2020.10.29 10:33 icantchangeyourmood Hotel sex camera
My boyfriend and I first got together in mid-2016. We were both 28. I was a late bloomer, due to growing up with parents that overly sheltered me. He was my first date, my first kiss, my first boyfriend, my first roommate, & the first (and only) person I ever slept with. I trusted him explicitly.
He told me one day, very candidly, that in every past relationship he had a desire to cheat (although he never did). He said I was the first person he never felt the desire to cheat on. I had told him before that I never wanted to be cheated on, and would rather he just break up with me.
Around late 2017 I started to feel weird about things. I just started to get weird vibes that something was off. We stopped having sex as much (his choice, he would just always turn me down despite saying he was still attracted to me). I believed him when he said it wasn't me, that he was going through a very difficult, stressful time and just wasn't interested in sex at all and that he needed space and time to try to regain a healthy sex drive.
At some point in early 2018 we opened up the relationship...not because it was something I wanted, but he said he thought it would maybe help him if he saw other people casually. I was ok with this, at that time. It was our agreement that he would communicate with me about anyone that he was talking to and what happened with them. Trust and honesty was very important to me.
He went on a trip out of state, and he asked me if he could get a massage. I said sure, enjoy. I stupidly thought it was a normal, regular massage. He told me after that it was an erotic-type massage. I was shocked...and honestly felt like he had cheated on me. He wasn't honest. But I let it go, because of the open relationship.
In March 2018, at my request and insistence we closed the relationship back up, because I could no longer handle him having sex with other people and not having sex with me at all. He seemed to really understand me, and agreed.
In May 2019, I stumbled upon videos of him, located on a memory card in -my- camera, having sex with a woman I had never heard about in a hotel. The videos had a timestamp on them of December 2018. Way after we closed our relationship back up. I felt like someone had kicked me in the gut.
At this point we lived together (and had lived together for several years), and for the first time ever I went through his stuff.
I found his external hard drive, which was full of porn - which didn't bother me. The external hard drive also had more pictures and videos with earlier timestamps (one in November 2016, one in June 2018) of him having sex with women I didn't recognize or know about. There were other screenshots he saved & it was very evident that he found the Nov 2016 woman on backpage and the June 2018 woman on tinder. All of these women made it very obvious that they knew they were being filmed.
If that wasn't bad enough...he had been watching the videos of himself cheating on me, to jerk off to. He had even watched them the very day I found them.
I confronted him, and at first he denied it.
I told him about the videos I had found on the memory card in my camera. After that, he admitted it right away. I asked him about the other pictures/videos I found on his hard drive. He denied those. He said those women were from before our relationship and before I ever knew him. He said the timestamps were weird because he had found those files on an old hard drive and transferred them. I chose to believe him, even though I had a nagging feeling in the back of my mind that it wasn't true. I told him if it ever came out that he was not telling me the whole truth now about his cheating, then I would be done. He insisted he was telling me everything. I asked him to let me see his phone, and he refused.
I was going to break up with him. In fact, I did break up with him. But I went back on it.
About a year ago, due to personal reasons, our relationship became VERY long distance. We are still together. We text everyday, and talk on the phone often although it isn't for very long, and I always wish we could talk longer.
A few days ago I had an idea to check those pictures/videos with a timestamp of Nov 2016 & June 2018 in a program that lets you see what device took the picture. The answer? The phone he has now. With the back camera. That confirmed it for me. He was lying. He had been lying all along.
He finally admitted it.
He has cheated on me at least 4 times, that I know of for sure. I feel there's probably been more.
He said he would've never told me unless I found out, because he didn't want to hurt me.
It is pretty obvious to me that he doesn't admit to anything unless there is direct evidence I have found that he cannot deny. He keeps saying that is everything, but I don't believe him. I can't. The trust is completely eroded. His voice when he lies is the same as his voice when he is honest. I feel like in some ways...in many ways...I don't even know who he is anymore. Maybe I never did.
I don't know what to do.
I still love him, very much. I still feel happy when I talk to him. He is my best friend. I feel like he is my person. But I can't trust him. He doesn't seem willing to put in the work to regain any trust either. I just feel so sick thinking about all of this. I also am not getting any younger...I want to get married someday...but I can't imagine committing to a life together with someone I can't trust.
Do you think this relationship is worth trying to save? Or should I try to move on?
tl;dr: Boyfriend of 4.5 years cheated on me at least 4 times that I know of for sure. He started cheating 6 months into our relationship.
thank you for reading.
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2020.10.26 17:22 IdolA126Octl Hotel sex camera
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2020.10.24 20:09 ThadJaworsky Hotel sex camera
THE BUCKERSON & MEYERS SAGA
THE CAVE OF KLARG (or) WIZARD OF ARMBARS
A High-Elf Wizard named Futt Buckerson
A Barbarian by the name of Bobo Wilcox
A Halfling named Hyphen Potamus VII
CITY OF NEVERWINTER
A wide shot of the city slowly panning with nice scenic music.
CUT TO: POV Cam as we track at a nice brisk pace through some crowds in the City, and come upon a Tavern. The tracking shot is travelling at chest-level to the average person in town, so we are looking up at a lower angle rather than looking down at anyone.
EXT. TAVERN - DAY
The sign out front reads "DRIFTWOOD TAVERN" as we track up to the door, open it, and go inside.
INT. DRIFTWOOD TAVERN
POV continues as we go through the Tavern and the long tracking shot finally comes to rest in front of a table in the corner with three characters sitting and drinking. They are not talking with each other, instead it appears that they had been waiting to meet this person that now stands in front of them. One of them is dressed in a stereotypical cartoon wizard outfit, complete with pointy hat, which partially covers the wizard's pointy ears. The human closest to the wizard is dressed in furs and has a large battle axe with him. Sitting furthest away from the other two is a much smaller guy wearing a cloak with a hood partially covering his face, he is equipped with a bow and arrows. The three men look to the Camera:
CUT TO the table's POV: A DWARF is standing before them.
I trust you three are here about the job I listed on the notice board?
Yeah, you just need us to bring a wagonload of provisions to some shitty little village.
I need you to haul the equipment over to the settlement of Phandalin. It's a rough and tumble---
The Halfling at the table interrupts the Dwarf.
HYPHEN POTAMUS VII:
We already read your notice, Gunchkin. We know where to take the damn wagon.
It's Gundren. I will be hiring you all together. Do you three know each other?
(Motions to the wizard and the barbarian)
I think those two are friends. I am no one's friend! I am just here for the job.
Well I'd like to know who I'm hiring. What are your names?
My name is Hyphen Potamus Seven.
Do we have to remember your name?
Yes! Hyphen... Potamus... Seven! It's not that hard!
The Barbarian at the table speaks.
HYPHEN POTAMUS VII starts laughing hysterically.
I don't know. Your name just sounds so funny to me.
I'm Futt Buckerson.
No. That's not my name. That was my father.
Pleasure to meet you all. The best way to Phandalin is to go down the High Road then get onto the Triboar Trail...
(Standing up as the other two men join him to leave the Tavern)
We got this, Gundry.
As the group of adventurers walk past GUNDREN to leave, we can hear BOBO muttering something to FUTT.
Wait, why would your last names be different?
Abruptly CUT to BLACK with "A DAY AND A HALF LATER" written across the screen.
EXT. TRIBOAR TRAIL - DAY
FUTT, BOBO, and HYPHEN are travelling up the trail with the wagon. As they come around a bend, they spot something blocking the road up ahead. As they get nearer to the blockage, we can slowly make out what it is. Two dead horses are sprawled out in the middle of the road.
Hey Bobo, I think what we should do...
Is we should arrange the horses so it looks like one is fucking the other on the side of the road, to give the travelers a little bit of a laugh as they're going by. To kind of make their day brighter.
HYPHEN POTAMUS VII overhears the conversation and jumps in.
Okay, I know I haven't said a word to you guys this entire trip, but I just have to say...
BOBO and FUTT turn to HYPHEN to hear what he's about to say.
That's hilarious. You guys seem pretty chill.
FUTT: So are we friends now?
Yeah! That was a really good idea!
HYPHEN enthusiastically helps BOBO and FUTT as they try and move the dead horses off the road, but his Halfling strength is not much help in the effort. One of BOBO's hands sinks into a decaying wound in the side of one horse, maggots spill out all over his forearm. FUTT has got one horse's butt propped up enough for BOBO to drop the other dead horse on top. HYPHEN grabs the penis of the top horse, and manages to shove it into the butthole of the bottom horse.
BOBO backs away after dropping the one dead horse, and then notices that HYPHEN is continuously pulling the dead horse-cock in and out of the other dead horse's ass.
I don't want to be classist here... but, come on... aren't we better than this?
FUTT and HYPHEN are totally into the dead horse fucking. HYPHEN is in the middle of jamming the horse cock back into the butthole when he and FUTT turn to BOBO.
HYPHEN and FUTT:
What do you mean?
While FUTT and HYPHEN continue messing with the dead horses, a pair of Goblins can be seen sneaking out of the woods and creeping up toward the party of travelers.
It looks like the Goblins are preparing to attack, but then they get close enough to see what FUTT and HYPHEN are doing with the horses. The Goblins burst out laughing, giving away their position. A Goblin Archer comes out from behind a tree with his bow down, also laughing.
HYPHEN draws a dagger and prepares to attack.
FUTT sees this and quickly says to HYPHEN.
Wait. Before we kill them... if they think we're so funny, maybe they can take us back to their goblin village, and like, maybe we can do a residency.
Time out! I thought we were on a mission to deliver this equipment to Phandalin. I didn't know we were trying to be edgy sketch comedians.
I'm with Bobo on this one. I don't want to do sketch comedy for goblins. I'd rather...
While the Goblins are still laughing, HYPHEN quickly grabs one Goblin by the throat with one hand, while stabbing his dagger into the other Goblin's neck with his other hand. Then he rips out the Goblin's throat with his bare hand.
BOBO the barbarian steps in with his huge battle axe and chops the throatless Goblin in half through his torso.
Cleave me alone, bitch!
Green blood is gushing everywhere. Out of the chopped Goblin's two halves, and spurting out of the other Goblin's neck from where he was stabbed. The Goblin Archer is horrified and backing away from the gruesome scene. FUTT sneaks up behind him and gets him in a sleeper hold.
I'm so sorry my friends didn't want to perform for you.
(Continuing to choke out the Goblin)
I think this was all unnecessary.
The Goblin loses consciousness in FUTT's arms. FUTT gently lays the Goblin on the ground. Searching the Goblin he just put to sleep, FUTT finds a map and shows BOBO and HYPHEN. The map shows a small trail going off to the side of the main trail.
Ooh, a map to their hideout! I think we should go there!
I think we could just keep doing what we were doing...
I think these goblins were trying to jump us. We have the map to their hideout. Let's go check out their hideout. If they're doing bad stuff like this... we should stop them.
Or Futt, if you want to just take the cart to its lawful destination, Bobo and I will go fuck these goblins up.
Okay, but take these black mirrors. I need a way to contact you.
FUTT gives them cell phones and continues down Triboar Trail with the wagon of supplies. BOBO and HYPHEN take the map and head out in search of the trail to the Goblin Hideout.
EXT. PHANDALIN - DAY
FUTT delivers the supply wagon to ELMAR BARTHEN.
Are you Elmer?
ELMAR has a worker of his go check the inside of the wagon. The worker comes out and gives a nod of approval to ELMAR, who then hands FUTT six pouches of gold pieces.
Here's what was agreed upon.
Is there a tavern in this town?
INT - SLEEPING GIANT TAVERN - DAY
FUTT enters the Tavern and walks up to the bar. The only other patrons at the Tavern are all wearing dirty red cloaks and are eyeballing FUTT. The BartendeOwner is a grumpy looking female Dwarf. Her name is GRISTA. FUTT just lingers at the bar without saying anything.
Well, what are you having?
FUTT: You guys ever do comedy shows here?
No. We don't do that shit here. We don't really believe in comedy. And even if we did, you don't look like you'd be a good match for our clientele's idea of humor.
A big grayish-green hand slaps down onto the wizard's shoulder, and spins him around. FUTT is now face to face with a big bald HALF-ORC.
Oh, you're a comedian huh? Tell me a joke!
Well, uh... this is just something I was working on earlier today... I found a dead horse, I found two dead horses... and I made them look like they were butt fucking each other.
The HALF-ORC bursts out laughing.
That's the funniest shit I ever heard! Can I see it?
Yeah. Do you know of another tavern that'll do shows? We could form a comedy duo.
Yeah, sure. We can check the next town over. There might be a tavern in Riverbend.
FUTT takes out his black mirror (cell phone) and speaks into it.
Hey guys, I met this cool dude... (turns to the HALF-ORC) What's your name?
(Back into the black mirror)
I met this cool dude named Gregg. We're gonna go to a different town. We think there might be a tavern there that'll let us do shows. If you want to, like, ever come to Riverbend...
EXT. FOREST TRAIL - DAY
BOBO and HYPHEN POTAMUS VII are on a tiny thickly wooded trail looking at the black mirror HYPHEN is holding. FUTT's voice continues through the black mirror (smart phone).
HYPHEN looks at BOBO with a "meh" expression and puts away the black mirror dismissively.
They walk a little further down the heavily wooded trail and immediately come to a thicket.
Behind the thicket, the Goblin Hideout is vaguely visible through all the growth.
BOBO and HYPHEN get into the brush and head towards the Goblin Hideout.
The black mirror in HYPHEN's pocket makes a little noise.
HYPHEN takes out the black mirror and looks at it.
There are words written on the screen:
HEY, R U GUYS COOL?
SHOULD I COME BACK?
HYPHEN texts back while looking irritated:
SURE... IF YOU WANT TO.
HYPHEN puts the phone back into his pocket.
BOBO's black mirror immediately starts ringing. BOBO touches the screen to answer.
FUTT's voice comes out through the device:
Okay, I texted you guys to see if I should come back and Hyphen Potamus Seven just wrote 'Sure, if you want.' Is he mad?
I really think he's indifferent.
So it's cool if I keep trying to do this comedy thing, or should I---
Yeah, it's fine. We don't care.
Alright. I'll call you tomorrow.
BOBO: Sure. Or don't.
BOBO hangs up on FUTT and continues walking through the thicket.
What was his deal? What did he want?
BOBO: He wanted to know if you were upset.
Is he like really sensitive? It's like, dude, I just met that guy like this morning. Why is he all butt-hurt about maybe I'm--- like why would I be upset? I said "yeah, if you want" like---
BOBO's black mirror starts ringing again.
Is that him again?
BOBO takes out the device and presses the screen and FUTT's voice comes out of it again.
Hey Bobo, if... if you would, don't tell Hyphen what we talked about.
I'm sorry, Futt, but I already did.
There's an awkward silence for a couple seconds, then:
There's a click as FUTT hangs up.
What was that? What was that?
BOBO: He was telling me not to tell you what we talked about.
HYPHEN: What? Why!
BOBO: Because he's sensitive!
HYPHEN: He's the weirdest wizard I have ever met in my life!
Yeah, did you see how he didn't use magic, and he put that one guy in an arm bar?
And he was like, apologizing as he was putting him in an arm bar.
BOBO and HYPHEN walk out into the other side of the thicket and several Goblins are already approaching from a nearby cave. The Barbarian and the Halfling walk by the Goblin cave totally oblivious while having their loud conversation. A couple of the Goblins are creeping up pretty close to them, and BOBO finally takes notice.
Let me axe you this!
BOBO swings his great-axe at the Goblin that was trying to sneak up on him. The blade sinks so deep into the Goblin's upper arm, it cuts entirely through and lodges into the Goblin's ribcage. The arm below the axe-blade falls loose, and the Goblin falls back on the ground, gushing blood from his arm stump and side wound. BOBO grabs another Goblin by the face, and squeezes his thumbs into the Goblin's eye-sockets. The Goblin screams in pain as his eyeballs are punctured, falling backward. BOBO kneels down on the Goblin's chest, and continues squeezing with all his might, mutilating the Goblin's face as much as possible.
Aren't you gonna say a cool catchphrase as you do that?
CUT to BOBO's face looking determined as he's crushing the Goblin's face with his bare hands.
I have a crush on you!
There's a sickening crunch! and a spatter of blood hits BOBO's face.
The two other Goblins that were trying to sneak up on them run from the fight.
BOBO stands up off the dead mash-faced Goblin.
Bobo! Should we arrange these goblins in a funny sex-thing? So we can get our wizard friend to come visit us, and he'll be impressed.
HYPHEN goes to one of the corpses and looks down at it.
Hmm, we could probably put these goblins in a pretty funny arrangement...
(looks up at BOBO)
But that wizard would probably put them in a really funny arrangement!
Not my thing.
Let's call him!
You can arrange them. I'm gonna check out their cave.
BOBO grabs his great-axe out of the one-armed dead Goblin, and cautiously heads toward the Goblin Cave.
HYPHEN rolls the faceless Goblin over to the other Goblin, then arranges it so the Goblins are facing each other's crotches, commonly referred to as a 69 position. HYPHEN even takes the faceless Goblin's green bulbous cock, and shoves it into the other Goblin's mouth.
HYPHEN grabs the one-armed Goblin's cock, and shoves it into the mush that used to be the other Goblin's face.
EXT. GOBLIN CAVE - DAY
BOBO is against the cave wall, sliding closer and closer toward the entrance as quietly as he can. BOBO's black mirror starts ringing loudly. BOBO presses on it and FUTT's face appears on the screen.
Hey, so I'm just letting you guys know, Gregg and I found this hotel, it's not very expensive. They've got like a pool-roof type thing and there's like a lot of cool Orc girls here and stuff, and anyway, Gregg thinks he knows of, like, a tavern that might, like, let us do a show if we want. So we're gonna check it out tomorrow. But we're just hanging out on the roof, we got a bunch of grog, and like, coke, and um, that's what we're doing, so... (trails off)
HYPHEN joins BOBO by the Cave Entrance.
Who is it? Is it him again?
Futt. Yeah, it's Futt. He's the only other person we know who has one of these, so who do you think it is?
HYPHEN: What does he want?
He's at a rooftop party with some Orc girls and cocaine.
It's not, like, a party. And we're not sure if the girls are gonna come up, but like we, we, we uh... Gregg talked to them in the hall.
So there are girls at the hotel, but they're not actually---
He's doing cocaine alone?
BOBO: No, with Gregg, who I have not met.
Why is he calling and telling us that he's doing cocaine with Gregg? What is his deal?
BOBO hangs up on FUTT and puts his black mirror away.
EXT. HOTEL ROOF - DUSK
GREGG comes up to the roof. There are two ORC GIRLS following behind him.
MONTAGE - FUTT and GREGG drinking grog and doing cocaine with the ORC GIRLS. GREGG chatting it up with ORC GIRL 1, both really into it. FUTT is with ORC GIRL 2, and she's just talking at him rapidly, while he looks very uninterested. ORC GIRL 1 whispers in GREGG's ear, and they both exit the Roof and go downstairs.
INT. HOTEL ROOM - DUSK
GREGG and ORC GIRL 1 are sitting on the bed. ORC GIRL 1 gives GREGG a hand job. GREGG lays her down with him and tries to get on top of her. ORC GIRL 1 quickly sits back up on the bed, and GREGG gives her a 'what the fuck' expression. She grabs his dick again.
ORC GIRL 1:
I can keep doing this for you, but I don't want to go all the way just yet.
EXT. ROOF - DUSK
ORC GIRL 2 keeps blathering at FUTT.
Suddenly a loud commotion can be heard coming from downstairs. Yelling and thudding and smashing. It sounds as if the room downstairs is being thrashed apart. FUTT and ORC GIRL 2 both take notice of the noises coming from below. FUTT excuses himself, walks away from the ORC GIRL, and takes out his black mirror.
INT. CAVE - DUSK
BOBO and HYPHEN are inside the Goblin Cave with the exit still visible behind them.
BOBO and HYPHEN start to head down a steep passageway. BOBO's black mirror starts to ring. BOBO presses on it once, and FUTT's face comes up, then BOBO immediately presses it again. FUTT's face disappears and the screen goes dark. BOBO puts the black mirror away.
Is this normal for him?
Afraid so. He is the neediest guy.
An echoed voice suddenly shouts from down the passageway:
Who's up there? Help me!
The "Shut up!" echoes really loud down the passageway.
As it fades out, the sounds of several running feet can now be heard echoing up the corridor.
As BOBO and HYPHEN stand staring into the passageway, they see six Goblins running up towards them, all wielding scimitars.
BOBO takes out a javelin and raises it. BOBO waits with the javelin raised, the Goblins are still too far down the passageway for him to get an accurate throw.
HYPHEN turns and runs right past BOBO and towards the Cave's exit.
BOBO immediately turns and runs after HYPHEN to exit the Cave.
HYPHEN: I thought you were going to throw your javelin!
BOBO: Well, I was going to, but then you took off! I can't take all these guys on, by myself!
The Goblins continue to chase BOBO and HYPHEN out of the Cave.
EXT. MOUTH OF CAVE - DUSK
HYPHEN runs just out of the Cave, stops, turns around, and shoots an arrow back into the Cave.
As BOBO is running out of the Cave, the arrow whizzes right past his head, nearly hitting him.
BOBO: What the fuck!
HYPHEN: Sorry, I was trying to hit a goblin.
BOBO narrows his eyes.
BOBO: I don't believe you.
HYPHEN: Fuck you!
HYPHEN runs further away from the Cave.
BOBO tries to run after him, but trips and falls.
Two of the Goblins run out of the Cave and one of them hurls their scimitar at HYPHEN.
The handle-end of the scimitar hits HYPHEN in the back of the head.
HYPHEN falls to the ground, unconscious.
One of the Goblins tries to chop down on the fallen BOBO with his scimitar, but BOBO rolls out of the way just in time and then swings his great-axe up at the Goblin. The axe-blade chops into the Goblin's forehead, taking off a chunk of the Goblin's scalp. The other Goblin, who already threw his scimitar, cowers back into the Cave with the other 4 Goblins, who had stopped giving chase once they got to the Cave's mouth.
BOBO gets up and looks down at the Goblin he just scalped. The front of its head has a chunk missing, exposing the Goblin's brain. Blood is pouring out, and the Goblin isn't moving.
BOBO looks over to unconscious HYPHEN, then back to the Goblin, then back to HYPHEN.
BOBO smiles, looking rather excited.
INT. HOTEL BAR
FUTT approaches the bar. There's a human BARTENDER behind the bar, and next to him is a huge furry creature with the head of an owl and the body of a bear. An OWLBEAR, if you will.
FUTT: Hey, there's a lot of noise going on in my comedy partner's room. I think he's attacking a lady. Can you do something about it?
I'll send Fifi up there to check it out.
The BARTENDER turns to his pet OWLBEAR.
No, I got it, I got it. Never mind.
That seems weird. I'll just... I'll go. I know the guy. I'll go.
If there is a problem, Fifi will definitely handle it.
FUTT: I don't want to get involved with an Owlbear. I'll just go do it.
INT. HOTEL HALLWAY
FUTT goes up to the door where all the fighting noises are coming from.
FUTT knocks on the door and the noise pauses for a moment, then a fast scramble to the door can be heard coming from within. The door flies open, and GREGG is standing there, panting and sweating, holding a machete in his hand.
GREGG: Oh. Hey. What's up bro?
(Trying to look behind GREGG)
What's going on? What are you doing?
CUT back to GREGG and behind him we can see the ORC GIRL on the bed, looking bloodied and bruised and unconscious.
We were just... hanging out.
FUTT: Is everything cool? Because it sounded loud. Everyone could hear you upstairs, so I just came by to make sure everything's fine.
GREGG: Everything's fine.
Behind GREGG, the ORC GIRL rises slowly off the bed, picks up a Battle-Axe from off the floor, sneaks up behind GREGG, raises the Battle-Axe in the air, then slams it down on GREGG.
The Axe blade hits the top of GREGG's head, and GREGG crumples to the floor.
FUTT looks down at GREGG. Blood is pouring out from his gaping head wound.
So... I think this is pretty much taken care of.
GREGG reaches out his hand and paws weakly at FUTT's foot as if to say "help me..."
The ORC GIRL raises the Battle-Axe again, ready to finish GREGG off.
FUTT raises up his hand.
Wait. Don't kill him. I have some questions first.
INT. HOTEL ROOM
GREGG is tied to a chair with lots of rope. FUTT is securing what looks to be the final knot.
The ORC GIRL sits on the bed while FUTT finishes the knot, walks around the chair, and looks down at GREGG's slumped over body. The top of his head is still gushing and blood is all over his face and shoulders.
So now I want to know what's really going on here.
GREGG is still slumped over in the chair, giving no type of response.
FUTT takes out a little knife and cuts off one of GREGG's thumbs.
GREGG stirs a little bit in the chair, letting out a weak groan.
What'd you do that for?
So he knows I'm serious.
But isn't he your friend?
FUTT: I want him to know I'm not joking around. I mean business. I need to get to the bottom of this.
What's the mystery? We were doing blow, he got out of hand, he beat the shit out of me, and I hacked his head open. What else is there to figure out?
Don't you think it's convenient that I go to a bar, and I want to do a comedy show, and then this guy shows up behind me and he's like 'I could be in a comedy show!'
He's on cocaine! This is what they do! Everyone's your friend, you want to start a band, you want to start some big project---
FUTT: Well I'm on cocaine too. We've been doing cocaine all night.
So then your investigation is also a symptom of cocaine.
I don't know. I'm not... I'm not that high. I just... Something's rotten in Denmark here!
FUTT turns back to GREGG, who is now completely motionless in the chair.
FUTT: And I'm gonna figure it out!
FUTT slaps GREGG in the face. GREGG doesn't respond at all, still motionless. He's dead.
FUTT: Ah, shit. Well... back to the bar.
Well hold on. If you really want to find out something, he does have some luggage over there.
There's a satchel in the corner of the room. FUTT goes over and takes it. He heads back over to the door, carrying the satchel. He's about to leave the room.
You gonna look in it?
FUTT stops by the door, as if he forgot what he was supposed to be doing.
FUTT: Oh yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna do that now. Yeah.
FUTT drops the satchel to the floor, kneels down, and starts rifling through the contents.
FUTT: Oh, by the way, how are you? I was his friend. What's your name?
ORC GIRL: Peppermint Pissy.
FUTT: Hello, Peppermint Pissy, my name is Futt Buckerson. Do you want to be in a comedy group with me?
Yeah. It's something I've always dreamed of.
As FUTT investigates the luggage, he notices something is stitched to the side of the satchel:
PROPERTY OF KLARG
If found, please return to:
FUTT holds it up for PEPPERMINT PISSY to see.
FUTT: Can you believe this shit? It's not even his briefcase.
FUTT takes out a cigarette, and puts it in his mouth.
FUTT: It's a different guy named Klarg's briefcase. This whole time, Gregg was a fucking thief.
FUTT lights the cigarette.
You know what I could do? I could do a magic spell that'll bring him back to life for a minute.
Fuck yeah. Do that. Do that.
PEPPERMINT PISSY lays one of her hands on top of GREGG's head, right over the axe-wound.
A pink glow emits from her palm, and the gaping wound miraculously closes up and scabs over.
GREGG abruptly opens his eyes and jolts awake in the chair. He looks down at his bloody hand.
GREGG: What the fuck, where's my thumb?
FUTT rubs the burning end of his cigarette right into GREGG's thumb-stump.
Why were you following me at the bar?
I don't have to tell you shit. I work for Klarg. Not you.
PEPPERMINT PISSY quickly steps in and sticks a dagger into GREGG's right ear.
GREGG's head flops to the side with the dagger still jammed into the side of his head.
It would appear GREGG is dead once again.
I only got to ask one question.
Oh yeah. Sorry.
PEPPERMINT places her palm over GREGG's head, and the pink glow shines on him again.
GREGG jerks back to life, with the dagger still buried in his ear, screaming and freaking out.
GREGG: We were just hired to get you all to the cave! Oh God! I'm sorry!
FUTT: How'd you know I was gonna be at that bar?
GREGG: I was told to follow you.
FUTT: Who told you to follow me?
FUTT: Who's Klarg?
GREGG: Klarg is the goblin boss. He's the one who told me to---
FUTT: The guy on the briefcase? (Picks up the satchel and points at the stitched name on the side) This Klarg?
Yes! Wait, did you think-- When I said Klarg, and you saw Klarg on my satchel, you thought there was two different Klargs?
FUTT: I thought you said Clark.
Abruptly CUT TO BLACK with the words: TO BE CONTINUED...
END OF EPISODE ONE
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2020.10.24 06:28 theanashow Am I bad person? This is long and TW of all kinds
Just like the title says, I have a lot to unpack here so I hope that anyone willing has some time to give me their genuine advice here. Please understand this will be a lot, so fair warning. Also, all the Tw should be placed on this
Throughout the years, just like everyone else, I've has friends come and go. But it first stopped feeling like a normal process right after high school. I definitely did the "fitting in" for a while because the first couple of years of high school, I was bullied so much the principle suggested to my mother that I try to stop trying to "stand out", I ended up switching school districts 3 times to get away from the torture. So after high school, it felt good to have some acceptance of some kind....even if I wasn't all of my self (plus I was going to some really awesome parties). For a long time, those friends came and went, but it was always easy to find people to party with....and I quickly learned that those people weren't my friends, and it was nothing real and like I was always going through the motions. I just knew that the bottom line was that no one cared about me. And at the end of the day, when all of these "friendships" ended, no one ever had anything good to say about me... and I couldn't understand why. I'm a genuine person, I tell the truth, I don't steal, I treat people with kindness, I fight for the people I care about...So what's the matter with me?
So after figuring this out, I went and found my old friends from high school that I loved and we got really close. I finally acquired a best friend (something I haven't done since I was a kid) and ended up spending a lot of time with her. We did what all best friends do and spend every waking moment together when she wasn't with her husband or either of us wasn't at work. She was the best thing that's ever happened to me platonically (and to this day I do miss her but would never ask her to be my friend again)
Admittingly, I've struggled with depression, suicidal thoughts, and jealously of other people's relationships to this day (since I have never had a relationship of my own). So I've been known to push people away with two methods 1. either through desperately clinging on to them to the point they think I am stalking them and could be a threat (I never have and never would come to that level) or 2. straight up just push them away and tell them they deserve better than me out the blue and take desperate measures to remove them out of my life.
So one night, I was planning to take my own life so I called her and told her she deserved better and that she should move on out of the blue. And she asked why and I hung up on her (to this day I don't think she knows why I did that). I texted everyone else on my phone and said the same thing, parked my car somewhere, turned off my phone and was ready to drive my car into the water (I didn't because the car wasn't mine technically and I started to feel bad about it). She says that she was crying that I (friend) broke up with her and her husband forbid that I ever see her again because of everything I put her through in the days to come after I found out that she had another best friend comforting her I got jealous and told her I would find her friend and beat the shit out of her (never did or would've...just wanted my friend back because of the obvious mistake I made). For the next two weeks, I did everything to fight for my best friend and she took me back but nothing was the same. So I broke things off again and promised that I'd leave her alone again forever (and that's where things stand now).
Rewinding a little, In high school, I had one boyfriend. We dated for one year and for half of that year he was abusive. I never knew how to come out to anyone at the time because 1. I was stupid enough to love him and 2. He never marked me up so I never had any proof so I didn't while we were together. He dumped me Nov 2, 2009. Also in high school, I was best friends with this guy, we hung out every day after my boyfriend dumped me so I wouldn't have to feel alone (it was platonic). We sat on his couch and watch movies Id never seen and Id walk home, but my ex always thought I was sleeping with him (since Id never slept with my ex, I was a virgin). One night, my friend had a party at his house, and it was a thing, everyone raced to his bed, and whoever got there go to sleep there (without him there) instead of sleeping on the floor. And that night I won. So all of us that raced went into the kitchen for shots. Long story short (since Id like to not relive the whole thing) my guy "best friend" raped me that night taking my virginity....leaving me to cry it out...Later telling me he never wants to talk to me again.
He ended up marrying my best friend that I talked about previously.
So I know I'm uploading right now, but I promise I am going somewhere.
A year after the encounter with my "guy best friend" I started hanging out with this girl I was partying with in high school and met this guy. He has a cool car (of course right?) and always came to my house to smoke me out. We got to know each other and he would come over and smoke me out every day. He introduced me to his friends and I eventually found out that we had a lot of friends in common already. Eventually, we started sleeping together since he was telling me things like "I really like you and I'd love to be with you" etc. This went on for 4 years until one day he calls me and tells me "id love you to meet my new girlfriend". So I have a meltdown, blowing up his phone trying to find out what happened, and he starts changing everything he'd been saying for the past 4 years without warning. So I spiral out of control and have my first suicide attempt. Come to find out, the entire time we'd been "together" he'd been telling his friends that I was just a slut and someone to get something from and nothing else since he was using me to cheat on his girlfriend the entire time.
(sorry, this is all over the place but I warned you and I am going somewhere with this. Just bear with me)
So fast forward past finally leaving my best friend and her husband alone and second-guessing drowning myself. And moving across the country to put everything behind me...Since everyone I know hates me no one wants to talk to me. There was always one guy that I always thought that I might end up being with one day. He was always extremely nice to me when everyone treated me like shit. A little background, when I was overweight he was the only person that said "wow" and talked to me about how great I looked in a dress at a party. He kissed me a few times amongst a few other things (never has sex). But the truth was he was out of my league because he only did any of these things when he was drunk. So one day after I moved I messaged him how I felt about him. He had a serious girlfriend at the time so I was fully aware that nothing would come of it but I just wanted to get it off of my chest. He was really nice about it and we just started talking about random stuff for a couple of days so I felt comfortable asking questions like "would you ever be with someone like me". In my mind, the context was supposed to be like "would someone like you want to ever be like me" but it never came out that way...So asking questions like that obviously was very inappropriate... but that's not what I wanted. One night he ended up texting me and telling me he was horny and I told him that wasn't something he should be telling me...he started asking me for nudes and stuff so I ignored him (I'm pretty sure he was just drunk). So one day we had a pretty serious talk about something I was going through and how people keep dipping out of my life and I didn't understand why. The talk eventually boiled down to him promising me that he wasn't going anywhere, so I assumed I had a friend. Be being the dumb ass I am, I started blowing up his phone up (I was upset about something and I cant remember), and his girlfriend saw and thought he was cheating. So he texted me and demanded that I say we don't have a relationship, so I did because it was the truth. But I also wanted to be honest with her, so I told her everything. I told her about what I originally said, what he said when he told me he was horny, I mean everything. So she asked me if I thought it was cheating and I told her in my mind I would but its up to her how she wants to interpret it because ultimately she knows their relationship better than me. So a few hours later he texts me furious telling me to never speak to him again. I explained to him that I just wanted to be honest. He blocked me on everything I could contact him on and I did everything in my power to apologize but haven't been able to since.
While this is all happening. When I moved, I met this older couple that let me move in their basement with 3 other people (it was a big basement) as long as I keep a job and pay rent. I stayed with them for a year. Within that year I paid for my own food, toiletries, etc, and always paid on time. Everything was great, I had a couple of depressive episodes (going through the above and the death a family member) . They kept cameras in the common areas (because they had a lot of nice things and lived in a sketchy area, and had them before I got there). Everything was going really well until one day one of my roommates (that works nights) barges in and yells "some of my weed is missing!" and since i was the only one awake at the time he assumed it was me (although I did nothing). I let him know I did nothing and even showed him my own supply as proof but it wasn't enough for him. So he expected me to pay for more, and obviously, that's not going to happen (we live in Colorado). A week later he moves out but not before telling me how terrible of a person I am and that he hopes that I kill myself. ...even though I did nothing. After he left, it comes out that serval things of their other roommate's things are missing and they all think it was me even though I never touched anyone's stuff. So the next night I move out and start sleeping in my car until I get money for a hotel.
(Almost done guys.)
My mom and I have been really close for all of my life since she's been basically all I've got parent wise. But only recently did I realize how toxic our relationship is. For most of my life I have needed her help because I have been through so much. And even though early adulthood I still needed her. But now I am almost 30 and although right now things are crazy.. I really don't need her. When I moved out of my roommate's situation, She just so happened to be visiting for Christmas. So I told her I was getting a hotel and was going to find another roommate or just get an apartment. So instead, she purposely missed the flight that resulted in her in losing the job that she has for 30 years. And she got stranded here trying to "dig" me out of a situation that I didn't need to be dug out of. So without keeping everyone here longer than they need to be, my mom ended up getting COVID and was under the ventilator for 10 days and nearly lost her life (google Ravi Turman). We are currently homeless and living a hotel because couldn't trust me to take care of something myself.
So I said ALL of this because I wanted to give everyone real instances in my life some where people knew me well and some where they didn't. Some where I clearly messed up and some where I didn't and some where I don't know to ask this:
---What is wrong with me? Am I a bad person? I try so hard every day and do my best every day to be a good person but every day I can't help but see instances where people keep giving up on me without looking back. No one that has ever met me will ever have anything good to say about me although I cannot tell you a single time in my life where I have purposely meant anyone any harm. I don't mention family here (besides my mom) because of none of them like me, just tolerate me. People expect something out of me that Im not and I try to show them...but they won't even take the time to see.
---Im burned up by this because I moved two years ago and have no friends because I am terrified to put myself out there in fear of just making more enemies that I love. I've never even been in a serious (romantic) relationship and that seems so far from a possibility now because people can't even stomach me on regular basis let alone love me. So its just become a sad dream.
I pray all of this made sense so whatever advice you may have can be something tailored....because I am tired of living this way.
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You remember when I did that playthrough of Google Translate DR1? Well, there's a Google Translate DR2 as well, so you bet I'm playing it.
This version, like the first game, is indecisive on what Hope's Peak is actually called. The characters are renamed as follows:
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So my boyfriend[20+] and I[20+] had sex in a car parked next to a house across the street from a quiet park that had no one present at the time. We went to the back seat, covered the gap between the two front seats, and got it on in the back. Afterwards, we noticed that the house had security cameras facing towards the car. After my boyfriend put on his boxers and was in the process of putting on his jeans, I removed the covering between the seats. While we are pretty sure no genitals were shown, it seemed pretty obvious we were having sex because we went to the backseat and he could have been seen putting his pants back on. There is also the factor that glare and sunlight may have affected visibilty of us in the backseat. Driving around after, we later on also noticed that the area had an elementary school and a church in the area.
We made sure nobody was around us or could see us, but just missed the residential security camera. If the security footage did capture this going on, could the homeowner take the video footage and file a report with the police and get us in legal trouble (the car license plate was most likely caught on camera)? Could we be charged for lewd acts or public indecency?
We know we shouldn’t have sex in public, but we aren’t able to do so at home and don’t have the financial flexibilty for a hotel room.
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Next day there were 2 new men and 1 woman dressed same as those guys who brought me here. The woman told us that we have day to meet each other so that we could function better as a team and that we should to be in front of the hotel at 10pm. If we were even a second late, they would leave us here on our own. There were 3 teams. All 3 were made of 7 people. We weren't allowed to interact with other groups. We weren't told the reasoning behind that and we knew that we wouldn't get an answer even if we asked. What we knew was that each group consisted of 3 hunters, 3 biologists and a native guide. I think now would be the best for describing our appearances, personalities and roles. I was one of the hunters. I'm 6'5“ and am very muscular. I wouldn't call myself exceptionally smart but army clears your mind and teaches you how to think more logically. I have longer brown hair tied up in a man bun. I also a beard. Second hunter was a Spanish guy called Andres He was in his 40s and had a trained hawk. He said he was the best tracker in the world. He had short black hair and small mustache and was around 6' tall. Third hunter was a Swedish woman Thea. She had a stereotypical look and built like a Swede. She was around 6'2“ and she had dark blue eyes with platinum blonde hair. She was a trap expert. Then there were biologists. There was a Korean woman called Chin-Sun. She was herbalist. She was around 5'4“ and around 30 years old. She didn't talk much so we didn't find out about her a lot. Next person was a doctor, her name was Alisa and she was British. She was 5'8“ and was very athletic. She was a ginger, she told us her mother was Irish. She carried a large bag full of medical instruments, gauzes, painkillers and similar. Last biologist in our group was Scott. He was around 5'7“ and skinny. He said he was a zoologist from USA. He was bold and had no beard. He told us that he discovered some things of great importance in zoology. And the last person on this team was our guide, Hashan. As I mentioned earlier he was a native from one of the villages that got wiped out. He managed to survive an attack on one of the villages. He was around 5'8“ and very skinny but he knew the rainforest better then everyone. He was about 56 years old. We arrived at time and boarded a bus which took us to a part of the rainforest in which all the incidents happened. It took us half a day to arrive there and another half a day to walk to the part where we could sleep properly. We put up the tents and went to sleep. We slept for only 4 hours. Fortunately nothing happened that night. In the morning we ate some canned food we prepared. After that we walked for an hour and half to get to a village. There were about 20 small houses made of wood lifted on platforms above ground. In the middle of the village there was some type of shrine with a lot fruit surrounding it. A woman dressed in black from before appeared out of nowhere and told us to go to talk to a chief of the village. Before we could do that she gave us all walkie-talkies and told us on which frequency we can contact each other and on which we can contact other groups if needed. She also gave us 2 maps of the rainforest with marked places of where the other groups were staying. There were also marked „Ghost villages“. That's what natives called the villages that were attacked. She wished us good luck and went away with Hashan. They left us here on our own to figure everything by ourselves. We went to see the village chief. His house was in the middle part of the village and was the biggest house. When we entered he was sitting on a floor with a short table in front of him. He was around 60 years old and had a long white beard but he was bold. The table was full of food. „I was expecting you. Sit. Eat. I have a lot to tell you“ he said. „My name is Kavindu. Thank you for coming. This village is indescribably grateful for your help.“ He explained us how few other neighbour villages were destroyed completely by the monster. We were in disbelief but we still listened. He said that some people from other villages escaped and that they have stories which would send chills down the spine of any man or woman. Stories so brutal some people even puke after hearing them. He also told us there was 2 people who escaped one of those villages and are getting cared of by the other villagers. When the conversation about that ended he said: „There will be a festival tonight in honor of your arrival. My people would be very pleased if you come.“ His youngest son, who was 21 showed us where we would sleep. It was a small house with 4 rooms prepared just for us. There was a small kitchen and a small bathroom. There were 3 rooms with 3 beds. Andres, Scott and I got one room while Thea, Chin-Sun and Alisa got the other. We settled and prepared our things. We all went to sleep due to low amount of sleep we had. I woke up around 6 pm and explored a house a bit. It turns out there is also another room in form of an attic. It was a surprisingly high attic and I could walk normally in it. There is an important detail I didn't mention earlier; we weren't allowed to bring any weapons like guns and knives. There was a small chest with a note. „In this chest you will find things we prepared for you. Use this wisely and don't waste your ammunition.“ I opened the chest and there were 6 tactical bows with a lot of metal arrows. At the bottom there were 6 machetes. I used a bow only once before and while it might now provide as long range as a sniper, it provides easier stealth. I took the equipment down and put it next to beds of both guys while I put equipment for the girls in front of their door. Second to wake up was Thea. She made us some coffee. She found a coffee pot in one of cupboards in the kitchen. We talked about our lives a bit and I found out she also served in army but just for a year. We got to know each other very well. After few hours we could see the festival was starting so we got out to see it. There were kids running around, women were dancing with their husbands in front of their houses and the chief was sitting on a chair near the shrine. His youngest son was next to him but he was talking to some girl of his age. There was a small group of people playing drums and some other native instruments. Everyone wore a face and body paints in multiple colours. We walked around together and talked to people about the festival and some other things. We could smell the meat being cooked. Two of us had a great time getting to know the village, it's people and each other. Next to wake up was Andres. He brought his hawk with him and gave him some meat he kept in a small pouch tied to his pants. Few minutes later a large fire was lit and people started dancing around it. They tried to drag us in and I can't say it didn't work. We joined in and had a lot of fun. After the dance there was a dinner. We ate a spotted dear with some some edible local plants. We also had some fish. It was a unexpectedly large feast. Just before the dinner started the rest of the team woke up. There were some more performances before dinner like traditional dances. Some kids made us necklaces so Thea allowed them to paint her face. When she turned to us, Alisa and I laughed so she made a sad face as a joke. At the feast we were seated next to the chief. He set in the middle, on his right there was Thea, then me and last on that side was Chin-Sun, on his left side there was Alisa, Scott and Andres was the last. Surprisingly, we were offered alcohol. Alisa, Scott, Andres and Chin-Sun got drunk quickly while Thea and I… well she is a Swedish and I am Russian so we don't get drunk easily. After few hours the festival was over and we went to our house. Thea and I got everyone into their beds and said good night to each other. Not even a minute after that we hear a woman scream. I quickly grabbed bow and arrows while Andres and Scott just lifted their heads. I ran out and saw a dark figure dragging a woman into the forest by her leg. It looked like a 4 legged creature. I quickly loaded the bow and shot at the creature. I could hear the arrow hitting something hard. The creature let the woman who ran into the house she has been dragged out of. The creature looked at me and it's eyes locked mine. They were kind of glowing in the dark. Similar to how you can sometimes see cat's eyes in the dark. Problem was this thing definitely wasn't a cat judging by how the figure looked. It was bigger and much fuller than any large cat. Instead of running away or attacking me it just continued looking at me while walking slowly into the forest. I felt fear like I never felt before. It froze me in place. I didn't know what to do. That creature just got hit by an arrow and just calmly walked away. Woman's screams and crying snapped me out of the situation and I ran to the house she entered. I found her completely naked crying in the corner of the hall. I asked her what happened and she just continued crying. I realised that she was the girl I saw talking to chief's son. I looked around other rooms. I found him in a bedroom. He was cut in half. His intestines were spilled all over the wall. His arms were cut off in a way that matches the cut line on his body. „That was a large swing“ I said to myself. I looked at the wall again. I haven't seen more blood in my entire life. While I was doing that Thea got the girl covered and got her out so that someone could take care of her. I went outside and there was an entire village standing in front of the house. Village chief had tears in his eye. He knew what happened. One of his older sons got in because the chief wouldn't be able to handle seeing his son's dead body. When i showed him his brother's body his eyes teared up and he puked because of smell and amount of blood. He looked at me angrily and said: „You were brought here to protect us. You should have fought that creature, you should have been killed, not him. Get out!“ I tried to calm him but he shouted again: „GET OUT!“ I passed all the villagers and went to see what happened to the girl. Thea took her to Alisa. Adrenalin hit her so hard that she became sober again. She inspected the girl while the 2 of us watched. She had visible bite wounds around her legs and they were really large. She had scratches all over the front side of her body. Alisa cleared the bite wounds with medical alcohol and put a gauze on it. She gave the girl some pills to fall asleep easier. We figured we would question her tomorrow. We brought her to her parents and then went to the chief. When we entered he was on the floor. His son that was with me in the house looked at us and said: „Who gave you right to enter?“ angerly. The chief then told him to exit and he was visibly confused. When he left chief said: „He was so young. Why didn't the monster kill me. I'm going to die in few years anyways. Why did it take him. He didn't deserve it!“ He stood up and turned around. His eyes were full of tears and his face was almost entirely wet. „That thing needs to be killed as soon as possible. Can I count on you?“ We all nodded and he got back in his position. We left the house and were met by villagers looking at us. Thea took one step and started a speech: „We were invited here for a reason, kill the killer. We were told that the killer is a monster to which we wanted to laugh. We thought it wasn't true. What happened today scarred us. We are ashamed that all of that had to happen for us to realise we were wrong. That mistake should not be forgotten. I can't change what happened but I can change what will happen! That monster will pay for what it did to you and other villages! WE WILL REVANGE HIM WITH THE BLOOD OF THE MONSTER!“ Everyone shouted with her and lifted their fists. She looks at me and smiles. I nod at her and she looks back at people. She walks into then and hugs them one by one. Alisa and I went back to the house. She went to sleep while I took the map, a flashlight, a compass and the walkie-talkie. I went behind that house and checked in which direction the creature went. It was north. There were Team East, Team North and we were Team South. It was what I feared. I quickly put in the frequency on the walkie-talkie and called Team North. „Hello, this is Vladimir from Team South. We had an attack and one casualty. We managed to drive the creature back to the rainforest and it went north.“ I received an answer: „Hi, this is Antonio from Team North. We didn't see or hear anything but thank you for warning us. Good night.“ I looked around more and I found the arrow i shot. It was sticking vertically from the ground. Fear took me over. I picked up the arrow and almost the entire tip was broken. Next morning we woke up at 11am. Pretty late if you ask me but the three of us were drunk while the other three run around the village in the middle of the night. This was the day when we were supposed to get rest of the gear from those shady people. We needed to get cameras, a laptop for those cameras, a strong power generator (the village had power generators but they were barely enough for household appliances) and some things we requested so that our hunt would be easier. I requested throwing knives and a larger and sharper machete, Thea requested some parts she needed for traps, Andres requested food for his hawk and some bight vision goggles, Alisa requested for more of other medic supplies, Chin-Sun requested for some pouches sos he could carry some berries or plants with healing properties and Scott requested for a book. Things arrived around 2pm and took 6 people to bring everything. The woman in black arrived with them. „Everything you requested is here, we expect you to use it properly. In that crate“ she pointed at the largest one: „are cameras and a laptop. You're also find some bear traps.“ She explained us in which crates our stuff were. I told her about the last night incident and she wanted to see the body. She was visibly disgusted by the body but she tried to hide it. In the light I properly saw the body. It was now visible that it was cut from left to right. All the intestines were pointed to the right from the body. Also, blood was only on one wall, the one right to the body. When we exited the house, our team gathered around and the woman told us: „This is probably the last time we'll ever see each other. I wish you a good luck.“ Andres replied with: „We'll need it.“ „You might be here for a longer time. Don't try to leave unless the creature is dead. I gave you a frequency for our agents, if you need any urgent help call us. Don't use it for dead bodies. You'll find files where you should write reports of when something happened.“ She explained some other things and then left. That day was the last day before we start investigating and hunting the creature. Thea and Chin-Sun went to set up the traps. Scott and Alisa went to aid the girl and question her about the creature while I and Andres went to look for some tracks. We found tracks where the girl was dragged and there was a small trail of blood from the house. It stopped where the creature was standing when I shot it. We found some footprints. They were the most unusual footprints. It looked like crocodile footprints but with longer fingers and it looks like it had claws similar to parrot claws but much larger. They were large, around 30.5 cm/12 inches long. Andres said that he has never seen something like that. We entered the rainforest and there was a 50 meters/166 feet long trail of broken plants and then the trail stops. We found scratches on the wood in the lower parts. That was all we could find. We all met back at the house and informed others about things we found. Thea told us where the traps were set and marked them on the map. Chin-Sun found some poisonous berries and applied them to the traps. Alison sighed: „We asked the girl what happened. She explained that she was engaged to chief's son. They had sex and she went to the bathroom. When she came back at the door of the room she heard munching. She was wierded out by that. She asked her husband what he was doing but there was no reply. Suddenly she saw to light dots moving through the air. There was a window with open blinds at the other side of the room through which the fire could have been seen. But now part of the view was blocked by something muscular, tall and long. She immediately knew what it was and screamed. The thing jumped on her and she almost dodged it completely but it bit her for her leg. Started dragging her and that's when you jumped in.“ „So it's as silent as it is deadly“ replied Andres. He smurked: „So we are as good as dead.“ „Not yet“ I told him: „We need to put the cameras up too. Let's get to work.“ The moon was already high up when we returned from the rainforest. We had around 60 cameras. It turns out there were 5 laptops and not one. That's so that we could monitor all the 60 of them at the same time. Alison and Scott put everything up in the attic. Chin-Sun and Scott were set at cameras during the night while Alison and Thea during the day. Andres and I were the ones who explored the rainforest and reset the traps if they were triggered by some animals.
This story is too long to be posted in one part so I'll be posting the second part immediately after this.
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