wasn't good enough for a second date. Again, all that I could think of was how they found me short, or how they would be ashamed to have me around their girlfriends, or how they found someone taller and better the day after and didn't even want to bother with me again. It was seriously heartbreaking when I felt a connection with one of these girls, and I felt like they liked me, only to completely ghost me after the first date.
I'm spending my fucking days swiping like a retard, paying the fucking corporations to get my fucking boosts, and getting a ton of matches. 80% never reply to my opener. 10% reply and never get anywhere. 5% I schedule a date, and they flake on the day of the date, and never hear from them again. 4.5% I go on a date with, and it ends in nothing. 0.5% I go on a date with, and it ends in sex.
The amount of effort is laughable compared to the results. I seriously think I had a blessing from fucking Jesus himself when I got a LTR through Tinder. Even as a decent-looking normie, there's pretty much nothing you can do. You have to spend literally hundreds of hours swiping, texting, and going on dates... just to get a crumb of pussy and get ghosted the day after.
My mental health is constantly draining. I keep thinking how any fucking Chad needs to put in 1% of the effort I put in, and gets 500x better results. It's fucking ridicolous. I've actually seen this happen with a Chad coworker that showed me his Tinder profile. Shit photo quality, zero effort, but he had a good jawline and "I'm 6'3"." in his bio. He fucked hot girls all the time, with not much effort. He was almost getting bored of it.
Conclusion

tl;dr With a lot of time and effort, you can probably ascend. It is not worth it.
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Welcome! :D This is an updated list for those who purchased/swapped with me before

UPDATE: I added FWP items throughout the post, you can add as many as you want (no max) but shipping may cost extra if it becomes too heavy.
BN = Brand new, BNIB = Brand new in box, SU = Slightly used
Makeup Primers:
Becca Backlight Priming Filter Face Primer BNIB $16
Becca First Light Priming Filter Face Primer BNIB $16
Benefit The PoreFessional Pore Smoothing Face Primer Full Size 0.75 oz BNIB $14 each x3
Bobbi Brown Primer Plus Radiance SPF 35 80% left $5 PENDING
Cover FX Blurring Primer 1.0 oz 80% left $5
Elf Poreless Putty Primer BNIB $6 each x2
Smashbox Photo Finish Foundation Primer Color Correcting Adjust Travel Size 0.50 BN $9
Smashbox Photo Finish Foundation Primer Minimize Pores Primer Full Size 1 oz BNIB $19
Smashbox Photo Finish Foundation Primer Radiance 1 oz BNIB $15
Smashbox Photo Finish Foundation Primer Smooth and Blur 1 oz BNIB $19
Wet n Wild PhotoFocus Water Drop Primer 0.68 oz “Coconut”, “Cucumber”, “Rose (x2)” BN $4 each
Foundations, Concealers, Powders:
Anastasia Beverly Hills Luminous Foundation 1 oz BNIB $20
Clinique BIY Blend It Yourself Pigment Drops “130 MF-G” BNIB $12
Clinique Even Better All Over Concealer + Eraser “WN 04 Bone” BNIB $16
Clinique Even Better Makeup Broad Spectrum SPF 15 BNIB $16
Clinique Superbalanced Makeup “27 Alasbaster N” Used $5
Erborian Korean Skin Therapy CC Cream Radiance Color Corrector Broad Spectrum SPF25 “Golden” 1.5 oz PENDING x1 $20 0.5 oz x2 $10
It Cosmetics Bye Bye Under Eye Full Coverage Anti Aging Waterproof Concealer “Medium” BNIB $18
Nyx Born To Glow Naturally Radiant Foundation 1.01 oz SU $5
Smashbox Studio Skin Hydrating Foundation 1 oz BNIB $20
Tarte Creaseless Concealer “Light Medium Neutral” BNIB $13
Tarte Rainforest of Sea Wipeout Color-Correcting Palette SU (W/ Box) $16
Tarte Shape Tape Concealer “Light Neutral” BNIB $14
Too Faced Born This Way Ethereal Setting Powder “Translucent” BNIB $17 each x2 1 PENDING
Too Faced Super Coverage Multi Use Sculpting Concealer “Warm Beige” BNIB $16
Ulta Beauty Youthful Glow Foundation 1.1 oz BNIB $6
Urban Decay Naked Skin Weightless Complete Coverage Concealer 0.16 oz “Light Warm” BNIB $12
Urban Decay Naked Skin Weightless Complete Coverage Concealer 0.16 oz “Light Warm” SU $6 or FWP PENDING
Urban Decay Naked Skin Color Correcting Fluid 0.21 oz “Orange” SU $6 or FWP PENDING
Urban Decay Naked Skin Color Correcting Fluid 0.21 oz “Green” SU $6 or FWP PENDING
Setting Sprays:
Colourpop Crystal Setting Spray “Aquamarine”, “Aventurine” BNIB $10 each
Flower Beauty Seal the Deal Hydrating Setting Spray Dewy Finish 3.04 oz BN $7
Flower Beauty Seal the Deal Long Lasting Setting Spray Matte Finish 3.04 oz BN $7
Jane Iredale Pommisst Hydration Spray 3.04 oz BN $15 each x2
J.Cat Beauty Spray Set Go Makeup Setting Spray Aloe Vera Infused BN $2 Or FWP
Mac Prep + Prime Fix+ Spray Full Size 3.4 oz BNIB $16 each x2
Milani Make It Last Setting Spray Full Size 2.03 oz BN $5 each x7
PUR Haze Mist Setting Spray CBD Replenishing Facial Setting Spray BNIB $10
Revlon Photoready Prep, Set, Refresh Mist Sprayed a few times $3 or FWP
Urban Decay All Nighter Setting Spray 4.0 oz BNIB $19
Wet n Wild PhotoFocus 3-in-1 Primer Water 1.52 oz “Coconut”, “Cucumber”, “Rose (x2)” BN $4 each
Eyebrows:
Anastasia Beverly Hills Brow Wiz Skinny Brow Pencil Full Size: Shades Chocolate (x14), Dark Brown (x3), Ebony (x6), Medium Brown (x13), Soft Brown (x12) BNIB $12 each
Anastasia Beverly Hills Brow Definer Triangular Brow Pencil Full Size: Shades Chocolate (x2), Medium Brown (x3), Soft Brown (x2) BNIB $13 each
Benefit Goof Proof Brow Pencil Easy Shape & Fill Full Size: Shades 3 (x2), 3.5 (x3), 4.5 (x3), 5 (x1) Full Size BNIB $14 each
Benefit KaBrow Cream Gel Eyebrow Color Full Size: Shade “3” BN no box $10
Benefit Soft & Natural Brows Kit Shade 6 Includes Full Size Goof Proof Brow Pencil, High Brow Pencil, mini 24hr Brow Setter, and Shaping Stencils BNIB $20
Elf Clear Brow & Lash Mascara “Clear” BN $1 or FWP
NYX Control Freak Eyebrow Gel BN $3 each x3 or FWP
Eyes:
Ardell Baby Demi x3 & Baby Wispies x4 BN $2 each
Ardell Demi Wispies 4 pack BN $6 each x5
Benefit They’re Real Mascara Full Size BNIB $14 PENDING
Burt’s Bees Nourishing Eyeliner “Soft Black” $1 or FWP
Covergirl Clean Fresh Mascara “Extreme Black” BN $2 or FWP
It Cosmetics Superhero Elastic Stretch Volumizing Mascara Full Size BN $12
Kiss Lash Couture “Gala” BN $3 each x3
Lancome Monsieur Big Mascara Full Size BN $15
Laura Geller Glamlash Dramatic Volumizing Mascara “Black” BN $10
Loreal Lash Paradise Mascara “Blackest Black” BN $5
Milani Stay Put Eyeliner “03 Duchess” BN $4
NYX Glitter “Blue (Sealed)”, “Bronze (BN)”, “Crystal (BN)”, “Gold (BN)”, “Red (BN)”, “Style Star (BN)”, “Teal(SU) ” $2 each or $9 for all
NYX Jumbo Eye Pencil “Milk” BN $3 each x2
Tarte Tarteteist Metallic Shadow “Shake Down” BNIB $5 each x2
TheBalm Overshadow The Sexpots Loose Eyeshadow “No Money, No Honey” BN $5
Ulta Beauty Glitter Eye Top Coat “Born To Shine” BN $2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Perfect Pair Eyeshadow Duo Includes “Petite” and “Beauty Junkie” BNIB $6
Ulta Beauty Eyeliner Pencil “Blackout” BN $1 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Gel Eyeliner Pencil “Blackout” BN $2 x2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Matte Eye Primer “Nude” BN $5
Ulta Beauty Plush Drama Volumizing Mascara BN $4
Ulta Beauty Bold Ambition Volumizing & Conditioning Mascara BN $4
Ulta Beauty Limitless Lashes Lengthening & Volumizing Mascara BN $4 x2
Urban Decay 24/7 Glide On Waterproof Eye Pencil Full Size “Perversion” BNIB $15 each x3
Cheeks (Highlighters, Blushes, Bronzers):
Becca Shimmering Skin Perfector Pressed “Rose Gold” Mini size 0.085 oz BNIB $9
Benefit Hoola Bronzer Full Size BN $15
Cover fx Custom Enhancer Drops “Moonlight” BNIB $27
Covergirl Clean Fresh Cooling Glow Stick “400 So Gilty” BN $4
Essence Pure Nude Highlighter “Be My Highlight” SU $3 or FWP
Kora Organics Rose Quartz Luminizer Swatched $5 or FWP PENDING
Makeup Revolution Ultra Strobe Stick “Peach Lightening” BN $2 each x2 or FWP
Makeup Revolution The One Sculpt Contour Stick “Contour” x2 BNIB $2 each or FWP
Makeup Revolution Highlighting Palette “Fierce Mind” BN $8
Models Own Sculpt & Glow Highlighter Stick “Incandescent 03” BNIB $3 or FWP
NYX Whipped Wonderland Liquid Highlighter Limited Edition “LH001 Flight of the Fairy” BNIB $7
NYX Away We Glow Illuminating Powder “Brick Road” BN $5
Ofra Eyeshadow/Highlighter Single “Bliss” BN $9 each x2 x1
Physicians Formula Bronze Booster Glow Boosting Pressed Bronzer “Medium to Dark” Swatched $4 or FWP
Physicians Formula Murumuru Butter Blush “Natural Glow” BN $5
Physicians Formula Murumuru Butter Blush “Plum Rose” SU $3
Physicians Formula Murumuru Butter Highlighter “Pearl” BN $5
Tarte Park Ave Princess Amazonian Clay Bronzer Full size BNIB $15
Wet n Wild Color Icon Bronzer “Palm Beach Ready” BN $2
Wet n Wild Color Icon Bronzer “Ticket to Brazil” BN $2
Wet n Wild Color Icon Bronzer “Reserve Your Cabana” SU $2 or FWP
Wet n Wild Megaglo Illuminating Palette “320 Catwalk Pink” SU $2 or FWP
Wet n Wild Megoglo Hello Halo Liquid Highlighter “Halo, Goodbye” BN $3 or FWP
Wet n Wild Megaglo Highlighting Bar Limited edition “Earth” BN $10
Wet n Wild Megaglo Highlighting Gold Bar “Holly Gold Head” BN $4
Wet n Wild Megaglo Loose Highlighting Powder Limited edition “Moon Tears”, “Written in the Stars” BN $10 each
Ulta Beauty Duo Chrome Illuminator “Prismatic Mermaid” BN $4 x2
Palettes:
Colourpop Blue Moon Eyeshadow Palette SU $7
Colourpop iluvsarahii Chic-y Palette Not used but one shade is broken & mirror is not glued to palette $7
Dose of Colors Hidden Treasures Palette BNIB $25
Dose of Colors Marvelous Mauves Eyeshadow Palette BNIB $17
KVD Shade & Light Eyeshadow Palette Slightly Swatched $28
Laura Geller Montauk Escape Eye and Face Palette SU $15
Makeup Revolution Reload Eyeshadow Palette “Vitality”, “Newtrals 3” BN $5 each
Makeup Revolution Love Conquers All Eyeshadow Palette BN $5
Makeup Revolution #Selfie Eyeshadow Palette BNIB $5
Milani Everyday Eyes Eyeshadow Palette “05 Earthy Elements” SU $3
Lorac Unzipped Desert Sunset Eyeshadow Palette (No mini eyeshadow primer) SU $17
Smashbox Cover Shot Golden Hour Eye Palette BNIB $12
Too Faced Sweet Peach Eyeshadow Palette BNIB $30
Vera Mona Lotus Eyeshadow Palette Swatched $10
Wet n Wild ColorIcon Eyeshadow Quad Limited Edition “Secret Garden Rendezvous” BN $3
Magnetic Palettes: Ofra (includes blush) BN $10 each x2 , Colourpop $10 each x2
Lips (Highend)
Anastasia Beverly Hills Lip Gloss “Luna” BNIB $10
BareMinerals Gen Nude Buttercream Lipgloss “Tantalize” BNIB $8
BareMinerals BarePro Longwear Lipstick “Petal” BNIB $9
Becca Liquid Crystal Lip Topper Glow Gloss “Champagne Dream x Bellini” BNIB $9
Bite Beauty Amuse Bouche Liquified Lip “Chai”, “Yucca” SU $5 each
Buxom Full On Lip Polish Full Size BNIB “Debbie” (x3, one w/ no box), “Hailey”, “Maddy” (no box), “Sarah”, “Trixie”, “White Russian” (no box) $9 each
Dose of Colors Liquid Matte Lipstick “Cork”, “Mood” SU $5 each
Juice Beauty Phyto Pigments Liquid Lip “18 Gwyneth” BNIB $10
Lime Crime Diamond Crusher “Lit”, “Trip”, “Unicorn” BNIB $10 each
Lime Crime Lip Glaze (Butter + Glaze) “Rosemary” BNIB $10
Lime Crime Velvetine Liquid Matte Liquid “Bleached” BNIB $12 each x2
Lipstick Queen “Morning Sunshine” Lipstick BNIB $19 each x2
Lipstick Queen Invisible Lip Liner BNIB $9 each x2
MAC Patrick Starrr Retro Matte Lipstick “Hey Boy, Hey” BN $19
MAC Patrick Starrr Retro Matte Lipstick “Mamastarrr” BNIB $15
MAC Patrick Starrr Lipglass “Mamastarrr” BNIB $20
MAC Patrick Starrr Lipglass “Queen P” BN $10
MAC Matte Lipstick “Marrakesh” x2 BNIB $10 each
MAC Very Valuable Lipglass Mini Kit 1 BNIB $6
Ofra Long Lasting Liquid Lipstick “Bel Air BN”, “Laguna Beach (x2)” BNIB $12, “Las Olas (SU)” $9, “Mina (x2 one w/out box) $12, “Monaco (x3 one w/out box) BNIB $12
Smashbox Always On Cream to Matte Lipstick "Stepping Out" BNIB $9
Smashbox Always On Liquid Lipstick “Spoiler Alert” BNIB $9
Stila Lip Glaze “Ruby Grapefruit DW” BN $5
Stila Shine Fever Lip Vinyl “Speedway” BNIB $9
Stila Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick “Dolce”, “Firenze”, “Forzo”, “Siena” SU $4 each
Tarte Lip Paint “Bling” (SU) $4, “Bounce” (New) $7, “Get It” (SU) $4, “TBT” (New) $7
Tarte Tarteist Lip Crayon “Blackout” BNIB $3
TheBalm Plump Your Pucker Lip Gloss “Exaggerate” BNIB $9
Too Faced Melted Latex Liquified High Shine Lipstick “Hopeless Romantic” “Safe Word” BN $7 each
Too Faced Melted Liquified Long Wear Lipstick “Sugar” SU $6
Too Faced Tutti Frutti Juicy Fruits Comfort Lip Glaze “Who Gives A Fig?” BNIB $6
Urban Decay Kristen Leanne Liquid Lipstick “Forgive”& “Forget” BNIB $18
Urban Decay Ultra Cushion Lip Gloss “Shadowheart” BNIB $8
Urban Decay Vice Special Effects Lip Topcoat “Copycat” BNIB $5
Woosh Beauty Spin-On Lip Gloss “Glam Peach” BNIB $9
Lips (Drugstore): BUY INDIVIDUALLY OR FWP (Take as much as you want)
Colourpop Disney Villains Ultra Glossy Lip “Puppies!!! (Prismatic)” BNIB $10
Colourpop Lippie Stix “Only You (Creme)” BNIB $6
Colourpop Lippie Stix “Kapish (Matte X)”, “Topanga (Satin)” SU $2 each or FWP
Elf Beautifully Bare Satin Lipstick “Touch of Berry” BNIB $3 each x3 or FWP
Elf Gotta Glow Lip Tint “Perfect Berry” BNIB $2 or FWP
Essence Shine Shine Shine Lipgloss “Behind the Scenes (Clear)” $2 each x2
Fizz & Bubble Lip Scrub “Cherry Slush x2”, “Sugar Tart” BN $5 each “Watermelon (not sealed but not used)” $2 or FWP
Jeffree Star Velour Lip Scrub “Rootbeer” SU exp: 1/19 $2 or Fwp
LA Girl Glitter Magic Shimmer Shifting Lip Color “Champagne Fizz” BN $2 each x2 or FWP
Loreal Limited Edition Balmain Lipstick “Fever” BN $8
Makeup Revolution Lipstick “Chauffuer” BN $2 or FWP
Maybelline Baby Lips Lip Balm “Beam of Blush (Crystal)“ BN $1 or FWP
Maybelline Colorsensational Lipstick “379 Fuchsia For Me x3”, “565 Almond Rose” BN $3 each or FWP
Noyah Organic Lip Balm "Spearmint", "Vanilla" BN $2 each or FWP
NYX Lip Lingerie Gloss “Euro Trash” & NYX Lip Lingerie Matte Liquid Lipstick “Exotic” BN $4 each
NYX Simply Nude Lip Cream “Sable” Used $1 or FWP
NYX Soft Matte Lip Cream “Copenhagen”, “Paris” PENDING, “Prague” PENDING BN $3 each or FWP
NYX Suede Matte Lip Liner “Subversive Socialite” BN $3 each x2 or FWP
Palladio Matte Liquid Lip Color Casey Holmes Collab “Rescue” SU $4 or FWP
Physician’s Formula Argan Wear Ultra Nourishing Argan Lip Oil BN $2 or FWP
Rimmel London Exaggerate Full Colour Lip Liner “063 Eastend Snob” BN $3 or FWP
Skinfix Lip Coconut Mint “Natural Watermelon Mint x2” BN $2 each or FWP
Sleek Major Matte Lip Cream “Rioja Red” BN $1 or FWP
Sleek Shattered Glass Lip Topper “Bad Moon”, “Hoax” BN $2 each or FWP
Soap & Glory Poutstanding Lip Contouring Crayon “No Candy Do” BNIB $5 x2 each or FWP
Ulta Beauty Jelly Gloss Lip Gel $1 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Lip Plumping Transforming Top Coat “Ethereal” BN $2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Luxe Lipstick “Mischievous”, “Social Status (x3)” BN $2 each or FWP
Ulta Beauty Peach Lip Balm BN $2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Shiny Sheer Lip Gloss “Pink” BN $2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Tinted Juice Infused Lip Oil “Passionate Peach” BN $5 each x2
Victoria’s Secret Lip Silk Sheer Gloss “Fearless” $2 or FWP
Victoria’s Secret Velvet Matte Cream Lip Stain “Perfection” BN $4
Wet N Wild Megalast Liquid Catsuit “Darkness Falls”,” Goth Topic”, SU $1 each or FWP
Wet N Wild Megalast Liquid Catsuit “Shady Witch”, “Nudist Peach” “Ride on My Copper x3 (Metallic)” BN $2 each or FWP
Wet N Wild PerfectPout Lip Scrub Limited Edition “Citrus Elixir” Not sealed but not used $2 or FWP
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2020.10.28 22:37 cptsdthrowaway100 Nude black mothers

My family is the source of my trauma, they've put me down my whole life and continue to do so but I just don't know what's up or down.
They keep telling me they don't understand why I sleep all day, stay home, stay single etc. I just turned 21 and my mother and father (my only family, have no siblings and all extended relatives are cut off by my parents) constantly say when they were my age, a week didn't go by where they didn't go out or didn't date around. My dad constantly tells me to go on dating apps and date because I'm "young and hot and won't be forever."

My most recent ex-boyfriend abused and raped me and I don't want to be on dating apps. I don't want to ever date again and dating apps make me so tired I don't want to talk to strange men but he tells me over and over to make dating app accounts and I'm so tired and I feel crazy. I spend every day on the brink of suicide, I'm barely keeping myself alive just trying to stay calm under blankets and playing games mindlessly to not have constant mental breakdowns. I can't keep a job. I don't want a boyfriend. I don't want to be vulnerable to a hundred guys who see how easy I am to manipulate from a mile away and start asking for nudes again.

I can't even keep myself stable, the thought of having to have sex against my will again (my ex would tell me the only reason he or anyone would date me was for sex so I had to or he'd leave me) makes me want to cry. I don't want to be used anymore. The last time I went out, in February, I blacked out and woke up in a strangers bed. Why does everyone want me to date? It makes me want to cry. They tell me I'm wasting my life and my beauty. I know I'm a pretty, young girl but I don't want to be an object for consumption. This narrative about how my worth tied to my beauty and sexuality from my parents is why I have so much trauma in the first place. There's a lot of emotional incest in my family.

I don't even have the energy to eat or get up out of bed. How am I supposed to go clubbing, or juggle conversations with 10 guys? I feel like such a failure and my life is over before it began. Why did I have to have this consumable body that I'm slowly losing
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2020.10.27 16:23 thegrotesque1 BEN SHAPIRO PLAYS HAUNTED SONIC ADVENTURE 2


I am posting this story online in hopes that someone out there hears what I have to say and believes me. My name is Ben Shapiro. I live an ordinary life in the United States. Like most people I own a lot of libs, but I also own a lot of video games. That’s right. Video games. I try not to talk about it much, but my favorite video game franchise is Sonic the Hedgehog. It’s extremely popular among conservative talk show hosts for some reason.
But if we talk about it publicly, we are ostracized. Remember when Glenn Beck was kicked off Fox News? That’s because of his segment on why Sonic is better than Mario. So we try to keep quiet about our love of Sonic. But one of my favorite pastimes is to collect rare and obscure Sonic games. I own at least three Sonic pachinko machines and even own a signed copy of Sonic Dreams Collection.
I will often go to flea markets or garage sales looking for vintage Sonic games and other merchandise. I have spent approximately sixty five thousand dollars on Sonic media, including a very expensive commission of a drawing of me hanging out with Sonic and Knuckles at Six Flags. But that was far from the biggest price I ever paid for Sonic. No. That day came just a few weeks ago when my wife, who is a doctor by the way, and I walked into a Gamestop.
The building itself was decrepit and disgusting. The lights flickered grimly, and half the shelves were basked in darkness. The whole place reeked of body odor. There was a sullen look of despair on the face of every single person there. There was truly a depressing presence hanging over every inch of that place. In other words, it looked like a perfectly ordinary looking Gamestop. But it wasn’t. This Gamestop housed a truly eldritch horror that I was unknowingly about to welcome into my life.
There was, of course, the standard affair of PlayStation and Xbox games. Nothing too exciting. I had no interest in Red Dead Redemption 2 or Sekiro, Shadows Die Twice. I have no interest in normie trash like that. Eventually, a display case in a dark corner of the store caught my eye. Now we are talking. My wife, Dr. Shapiro, and I sauntered over to the counter for a closer look. There were some random Gameboy and PlayStation games. But what really surprised me was a CD with the words Sonic Adventure 2 written on it in black sharpie.
The Gamestop clerk walked over to us.
“Is there anything I can help you with?” she asked, her horrible breath wafting into my face.
“Yes,” I said. “What is the deal with this copy of Sonic Adventure 2?”
The woman scratched her head. “If I remember correctly, some crazy lunatic brought that game in. He said it was haunted.”
“Really?” I asked.
She replied. “Look, I don’t fucking know. Now do you want it or not?”
“I’ll take it!” I exclaimed. My wife paid for the game and we quickly exited the store. On the way home, I explained to my wife that Sonic Adventure 2 for the Sega Dreamcast is far superior to the Nintendo GameCube port. The GameCube port was horribly butchered. You would think the port was done by Democrats. Yes, it’s that bad. When we finally got home, I dusted off my old Sega to give my new game a try.
The game started up perfectly normally. I breezed through the main menu and went to story mode. Hero and Dark story were both already available as usual. But I noticed another story. Hell story. I could not recall there being a Hell story when I first played Sonic Adventure 2. So that seemed a little odd. But I was too excited to play some Sonic to think about it for very long. I selected Hero story and was presented with the opening cutscene of Sonic jumping out of a helicopter.
The first level City Escape started up and I felt a rush of excitement. My only complaint with this level is the lack of homeless people scattered throughout the streets. This is clearly supposed to be San Fancisco, and we all know that liberal run cities are a hotbed of homelessness and poverty. No wonder Sonic is trying to escape from the city. Because liberal run cities are awful and I hate them.
It had been a while since I played Sonic Adventure 2, but had little trouble handling the blue blur. I guess you could say I am a bit of a professional gamer. I quickly made it to the chase sequence with the semi truck. But I noticed that there appeared to be realistic human screaming whenever the truck ran over the cars on the sides of the road. It sounded a lot like how some people scream when I own them with facts and logic.
Sonic was then cornered by a GUN agent inside a robot called Big Foot. But every time Sonic hit the cockpit, the pilot would scream out in pain and call for his family. Once I defeated him, the robot exploded and realistic chunks of blood and guts rained down over the battlefield. I didn’t remember any of this from previous playthroughs, but sometimes even extremely smart Harvard graduates like me forget one or two things.
Then my favorite Sonic the Hedgehog character appeared. Shadow the Hedgehog. I was so excited that my voice almost raised by half a decibel. I know all the words to this scene so well that I was mouthing along with the characters. Except there was one problem.
Shadow is supposed to say “My name is Shadow. I'm the world's ultimate life form! There's no time for games. Farewell.” Instead he said this. “My name is Shadow, and your days are numbered, Ben Shapiro.”
I have been threatened at least sixty times in my life, but never by a cartoon hedgehog. Needless to say, this was quite unusual. Is it possible that the big tiddy goth girl who worked at Gamestop was telling the truth? Was there some kind of evil force locked away inside the disc spinning around inside my Dreamcast? Or maybe that half a Bud Light I drank was really getting to me. I decided to keep a level head and push onward.
The next few levels went by without too much trouble. I’ve always been a fan of the Knuckles and Tails levels. I have watched a lot of YouTube videos of people saying these levels are not as good. But those people are morons. You heard me, morons. Anyway, I made it to the scene where Amy breaks Sonic out of Guantanamo Bay. I love this scene. Sonamy is easily my favorite ship. They have such great chemistry.
Seriously, do not try to tell me that Sonic belongs with Sally Acorn, or Princess Elise, or Big the Cat. Amy is his one true love. I’m sorry, but hedgehog marriage should be between a hedgehog and a hedgehog. Otherwise, the entire society of Mobius would collapse. I have done quite a bit of research on this so do not even bother trying to debate me in the threads.
Getting back to the game. I noticed something a little strange during the Guantanamo Bay cut scene. In the jail cell are copious amounts of notes written by Gerald Robotnik. But I noticed a different note sprawled along the wall in hyper realistic blood. It said “I’m coming for you Ben Shapiro.” I had no idea what to make of this. Was this some kind of visual glitch? Sonic Adventure 2 is a pretty old game, after all.
It was at this point that I was getting very tired. I had a busy day of talking about how all people on Medicaid are freeloaders ahead of me and I needed my beauty rest. I turned off the Dreamcast, got up to stretch and made my way for the bathroom until I heard a faint whisper. A faint whisper that shook me to my very core. It said “Hey I’ll play with you some other time!”
And it almost sounded like Sonic. It sounded somewhat like Ryan Drummond, but there was a hint of Jaleel White. Maybe a touch of Jason Griffith and a splash of Roger Craig Smith. Also there was some Martin Burke and Ben Schwartz too, as well as Jaleel White. I immediately wet myself. Possibly out of fear, or possibly because I have poor control of my bladder, or possibly both.
I put on my jammies and hopped into bed with Doctor Shapiro, who is also my wife by the way. I tossed and turned for several hours. Sleep eluded me. My mind was racing with thoughts about what had just happened. Am I going crazy?
“No. You are not going crazy.” The voice came from the foot of my bed. I looked up and saw Reggie Fils-Aimé, the former C.E.O. of Nintendo, standing over me. “You are not crazy,” he said in a calm voice. “You are in terrible danger.”
“What are you doing here?” I asked Reggie Fils-Aimé. “You are on the board of directors at Gamestop. Aren’t you busy trying to keep your company from going bankrupt?”
“That is why I am here.” Reggie’s voice boomed throughout the room. “Customer service is very important to me. And I fear that you are in trouble of having bad customer service. You see, the video game you purchased from Gamestop is haunted. If you are not careful, you could meet a grizzly fate.”
I was very annoyed that Reggie was talking to me this way. “Listen here Reggie,” I said in a stern voice. “If you don’t get out of my house I will grab my shotgun and make you leave.”
Reggie chuckled. “HA HA HA HA! You don’t understand. I am not in your house.” Reggie snapped his fingers. The walls and floor of my bedroom began to dissolve. I turned to my wife. Doctor Mor Shapiro, but she was already gone. It was just Reggie and I alone in a dark void.
I looked over to Reggie, who had a smug grin on his face. “What are you?” I asked in disbelief.
Reggie walked closer. “Do you really think they let anyone be the C.E.O. of Nintendo? Absolutely not. My powers far exceed those of any human. Including you, Ben Shapiro. So I think it’s about time you started treating me with respect. And if you don’t listen to me now, things could end very badly for you, my friend.”
Reggie Fils-Aimé was right. “Well then spit it out!” I said. “What is going to happen to me?”
Reggie snapped his fingers again. We were transported to a living room covered in blood. Forensics teams were taking pictures. I looked over and saw two men kneeled over by the television. The screen was broken, and an overturned Sega Dreamcast was next to it.
“I can’t believe it!” One of the men said. “It appears to be some kind of quill. Like from a hedgehog. But it’s blue.”
“That is impossible!'' The second man shouted. “Hedgehogs are not blue, dumbass.”
“Would you just shut up and let me do my job, dickhole?”
The two men faded away, along with the rest of the gruesome scene. “Do you understand now?” Reggie asked. “If you keep playing that game, you will be killed.”
My hands were shaking. My lips were trembling. My throat was a little scratchy. “Was this really the work of Sonic the Hedgehog?” I asked.
“I’m afraid so.” Reggie sighed.
“I can’t believe Sonic would do this.” I started sobbing.
Reggie patted me on the back. “It’s not that surprising, honestly. Sonic has always been a bad boy.”
“What am I supposed to play now?” I asked. “How can I go on without Sonic.”
Reggie comforted me. “It’s okay. I’ll tell you what. Super Mario 3D All Stars is now on sale. I can put one aside for you to pick up at Gamestop tomorrow.”
I froze. Suddenly, everything became clear to me. I chuckled. “You just overplayed your hand, Reggie boy.”
“What are you talking about?” Reggie said defensively. “Don’t you want to play Super Mario 64 with updated HUD sprites?”
I laughed in Reggie’s face. “So this was all a ruse to trick me into denouncing Sonic? You have some impressive powers, magic man. But it will take more than that to fool Ben Shapiro.”
Reggie’s face turned red. “Listen to me!” he shouted. “Sonic the Hedgehog is a murderer. You are doomed if you keep playing that game.”
I laughed even harder. “Oh yeah, and is Master Chief a pedophile?”
Reggie fell silent. “Alright, Ben. If you want to keep playing that game, I won’t stop you. But I hope your body is ready. I hope it is ready to experience pain and agony like you have never known before. I hope your mind and spirit are prepared for the wrath of Sonic. Very few people are more powerful than me. Doug Bowser, Shigeru Miyamoto, the Nostalgia Critic. But Sonic is very close. You won’t be able to beat him on your own. So if you need help, just call out to me. And I’ll be there.”
I rolled my eyes. “God, you are more annoying than Alexandria Ocasio Cortez. Just get me out of here already.” Reggie Fils-Aimé stood silently for a moment. I could see the conflict in his face. Perhaps he was being honest. Or maybe he was upset that he couldn’t trick me. It did not matter at this point. I love Sonic, and it is impossible for anyone to change that. Reggie snapped his fingers one last time. I was suddenly back in bed, sweat running down my brow. Was it all just a dream?
I calmed myself down. Alright Ben, let’s think about this factually and logically. Reggie Fils-Aimé does not have magic powers. Super Mario 3D All Stars is a lazy port and a rip off. Hedgehogs do not actually exist. I went to the bathroom and splashed some water on my face. When I turned off the tap, I heard music off in the distance. I would know that music anywhere. It was the song my wife and I danced to during our wedding. It was the menu theme of Sonic Adventure 2. Also my wife is a doctor.
I stumbled, half asleep into the living room. Sure enough, Sonic Adventure 2 was on the television. Silly me. I must have forgotten to turn it off. I stepped towards the game console, then stopped. After that nightmare, it might be better to stay up for a while. What harm could there be in that. I sat down on the couch, grabbed the controller and set my gaze on the television screen, which illuminated the dark room with comforting, familiar light.
The game was already on the story select screen. The cursor hovered over that mysterious third game mode, Hell Story. I’m not sure what provoked me to select that option. Was it simply curiosity? Or was it some kind of self hatred? Was I trying to prove something? Even on the other side of all this, I’m still not sure. What goes through a man’s mind while he is ruining his life? Is any thought justified? All my accolades and knowledge. Is it all worthless in the face of one stupid act?
Hell Story started off with a cutscene of Dr. Eggman. I love Dr. Eggman. Shadow might be my favorite, but Eggman is the character I relate to. Amazing physique, incredibly high IQ, completely misunderstood. Dr. Eggman also reminds me of my wife for some reason. I’m not sure why. But something was clearly very wrong with Eggman in this cutscene. He was sitting alone on the floor of the Space Colony ARK, sobbing quietly to himself.
“Please!” He cried. “Don’t do it. I’ll put my evil past behind me. I will never defame the moon again. I’ll return the Chaos Emeralds. Just please. Don’t. kill. Me.” Eggman’s words were trembling at this point. Suddenly another figure came into view. It was Sonic the Hedgehog. And he was holding a gun.
“Sorry Eggman, but I can’t let you live any longer.” Sonic cocked his gun. “Now get a load of this.” The screen went dark. Bang. I couldn’t believe it. Doctor Eggman was fucking dead.
A loading screen popped up for the first level. It was a Knuckles level. It was called Escape Pod. I had to collect three keys to unlock the door to the escape bay of the space colony. There was also a time limit of eleven minutes and thirty four seconds. The level was actually quite fun. I even felt like a kid again. But Sonic’s voice would frequently come over the intercom. “I’m coming to get you, Knuckles.” “You are running out of time. And then you are next, Ben Shapiro.”
This put a bit of a damper on my experience but I still really enjoyed the level. The next level was a Tails level. I had to make it to the escape pod that I had unlocked as Knuckles. The strangest thing about this level was that there were no enemies or music. It was just Tails walking through a dark and lonely spaceship. It reminded me of my last birthday party. Sonic would come over the intercom in this level too. He said such awful things. “I am going to kill you Tails.” “You are dead Tails.”
I beat the level without too much trouble. But when Tails arrived at the escape pod, Knuckles was nowhere to be found. Tails cried out for him, but there was no response. Tails then started weeping. Between the sobs, I could hear faint footsteps. I knew those footsteps anywhere. It was Sonic.
“Hey Tails!” Sonic called out. “Did you see what I did to Baldy McNosehair? I think we should change his name to Corpsey McNoface.”
“Why are you doing this?” Tails cried. “You’re a good guy! You are supposed to help people!”
Sonic laughed. “I am helping people, Tails. It might not seem like it, but there are some very bad people who need to be taught a lesson.” Sonic looked straight at the camera. “There are some very bad people, indeed.” He pointed his gun right at me. I’m not sure what it was, but I somehow knew I was in great danger. I ducked out of the way of the television. The screen shattered as a bullet flew through the glass.
The bullet grazed my leg as I tumbled down to the floor. Sonic the Hedgehog had just tried to kill me. I was in complete shock. I haven’t felt this way since Obama won the 2012 election. My entire life was now in shambles. My hero, my friend, my first love just tried to kill me. The words of Reggie Fils-Aimé rang through my head. Sonic has always been a bad boy. It was true. But why me? Why Ben Shapiro? Everybody loves Ben Shapiro. And then it hit me. “Oh my god. Sonic must be a liberal.”
Environmentalist themes are rampant in Sonic games, the fact that Sonic always runs around in the nude, the fact that his fur is blue. I pulled out my phone and Googled “Is Sonic the Hedgehog a democrat?” I found an image of a Bernie Sanders rally. And sure enough. There he was hidden in the crowd. Sonic the Hedgehog. He was holding a sign up that said “Free Healthcare for All”. I felt a sinking feeling in my stomach. How could this be? Why did I never notice?
Rivers of blood were running down my leg at this point. I called out “Is there a doctor in the house?!” To my dismay, my wife, who is a doctor by the way, had just gone out for milk. So there was in fact no doctor in the house. I crafted a makeshift tourniquet out of copies of the Constitution that I keep in every single drawer of my house. I was no longer bleeding like a stuck pig, but I knew I would lose consciousness soon if I didn't act.
Suddenly, I heard a loud shattering sound come from the guest room. Oh my God. It must have been the other television. I limped over to the room to see that it was empty. The television appeared to have been broken from the inside. Sonic was inside the house. I could tell. I scanned the room for any sign of where he might have gone. I saw that the guest closet door was closed. Gotcha, I whispered under my breath. I reached under the guest bed and pulled out my shotgun.
I crept up to the door. I heard heavy breathing coming from the other side. I cocked my shotgun, stuck it up against the door, and fired. A loud howling erupted from the other side of the door. Sonic was finished. I opened the door and flicked on the light to get a better view of my handiwork. My jaw dropped as the shotgun slipped out of my hands and onto the ground. I had just shot Knuckles the Echidna.
“Fuck! Holy Fuck! Jesus Christ! You just fucking shot me!” Knuckles bawled. “What the hell is wrong with you?!”
“I am so sorry. I am so sorry.”I told him.
“You fucking idiot! You shot me! You goddamn moron!”
“Hey, I happen to have a very high IQ.” I told him. Knuckles continued screaming for a minute or two until falling silent. He was dead. A painful silence filled the room. My mind was racing, but at the same time, it was also completely blank. They don’t prepare you for this at Harvard Law School.
I picked the shotgun back up and stumbled back into the living room. The Sega Dreamcast was gone. “I know you are here, Sonic!” I shouted. “So just come out now!”
Silence. My eyes kept darting all around the room. He could be anywhere I thought. The adrenaline in my system that was keeping my leg from hurting was starting to wear off. Fatigue was setting in. Shit. If I don’t deal with Sonic soon, I’m a goner. Out of the corner of my eye, I thought I saw something in the kitchen.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
It was nothing. Then a chilling realization hit me. I was out of bullets. Then I heard his voice.
“You should be careful, Ben. Are you not aware that seventy percent of accidental gun deaths occur in the home? If you are not careful, your love of the second amendment is going to get you killed. And we wouldn’t want that, would we?” Fear cascaded through my nervous system. I tried to pinch myself awake, but this was no dream. This was reality. I took a deep breath and turned around.
There he was. Sonic the Hedgehog. Hyper realistic blood running down his face. My first thought was to run. But I knew that would be pointless. I knew that he could snap my neck in a millisecond if he wanted to. I was a fly caught in his web. And I knew he wanted to take his time with me. To torture me. To put me in so much pain that I would forget my own name or even forget what a disaster the Affordable Care Act was. I was doomed.
“Don't worry, buddy.” Sonic taunted. “This will only hurt a lot.” He started to walk closer towards me. Each step like the gong of a bell in my ears. I never should have walked into the Gamestop. How could the free market have done this to me. I had only one hope. I cried out for Reggie. He was the only one who could stop this. There is no way he would let Gamestop get bad publicity like this.
As Sonic stepped closer, a cloud of smoke appeared. Out of the fog, Reggie Fils-Aimé appeared. “Thank God, you came!” I smiled.
“Anything for a customer.” Reggie turned his attention towards Sonic, who was still smiling with his smug smile that he does.
“So, you called on your big brother to help you out, Ben. That is so sweet. I guess I will have to get rid of you both then. I have always wanted to get my hands on Mario. But I guess you will have to do, Reggie.”
“Silence!” Reggie’s voice boomed throughout the house. “You will never defeat me Sonic. I am but a mere projection of the real Reggie Fils-Aimé. But I am still ten times stronger than you could ever hope to be. You are nothing more than a stain on the world of gaming. You should have been wiped out years ago, but you keep hanging on. You are quite resilient. I am afraid that your resilience ends tonight. I will do all in my power to destroy you, Sonic. You will never again torture any-”
Sonic leapt forward, jamming his knee into Reggie’s stomach. Reggie yelled out in disbelief before exploding into a puff of smoke.
“What. How. Did.” I stuttered my words in absolute fear.
Sonic dusted himself off.” I knew he was too weak to handle me. After all. Sega does what Nintendon’t.” The room was spinning at this point. I spun around towards the front door. Maybe if I could just get outside, I would be safe. I started towards the door, but collapsed due to exhaustion. Sonic started laughing at me. I could tell by his laugh that he was absolutely giddy as he watched me try to escape with my life.
“Come on, Ben!” Sonic said. “We could go to Six Flags. Just like you’ve always wanted. You, me, Knuckles. Oh wait, you killed Knuckles, didn’t you. That was very naughty of you, Ben, I think you’re going to need a time out. A permanent time out!” I was at the door at this point, my bloody hand struggling to get a grip on the knob. Sonic walked closer. End of the line.
Suddenly the door opened. Dr. Shapiro, my wife, was back with the milk. “Oh my God!” She screamed. “Ben, are you okay!” I tried to speak but I was too tired to move my mouth. For once in my life, I was speechless.
“You!” Sonic shouted in disbelief. “What are you doing here?” I was confused by Sonic’s words, but I knew I needed medical attention right away. With what little strength I had left, I looked at my wife and pleaded.
“Please dear, I need a doctor.”
My wife looked at me, revealing a pain hidden in her eyes. “I have to tell you something, Ben. I am not really a doctor. I was never a doctor.”
“What!?” I said. “Of course you are!”
“No.” She said. “I have been lying about my entire life. You see, I am a demon hunter. And I have been hunting Sonic the Hedgehog for decades now. You see, Sonic is a Demon.”
“What!” I cried. My wife sighed.
“I come from a place known as Genocide City. At least that is what everyone called it after Sonic killed everyone there. My mother hid me under the floorboards so Sonic didn’t get me. I have spent my whole life training so that one day I could finally defeat him. I knew that Sonic hated conservatives. And I knew that you were obsessed with finding anything related to Sonic. So I decided to marry you as a way to find Sonic. That day has finally come. Don’t worry, Ben. I will take it from here.” My wife pulled out a giant sword. “Alright Sonic,” she said. “Let’s dance.”
Sonic ran straight into my wife, pushing them both through the front door of the house. They began fighting out on our open lawn, moving so quickly I could hardly tell which blurry figure was my wife and which one was Sonic. Soon, the homeless people who all hang out in our neighborhood started watching.
“What is that thing?!” one called out. “It looks like some kind of creature!”
Another answered, “That’s just Ben Shapiro.”
I could not tell who was winning the fight. The two moved at such incredible speed that I could not tell what was even happening. It was not until my wife was sent through the wall of our house that I started to suspect she was losing. Although her giant sword was incredibly cool looking, it seemed like she had trouble actually hitting Sonic with it. I am not sure how one prepares to fight a demon. I took a demon slaying elective at Harvard Law, but that was mostly just theory.
Eventually, my wife was able to pin Sonic underneath her sword. Sonic pushed hard against it, driving himself further into the ground. “Give it up, Sonic!” She cried. “I am sending you back to hell!”
Suddenly the sword broke in half, and my wife lost her footing. Sonic took advantage of this moment and quickly pinned underneath his Soap shoe. “I am starting to get annoyed at how weak you all think I am. In case you all forgot who I am. I’m Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog! I am the fastest thing alive!!”
I had to think fast. If I didn’t do something, it might all be over. And then it hit me. I called out. “Hey Sonic!”
“Huh?!” Sonic turned to face me. “Well, well, well. If it isn’t Ben Shapiro. The one who awoke me from my slumber. Sorry about your house. And your lawn. Any last words before I ruin the rest of your life?”
“Mario is better!”
Sonic froze. “What did you say?!”
“Mario is better than Sonic!” I said again. I stood to my feet, a rush of strength coursed through my veins. “Eight of the fifty best selling games ever are Mario titles. Sonic only has one. Level design in Mario games is vastly superior to that of Sonic games. Super Mario Galaxy is one hundred times more polished than any 3D Sonic title. Sega has no idea how to make a good Sonic game, whereas Mario games have remained consistently good for thirty five years.”
Sonic was clearly confused. “What are you talking about? Aren’t you one of my biggest fans? Why would you spread such nonsense?”
I chuckled. “I’m not spreading nonsense. I’m spreading facts and logic.”
“What!?” Sonic took a step back in shock, and then realized that my wife had slipped out of his grasp. Just then, she pierced through his body from behind using the broken end of her sword. Sonic gasped out for air, clearly struggling to breathe. “You bastard!” he shouted.
“Sorry, Sonic.” My wife said plainly. “But it looks like it’s game over!” It was at this point Sonic began inflating. His true demonic form was finally coming to light. Sonic’s body continued to grow in size. It reminded me of images I used to look at on Deviant Art Dot Com. Sonic moaned and roared. And then finally, the demon exploded, raining hyper realistic blood down over the entire block. The crowd of homeless people surrounding our house cheered out. Finally the nightmare was over.
By this point, everything became a blur. The next thing I knew, I was in a hospital bed. My wife was there, along with a real doctor, who jumped up when they saw me wake up.
“Thank god you are alive, Ben!” My wife said. “We are all so happy you are alive!”
“Yes,” the doctor agreed. “This truly is a miracle. Anyway your bill is one hundred and fifty thousand dollars.” We all started laughing. God bless America.
After a while I finally returned home. We buried Knuckles out in the backyard, and I bought myself a copy of Super Mario 3D All Stars. It might be a rip off. But the games are still quality. Not long after these events we moved to Nashville, Tennessee and I accidentally misplaced my haunted copy of Sonic Adventure 2. Otherwise I would have dumped a rom onto the internet to prove that any of this happened. Oh well.
I learned a lot about myself during these times. I learned to stop obsessing over Sonic the Hedgehog. I finally went to Six Flags. All by myself. And it was fucking dope. I also learned that my wife is not a doctor. Boy, do I have egg on my face. I also learned the importance of facts and logic. Well, I guess I already knew that. But I reaffirmed that I was correct. And most importantly, I learned that I should never step foot in a Gamestop again.
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2020.10.27 01:55 subreddit_stats Subreddit Stats: 2020PoliceBrutality top posts from 2020-05-31 to 2020-10-26 14:56 PDT

Period: 147.95 days
Submissions Comments
Total 956 76236
Rate (per day) 6.46 513.73
Unique Redditors 579 23347
Combined Score 2061549 1679173
Top Submitters' Top Submissions

  1. 85755 points, 1 submission: nixtxt
    1. NYPD drives around Harlem with their sirens on at 3am so people can't sleep. (85755 points, 5534 comments)
  2. 48417 points, 2 submissions: Defenestration_Diety
    1. Miami Police Officer charged after video emerges showing him kneeling on a pregnant womans neck, tasing her in the stomach twice. She miscarried shortly after. Officer lied in his report and fabricated events that never occured, charging her with Battery on an Officer and Felony Resisting. (48019 points, 1841 comments)
    2. California: Vallejo police kill unarmed 22-year-old, who was on his knees with his hands up (398 points, 18 comments)
  3. 41750 points, 11 submissions: princesshabibi
    1. Tulsa last night (12657 points, 635 comments)
    2. 87 people charged with felonies after Breonna Taylor protest at attorney general's house (9188 points, 352 comments)
    3. Sigh 😔 It’s still happening. (7324 points, 467 comments)
    4. Breonna Taylor’s Family Claims She Was Alive After Shooting but Given No Aid (4786 points, 123 comments)
    5. If you aren’t in LA you may not have heard of the case of Andrés Guardado, shot in the back for the crime of running from police. Today his family and friends were tear gassed while calling for justice. (3747 points, 108 comments)
    6. Shackles and filth: Hysterectomies are only part of a 'horror show' at a Georgia detention site, lawmakers find (1794 points, 64 comments)
    7. Deputies kill half-brother of black man found hanged in park after they say he opened fire (550 points, 35 comments)
    8. If they lose the license, they can’t just go to the next town over. (527 points, 9 comments)
    9. The Taxpayers, Not the Police, Will Pay Breonna Taylor’s Family $12 Million (512 points, 18 comments)
    10. Police In The U.S. Have Killed More Than 164 Black Citizens In 2020 (382 points, 25 comments)
  4. 41395 points, 1 submission: mal_solor
    1. Despite having a ticket to the event, Sheila Buck, a Tulsa resident, was arrested for wearing an “I can’t breathe” shirt. She was charged for trespassing despite having a ticket to the event. The Tulsa police have become a Trump’s personal lackeys. (41395 points, 1358 comments)
  5. 40716 points, 10 submissions: DankNerd97
    1. DC pigs when they think the cameras aren’t watching (12415 points, 465 comments)
    2. PSA: Police are now using more Geneva Banned Weapons, Please Make Sure Everyone Knows So They Don't End Up Deaf (10323 points, 633 comments)
    3. NYPD officers “sadistically” beat peaceful marchers protesting police brutality and the death of George Floyd during a city-approved “frenzy of organized violence” that left multiple people seriously injured, says a lawsuit filed Wednesday. (7050 points, 74 comments)
    4. Black Lives Matter Activist Hospitalized After Police Seen Kneeling On Her Neck (4507 points, 181 comments)
    5. Black man shot multiple times by Wisconsin police; video of incident sparks social media backlash, protests (2906 points, 226 comments)
    6. Newly released body cam footage of an Alameda County sheriff’s deputy who lied about being pushed first by the president of the Toronto Raptors (1664 points, 55 comments)
    7. Army sergeant says he's the one who shot a protester to death in Austin (1037 points, 89 comments)
    8. Police union will not ID officer in Australian TV crew attack (358 points, 23 comments)
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  6. 38052 points, 1 submission: jpardue20
    1. We found 85,000 cops who’ve been investigated for misconduct. Now you can read their records... a few bad apples? Seems like the whole orchard is rotten (38052 points, 826 comments)
  7. 34998 points, 12 submissions: teutonicnight99
    1. Portland “police” caught shouting “LEAVE NO EVIDENCE BEHIND” as they pick ammunition rounds up from the ground. Earlier in the protests, police were seen picking up tear gas canisters to hide how much they have been gassing protestors. (9565 points, 209 comments)
    2. A scene straight out of a dystopian movie from the Portland protests. Federal officers advance as they shoot at and gas protestors. (8630 points, 350 comments)
    3. What the fuck is wrong with the police officers in the US? (7086 points, 522 comments)
    4. A Navy vet asked federal officers in Portland to remember their oaths. Then they broke his hand. (6920 points, 204 comments)
    5. 'I can't breathe,' Oklahoma man tells police before dying. 'I don't care,' officer responds. (417 points, 8 comments)
    6. The Cop Who Quit Instead of Helping to Gentrify Atlanta: “It dawned on me that the entire system, the entire thing, was just a shitty mafia system.” (392 points, 9 comments)
    7. Policeman in Oregon flashing a white power sign at a Proud Boy (389 points, 90 comments)
    8. Unreleased Footage Gives an Inside Look At the Night Breonna Taylor Died (384 points, 49 comments)
    9. The Supreme Court invented qualified immunity. Now, a judge’s blistering opinion shows why it must go. (338 points, 7 comments)
    10. Sorry to Interrupt Your Friday, but Homeland Security is Disappearing American Citizens Off the Street | Law and Order, but Minus the Law. (311 points, 5 comments)
  8. 34873 points, 3 submissions: Gplock
    1. Here is a video of them slashing the tires. My hard earned money goes to these idiots (30110 points, 1098 comments)
    2. Y’all seen this right? It’s a great edit (4541 points, 141 comments)
    3. So sad (222 points, 32 comments)
  9. 34123 points, 24 submissions: Kujo17
    1. Yesterday NYPD literally chased protestors down in the streets, kettles them and violently arrested approximately 26 protestors. This is them attacking and arresting a minor for attempting to cross the street, on the way to a protest against ICE facilities (5830 points, 257 comments)
    2. Police in Richmond Virginia attacked the crowd again tonight as they have almost every night this week. You can hear one officer say "Grab somebody, get ahold of somebody" right before grabbing a random civilian standing there. They purposefully are inciting unrest- tonight was a full on Police Riot (5343 points, 158 comments)
    3. In Portland, OR last night- A Protest march formed eventually ending up at the Portland ICE building where they were met with "extreme force" from both PPD and DHS/Feds. Hours of tear gas, pepper bullets, & stun grenades launched at the crowd, many arrests have been reported. (4486 points, 261 comments)
    4. [Portland, OR] Portland Police violently make blanket mass- arrests only minutes after Saturday protest starts, "unlawful assembly" was never declared. (10/10/20) (3741 points, 173 comments)
    5. [Portland, Or] Federal officers have been attacking protesters again tonight. They shoot chemical weapons and impact munitions at protesters doing nothing but walking down the street saying the names of people killed by police. A woman on the megaphone implores people to film and share the video. (2515 points, 65 comments)
    6. [Social Media] @WyattReed13 " BREAKING: Washingtom DC Cops just smashed the windows out on the BLM van and arrested the occupants—right after clearing Black Lives Matter Plaza with gas + rubber-coated steel bullets, leaving multiple protesters serious injured" (2068 points, 114 comments)
    7. Federal Agents used toxic chemical smoke grenades and several different chemical dispersant gasses , some even expired, in Portland; Portland protesters report severe and lasting side effects from the chemical weapons used during Trump’s “Operation Diligent Valor.” (1661 points, 26 comments)
    8. Protest from east Portland, Or- on 9/7- after once again attacking the crowd police chase down people while heckling them. This police officer tells a protestor they're “hiding behind the press like a coward” (1052 points, 75 comments)
    9. Roderick Walker, who was beaten by Georgia Sheriff's deputies, says he 'feared for his life'. Walker, along with his family who were also present, was a paying customepassenger of a ride share vehicle and was brutally assaulted after the vehicle was stopped for a broken taillight (1041 points, 37 comments)
    10. [Los Angeles, CA] In response to celebrations by LA Laker's fans last night, huge numbers of police were deployed in an attempt to clear the crowds. In this clip an LAPD officer pushes a young man to the ground-clearly knocking him unconscious- then ignore that it even happened. (10/11/20) (777 points, 51 comments)
  10. 31047 points, 12 submissions: bbb33aaannn
    1. 6/14 Fort Wayne, IN Swat comes in to break up a small gathering for “illegal assembly” (13137 points, 1019 comments)
    2. Police block off sidewalks and start shooting at Protesters in San Diego (6955 points, 345 comments)
    3. 6/22 Compton, Ca Protestors chanting put your gun down meet with fire from non lethal weapons (2796 points, 198 comments)
    4. Chicago PD parks in front of a home where people standing on their property and sounds a siren (2499 points, 164 comments)
    5. Hospitalized Marine Corps veteran shot with rubber bullets by police at protest, ‘I had my hands up’ -May 30th, Fairfax District in Los Angels (1147 points, 59 comments)
    6. Bradford, OH 6/10 Three officers arrest a women for allegedly cursing as she walks and let her go when another citizen intervenes (1133 points, 130 comments)
    7. Huntsville, AL Woman documents herself struggling to leave after being shot 5 times while police yell at her to move faster (879 points, 46 comments)
    8. 6/6/20 Chapman Square, Portland, OR 1:00am Non violent protesters complying with officers attacked (653 points, 43 comments)
    9. Aurora CO During a vigil with live violinists for Elijah McClain at a park (545 points, 99 comments)
    10. Raleigh, NC- Flash bangs are fired at the owner of a bar named Ruby’s Deluxe where medics stationed also themselves (543 points, 35 comments)
  11. 30618 points, 5 submissions: ApartheidReddit
    1. The LAPD in a perfect display of systemic racism (20210 points, 548 comments)
    2. Several cops surrounded a Black man and fatally shot him in Lafayette, LA. He allegedly had a knife and was walking away from police when police shot him over ten times. (6686 points, 499 comments)
    3. Austin surgeons shocked by injuries protesters sustained by bean bag rounds (2987 points, 132 comments)
    4. This is Leslie Furcron, a grandmother shot in the face with a less-lethal munition during a BLM protest last month by La Mesa, CA police office Eric Knudson. She has lost her vision in one eye and now needs nursing assistance. (468 points, 10 comments)
    5. Riot Kitchen HQ just learned that our bus crew was arrested in broad daylight in #Kenosha today - kidnapped by feds in unmarked vans. We are currently trying to find our friends who were just there to feed people. [Video] (267 points, 6 comments)
  12. 30371 points, 1 submission: lickmydick609
    1. Cop who ‘threatened to shoot protesters through door of his home’ accidentally kills fellow police officer (30371 points, 1137 comments)
  13. 29501 points, 5 submissions: Diver_Driver
    1. Aurora Police Interrupt and Teargas Peaceful Violin Vigil to Honor Elijah McClain (15758 points, 503 comments)
    2. Off-duty officer in Trump hat relieved of official duties for threatening man in viral video (11056 points, 450 comments)
    3. ‘Please Don’t Let Me Die Back Here’: Aurora Police Video Released Of Woman Cuffed, Hogtied In Back Of Patrol Car (2186 points, 73 comments)
    4. SC Cop suspended after using racial slur. "I cant use it?!" (264 points, 23 comments)
    5. Buffalo Police Lieutenant Suspended After Caught On Camera Calling Bystander a "disrespectful little fing c" (237 points, 26 comments)
  14. 28466 points, 2 submissions: tokenblackguy90
    1. Police in Grand Rapids, Michigan spray a man directly in his face with pepper spray. ⁣ As he turns around, blinded, they fire a tear gas canister directly at his face from close range. ⁣ (26173 points, 1496 comments)
    2. Kenosha Wisconsin on 40th Nd 28th Ave 8/23/2020 (2293 points, 466 comments)
  15. 26732 points, 6 submissions: LazyDirector
    1. Last night, LAPD trapped protesters in a tunnel on both sides and shot them endlessly, without a dispersal order or an escape route offered. This video shows a citizen journalist being shot point blank with a shotgun even though he has his hands up. (9233 points, 622 comments)
    2. Cops assaulting BLM protesters, including a man in a wheelchair. This happened yesterday in Downtown Los Angeles. One of the people injured in by police even had a seizure. Meanwhile, complicit media reported the arrested individuals (including the wheelchair guy) ATTACKED LAPD. (9119 points, 692 comments)
    3. Police in Los Angeles County have been attacking the Free Press for two months. LAPD Is even on camera falsely claiming “there is no press corps.” Journalists in Los Angeles have been beaten, shot at, hospitalized, traumatized, antagonized, gassed, and almost run over. (4297 points, 132 comments)
    4. Things are heating up in LA. Sheriffs gassed, flashbanged, and unloaded less lethal rounds at protesters. No damaged property or anything like that. One protester was shot directly in the eye. (3581 points, 224 comments)
    5. LAPD stand-off with protesters during a Portland Solidarity march on 7/25. One officer completely loses his cool and opens fire on unarmed protesters, using his shotgun at point blank range. This guy doesn’t have the composure for this job. (293 points, 83 comments)
    6. Montage of increased violence in Los Angeles JUST this past week. This has been the most violent week against protesters since the beginning around George Floyd’s death. Tear gas, white supremacists working with cops, a trap in a tunnel, unprovoked shooting... its been chaos (209 points, 7 comments)
  16. 24052 points, 2 submissions: ItsJustATux
    1. Lyft Driver Pulled Over for Busted Tail Light, Black Passenger is Beaten and Choked Unconscious. (23807 points, 1741 comments)
    2. LAPD Force Woman From Her Home Totally Nude Because Her Brother Has A Warrant (245 points, 17 comments)
  17. 23621 points, 3 submissions: goldsrcmasterrace
    1. Elderly man pushed to the ground by police. Knocked unconscious and bleeding from ear. Police keep marching. (16216 points, 646 comments)
    2. “Seattle PD dragging mother out of her car while her 9 year old is in the backseat. Officer tells her she has “multiple counts of assaulting an officer. You assaulted me and you assaulted another officer” at a protest couple days ago. Cops are seeking revenge on protestors.” (7023 points, 519 comments)
    3. NYPD attacking people on their way home (382 points, 6 comments)
  18. 22885 points, 2 submissions: perpetually_unsynced
    1. An unarmed member of the press was dragged through the street by the LAPD, who wouldn’t render him aid, despite his cries of pain. (12068 points, 594 comments)
    2. Breonna Taylor’s ex was offered a plea deal to say she was part of a ‘crime syndicate,’ family’s attorney says (10817 points, 206 comments)
  19. 22283 points, 17 submissions: Hyasfuq
    1. This is sad BLM (6601 points, 209 comments)
    2. PLEASE LET OTHERS SEE THIS: This guy did not flinch, move, cry, or gasp. Austin, TX. In front of APD. Judging by the boots probably former Marine (3035 points, 134 comments)
    3. Cops Pepper Sprayed THEIR OWN Senator Without Realizing he's an Authority Figure (2770 points, 58 comments)
    4. Seattle cop driving an unmarked car on the sidewalk and calling protesters cockroaches (2194 points, 100 comments)
    5. I-Team: Evans Police have history of brutality allegations, settlements (1007 points, 27 comments)
    6. Clayton County Deputy Fired For Holding Gun Under Chin Of Arrestee (1006 points, 36 comments)
    7. The Breonna Taylor juror's statement is very damning: Roberto Aram Ferdman on Twitter (973 points, 53 comments)
    8. Couple celebrating birthday beaten, Tased by California police (742 points, 67 comments)
    9. Undercover police officer preparing to cause a riot (739 points, 46 comments)
    10. Colorado Springs Officer Keith Wrede Used Fake Name To Post Comments About Protesters: 'Kill Them All' (651 points, 25 comments)
  20. 21759 points, 4 submissions: NoTrickWick
    1. Cops dox city council member leading to home being burgled and neighbor raped. (18901 points, 746 comments)
    2. These protests took place on June 2nd in Dallas, Texas. This is utterly disgusting to watch. Peaceful protests turn violent by the actions taken by the police. If you are protesting anywhere around the world, please stay safe and keep fighting. (1332 points, 71 comments)
    3. Police vehicle encounters protestors blocking traffic, calls police dispatch. Police dispatch: "Run them over. Shoot those mother fuckers." Officer responded, "dont put that over the air." (848 points, 32 comments)
    4. Louisville police showing off their oppression (678 points, 83 comments)
  21. 20823 points, 9 submissions: Projectrage
    1. Cops intentionally not stopping right wing extremists with guns. OPB: Man who pulled gun at Portland protest returns armed at Gresham event (6460 points, 241 comments)
    2. Police charge after dispersing protesters and shove a woman to the ground for no reason. (6316 points, 201 comments)
    3. Two DHS Officials Just Admitted Their Troops Have Been Violating the Constitution (3418 points, 96 comments)
    4. Portland police officer drives motorcycle into protester at Friday night demonstration (2260 points, 118 comments)
    5. Federal judge warned DHS would lose immunity if targeting a journalist. They did last night. (723 points, 34 comments)
    6. More evidence feds are aiming at heads: Deep hole in protester's helmet (479 points, 23 comments)
    7. President Trump Has Reenergized Portland’s Protests A "wall of moms" confront federal police in downtown Portland (435 points, 7 comments)
    8. Testimony of a Portlanders kidnapped by DHS Stormtroopers last night. (382 points, 21 comments)
    9. Federal Officers Appear to Be Using Rental Cars from Enterprise to Snatch Portland Protesters (350 points, 13 comments)
  22. 20341 points, 1 submission: Nawpo
    1. [Portland] 7/11/2020 Protester shot by impact munition last night. [graphic] (20341 points, 1824 comments)
  23. 19891 points, 14 submissions: quantumcipher
    1. "Police Kneeled With Me, Then They Drew Their Guns" - Across the country, the TV news has shown footage of police kneeling, hugging and marching with demonstrators against police violence. Unfortunately, police often behave far differently once the cameras are off. (7198 points, 155 comments)
    2. In five days, LAPD and LASD have brutalized and arrested 4 journalists who were documenting police activity. Three of the journalists were injured by police violence; two required hospitalization. LASD also assaulted lawyers from the @NLG_LosAngeles during a press conference. (5067 points, 144 comments)
    3. Prosecutor says cops did nothing wrong when arresting N.J. reporter who repeatedly told them, ‘I’m a reporter’ (1660 points, 26 comments)
    4. At least 125 press freedom violations reported over 3 days of U.S. protests (1642 points, 37 comments)
    5. "Seattle Police. Told us to disperse, but then mobilized bike cops to block exits. Forced us through gas, mace, flashbangs." (783 points, 36 comments)
    6. Portland Mom Says She Was Groped & Assaulted by Feds During Protest Arrest (667 points, 37 comments)
    7. Seattle officer who ran over man's head with bicycle facing criminal probe (549 points, 19 comments)
    8. Federal lawsuit calls Jacksonville protesters’ arrests illegal and violent (479 points, 4 comments)
    9. NYPD Releases Protester After Brutally Shoving Her Into Unmarked Van (394 points, 60 comments)
    10. Protesters and Lawmakers Are Concerned About the Effects of Expired Tear Gas: Local police and federal officers in Portland appear to have used expired munitions during the city’s nightly downtown protests, exposing protesters to a range of potentially dangerous and under-researched health effects (390 points, 9 comments)
  24. 19311 points, 1 submission: blackholevoyager
    1. He didn’t comply, he got back in his car, he threatened to kill an officer and wasn’t shot. (19311 points, 1225 comments)
  25. 19271 points, 2 submissions: thedavidcarney
    1. Absolute unit takes a beating standing up. Portland, 7/19 (18396 points, 623 comments)
    2. Police just tasered this protester in Bay Ridge Brooklyn (875 points, 75 comments)
  26. 19017 points, 1 submission: Instigator_____
    1. Philadelphia DA will criminally charge federal agents who "unlawfully assault" or "kidnap" Black Lives Matter protesters: "Anyone, including federal law enforcement, who unlawfully assaults and kidnaps people will face criminal charges from my office. At trial, they will face a Philadelphia jury." (19017 points, 452 comments)
  27. 18612 points, 9 submissions: bjorn1978_2
    1. “I’ll show you what f***ing freedom of speech is!” (7007 points, 304 comments)
    2. My Tires!! (4423 points, 312 comments)
    3. Hogtied black woman begged for help in police cruiser (2627 points, 101 comments)
    4. People playing music and dancing so cops tear gas them. (1848 points, 154 comments)
    5. Seattle PD hit a 21 year old female directly in the chest with a stun grenade. (952 points, 39 comments)
    6. Fed using his sneak attack skill in Portland (870 points, 75 comments)
    7. Minneapolis Police Attempt to Arrest A Man For Talking Then Shoot At Him In The Back With Less Lethal Munitions (346 points, 31 comments)
    8. Cop grabs kid from the throat and pins him down for Resisting Arrest (308 points, 45 comments)
    9. This can happen to anyone, Be careful, please (231 points, 25 comments)
  28. 17447 points, 1 submission: ClickingGeek
    1. Story in comments: Cop (Brian O'Quinn) stalked Rosalinda on and off for 9 years and then raped her in her home. Recently, another cop from the same department sexually assaulted her in broad daylight as she repeatedly demanded a female officer. (17447 points, 808 comments)
Top Commenters
  1. ItsJustATux (9924 points, 59 comments)
  2. gameld (7529 points, 15 comments)
  3. DankNerd97 (7493 points, 346 comments)
  4. HeyCharrrrlie (5941 points, 99 comments)
  5. Hundewu (5684 points, 1 comment)
  6. princesshabibi (5152 points, 161 comments)
  7. Mantstarchester (5029 points, 5 comments)
  8. _VisualEffects_ (4867 points, 51 comments)
  9. Banner80 (4814 points, 101 comments)
  10. The_Adventurist (4346 points, 84 comments)
Top Submissions
  1. NYPD drives around Harlem with their sirens on at 3am so people can't sleep. by nixtxt (85755 points, 5534 comments)
  2. Miami Police Officer charged after video emerges showing him kneeling on a pregnant womans neck, tasing her in the stomach twice. She miscarried shortly after. Officer lied in his report and fabricated events that never occured, charging her with Battery on an Officer and Felony Resisting. by Defenestration_Diety (48019 points, 1841 comments)
  3. Despite having a ticket to the event, Sheila Buck, a Tulsa resident, was arrested for wearing an “I can’t breathe” shirt. She was charged for trespassing despite having a ticket to the event. The Tulsa police have become a Trump’s personal lackeys. by mal_solor (41395 points, 1358 comments)
  4. We found 85,000 cops who’ve been investigated for misconduct. Now you can read their records... a few bad apples? Seems like the whole orchard is rotten by jpardue20 (38052 points, 826 comments)
  5. Cop who ‘threatened to shoot protesters through door of his home’ accidentally kills fellow police officer by lickmydick609 (30371 points, 1137 comments)
  6. Here is a video of them slashing the tires. My hard earned money goes to these idiots by Gplock (30110 points, 1098 comments)
  7. Police in Grand Rapids, Michigan spray a man directly in his face with pepper spray. ⁣ As he turns around, blinded, they fire a tear gas canister directly at his face from close range. ⁣ by tokenblackguy90 (26173 points, 1496 comments)
  8. Lyft Driver Pulled Over for Busted Tail Light, Black Passenger is Beaten and Choked Unconscious. by ItsJustATux (23807 points, 1741 comments)
  9. [Portland] 7/11/2020 Protester shot by impact munition last night. [graphic] by Nawpo (20341 points, 1824 comments)
  10. The LAPD in a perfect display of systemic racism by ApartheidReddit (20210 points, 548 comments)
Top Comments
  1. 7138 points: gameld's comment in NYPD drives around Harlem with their sirens on at 3am so people can't sleep.
  2. 5684 points: Hundewu's comment in NYPD drives around Harlem with their sirens on at 3am so people can't sleep.
  3. 4524 points: Mantstarchester's comment in NYPD drives around Harlem with their sirens on at 3am so people can't sleep.
  4. 3745 points: RuinedEye's comment in Cop who ‘threatened to shoot protesters through door of his home’ accidentally kills fellow police officer
  5. 3388 points: starvinggarbage's comment in Absolute unit takes a beating standing up. Portland, 7/19
  6. 3091 points: ItsJustATux's comment in Story in comments: Cop (Brian O'Quinn) stalked Rosalinda on and off for 9 years and then raped her in her home. Recently, another cop from the same department sexually assaulted her in broad daylight as she repeatedly demanded a female officer.
  7. 3043 points: soslime89's comment in He didn’t comply, he got back in his car, he threatened to kill an officer and wasn’t shot.
  8. 3030 points: Shh-NotUntilMyCoffee's comment in NYPD drives around Harlem with their sirens on at 3am so people can't sleep.
  9. 2965 points: ItsJustATux's comment in Lyft Driver Pulled Over for Busted Tail Light, Black Passenger is Beaten and Choked Unconscious.
  10. 2850 points: Paradox0111's comment in We found 85,000 cops who’ve been investigated for misconduct. Now you can read their records... a few bad apples? Seems like the whole orchard is rotten
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2020.10.24 04:10 PilviaSlath78 dae feel like it’s hopeless?

TW: mental health, abuse
i don’t understand why i’m alive if this is all there is. i was raised in an abusive household until 18, with me (only child) responsible for emotional caretaking, keeping up the house, was the punching bag for my mother. my father dealt with this by working late and drinking most nights. i was diagnosed with cPTSD from this experience alone.
i was engaged last year, but the relationship was unhealthy for both of us and i wanted to pursue a different life path. i’ve been sexually assaulted at least 3-5 times? as in acquaintances getting me hammered/fried to change my mind and consent. i moved out of my house just to live with a couple who raped my friend who visited one evening. they convinced her she had blacked out after 3 drinks, i’ve known her for years and this has never once happened. of course in their version she was wanting sex and they stopped when she did. they coerced me into taking nudes for OF and posted w/o permission. my pictures are forever out there for people to see the weakest moment of my life. i’d just gotten out of the hospital after a suicide attempt where i took so many medications my kidneys and liver were damaged. found this out after i woke up from a 21 hour nap on my bed, called poison control, then got an uber to the hospital. the week before that i’d been accused of abuse by my ex partners (it was a poly relationship that i was somehow convinced was a healthy dynamic, of course it was not.) my ex gf had threatened to kill herself by jumping from my apartment roof bc i couldn’t promise her i wanted forever after only 3 months. the next morning she wouldn’t let me out of the bed while our partner was cooking breakfast in the kitchen, and she terrified me with what she was saying. i had no doubt she could hurt herself or me as she’d mentioned stabbing the painting i’d given her on a short break from dating. covid and my abusive family got to me mentally. i broke down and was a bad partner, but i’d never assaulted my ex gf like she went on to claim on Instagram. this was to humiliate me to all of the people in her life i’d come to know p well by then. what happened was i was terrified of her hurting me and i begged for sex until she teased me and finally let me leave the room. the first thing she said outside the bedroom when i showed i was upset was “i didn’t force you to do anything did i?”
i’d hidden this relationship from my parents just like my engagement. i was homeless for a period in july and i couch hopped, staying in toxic relationships to maintain housing security bc i wouldn’t return home. my parents found out ab my photos being trafficked, i left the lease & got an apartment.
anyway, since then my life has been more failed relationships and sexual assaults. i’ve never been coping with my trauma so well in a depressed state, but i’ve had all my close friends leave me because my life is genuinely too sad to watch. it’s nearly impossible to find anyone who is not overwhelmed by even the smallest traumas in my life. i can barely function in school. my ptsd is constantly triggered. my extended family keeps dying and i won’t visit home for a lot of reasons. at this point i can’t imagine how anything could every change bc my life has just been 19 years of punishment.
i don’t understand why i am alive or what could possibly ever be worth this pain. is there anything past this low?
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2020.10.22 20:16 grill-tastic Black mothers nude

VERIFICATION HERE
SPREADSHEET and feel free to check out my sales posts on other subreddits :)

  • Shipping starts at $4 but will probably be more because polish is heavy :(
  • Feel free to haggle!! I want to get rid of everything!
  • Bundle pricing :)
  • I include freebies with purchases of more than 3 items
What I have for sale today:
Take all 3 reds (Roulette Rush, Haute in the Heat, Saucy Jack) for $12!
Take all 4 pinks (It’s Not Me It’s You, Kissed by Mist, I Think In Pink, Reverend Mothers) for $13!
Take all 4 orange + yellow (E-nuf is E-nuf, Peach Side Babe, Fizz-ical, Butter Him Up) for $11!
Take all 4 green (Tan-Lime, Dublin’ My Chances, Artsy Crafty, Fresh) for $13!
Take all 4 blue + purple (Green Beret, Royal, Saturated, Your Next!) for $16!
Take all 4 off-whites + nudes (Pure Porcelain, Adore A Ball, Care to Danse?, Demure Vixen) for $13!
Take all regular polish for $70! $20 savings :)
  • $4 Revlon Roulette Rush
  • $4 Essie Haute in the Heat
  • $6 Butter London Saucy Jack
  • $4 Orly It's Not Me, It's You
  • $5 Essie Kissed by Mist
  • $4 OPI I Think In Pink
  • $2 Femme Fatale Reverend Mothers
  • $4 Essie E-nuf is E-nuf
  • $4 Essie Peach Side Babe
  • $3 Nails Inc Fizz-ical
  • $2 POP A Razzi Butter Him Up
  • $2 Sally Hansen Tan-Lime
  • $3 Ulta Dublin' My Chances
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  • $4 Orly Fresh
  • $2 POP A Razzi Green Beret
  • $4 Revlon Royal
  • $4 Orly Saturated
  • $8 My Pretty Zombie Your Next!
  • $4 Orly Pure Porcelain
  • $4 Essie Adore A Ball
  • $4 OPI Care To Danse?
  • $3 Essie Demure Vixen
  • $1 or FWP Barielle Nail Brightener
  • $1 or FWP Barielle Natural Nail Camouflage
BRAND NEW CATEGORY: GEL POLISH
I purchased cheap gel polish and didn’t love it. I thought it was the quality so I purchased more expensive polish and I still didn’t love it- gel polish just isn’t for me. I noticed no difference in quality (but I am obviously not an expert). I am selling the cheaper and the pricier. I’m getting rid of basically 1 and a half starter kits!! Totally open to bundle pricing and haggling on these as well, as I just want them gone!
Take all Rosalind + Gelpolish for $10!
Take all Gelish + Color Club Gel for $33!
Take the Polygel kit + nail lamp for $5.50!
Take all gel polishes for $45! $10 savings :)
  • $25 Gelish Fantastic Four (PH Bond, Foundation, Top It Off, Nourish)
  • $12 Color Club Femme A La Mode
  • $1.50 Gelpolish Foundation
  • $1.50 Gelpolish Top It Off
  • $1.50 Rosalind Matte Top Coat
  • $1.50 Rosalind Diamond Top Coat
  • $1.50 Rosalind Black 03
  • $1.50 Rosalind White 02
  • $1.50 Rosalind Pink/Nude Glitter A721
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  • $1.50 SUNmini UV/LED USB nail lamp
  • $5 Mobray Polygel Starter Kit in Clear Nude 10
Thanks for reading!
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2020.10.22 00:30 pandasparkle Black mothers nude

Welcome! :D This is an updated list for those who purchased/swapped with me before

  • I am open to offers and bundles so don’t hesitate to ask! If you have any questions or clarification on any item, feel free to ask :)
  • Paypal G&S. Shipping from California to places within the US only, starting at $4 but will increase depending on how heavy/big the box is. I can calculate shipping for you before you purchase
  • Free gifts with purchase with any purchase! Categories include makeup (eyes, cheeks/face, lips), skincare, haircare. There is a variation of deluxe size products and sample packets. Amount of gifts increases with the purchase amount. You can request what category/categories you want as a free gift. More info at the end of post.
  • First come, first serve. Will move onto the next person if no reply within 12 hours. You can request to be next in line if I don't get a response.
  • Mainly looking to sell but will look at lists if you have any.
  • On my ISO/Swap list:
    • Colourpop Whole Nine Yards & Coast to Coast blush
  • Coming from smoke free, virus free, pet free home. Products will be sanitized before shipping. Products that have been slightly used/swatched were used/swatched from before 2020
UPDATE: I added FWP items throughout the post, you can add as many as you want (no max) but shipping may cost extra if it becomes too heavy. If you want to buy all the FWP items, let me know and we can come up with a deal :)
BN = Brand new, BNIB = Brand new in box, SU = Slightly used
Makeup Primers:
Becca Backlight Priming Filter Face Primer BNIB $16
Becca First Light Priming Filter Face Primer BNIB $16
Benefit The PoreFessional Pore Smoothing Face Primer Full Size 0.75 oz BNIB $14 each x4
Bobbi Brown Primer Plus Radiance SPF 35 80% left $5
Cover FX Blurring Primer 1.0 oz 80% left $5
Elf Poreless Putty Primer BNIB $6 each x2
I Heart Revolution Strawberry Whip Pore Blurring Primer 0.91 oz BN $4
Makeup Forever HD Primer 10% left $2
Smashbox Photo Finish Minimize Pores Primer Full Size 1 oz BNIB $14
Smashbox Photo Finish Foundation Primer Color Correcting Adjust Travel Size 0.50 BN $9
Wet n Wild PhotoFocus Water Drop Primer 0.68 oz “Coconut”, “Cucumber”, “Rose (x2)” BN $4 each
Foundations, Concealers, Powders:
Anastasia Beverly Hills Luminous Foundation 1 oz BNIB $20
Clinique BIY Blend It Yourself Pigment Drops “130 MF-G” BNIB $12
Clinique Even Better All Over Concealer + Eraser “WN 04 Bone” BNIB $16
Clinique Even Better Makeup Broad Spectrum SPF 15 BNIB $16
Clinique Superbalanced Makeup “27 Alasbaster N” Used $5
Erborian Korean Skin Therapy CC Cream Radiance Color Corrector Broad Spectrum SPF25 “Golden” 1.5 oz x1 $20 0.5 oz x2 $10
It Cosmetics Bye Bye Under Eye Full Coverage Anti Aging Waterproof Concealer “Medium” BNIB $18
Nyx Born To Glow Naturally Radiant Foundation 1.01 oz SU $5
Smashbox Studio Skin Hydrating Foundation 1 oz BNIB $20
Tarte Creaseless Concealer “Light Medium Neutral” BNIB $13
Tarte Rainforest of Sea Wipeout Color-Correcting Palette SU (W/ Box) $16
Tarte Shape Tape Concealer “Light Neutral” BNIB $14
Too Faced Born This Way Ethereal Setting Powder “Translucent” BNIB $17 each x2
Too Faced Super Coverage Multi Use Sculpting Concealer “Warm Beige” BNIB $16
Ulta Beauty Youthful Glow Foundation 1.1 oz BNIB $6
Urban Decay Naked Skin Weightless Complete Coverage Concealer 0.16 oz “Light Warm” BNIB $12
Urban Decay Naked Skin Weightless Complete Coverage Concealer 0.16 oz “Light Warm” SU $6 or FWP
Urban Decay Naked Skin Color Correcting Fluid 0.21 oz “Orange” SU $6 or FWP
Urban Decay Naked Skin Color Correcting Fluid 0.21 oz “Green” SU $6 or FWP
Setting Sprays:
Colourpop Crystal Setting Spray “Aquamarine”, “Aventurine” BNIB $10 each
Flower Beauty Seal the Deal Hydrating Setting Spray Dewy Finish 3.04 oz BN $7
Flower Beauty Seal the Deal Long Lasting Setting Spray Matte Finish 3.04 oz BN $7
Jane Iredale Pommisst Hydration Spray 3.04 oz BN $15 each x2
J.Cat Beauty Spray Set Go Makeup Setting Spray Aloe Vera Infused BN $2 Or FWP
Mac Prep + Prime Fix+ Spray Full Size 3.4 oz BNIB $16 each x2
Milani Make It Last Setting Spray Full Size 2.03 oz BN $5 each x7
Ofra Makeup Fixer 2 oz $4 or FWP
PUR Haze Mist Setting Spray CBD Replenishing Facial Setting Spray BNIB $10
Revlon Photoready Prep, Set, Refresh Mist Sprayed a few times $3 or FWP
Urban Decay All Nighter Setting Spray 4.0 oz BNIB $19
Wet n Wild PhotoFocus 3-in-1 Primer Water 1.52 oz “Coconut”, “Cucumber”, “Rose (x2)” BN $4 each
Eyebrows:
Anastasia Beverly Hills Brow Wiz Skinny Brow Pencil Full Size: Shades Chocolate (x14), Dark Brown (x3), Ebony (x6), Medium Brown (x13), Soft Brown (x12) BNIB $12 each
Anastasia Beverly Hills Brow Definer Triangular Brow Pencil Full Size: Shades Chocolate (x2), Medium Brown (x3), Soft Brown (x2) BNIB $13 each
Benefit Goof Proof Brow Pencil Easy Shape & Fill Full Size: Shades 3 (x2), 3.5 (x3), 4.5 (x3), 5 (x1) Full Size BNIB $14 each
Benefit KaBrow Cream Gel Eyebrow Color Full Size: Shade “3” BN no box, “5” Swatched a little w/ box $12 each
Benefit Soft & Natural Brows Kit Shade 6 Includes Full Size Goof Proof Brow Pencil, High Brow Pencil, mini 24hr Brow Setter, and Shaping Stencils BNIB $20
Elf Clear Brow & Lash Mascara “Clear” BN $1 each x3 or FWP
NYX Control Freak Eyebrow Gel BN $3 each x3 or FWP
Eyes:
Ardell Baby Demi x3 & Baby Wispies x4 BN $2 each or FWP
Ardell Demi Wispies 4 pack BN $6 each x5
Benefit They’re Real Mascara Full Size BNIB $14
Burt’s Bees Nourishing Eyeliner “Soft Black” $1 or FWP
Colourpop Pressed Powder Shadow Single “143” BNIB $1 or FWP
Covergirl Peacock Flare Mascara “Intense Black” BN $2 each x3 or FWP
Covergirl Lashblast Volume Mascara “Very Black” BN $2 or FWP
Covergirl Clean Fresh Mascara “Extreme Black” BN $2 or FWP
It Cosmetics Superhero Elastic Stretch Volumizing Mascara Full Size BN $12
Kiss Lash Couture “Gala” BN $3 each x3
Laura Geller Glamlash Dramatic Volumizing Mascara “Black” BN $10
Loreal Lash Paradise Mascara “Blackest Black” BN $5
Maybelline Total Temptation Mascara “Blackest Black” BN $5
Milani Stay Put Eyeliner “03 Duchess” BN $4 or FWP
NYX Glitter “Blue (Sealed)”, “Bronze (BN)”, “Crystal (BN)”, “Gold (BN)”, “Red (BN)”, “Style Star (BN)”, “Teal(SU) ” $2 each or $9 for all
NYX Jumbo Eye Pencil “Milk” BN $3 each x2 or FWP
Ofra Eyeshadow Single “Gold Rush” BNIB $4
Tarte Tarteteist Metallic Shadow “Shake Down” BNIB $5 each x2
TheBalm Overshadow The Sexpots Loose Eyeshadow “No Money, No Honey” BN $5
Ulta Beauty Glitter Eye Top Coat “Born To Shine” BN $2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Perfect Pair Eyeshadow Duo Includes “Petite” and “Beauty Junkie” BNIB $6
Ulta Beauty Eyeliner Pencil “Blackout” BN $1 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Gel Eyeliner Pencil “Blackout” BN $3 x2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Matte Eye Primer “Nude” BN $5
Ulta Beauty Plush Drama Volumizing Mascara BN $4 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Bold Ambition Volumizing & Conditioning Mascara BN $4 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Limitless Lashes Lengthening & Volumizing Mascara BN $4 x2 or FWP
Urban Decay 24/7 Glide On Waterproof Eye Pencil Full Size “Perversion” BNIB $15 each x3
Wet n Wild Photofocus Eyeshadow Primer “Only a Matter of Prime” 0.34 oz BNIB $2 or FWP
Cheeks (Highlighters, Blushes, Bronzers):
Anastasia Beverly Hills Liquid Glow Highlighter “Peach Fizz” BNIB $15
Becca Shimmering Skin Perfector Pressed “Rose Gold” Mini size 0.085 oz BNIB $9
Benefit Hoola Bronzer Full Size BN $16
Colourpop Super Shock Highlighter “Coastin’” BNIB $8
Colourpop x Disney Villains Super Shock Highlighter “Mistress of All Evil (Maleficent)” BNIB $12
Cover fx Custom Enhancer Drops “Moonlight” BNIB $27
Covergirl Clean Fresh Cooling Glow Stick “400 So Gilty” BN $4
Elf Baked Highlighter “Blush Gems”, “Moonlight Pearls” SU $1 each or FWP
Essence Pure Nude Highlighter “Be My Highlight” SU $3 or FWP
Kora Organics Rose Quartz Luminizer Swatched $5 or FWP
Makeup Revolution Ultra Strobe Stick “Peach Lightening” BN $2 each x2 or FWP
Makeup Revolution The One Sculpt Contour Stick “Contour” x2 BNIB $2 each or FWP
Makeup Revolution Highlighting Palette “Fierce Mind” BN $8
Models Own Sculpt & Glow Highlighter Stick “Incandescent 03” BNIB $3 or FWP
NYX Whipped Wonderland Liquid Highlighter Limited Edition “LH001 Flight of the Fairy” BNIB $7
NYX Away We Glow Illuminating Powder “Brick Road” BN $5
Ofra Eyeshadow/Highlighter Single “Bliss” BN $9 each x2
Physicians Formula Murumuru Butter Bronzer “Bronzer” BNIB $8
Physicians Formula Bronze Booster Glow Boosting Pressed Bronzer “Medium to Dark” Swatched $4 or FWP
Physicians Formula Murumuru Butter Blush “Natural Glow” BN $5
Physicians Formula Murumuru Butter Blush “Plum Rose” SU $3 or FWP
Physicians Formula Murumuru Butter Highlighter “Pearl” BN $5
Tarte Park Ave Princess Amazonian Clay Bronzer Full size BNIB $15
Too Faced Tutti Frutti Fruit Cocktail Blush Duo “Plumagranate” BNIB $10
Wet n Wild Color Icon Bronzer “Palm Beach Ready” BN $2 or FWP
Wet n Wild Color Icon Bronzer “Ticket to Brazil” BN $2 or FWP
Wet n Wild Color Icon Bronzer “Reserve Your Cabana” SU $2 or FWP
Wet n Wild Megaglo Illuminating Palette “320 Catwalk Pink” SU $2 or FWP
Wet n Wild Megoglo Hello Halo Liquid Highlighter “Halo, Goodbye” BN $3 or FWP
Wet n Wild Megaglo Highlighting Bar Limited edition “Earth” BN $10
Wet n Wild Megaglo Highlighting Gold Bar “Holly Gold Head” BN $4
Wet n Wild Megaglo Loose Highlighting Powder Limited edition “Moon Tears”, “Written in the Stars” BN $10 each
Ulta Beauty Duo Chrome Illuminator “Prismatic Mermaid” BN $8 x2
Palettes:
Colourpop Blue Moon Eyeshadow Palette SU $7
Colourpop iluvsarahii Chic-y Palette Not used but one shade is broken & mirror is not glued to palette $7
Dose of Colors Hidden Treasures Palette BNIB $30
Dose of Colors Marvelous Mauves Eyeshadow Palette BNIB $17
Juvia’s Place The Douce Eyeshadow Palette SU $10
KVD Shade & Light Eyeshadow Palette Slightly Swatched $28
Laura Geller Montauk Escape Eye and Face Palette SU $15
Makeup Revolution Reload Eyeshadow Palette “Vitality”, “Newtrals 3” BN $5 each
Makeup Revolution Love Conquers All Eyeshadow Palette BN $5
Makeup Revolution #Selfie Eyeshadow Palette BNIB $5
Milani Everyday Eyes Eyeshadow Palette “05 Earthy Elements” SU $3
Lorac Unzipped Desert Sunset Eyeshadow Palette (No mini eyeshadow primer) SU $17
Smashbox Cover Shot Golden Hour Eye Palette BNIB $12
Too Faced Sweet Peach Eyeshadow Palette BNIB $30
Ulta Eyeshadow Palette and Blush & Bronzer Duo BN $4
Ulta Eyeshadow Palette and Highlighter & Bronzer Duo BN $4
Ulta Eyeshadow Quad “Natural” BN $1 or FWP
Vera Mona Lotus Eyeshadow Palette Swatched $10
Wet n Wild ColorIcon Eyeshadow Quad Limited Edition “Secret Garden Rendezvous” BN $6
Magnetic Palettes: Ofra (includes blush) BN $10 each x2 , Colourpop $10 each x2
Lips (Highend)
Anastasia Beverly Hills Lip Gloss “Luna” BNIB $10
BareMinerals Gen Nude Buttercream Lipgloss “Tantalize” BNIB $8
BareMinerals BarePro Longwear Lipstick “Petal” BNIB $9
Becca Liquid Crystal Lip Topper Glow Gloss “Champagne Dream x Bellini” BNIB $9
Buxom Full On Lip Polish Full Size BNIB “Debbie” (x3, one w/ no box), “Hailey”, “Maddy” (no box), “Sarah”, “Trixie”, “White Russian” (no box) $9 each
Dose of Colors Liquid Matte Lipstick “Bare With Me” BNIB $10
Elizabeth Arden Plush Up Lip Gelato “Red Door Crush 15” BN $10
Fenty Mattemoiselle Plush Matte Lipstick “Snatched” BNIB $9
Juice Beauty Phyto Pigments Liquid Lip “18 Gwyneth” BNIB $10
Lime Crime Diamond Crusher “Lit”, “Trip”, “Unicorn” BNIB $10 each
Lime Crime Lip Glaze (Butter + Glaze) “Rosemary” BNIB $10
Lime Crime Velvetine Liquid Matte Liquid “Bleached” BNIB $12 each x2
Lipstick Queen “Morning Sunshine” Lipstick BNIB $19 each x2
Lipstick Queen Invisible Lip Liner BNIB $9 each x2
MAC Patrick Starrr Retro Matte Lipstick “Hey Boy, Hey” BN $19
MAC Patrick Starrr Retro Matte Lipstick “Mamastarrr” Never used but has dried spots from lipstick sweating (still in good condition) $15
MAC Patrick Starrr Lipglass “Mamastarrr” BNIB $20
MAC Matte Lipstick “Marrakesh” x2 BNIB $10 each
MAC Very Valuable Lipglass Mini Kit 1 BNIB $6
Ofra Long Lasting Liquid Lipstick “Bel Air BN”, “Laguna Beach (x2)” BNIB $12, “Las Olas (SU)” $9, “Mina (x2 one w/out box) $12, “Monaco (x3 one w/out box) BNIB $12
Smashbox Always On Cream to Matte Lipstick "Stepping Out" BNIB $9
Smashbox Always On Liquid Lipstick “Spoiler Alert” BNIB $9
Stila Shine Fever Lip Vinyl “Speedway” BNIB $9
Stila Lip Glaze “Ruby Grapefruit DW” BN $5
Tarte Tarteist Lip Crayon “Blackout” BNIB $3
TheBalm Plump Your Pucker Lip Gloss “Exaggerate” BNIB $9
Too Faced Melted Latex Liquified High Shine Lipstick “Hopeless Romantic” “Safe Word” BN $7 each
Too Faced Melted Liquified Long Wear Lipstick “Sugar” SU $6
Too Faced Tutti Frutti Juicy Fruits Comfort Lip Glaze “Who Gives A Fig?” BNIB $6
Urban Decay Kristen Leanne Liquid Lipstick “Forget” BNIB $10
Urban Decay Kristen Leanne Liquid Lipstick “Forgive”& “Forget” BNIB $20
Urban Decay Ultra Cushion Lip Gloss “Shadowheart” BNIB $8
Urban Decay Vice Special Effects Lip Topcoat “Copycat” BNIB $5
Woosh Beauty Spin-On Lip Gloss “Glam Peach” BNIB $9
Lips (Drugstore): BUY INDIVIDUALLY OR FWP (Take as much as you want)
Colourpop Disney Villains Ultra Glossy Lip “Puppies!!! (Prismatic)” BNIB $10
Colourpop Lippie Stix “Only You (Creme)” BNIB $6
Elf Beautifully Bare Satin Lipstick “Touch of Berry” BNIB $3 each x3 or FWP
Elf Gotta Glow Lip Tint “Perfect Berry” BNIB $2 or FWP
Essence Shine Shine Shine Lipgloss “Behind the Scenes (Clear)” $2 each x2 or FWP
Fizz & Bubble Lip Scrub “Cherry Slush x2”, “Sugar Tart” BN $5 each “Watermelon (not sealed but not used)” $2 or FWP
LA Girl Glitter Magic Shimmer Shifting Lip Color “Champagne Fizz” BN $2 each x2 or FWP
Loreal Limited Edition Balmain Lipstick “Fever” BN $8
Makeup Revolution Lipstick “Chauffuer” BN $2 or FWP
Maybelline Baby Lips Lip Balm “Beam of Blush (Crystal)“, “Cherry Me” BN $1 each or FWP
Maybelline Colorsensational Lipstick “379 Fuchsia For Me x3”, “565 Almond Rose” BN $3 each or FWP
Noyah Organic Lip Balm "Spearmint", "Vanilla" BN $2 each or FWP
NYX Lip Lingerie Gloss “Euro Trash” & NYX Lip Lingerie Matte Liquid Lipstick “Exotic” BN $4 each
NYX Soft Matte Lip Cream “Copenhagen”, “Paris”, “Prague” BN $3 each or FWP
NYX Suede Matte Lip Liner “Subversive Socialite” BN $3 each x2 or FWP
NYX Suede Matte Lip Liner “Stockholm” BN $3 or FWP
Rimmel London Exaggerate Full Colour Lip Liner “063 Eastend Snob” BN $3 or FWP
Skinfix Lip Coconut Mint “Natural Coconut Mint”, “Natural Lemon Mint”, “Natural Watermelon Mint x2” BN $2 each or FWP
Sleek Major Matte Lip Cream “Rioja Red” BN $1 or FWP
Sleek Shattered Glass Lip Topper “Bad Moon”, “Hoax” BN $2 each or FWP
Soap & Glory Poutstanding Lip Contouring Crayon “No Candy Do” BNIB $5 x2 each or FWP
Sunbum Sunscreen Lip Balm SPF 30 “Coconut” BN $2 each or FWP
Ulta Beauty Juice Infused Lip Oil “Coconut” “Sweet Rose x2” BN $3 each O FWP
Ulta Beauty Tinted Juice Infused Lip Oil “Passionate Peach” BN $5 each x2
Ulta Beauty Luxe Lipstick “Mischievous”, “Social Status (x3)” BN $2 each or FWP
Ulta Beauty Lip Plumping Transforming Top Coat “Ethereal” BN $2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Shiny Sheer Lip Gloss “Pink” BN $2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Peach Lip Balm BN $2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Sunscreen Lip Balm SPF 30 “Punchy Pomegranate Lip Balm”, “Tropical Coconut Lip Balm” $1 each or FWP
Wet N Wild Megalast Liquid Catsuit “Nudist Peach” “Ride on My Copper x3 (Metallic)” BN $2 each or FWP
Wet N Wild PerfectPout Lip Scrub Limited Edition “Citrus Elixir” Not sealed but not used $2 or FWP
Skincare: BareMineral Complexion Rescue Defense Radiant Protective Veil SPF 30 1.7 oz BNIB $29
Becca Skin Love Glow Elixir 0.98 oz BNIB $16
Clinique ID Cartridge for Pores & Uneven Texture 0.34 oz BNIB $10
Clinique ID Dramatically different hydrating jelly 3.9 oz BNIB $19
Clinique 3 Step Skincare System Dry Combination Skin Type 2 includes Dramatically different moisturizing lotion (0.5 oz), Liquid Facial Soap Mild (1 oz), Clarifying Lotion 2 (1 oz) $8
Clinique Dewy Delights Set: Includes Moisture Surge 72 Hr Auto Replenishing Hydrator 0.5 oz, Moisture Surge Overnight Mask 1 oz, Moisture Surge Face Spray Thirsty Skin Relief 1 oz, Chubby Stick Moisturizing Lip Colour Balm “Woppin’ Watermelon” BNIB $19
Colourpop Fourth Ray Feelin’ Plumpy Face Milk Kit 3 x 0.47 oz BNIB $18
Crepe Erase Flaw-Fix Eye Cream 0.5 oz BNIB $35
DermaDoctor Wrinkle Revenge Rescue & Protect Eye Balm 0.5 oz BNIB $35
Dermalogica Daily Microfoliant SU $37
Dermalogica Intensive Moisture Balance 1.7 oz BNIB $29 each
Dermalogica Phyto-Nature Firming Serum BNIB (Retail Price $145) $95
Elizabeth Arden Ceramide Lift and Firm Eye Cream Sunscreen SPF 15 BNIB $20 Elizabeth Arden Visible Difference Skin Balancing Exfoliating Cleanser (Combination) 4.2 oz BN $10
Foreo Day Cleanser Awakening Radiance Yogurt 2 oz BNIB $10
Foreo Night Cleanser Celestial Melting Gel 2 oz BNIB $10
First Aid Beauty Pure Skin Face Cleanser 5.0 oz x4 $12 each
First Aid Beauty Ultra Repair Cream 2 oz SU $9
First Aid Beauty Ultra Repair Cream 6 oz: “Honeysuckle” BN $34
Formula 10.0.6 Masks: Be Berry Awake Energizing Peel Mask, Be Berry Bright Exfoliating Mud Mask, Be Berry Clear Illuminating Peel Mask, Be Berry Fresh Balancing Mud Mask, Be Berry Smooth Moisturizing Peel Mask, Pores Be Pure Skin-Clarifying Mud Mask $5 each or $20 for all
Glow Recipe Avocado Sleep Set Includes Avocado Melt Sleeping Mask 2.7 oz & Sleeping Mask BNIB $30
H20 + Rapids Probiotic Sorbet Moisturizer 1.7 oz BNIB $15
IT Cosmetic Confidence In An Eye Cream 0.5 oz BNIB $20
Kate Somerville EradiKate Acne Treatment 1 oz BNIB $18
Kate Somerville ExfoliKate Intensive Exfoliating Treatment 2 oz BN $75
Kiwi Botanicals Purifying Honey Melt Facial Cleanser 3.1 oz BN $6
Kopari Coconut Face Cream 2.5 oz BNIB $25
Kopari Coconut Melt 5.1 oz BN $15 each
Kopari Coconut Rose Toner 5.1 oz BNIB $19
Kopari Coconut TLC Kit: Includes Coconut melt (2.5 oz), and Lip glossy (0.35 oz) BNIB $19
Mario Badescu Vitamin C Serum 1 oz BN $30
Murad Age Reform Hydo-Dynamic Ultimate Moisture 1.7 oz BNIB $39
Murad Hydrating Toner 6 oz BN $15
Murad Resurgence Retinol Youth Renewal Serum 1.0 oz BNIB (Retail Price $89) $65
Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry Touch Sunscreen SPF 45 BN 2 pack $10, one $6
No 7 Early Defense Glow Activating Serum 1 oz BN $18
Oars + Alps Wake Up Eye Stick 0.5 oz BNIB $10
OLAY Complete Daily Moisturizer SPF 15 Combination/Oily 6 oz BNIB $6
Peter Thomas Roth Max Complexion Correction Pads Super Size 90 Pads BNIB $46
Philosophy Clear Days Ahead Oil Free Salicylic Acid Acne Treatment Cleanser 3 oz $6
ProactivMD Blackhead Dissolving Gel 1 oz BNIB $10
Shea Moisture African Black Soap Bamboo Charcoal Detoxifying Drying Lotion BN $7
Soap & Glory Scrub Atomic Daily Face Polish 3.3 oz BNIB $6
Soap & Glory Scrub Your Nose In It Two Minute T-Zone Detox Scrub 5 oz BN $5
Tony Moly Peach Punch Sherbet Cleansing Balm 2.82 oz $10
Ulta Beauty 24k Magic Metallic Peel Off Mask Rose Gold 3.4 oz BN $9
Ulta Beauty Hydraburst Leave On Mask 1.7 oz BN $9
UpCircle Face Scrub Floral Blend $4
Body Care: Ahava Deadsea Water Mineral Hand Cream 1.3 oz BN $4 each x3
Ahava Smoothing Body Lotion Superfood Kale & Turmeric 1.3 oz
Bath & Body Works Body Lotion “Into The Wild” 8 oz SU $3
H20+ Beauty Oasis Body Gel Moisturizer (2 oz) & Sea Green Body Butter (1 oz) BN $2 each
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 2.25 oz “Star Jasmine & Vanilla” (Limited Edition) BN $8
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 17 oz: “Cinnamon Sugar & Vanilla Butter Creme (Limited Edition)” BN $20
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 17 oz: “Mandarin Orange & Key Lime (Limited Edition)” BN $20
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 17 oz: “Original" Summer Edition Packaging BN $15
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 21 oz: “Original” BN $30
Pacifica After Sun Body Spray 6 oz” “Blood Orange” SU $5
Pacifica After Sun Body Spray 6 oz: “Pineapple Flower” SU $5
Pacifica Mineral SPF 50 Body Butter 5 oz: “Blood Orange” SU $5
Physicians Formula Body Butter 0.5 oz BN $8
Rituals The Ritual of Sakura Magic Touch Body Cream 2.3 oz “Organic Rice Milk & Cherry Blossom” x4 BN $5 each
Victoria’s Secret Body Lotion “Exotic Bloom” 8 oz BN $8
Victoria’s Secret Pink Body Mist and Lotion Mini “Warm & Cozy” 2.5 oz BN $3 each
(Free Rituals The Ritual of Ayurveda Hand Balm 0.33 oz “Indian Rose & Sweet Almond Oil” BN x2 w/ $10 body care purchase, while supplies last)
Haircare: American Crew Fiber Cream 3.3 oz $5
Bed Head Superstar Queen For a Day Thickening Spray 10.2 oz BN $8
Matrix Biolage Thermal Active Repair Gloss Lightweight Serum 3.0 oz SU $2
Honest Beauty Truly Restored Leave In Conditioner 4.2 oz BN $8 each
Klorane Soothing & Anti-Irritating Gel Conditioner with Peony 5 oz $8 each
Matrix Total Results 20 Miracle Creator 6.8 oz BN $8
Pravana The Perfect Blonde Seal & Protect Leave In 10.1 oz BN $12
Redken Pillow Proof Blow Dry Express Primer 5.7 oz $10 each x2 or $16 for both (defective bottle will come free w/ purchase of one or both x1)
Redken One United All in One Multi Benefit Treatment 13.5 oz $15
Redken Set Includes deluxe size: All Soft shampoo and conditioner, One United, Triple Take 32 hairspray BNIB $8 each x5
Applicators & Tools: It Brushes for Ulta Velvet Luxe Buffing Foundation No 301 BNIB $30
Lime Crime Hot Stuff Brush Set BNIB $15
Real Techniques Brush Crush Cosmic Sponge Duo BNIB $5
Tangle Teezer On the Go Detangling Hairbrush Hello Kitty BNIB $13
Nail Polish: OPI Nail Lacquer “Have A Grape Summer”, “N-Iceland” BN $5 each
Sally Hansen Miracle Gel Set “131 Coral Carnival” BNIB $10
Free: Sally Hansen Complete Salon Manicure Mini Nail Polish “231 Red My Lips” w/ $10 nail purchase
Fragrances: Clean Rain & Pear Rollerball 0.17 oz BN $9 each x2
Clinique Happy 0.14 oz BNIB $8
Define Me Hair Fragrance Mist Delphine 0.1 oz BN (Came half filled) $3 each
DKNY Nectar Love Rollerball EDP 0.1 oz $9 each
Giorgio Armani Si Pasione EDP 0.25 oz BNIB $12 each x2
Jimmy Choo Fever 0.15 oz $9 BNIB each x2
Kate Spade Walk On Air BN $10
Kate Spade Walk On Air Sunshine Rollerball .34 oz BNIB $15
Nest Fragrances Holiday Scented Candle BN $5
Philosophy Amazing Grace 0.35 oz BN $10
YSL Black Opium EDP 0.25 oz BNIB $12
Free Gifts with Purchase: Free with purchases! DEAL: Take 10 for $15!
Deluxe sizes
Eyes:
Eyebrow:
  • Anastasia Beverly Hills Brow Wiz 0.0008 oz “Dark Brown” x2, “Medium Brown” x6, “Soft Brown”
Eyeliner:
  • Ofra Eyeliner “Black”
  • Ulta Beauty Gel Eyeliner “Black Out”
Mascara:
  • Butter Double Decker Lashes Mascara 0.18 oz x2
  • Buxom Big Tease Plumping Mascara 0.06 ox
  • Estee Lauder Sumptuous Extreme Lash Multiplying Volume Mascara “01 Extreme Black” x4
  • It Cosmetics Superhero Mascara
  • Mac In Extreme Dimension Lash x9
  • Maybelline Great Lash Blackest Black 0.15 oz x4
  • Maybelline Lash Sensational Full Fan Effect 0.15 oz x1
  • Loreal Voluminous Mascara Primer 0.05 oz x4
  • PUR Fully Charged Mascara Powdered by Magnetic Technology 0.17 oz x3
  • Stila Huge Extreme Lash Mascara
  • Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara 0.13 oz x17
  • Too Faced Mascara Melt Off 0.01 oz x7
  • Urban Decay Perversion Mascara 0.1 oz x2
  • Urban Decay Troublemaker Mascara 0.08 oz x7
Face:
Blush:
  • Smashbox L.A Lights Blendable Lip & Cheek Color “Silver Lake Sunset” 0.03 oz
Bronzer:
  • Benefit Hoola Bronzer 0.1 oz
  • Cargo Swimmables Water Resistant Bronzer 0.10 oz x4
  • Lorac TANtalizer Buildable Bronzing Powder “Sun Daze” 0.12 oz
  • Too Faced Chocolate Soleil Medium/Deep Matte Bronzer 0.08 oz x2
Highlighter:
  • Becca Shimmering Skin Perfector Liquid “Opal” 0.2 oz x4
  • Cover Fx Custom Enhancer Drops “Moonlight” 0.095 oz x7
  • Dermablend Glow Creator Liquid Highlighter 0.13 oz x2
  • LA Girl Strobe Lite Strobing Powder 0.07 oz
  • Laura Geller Baked Gelato Swirl Illuminator “Diamond Dust” x2
  • Tarte Amazonian Clay 12 hour highlighter “Exposed” 0.07 oz
  • Winky Lux Holographic Highlighter “Charm” 0.11 oz x5
Primer:
  • BareMinerals Prime Time Original Foundation Primer 0.05 oz
  • Becca First Light Priming Filter 0.2 oz x6
  • Becca Velvet Blurring Primer 0.16 oz
  • Cover Fx Blurring Primer 0.16 oz
  • Cover Fx Mattifying Primer w/ Anti-Acne Treatment 0.16 oz x5
  • Elf Luminous Putty Primer 0.14 oz x2
  • Laura Geller Spackle Hydrating Moisturizing Under Makeup Primer 0.50 oz x3
  • Loreal Infallible Matte-Lock Mattifying Primer 0.25 x2
  • Mac Prep + Prime Natural Radiance Primer 0.2 oz x2
  • Mac Strobe Cream 0.2 oz x3
  • Maybelline Master Prime Primer “050 Hydrate + Smooth” 0.5 oz x2
  • PUR No Filter Blurring Photography Primer 0.24 oz x2
  • Smashbox Photo Finish Primer 0.25 oz x5
  • Smashbox Photo Fix Primerizer
  • Too Faced Hangover Rx Replenishing Face Primer 0.16 oz x6
  • Ulta Beauty Hydrating Face Primer 0.34 oz
  • Ulta Beauty Mattifying Face Primer 0.5 oz
  • Ulta Beauty Poreless Face Primer 0.5 oz x3
Setting Spray:
  • Urban Decay All Nighter Spray 0.5 oz x6
Foundation & Concealer:
  • LA Girl Concealer “Creamy Beige” x4
  • Lancome Teint Idole Ultra Wear SPF 15 0.169 oz “310 Bisque C” “420 Bisque N”
Powder:
  • BareMinerals Original Mineral Veil 0.03 oz x4
  • Becca Hydra-Mist Set & Refresh Powder 0.05 oz x2
  • Dermablend Loose Setting Powder 0.18 oz x1 0.11 oz x1
Lips:
Lip gloss:
  • Anastasia Beverly Hills Lip Gloss 0.07 oz “Kristen x4”, “St. Tropez x4”, “Toffee x2”, “Vintage x3”
  • BareMinerals Gen Nude Patent Lip Lacquer “Darling” 0.03 oz x2
  • Beauty by Popsugar Be The Boss Lip Gloss “Time After Time” 0.085 x7
  • Buxom Full On Lip Polish “Dolly”, “White Russian x3” 0.05 oz
  • Lime Crime Diamond Crusher “Lit” 0.07 oz x2
  • Lorac Alter Ego Lip Gloss “Goddess” 0.02 oz
  • Mac Lipglass “Lovechild x2” “Love You Big Time” 0.08 oz
  • Smashbox Metallic Lip Gloss
  • Soap & Glory Sexy Mother Pucker Pillow Plump Lip Gloss “Pinkwell” 0.13 oz x5
  • Tarte Lip Sculptor Lipstick & Lipgloss “VIP”
  • Tarte Tarteist Glossy Lip Paint “Goals” 0.034 oz
  • Too Faced Sweet Peach Creamy Peach Oil Lip Gloss 0.04 oz x4 x3
  • Ulta Beauty Jelly Gloss Lip Gel "Sunshine" x2
  • Urban Decay Hi-Fi Shine Lip Gloss “Naked”
Lipstick:
  • Anastasia Beverly Hills Liquid Lipstick “Crush” 0.08 oz
  • Buxom Serial Kisser Plumping Lip Stain “Pucker Up Dolly” 0.05 oz x2
  • Buxom Va-Va-Plump Shiny Liquid Lipstick “Wine Me” 0.05 oz x2
  • Lime Crime Velvetine “Red Rose” 0.07 oz
  • Lipstick Queen “Hello Sailor”, “Medieval x3” 0.05 oz
  • Mac Satin Lipstick "Twig" x2
  • Nars Powermatte Lip Pigment “Starwoman” 0.06 oz x2
  • Stila Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick “Beso”, “Patina”
  • Too Faced Melted Matte Liquid Lipstick 0.08 oz “Queen B” x3
  • Ulta Beauty Matte Lip Cream “Striking” x2
  • Ulta Beauty Matte Metallic Liquid Lipstick
  • Urban Decay Vice Lipstick “Bad Blood x2”, “Manic x2” 0.03 oz
Lipbalm * Jack Black Intense Therapy Lip Balm “Natural Mint & Shea Butter” 0.1 oz x2
Skincare:
Algenist:
  • Genius Ultimate Anti-Aging Cream
  • Firming and Lifting Cream x3
Belief Moisturizing Eye Bomb 0.17 oz x2
Boscia Cactus Water Moisturizer 0.52 oz
Cerave Moisturizing Lotion 1 oz x2
Clarins:
  • Extra Firming Jour Wrinkle control firming day cream SPF 15 x2
Clinique:
  • Clarifying Lotion Twice a Day Exfoliator Combination Oily 3 x2
  • Clinique Smart Broad Spectrum SPF 15 Custom Repair Moisturizer 0.5 oz x2
  • Liquid Facial Soap Mild Dry Combination x3 (one with a print)
  • Dramatically Different Hydrating Jelly x11
Dear, klairs Supple Preparation Facial Toner 1.01 oz
Dermadoctor Lucky Bamboo Fermented Wasabi Pressed Serum 0.34 oz x3
Dermalogica:
  • Phyto Replenish Oil 0.17 oz x4
  • Sound Sleep Cocoon 0.24 oz
Earthly Body Miracle Oil 0.34 oz x2
Elemis Pro Collagen Marine Cream Anti Aging 0.5 oz
Elizabeth Arden * Eight Hour Cream Skin Protectant * Prevage Day Anti Aging Moisture Cream SPF 50
Estee Lauder:
  • Advanced Night Repair 0.23 oz
  • Revitalizing Supreme +
Exuviance:
  • Firm NG 6 Non Acid Peel x2
  • Targeted Wrinkle Repair
  • Total Correct + Sculpt Serum
  • Triple Microdermabrasion Face Polish 0.35 oz x2
  • Exuviance Overnight Transformation Complex 0.35 oz x2
First Aid Beauty Ultra Repair Cream 1 oz x2
Glamglow Glowstarter Mega Illuminating Moisturizer “Nude Glow” 0.24 oz
H20 Beauty Infinity Chin & Neck Firmer 0.25 oz
It Cosmetics:
  • Confidence in A Cleanser 0.6 oz
  • Confidence in A Cream 0.237 oz x2
  • Confidence in An Eye Cream 0.169 oz
  • Confidence in A Gel Lotion 0.17 oz x2
Juice Beauty
  • Stem Cellular Anti Wrinkle Booster Serum 0.26 oz x4
Kiehls Ultra Facial Cream
La Roche-Posay:
  • Effaclar Mat Moisturizer 3ml
  • Lipikar Balm Intense Repair Moisturizing Cream 0.5 oz
  • Lipikar Lotion Daily Repair Moisturizer Lotion 0.5 oz
Mario Badescu:
  • Aloe Vera Toner 1 oz x2
  • Facial Spray w Aloe, Sage, and Orange Blossom 1 oz x2
  • Rose Hips Mask 0.5 oz x3
  • Rose Hips Nourishing Oil 1 oz
  • Cucumber Cleansing Lotion 1 oz x2
  • Glycolic Acid Toner 1 oz
  • Witch Hazel & Lavender Toner 1 oz x2
Murad Environmental Shield Vita-C Glycolic Brightening Serum 0.17 oz
No 7 Restore & Renew Face & Neck Serum 0.16 oz x2
Perricone
  • Cold Plasma Plus + Sub-D/Neck 0.25 oz x3
  • High Potent Face Firm Activator 0.25 oz
Peter Thomas Roth Firmx Peeling Gel 0.5 oz x3
Philosophy:
  • Purity 3-in-1 Cleanser 1 oz x12
  • Time in a bottle resist and renew repair serum 0.1 oz x2
  • Ultimate miracle work fix eye power treatment fill and firm 0.1 oz x2
  • Ultimate miracle work fix multi rejuvenating night time serum in cream 0.25 oz x2
  • Nature in a Jar Cica Complex Recovery Moisturizer 0.16 oz
Proactiv Green Tea Moisturizer .33 oz
PUR Get A Lift Firming Facial Cream 0.5 oz
Shiseido Ultimune Power Infusing Concentrate x3
Skin & Co Truffle Therapy * Polishing Micro Exfoliating Truffle Face Gommage 1 oz * Essential Face Toner 1 oz
Skyn Iceland Icelandic Youth Serum x2
StriVectin:
  • Advanced Hydration Re-Quench Water Cream 0.25 oz
  • Anti Wrinkle Re-code Line Transforming Melting Serum 0.25 oz x2
  • Multi-Action Restorative Cream 0.25 oz x2
  • SD Advanced Intensive Concentrate For Wrinkles & Stretch Marks
  • Eye Concentrate For Wrinkles 0.25 oz
Sunday Riley Good Genes Lactic Acid Treatment x2
Tula Breakout Star Oil Free Acne Moisturizer 0.5 oz x2
Vichy:
  • Aqualia Thermal Rich Cream (Creme Riche) Dynamic hydration Dry to Very Dry Skin 0.5 oz x3
  • Aqualia Thermal Serum 0.1 oz
  • LiftActiv Supreme Progressive anti aging and firminess correcting care 0.51 oz
  • Liftactiv Night Supreme Anti Wrinkle & Firming Care 0.51 oz
  • Mineral 89 Skin Fortifying Daily Booster 4ml x2
Hair Care:
Alterna * Caviar Anti Aging Replenishing Moisture CC Cream 0.85 oz
Bumble & Bumble
  • BB Glow Bond Building Styler 0.5 oz
Hempz * CBD Seeing is Be Leave- In Ultra Hydrating Conditioning Mist 2 oz x2
Living Proof:
  • Frizz Nourishing Styling Cream 1 oz x4
  • Perfect Hair Day 5-in-1 Styling Treatment 1 oz x2
  • Style Lab Blowout Styling & Finishing Spray 0.5 oz
  • Style Lab Prime Style Extender 1 oz x2
  • Restore Perfecting Spray 0.05 oz x2
  • Restore Smooth Blowout Concentrate 0.17 oz x2
Nature Lab:
  • Perfect Shine Clarifying Scalp Scrub 1.5 oz x3
Deluxe Sets: $7 each
  • Smashbox Studio Stash: Primer Includes minis of photo finish primer, photo finish pores primer, primerizer x2
  • Smashbox Studio Swag: Set + Slay Includes minis of photo finish primer, always on liquid lipstick “Stepping Out”, Be legendary liquid pigment “Rose B4 Bros”, photo finish primer water x3
Tier 1 (Free with any purchase): Sample Packets (Makeup, Skincare, Hair).
Sample Packets include:
Makeup
  • Anastasia Beverly Hills Dipbrow Pomade Blonde-Light Brown, Brunette-Auburn
  • Benefit Cosmetics Porefessional x7
  • Butter London Glazen Face Glow x7
  • CoverFx Blurring Primer 0.03 oz x2
  • Dermablend Insta-grip jelly primer x2
  • Mac Liptensity x4
  • Smashbox Photo Finish Foundation Primer 0.5 oz x12
  • Tarte Tarteist Lip Paints x4
Skincare:
  • Clinique Dramatically different hydrating jelly
  • Clinique Moisture Surge
  • Clinique Maximum Hydrator x3
  • IT Bye Bye Lines Serum
  • IT Confidence in A Cream
  • IT Confidence in An Eye Cream
  • Juice Beauty Stem Cellular Anti Aging Moisturizer x2
Hair: * Living Proof Full Thickening Cream x2 * Living Proof Perfect Hair Day x5 * Living Proof TBD Multitasking Styler x3
Tier 2 (Free w/ $25): 5 deluxe sized items (Includes Tier 1)
Tier 3 (Free w/ $35): 7 deluxe sized items & small makeup bag
Tier 4 (Free w/ $55): Choice of deluxe set, 10 deluxe sized items, small makeup bag or medium makeup bag (Including Tier 1)
Tier 5 (Free w/ $75): Large makeup bag (Including all tiers with include samples and 10 deluxe items except small and medium makeup bag)
All gifts with purchase are negotiable, the tiers are just a starting guide
If you want to purchase bags separately: Small $5 each Medium $7 each Large $10 each
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2020.10.22 00:12 pandasparkle Mothers black nude

Welcome! :D This is an updated list for those who purchased/swapped with me before

  • I am open to offers and bundles so don’t hesitate to ask! If you have any questions or clarification on any item, feel free to ask :)
  • Paypal G&S. Shipping from California to places within the US only, starting at $4 but will increase depending on how heavy/big the box is. I can calculate shipping for you before you purchase
  • Free gifts with purchase with any purchase! Categories include makeup (eyes, cheeks/face, lips), skincare, haircare. There is a variation of deluxe size products and sample packets. Amount of gifts increases with the purchase amount. You can request what category/categories you want as a free gift. More info at the end of post.
  • First come, first serve. Will move onto the next person if no reply within 12 hours. You can request to be next in line if I don't get a response.
  • Mainly looking to sell but will look at lists if you have any.
  • On my ISO/Swap list:
    • Colourpop Whole Nine Yards & Coast to Coast blush
  • Coming from smoke free, virus free, pet free home. Products will be sanitized before shipping. Products that have been slightly used/swatched were used/swatched from before 2020
UPDATE: I added FWP items throughout the post, you can add as many as you want (no max) but shipping may cost extra if it becomes too heavy. If you want to buy all the FWP items, let me know and we can come up with a deal :)
BN = Brand new, BNIB = Brand new in box, SU = Slightly used
Makeup Primers:
Becca Backlight Priming Filter Face Primer BNIB $16
Becca First Light Priming Filter Face Primer BNIB $16
Benefit The PoreFessional Pore Smoothing Face Primer Full Size 0.75 oz BNIB $14 each x4 x3
Bobbi Brown Primer Plus Radiance SPF 35 80% left $5 PENDING
Cover FX Blurring Primer 1.0 oz 80% left $5
Elf Poreless Putty Primer BNIB $6 each x2
I Heart Revolution Strawberry Whip Pore Blurring Primer 0.91 oz BN $4
Makeup Forever HD Primer 10% left $2 or FWP
Smashbox Photo Finish Minimize Pores Primer Full Size 1 oz BNIB $14
Smashbox Photo Finish Foundation Primer Color Correcting Adjust Travel Size 0.50 BN $9
Wet n Wild PhotoFocus Water Drop Primer 0.68 oz “Coconut”, “Cucumber”, “Rose (x2)” BN $4 each
Foundations, Concealers, Powders:
Anastasia Beverly Hills Luminous Foundation 1 oz BNIB $20
Clinique BIY Blend It Yourself Pigment Drops “130 MF-G” BNIB $12
Clinique Even Better All Over Concealer + Eraser “WN 04 Bone” BNIB $16
Clinique Even Better Makeup Broad Spectrum SPF 15 BNIB $16
Clinique Superbalanced Makeup “27 Alasbaster N” Used $5
Colourpop No filter foundation “Fair 15” Swatched $6
Erborian Korean Skin Therapy CC Cream Radiance Color Corrector Broad Spectrum SPF25 “Golden” 1.5 oz x1 $20 0.5 oz x2 $10
It Cosmetics Bye Bye Under Eye Full Coverage Anti Aging Waterproof Concealer “Medium” BNIB $18
Nyx Born To Glow Naturally Radiant Foundation 1.01 oz SU $5
Smashbox Studio Skin Hydrating Foundation 1 oz BNIB $20
Tarte Creaseless Concealer “Light Medium Neutral” BNIB $13
Tarte Rainforest of Sea Wipeout Color-Correcting Palette SU (W/ Box) $16
Tarte Shape Tape Concealer “Light Neutral” BNIB $14
Too Faced Born This Way Ethereal Setting Powder “Translucent” BNIB $17 each x2
Too Faced Super Coverage Multi Use Sculpting Concealer “Warm Beige” BNIB $16
Ulta Beauty Youthful Glow Foundation 1.1 oz BNIB $6
Urban Decay Naked Skin Weightless Complete Coverage Concealer 0.16 oz “Light Warm” BNIB $12
Urban Decay Naked Skin Weightless Complete Coverage Concealer 0.16 oz “Light Warm” SU $6 or FWP PENDING
Urban Decay Naked Skin Color Correcting Fluid 0.21 oz “Orange” SU $6 or FWP PENDING
Urban Decay Naked Skin Color Correcting Fluid 0.21 oz “Green” SU $6 or FWP PENDING
Setting Sprays:
Colourpop Crystal Setting Spray “Aquamarine”, “Aventurine” BNIB $10 each
Flower Beauty Seal the Deal Hydrating Setting Spray Dewy Finish 3.04 oz BN $7
Flower Beauty Seal the Deal Long Lasting Setting Spray Matte Finish 3.04 oz BN $7
Jane Iredale Pommisst Hydration Spray 3.04 oz BN $15 each x2
J.Cat Beauty Spray Set Go Makeup Setting Spray Aloe Vera Infused BN $2 Or FWP
Mac Prep + Prime Fix+ Spray Full Size 3.4 oz BNIB $16 each x2
Mac Prep + Prime Fix+ Spray "Coconut" Full Size 3.4 oz (Usage shown) $9
Milani Make It Last Setting Spray Full Size 2.03 oz BN $5 each x7
Ofra Makeup Fixer 2 oz $4 or FWP
PUR Haze Mist Setting Spray CBD Replenishing Facial Setting Spray BNIB $10
Revlon Photoready Prep, Set, Refresh Mist Sprayed a few times $3 or FWP
Urban Decay All Nighter Setting Spray 4.0 oz BNIB $20
Wet n Wild PhotoFocus 3-in-1 Primer Water 1.52 oz “Coconut”, “Cucumber”, “Rose (x2)” BN $4 each
Eyebrows:
Anastasia Beverly Hills Brow Wiz Skinny Brow Pencil Full Size: Shades Chocolate (x14), Dark Brown (x3), Ebony (x6), Medium Brown (x13), Soft Brown (x12) BNIB $12 each
Anastasia Beverly Hills Brow Definer Triangular Brow Pencil Full Size: Shades Chocolate (x2), Medium Brown (x3), Soft Brown (x2) BNIB $13 each
Benefit Goof Proof Brow Pencil Easy Shape & Fill Full Size: Shades 3 (x2), 3.5 (x3), 4.5 (x3), 5 (x1) Full Size BNIB $14 each
Benefit KaBrow Cream Gel Eyebrow Color Full Size: Shade “3” BN no box, “5” Swatched a little w/ box $12 each
Benefit Soft & Natural Brows Kit Shade 6 Includes Full Size Goof Proof Brow Pencil, High Brow Pencil, mini 24hr Brow Setter, and Shaping Stencils BNIB $20
Elf Clear Brow & Lash Mascara “Clear” BN $1 each x3 x1 or FWP
NYX Control Freak Eyebrow Gel BN $3 each x3
Eyes:
Ardell Baby Demi x3 & Baby Wispies x4 BN $3 each
Ardell Demi Wispies 4 pack BN $6 each x5
Benefit They’re Real Mascara Full Size BNIB $14 PENDING
Burt’s Bees Nourishing Eyeliner “Soft Black” $1 or FWP
Colourpop Pressed Powder Shadow Single “143” BNIB $1 or FWP
Covergirl Peacock Flare Mascara “Intense Black” BN $2 each x3 or FWP
Covergirl Lashblast Volume Mascara “Very Black” BN $2
Covergirl Clean Fresh Mascara “Extreme Black” BN $4
It Cosmetics Superhero Elastic Stretch Volumizing Mascara Full Size BN $12
Kiss Lash Couture “Gala” BN $3 each x3
Laura Geller Glamlash Dramatic Volumizing Mascara “Black” BN $10
Loreal Lash Paradise Mascara “Blackest Black” BN $5
Maybelline Total Temptation Mascara “Blackest Black” BN $5
Milani Stay Put Eyeliner “03 Duchess” BN $4
NYX Glitter “Blue (Sealed)”, “Bronze (BN)”, “Crystal (BN)”, “Gold (BN)”, “Red (BN)”, “Style Star (BN)”, “Teal(SU) ” $2 each or $9 for all
NYX Jumbo Eye Pencil “Milk” BN $3 each x2
Ofra Eyeshadow Single “Gold Rush” BNIB $4
Tarte Tarteteist Metallic Shadow “Shake Down” BNIB $5 each x2
TheBalm Overshadow The Sexpots Loose Eyeshadow “No Money, No Honey” BN $5
Ulta Beauty Glitter Eye Top Coat “Born To Shine” BN $2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Perfect Pair Eyeshadow Duo Includes “Petite” and “Beauty Junkie” BNIB $6
Ulta Beauty Eyeliner Pencil “Blackout” BN $1 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Gel Eyeliner Pencil “Blackout” BN $2 x2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Matte Eye Primer “Nude” BN $5
Ulta Beauty Plush Drama Volumizing Mascara BN $4 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Bold Ambition Volumizing & Conditioning Mascara BN $4
Ulta Beauty Limitless Lashes Lengthening & Volumizing Mascara BN $4
Urban Decay 24/7 Glide On Waterproof Eye Pencil Full Size “Perversion” BNIB $15 each x3
Wet n Wild Photofocus Eyeshadow Primer “Only a Matter of Prime” 0.34 oz BNIB $2 or FWP
Cheeks (Highlighters, Blushes, Bronzers):
Anastasia Beverly Hills Liquid Glow Highlighter “Peach Fizz” BNIB $15
Becca Shimmering Skin Perfector Pressed “Rose Gold” Mini size 0.085 oz BNIB $9
Benefit Hoola Bronzer Full Size BN $15
Colourpop x Disney Villains Super Shock Highlighter “Mistress of All Evil (Maleficent)” BNIB $12
Cover fx Custom Enhancer Drops “Moonlight” BNIB $27
Covergirl Clean Fresh Cooling Glow Stick “400 So Gilty” BN $4
Elf Baked Highlighter “Blush Gems”, “Moonlight Pearls” SU $1 each or FWP
Essence Pure Nude Highlighter “Be My Highlight” SU $3 or FWP
Kora Organics Rose Quartz Luminizer Swatched $5 or FWP PENDING
Makeup Revolution Ultra Strobe Stick “Peach Lightening” BN $2 each x2 or FWP
Makeup Revolution The One Sculpt Contour Stick “Contour” x2 BNIB $2 each or FWP
Makeup Revolution Highlighting Palette “Fierce Mind” BN $8
Models Own Sculpt & Glow Highlighter Stick “Incandescent 03” BNIB $3 or FWP
NYX Whipped Wonderland Liquid Highlighter Limited Edition “LH001 Flight of the Fairy” BNIB $7
NYX Away We Glow Illuminating Powder “Brick Road” BN $5
Ofra Eyeshadow/Highlighter Single “Bliss” BN $9 each x2 x1
Physicians Formula Murumuru Butter Bronzer “Bronzer” BNIB $8
Physicians Formula Bronze Booster Glow Boosting Pressed Bronzer “Medium to Dark” Swatched $4 or FWP
Physicians Formula Murumuru Butter Blush “Natural Glow” BN $5
Physicians Formula Murumuru Butter Blush “Plum Rose” SU $3 or FWP
Physicians Formula Murumuru Butter Highlighter “Pearl” BN $5
Tarte Park Ave Princess Amazonian Clay Bronzer Full size BNIB $15
Too Faced Tutti Frutti Fruit Cocktail Blush Duo “Plumagranate” BNIB $10
Wet n Wild Color Icon Bronzer “Palm Beach Ready” BN $2
Wet n Wild Color Icon Bronzer “Ticket to Brazil” BN $2
Wet n Wild Color Icon Bronzer “Reserve Your Cabana” SU $2 or FWP
Wet n Wild Megaglo Illuminating Palette “320 Catwalk Pink” SU $2 or FWP
Wet n Wild Megoglo Hello Halo Liquid Highlighter “Halo, Goodbye” BN $3 or FWP
Wet n Wild Megaglo Highlighting Bar Limited edition “Earth” BN $10
Wet n Wild Megaglo Highlighting Gold Bar “Holly Gold Head” BN $4
Wet n Wild Megaglo Loose Highlighting Powder Limited edition “Moon Tears”, “Written in the Stars” BN $10 each
Ulta Beauty Duo Chrome Illuminator “Prismatic Mermaid” BN $5 x2
Palettes:
Colourpop Blue Moon Eyeshadow Palette SU $7
Colourpop iluvsarahii Chic-y Palette Not used but one shade is broken & mirror is not glued to palette $7
Dose of Colors Hidden Treasures Palette BNIB $20
Dose of Colors Marvelous Mauves Eyeshadow Palette BNIB $17
Juvia’s Place The Douce Eyeshadow Palette SU $10
KVD Shade & Light Eyeshadow Palette Swatched $25
Laura Geller Montauk Escape Eye and Face Palette SU $15
Makeup Revolution Reload Eyeshadow Palette “Vitality”, “Newtrals 3” BN $5 each
Makeup Revolution Love Conquers All Eyeshadow Palette BN $5
Makeup Revolution #Selfie Eyeshadow Palette BNIB $5
Milani Everyday Eyes Eyeshadow Palette “05 Earthy Elements” SU $4
Lorac Unzipped Desert Sunset Eyeshadow Palette (No mini eyeshadow primer) SU $17
Smashbox Cover Shot Golden Hour Eye Palette BNIB $12
Too Faced Sweet Peach Eyeshadow Palette BNIB $30
Ulta Eyeshadow Palette and Blush & Bronzer Duo BN $4
Ulta Eyeshadow Palette and Highlighter & Bronzer Duo BN $4
Ulta Eyeshadow Quad “Natural” BN $1 or FWP
Vera Mona Lotus Eyeshadow Palette Swatched $10
Wet n Wild ColorIcon Eyeshadow Quad Limited Edition “Secret Garden Rendezvous” BN $3
Magnetic Palettes: Ofra (includes blush) BN $10 each x2 , Colourpop $10 each x2
Lips (Highend)
Anastasia Beverly Hills Lip Gloss “Luna” BNIB $10
BareMinerals Gen Nude Buttercream Lipgloss “Tantalize” BNIB $8
BareMinerals BarePro Longwear Lipstick “Petal” BNIB $9
Becca Liquid Crystal Lip Topper Glow Gloss “Champagne Dream x Bellini” BNIB $9
Buxom Full On Lip Polish Full Size BNIB “Debbie” (x3, one w/ no box), “Hailey”, “Maddy” (no box), “Sarah”, “Trixie”, “White Russian” (no box) $9 each
Dose of Colors Liquid Matte Lipstick “Bare With Me” BNIB $10
Elizabeth Arden Plush Up Lip Gelato “Red Door Crush 15” BN $10
Fenty Mattemoiselle Plush Matte Lipstick “Snatched” BNIB $9
Juice Beauty Phyto Pigments Liquid Lip “18 Gwyneth” BNIB $10
Lime Crime Diamond Crusher “Lit”, “Trip”, “Unicorn” BNIB $10 each
Lime Crime Lip Glaze (Butter + Glaze) “Rosemary” BNIB $10
Lime Crime Velvetine Liquid Matte Liquid “Bleached” BNIB $12 each x2
Lipstick Queen “Morning Sunshine” Lipstick BNIB $19 each x2
Lipstick Queen Invisible Lip Liner BNIB $9 each x2
MAC Patrick Starrr Retro Matte Lipstick “Hey Boy, Hey” BN $19
MAC Patrick Starrr Retro Matte Lipstick “Mamastarrr” Never used but has dried spots from lipstick sweating (still in good condition) $15
MAC Patrick Starrr Lipglass “Mamastarrr” BNIB $20
MAC Matte Lipstick “Marrakesh” x2 BNIB $10 each
MAC Very Valuable Lipglass Mini Kit 1 BNIB $10
Ofra Long Lasting Liquid Lipstick “Bel Air" BN, “Laguna Beach (x2)” BNIB $12, “Las Olas (SU)” $9, “Mina (x2 one w/out box) $12, “Monaco (x3 one w/out box) BNIB $12
Smashbox Always On Cream to Matte Lipstick "Stepping Out" BNIB $9
Smashbox Always On Liquid Lipstick “Spoiler Alert” BNIB $9
Stila Shine Fever Lip Vinyl “Speedway” BNIB $9
Stila Lip Glaze “Ruby Grapefruit DW” BN $5
Tarte Tarteist Lip Crayon “Blackout” BNIB $3
TheBalm Plump Your Pucker Lip Gloss “Exaggerate” BNIB $9
Too Faced Melted Latex Liquified High Shine Lipstick “Hopeless Romantic” “Safe Word” BN $7 each
Too Faced Melted Liquified Long Wear Lipstick “Sugar” SU $6
Too Faced Tutti Frutti Juicy Fruits Comfort Lip Glaze “Who Gives A Fig?” BNIB $6
Urban Decay Kristen Leanne Liquid Lipstick “Forget” BNIB $8
Urban Decay Kristen Leanne Liquid Lipstick “Forgive”& “Forget” BNIB $18
Urban Decay Ultra Cushion Lip Gloss “Shadowheart” BNIB $8
Urban Decay Vice Special Effects Lip Topcoat “Copycat” BNIB $5
Woosh Beauty Spin-On Lip Gloss “Glam Peach” BNIB $9
Lips (Drugstore): BUY INDIVIDUALLY OR FWP (Take as much as you want)
Colourpop Disney Villains Ultra Glossy Lip “Puppies!!! (Prismatic)” BNIB $10
Colourpop Lippie Stix “Only You (Creme)” BNIB $6
Elf Beautifully Bare Satin Lipstick “Touch of Berry” BNIB $3 each x3 or FWP
Elf Gotta Glow Lip Tint “Perfect Berry” BNIB $2 or FWP
Essence Shine Shine Shine Lipgloss “Behind the Scenes (Clear)” $2 each x2
Fizz & Bubble Lip Scrub “Cherry Slush x2”, “Sugar Tart” BN $5 each “Watermelon (not sealed but not used)” $2 or FWP
LA Girl Glitter Magic Shimmer Shifting Lip Color “Champagne Fizz” BN $2 each x2 or FWP
Loreal Limited Edition Balmain Lipstick “Fever” BN $8
Makeup Revolution Lipstick “Chauffuer” BN $2 or FWP
Maybelline Baby Lips Lip Balm “Beam of Blush (Crystal)“, “Cherry Me” BN $1 each or FWP
Maybelline Colorsensational Lipstick “379 Fuchsia For Me x3”, “565 Almond Rose” BN $3 each or FWP
Noyah Organic Lip Balm "Spearmint", "Vanilla" BN $2 each or FWP
NYX Lip Lingerie Gloss “Euro Trash” & NYX Lip Lingerie Matte Liquid Lipstick “Exotic” BN $4 each
NYX Soft Matte Lip Cream “Copenhagen”, “Paris” PENDING, “Prague” PENDING BN $3 each or FWP
NYX Suede Matte Lip Liner “Subversive Socialite” BN $3 each x2 or FWP
NYX Suede Matte Lip Liner “Stockholm” BN $3 or FWP
Rimmel London Exaggerate Full Colour Lip Liner “063 Eastend Snob” BN $3 or FWP
Skinfix Lip Coconut Mint “Natural Coconut Mint”, “Natural Lemon Mint”, “Natural Watermelon Mint x2” BN $2 each or FWP
Sleek Major Matte Lip Cream “Rioja Red” BN $1 or FWP
Sleek Shattered Glass Lip Topper “Bad Moon”, “Hoax” BN $2 each or FWP
Soap & Glory Poutstanding Lip Contouring Crayon “No Candy Do” BNIB $5 x2 each or FWP
Sunbum Sunscreen Lip Balm SPF 30 “Coconut” BN $2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Juice Infused Lip Oil “Coconut”, “Sweet Rose x2” BN $3 each
Ulta Beauty Tinted Juice Infused Lip Oil “Passionate Peach” BN $5 each x2
Ulta Beauty Luxe Lipstick “Mischievous”, “Social Status (x3)” BN $2 each or FWP
Ulta Beauty Lip Plumping Transforming Top Coat “Ethereal” BN $2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Shiny Sheer Lip Gloss “Pink” BN $2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Peach Lip Balm BN $2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Sunscreen Lip Balm SPF 30 “Punchy Pomegranate Lip Balm”, “Tropical Coconut Lip Balm” $1 each or FWP
Wet N Wild Megalast Liquid Catsuit “Nudist Peach” “Ride on My Copper x3 (Metallic)” BN $2 each or FWP
Wet N Wild PerfectPout Lip Scrub Limited Edition “Citrus Elixir” Not sealed but not used $2 or FWP
Skincare: BareMineral Complexion Rescue Defense Radiant Protective Veil SPF 30 1.7 oz BNIB $29
Becca Skin Love Glow Elixir 0.98 oz BNIB $16
Clinique ID Cartridge for Pores & Uneven Texture 0.34 oz BNIB $10
Clinique ID Dramatically different hydrating jelly 3.9 oz BNIB $19
Clinique 3 Step Skincare System Dry Combination Skin Type 2 includes Dramatically different moisturizing lotion (0.5 oz), Liquid Facial Soap Mild (1 oz), Clarifying Lotion 2 (1 oz) $8
Clinique Dewy Delights Set: Includes Moisture Surge 72 Hr Auto Replenishing Hydrator 0.5 oz, Moisture Surge Overnight Mask 1 oz, Moisture Surge Face Spray Thirsty Skin Relief 1 oz, Chubby Stick Moisturizing Lip Colour Balm “Woppin’ Watermelon” BNIB $19
Colourpop Fourth Ray Feelin’ Plumpy Face Milk Kit 3 x 0.47 oz BNIB $18
Crepe Erase Flaw-Fix Eye Cream 0.5 oz BNIB $35
DermaDoctor Wrinkle Revenge Rescue & Protect Eye Balm 0.5 oz BNIB $35
Dermalogica Daily Microfoliant SU $37
Dermalogica Intensive Moisture Balance 1.7 oz BNIB $29 each
Dermalogica Phyto-Nature Firming Serum BNIB (Retail Price $145) $95
Elizabeth Arden Ceramide Lift and Firm Eye Cream Sunscreen SPF 15 BNIB $20 Elizabeth Arden Visible Difference Skin Balancing Exfoliating Cleanser (Combination) 4.2 oz BN $10
Foreo Day Cleanser Awakening Radiance Yogurt 2 oz BNIB $10
Foreo Night Cleanser Celestial Melting Gel 2 oz BNIB $10
First Aid Beauty Pure Skin Face Cleanser 5.0 oz $12 each x4 x3
First Aid Beauty Ultra Repair Cream 2 oz SU $6
First Aid Beauty Ultra Repair Cream 6 oz: “Honeysuckle” BN $30
Formula 10.0.6 Masks: Be Berry Awake Energizing Peel Mask, Be Berry Bright Exfoliating Mud Mask, Be Berry Clear Illuminating Peel Mask, Be Berry Fresh Balancing Mud Mask, Be Berry Smooth Moisturizing Peel Mask, Pores Be Pure Skin-Clarifying Mud Mask $5 each or $20 for all
Glow Recipe Avocado Sleep Set Includes Avocado Melt Sleeping Mask 2.7 oz & Sleeping Mask BNIB $30
Glow Recipe Watermelon Glow Sleeping Mask 1 oz BN $10 x2
H20 + Rapids Probiotic Sorbet Moisturizer 1.7 oz BNIB $15
IT Cosmetic Confidence In An Eye Cream 0.5 oz BNIB $20 PENDING
Kate Somerville EradiKate Acne Treatment 1 oz BNIB $18
Kate Somerville ExfoliKate Intensive Exfoliating Treatment 2 oz BN $60
Kiwi Botanicals Purifying Honey Melt Facial Cleanser 3.1 oz BN $6
Kopari Coconut Face Cream 2.5 oz BNIB $25
Kopari Coconut Melt 5.1 oz BN $15 each
Kopari Coconut Rose Toner 5.1 oz BNIB $19
Kopari Coconut TLC Kit: Includes Coconut melt (2.5 oz), and Lip glossy (0.35 oz) BNIB $19
Mario Badescu Vitamin C Serum 1 oz BN $30
Murad Age Reform Hydo-Dynamic Ultimate Moisture 1.7 oz BNIB $39
Murad Hydrating Toner 6 oz BN $15
Murad Resurgence Retinol Youth Renewal Serum 1.0 oz BNIB (Retail Price $89) $65
Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry Touch Sunscreen SPF 45 BN 2 pack $10, one $6
No 7 Early Defense Glow Activating Serum 1 oz BN $18
Oars + Alps Wake Up Eye Stick 0.5 oz BNIB $10
OLAY Complete Daily Moisturizer SPF 15 Combination/Oily 6 oz BNIB $6
Peter Thomas Roth Max Complexion Correction Pads Super Size 90 Pads BNIB $46
Philosophy Clear Days Ahead Oil Free Salicylic Acid Acne Treatment Cleanser 3 oz $6
ProactivMD Blackhead Dissolving Gel 1 oz BNIB $10
Shea Moisture African Black Soap Bamboo Charcoal Detoxifying Drying Lotion BN $7
Soap & Glory Scrub Atomic Daily Face Polish 3.3 oz BNIB $6
Soap & Glory Scrub Your Nose In It Two Minute T-Zone Detox Scrub 5 oz BN $5 PENDING
Tony Moly Peach Punch Sherbet Cleansing Balm 2.82 oz $10
Ulta Beauty 24k Magic Metallic Peel Off Mask Rose Gold 3.4 oz BN $9
Ulta Beauty Hydraburst Leave On Mask 1.7 oz BN $9
UpCircle Face Scrub Floral Blend $4
Body Care: Ahava Deadsea Water Mineral Hand Cream 1.3 oz BN $4 each x3
Ahava Smoothing Body Lotion Superfood Kale & Turmeric 1.3 oz
Bath & Body Works Body Lotion “Into The Wild” 8 oz SU $3
H20+ Beauty Oasis Body Gel Moisturizer (2 oz) & Sea Green Body Butter (1 oz) BN $2 each
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 2.25 oz “Star Jasmine & Vanilla” (Limited Edition) BN $8
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 17 oz: “Cinnamon Sugar & Vanilla Butter Creme (Limited Edition)” BN $20
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 17 oz: “Mandarin Orange & Key Lime (Limited Edition)” BN $20
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 17 oz: “Original" Summer Edition Packaging BN $15
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 21 oz: “Original” BN $30
Pacifica After Sun Body Spray 6 oz” “Blood Orange” SU $5
Pacifica After Sun Body Spray 6 oz: “Pineapple Flower” SU $5
Pacifica Mineral SPF 50 Body Butter 5 oz: “Blood Orange” SU $5
Physicians Formula Body Butter 0.5 oz BN $8
Rituals The Ritual of Sakura Magic Touch Body Cream 2.3 oz “Organic Rice Milk & Cherry Blossom” x4 BN $5 each
Victoria’s Secret Body Lotion “Exotic Bloom” 8 oz BN $8
Victoria’s Secret Pink Body Mist and Lotion Mini “Warm & Cozy” 2.5 oz BN $3 each
(Free Rituals The Ritual of Ayurveda Hand Balm 0.33 oz “Indian Rose & Sweet Almond Oil” BN x2 w/ $10 body care purchase, while supplies last)
Haircare: American Crew Fiber Cream 3.3 oz $5
Bed Head Superstar Queen For a Day Thickening Spray 10.2 oz BN $8
Matrix Biolage Thermal Active Repair Gloss Lightweight Serum 3.0 oz SU $2 PENDING
Honest Beauty Truly Restored Leave In Conditioner 4.2 oz BN $8 each
Klorane Soothing & Anti-Irritating Gel Conditioner with Peony 5 oz $8 each
Matrix Total Results 20 Miracle Creator 6.8 oz BN $8
Pravana The Perfect Blonde Seal & Protect Leave In 10.1 oz BN $12
Redken Pillow Proof Blow Dry Express Primer 5.7 oz $10 each x2 or $16 for both (defective bottle will come free w/ purchase of one or both x1)
Redken One United All in One Multi Benefit Treatment 13.5 oz $15
Redken Set Includes deluxe size: All Soft shampoo and conditioner, One United, Triple Take 32 hairspray BNIB $8 each x5
Applicators & Tools: It Brushes for Ulta Velvet Luxe Buffing Foundation No 301 BNIB $30
Lime Crime Hot Stuff Brush Set BNIB $17 x5
Real Techniques Brush Crush Cosmic Sponge Duo BNIB $5
Tangle Teezer On the Go Detangling Hairbrush Hello Kitty BNIB $13
Nail Polish: OPI Nail Lacquer “Have A Grape Summer”, “N-Iceland” BN $5 each
Sally Hansen Miracle Gel Set “131 Coral Carnival” BNIB $10
Free: Sally Hansen Complete Salon Manicure Mini Nail Polish “231 Red My Lips” w/ $10 nail purchase
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The room was lit by a diffuse glow, as the early morning sunlight filtered through the still raging blizzard.
I swung my legs off the footboard and onto the ground and wriggled my toes to try to get feeling back into my feet. They'd fallen asleep, propped up on the headboard, and began to buzz as the motion restored circulation.
Valentine had already slipped out, and I thought I could just make out muffled voices somewhere below, so I wasn't too worried. After dressing quickly, I ducked into the bathroom to wash up, only to find there was no hot water.
I frowned, and it did occur to me that it was a little cooler now than it had been when we'd gone to sleep. The fact that this little theme park village had any sort of power in the first place was pretty remarkable, perhaps whatever was supplying power was starting to run low?
In any case, I made do. I wasn't about to fit in the shower, so I settled for splashing some cold water on my face and went downstairs.
The carpeted wood creaked in protest, and while I kept my hand on the railing as I descended, I had little confidence in using it to catch me if I fell.
The gynoid's voice echoed up the stairway, "It's not alchemy," she was saying, her voice a little muffled, "And there are side effects. It renders men impotent and causes them to develop breasts, which is to say nothing of the consequences of getting found out. A single bout might earn a champion boxer a king's ransom, but it's all for nought if the truth is revealed. They'll lose their titles, and may even have to return their winnings."
"Now hold on a moment," Valentine demanded, "You're telling me that on top of making the user stronger, this potion also enhances the user's feminine endowments?"
I furrowed my brows as I descended the last of the steps. Both girls were speaking in their own language, though it seemed as if each could understand what the other was saying.
"I'm not certain of the effects in women, there are few female boxers or athletes of any kind, so I have little data," the gynoid replied, "Though I seriously doubt steroids would have any beneficial effect in a species that has such different biology."
The door at the bottom of the stairs was open a crack, and I swung it aside to find the gynoid hard at work while Valentine lounged by the fire. The gynoid had set up at one of the shop's tables, where she was working with a sewing machine, several rolls of grey wool and a selection of other cloth in various colours were laid out on the table next to her.
The room wasn't any less cluttered than it had been last night. There was a little more room near the front, where a great many mannequins displayed completed dresses in various designs and patterns. Even then, I'd hardly had space to slip through sideways, though Val probably found it plenty spacious. Several displays were silhouetted against the windows, little more than a blank white void that hid even the shops across the street.
A low desk and a few mannequins separated the rear of the shop from the front. Leaning against that desk, I was glad to see my poleaxe, the princeling's rifle, and the stormtrooper's rifle. Or rather, the gynoid's rifle and my rifle. In the back were several more workstations of the kind where the gynoid had set up shop, along with Val's fireplace. Behind the front desk was barely an inch of empty wall space, as aside from a space near the hearth, shelves all else. They weren't particularly fancy, just simple, unvarnished pine with open cubbyholes that held the business's raw materials.
The gynoid looked up as I entered, but Valentine wasn't about to rise from her nest of piled cloth and remained sprawled before the fire.
"I leave you two alone for hardly a moment, and you get up to all sorts of nonsense," I teased, "And how can you two even understand each other?"
"You were the one who traded for all that lead," Val yawned, "I combined it with a bit of brass and was able to throw something together. It won't last," she admitted, "But we have enough of both to last a while."
"Valentine has informed me that a more permanent solution might be found on a trip to the city," the gynoid put in.
I stuck a finger in my collar and pulled out the delicate necklace Temerity had given me, "Yeah, I mean in theory I bet we could make something like this, but I wouldn't even know where to start."
Valentine yawned and wriggled around in the piled cloth, "I wouldn't waste the energy," she advised, "I learned this trick," Val gestured between herself and the gynoid, "by rote. I'd been doing enough scavenging that it was worth the trouble to be able to understand people I ran into, but it's not the same. Communicate Mind- at least the way I'm using it -doesn't give me the language, as your amulet does with Elvish. It lets me understand the meaning behind their words as they speak them though, so it's nearly as good."
"But not permanent," the gynoid added.
"Hey, it's something," I shrugged, "So, what's the plan for today?"
"Well Amity here is going to finish putting together your new coat, and then we're going to see if we can find what she needs to fix the truck."
"You finally decided on a name?"
The gynoid, Amity, nodded, "Valentine helped me pick. And the name works regardless of language, which I understand will be quite useful."
"Hmm, Amity. Well alright, what do you need for the truck?"
"The damage is not so bad," she explained, "I already patched some of the holes when I went out to check on things-"
I glanced back out into the blizzard, and raised an eyebrow, "You did?"
She nodded gravely, "The village's power reserves will only hold out so long, and besides, I'm not susceptible to the cold."
"Trying to return home without the truck would be rather unpleasant," Valentine added, "To say nothing of the time it would take."
"Right, we're on a timetable," I agreed.
"Hence the coat," the gynoid explained, "Searching the town will be easier with your assistance, and neither can we wait to leave until the storm has passed. We need tubing and wiring to fix cut power cables and fuel lines, possibly some machine oil as well, if we can find it. The snow under the vehicle's engine was sodden with the stuff, and I do not know how it might run without proper lubrication."
Valentine caught my eye with a wry smile, but I just rolled my eyes.
"It would run. Maybe long enough to get us back home, maybe," I stressed, "But that would be it, the engine wouldn't take long to seize, and after that, it would never run again."
Amity nodded, and the sewing machine whirred as she put in another row of stitches, "Coat, wiring, tubing, oil. Is there anything else that you think we might need?"
I lifted my arms from my sides, gesturing vaguely about the room, "We might need all of this," I pulled a bolt of blue silk from a nearby cubby, "Man, even this cloth could be worth a fortune back in Parabuteo. But we've only got the one quarter ton truck to move it all," I shook my head, "I'm not even sure we can fit everything we decided to take from the treasure vault."
"We can always return later," Val added sleepily, "Blizzards aside, we're within a day's travel, even on foot. We can take trips back here to gather supplies as we need to."
I sat down next to Val, and she took my hand in both of hers. Val's flight suit was zipped down to the navel, though she still had her shift beneath. She held my hand to her chest, just below her neck, and seemed content to lay there just like that.
"I'm just trying to puzzle out the timeline here," I mused, idly drumming my fingers on Val's chest, "You're at a full charge now? I think you said that's enough for ninety-six hours of activity?"
She glanced up from her work long enough to smile warmly at the two of us and gave a nod of agreement.
Yeah, I did feel a little sheepish, but what the hell. Val didn't mind, and Amity seemed to think the two of us were pretty cute together. Maybe I just needed to get over myself.
"Four days? How long if you sleep, or whatever your equivalent is."
"If I sleep as frequently and as long as a human does, just shy of five and a half days. But I can push it to eight if I spend most of the day asleep."
"In a perfect world, you'd stay here where we know you have power till I can get things going back at the hotel. But I've got no idea how long that would take, less than ninety-six hours I hope, but who the hell knows. Not to mention that I've got no idea when you might lose power here."
"I told you," Val declared, "The man is absolutely obsessive, it really is quite charming."
"Do not overburden yourself," Amity soothed, "Might what you suggest work? Perhaps, but I suspect that any time gained, would be equalled by that lost to managing the logistics. Though I appreciate the consideration you're giving my plight."
The bell hanging above the door rang as Amity pushed it open, the cheery sound at odds with the macabre scene we'd stepped into. Val shivered as the door swung shut behind us, and I caught the bell to stop it from ringing again.
The shop was full of body parts. They hung on the walls, were set out on shelves, and displayed within glass-topped cabinets. Most of them looked human, though some of the limbs lacked the skin-like covering of the others.
It was as if someone had combined a computer hardware store with a butcher shop. There were sections for particular brand names, posters showing how someone might combine different parts, even a clearance section in one corner. But instead of out-of-box monitors and RMAed graphics cards, there was a pile of mismatched limbs in various skin tones.
Val looked like she was about to be sick, I didn't think someone with purple skin could turn green, but damn was she trying her best. Amity, well, the gynoid looked as if she was hoping someone would step out from behind the counter. Someone she could tear into pieces small enough to be displayed with the rest of the store's wares. As for myself, I just felt... sad.
It was one of those situations where I knew I should probably be saying something comforting. But as usual, I had no idea what that would be.
"Amity-" Val began.
"We've searched half a dozen stores, and still haven't found what we need. We will find it here. Besides," she grimaced, "I need to do some shopping."
And that's when a terrible thought occurred to me.
"What does it take to turn all this into a working model? Amity-" I had no good way to phrase this, so I just asked her, "Are we going to need to decide whether or not to turn these people on?"
Amity stopped by a case that had a collection of arm assemblies on display, but did not turn to face me, "If we did build these parts out into more droids," she began quietly, "What would you want to do with them?"
"Honestly, I have no idea," I admitted, "I mean, they'd be people, so it would be up to them. My only concern is that I might not be able to keep them all powered."
"That's your only worry?" Amity asked evenly.
"Yeah, I'll be honest here Amity, I'm not even sure I can keep your batteries charged. I don't even know how to generate electricity with magic. I've got some ideas, but then there's scaleability to consider, what if 'success' means generating just a few hundred watts?" I rubbed at my temples, trying to banish the headache I could already feel approaching, "I don't know, I guess I'll figure it out."
"It's okay Wallace," Amity replied gently, "A place like this would not sell droid cores, such things are tightly controlled. No, you need not worry about taking several dozen more of my kind under your wing. Though I would like your help installing some of these parts. I'm not fond of the body the prince chose for me, and I'd like to take the opportunity you've given me to make some adjustments. Valentine, there are some replacement parts over on that shelf, could you-"
Valentine nodded, already heading over to gather up what we needed.
"Alright then Amity, what are we looking for?"
"I'm a service droid. The prince's mother spared no expense when deciding upon my appearance, but I am very nearly as fragile as a human. I'm not compatible with combat droid parts, but there are parts here to modify a service droid to serve as a covert bodyguard."
She gestured to the case she was standing next to, "This one has claws hidden in the forearm, that one has a short-barreled rifle, plenty to choose from."
"What about the pair you have now?" I stepped up beside her and started reading through the labels, "Stabbing people is cool, I get it, but people need fixing a lot more than they need stabbing."
Amity nodded thoughtfully, "A quad torso, then."
"A what now?"
"A torso with two sets of shoulders."
"That's something we can replace?"
"Mmm-hmm, I'd get a battery upgrade at the same time, if not for the fact that I believe I already have the model with the most capacity," Amity mused, "We'll have to swap them into the new torso."
"Amity, I'm a pretty smart dude, but there's only so much I can figure out on the spot."
"It's not terribly complicated," she assured me, "It's work meant to be done by the house's human servants, or a particularly interested noble. Here, forearm claws it is."
I tucked Amity's selection under one arm and followed her as she made her way over to a glass-fronted cabinet that was covered by red velvet curtains. Nearby hung a sign that read "Betty's Best Burlesque", with a smaller one atop the cabinet that declared its contents to be 'torsos'.
Amity drew the curtains aside and-
"Guess I know what the curtains are for, Christ."
"My current torso is a Betty's, I'm given to understand it's the best," she said wryly.
"But more importantly, they make this one," Amity explained, as she lifted one, somewhat larger than her own, and handed it to me, "Built on a sturdier frame, with double shoulders, and thicker plating."
I hesitated for a moment before taking it, careful to find a safe handhold.
"What about the legs? Maybe something with foot claws?" I suggested.
"Mmm, I was just going to find something with stronger servos, but you do make a good point... Ah, here. 'The Lioness'," she read, "Better servos, 'The Lionesses Claws', it should even add a few inches to my height. You look like you've got your hands full," she observed, picking up the legs, "Come on in to the back, there should be a workshop, and I want to get these parts attached as quickly as possible."
I glanced over my shoulder on my way over to the door, "Val?"
"I'm good," she promised, "I think I've found what we need. You help Amity, and I'll finish up here."
The backroom looked a lot like a dentist's office, though last time I'd been to the dentist, there hadn't been quite so many limbs strewn about. Thankfully there was a clear workbench next to one of the not-quite-dental chairs, and the two of us set down Amity's new equipment.
"Anything I should know before we start? Is this going to hurt you?"
She shook her head, and began to disrobe, "I'll be okay, Wallace. Just listen carefully, follow my instructions, and everything will be fine."
"Okay, well, sorry if I'm a little nervous. It's just. I kinda find the whole concept of taking apart a living creature a little stressful."
"Yes, well, don't forget to put me back together as well."
"Yeah, of course, no biggie."
Amity stripped out of the rest of her clothes, and totally, spectacularly nude, laid back in the chair. I let out a long breath, flipped on the examination lights, and stepped up beside her.
"Alright, where do I start?"
She extended her arm, "Arms and torso need to come off, then the new torso and arms can go back on. Just push down on the collar bone here- yes, just like that."
There was a soft click, and I rotated the arm by the shoulder until it came loose. I set it carefully on the bench and did the same for the other arm.
"Alright, good so far," Amity soothed, "Though your hands are perhaps a little clammy."
I wiped my hands on my jeans, "I don't know why you're so calm, you're the one who's missing her arms."
"You're here," she said matter of factly.
I chuckled, and shook my head, "What's next?"
"Now you need to take apart my torso. We'll be keeping the batteries and the spine. Everything else should come off easily enough. Just above my hips, yes that's right, now lift, and the front should come right off."
And so it did. I didn't see a seam, but it separated from just below the navel, right up to the neck. The entire front half of her upper body came right off, and I set it on the bench with the other pieces.
I'd been expecting complex electronics, maybe some forged steel and milled aluminium. But instead, her insides seemed remarkably simple. There were the batteries, with glowing conduits leading away, and a spine that appeared to be brass. A far cry from the absolute mess of mechanics and wiring I'd been expecting. For all I knew, maybe her people did have magic, and this is how they used it. Hard to say really. After all, where was the line between technology and sufficiently understood magic?
"Alright, now help me roll over and take off the rest."
Once I removed the rear section of her torso, it was easy enough to put the new parts on. She guided me through taking apart the new torso, and after removing the spine and battery bank that had come with it, attached the two new halves and connected the power conduits for the new arm mounts.
I had just finished attaching her new combat arms to the upper set of shoulders when Valentine stepped in. Cradled in both arms was yet another set of arms, ones she'd selected herself it seemed. Val stopped dead upon the threshold, and her cheeks coloured as her gaze lingered on Amity.
"Wow," she muttered, then coughed, "Ahem, I've found something you might like. I heard what Wallace mentioned about keeping your medical capability."
"Thank you, but I think we've found what we need though. Wallace hasn't reconnected them yet, but this new torso lets me keep my old arms as well."
"Ah, but I think I've found something even better than the old pair," Val explained, "After I found what we need for the truck, and got over the urge to vomit, I poked around a little to see if I could help. These have the same medical and mechanical repair... I don't know, thingies. But they also have coils to discharge electric shocks, and fingernails that extend into razor-sharp steel claws. They can also dispense lubricant, though I'm not certain that's quite as useful," she admitted.
"Where the hell did you find those?"
"And why do they dispense lubricant?" Amity frowned.
"They're part of a set for assembling what I believe The Blushing Maiden would call a 'governess'."
For a moment, I thought Amity was going to respond with an angry rebuke, but her expression softened. Instead, a smile slowly spread across her face. Val helped me attach the two new arms, and Amity drew her into an embrace.
"Thank you."
"You are quite welcome, I think I like the new you."
"Oh, I noticed," Amity replied with a smirk, and the two separated, "But Wallace isn't quite done-"
I heard the bell ring, accompanied by the sound of howling wind, and a shout of, "Where is that damnable giant."
I hadn't yet heard the princeling's voice, but when I saw Amity tremble and turn white as a sheet, I knew who was waiting for us in the front room.
"I'll stall," Val hissed, "You two finish."
And with that, she was through the half-opened door in a flash of movement, and it swept shut after her.
"Come on, how do I get these off?"
"W-what?" Amity stammered.
I put a hand on her shoulder and leaned in close, "Amity, I'm not going to pretend to understand- well, anything." I pointed at the door, beyond which I could already hear a muffled argument, "But right now, out there, is a tiny little lunatic that's ready to go toe to toe with the prince and his buddies. All just to buy us the time we need to put you back together."
She nodded stiffly and told me where to press and turn. The legs came off nearly as quickly as the arms did. I'd just picked up the first of the replacement limbs, when I heard a muffled voice, male, just on the other side of the door.
There was a soft click as the latch began to turn, followed by a yowl that might have come from an angry mountain lion, and a crash. The collision was violent enough to take pictures off the wall, but I paid little mind to the breaking glass.
I heard the last click, and spread my hands, "Alright, both work?"
She wriggled her toes and flexed her legs experimentally, then looked up at me, more than a little worry in her eyes, and nodded.
"Alright, you get dressed, I'm going to go back up Val."
If I was smart, I'd have brought the axe with me when searching the shops, but I wasn't, so I hadn't. Instead, I straightened and turned to the door. Slowly, and with purpose, I ducked through and pulled it shut behind.
The moment seemed to freeze as the door clicked shut. On the floor, next to the door, was Prince Guillaume. The prince was on his back and had just put one of his hands behind him to push himself up. His face was all beat up on the right side, and his neck all red. I could still make out the outline of the tiny fingers that had been choking him.
Standing over him was Matt, who was holding Valentine up off the ground by her hair. Her eyelids were fluttering, and while she was moving a little, her tiny body was all but limp. I could see a large bruise forming on her brow above the eye.
"Shoot him," the prince demanded.
Will, the only one not otherwise occupied, had been standing in the middle of the store, looking adrift in the wind. But with the command given, he brought his weapon up to level, the barrel pointed at my chest.
I turned, and looked at him. Looked him dead in the eyes, and he hesitated.
Hell, for all I knew, Will was probably an okay guy. A giant stupid asshole, but, you know, okay. Honestly, a lot of people are giant stupid assholes, even I'm kind of a giant stupid asshole sometimes. But Will, it seemed, was not the kind of giant stupid asshole who would shoot a man just because a different giant stupid asshole told him to.
But he was still pointing a gun at me, so I had to be sure.
"If you shoot me, I will kill you, and it will hurt the whole time you're dying."
Will's voice was tight, with just the slightest hint of waver in it, but his words came out clearly, "These are hollow points."
I shrugged, "And?"
I turned, as I heard movement from the trio by the door, and saw that Matt was gently lowering Val to the ground. Her hands grasped aimlessly at the shelves as he let her down, but her limbs weren't quite responding, and she ended up sitting on the ground next to the prince.
"What did you do?" I asked him simply.
"Well she was choking the dude, I tried to make her stop, but she was choking him. It's not like I can just let her kill the guy so," he swallowed, "I hit her. With the but of my gun."
"Do you want to live?"
"Hey man, I get that you're worried about your girl-"
I crossed the distance in a single step and grabbed for his submachine gun. He pulled it away, so I went for his arm and hauled him around until I could get ahold of his gun. I put my other hand on his chest, and pulled it away, snapping the strap as I did.
And then I took the gun in both hands and snapped it in half.
"So Simon has the stormtrooper, makes sense you wouldn't take up with him. Then there's me, but we both know how that worked out. So you side with this idiot, makes sense, I guess. But you're not a total fucking idiot. It's only been a day, but I bet you're already starting to get an understanding of just what sort of man the prince is. Even still, you've got to protect the guy. And you did, fair enough I suppose. But that's how these things start, isn't it? One thing leads to another, and something that started small ends in all-out war. So either we can short circuit that right here, or I can kill you, then the prince, then Will. The prince, now I don't think I'd mind killing him. Honestly wish I'd done it sooner. But you and Will are just a couple of idiots caught in an absolutely fucked situation."
"What the fuck do you want from me, man?"
"Somewhere out there are Simon and his angels. Go find them, tell them that Val is hurt and that she needs help now."
It took only a glance between the two men, once I'd let Matt out from where I'd had him all but pinned against the shelf, to decide that doing what I'd asked was an excellent idea. And the two were on their way looking for Simon without further argument.
The prince said something I didn't bother hearing, and reminded of his presence, I picked him up by the collar. Again, the thought occurred just to kill him then and there. I wouldn't necessarily even be breaking my word to Matt and Will. But if I was going to do this leadership thing, I'd need to take care in curating my reputation. Killing this idiot wasn't the best way to do that.
So I tossed him into the far corner and told him not to go anywhere.
I knelt next to Val and brushed her hair away from the growing bruise, "Val, you okay?" I whispered.
She nodded, and then clutched at her head, "Ohhh..." she muttered weakly, "Not gonna do that again."
I held up my hand, "How many fingers."
"Six," she glowered, "I didn't get hit that hard."
"You kinda did."
Val sighed, "Bugger me, I got hurt, again."
"I'd tell you that I'll take care of everything, but I don't want you to break your hand slapping me upside the head."
"See? You're learning. Now would you help me up?"
"Just hold on a second, if those two know what's good for them- Ah, they're here."
The bell rang, and Simon and Victoria blew in with the wind, with Will and Matt not far behind.
"Over here," I said with a wave of the hand.
Victoria and Simon came to kneel by Val, who seemed irritated by the attention, while Matt and Will checked on their charge. I got a reproachful look from Matt but rolled my eyes. The idiot was still alive, what more did he want?
"She's going to be fine," Simon assured me.
I'd been too busy looking over at the prince and his new buddies to catch what he'd used for the spell, but Simon had cast something. Not that Val looked any better for it.
"I know," Val grumbled.
"Going to be fine," he repeated, "Right now you're all beat up," he handed me a tin, much like the one Temerity had kept her healing ointment in.
"Apply that before she goes to bed and after she wakes up-"
"I'm right here! I can use the stupid heal goo myself!"
"It'll take a few days, just make sure she gets enough rest."
"Aren't you the Body wizard? You're telling me you can't just fix this?"
He shook his head, "Healing magic is fucking complicated. Stuff like the ointment, it's safe. All it does is nudge the body to heal as it would naturally, only a little faster, and provides the energy needed to do it. Actual healing spells are more like invasive surgery, best not to do it unless the body can't sort things out on its own.
"What did you cast then?"
"Magic MRI, more or less. She's going to have a headache for a while, maybe feel a little dizzy, but there's no damage to the brain itself. Having a cartilage skeleton makes fey tougher than you'd think."
"That's all well and good," intruded a poncy little voice, "Now there are more pressing matters to attend to."
I put a staying hand on Val, and though she shot me a look, she stayed where she was as the rest of us stood.
"Is this the dipshit you and Cilla rescued?"
"Yes," Victoria agreed, "This is he."
The prince fixed Simon with his best haughty sneer, "I expect such behaviour from the giant, but I'd thought someone in your position would have the character to show a little respect."
"Hey buddy, I'm the guy who commands land and people. You're just some jackoff with a smashed airship."
"You are, of course, mistaken," the prince replied, "These two fellows have informed me of the local situation, and as this land was once of my world, I've seen fit to claim it in my own name. As such, I'll have no more of this looting of my property."
"Are you two fellows" Simon mocked, "Sure you want to stick with this guy?"
"The fuck else are we going to do?" Matt sighed, and Prince Guillaume did not seem pleased to hear this remark, "Wallace is a psycho, and you've got Jankin. We're not exactly overwhelmed by options here."
"There is another," Simon offered.
"That's quite enough," Guillaume cut in, "Come you two, we're leaving."
There was a shared look between the two rebels, and Will spoke, "Nah, say your bit, Simon."
"There are three entire cities out there, full of people who'd be glad to hire you. They'll pay you enough to live as well as anyone can in this world. You don't need to join my little club, just stick around till we get to the city. We'll leave early tomorrow, probably be there by dinner. I'll even make a few introductions," Simon offered.
"Fuckin' sold."
"You two promised me-" Guillaume began.
"Would you please shut up?" Matt sighed, "The only promise we made was to help you stake your claim. And these two are leaving anyway, right?"
Simon nodded, and I did as well. Assuming Amity could get the truck patched up before dusk, we could very well be spending the night back at the hotel.
"Well there you go, buddy," Will said with false cheer, "Job done, we're leaving."
Guillaume looked at each one of us in turn, making a show of memorizing our faces I suppose, before turning to leave. He paused on the threshold, his hand on the door, and glanced back, "I'll not forget this," he declared. And with that, he was gone into the blizzard.
"Melodramatic motherfucker isn't he?" Will observed.
Simon shrugged, "He's not our problem any more. Wallace here is the one that's got to put up with him as a neighbour though. No, just," Simon waved off their questions, "I'll explain later. For now, Victoria, would you please take them over to where we're loading the glider?"
"Certainly," she agreed.
A moment later, only Simon, myself, and Val remained.
"Don't tell me you're going to fly that thing out of here."
"God no, it comes apart," Simon explained, "One of my girls made this little magic engine, rearrange a few things and it rebuilds into a sort of motorized wagon. It's not quick enough to get us back to the city before dusk, but tomorrow is Last Light. The Long Night will give us plenty of leeway, even if the blizzard gives us trouble. What about you? I saw your truck, do you need a ride?"
"No, we can fix it. I'll be sleeping in my own bed tonight."
Simon spread his hands, "Fine by me, but you should know, I saw something on the flight over that might interest you. Particularly with this dickhead hanging around here."
I felt a sudden tug on my wrist, and I looked down with a start to see Val hauling herself to her feet. She held onto my arm for balance, but otherwise put on a strong face.
"Go on," she prompted.
Simon smirked, but did as she asked, "Maybe twenty-five miles from your tower block is a castle. Not sure how long it's been there, but there's a whole village built up around it. The thing's not done, but from what I saw, the castle came along with all its people too."
"It can't have been that long," Val considered, "That's near enough to make the journey in a single day, we would have seen some evidence if they'd been poking around before we arrived."
"I don't know, a bunch of medieval villagers, most of them probably never travelled anywhere near that far from home. And that's before their world got turned upside down. They're probably not keen on the idea of running around getting into trouble with strangers."
Simon spread his hands, "Whatever you two decide, the prince will probably have his eye on them too, once he learns they're there. Even half a castle is more than he has now. And he'll need people to farm for him if he doesn't want to starve out here."
"Wallace and I shall consider our options. Thank you for sharing this information with us."
The shorter man nodded absently as he began buttoning his coat. "Thirty degrees north, more or less, twenty-five miles out, more or less."
"And don't forget," he added, before stepping out into the cold. "Ointment in the morning, and ointment before bed."
Valentine gave him a little wave, and he too departed.
"He's just telling us about the castle to fuck over the prince."
"Quite."
Val was still a little unsteady on her feet, but I got her into the back room and sat her down where I'd been working on Amity. As for Amity, well, she was mostly dressed. She'd been hovering by the door, clad only in the apron from the cafe, worry written all over her face. But that quickly turned to a pained wince when she saw Val.
"I am so very sorry, I just-"
"You've got nothing to apologize for, Amity," I assured her.
"Look at her," Amity cried.
"I've had worse," Val muttered, "But I'd prefer not to spend another night here. The parts we need are-" she waved a hand vaguely, "Can you..."
"I'll take care of it," Amity promised.
And without another word or scrap of clothing, Amity was through the door with a fervour.
I looked down at myself, and at the coat Amity had sewn me to replace the one I'd so foolishly lost. It was dark grey rather than black, and the style was a little different, but the cut and fit were superb. Though that likely had something to do with the coat being tailored to me. It was a damn sight better than the quadruple extra large I'd had modified back home.
"Maybe we should have given her a little time to make something for herself," I suggested.
"We do have plenty of clothing back at the hotel," Val commented, and though she was trying to put on a strong face, I could hear the pain in her voice, "She's sure to like something. I don't know, maybe I'll grab a few things from the dressmaker's shop, just in case."
"Why don't I grab some things from the dressmaker's shop, and you relax," I told her, then grimaced, "Not that I want to leave either of you alone right now."
"Aww, you are just so sweet," Val smiled, "But I'll be fine," she reached into the front of her jumpsuit and withdrew one of her big wheellocks, "Amity's the one that needs help right now, I'll be along in a bit, I promise."
For the first time in a very long while, I wondered if I might be hallucinating this whole experience. Everything since getting hit by the dump truck and meeting Temerity. I mean, what else was I supposed to think as the image of Amity working on the truck resolved itself out of the icy fog. There she was, with the front of the truck taken apart, grease and engine oil smeared on her hands, apron, and face. I'd just taken her apart for fuck's sake, but here she was, looking as human as ever. Just so long as you ignored the extra set of arms, and the fact she was standing all but naked in the middle of a blizzard, none the worse for wear.
I pulled my toque, also a creation of Amity, down tighter around my ears as I approached. I was careful as I did, not to sneak up on her. I didn't know what her ears were like, but knew that at least I couldn't hear much of anything over the howling wind, so I was sure to approach within her eye line.
She glanced up as I drew nearer, and because nothing in this entire situation made sense, I just asked the question that was on my mind.
"What's your favourite colour?" I shouted, to the sentient robot, over the noise of the howling wind, while standing in the middle of Steampunk Napoleonic Disneyland.
Amity, it seemed, was unfazed by the insanity of the situation, and after a moment replied with a shout of, "Red.”
“Why?" she asked, beckoning me forwards into the relative shelter of the raised hood.
It wasn't much, but it did enough to make speaking a little easier.
"Gonna loot the dress shop before we clear out, we've got clothes back home, but I'm gonna grab some things in case you'd like to make something of your own."
Her reply was quiet, but I caught the shape of the words, even as the wind carried the sound of them away.
Thankfully it seemed that the prince hadn't checked the shop as he'd been searching for us, as surely the three of them would have tracked snow everywhere if they'd been through the place. As it was, the floor was clean and dry, at least until I started stomping around. My first stop was at the weapons, and axe, rifles, and ammo all went over one shoulder.
Near the back was a big sack of undyed yarn, which I promptly dumped out onto the floor. I still had my doubts about the safety of the dyes these people used, but green was the only one that came to mind as being particularly likely to contain awful things. Red then, was probably fine. Granted, it was for Amity, and I doubted she had to worry about whether her clothing contained lead or arsenic. Though there was always the chance we'd come into contact with it as well.
With that in mind, I also stuffed some raw cotton and silk into the sack, along with the selection of reds that I thought Amity might like. At least this way we'd have something safe to use, patching clothing and the like.
With the sack stuffed full, I did one last circuit of the shop, top to bottom, to make sure we'd not left anything behind. Finding nothing, I tied the top of the sack tight and stepped back out into the cold.
Val was with Amity at the truck by the time I returned. She sat in the cab with her hands tucked under her arms, shivering a little in the cold. My things went into the bed of the truck, and I came around to the front to see how Amity was doing.
"How are we so far?"
"We're about to find out," she called back, "I just finished replacing the oil. I warmed it a little inside. Hopefully, it will be enough for this to start in the cold."
Amity pushed the rod aside, and let the hood drop the last few inches. It shut with a clang, and she gave Val a nod.
The little fey shivered once and leaned down out of view. A moment later, I heard the starter motor chug for a moment, then catch, and the truck shuddered as it coughed to life.
Amity allowed herself a satisfied smile and wiped all four of her greasy hands on the front of her apron.
"Are you going to be okay? Riding in the back, I mean."
"Not much else to do really, I'll manage. Now come on, get in so we can pick up our winnings and get the hell out of here."
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