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Well folks you know what they say, third times the charm right? But that should only be the case if the 2nd was a failure or if a third is necessary. For Hell Girl's case? None of those should even be an option. Previously on the Hell Girl review saga I reviewed season 2 and still stand by statement when I said that season was very good. Most of the short stories and the main storyline was great, I'm glad I got to learn more about the 3 companions, the horror pretty much improved, and episode 26 was not only beautiful. But it wrapped the series up in a nice pink bow. Unfortunately Hiroshi Watanabe (the creator of series) and Studio Deen came up with a stupid idea. "Hey guys what if we made a season 3? Despite everything that happen in episode 26. Let's go for another." I know what some of you probably thinking "Did it sucked or did it turn out the opposite?" Let's not waste anymore time and find out. Here is my review of Three Vessels.
"Following the events of Jigoku Shoujo Futakomori, Ai Enma, the Hell Girl, has disappeared. Her former companions decide to lead normal lives, until their absent mistress returns to them with a new companion, and in a way that none of them anticipated.
Yuzuki Mikage is a normal schoolgirl who soon comes to understand the Hell Girl on an intimate level. During a dream-like trance in the bathtub, Ai kisses Yuzuki and possesses her. So when Yuzuki's friend decides to type in the name of their teacher in the Hell Correspondence website, Ai makes use of Yuzuki's body to accomplish her own task of ferrying the teacher's soul to hell. Yuzuki is disturbed by her new circumstances and wonders why she was chosen to continue Ai's work. Unfortunately for her, the Hell Girl and her assistants resume operation of Hell Correspondence, and she is dragged along for the ride towards hell itself." (My Anime List)
Suck is not the proper saying that I would use to describe this abhorrent trash. I feel like the words that I'm looking for is unforgivably awful. I truly despise Three Vessels. But I mostly despise Hiroshi and Deen for going along with this retched idea. What in the world could've possessed them and their tiny little minds to think that what they came up with was perfectly fine? Aside from Yen, I do not know. But I do know one thing. I know for a fact that I felt absolutely miserable watching this season as an almost whole (I'll explain what I mean later.) Sure there were crumbs of positives, but they are nothing compare to the giant boulders of issues that I have with this season.
Let's start off with problem number 1: the writing. The head writer for this season goes by the name Kenichi Kanemaki. He has been with the series since season 1. He's writing for three can be greatly described as waterdown. He's trying (at least I guess) to make season 3 work, but in the end it just mostly comes out going from being painfully average to downright terrible. A prime example of how bad the writing is would have to be the storyline for this unnecessary garbage season. Spoilers if you even care: So in episode 20 you learn that Yuzuki is the next candidate to become Hell Girl (thanks to Ai giving her the ability to see who will or already has made a contract with her.) Yuzuki tries everything she can to break away from this path. Continuously trying to stop anyone from making the deal with Ai or even trying to ask Tsugumi (who returns in this season) for advice. But just like Hajime she fails and Tsugumi doesn't even bother to help her (I'll talk more about this later. Trust me it's for the best that I do.) Later on episode 25 we got to learn about Yuzuki's past and find out that she actually died when she was a kid. An the life she lived through out middle school? Was only an illusion. After realizing this she decides to accept her duties as the new Hell Girl (Ai also vanishes), but later on decides to abuse these new found powers by sending someone she hates to Hell. The Master of Hell stops and punishes her by sending her to hell, but for some random unknown reason Ai (who's back for the second time apparently) and her companions save her from the master and explains to Yuzuki why she shouldn't have done that. After the explanation the Master decides to punish the random reappearance of Ai by making her Hell Girl again for all eternity. Ai accepts this and Yuzuki soul is set free, but wait there's more. Before her soul is set free Ai kisses Yuzuki on the lips and shows Yuzuki her past. Showing that she can relate to her problems of being hated by society. After this Ai let's Yuzuki's soul go and the show ends (also there's a season 4.) The end.
Where do I begin? Oh I know how about the fact that Yuzuki being dead this whole time feels like another big fat plot hole. You are only given two hints..... at the third half of season 3 (21-26.) Also if she was dead this whole time. How was Ai able to possess her? Better yet why didn't she try talking to Yuzuki about this and even her past to show she can relate before the third half? This whole "Yuzuki was dead the whole time" bull crap twist makes 0 sense and feels like this was created during the time the production crew was working on the last 7 episodes. Meaning they didn't plan this from the start. Two if Yuzuki did have a grudge against the people who screwed her and her mom over. How come the Master of Hell didn't meet her (before she died) and give her the same opportunity to punish those that did her wrong and sentence her to becoming the next Hell Girl just like he did with Ai? He's only appearance in this season (and I kid you not) IS AT THE FINAL EPISODE. One more thing Yuzuki said something that pissed me off. In the near end of episode 25 she called being the Hell Girl a job. It seems that Kenichi, Hiroshi, and Deen have completely forgotten so I guess I should be the one to explain this. Being the Jigoku Shōjo is not a job. It's a punishment that Ai had to learn and go through. A punishment she had already suffered and understood back in season 2, but forgotten in season 3 (another thing I'll dive into later.) How is that I a man who only watches and reviews anime understands this concept, but the idiots including the creator (who I will get in to in a bit) doesn't? Your guess is as good as mine.
Bonus note: There are some episodes in this season like 5, 12, 13, and 26 that repeat either the same formula and what was done back in season 1 and 2. Except the difference between these four and what was done previously. Is that season 1 and 2 had better writing, effort, and care. Where is this season's episodes feels like I'm watching a bad bootleg copy.
Problem 2: the directing. Season 3's directing was handled by none other than Hiroshi himself (I guess he doesn't trust no one with he's baby except himself.) Reason why was because the original director of the series Takahiro Omori decided he didn't want to be apart of this train wreck (and who can blame him) and decided to work on something a lot better than Three vessels, Baccano (wise choice in my opinion.) Anyway the best way I can describe Hiroshi's directing for season 3 is that he sucks. That's not discrediting him as a director. He has experience with being a director. It's just that when it comes to horror, he's not the best and it feels like he doesn't know what he's doing most of the time. One of my problems with he's directorial skills is that he's not very good when it comes to get people feeling fully invested in a story. You only feel a little interested (majorly with the short stories) and that's it. The only time when he did a good job was with 11, 16, and 21 (the only good episodes from this messterpiece.) The second problem is that most of the time he's not great at handling serious moments. Either because of what I said a few sentence ago or because of the torture scenes. Oh dear Kami the torture scenes. If your a fan of season 1 and 2 you know that torture scenes (regardless if some of them are meh territory) were seen serious and suppose to be seen as horrific, right? Well this time most of the torture scenes in this season..... are complete joke. Yeah there are a few that were taken seriously, but the only acceptable ones were at 11 and 19. a tiny couple were seen as meh. In summary (for this) I NEVER want to see Hiroshi be director for another horror anime ever again.
Problem 3: the characters. There are 5 characters (especially two specific ones) that I had an issue with the most through out Three vessels. Let's start with out from least to greatest with newbie Yamawaro. Yamawaro is a new addition of Ai's companions. My take on him is that he's bland and boring. Even though he's Ai's assistant he's mostly seen catering to that little cunt Kikuri's needs. What makes it worse is that once you reach episode 17 the anime decides to show he's backstory because the production crew realized that there's nothing likable about him. Not only does he's flashback makes no sense (according to him he met Ai in the past even though he's never appeared or mention in season 1 or 2), but it doesn't help out he's character either. Because after this episode he goes back to being bland and boring until he shows some emotions in episode 25. Next would have to be the little demon child herself Kikuri. That's right folks Lucifer's true favorite demon is back and she is way more annoying than she was back in season 2. What do I mean by that? Well in this season she is inserted and shown in every single episode in any scene the director sees fit. Being a nuisance not only to the clients, but Ai and her companions as well. I think she should be glad I was never apart of the show. Because if I did exist I would've beaten her with a golf club like Abby did with Joel in the Last of Us Part II until I was fully satisfied. You can call me overdramatic and terrible all you want, but if you knew that type of crap I had to put up this little rugrat. You would probably feel the same.
The third would have to be Yuzuki. Aside from feeling a little bit bad for the ridiculous and questionable crap she had to go through when she was alive and what Ai put her through. Just like Yamawaro, I don't fully care nor do I like her as character. There's nothing to nor is there any weight to this character aside from feeling some sympathy to her. Maybe if Kenichi and Hiroshi gave her bone or two. Maybe I would've cared and liked her fully. The second is Tsugumi. Hey Hell Girl fans remember how likable she was in season 1? That she was seen as smart, clever, and an overall likable main character? Well Hiroshi says "screw that. Let's take away everything that made her likable and instead make her a hopeless and useless idiot who accepts everything that's going on with Yuzuki. We also have to make sure she can't try to persuade Ai to not make Yuzuki the Hell Girl, but instead make her the chosen one." What's even more ridiculous is that she said these following lines back in episode 20 "I am without sin" and "I feel alone." If your hoping to get some answers out of these quotes. Your out of luck because she never explains.
An last, but never least number one Ai. If there is one character that got the worst short end of the stick. It's my number one favorite character from the series. So for some bullcrap reason Ai gets her abilities and memories of being the Hell Girl back (her companions don't even question this), kisses (because yuri bait) and possess Yuzuki, and not only does she goes back to being the Hell Girl again. She's perfectly fine with it. Meaning that everything that Ai did and was back in season 2 was meaningless and she doesn't get to move on to the afterlife. If your hoping to get an explanation for this idiocy especially the part where she's perfectly fine with being the Hell Girl again, kissing, and possessing a random girl's body. To that I say good luck to ya because just like Tsugumi. There is NEVER an explanation given to any of these questionable acts. She just there just cause. That and she has to find a new candidate (and coming back again to save her from being sent to Hell even though her job was done) for some stupid unexplained reason. Have I ever mention how much I hate this season? Because I still do. So much with my very fiber.
In conclusion this season was godawful and didn't need to exist. It was so bad that I didn't even bother watching the 26th episode because after reading what happens from it's wiki. I decided that I didn't want to go through anymore torture and just get on to making this review. The only way this season could've been seen as good is if the events of episode 26 of season 2 was changed into something that makes season 3's existence makes sense, Yuzuki was written to be a more likable character and her story of her being dead had more ground (and if there were some subtle hints through out season 3), Yamawaro's backstory made sense, had some good build up to it, and just like Yuzuki was fleshed out more, and lastly if Kikuri is killed off. But that's never going to nor should it happen. If I were you avoid this and season 4 like the plague and just pretend that season 2 was the true series finale. Because after this review is over I'm going to try my best to do the same. With that said I'm giving Three Vessels a 2.5/10, let me know what you guys think in the comments.
Bonus Note 2: When you think about it. Three Vessels is pretty much what would happen if 2020 was turn into an anime.
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2020.04.24 00:36 yomoxu Schoolgirl candid upskirt

This list is brought to you by Raskasar, who prompted its creation due to his funny post.
In order to join, candidates:

Now, with no further ado, our candidates include:
Artoria Pendragon (all versions): The King of Knights has the particular misfortune to be the little sister no matter which family she claims! Whether it's her big sister Morgana or her big brother Kay, Artoria is always the runt of the family!
Elisabeth Bathory: The top dragon girl idol of Transylvania is used to being judged, as her big brother Stephen was the royal judge of Hungary! One wonders if her imprisonment might have had to do with a long childhood of hearing her "hit" songs....
Medusa: this tall maiden may tower over her elder sisters when it comes to height, but Stheno and Euryale make sure that Medusa never forgets who sits at the bottom of the sibling hierarchy!
Ushiwakamaru: With eight older brothers, including her most famous brother, Minamoto no Yoritomo, Ushiwakamaru has it even worse than Medusa! Perhaps that flamboyant outfit of hers was an attempt to stand out in a family full of swordsmen...
Marie Antoinette: Vive le France! Or in her case, Vive le imouto of the Hapsburgs! One of thirteen children, Marie Antoinette was without question loved, pampered, and spoiled, so can it be any surprise that she knows precisely what to do to charm elder siblings everywhere?
Jeanne d'Arc: SCANDAL! This self-proclaimed onee-san is anything but an elder sister! The youngest daughter of a family of six, Jeanne attempts to escape her role as the baby and usurp Catherine-onee-san by brainwashing alternate versions of herself!
Artemis: the goddess of the moon may be a twin, but legend accords her the status of the younger twin sometimes, allowing her to qualify for this contest of imoutos! Pay no mind to the small bear on her shoulder as he mutters discontentedly.
Mary Read: Astonishingly, one half of the pirate duo is indeed a younger sister! While she can hardly be expected to remember her older brother, Mary nonetheless technically qualifies as an imouto.
Okita Souji: coughing her way through the preliminary qualifications, Okita had not one, but two elder sisters, relegating her consumption-afflicted lungs to the youngest and least healthy in the family!
Mordred: this dark horse candidate is one that the rules lawyers have been unable to confirm one way or another! Her accelerated growth and biological age make it a confusing mess as to whether or not she is the youngest daughter, but let us throw caution to the winds and accept her in the absence of Gareth.
Ryougi Shiki: the deadliest 4* Assassin may stand tall over all other challengers, but even as the designated heir to the Ryougi family of... respectable businessmen... she is naught but the younger sister! It's said that her big brother is the only person in this world able to tame this fierce warrior for long enough to brush her hair.
Florence Nightingale: Despite her reliable onee-san aura and... determined... approach to cleanliness, this surprise entrant is indeed a younger sister! Unlike her baby sister, Frances preferred to focus on writing and healing broken hearts, which given their similar looks, certainly had an NTRish element...
Medb: As MedbLily will comment, Medb is highly likely to have been the youngest daughter of the High King of Ireland. This status certainly would have Freud nodding to himself and scribbling notes as to at least of the influences to her later outrageous tendencies. That and the stray sororicide...
Xuanzang Sanzang: this sutra-reciting monk had plenty of reason to want to journey to the west! This youngest of four children just couldn't stand out otherwise, especially when her elder brother used his age to become a Buddhist monk before her!
Nitocris: Let no one claim that this imouto was not a loving sister! Just ask everyone she invited to dinner. After a few glasses of wine, everyone responsible for murdering her elder brother found themselves on their way to apologize!
Illyasviel von Einzbern: MyriadJokers insists that this extremely normal schoolgirl with silver hair, red eyes and an aristocrat-like name is absolutely a contender in the Chaldea Best Imouto Contest. Despite absentee parents with a tendency of being away due a mysterious job; despite having two maids in an otherwise commonplace residence; and (incidentally) despite having a non-blood related older brother, she is just your average imouto. Yup.
Penthesilea: the infamous Berserker of El Dorado had four elder sisters precede her to the status of Amazon Queen, a cursed title whose bearer typically ended up with a particularly bad end at the hands of stray Greek heroes. Even so, this combative battler cannot escape her status as an imouto!
Tomoe Gozen: Before she was a loving wife, the Archer of Inferno was an imouto, with her two elder brothers preceding her in warcraft! In the end, this little sister ended up in the Throne of Heroes, with her fellow imouto Heroic Spirits!
Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanova: With a nickname like the Imp, was there ever a doubt that the Grand Duchess was the imouto of the family? With mischief as her specialty, who knows what sorts of tricks she'd play to win?
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2020.03.30 21:13 magicmarktogo Schoolgirl upskirt candid

Between declaring the president of the local gaming student society his "nemesis" and multiple player groups ending his games with failed interventions, the California Apple has become a local legend in our tabletop roleplaying community. This is a saga of stories that our local circle has sat on for years. Enough time has passed where I am only marginally comfortable with writing about my textbook That Guy experience, so please forgive the long-winded post. Seriously, if it weren't for the pandemic boredom, I would not have written this. Some details have been paraphrased in favour of avoiding the contained nuances of this social group, but each aspect of this is a trainwreck in its own right.
This particular story is one of many, focusing on his introduction to our playgroup as a fellow player. This is a long one, so pour yourself a hot cup of coffee and enjoy the read.
TL;DR: Comic Book Villain "That Guy" introduces a child character for the wrong game and decides to let his ego play instead. He then makes things infinitely worse for everyone in the process, never compromising for the sake of the game.
~~
So, where to begin?
The first game that I played alongside the California Apple was one of my first TRPGs, actually. The campaign was held on campus with a somewhat inexperienced DM. It used the World of Darkness system, which was fitting for the homebrew intrigue game.
Apart from yours truly, the rest of our group consisted of one experienced DND player, the DM, the California Apple, and two high schoolers that were mutual friends between me and the DM. The DM, DND vet, Cali Apple and I had all gone to the same university at some point and were members of the student TRPG club. So yeah, we are all friends that see each other OOG quite regularly.
In this setting, I think society had moved to a colony in space due to the destruction of Earth or something. Far into the future, humanity has rebuilt and new politics have been established. This was neither the story nor the hook that we built our characters on since it was pretty inconsequential, but it was relevant to character creation anyways.
My character was none other than Hall Monitor Helen Brownstein (yes, taken from the Brandon Rogers character), who had been investigating a series of mass murders and gang activity as it slowly encroached in the inner-city school that she worked in. This was a serious twist on a fun character, and she would later become the anchor for the group in the first session. She was probably made in poor taste, but I was very new to tabletop games at the time and wanted to test the waters with a character I was less personally invested with. Regardless, the DM approved and actually used my idea of the school as the starting point for the story.
For reference, the rest of the party followed the same format; they each created something semi-serious and plot-relevant with a light quirk to make them entertaining.
For example, somebody played a scientist that rode around on a skateboard, and the player also showed up to sessions on campus, in a lab coat, riding on a skateboard. They were investigating the mass murders in pursuit of knowledge. Unfortunately, Doctor Rad's awesome character was upstaged by the manchild this story was written after.
The California Apple had brought [teenage schoolgirl from an anime], which had been the exact same character that he had been playing for every single campaign, unbeknownst to me. While some of us were new to the craft, he was not, so keep that in mind. I don't remember the character name because he never actually roleplayed, despite always talking about it as if this character was larger than life. They are the Anime Protagonist from Anime Name, and that's the only depth there.
In an attempt to bounce ideas around during the session zero, I (and others) suggested that she could go to my school as a potential inner-party connection. Friendly and straightforward enough of an idea, right? Well, in the place of reasonable discussion for the benefit of the game, the California Apple defiantly shakes his head and shuts us down with no explanation.
"Protagonist Name is from Japan," he states, "and she is 14 years old."
The anime stuff didn't mean much to me, as I was also playing a character influenced by another form of media. Yet as he described his character, he said a lot of things that completely ignored the basic rules that the DM set for the setting. For starters, Japan (among other countries) didn't exist in this world (the NotEarth colony thing). Of course, this also meant that all of the locations and characters tied to them didn't fit into the setting, either. Since the DM wasn't picky and was fine with everyone else building a character based on our real-life 2015 North American culture norms, he decided to let it slide.
The next question was about the backstory and what motivates them to follow the DM's plot.
"She is Protagonist Name from Anime Name."
Sparing the useless details, the character just had her own TV plot with nothing else. California Apple never explained more than what she was from and showing us his saved art of her on his laptop. Nothing related to the mystery or mass murders going on in the DM's game. He didn't even come up with character motives despite the DM asking for them during character creation (and him agreeing to produce them). Regardless of what was said about the setting, he insisted on playing an anime character that could not be logically connected to the homebrew in any capacity. Even though the rest of us had molded ourselves to the setting, the DM didn't make him change his character because it didn't seem like these details mattered to the California Apple anyway. Still, it was off-putting how little he was willing to adjust the character even slightly so the DM could motivate him properly.
In hindsight, this character had meant far more to Cali Apple than I realized. She was his Facebook profile picture and always managed to come up in conversation. I never paid much attention to it because I didn't watch anime, but in his mind, this young cartoon schoolgirl was his wife-to-be. Sadly, the disconnect with reality was the only real thing there.
Don't get me wrong - a character with nothing really going on story-wise is nothing to write home about. It's not great, it's also not the worst thing ever. Yet, despite all of that, there was a motive this character had - Apple's undeserved ego and a false sense of pride.
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Session 1 The DM wanted the party to pick a face, somebody that could host the team of investigators and take the first steps in leading the search for the truth. Preferably a player that worked well with others and could be trusted to manage the party's resources. We quickly glanced around the table for a moment, as seemingly everyone was politely waiting for a candidate to announce themselves.
I, a social character tied to a location that the DM had already approved for the world, offered to take the reigns to start off the plot.
My first mistake, right there.
The other players (well, the ones that spoke) agreed and affirmed this. I was the most assertive roleplayer in the table at the time, and I was the only player that essentially hung out with the entire table out of game in some capacity. A few of the other folks were a bit shy, so this made the most sense to us.
I had made it through my 2nd question about what this entailed when I was rudely interrupted by a certain manchild. Feeling that his awkward silence had been rudely ignored, he aggressively tapped his index finger to the boardroom table that we played on. As it turns out, the conclusion had angered the California Apple, who was offended that his 14-year-old minor was not nominated for the party leadership role.
Normally, if somebody wanted a role that I was impartial to, I wouldn't have an issue with them taking it. However, the Cali Apple had a pretty bad table presence due to his general disagreeableness in the previous conversations, and the rest of the party was on the same page here. To be clear, this man did not speak up until after the rest of the party had settled on me, and he was already sour about it.
"But my character is Protagonist from Anime," he pleads, turning redder by the minute.
Unsure whether the California Apple was being serious or not, the other players scrutinized this heavily as we prodded the slew of problems that would come of this. We asked if she even had motives to spark the plot, and how her teenage status (no resources whatsoever) would affect her ability to host the party at a location - literally the only prerequisite the DM needed. He could have been given the role if he supplemented the needed details, but the California Apple had no answers to any of these questions. None at all, despite worshipping his character. Instead, his face darkened like wine as he refused to give direct answers. He just starts getting defensive and persisting that he should lead the party... because he just should. During this exchange, he implied at numerous points that our characters were incompetent and that his child was the important one because they were an anime character. He didn't seem to understand that the rest of us not being straight character rips didn't mean that we would be any less important to the story. He also didn't understand that this decision was far less important than what he was making it out to be.
I wasn't willing to fight this battle in the first session, so I prompted the DM to intervene and make the decision so we can start playing. The Apple had started an argument over the simple question of where the story would start, and this would be the staple of every clash at the table for the rest of the campaign.
"What character has the higher Presence stat?" the DM asks, "Let's see who would make more sense for this."
My character, a strict disciplinarian for young folk, had higher Presence than the child. I had three in Presence, which was safely above average. Remember this detail. The DM uses this one-time ruling to settle the argument and launch us into the introduction at the school.
Everyone but the upset Apple was fine with this conclusion. Regardless of his protest, we continue with the game and jump into the story. He disengages partway through the session, as he normally does in games, but refuses to respond to me specifically out of spite. I notice that he starts erasing stuff from his character sheet as the game plays on.
Session 1 ends on a high note. Those of us who were invested quickly bonded over the game. Nobody really comments too much on the potential table drama because the rest of us had a lot of fun roleplaying. Some chaotic stupid stuff happened because the masochist DM rolled heavily in favour of inconveniencing the party (our investigation mission had ended on a mall exploding in the after-hours), but that was just the DM's inexperience. Almost everybody had fun anyways.
~~
Session 2 We hear from the DM that Cali Apple has made major changes to his character between sessions, but don't get much detail. Thank God. Session 2 rolls around and the DM narrates Cali Apple's first character leaving on a motorcycle. They had one of those? Okay.
California Apple 2, a new character, enters the school. This was where we had privately gathered in our meeting room to debrief our findings of the previous session, so we were hoping for at least some kind of explanation on how this complete stranger had come to find our party. We have heard nothing of the character change and are told by the DM that his new character will join the party through roleplay at the table with nothing retconned.
We agree with unease and decide to just play out the scene.
The first thing that Cali Apple does is spend two minutes describing his new character's outfit, making sure to mention the lace and cleavage of the, again, very young character. She is another character from an anime, and this one is a music star of some kind... with, no motive to solve the case whatsoever. No reason or desire to be part of the team. He again insists on playing a protagonist that does stuff separate from the plot. There are still no setting-relevant character connections or backstory. They are just Anime Protagonist from an entirely different dimension, here only because here is where the game is. Absolutely zero explanation on why she is there, nobody knows who she is, or what she wants to do. So far, we have no idea why he would even want to redo his character entirely considering the last one had barely been developed.
We were willing to help him with this and give him suggestions, but he flat out refused everybody at the table.
The California Apple states that we recognize his new character as the famous world-wide "idol", Anime Protagonist. He also says that we are fans of her music. We insist that we aren't. He says he took a dot in fame (a merit in the handbook), so we have to know who she is. DND vet reminds him that the effects of the lower end of that merit should apply to NPCs and not the party. We each present reasons why our character would have no interest in her music and therefore would not immediately love her like he is demanding we do.
Now, I'll admit that part of this was me really not wanting to stroke his ego rather than me being impartial to a character concept. Either way, I fundamentally believe that you can't force your party into a positive disposition with a brand-new character based on status alone. None of our characters have stated musical tastes, all of us are adults that could easily be out of touch with teenage popular culture based on our own backstories. The DM settles in our favour, and the scene starts for real now.
The following exchange occurs in our meeting room (paraphrased):
Me: (sarcastic, in character) What are you doing here, young lady? The fourth graders are not supposed to be back here.
California Apple: I'm here to take over this investigation.
There is a pause as the rest of us glance at each other and back to the California Apple.
(Multiple): What? Who are you?
California Apple: You haven't been doing a good job so far. I'm here to take over.
Me: What is it with you little shits and taking over detention? This is a private gathering.
California Apple: (He jolts the table with his index finger again, a power move to prepare us for the awesome metagaming to come.)
(Multiple): Who are you again?
California Apple:
"I have four in presence, magicmarktogo only has three [he refers to my actual name and stats, which I have no idea how he learned them without me telling him. This is no longer roleplaying]. So I'm the party leader now."
Jaws dropped around the room as players, engaged and not, met the California Apple with confused stares. He did his best to put on a smug grin, but nobody was buying it. Our gears quickly started turning.
Realizing that he had scrapped a character to make a new one with Fame and Presence solely so he could usurp that one stupid role from me, half of the party began giggling while the other half cringed in disgust. I was a mix between the two. More importantly - the role has already served its purpose as an introduction to the story. It has no bearing on the advancing action and no longer imposes anything on the party.
We give him the chance to choose his words more carefully, but he insists that he wants to introduce himself in this bad, super-meta way. He wants this to be the thing that shoehorns his character into play. An argument with the party. He hasn't even introduced himself in character yet.
The DM, being chaotic neutral in his own alignment, is not intervening whatsoever.
A few of us explain that the one-time ruling about the higher presence stat was improvised to settle an argument, and shouldn't be an ongoing status thing. Additionally, the status of the role gives absolutely nothing and does not force the will of the party leader onto the party. The Cali Apple, not expecting more resistance, shrivelled into a new shade of sundried-tomato red as he immediately got frustrated.
"I knock out magicmarktogo with a punch to the face," he exclaims (again referring to my name, not my character).
The DM, finding this an interesting thing to waste a half an hour on, gives a wicked smile.
The DM tells him to roll a brawl attack, saying that I don't get defence because it is a "surprise attack". I insist, the DM only encouraged this just because he wanted the chaos to continue. The DM admitted in hindsight that this was a shitty move. The attack was unprovoked. Seriously, I had not done anything to his character at that point.
He rolled a ton of dice, and then quickly scooped up said dice before anyone could check his score. He announced that he got 7 successes (a rare exceptional success in the punishing WOD), which was extremely unlikely because of his low dice pool. Unfortunately, nobody saw his character sheet until later in the campaign to call him out on his obvious roll-fudging.
The DM uses the system where exceptional successes (5+ successful dice) count for the intended effect and then some, so I am immediately knocked unconscious. Nothing in the game rules should have allowed this to happen as it did, but it happens anyway. California Apple then brings attention to his character's nail extensions and says that he should do lethal damage. For some reason, he has taken claws and flavoured it as nail extensions. The DM concedes that because of the exceptional success, I get two extra lethal damage and start to bleed out.
Reading the last paragraph over again, I realize how this can easily turn into a post about how bad the DM was for even condoning this. Seriously? A "surprise attack" when I am facing him, and also speaking to him?
During the ensuing fight with the party, the California Apple is complaining about every successful grapple on his character and effectively begins kicking and screaming in-game to try and get out of this bad situation. Somehow, while this is going on, he maintains out-of-game that this maneuver was successful and that he is now the rightful leader of the party.
Out of game, our entire party is still giggling about how awful this encounter with California Apple's second character is, and I'm not even upset that I was KO'd with no rolls or action on my end. The audacity of all of it was something to behold. I couldn't be mad at this point. DND vet, the closest player rules-lawyer, notes the terrible rulings contributing to this.
Back in the game world, the party has stabilized me and has restrained the California Apple. They tell him on my behalf that he is not in charge, and is now on thin ice. He doesn't accept this. Instead, he just turns California Apple red and goes silent, disengaging from it all.
Oh, and he never told anybody his name in-character as a result of his bullheaded metagaming.
~~
Shrouded in infamy, the California Apple received his nickname after we had noticed how his appearance would change during any instance of receiving criticism or during one of his insulting rants at other players. His roundish face would take on a particular red hue. This, combined with the brown Alfalfa stem rising behind his "vagabond" hair, bore the appearance of a certain fruit.
But this story isn't over. It gets so much worse ingame and out. Most of the table was pretty new to the game when this happened. DND Vet, who had actually read the rules, helped explain some of what was up. We didn't even know what a That Guy was, yet we slowly built the archetype ourselves out of the California Apple over the next few sessions of this campaign.
Why did I stick around? The awesome charisma and unity of literally everyone else at the table made this game probably one of the best RPG experiences that I have ever had. Regardless of the DM's actions (or lack thereof), we still had a great time.
Apart from him successfully murdering my character a few sessions down the line (the highlight to this entire debacle), the California Apple would start a new campaign for another day of the week, using mostly the same group. The saga branches at this point, as two separate shitshows begin. His campaign, a downward railroad roller-coaster into narcissistic insanity, did not last long. His behaviour in both RPGs would escalate to the point of getting him barred from the TRPG student society entirely, so stay tuned.
Apologies for the lengthy post. Thank you for reading.
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2020.03.08 18:46 mastermascovich [Spoilers] I finally finished the Baldur's Gate Trilogy!

Finally, after many years of fits and starts, I completed my first playthrough of the Baldur's Gate trilogy! I now understand why this game is constantly praised as one of the greatest RPGs of all time. It is little wonder to me why so many fans continue to play this game and talk avidly about it even decades after its release. Here are some musings based on my first experience:
General


Specific Observations and Reactions
My favorite moments (mostly involving cameos)
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2020.02.17 11:59 OmnivorousWelles Schoolgirl candid upskirt

Egdar Wright has announced the plot for the movie Lost in Soho, and it sounds right up his alley, mixing his cinephilia and his love for British culture and its signifiers, as well as his definite flair for horror. In honour, here are some movies that may be worth checking out, from my research:
I Start Counting (1969)
A wonderful and totally underrated 60's quasi horror with Jenny Agutter. It's about a young Catholic schoolgirl in the middle of swinging London, haunted by memories of her parents death and increasingly convinced her adoptive brother (whom she's attracted to) is a serial killer. It's a really interesting portrait of the time when old fashioned England was giving way to swinging London (a la Blowup), and mixes it's horror plot with a gentle coming of age story (Agutter, 16 at the time, is excellent in the role), modish visual tricks, allusions to Alice in Wonderland, Catholicism and Hitchockian thrills.
Blowup (1966)
One of the most commercially successful and influential art movies ever made, Antonioni's Blowup is to many THE swinging London picture. Following youth icon David Hemmings as an amoral, jaded photographer who alternates between shooting/sleeping with fashion models and taking candids of everday life, and finds himself awaken from the stupor of his life by a photograph which may or not reveal that a murder has taken place. super slow, ambiguous and featuring a performance by The Yardbirds (with both Jeff Beck AND Jimmy Page!) , the source of so many movies - The Conversation, Blowup, Deep Red, Cache - can be found here.
The Sorcerers (1967)
Now a legendary figure in horror history due to his death by overdose at the age of 21, Michael Reeves reputation rests largely on his grim final work Witchfinder General, but considerable acclaim has also been laid on his bitter sci fi horror work The Sorcerers. The plot follows an elderly couple - one half played by horror legend Boris Karloff - who invent a mind melding device to live vicariously through a hip young man (Ian Ogilvy) in the midst of Swinging London, who falls prey to their perverse and sadistic impulses.
Haunted House of Horror (1969)
Probably more famous for what could have been (director Michael Armstrong planned this to be a direct indictment of permissiveness, and to star David Bowie, whom he'd made a short called the image with), this ended up as an early proto Slasher starring a very different sort of youth idol - Frankie Avalon. Armstrong also made the infamously disgusting historical horror Mark of the Devil and later wrote and produced the sober The Black Panther - a true account of a serial killing spree and kidnapping gone wrong aided by media interference that was crucified by the press for making a movie so soon after the tragedy, and was quickly suppressed.
The Party's Over (1964)
Made by Guy Hamilton of Goldfinger fame, this deals with a father's attempt to find out what actually happened to his daughter, who disappeared in London's party scene and fell under the influence of a the malevolent Oliver Reed. With a tortured censorship history (necrophilia was involved), this has been released by the BFI Flipside label - which Wright is a fan of (he has tweeted about the mondo style London documentary London in the Raw)
Twisted Nerve (1969) Assault! (1970) Frenzy (1972)
A trio of British gialli, Twisted Nerve traffics in depraved youth as a young murderer who will ocasionally impersonate his mentally impaired brother. Kill Bill's famous whistling theme had its roots in this. Assault! is a straggler of the bizarre subgenre of schoolgirls in peril film, while Frenzy is Hitchcock freed from censorhship constraints and dealing with the nastiness of the modern world as a rapist runs amok in London.
Mumsy, Sonny, Nanny and Girly (1970) and Secret Ceremony (1968)
Two films dealing with bizarre family units in modern London: the Spiderbaby quasi remake Mumsy was aimed specifically at the Swinging London/Mod set as a dark comedy, while Joseph Losey's maddeningly pretentious Secret Ceremony performs a similar setup much more artily. It's a tough watch, but worth it for some fashions and as indicator of what "art cinema" could lool like its worst.
Hope this intrigues you! I have an earlier post about the young directors of British New Wave horror movies here: https://www.reddit.com/TrueFilm/comments/b1jlkn/young_british_horror_directors_of_the_70s_in/
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2020.01.22 08:39 Real_SaviourPrime Schoolgirl candid upskirt

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2019.10.11 11:53 IlhaamT Upskirt schoolgirl candid


Simone Biles
There is a clear tendency for women with “particularities”, such as mental decease or ethnic minority origins, to gain public attention and, thus, to get successful. Like Greta Thunberg or Elizabeth Warren. Sixteen-year-old Swedish activist has targeted the world leaders with accusations live on air. Isn’t it too much allowable for a mentally ill schoolgirl? No, as no one has right to offend a MENTALLY ILL WOMAN. Warren, 2020 Democrat presidential candidate has made her name as a woman listing herself as a minority in professional directories. Last year, though, her political opponents pressured Warren to do DNA test showing that she was only 1/1024th Native American. The story could have cost a man his political career, but Warren is doing well. Because she is a WOMAN! Teflon Serena Williams is another successful woman with “particularities”. She has been given permission to take banned substances. She may intimidate a judge, as she did it at the US Open final last year, and get away with it. Why? Because she is a BLACK WOMAN.
Taking into account these three components of success, there is a perfect fit for a POTUS candidate, a woman who can get unbelievable results in today’s feminist world. This is Simone Biles as she is:
WOMAN
BLACK
MENTALLY ILL
Just because she has Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) – disease similar to Greta’s one – Simone Biles was allowed to take methylphenidate, i.e. use doping, before the Rio Olympics in 2016.
If pseudo-Cherokee Elizabeth Warren is running for the Oval, why wouldn’t babe Simone make it too? Maybe, she’ll have more “bright and wonderful future” than Greta Thunberg.
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2019.07.09 02:52 themadkingnqueen Schoolgirl candid upskirt

1
The sun ran across the mid-morning sky as forty splendidly plump cows made their way along the conveyor belt. Streaked with mud, grinding and groaning along rusty teeth the gears reluctantly fed the cows into the black barn. Salt licks held together by twine and wishful thinking descended along the track, keeping the attention of its passengers while mechanical arms busied themselves with the actual milking. Though the main holding tank was more corrosion than steel and leaked in a dozen places, it kept the product just barely cold enough for sentient consumption.
Far across the field a dusty storefront turned its neon sign on and an old woman gently slid herself into the rocking chair opposite the register. She nudged a small lever near her foot which was too painful to bend over to reach anymore, sending a small stream of ice cold cream into an empty mug before nudging it back off and reclining back to take a hearty sip.
George ambled up as he always did right before lunch to chat with her; both knew that he was her first customer most days.
“You really should let a few of my grandchildren farmhand before the season’s through,” he asked half joking.
“You know what George I think I will, I’ll have them feed the chickens,” she retorted.
“I’d be happy to...if you had any chickens.”
“I’ll buy a flock of chickens the day you get some grand-kids.”
He chuckled knowingly and went off along the dusty road in his buggy; having completed his morning ritual which had gone unchanged for the last 30 summers. To the casual observer these two were in the throws of blackest dementia but to everyone in town it was a welcome sight to see them still alive and joking.
The sun was cresting a far hill when it suddenly sprouted dust. In the far distance the unmistakable rumble of hover-coach was getting closer. The old woman got up spryly and busied herself dusting off the paint chipped storefront. Shifting down from cruising speed, it slowed down enough for the parking feet to extend out below it.
With a jolt that sent small rodents scurrying in the fields, the coach landed bluntly in the middle of the road.
The main hatch opened on its side and a smartly dressed but clearly anxious captain walked out followed by a mousy man with trifocals and an old-fashioned tablet.
“I was just thinking my luck ran out but here come the thirstiest looking young men I’ve seen in years. How many do you need?” She inquired curtly holding up the cleanest looking jug of milk she always kept on hand for out-of-town visitors.
The second man hurriedly threw a handful of dark red coins onto the counter and snatched the jug drinking greedily.
The other man eyed her and the farm in the distance for a moment and then produced a small scroll held in place by a green ribbon.
“I have a delivery here for a Mrs. WoolWeaver.”
“Oh, Mrs. WoolWeaver was my mother you can call me Bonnie.”
Somewhat taken aback he extended the scroll to her. She took it from his hands and removed the green ribbon which she threw on the ground where it flashed black and incinerated itself. Holding the scroll at arms length she hurriedly read it and a small frown came across her face.
Having been through this process a thousand times before the man nudged his smaller counterpart who flicked a few switches on the tablet and it projected into the air an impossibly lengthy contract which was long enough to cover her ramshackle barn and field in its merciless blue glow.
He spoke quickly and breathlessly, “by accepting the summons you hitherto subscribe and enlist yourself in the urban defense forces for a period no less than twenty common revolutions or you enlist one of your family members in your stead as substitute you release from arbitration the coalition of the willing...” he paused pregnant but she said nothing and just continued meekly staring.
The larger man interrupted rudely, “given your less-than stellar physical condition due to age or possible senility I recommend signing a son or grandson at this time to serve in your place.”
Her eyes widened and she said softly, “no, I think I’ll enlist myself.”
The small man was taking another swig of the milk jug but spit it out and said “the urban defense force can accept remunerative or in-kind supplies to buy a spot if you are unwilling to enlist someone in your family….I think no more than 25 or 30 cows would suffice and I’ll happily type it up so you get half of them back next season once the wars over...”
She smiled warmly between dentures too small for her mouth and rotten from age, “you got wax in your ears? I’m enlisting tell me where to sign.”
The large man’s face was turning redder than the scattered coins on the desk when he replied “ma’am if you’re seeking a physiological exemption from service for one of your loved ones we can work that out, I don’t know who you’re protecting but you have my word as a commandant of the urban defense force that they won’t see front line action I’ll pull whatever strings are needed to get him in the auxiliary but we must not leave here without resolving this presently.”
“I invoke the right of summary enlistment.”
At this the small man beamed while the large one scratched his head.
He flipped through a few screens, typed in quickly and hit the side button and a very different contract projected itself on the ground.
“Under penalty of perjury and betrayal of the supreme council you invoke this right on today the 31st of May 2399 to be summarily enlisted, you attest that you are Bonnie P WoolWeaver, have lived at 105.5 Burnt Mill Road your entire life and have no allegiances no any non-terrestrial faction or persons who would impede us in any way?
“I do, I am, I have and I don’t. Anything else?”
“Just put your finger here on the pad and we’ll do the blood work on site as you’ve requested.”
Bonnie walked over to the man with the pad and placed her thumb onto onto a glowing red box near the middle of it and a tiny needle extended drawing her blood.
The pad whirled and clicked twice before dinging and turning green as it printed out an identification card which she grabbed before the larger man could protest further.
“It is with reluctance I welcome you as conscript Grade 1.B., please be ready for collection in three hours I will send transport for you at that time.”
“Oh I doubt I’ll last three minutes in this dreadful heat let alone 3 more hours, I’m ready now if you’re going in the same direction mind giving an old woman a lift to base?”
“Sign here waiving your right to recess and get in, we have a planet to save.”
2
Corporal Arbuckle slid shut the privacy shield from the main holding compartment of the coach while it lifted effortlessly into the sky. Tough he thought better of it he pulled out a receiver and squawked at the old lady “do you need to contact anyone to ensure the change of hands of your farm before we get to base? We have a blackout window of 30 days once you’re fitted and processed and not even your kids are allowed contact...”
She smiled and said with a defeated tone in her voice “well mostly everything’s automated down there, you’all pay me not to sell more than a certain amount anyway, to keep costs down, so I really stopped caring about the farm at all once those subsidy checks rolled out in the 80’s.”
“Understood miss.”
The large man checked a box in front of him declaring the farm government property and left it for a war-time ration committee to determine who got the cows and why.
Somewhere in the cabin a small ‘ding’ was heard and the mousy man looked nervously at the larger one “please don’t tell me you just hit quota.”
“So what if I did” he rebuffed.
“She’s not in her right mind, she won’t pass the mental physical and she’ll be on the next shuttle back to that run-down dirt hole in a week, tops.”
“And?”
“How do you sleep at night sir?”
“With two stripes on one arm and a woman on the other, now shut up you’re only here in an advisory role anyway.”
The small man busied himself perusing the summary file with no small amount of curiosity.
3
The base doctor was screaming at the top of his lungs over the vid-screen: “You think this is some kind of joke enlisting some fossil! I won’t waste a damn penny on this relic, she’s got cataracts, arthritis, osteoporosis, a bad back and hasn’t had a solid meal since ‘92 when the meat ration was doubled by accident.”
Arbuckle sneered at the doctor “she enlisted herself we couldn’t stop her.”
“Like hell she did this, I don’t care how you pulled this off but I wont rest until Captain Combs and Rear Admiral Yen rip those leaves from your worthless arm you hear me!”
“Right after you have her equipped for duty. Not a minute sooner.”
A devilish grin painted itself on the doctor’s face as he considered the words of his petty officer “fine, have it your way.”
About a hundred years ago it was mandatory for all inter-base communications to go over encrypted lines but all the base 10 locks on that call couldn’t stop a determined old woman with her ear pressed against the doctor’s door from hearing every juicy tidbit.
The doctor steadied himself and grabbed a handful of release and waiver forms from the bottom drawer of a locked filing cabinet – taking note of the half empty bottle hidden beneath it which he dutifully slugged before wiping his mouth on the white coat and returning to the patient area.
“I have good news and bad news. Bad news is you’re not fit to hold a rifle, also you voluntarily exempted yourself from the support roles so I can’t ship you to the mess to peel potatoes or mop the canteens in central. Also you have a bum ticker, an abscess where a wisdom tooth should be and there’s about as much calcium left in your bones as dishwater.”
“My ears are fine though, I take it, since you haven’t given me the good news.”
“Well yes, there is good news but I don’t know how to explain it to you.”
“I’ve been a midwife to a thousand barn animals with more manners than you.”
“Fine you know what you old bag? Remember the 6 Million Dollar Man?”
“I’m old sonny-jim but not that old!”
“My immediate orders are to fit you for battle, you have to be front line ready in just a few days and the only way that’s happening is if I rebuild your body from scratch.”
“You’re going to turn me into a cryo-soldier?”
“Better, faster, stronger than any cryo-soldier before.”
Bonnie giggled like a schoolgirl.
“Thought you were too young to catch the reference?”
4
Requisitions in the military are more art that science.
Quartermasters can be bribed, captains put in for gear they aren’t trained for and doctors request doomsday weapons as a joke from time to time.
4000 feet below the marble pillars of Central hid the Office of Budget, Management, Lasers and Commissions. The purse strings of the one-world-government were held rapt by a legion of soulless bureaucrats who would never see the light of day or even a single civilian for that matter as their role was paramount to being impartial and immutable.
Mike 2351.01 was entering his twentieth anniversary as senior budget analyst. In his tenure he’d approved trillions of fund requests and denied a hundred fold more. Every single dime that came across his desk was to be scrutinized, considered and negotiated. Base commanders asking for toilet paper were just as hamstrung by the bureaucratic apparatus as generals demanding new tanks at the front. He’d put in for a new terminal sometime a decade ago and ironically was the same person to deny that request – so byzantine was this government office.
He sat down at his cubicle gazed longingly at the simulated lazy sea waves that virtually lapped his feet beneath the desk. He turned the dial on his omni-tube and synth-coffee sputtered out.
“No cream still?” he muttered to himself as it burned his mouth.
Across his screen yesterday a summary enlistment had flickered around 4pm and he approved it without even glancing at the details.
However today a requisition form attached to that same summary enlistment was glaring him in the face when he got to work.
The facts of the case were usually meaningless dressing to him; half the forms were illegible usually when filled out in the field.
“Form DD119-601932881” it said in precise black font across the top but he knew the form colloquially around the office as being ‘Super Soldiers 4 U.”
They weren’t allowed to read the news, infra-office communications were painfully regulated and even gossip over lunch could carry with it disclosure forms by dessert which would make a judge quake in fear.
Mike therefore wondered quietly to himself just how bad the war was going on the surface. He had noted a pattern forming with fewer summary enlistments and more conscription coming in daily. Ammunition requests were getting larger with more expensive calibers needed hourly.
As he pondered his next steps, the vibrant ticking clock in the top right of his screen was turning from green to yellow as he had already used up half of his ‘consideration recess’ before a decision was made for him – by a supervisor who was sure to spend the next quarter repaying the favor with mandatory overtime and rotating sleep berths.
Mike felt crunched by time and considered his options. Below a candid photo of his from back in the academy was his average authorization per requisition and time-per-case which were both threatening to change for the worse if he mishandled so large a request.
So mike pulled out a quarter and flipped it, head = approved tails = denied.
It landed heads and he checked the box manually on a signature pad near his mouse which dinged approvingly.
While his costs had risen dramatically in an instant, he kept his per-claim processing time under a minute and that was why he got to sit at the beach.
The next request was for penicillin but it was a civilian petitioner who had failed to properly check box 359 with “for personal or communal use,” so he rejected it; forcing it to be resubmitted in a few years with the right paperwork this time.
5
Bonnie somewhat nervously sat at the doctor’s side as the request sat in ‘pending’ in vibrant red letters.
“How long is this going to take doctor” she meekly inquired.
“Sometime between 30 seconds and 30 years but I filed it under ‘emergency wartime requisitions’ so I think it got put on the top of the -”
Before he finished the sentence the screen rang approvingly as her file was upgraded to “60193281-B.O.N.N.I.E.”
She looked at the doctor in mock surprise “did I do something wrong?”
“Not at all; let’s get a move on to the crylo-later before Arbuckle’s pompous ass finds out.”
For such an old woman she kept surprisingly good pace with the doctor as they jogged to the nearest elevator. They entered the deeper levels of the facility and a gruff guard with a mechanical ‘third arm’ (as they were nicknamed) demanded their paperwork before progressing.
The doctor proffered a copy of the approved DD119-601932881 with a grin and the guard eyed him suspiciously before nodding and motioning to the gate behind him.
They exited the door adorned with automated turrets and infrared scanners and headed onward to a brilliantly clean cryo tank which was empty.
The doctor paged a technician to come and luckily one was on standby two floors above and instructed him to disrobe the patient and have them enter the chamber while they came down to put the finishing touches on the equipment.
With the abrupt immodesty of a woman a fifth her age she did as instructed and got in the tank which she noted to be colder than the winter of ‘88.
Despite being stark naked and painfully goose-bumped for all to see she made no attempts to hide herself, asking the doctor pointedly “so what happens now?”
“The technician will engage the machine and you’ll be frozen on a molecular level to be shattered and rebuilt from scratch as a superman… super woman. You will keep your memories and its more academic than anything to say that you’ll be a whole new person when we’re done.”
“What then doctor?”
For a split second his mouth curled in a frown and his eyes betrayed a moment’s apprehension before answering “you’ll be sent to help humans wherever we need you basically. Since the war is still going on I expect you’ll be deployed to whatever city is suffering the worst from the incursions and hopefully turn the tide or at least buy us some time….I’m not a general Bonnie I don’t know for sure.”
She nodded politely as the technician readied the equipment.
Her last thought before she was instantly frozen by jets of compressed CO2 was how George waited twenty years to see something the doctor saw in twenty minutes – a thought which would have earned her a painful hiding if her mother were still alive.
6
B.O.N.N.I.E.’s doctor and Arbuckle sat in a dimly lit room the very next day as they waited breathlessly while Rear Admiral Yen finished up a teleconference with someone with more stars on his lapel than were left in the sky - they were told to get comfortable since the meeting was going to be a while.
Without warning the door behind them opened and through it stepped Yen himself flanked by Captain Combs – the teleconference was ruse Arbuckle cursed to himself.
They both snapped to attention and were put at ease, though ease was too generous a term to describe it.
Someone with a teaspoon could have cut through the tension in that office.
“Dismissed,” with one word everyone else ran out on double time while the admiral placed down his cap and gazed calmly at Arbuckle.
“Care to tell me why you used three years worth of your discretionary budget in an afternoon petty officer Arbuckle?” each word was spat out between jet black teeth which oozed chewing tobacco.
“Permission to speak freely sir?”
Rear Admiral Yen considered the request, toying with the hopes of his subordinate, “permission denied.”
“I…..well…...uh…..”
Yen had a penchant for power games and stared at him in amusement.
“….I made an executive decision sir in the hopes of defending our home more effectively.”
“Do the words ‘old dogs can’t learn new tricks’ have any special meaning to you private?”
The field demotion stung worse than the fleck of spit that hit his face but he was far too afraid to wipe it from his face.
“How about ‘court marshal’ ‘treason’ ‘dereliction of duty’ ‘gross insubordination’ ‘misuse of government resources in wartime’ any of that ringing a bell, private?”
“Yes sir,” he mumbled.
“Good! I was worried I was losing my mind here for a minute. Always good to talk to the rank and file eh? Keeps up morale. You are dismissed. Report to Captain Combs he has a new assignment for you that better suits your…...predilections.”
The blood drained from his face as he fumbled to his feet, a million excuses about to burst from his quivering lips.
“Dismissed, Private Arbuckle.”
7
“I’m afraid I didn’t hear that correctly, say again sir?”
The Rear Admiral spoke slowly and carefully “I’m sending you a cryo-soldier.”
The captain looked painfully embarrass but responded, “With all due respect sir….”
“Out with it”
“We haven’t seen action in months. All quiet on the eastern front sir, wouldn’t a cryo-soldier be better suited....elsewhere? Just seems like a waste of manpower and resources….”
If Yen had the capacity to he would have burned a hole through the captains head across the vidscreen.
“...but I accept this commission nevertheless.”
“Good. Reception in 2200 hours she’s on her way now.”
“She, Sir?”
“Well she prefers to be called Bonnie, truth be told.”
“I’ll see to it that Bonnie is welcomed when she gets here.”
“Dismissed.”
Captain Jessie Vaulment IV turned to the cluttered basement he called his command center.
He kicked over his XO who was snoozing on a cot next to a number of empty pint bottles.
“Wake up! Get the men back on base on the double! We have a surprise visitor coming tonight.”
“Whose that?" he mumbled still rubbing his eyes.
“Some cryo-soldier reject, on her way to play soldier for a few weeks before I pass her off on rotation.”
“Dunno, could be hot?”
“Officer Teel you ever met a hot Bonnie?”
“No. I have a great-aunt named Bonnie though, used to be pretty popular name too back in the day.”
“That’s what I’m most afraid of. Get a maid here too while you’re rounding up the men, conscript one in town if you have to. This smells fishier than my wife after ‘soccer practice.’”
8
The parade grounds at the eastern front were overgrown with weeds and half the assembled men were missing insignia's, hats, boots and some even had full beards.
They listlessly hung out near a helicopter pad which had seen better years as the XO checked and re-checked his tablet.
“She should be here by now,” officer Teel muttered.
From far up above came the crack of a drop pod being blown out of a omni-carrier.
In seconds a speck in the sky congealed into the sight of the a heavily armored Knight plunging from the sky towards the men.
Officer Teel gawked as it slowed itself with giant thrusters, coming to a gentle hover just a few meters away from the soldiers before dropping down with a thud that he felt in his bones.
Decorum, even at this lax a post, was dropped as the soldiers broke into a spontaneous cheer seeing a Knight for the first time in years.
The Knight announced in a booming voice, reverberating throughout the site, “oh all this for little old me?” and out stepped Bonnie WoolWeaver in a synth-suit which contoured to every wrinkle.
There are vacuums of space which have more air in them than the entire field in that second.
Try as he might, Teel couldn’t resist bursting out with laughter.
“They’re putting grandmas in Knight armor?! I knew the war wasn’t going well but this is ridiculous.”
“Watch your tone young man, I’m nobody’s grandma and you may address me as Private Bonnie or not at all.”
The men excitedly chided Teel and Jessie attempted to provide an ounce of order by exasperatedly snapping “Private Bonnie that is your superior officer you must address him with the respect his position warrants…..even if he is being an ass.”
She crossed her arms, “make me.”
There are few phrases in the human lexicon which hardwired immediate responses quite like the one Bonnie had just uttered. With no small amount of aping up from the restless privates who were clearly itching for a fight, officer Teel strode forward and before he could utter another rude word found himself face down on the ground.
Through chipped bloody teeth he grunted “crazy old bi-” as she dropped a knee into his back knocking out his breath.
“I’m no harlot fellas but if anyone else wants to dance, I’ll be ready. Just tell me where and when and I’ll get my nice shoes on and come running.”
Try as he might to dismiss the thought, Jessie was starting to like Bonnie already.
9
Having a Knight on base made certain things much easier, all things considered.
Suddenly every requisition they put it got green lit, seconds after being submitted.
The mayor of Bonn, the closest town by far and not much larger than a village, had heard through the grapevine that the base was back in action and he had no small number of requests for the XO.
Not one to rouse himself from the command basement unless needed, he had no problem sending Bonnie out on these fools errands.
Day after day she’d be summoned off base and come back later in the day with boring stories of the petty solutions to the menial issues the town was facing.
The men were starting to listen to her stories, first with bemusement, then curiosity and finally in rapt attention as she was always very careful to divulge the identities of those she helped.
She was especially keen on helping out on the old Hurd ranch, ‘reminds me of home.’
It took only two or three trips there before she spilled the beans that old man Hurd has 3 granddaughters who studied in the city but will be coming home any day for summer break.....
Suddenly there was a small group of privates who accompanied her on these excursions, always with their boots shined up and dress fatigues on.
Day after day they’d return to base covered in mud, sweaty and filthy but invariably those same boys would have the uniforms immaculate by morning.
In time the base resembled its old glory days of the campaigns of’22, ‘28 and ‘30 when it was first commissioned. The barracks were swept, the kitchens sparkled and the men stood straighter in formations once best described as hodgepodge.
Bonnie was one day looking at the camp serenely when she found Captain Jessie beside her though she had no idea how long he’d been there he had the same sort of smile on his face.
“Private Bonnie,” he said quickly as the smile shrank from his face, “I’ve received word that you are to be redeployed come Sunday. Our fleet suffered heavy losses near Ganymede and well there’s not a single decent outfit on this planet which isn’t being sent for relief.”
“Ok, the rest of the boys will be happy to see some action for once I’m sure.”
“Myself and the boys were not requested.”
“Oh”
“Private Bonnie it was a pleasure serving with you. If there’s anything we can do for you before you leave tell me now.”
“Well someone is going to have to break the news to the boys that the Hurds have no grandchildren. I think XO Teel will be the most devastated by the news.”
“I’m sure they’ll manage somehow.”
A few days later Bonnie walked languidly towards the Knight’s armor once again and entered it reluctantly. As it hermetically sealed her inside, it sent the message to the omni-carrier that she was ready for re-deployment. A guy-wire strong enough to rip an island in half dropped from the sky and attached itself to her armor as it lifted off.
She couldn’t help but glance down below her and what she saw filled her with tears and made her wish the emergency escape hatch was manually operable:
Far below in the rolling fields of the nearest farms a thousand hay bales were arranged to spell “We’ll miss you Bonnie!” with the exclamation point made up of the boys and most folks from town.
10
The following day 25,000 knights stood at attention. The national mall was packed with knights of every shape and size from the Tier I units with the tracks instead of legs to the Grade 9’s with hover boots. Bonnie was ordered to gear up with the rest of the experimental corps. The booming registers of the Knight armor allowed her to blend in seamlessly and she thanked God himself for the anonymity, for the chance to be just like everyone else there.
The President or rather the physical embodiment of the sentience that was President thanked them all for their duty, thanked the fallen legions for buying them time and cursed the capricious whims of chance and circumstance that lead them all there that day.
It was a short speech and quite well received all things considering as it was literally the last thing any of them would hear on earth for years.
Thousands of wires grappled tautly, lifting up the first wave.
Bonnie felt nervous as she burst through clouds to breach space along with the rest of the experimental Knights.
They all filed into the gravity well of the largest omni-carrier, a monstrosity of slapped-together scraps from the last fleet held together with nothing more than twine and good intentions. While others ambled nervously in the clearly unstable carrier, Bonnie felt right at home.
Speaking of home, those Atytherians they were fighting reminded her of the myriad rodents she had to take care of from a lifetime on the farm – a point pontificated when her first foray resulted in over 400 confirmed kills.
Over the next six weeks Bonnie outclassed, outperformed and outgunned her every peer. On the battlefield she was a flurry of death and dismemberment, smashing the heads of the creatures underfoot with gusto as she readied her next clip. Nobody kept up with her and she would jump heedlessly into every new engagement like a woman on fire. Her armor sagged in places from the dozens of medals they kept awarding her.
But whenever she got to take the armor off for some needed R&R she was as kind and compassionate to her peers as a grandmother would be. Their tears would be matched only by her own as she held grown men in her arms crying for heir loved ones back home or shell shocked from the horrors they’d just witnessed.
No matter what circumstance lead them to come to her for help, even if they pushed her away a hundred times first, those men would spend a lifetime extolling the virtues of Knight Bonnie The Rat-slayer. For 20 years she pushed back the tide of war, single-handedly turning battles wherever she went.
On the last day of her 20 year conscription, she was offered a blank commission.
She declined and thanked her superiors for all the years of fun but stated that she was finally ready to go back to her farm once more.
They still named an entire fleet of destroyers after her and one cheeky private published an extremely popular series about her adventures called “A Knight’s Duty – From Orion To Sirius And Back.” I’m sure you’ve seen at least one of the movies the books got made into too.
11
The old woman rocked back gently in her chair as the cows mooed in the pasture and the sun clawed itself back into the sky to start another day.
The dusty old shack was in even worse repair these days and only the ‘o’ on the neon sign was still coming on but it was better than nothing and she couldn’t be bothered to try and get a new one. The military pension was being donated to a charity started by her old XO which provided scholarships for inner-city youth to spend a few weeks on the farm ‘away from it all,’ as all the advertisements put it.
Up the road came the unmistakable sound of a hover coach moving at high speeds. It came to rest, far more gently this time and out stepped the bespectacled mousy man who she remembered without fondness from all those years ago.
His hair was missing in patches, but his lapel sported a single gold star which wasn’t there when she last saw him.
“Knight Bonnie...”
“Oh can it you old windbag.”
“But Knight Bonnie...”
“One more knight out of you and I’ll put you back in that coach in pieces you hear me?”
“What would you prefer?”
She was taken aback by the question, for all the fighting she had done over the years to get the hundred or so frivolous additions taken from her title, nobody had asked her what rank she thought she deserved.
“When I was a girl I dreamed of some knight in shining armor taking me off the farm. I grew up and reality set in and I knew no knights were coming, but now that I’m the knight it still hasn't sat right with me.”
“So….?”
“Well Mr. Smartypa-, oh excuse me, General Smartypants do you know what you call someone right below a knight?”
“I think they were called squires.”
“Well doesn’t Squire Bonnie sound far less grandiose and pompous than Knight Bonnie.”
“Whatever you wish….Squire Bonnie.”
“Much better. So how can I help you today?”
“Just stopped by to pick up a jug on my way to Central.”
“You flew 1,320 miles out of your way to Central to pick up a jug of milk?”
“…..and ask that you sign just one last little bit of paper.”
She produced a far dirtier jug from beneath the table than she had first given him and he winced as lukewarm milk sputtered into it.
“There’s a couple leaks in the line and the refrigeration stuff is on the fritz so this milk isn’t exactly up to code but for some odd reason the health inspector never makes it over her but I pass anyway.”
“Certainly a mystery for another day” he joked halfheartedly as he proffered her the tablet one final time.
“You must be joking.”
“No Squire Bonnie I’m not.”
“If you insist.”
She drew her signature in large, looping letters on the screen and he balked suddenly. “Mrs. Wool Weaver? I thought you never marr-”
“Allow a modest old woman one last secret won’t you?” she interjected playfully.
“Certainly.”
And with that the universal declaration of decorum and good manners was signed into being: formally institutionalizing the practice of good housekeeping across the galaxy on every military instillation.
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2019.05.03 04:55 kittehgoesmeow What A Day: Tin Pot, Kettle, Black by Brian Beutler, Priyanka Aribindi & Crooked Media (05/02/19)

"China, if you're listening, why don't you get Trump's tax returns?"—Hillary Clinton on a hypothetical Democrat taking a page from Donald Trump
Rough Justice Having faced no consequences for the obstruction of justice Special Counsel Robert Mueller documented, or for giving the finger to Congress, or for any of his other abuses of power, President Trump has decided it’s open season on his political enemies.
A new report in the New York Times details how Trump has dispatched his own criminal-defense lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, to convince Ukrainian prosecutors to reopen an investigation of an energy company that Joe Biden’s son Hunter consulted for when his father was vice president. Simultaneously, Trump has pressured Attorney General William Barr to “look into the material gathered by the Ukrainian prosecutors—echoing repeated calls from Mr. Giuliani for the Justice Department to investigate the Bidens’ Ukrainian work.”
(Side note: This is probably why Barr froze and stammered like a fool when Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) asked him if “anyone at the White House had asked or suggested that you open an investigation of anyone.”)
(Side, side note: Kamala Harris is so good at this. That was amazing. And a critically important moment.)
Trump’s associates have made no secret of the fact that they view Biden as the biggest political threat to Trump’s re-election. So naturally, they want a foreign government to sabotage him, and then get him ensnared in a trumped up federal criminal investigation. Worked last time.
The bad news is, Barr has refused to answer further questions from the House Judiciary Committee about Trump’s efforts to use the Department of Justice for political purposes, because its chairman, Jerrold Nadler, wants the smart lawyers on his staff to be able to ask questions. The worse news is Democrats remain completely unwilling to consider impeaching Trump—on Thursday, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said impeachment was “too good for” him. ($2 trillion for an infrastructure bill is just right, apparently.)
And the worst news of all is that ordering political prosecutions of your political enemies isn’t a crime, and Trump and Barr can just keep doing it until the only Democrat left standing is Mike Gravel. Barr has been Trump’s attorney general for only two and a half months—which means they’re just getting started.
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Under the Radar More high-profile Democrats in key swing states have opted out of running for Senate.
Term-limited Gov. Steve Bullock (D-MT) plans to launch a presidential candidacy later this month, joining Gov. John Hickenlooper (D-CO), and former Rep. Beto O’Rourke (D-TX). Rep. Cindy Axne (D-IA), and Rep. Joaquín Castro (D-TX) have each decided to pursue re-election to the House. Georgia phenom Stacey Abrams has not announced a candidacy for any office yet, but has decided not to challenge incumbent Sen. David Perdue (R-GA).
That’s not to say no one is or will decide to challenge incumbent Republicans in these states, or that these candidates can’t change their minds. Election Day is still 19 months away [weeps uncontrollably] and competitive Senate campaigns tend to launch between 12 to 16 months out. More importantly, a big names aren't always the best candidates. But winning back the Senate is an absolutely critical task for Democrats, and that makes these recruiting difficulties troubling.
What Else House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has accused Attorney General William Barr of lying to Congress during his Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on Wednesday—“that’s a crime,” she said.
The White House is very mad that Special Counsel Robert Mueller had the nerve to write all of President Trump’s crimes down on paper, even though he wasn’t allowed to charge Trump with a crime.
Conservative pundit Stephen Moore withdrew from consideration to join the Federal Reserve Board of Governors after Senate Republican senators made clear his past sexist and racist comments made him impossible to confirm. The fact that he’s an unqualified political hack was actually OK by them, though.
Facebook and Instagram banned right-wing extremists including Alex Jones, Laura Loomer, and Milo Yiannopoulos, for violating policies meant to combat extremism. Hey Facebook, welcome to two-thousand and LATE (this joke works better out loud).
Facebook is also involved in discussions with the Federal Trade Commission about creating new privacy oversight roles. Before you get too excited, though, the company is allowed to name CEO Mark Zuckerberg as its head of compliance, which is like making Tony Soprano a bank-security compliance officer.
Sen. Michael Bennet (D-CO) has announced his candidacy for president. Bennet’s younger brother James serves as the editorial page editor of the New York Times, and has recused himself from the section’s 2020 coverage.
Elizabeth Warren has introduced a new plan that would give Puerto Rico and other U.S. territories that have suffered disasters, or otherwise become bankrupt, the ability to discharge their debts, in a way that would keep valid creditors whole and require an audit of the debt itself to determine whether and how much of it was issued illegally.
Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh has resigned amid a criminal bribery investigation.
Reported instances of sexual assaults in the military jumped by 38 percent between 2016 and 2018, to 20,500 allegations last year alone.
Taylor Swift ripped off Beyoncé except for the part about making good music.
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What In The World? Venezuela’s opposition leader Juan Guaidó has acknowledged he didn’t have enough support from Venezuela’s military to overthrow the country’s president Nicolás Maduro. After calling for a final wave of protests against Maduro earlier this week, Guaidó admitted he believed more military members would defect and join his side against Maduro’s authoritarian regime. Over 50 other governments around the world continue to support Guaidó, and the Trump administration has provided financial support to Guaidó’s efforts.
Is That Hope I Feel? Britain’s parliament has become the first government in the world to declare an environment and climate emergency, after weeks of protests by thousands of activists. The protests were organized by Extinction Rebellion, a group that has promoted civil disobedience in London to rally support for combating climate change. The recent wave of large-scale protests for action against climate change throughout Europe and around the world arguably began with teenagers, including Sweden’s Greta Thunberg, who organized high school walkouts to demand that governments address climate change immediately.
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Beyonce has a uncle named Larry... on Twitter: "Free the homie"
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2019.02.02 11:34 OutlawedUnicorn Schoolgirl candid upskirt

So clearly within the RE universe Leon Kennedy is one of the hottest and funniest males in the series. Naturally that means he meets and seduces many beautiful women through the series. But out of all his choices, who is his one true love?
Claire Redfield
One of the main candidates. However in my opinion this quickly loses it's heat and they just become to friendly towards each other. In a friend like way. L
Ada Wong
Another popular one. However I think this one kind of goes like a student having sex with his teacher or older lady friend. A fun affair but not much potential for a long term relationship. Also as time went on, Ada began to be too much of a tease to Leon. She's definitely DTF but she probably won't appreciate what Leon has to offer and will just use him as a boy toy.
Ashley Graham
I can see why this ne isn't a very popular pairing. At the time Ashley was too traumatized at being kidnapped and then a knight in shining armor comes along in the hunk that is Leon. She's definitely smitten by him but they are just not peers. She has a schoolgirl crush on him but he knows not to take it seriously because that is all it is. A crush. Also due to their experiences together, he just sees her as too much like a little sister figure.
Ingrid Hannigan
One of my favorites. it has the hot appeal of a coworker romance with the benefit of not having to work too closely together. I loved her kind of tight wound and professional demeanor compared to Leon's playful and goofy personality. Plus she is totally into him . However, I will note that I am disappointed that they changed her from an african american (in 4) to a white lady (in 6) . This is very important because most of his love interests are white. So you KNOW he has game if a black woman is into him.
Helena Harper
Another favorite in terms of being a her of Leon's and actual in partner game. I feel like she was too distracted by her sister during the story to really notice Leon's sex appeal but they've been through a lot together and once she sees him outside of work I feel like a fire will ignite in her heart.
Angela Miller
This is yet another favorite. She's a special agent just like Leon and there was definitely chemistry throughout the movie. For Leon, she is definitely a 100% chance because she is head over heels for him. When it was time to say goodbye she put it all out on display before inviting him to go "diving" with her sometime.
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2019.01.21 04:32 subreddit_stats Schoolgirl upskirt candid

Period: 362.28 days
Submissions Comments
Total 997 74545
Rate (per day) 2.75 204.54
Unique Redditors 499 4891
Combined Score 250536 1701659
Top Submitters' Top Submissions

  1. 23194 points, 73 submissions: scienceisarealthing
    1. How women are told to "respect pronouns, or else" (696 points, 71 comments)
    2. On the state of feminism in 2018 (677 points, 39 comments)
    3. On how being "anti-TERF" is incompatible with intersectional feminism (609 points, 90 comments)
    4. On how the only aspects of "womanhood" that are valued are the ones males can buy into (582 points, 133 comments)
    5. Janelle Monáe labelled problematic for daring to spread positivity about vaginas (555 points, 87 comments)
    6. "When I hear how 'sex work is women's rights,' that's pimp shit." (535 points, 124 comments)
    7. How trans activists 'misgender' themselves (527 points, 61 comments)
    8. A former stripper on how liberal/ leftist men want "enthusiastic consent" (524 points, 86 comments)
    9. Trans activists really out there making the world a better place for pregnant women! /s (495 points, 109 comments)
    10. On men's greatest manipulation (470 points, 87 comments)
  2. 4381 points, 19 submissions: RosiesCity
    1. Japanese lesbian couple plan wedding photos in 26 countries. The same-sex couple will get "married" in over two dozen countries to highlight the fact that they cannot marry back home. (358 points, 12 comments)
    2. 9 women are suing a Women's Shelter for failing to protect them from the transwoman they let in (345 points, 151 comments)
    3. Anne Lister's York church plaque to be changed from 'gender non-conforming' to 'lesbian' after erasure complaints (325 points, 14 comments)
    4. 7 tips for avoiding anal sex with men who’ve spent too much time on the internet | Meghan Murphy (296 points, 165 comments)
    5. The Year of Trans Tyranny: In 2018, trans activism became even more violent and censorious. (284 points, 29 comments)
    6. Watching porn on buses and in other public places could be made illegal (277 points, 53 comments)
    7. 'Trans women are still males with male genitalia' - University Lecturer airs controversial views (224 points, 60 comments)
    8. Dozens of trans-regretters now 'out of the closet': New book profiles those who disprove social-agenda claims about gender choice. (219 points, 24 comments)
    9. ‘The limited data we’re working with suggests that in the UK at least, a trans person is less likely to be murdered than the average person.’ (207 points, 51 comments)
    10. TIM has won a lawsuit to be on a women’s football team in Minnesota. (205 points, 113 comments)
  3. 4226 points, 17 submissions: LittleOwl12
    1. "When she tells you your dick doesn't feel real" (449 points, 168 comments)
    2. Infertile women are still women, Einstein. (338 points, 63 comments)
    3. Child drag queens are being exploited, not supported (332 points, 100 comments)
    4. I had a nonbinary wedding and didn't know it. (324 points, 194 comments)
    5. I'm tired of "But Right Wingers!" being used as an excuse for leftist misogyny. (298 points, 83 comments)
    6. Kennedy Airport has man pat down TIM. Yet another min wage worker dragged through the mud (298 points, 91 comments)
    7. Why do MGTOWs think we're "panicking" at them leaving? (269 points, 119 comments)
    8. Uruguay Grants Rights to TIMs, reduces abortions rights for women. (246 points, 13 comments)
    9. Why do TIMs bully working stiffs? (238 points, 119 comments)
    10. 3 Florida Transwomen killed; no one willing to name the problem (212 points, 60 comments)
  4. 4168 points, 12 submissions: Masked_WolfDragoness
    1. This Is Important To Me (663 points, 209 comments)
    2. Something for those of you who don't have the privilege us white women do. I'm sorry. (622 points, 17 comments)
    3. A short little list to live by. (413 points, 23 comments)
    4. Something To Chew On (392 points, 31 comments)
    5. So, This Is Discouraging... (343 points, 53 comments)
    6. I'm sure a lot of us already knew this, but couldn't properly outwardly express it. (283 points, 90 comments)
    7. Misogyny With A Different Attitude (279 points, 33 comments)
    8. Found On Pinterest. Might Be Relevant, At Least A Little. (273 points, 45 comments)
    9. To Our Porn-Sick Stalkers... (237 points, 31 comments)
    10. We are demonized and labeled as SWERFs when we mention how we hate prostitution. What those very people fail to realize is this is the type of person we're thinking about when we say those things. (235 points, 38 comments)
  5. 3671 points, 14 submissions: NPerez99
    1. Most accurate thing I've ever seen (655 points, 51 comments)
    2. Saudi Arabian women threaten to flee country en masse if they are not given basic rights (384 points, 67 comments)
    3. "men are not women" & #menarenotwomen trending on Twitter, as Twittersafety forced Meghan Murphy to remove a tweet with that statement. (334 points, 58 comments)
    4. Kenyan Woman Saves 15,000 Young Girls From Female Genital Mutilation. SHERO. (303 points, 22 comments)
    5. Radfem & Conservatives vs Libfem. (290 points, 26 comments)
    6. "Rose McGowan deserves our support. It is the man who verbally attacked her who should be condemned. If you can't see this as an overt attempt to derail the women's movement you are blind." Meghan Murphy (252 points, 49 comments)
    7. Who is feminism for? (251 points, 26 comments)
    8. Mexico: 15 fake transgender candidates disqualified from election: Men disqualified after trying to get around rules allowing transgender people to occupy candidacies designated for women (196 points, 39 comments)
    9. 16 Vancouver women facing human rights complaints for refusing to wax transgender woman’s male genitalia - one is a single mom working from home. (195 points, 66 comments)
    10. New Zealand just passed legislation to give domestic violence survivors 10 days of paid leave to escape abusive partners and find safety for themselves and their families! (182 points, 18 comments)
  6. 3274 points, 9 submissions: BasieSkanks
    1. Tennis legend, Martina Navratilova, on TIMs being able to compete in women only sports. Yes, Martina!! (795 points, 106 comments)
    2. TIL: the human skeleton is transphobic. (556 points, 114 comments)
    3. TIM thinks that being called a gay slur because he played with dolls as a boy is an example of how he wasn’t socialised Male. Dude, that happened BECAUSE you were socialised Male. (432 points, 57 comments)
    4. The idea that TIMs have no place in female only sports isn’t exclusive to radical feminists (389 points, 94 comments)
    5. Idris Elba on the Me Too movement. (262 points, 38 comments)
    6. Merry Christmas, everyone! (259 points, 30 comments)
    7. The 2004 Gender Recognition Act has included a clause that excludes TIFs from inheriting titles that pass down in the Male line. Why aren’t TRAs calling out this display of misogyny? (212 points, 43 comments)
    8. Durham Students’ Union issues an apology to Angelos Sofocleous, who was fired from several university newspapers because he said women don’t have penises. (196 points, 16 comments)
    9. TIM is upset that lesbians are holding a dating event that excludes men. Cotton ceiling rhetoric ensues. (173 points, 140 comments)
  7. 3149 points, 13 submissions: FeminamRadicalis
    1. Men – however they identify – shouldn't be allowed in shelters designed for traumatised women | Maria MacLachlan (443 points, 60 comments)
    2. A post entitled "Porn has ruined an entire generation's sexuality and needs to be prohibited" gets 4,000+ upvotes in UnpopularOpinion (395 points, 112 comments)
    3. "People Become Objects": Why Terry Crews Wants You to Stop Watching Porn (319 points, 21 comments)
    4. Transgender Trend Founder, Stephanie Davies-Arai, Shortlisted for this year’s John Maddox Prize (for those who "promote sound science and evidence on a matter of public interest white facing difficulty or hostility in doing so”) (270 points, 16 comments)
    5. College men try to ban porn from campus WiFi, saying "pornography is prostitution" (246 points, 41 comments)
    6. ‘It’s a man’s problem’: Patrick Stewart and the men fighting to end domestic violence (232 points, 34 comments)
    7. Indian supreme court decriminalises homosexuality (212 points, 10 comments)
    8. Gender Critical professor Rosa Freedman's door 'covered in urine' (among other vile attacks) after she dared speak out on how the GRA could impact women's rights (194 points, 25 comments)
    9. Trans activism is excusing & advocating violence against women, and it’s time to speak up | Meghan Murphy (177 points, 11 comments)
    10. Man wants women charged with hate crimes for trying to keep him out of the women's toilets and other such atrocities (175 points, 108 comments)
  8. 2896 points, 12 submissions: sharky024
    1. India Rules Sex With a Child Bride Is Always Rape in a Massive Win for Girls’ Rights (676 points, 26 comments)
    2. Compare and contrast (321 points, 59 comments)
    3. Have anyone noticed how trans women make the news for succeeding in politics, business, and sports, while trans men make the news for... having babies? (277 points, 19 comments)
    4. Name the problem. (220 points, 30 comments)
    5. Men KNOW (191 points, 35 comments)
    6. Askreddit: “Women who have given birth, what's something no one told you about it and wish you had known?” So happy to see a popular thread about women’s health on a mainstream subreddit! (183 points, 21 comments)
    7. Was Marx a terf? (181 points, 23 comments)
    8. Showerthought: the oldest profession is probably not prostitution, but midwifery. (180 points, 52 comments)
    9. Lesbians assaulted and harassed at San Francisco “Dyke” March (177 points, 41 comments)
    10. A helpful chart for those that equate radfems to conservatives. (169 points, 136 comments)
  9. 2757 points, 11 submissions: foolishtimbit
    1. Found on tumblr (504 points, 27 comments)
    2. It pisses me off to no end that female artists can have careers/reputations ruined for the most petty kind of scandals but men can literally be convicted rapists/abusers and even murderers & their fans are like “he made some mistakes but he’s a good person :)))” (352 points, 71 comments)
    3. Telling women not to weamake art of female anatomy because “trans women don’t have vaginas” is like telling a UNI student not to wear a sweatshirt with their school’s logo on it because “some people don’t go to that school”. (324 points, 44 comments)
    4. Why do transgender people always say “I was assigned female/male at birth”, like you weren’t “Assigned” anything. The doctor looked at your genitals and determined which SEX you are. (254 points, 70 comments)
    5. The self objectification of female pop starts (226 points, 15 comments)
    6. Curb Your Women’s March (224 points, 51 comments)
    7. Pretty Much (218 points, 10 comments)
    8. Anyways could kweer™️ activists please stop giving transwomen all the credit for LGBT rights? (167 points, 49 comments)
    9. Not to sound mean but I couldn’t care less about those women who are happy go lucky sex workers (166 points, 55 comments)
    10. Steven Universe creator calls herself a “non-binary woman” and says the Gems are not technically female, they are just “female coded”. (162 points, 101 comments)
  10. 2628 points, 11 submissions: WrongToy
    1. JONATHAN YANIV, having former names disclosed isn't a crime! (449 points, 172 comments)
    2. Hello all, I am back with background and news on JONATHAN YANIV (428 points, 185 comments)
    3. I'm more scared of TIMs than of...men. (335 points, 144 comments)
    4. TIM gets bathroom access, is given locker room access. Female HS students and their families sue. (242 points, 144 comments)
    5. JONATHAN YANIV in the news (rolling coverage) (188 points, 39 comments)
    6. Wordpress redacts JONATHAN YANIV's name from GM's statement at 4thWaveNow (170 points, 127 comments)
    7. For natal trans males posting here, a couple suggestions (167 points, 48 comments)
    8. YouTube REMOVES Meghan Murphy podcast on "Gender Identity and Her Twitter Ban" due to copyright claim by JONATHAN YANIV (166 points, 86 comments)
    9. Widely published Canadian mainstream writer names JONATHAN YANIV, embeds screenshots, links to source archive in MEDIUM (164 points, 25 comments)
    10. 4thwavenow moves hosts, restores GM's full statement naming JONATHAN YANIV (163 points, 26 comments)
  11. 2388 points, 9 submissions: arnaq
    1. I went to Meghan Murphy's talk. Here is what I experienced. (TL;DR: RADICAL FEMINISTS MUST ORGANIZE!) (450 points, 136 comments)
    2. I object to being forced to participate in other people's fetishes and delusions. (338 points, 54 comments)
    3. The Root posts on Facebook about trans remembrance day and "fallen sisters"; black women aren't having it. ITT: Lots of black women being called oppressors by white women. (327 points, 96 comments)
    4. Whenever I post radical feminist content on Facebook, my grandma likes my post. (292 points, 21 comments)
    5. Transactivists did us a huge favor with "TERF". (289 points, 82 comments)
    6. For those of us coming from the far left wondering WTF is going on with today's "intersectional feminism": Male tactics of anti-feminist abuse and sabotage of feminism. From witchwind.wordpress.com (207 points, 32 comments)
    7. Nothing says "I'm a woman" like encouraging violence against women for our beliefs. (167 points, 78 comments)
    8. Why is it woke to tell young girls to permanently physically alter their bodies? (160 points, 27 comments)
    9. NPR was just talking about women in south Sudan experiencing "gender-based violence" and it really pissed me off. (158 points, 13 comments)
  12. 2096 points, 9 submissions: MossWolf
    1. And yet they call me cis (311 points, 72 comments)
    2. I made us our very own radfem personality meme! (303 points, 132 comments)
    3. Fuck off, it's not our job to fix your problems. (256 points, 88 comments)
    4. This is the current cover photo of the Government of Scotland's twitter account. Funny how no government has ever taken such a stand against homophobia, racism, or misogyny. (246 points, 71 comments)
    5. TRAs bombard the facebook page of a woman owned and operated candy store with fake 1 star reviews accusing them of transphobia... because they put up a poster for the Vancouver Rape Relief Shelter. (244 points, 68 comments)
    6. A TiM just doxxed dozens of radical feminists on twitter, and in the vast majority of them, he included pictures of their children. (I censored everything) (197 points, 112 comments)
    7. Regarding the claims that radical feminism has a right wing alignment: (183 points, 23 comments)
    8. A Mom Got Sick Of Seeing Short-Shorts For Girls, So She Started Her Own Line (178 points, 91 comments)
    9. The intense value of "old" (178 points, 71 comments)
  13. 2091 points, 7 submissions: zigiferous_rex
    1. Cyclist cheated out of win by McKinnon breaks silence; speaks out! (828 points, 120 comments)
    2. A Letter to TIMs (302 points, 72 comments)
    3. TIM: Cis girls, stop taking up space at lesbian sex parties! (238 points, 172 comments)
    4. Fuck porn (195 points, 77 comments)
    5. Transwomen can pray in Indian temple, but not women. Because menstruation. (190 points, 29 comments)
    6. From cycling: Transgender woman wins masters cycling race — interesting comments (186 points, 148 comments)
    7. Eastern Michigan University will no longer host productions of The Vagina Monologues; "the play's version of feminism excludes some women" (152 points, 81 comments)
  14. 2062 points, 9 submissions: trw365
    1. School has 17 children changing gender as teacher says vulnerable pupils are being 'tricked' into believing they are the wrong sex (299 points, 71 comments)
    2. The Times: Girls object to toilets being made unisex and get them changed back (266 points, 42 comments)
    3. The Sun: Is changing gender the new anorexia? (259 points, 107 comments)
    4. Norway: Self ID meant a woman got sued for questioning an intact males presence in a changing room (256 points, 76 comments)
    5. The Times: Gender obsessives are old-fashioned sexists (216 points, 28 comments)
    6. Irish Times exit poll projects Ireland has voted by landslide to repeal Eighth Amendment (204 points, 40 comments)
    7. The Times: Nine out of ten sexual complaints originate in unisex changing rooms (196 points, 32 comments)
    8. The Times: Girl Guide leaders expelled for questioning trans policy (193 points, 39 comments)
    9. TIM in Canada harassing salon workers who don't provide waxing of male genitalia has now filed 15 human rights complaints (173 points, 74 comments)
  15. 1837 points, 8 submissions: ALISHAISHERE123
    1. Screen-capped tumblr post on porn,hypocrisy and apathy for abused women and girls. (347 points, 37 comments)
    2. Another example of how porn sick males are torturing young girls. (321 points, 151 comments)
    3. At the 2018 Connecticut State track & field championships, of the 6 medalists in the men's and women's 100 meters finals, 5 were biologically male. (301 points, 96 comments)
    4. Husband rapes wife in sleep, commenter with 1770+ upvotes, writes sympathetic comment about his "kink". (197 points, 144 comments)
    5. "The idea that women should have to trade blow jobs for BAs should signal to us that society is broken. Instead, young, middle class social media activists & groups like @SWOPoasis are working to normalize the misogynist, abusive sex trade." (193 points, 19 comments)
    6. Jordan Peterson at it again, denying the historic oppression of women in latest podcast... "I don't know if there's been more women that's been oppressed than men that's been oppressed" (166 points, 75 comments)
    7. Kanye, in the Oval Office, unwittingly detailing how misogyny played a role in the 2016 election: “I love Hillary, but the campaign ‘I’m with her’ just didn’t make me feel — as a guy … it was something about this hat that made me feel like Superman,” (163 points, 88 comments)
    8. Gail Dines fb post on point... (149 points, 22 comments)
  16. 1759 points, 7 submissions: Babyorlaith123
    1. Basically. (723 points, 35 comments)
    2. "Terfs are soooooo ugly". (187 points, 122 comments)
    3. Something I've noticed about transgender dating. (183 points, 72 comments)
    4. Do men seem to think you're their therapist? (180 points, 109 comments)
    5. I'll be the first woman in my family to go to university. (174 points, 27 comments)
    6. If you ever want to hate men even more just work in a bar. (157 points, 40 comments)
    7. Why all the "terf" hate? (155 points, 39 comments)
  17. 1758 points, 8 submissions: LilianH
    1. Man accuses plasma donation center of discrimination because they won't accept his hormone-laced male blood as female. (485 points, 176 comments)
    2. BBC confirms 50% of trans prisoners are sex offenders (311 points, 41 comments)
    3. Right-wing politician declares himself a woman so he can continue his anti-abortion rants. (168 points, 48 comments)
    4. The Left Are Abandoning Women; and in Doing So, Abandoning Everything They Stand For (167 points, 80 comments)
    5. Young mother is barred from her local pub for wearing a T-shirt saying 'Woman: human female' (163 points, 53 comments)
    6. Don’t you just love it when a man explains to you what it means to be a woman? (161 points, 34 comments)
    7. Trans group asking Ireland's "Together For Yes" campaign to apologise for being "exclusionary" (153 points, 159 comments)
    8. Trans offender seeks to wipe crimes as a man from record (150 points, 46 comments)
  18. 1648 points, 9 submissions: Wanderer9717
    1. Seven-year-old girl likes football and wearing "boys'" clothes but is "proud to be a girl" (289 points, 40 comments)
    2. Lesbians protesting right now at London Pride! (224 points, 62 comments)
    3. Twitter Bans Meghan Murphy, Founder of Canada's Leading Feminist Website (After Ellen article) (192 points, 33 comments)
    4. Woman running half marathon tomorrow to raise funds for Fair Play For Women's Hands Off My Rights Campaign (167 points, 1 comment)
    5. "He tells her he's a woman too" (Poem) (157 points, 29 comments)
    6. What Happened To Our (LGBT) Movement? - Another gay man speaks out (157 points, 26 comments)
    7. Trans activism is now just misogyny in drag (155 points, 61 comments)
    8. All 250 tickets for an introduction to Radical Feminism event in the UK sell out in less than 72 hours! (154 points, 17 comments)
    9. I won't be referred to as 'non-male' by the Green Party while women still suffer prejudice because of our female bodies (153 points, 32 comments)
  19. 1639 points, 7 submissions: calloutfolly
    1. Man who 'identifies as 20 years younger' launches legal battle to change age (477 points, 142 comments)
    2. Canadian male transgender student athletes can now compete on female teams without having to take hormone therapy (291 points, 150 comments)
    3. Female-only bathrooms vital to girl's education in poor countries (203 points, 15 comments)
    4. Taxpayer-funded breast implants offered to TIMs in Canada (180 points, 76 comments)
    5. Indian schoolgirls beaten for resisting boys' sexual advances. 36 girls aged 10-14 in hospital after mob attack (166 points, 30 comments)
    6. Transgender high school 100m runner facing scrutiny for competing as a girl (165 points, 42 comments)
    7. "My New Vagina Won’t Make Me Happy" TIM admits transition has made him less happy (157 points, 190 comments)
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Top Submissions
  1. Cyclist cheated out of win by McKinnon breaks silence; speaks out! by zigiferous_rex (828 points, 120 comments)
  2. Tennis legend, Martina Navratilova, on TIMs being able to compete in women only sports. Yes, Martina!! by BasieSkanks (795 points, 106 comments)
  3. Oh right, that looks fair. by emissch (758 points, 239 comments)
  4. I’m a gendercritical doctor and here is why I don’t prescribe HRT to MtFs. by Gendercriticaldoctor (744 points, 228 comments)
  5. Meghan Murphy says it exactly the way it is by homogeorgicus (743 points, 107 comments)
  6. It is never ending by onlyoneovary (729 points, 67 comments)
  7. Basically. by Babyorlaith123 (723 points, 35 comments)
  8. How women are told to "respect pronouns, or else" by scienceisarealthing (696 points, 71 comments)
  9. So, I've recently been called a "misogynist conspiracy theorist" by PornHub's community manager for decrying abusive porn and pointing out that most free porn sites are owned by their parent company, MindGeek. Wanna hear my take? by SpiritedWhole (685 points, 134 comments)
  10. I was a sex worker for 5 years and 99.9% of my experiences were nothing like what pro-prostitution rallyers claim. by Throwmeawayokay233 (678 points, 133 comments)
Top Comments
  1. 521 points: Ergative_Absolutive's comment in Young activists REFUSE to call my butch girlfriend a woman.
  2. 495 points: gayorles57's comment in Moderator at the "actuallesbians" sub warns that GC is an "organized" and "sophisticated" hate group that "recruits 'cis' lesbians"
  3. 486 points: angrytardis's comment in Why aren't we allies anymore? Men forcing themselves into private women's spaces. TIM uses women's locker room with "cute as fuck girl bulge" and "tiddies" showing in order to "normalise girls with dicks".
  4. 479 points: LunaWanders's comment in This just sums up the narcissism in trans ideology. (OP, censored, is a TiF)
  5. 464 points: glazedhamster's comment in I knew we'd get a story like this soon -> "Why This Trans Woman Can't Identify With The Handmaid's Tale" -- The Advocate
  6. 442 points: NeatoHotCheeto's comment in Not continuing to date someone who have concealed from you that they are a man with a penis is transphobia.
  7. 425 points: itsapeculiarworld's comment in TIM thinks that being called a gay slur because he played with dolls as a boy is an example of how he wasn’t socialised Male. Dude, that happened BECAUSE you were socialised Male.
  8. 420 points: yeoldemarxistgcalt's comment in Oh right, that looks fair.
  9. 413 points: deleted's comment in Peak Trans VII! Tell your story here
  10. 413 points: RevengeOfTheCis's comment in One of our users has been suspended for posting information about a public figure
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