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2017.09.04 05:26 Arthic3 Irl mommy nude videos

I... figured out that I need to talk to someone before I kill myself. So... uhm... I 'll post this shit here. I still haven't finnished writing this, so I'll probably post the rest... one day. Who knows. w/e
And well, I'm here. With you. Or, rather, with no one. And well, I must confess, for those who do not know what this means, it will make no sense. So, just maybe, I should explain a little what I'm talking about. Yeah, indeed. I should do that. Maybe even you, I mean, whoever you are, are confused about this. Well, maybe, I should start by explaining who is the "you" I'm talking to, right? No...? Well, in the end it is my choice so...
Well, dear you, you are... yourself. Crazy right? Oh, still does not understand? You are YOURSELF. Look at the mirror, or at the webcam. You are the person who is, by whatever reasons or means, reading this note. So... uhm... maybe I should confess to you why I'm writing this... right? Well, it's always up to you if you're going to read this, or not, so... I hope you stay with me. Just a little longer? Maybe?
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Wait. You're still here? Ha, strange one. Okay, well, that means you do wanna understand why all this. Let's start... by the beginning, maybe?
So... uhm... that would start... 23 years ago. Brazil. Yeah, that's when I'm born. Nononono, don't worry, won't take long to tell everything, I'll make it quick. I was born. Mom and Dad happily married wadahwadahwadah... No, that's not so true. Mom wasn't really happy with dad, dad was kinda on drugs, durign those days. When I was three they broke up. No this is not about being raised without a dad. Well maybe it is, I wouldn't know the difference... Well, maybe you can sort that out? Uhm? Oh yeah, sorry. I'll keep going. So... 2~3 years old, no dad... I didn't miss him during those days though. Not that I remember. Well, time goes on and I'll enter school. Big school, full of peoples and... friends? Wouldn't call them that, but okay, I guess. Let's just say... most little friends were not very friendly, or w/e. Can't really remember much from those days, can only remember being rejected QQ
Couple years later, joined elementary school. Not sure how it works where you live, but here we have 9years in elementary school, then 3 in highschool, then college. So, uhm... 1st year I kinda learned to read... except I already knew. Kinda. Well, it was kinda fun. 2nd year I... don't really remember. I remember I wasn't very popular, and I remember I, occasionally, would shit myself. Yeah, quite literally. Disgusting, I know. Not very higienic also, true. but, well, that was when everything started to go wrong. Bullying and all that.It followed me untill I went to college. The bullying, no the shitting myself part. That stopped somewhere before 5th year. So uhm... I'll not talk about the bullying part here. I don't want to. Wouldn't feel right, So, expect random cut offs and subjects. Those will be to run from the bullying subject. Okay? So... where was I... Oh! Yeah, well, I was kind of smart though, so that's a plus. Kinda, cuz I was way too talkative also, and would run through all the class untill everyone would scold me and yell at me and all that. Well, I... just have always liked to play. And since the subjects were kind of... way too easy (lol). So... I had nothing to focus on. Well... lame excuese, I get it, but still, that was me.
So... uhm.. something else happenned at that time. Mommy got a boyfriend. This big, huge, tall, FAAAAAT, boyfriend. Nice guy though. Rude as rock, but nice. I think. Uhm... Well, he had 2 kids. So... I kinda got a brother and a sister. I think that you would call the my brother-in-law and sister-in-law. Well, we do not have a word for that here, so... they were them. We would see each other every weekend, once at my home, once at their home, untill 5thyear of elementary school. Oh, by the way, lemme tell who I used to live with: Mom(would work all day. Usually we wouldn't see each other much as she usually would get home late and leave very early in the morning to work. But weekends were great, and she was the most absolutely gorgeous, beautiful woman. Still, when we would fight, she had this anger inside. Against me. As if she hheld some hatred towards me deep inside her. Because I was her exhusband's son. But when we were not fighting, she has always been the best. Grandma(takes care of her home untill today. Can barely walk without feeling pain in her ankles, but would walk a thousand miles as long as there is some shop with... well, anything from clothes to house decoration. But, mainly, shirts.) Grandpa(Used to work a lot in an industry(as a guard during the night), and sleep during the afternoon. Later on, he used to take kids to school on his Kombi.(YUP. He had a School Kombi. Certified and everything.) Very funny caring and... but wouldn't want to make him angry.) And, last, Uncle.(Oh... uncle. Might write a whole sotry just about how he made my life hell. Not directly, or willingly. But still, made it hell. Every morning he and grandma would argue about his religion, or about what he wanted to eat, or about his dick size, or about how his chest was... sunken in the middle. Yeah, strange topics. And I would listen to that everyday. Yeeah, every single day. Annoying, but... I ended up getting used to it. A videogame/RPG addicted. Only good thing he gave me.(Besides the fact that once he looked at me and, during an arguemente with my grandma, he said that I didn't need to worry, cuz my dick definitely would have a good size, cuz my dad's dick also had a goold size. I had... like 7 or 8 years old.)
Well, these are the people that lived with me. So, uhm... I had a few friends at the townhouse. There were... 10 buildings, if I'm not mistaken. So, there were the summer friends, those that would appear only in summer and the year long friends, that would stay throughout the year. There were a few, and and whole lot lot of stories that are quite funny and interesting, but none really important for this. So lemme make the 2nd to 4th years quick.
2nd year, I remember absolutely nothing besides shitting myself and everyone laughing at me. That's it. Besides having the best grades of the class, and being talkative as hell to whoever sit besides me, wether they liked it or not though. But, of course, this wasn't nice.
3rd year, good teacher, I fell in love with this blond girl that everyone else was in love with, I had no chance, and I felt really bad about that. I still had the best grades. Kinda become the class's clown, to try and make friends. Didn't work at all. Talked to mom about not having friends. She argued with someone at school that wnet to class and kinda ordered other kids to make friends with me. I felt like shit and learned that I should not talk to my mom about this, otherwise I'd be only more embarrasesed about that. At 6 to 7 years old, my problems with friends would have to be my own, and not anyone else's.
4th year, good teacher, I fell in love with this other blond girl that everyone else fell in love also. I still had no chance, and felt even worse about that. I still had the best grades. Had a rival that year... Good guy, really funny. Not smart at all, he failed completely that year also. BUT, he had a girlfriend. Or something like that. Still had few to no friends. Not the best of the years.
5th year, good teachers. Yeah, had 2 that year. One of them would laugh a little at my silly jokes. But still the same thing. Oh, by the way, blod girl #1 was back to my class. Kinda fell in love with her again. But there were other girls that were as hot as her. And still, few to no friends. My grades gradually fell this year. At 8-9 years old, I remember having spent nights crying thinking about killing myself. Also got my first computer this year, and loved the gameboy advance emulator, Gunz:The Duel and played the demo of dungeon siege so many times that I can't really remember.
6th year, hard one. Went to live in another city, since my mom decided to live with her boy friend. But she had just joined college, and would stay away most of the day. Well, this time I would actually only see her at weekends. StepDad wasn't so bad... unless when he had to protect his daughter. Then... everything was my fault x) Either way, hell would describe my experience in this place. Not many friends, I was cocky about my brain, didn't really get good grades cuz wouldn't really focus on school. My brother-in-law left home during winter to live with his mom. My stepdad was unbearable for him.
7th year, even tougher. 6 months after his son leaving, stepdad would have his good days and hell days. Mom wouldn't really listen to me, not htat I tried a lot but... still. My grades were kinda better, I was starting to make friends, kinda. Went thourhg a hell lot of situtations that year. Learned a lot, met MSN. Had a fake e-mail and account where I would trick horny grown up lesbians into sending me erotic vids, nudes and showing themselves on webcam. Also used to join UOL's chat and fake myself into someone else. Apparently, I was really good at that, since I got a fair ammount of friends this way.
8th year: bad year. Back to the starting city, the one where I was born. And... back to old school. Everyone had grown bonds, and all that, I came back as a strange. Everything was different, and I felt really out of place. Made a few friends though. I was still playing the duel though, whenever I had internet... almost never. Lost contact with everyone that I had on msn before. Bad thing, cuz I was starting to discover that I could be quite appealing as myself, if I didn't show my face. Kinda made a girl fall in love with me. Just kinda, but was enough to fell a little good about myself... And enough to feel that someday, someone, would love me indeed. By who I am. Not just cuz I was family or w/e. At this point, I was already alone at home. My bedroom was the only room in my floor, and no one would go there oftenly. Loved the peace, hated the loneliness. My sister would occasionaly go there and make me company. Too bad we weren't very close, I liked her.
9th year My sister(in-law) went away to live with her mom. So... I was completely lonely. 100%. Untill I met people from 1 grade below. Started talking to them, fell in love and... at the end of the year I kissed her. Curious fact: I dated her for 2 weeks before kissing her. She went to live in another city at the end of the year. Oh and there were these girls that were really friendly to me during the year. We kinda became best friends! Good old times. Oh, and in an arts class, someone saw the volume of my dick in through my pants. And I got a big dick kind of fame. hell yeah, that year was feeling good. Could I say it was the best year in my life? HELL YEAH IT WAS. Also, I started to play Wonderland Online. Good game, lots of people from everywhere but Brazil to talk with. That's when I learned english for real. Also, I discovered my dad would live and work besides my school, basically. Got very sad about that. Kinda started somewhat of a friendship with him.
1st year(highschool) Kept dating, through internet my girlfriend from last year. Lasted exactly 1 year, a couple hour less actually. I kinda of cheated on her after she went missing for a long time. I said kinda, cuz it was through sexting. With a girl from somewhere in europe, lithuania maybe. Could be a guy also. Who knows. Either way, got a good ammount of friends in game, didn't need irl friends anymore also. AFter all, all of them were just annyoing at this point. Most of them weren't inteligent enough to keep an interesting conversation, wouldn't know a thing about games, anime, computer or anything like this. They... basically, liked Big Brother and other... erm... nor very interesting programs. Also, TV was their main source of entertainment. I was into computer a lot more. Had a few internet friends. At the end when my girlfriend broke up with me, Kinda felt depressive though. I started playing volleyball somewhere in this year.
2nd year Although I was depressive, I learned that... if I wanna feel better, I just need someone to get naked to me. So... I got a web girlfriend from an asian country. She was 10 years old but was deeply in love with me, as I was with her. Or so I thought. We started dating somewhere between 2nd and 3rd year, and we got along very well. Not much to talk about school, I just ignored it, mostly. Oh, by the way, I was playing volleyball this year. And that's the end of it also.
3rd year NOW, this was a strange year. I was already kind of fluent at english and I had finnished the englishcourse outside school. School offered extra classes for the admission test for college(if you wanna get in a college here, you have to do this test. And your grades during elementary to highschool means absolutely nothing.) and I took it. Most of the time I ignored it though. Also, I started some dancing classes. Good old things. By the end of the year I had took the tests for the public colleges(considered to be the best in my country) and I was accepted at Mechanical Engineering. Theoretically that should have been good. Well.... I'll stop here as I'm kinda tired. I'll finnish it later, if I'm still around or in the mood.
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2016.12.18 21:04 subreddit_stats Subreddit Stats: tha_pit top posts from 2015-09-25 to 2016-12-16 18:36 PDT

Period: 448.06 days
Submissions Comments
Total 258 1130
Rate (per day) 0.58 2.52
Unique Redditors 74 102
Combined Score 1387 3024
Top Submitters' Top Submissions

  1. 297 points, 45 submissions: studcase
    1. upvote this to live forever (17 points, 2 comments)
    2. tom and jerry fan art masterpiece goes for 33 million at high end art auction (13 points, 1 comment)
    3. irl video of sam hyde getting banned from tha pit (12 points, 1 comment)
    4. tha pitcast (11 points, 24 comments)
    5. old sam vs. new sam (10 points, 13 comments)
    6. lol (10 points, 7 comments)
    7. conspiracy theory (aka pitgate aka tha pittening aka pitkileaks aka Waco 2 aka screenshot this post stat) (9 points, 10 comments)
    8. lol guys aren't memes the funniest thing ever (9 points, 8 comments)
    9. he's not wrong you know (9 points, 3 comments)
    10. user smiles before jumping into tha pit, circa 2015 (9 points, 1 comment)
  2. 186 points, 34 submissions: lonelyboyonreddit
    1. Did you catch MDE's homage to their biggest influence, Eric Andre? (12 points, 0 comments)
    2. Think about this (12 points, 1 comment)
    3. OUCH! Official World Peace ratings are in (10 points, 1 comment)
    4. Sam Hyde Pozzin (9 points, 3 comments)
    5. mere inches (8 points, 11 comments)
    6. WEAR THE GRUDGE LIKE A CROWN OF NEGATIVITY (8 points, 2 comments)
    7. Tha Pit in a nutshell (8 points, 0 comments)
    8. When you really were a white supremacist the whole time (7 points, 1 comment)
    9. LISTEN TO ME iPHONE WARRIORS IN WORLDWIDE POVERTY STRICKEN HERMITAGES. BELIEVE THE PICTURE AND SEE THE TRUTH. (7 points, 0 comments)
    10. From the comedian who brought you "Privileged White Male Triggers Oppressed Victims, Ban This Video Now and Block Him" (6 points, 0 comments)
  3. 77 points, 11 submissions: the_pit_critic
    1. Right under their fucking noses (14 points, 4 comments)
    2. Sam reaching out (9 points, 2 comments)
    3. With tha_pit fitness club you can reach for the stars (9 points, 6 comments)
    4. It's official. Jan Ronkowski has been pitpilled. (9 points, 5 comments)
    5. Brainstorming thread for how to increase activity on tha_pit (8 points, 8 comments)
    6. Weed is bad, porn is bad, black people are violent, women are sluts, what kind of music do you guys listen to, alt-right alt-right alt-right Sam alt-right? (8 points, 20 comments)
    7. The_pit in review: tha_good, tha_bad, and tha_ugly (7 points, 7 comments)
    8. Thank you for your participation in this study, tha_pit. Couldn't have done it without you. (7 points, 2 comments)
    9. Quick explanation of cloud computing (2 points, 3 comments)
    10. When's the AMA with Sam's roommate? (2 points, 0 comments)
  4. 72 points, 12 submissions: never_say_negro
    1. If Donald Trump ends up being elected, lonelyboyonreddit has to post a face reveal (12 points, 1 comment)
    2. I've been sent here for a few days. (9 points, 10 comments)
    3. So Ethan never copied Sam... Sam copied Ethan! Haha, I guess this is why Sam put an end to the h3h3 gossip. He didn't want the truth to get out. (8 points, 0 comments)
    4. RELEASE THE SELFIE (8 points, 10 comments)
    5. Getting real sick of the World Peace posts in that subreddit (7 points, 6 comments)
    6. An absolute classic (originally posted 2 days ago to /mde. Never approved) (7 points, 2 comments)
    7. Tranny rumors are total bologna (6 points, 1 comment)
    8. How does this make you feel? (6 points, 4 comments)
    9. "How does this make you feel?" ep.3 (4 points, 4 comments)
    10. "How does this make you feel?" pt. 2 (3 points, 2 comments)
  5. 66 points, 9 submissions: MickRonmey
    1. First hand experience (11 points, 12 comments)
    2. Paranoid Sam Hyde deletes evidence of misogynist slander after tha pit exposes him, mysteriously becomes a white knight (9 points, 4 comments)
    3. Joyride Universe is a pipedream (8 points, 3 comments)
    4. Who do you think is more embarrassed by this? (8 points, 5 comments)
    5. SAM HYDE OFFICIALLY RESCINDS HIS SUPPORT OF DONALD TRUMP (8 points, 3 comments)
    6. Sam gives thanks to his hero Anthony Weiner (7 points, 3 comments)
    7. MDE HQ for sale (6 points, 2 comments)
    8. mde THROWBACK: mad man sends shit to Sam (5 points, 2 comments)
    9. WORLD PEACE complaints thread (4 points, 6 comments)
  6. 60 points, 11 submissions: Io1kek
    1. Sam sounding like a str8 bitch on his call-in Tim Heidecker's podcast (11 points, 9 comments)
    2. Sam talking about himself again (9 points, 3 comments)
    3. Xavier Renegade Angel. S2 E6. (8 points, 3 comments)
    4. y9u g0ys have noh idea (5 points, 13 comments)
    5. Pit Anthems (5 points, 0 comments)
    6. sam hyde BTFO by 8ch faggots? (5 points, 1 comment)
    7. Being Black in China (4 points, 2 comments)
    8. hmmmm... (4 points, 3 comments)
    9. Sam gets roasted Xpost (3 points, 5 comments)
    10. #5. She straight-up slays in a romper. look at picture vomit (3 points, 13 comments)
  7. 52 points, 11 submissions: mothymagoo
    1. reminder (10 points, 4 comments)
    2. Sam Hyde ex-roommate AMA is happening (9 points, 12 comments)
    3. post on the top of /milliondollarextreme links to /Zeldatattoos then this post appears at the top of /Zeldatattos. sam hyde is frantically messaging the sub's mods trying to get this post deleted as we speak. (8 points, 0 comments)
    4. Hi Walter! I got a new gf today! (5 points, 2 comments)
    5. am i the only one who thinks russell brand is at least mildly entertaining? (5 points, 6 comments)
    6. THE ONE GRAM DAB!!!!!!!! AFTERMATH!!!!!!!! (3 points, 3 comments)
    7. checkin in (3 points, 5 comments)
    8. ---->>>leaked sam hyde nudes??<<<---- (3 points, 2 comments)
    9. post comedians who are funnier than sam hyde (2 points, 7 comments)
    10. Top 5 Reasons 2 Ban Gay Marriage (LOL) (2 points, 6 comments)
  8. 52 points, 9 submissions: ultimate_sex_god
    1. coldest water you ever drink? (11 points, 5 comments)
    2. me when i get banned from /mde/ [dont watch this on a full bladder] (10 points, 1 comment)
    3. delicious deviled eggs recipe i found online (6 points, 4 comments)
    4. You HAVE to watch this video! (6 points, 1 comment)
    5. you wont believe what i found out about SAM_HYDE this is crazy %WILLDESTROYHISCAREER% (6 points, 4 comments)
    6. im trolling milliondolarextreme (NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART) (6 points, 0 comments)
    7. i had to be forcefully removed from mcdonalds today (3 points, 3 comments)
    8. well i know who IM voting for in the 2016 election (sam hyde write-in funny) (2 points, 5 comments)
    9. special halloween video from sam hyde (of mde) SPONSERED BY MCDONALDS ALL-DAY BREAKFAST (2 points, 0 comments)
  9. 33 points, 6 submissions: waste_bucket
    1. "The Pit" (don't bother sleeping tonight kiddo) (8 points, 3 comments)
    2. THE PIT-CAST™ EP. 0 : IN SUMMARY (8 points, 3 comments)
    3. mde poster's Dad scolds him for his poor reddiquette (5 points, 0 comments)
    4. thoughts on mde automod (5 points, 6 comments)
    5. this is where u belong (4 points, 2 comments)
    6. rock and roll (3 points, 1 comment)
  10. 25 points, 3 submissions: DameShyTrannyFucker
    1. wow. (10 points, 3 comments)
    2. podcasts (8 points, 10 comments)
    3. HIRE JAN RANKOWSKI (Stand-Up) Please Big Daddy Bossman (7 points, 0 comments)
  11. 22 points, 5 submissions: DancesWithPugs
    1. MDE and alt-right Hypocrisy (6 points, 2 comments)
    2. All the ideas in the MDE thread on how to fix their sub are just different ways of banning people (6 points, 3 comments)
    3. Shots fired over at /adultswim (4 points, 0 comments)
    4. Sam acts like a SJW (3 points, 2 comments)
    5. Is it cool if I still like MDE? Ya gotta love Dr. Winkum Dice. The Cool Doc. (3 points, 3 comments)
  12. 21 points, 2 submissions: awfulmark
    1. context of this? (11 points, 11 comments)
    2. Someone include the Chelsea incident again. It was removed for some reason. I like Sam but wikipedia pages are supposed to be unbiased and unfactual. (10 points, 5 comments)
  13. 20 points, 2 submissions: justneedtologin
    1. It finally happened (12 points, 2 comments)
    2. Jesus. Talk about an overreaction. Fucking guy is losing his mind. (8 points, 11 comments)
  14. 16 points, 4 submissions: SiLolsckufEdyhmas
    1. when u runnin' a pysop right undr the noses of the mods (9 points, 6 comments)
    2. peepee thoughts (3 points, 4 comments)
    3. the bubble has burst (2 points, 1 comment)
    4. bookshelf thread (2 points, 4 comments)
  15. 16 points, 2 submissions: definitiveg
    1. no way out now little boy. you're in tha_pit_pit_pit_pit. the 9th sphere of MDE hell. it doesn't go any deeper than this. we hit the 20-character name limit. no use crying, mommy can't hear you. sure, we'll let you out, after about, oh, a MILLENIA or so. pucker up, big boy, it's about to get HOT. (12 points, 7 comments)
    2. Check out this subreddit I made for following a homeless schizo chick who's in Europe trying to escape the NWO and defend herself against accusations from her non-existent audience. Almost 50 new videos per day. #TaraJonesFanClub (4 points, 2 comments)
  16. 16 points, 2 submissions: watereol
    1. Sam will at least be losing weight soon (8 points, 1 comment)
    2. How Sam gets money (8 points, 3 comments)
  17. 15 points, 4 submissions: pit_king
    1. lol (8 points, 6 comments)
    2. pit thoughts, october 16 2016 (3 points, 9 comments)
    3. People Doing Dog Tricks for Free Candy (3 points, 4 comments)
    4. we have less time than i thought (1 point, 6 comments)
  18. 13 points, 7 submissions: lilbango24
    1. Do you guys remember me? (4 points, 8 comments)
    2. Professional Diagram (2 points, 10 comments)
    3. This is the video that triggered Sam (2 points, 3 comments)
    4. Are we really only annoyed at Sam because he might actually be successful for the first time? (2 points, 5 comments)
    5. Sam's response to the recent downfall of /milliondollarextreme (1 point, 2 comments)
    6. This man was posted to the /milliondollarextreme a couple of weeks ago. Is Sam behind this? (1 point, 0 comments)
    7. Sam's nickname thread (1 point, 2 comments)
  19. 13 points, 2 submissions: technodelic
    1. Undercover footage of pit elders performing ritual dance to keep WP off TV (8 points, 3 comments)
    2. Shadowbanned from MDE sub (5 points, 10 comments)
  20. 13 points, 1 submission: cantstoptherapetrain
    1. sam hyde face fuck bot shadowbanned, reborn as sam hyde sexual abuse bot. to those pitters who will pronounce judgement against the bot and its keeper, i say unto you: all manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men, but the blasphemy against the child shall not be forgiven unto men (13 points, 4 comments)
  21. 12 points, 1 submission: OROGRAPHY
    1. sam hyde sex abuse bot triggers a schizo (12 points, 2 comments)
  22. 11 points, 1 submission: FatDickInMyMouth
    1. sam hyde facefuck twitter bot now online (11 points, 9 comments)
  23. 10 points, 2 submissions: pit_jester
    1. this place is for faggots and so are you (8 points, 19 comments)
    2. this one's for all the overweight manchildren who post here (aka all of you). just read it and let it sink in. (2 points, 4 comments)
  24. 10 points, 1 submission: tha_pit_legal_team
    1. Re: Infringement of Trademark Rights of Tha P.I.T Tattoo Studio (10 points, 5 comments)
  25. 10 points, 1 submission: SamHydeWikiLeaks
    1. smirks endgame? sure, i'll tell you my endgame. but don't say i didn't warn you. turns and looks at you with beaming red eyes ▂▃▅█▓▒░۰۪۫C۪۫۰۪۫H۪۫۰۪۫A۪۫۰۪۫O۪۫۰۪۫S۪۫۰░▒▓█▅▃▂ (10 points, 1 comment)
Top Commenters
  1. studcase (417 points, 148 comments)
  2. lonelyboyonreddit (414 points, 129 comments)
  3. waste_bucket (246 points, 89 comments)
  4. MickRonmey (145 points, 41 comments)
  5. technodelic (132 points, 51 comments)
  6. CoolestWesley (118 points, 34 comments)
  7. mothymagoo (112 points, 30 comments)
  8. never_say_negro (108 points, 45 comments)
  9. the_pit_critic (90 points, 29 comments)
  10. VeryGoodCop (85 points, 36 comments)
  11. ohgadilovememes (81 points, 26 comments)
  12. ohlookaguy (57 points, 15 comments)
  13. pit_king (56 points, 32 comments)
  14. DancesWithPugs (49 points, 19 comments)
  15. pit_man (44 points, 9 comments)
  16. killsamhyde (37 points, 10 comments)
  17. Satros (37 points, 8 comments)
  18. awfulmark (35 points, 21 comments)
  19. puppy19 (31 points, 15 comments)
  20. pit_jester (29 points, 16 comments)
  21. Io1kek (29 points, 12 comments)
  22. The_Legend_of_Zorldo (29 points, 9 comments)
  23. PM_ME_YOUR_DADS_NIPS (27 points, 7 comments)
  24. Deathgripsfan69 (25 points, 4 comments)
  25. bobic4 (24 points, 11 comments)
Top Submissions
  1. upvote this to live forever by studcase (17 points, 2 comments)
  2. Right under their fucking noses by the_pit_critic (14 points, 4 comments)
  3. tom and jerry fan art masterpiece goes for 33 million at high end art auction by studcase (13 points, 1 comment)
  4. sam hyde face fuck bot shadowbanned, reborn as sam hyde sexual abuse bot. to those pitters who will pronounce judgement against the bot and its keeper, i say unto you: all manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men, but the blasphemy against the child shall not be forgiven unto men by cantstoptherapetrain (13 points, 4 comments)
  5. Did you catch MDE's homage to their biggest influence, Eric Andre? by lonelyboyonreddit (12 points, 0 comments)
  6. Think about this by lonelyboyonreddit (12 points, 1 comment)
  7. no way out now little boy. you're in tha_pit_pit_pit_pit. the 9th sphere of MDE hell. it doesn't go any deeper than this. we hit the 20-character name limit. no use crying, mommy can't hear you. sure, we'll let you out, after about, oh, a MILLENIA or so. pucker up, big boy, it's about to get HOT. by definitiveg (12 points, 7 comments)
  8. If Donald Trump ends up being elected, lonelyboyonreddit has to post a face reveal by never_say_negro (12 points, 1 comment)
  9. It finally happened by justneedtologin (12 points, 2 comments)
  10. irl video of sam hyde getting banned from tha pit by studcase (12 points, 1 comment)
Top Comments
  1. 13 points: CoolestWesley's comment in sam getting facefucked by a tranny, u/VeryGoodCop wishing sam would hold him down and give him his seed, and the World Peace pilot going to be an abysmal failure like every other produced piece by mde
  2. 13 points: lonelyboyonreddit's comment in placing myself in tha_pit because normal sub has become bad
  3. 12 points: waste_bucket's comment in no way out now little boy. you're in tha_pit_pit_pit_pit. the 9th sphere of MDE hell. it doesn't go any deeper than this. we hit the 20-character name limit. no use crying, mommy can't hear you. sure, we'll let you out, after about, oh, a MILLENIA or so. pucker up, big boy, it's about to get HOT.
  4. 12 points: studcase's comment in Brainstorming thread for how to increase activity on tha_pit
  5. 11 points: lonelyboyonreddit's comment in what happened here?
  6. 11 points: MickRonmey's comment in its not gonna work sam
  7. 11 points: MickRonmey's comment in sam hyde facefuck twitter bot now online
  8. 11 points: mothymagoo's comment in lol
  9. 10 points: Satros's comment in itt we pretend we're /milliondollarextreme users
  10. 10 points: studcase's comment in alternative spots for /milliondollarextreme ban'dits
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2014.08.07 06:41 AlterEgo1982 Irl videos mommy nude

So here is my story sorry for the bad English,
A few months back i met this lady from England ( im from Holland ) online somewhere, doesn't really matter where. We started off playing videogames and i helped her with it here and there. At the time i was dealing with depression but i was actually doing better. We started off talking and we both lied a bit about the past. I told her i was living on my own which sadly isn't the case, but i thought it would be blown up out proportion anyway. In my mind it wouldn't matter this much i was working and planning on moving out. At that time we exchanged pictures, and we clicked really good or so i thought. I'm a nice and polite guy and that's what attracted her towards me, which was fine by me. After sometime she explained she was 34, but after months our discussion came back up and she bursted out crying on skype after she confessed she is 40 and has a daughter age 13 ( she did not lie about this just the age ). After giving it an hour of thought i didn't think much of this, i was still in love with her and it did not matter that much to me.
During this period of time, we had good conversations, and since i can be a bit down and lonely, our skype talks always got me in good mood. But after a while she started telling me about another guy from Finland , who was taunting her with obession and suicidal messages. I recommed her to change her phone number, but she said she wouldn't. I got more story out her that he posted her adress on 4chan aswell. He was/is a drunk and was in a mental healthcare facility for some time...or so she said. This was all very weird to me but didn't think much of it.
After a few months we decided to meet, i was short on money but it was okay. She persisted to buy me a ticket and so she did. I thought why not maybe it is not the correct thing, but she assured me all is fine i'll take care of you and such. I asked her is this really what you want? And yes she assured me this is what she wanted.
Now comes the weird part, when i arrived she gave me a hug and kiss. I thought it was gonna be awesome...boy was i wrong Once we arrived at her house i fixed some things for her as i promised to do so. We decided to watch a movie on her bed after this, we knew eachother for like 2 hours. Without saying a thing she was pulling off her clothers and told me to do so aswell. We've discussed sex before and did sexual things before like sending eachother nude photos and such. So at first i was like, maybe we should wait till tonight ? But no..
We had sex anyway , well i tried to i was excausted from the plane flight and nervousness from the night before. After this happened, her daughter came home and we where expecting to go out to see the city. We shopped some, and had dinner in the evening which was ok.
There was no eye contact at all, and i just sat and walked around with them. Both her and her daughter did nothing to make a convo with me and eventually she turned towards her daughter and just left me be. One time i grabbed my ex's hand and her daughter grabbed her other hand telling me 'my mommy' whilst my ex gf ( or how do you call it anyway really ) yanked my hand lose. They hugged eachother whilst i was just standing there. I can take a rejection and such but this behavior made me feel like im garbage, why did you bring me all over to England and act this way. It made me sad and sick the last days we watched movies but didnt do anything else. She decided to spend some time on skype whilst i was watching shitty ass english docus.
The end was horrid aswell, i was a day early at the airport we both made the mistake in dates, i begged her to pick me up which she almost refused and because she was not a total b*itch she did. Ofcourse i had to sit in the back of the car with the two of em front loud singing to music. Once again i did not understand this behavior at all but said nothing and we went to bed like nothing happened.
Once i was back home in Holland, i discovered she was texting with this mental guy from Finland whilst i was there. She made a big drama about this towards her online buddies and whatnot ( his constant stalking and taunting ). But it wasn't stalking she was approaching him back still.
After talking to him, until i left IRC because he got drunk agressive and angry mind you. I discovered he knew exactly which movies we watched, also after having an idea he had the exact same nude pictures as i did ( wtf ) Whilst she always claimed they where 'just' friends. She is still in contact with him after naming calling her talking to me i dont even want to mention. But pasted it to her she had nothing to say tho.
My mistake according to her was being pushy and contacting her skype friends just to ask if they where talking about me. I STILL wanted to fix this all but it was too late.
I didnt think it was relevant but i did some wrong things aswell which she pointed out, as a joke. For a period of time i was pretending to be a girl on steam in games, i didnt think much of it until i made some friends. Which was the point it was nothing sexual, but i just wanted to explore how easier it is when youre female to get into social contact with people. And it worksed but backfired obviously. I was very lonely and depressed at that time that's why i did this.
After 3 months it ended up with a fight, she called me balding and how she did not like men like that, i did everything wrong when i was there, she felt like a host and not a gf, i pretended to be a girl online, and she had a life and job and such, did not need a man. I needed to go away and leave her a lone and so i did. I thought good luck with this finnish drunktard who you obviously like the suicidal mesages from.
Now im back in this horrible depression thinking about it every night. Social contacts i have made recently but im always sad and thinking aobut this incident that happened. Something like this would never happen irl either not this way. It messed me up so bad, its nothing like a normal break up and it hurts so much. What can i do, i still struggle with it after 3 months, can hardly sleeping figuring out why this all happened, she made it all sound so good yet once we where meeting i was ignored, but good enough to have sex with.
What is it about this woman? I will never know but i wouldnt wish this upon anyone. After months i still dont know what to think about it but once again im horribly alone. In 3 weeks im meeting a guy as a friend, i made my first step finding friends. But i still feel lonely, can barely sleep or laugh anymore.
I never expected a break up to feel this bad, but it's a nightmare story in the eyes of some of you i am sure. For me it certainly was, i never expected so much pain from something, from a low to a high back to a very low again. :(
Thank you for reading.
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2014.03.11 17:26 stopchewinginclass Irl mommy nude videos

Not sure if I'm submitting right. If this needs to be moved/edited, let me know. I filled out the form but I also wrote other things.
Question/Concern: I wrote a whole bunch below? I need help with how to apply lip color and what colors I should be looking for. Skin tone/Undertone: Pale ish light, I guess, I gave up long ago on trying to figure out what's up with my skin tone so I don't use foundation or powder or anything, I have no reference point... I put pictures up below that show it pretty well though. Skin type: With regards to lips, I'm looking for moisturizing products if possible but I can use just about anything. I don't really need the SUPER LONG LASTING things that are like "here, put this super glue on your lips that won't come off for six days, and rub this ineffective moisturizing stuff over it every fifteen minutes", though. Allergies (if applicable): none Budget (if applicable): for a lip product that I might use every day, and so would last me about 2 months, I guess :deep breath: $20 max but that's really a maximum unless it makes me cry with joy. I primarily shop at Target/Walmart/drugstore, but I have access to a Sephora and a small MAC and internet, and I live in the US if I needed to have something shipped to me. I need a good return policy, though, I can't afford to throw more than like $3 away lol. Previous Products (if applicable): A lot of things pull orange on me, and I hate orange. I'd prefer a plum. I want to like berry colors, but too much pink also looks silly on my sallow skin. I said below I have a NYC lipstick in 415 Brandy Sparkle, but it's so brown and shimmery, I want something more everyday and more modern. Makeup Experience: In terms of application, I have steady hands but I'm still having neatness issues and I know nothing about lip brushes so I guess a 3. In terms of color, probably a 3 also, I know that I don't want orange and I do maybe want plums but I don't know much more about sub tones and finishes. Pictures: pictures. The second picture shows my actual real-life skin tone best, but there's actually a little more yellow IRL. The first and third show somewhat what I mean when I say there's something wrong with my application. In these I'm wearing CG FlipSticks in Intense, the darker side only I think. It has too much pink for me, I'd like something darker and more serious. I also will put something up later to show the color of my lips bare.
So I'm trying to get into lip color. I've tried quite a few things, though I return them all right away, so I don't remember what they are really, and my problems seem to boil down to this:

  • whenever I apply, it usually comes out looking sloppy, like a 2 year old got into mommy's stash. I'm not really sure why, I get pretty even coverage and I have steady hands (been doing liquid liner for 7-8 years now, woo) so my edges aren't TOO bad, but it still looks like something's missing. This happens least with your classic "lip stick" product, so I stick to those, but I'm thinking of trying a lip brush for those lipsticks instead of applying directly. Is that a thing that people do? Do you think it might help me? Can anybody direct me to tutorials, or show me how to use a lip brush? Assume my level of competence is one step above "managed to figure out which end of the brush to use." I don't even know whether I'm supposed to be poking the lipstick with the brush vs scraping it vs allowing the brush to gently stroke the product like a summer breeze, and I definitely don't know how to get it on my lips. I bought a $1 ELF concealer brush cause my local target only had Sonia Kashuk lip brushes for $10 and I was like "lol f that, this concealer brush is the same size and shape, I'm getting that one." I haven't had a chance to try it yet, though, because...
  • I don't have anything that looks good on me. After years and years and years of trying to figure it out, the best assessment I can come up with is that I am neutral-cool toned (only wear silver jewelry, eyes and hair have little to no warmth, black/grey brow color, wear mostly olive/plum/black/sometimes animal print clothes and no orange or red), but I have sallow/yellow skin, and some red/pinkness from acne scars. Is that possible? to basically have orange in my skin, but still be cool toned? What colors should go on my lips to reduce the yellow and red in my skin (and teeth) and make me look good? I found ONE lipstick once that looks good and flatters me, a NYX $2 tube in 415 Brandy Sparkle, but it has no longevity, too much sparkle to be professional (don't get me wrong, I love me some sparkles, but I need something I can wear to class and to work as a tutor), and it's primarily brown, making me look like I'm stuck in the 90s. I'm only 21, so that's not really acceptable. I've also tried a couple nude shades, and I don't like nudes, I don't think. My lips are naturally a good few shades darker than my skin, so it just looks so strange for them to be washed out.
Am I doomed to using clear balms and biting my lips for color for the rest of my life? Or should I just accept my fate as 90s throwback and buy all the browns? Haaaallllpppp. I'm going to Sephora later today to ask them the same questions, possibly, so if there's anything I should be specifically asking for please tell me.
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