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2020.11.27 01:20 pandasparkle [SELL/SWAP US only] BLACK FRIDAY SPECIAL! FREE ITEMS WITH PURCHASE! Makeup, skincare, haircare, body care, nails, brushes, and sets. Includes Limited Editions Items! Mostly BNIB! Free gifts w/ purchase & free makeup bags! ABH, Benefit, Colourpop, Clinique, Ofra, Tarte, Too Faced, Urban Decay & more!

Welcome! :D This is an updated list for those who purchased/swapped with me before

UPDATE: I added FWP items throughout the post, you can add as many as you want (no max) but shipping may cost extra if it becomes too heavy.
BN = Brand new, BNIB = Brand new in box, SU = Slightly used, RV = Retail Value
Makeup Primers:
Becca First Light Priming Filter Face Primer BNIB $19
Benefit The PoreFessional Pore Smoothing Face Primer Full Size 0.75 oz BNIB $14 each x3
Cover FX Blurring Primer 1.0 oz 80% left $7
Elf Poreless Putty Primer BNIB $6 each x2
Maybelline Baby Skin Instant Pore Eraser 70% left $2 or FWP
Smashbox Photo Finish Foundation Primer Color Correcting Adjust Travel Size 0.50 BN $5
Smashbox Photo Finish Foundation Primer Minimize Pores Primer Full Size 1 oz BNIB $15
Smashbox Photo Finish Foundation Primer Radiance 1 oz BNIB $15
Wet n Wild PhotoFocus Water Drop Primer 0.68 oz “Coconut”, “Cucumber”, “Rose (x2)” BN $4 each
Foundations, Concealers, Powders:
Anastasia Beverly Hills Luminous Foundation 1 oz BNIB $20
Clinique Beyond Perfecting Foundation & Concealer “6 Ivory” SU $10
Clinique Even Better All Over Concealer + Eraser “WN 04 Bone” BNIB $10
Clinique Even Better Makeup Broad Spectrum SPF 15 “WN 04 Bone” BNIB $10
Clinique Superbalanced Makeup “27 Alasbaster N” Used $5
Colourpop No Filter Foundation "Fair 15" SU $5
It Cosmetics Bye Bye Foundation Full Coverage Moisturizer SPF 50+ “Light Medium” 80% left Exp 10/19 $5
It Cosmetics Bye Bye Under Eye Full Coverage Anti Aging Waterproof Concealer “Medium” BNIB $10
Lottie London Ready Set! Go Setting Powder 0.52 oz BN $4
Makeup Forever Ultra HD Foundation “Y325” 1.01 oz SU $10
Maybelline Superstar Better Skin Foundation "Warm Nude 30" 1 oz Used (few years old but smell hasn't changed) FWP
Nyx Born To Glow Naturally Radiant Foundation "Warm Vanilla" 1.01 oz Used x1 $5
Smashbox Studio Skin Hydrating Foundation "Shade 2.1" 1 oz BNIB $20
Tarte Creaseless Concealer “Light Medium Neutral” BNIB $13
Tarte Rainforest of Sea Wipeout Color-Correcting Palette SU (W/ Box) $10
Too Faced Born This Way Ethereal Setting Powder “Translucent” BNIB $17 each x2
Too Faced Super Coverage Multi Use Sculpting Concealer “Warm Beige” BNIB $18
Ulta Beauty Youthful Glow Foundation "Light Warm" 1.1 oz BNIB $6
Urban Decay All Nighter Concealer “Light Neutral” Swatched $10
Setting Sprays:
Colourpop Crystal Setting Spray “Aquamarine”, “Aventurine” BNIB $7 each
Flower Beauty Seal the Deal Hydrating Setting Spray Dewy Finish 3.04 oz BN $4
Jane Iredale Pommisst Hydration Spray 3.04 oz BN $15 each
Mac Prep + Prime Fix+ 1.0 oz BN $10
Milani Make It Last Setting Spray Full Size 2.03 oz BN $6 each x7
Morphe Continuous Setting Mist 2.8 oz BN $10
PUR Haze Mist Setting Spray CBD Replenishing Facial Setting Spray BNIB $10
Revlon Photoready Prep, Set, Refresh Mist (Sprayed once) $3 or FWP
Wet n Wild PhotoFocus 3-in-1 Primer Water 1.52 oz “Coconut”, “Cucumber”, “Rose (x2)” BN $4 each
Eyebrows:
Anastasia Beverly Hills Brow Wiz Skinny Brow Pencil Full Size: Shades Chocolate (x14), Dark Brown (x3), Ebony (x6), Medium Brown (x13), Soft Brown (x12) BNIB $13 each
Anastasia Beverly Hills Brow Definer Triangular Brow Pencil Full Size: Shades Chocolate (x2), Medium Brown (x3), Soft Brown (x2) BNIB $14 each
Benefit Goof Proof Brow Pencil Easy Shape & Fill Full Size: Shades 3 (x2), 3.5 (x3), 4.5 (x3), 5, 6 Full Size BNIB $14 each
Benefit KaBrow Cream Gel Eyebrow Color Full Size: Shade “3” BN no box $10
Benefit Soft & Natural Brows Kit Shade 6 Includes Full Size Goof Proof Brow Pencil, High Brow Pencil, mini 24hr Brow Setter, and Shaping Stencils BNIB $20
NYX Control Freak Eyebrow Gel BN $3 or FWP
Eyes:
Ardell Demi Wispies 4 pack BN $6 each x4
Colourpop Super Shock Shadows “Bandit”, “Cheap Date”, “Crimper”, “Deux”, “Elixir”, “Liberty”, “Quatre”, “Seeker”, “Super Hard Core”, “Trois” SU $4 each or all 10 for $30
Colourpop Super Star Loose Pigment “Badlands”, “Typhoon” SU $4 each or $6 for both
Covergirl Clean Fresh Mascara “Extreme Black” BN $3
Covergirl Peacock Flare Mascara “Intense Black” BN $3
Essence Metal Shock Liquid Eyeshadow “01 Solar Explosion”, “02 Stars & Stories”, “03 Galaxy Rocks”, “04 Supernova”, “05 Moon Dust”, “06 Total Eclipse” Swatched $2 each or all for $5
Eyeko London Eye Do Liquid Eyeliner "Black" BNIB $10
It Cosmetics Superhero Elastic Stretch Volumizing Mascara Full Size BNWOB $12
Kiss Lash Couture “Gala” BN $3 each x3
Laura Geller Glamlash Dramatic Volumizing Mascara “Black” BNWOB $10
Loreal Lash Paradise Mascara “Blackest Black” BN $5
Maybelline Total Temptation Mascara “Blackest Black” BN $5
Milani Stay Put Eyeliner “03 Duchess” BNIB $3
Nudestix Magnetic Luminous Eye Color "Nudity" Swatched $10
NYX Jumbo Eye Pencil “Milk” BN $3
Ofra Black Eyeliner BN $5
Tarte Tarteist Clay Paint Liner “Black” BNIB $10
Tarte Tarteist Metallic Shadow “Shake Down” BNIB $5 each x2
TheBalm Overshadow The Sexpots Loose Eyeshadow “No Money, No Honey” BNIB $5
Ulta Beauty Glitter Eye Top Coat “Born To Shine” BN $2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Perfect Pair Eyeshadow Duo Includes “Petite” and “Beauty Junkie” BNIB $6
Ulta Beauty Gel Eyeliner Pencil “Blackout” BN $2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Matte Eye Primer “Nude” BN $5
Ulta Beauty Plush Drama Volumizing Mascara BN $4
Ulta Beauty Bold Ambition Volumizing & Conditioning Mascara BN $4
Ulta Beauty Limitless Lashes Lengthening & Volumizing Mascara BN $4 x2
Urban Decay 24/7 Glide On Waterproof Eye Pencil Full Size “Perversion” BNIB $15 each x2
Cheeks (Highlighters, Blushes, Bronzers):
Benefit Hoola Bronzer Full Size BN $18
Colourpop Super Shock Cheek Highlighter ”Off Tropic” Swatched $6
Cover fx Custom Enhancer Drops “Moonlight” BNIB $27
Covergirl Clean Fresh Cooling Glow Stick “400 So Gilty” BN $4
Makeup Revolution Ultra Strobe Stick “Peach Lightening” BN $2 each x2 or FWP
Makeup Revolution The One Sculpt Contour Stick “Contour” BNIB $2 or FWP
Makeup Revolution Highlighting Palette “Fierce Mind” BN $8
Models Own Sculpt & Glow Highlighter Stick “Incandescent 03” BNIB $3 or FWP
NYX Whipped Wonderland Liquid Highlighter Limited Edition “LH001 Flight of the Fairy” BNIB $7
NYX Away We Glow Illuminating Powder “Brick Road” BN $5
Ofra Eyeshadow/Highlighter Single “Bliss” BN $9 each
Physicians Formula Murumuru Butter Blush “Plum Rose” SU $5
Physicians Formula Murumuru Butter Highlighter “Champagne" Swatched $5
Physicians Formula Murumuru Butter Highlighter “Pearl” BN $7
Urban Decay Afterglow 8 Hour Powder Blush “Bittersweet”, “Quiver” Swatched $10 each or #15 for both
Wet n Wild Color Icon Bronzer “Palm Beach Ready” BN $2
Wet n Wild Color Icon Bronzer “Ticket to Brazil” BN $2
Wet n Wild Color Icon Rainbow Highlighter “Bronze Over The Rainbow”, “Everlasting Glow” SU $4 each
Wet n Wild Megoglo Hello Halo Liquid Highlighter "Goddess Glow", “Halo, Goodbye” BN $3 or FWP
Wet n Wild Megaglo Highlighting Bar Limited edition “Earth” BN $10
Wet n Wild Megaglo Highlighting Gold Bar “Holly Gold Head” BN $4
Wet n Wild Megaglo Highlighting Powder “Blossom Glow”, “Botanic Dream” BN $2 each “Precious Petals” Used FWP
Wet n Wild Megaglo Loose Highlighting Powder Limited edition “Moon Tears”, “Written in the Stars” BN $10 each
Ulta Beauty Duo Chrome Illuminator “Prismatic Mermaid” BN $4 each x2
Palettes: Eyes & Face
Colourpop iluvsarahii Chic-y Palette Not used but one shade is broken & mirror is not glued to palette $7
Colourpop In a Trance Pressed Powder Palette BNIB $12
Colourpop Custom Pressed Powder Palettes $15 each or $26 for both. Palette 1: “Tiki”, “Paper Tiger”, “Criss Cross”, “Cannonball” Palette 2: “Full Zip”, “The Hidden Hills”, “Golden Gate Bridge”, “Team Captain” All Shades are SU
Dose of Colors Hidden Treasures Palette BNIB $25
Dose of Colors Marvelous Mauves Eyeshadow Palette BNIB $25
Laura Geller Montauk Escape Eye and Face Palette SU $15
Lorac Unzipped Desert Sunset Eyeshadow Palette (No mini eyeshadow primer) SU $17
Makeup Revolution Reloaded Eyeshadow Palette “Neutrals 3”, “Vitality, BN $3 each or $5 for both
Makeup Revolution Love Conquers All Eyeshadow Palette BN $5
Makeup Revolution #Selfie Eyeshadow Palette BNIB $5
Milani Everyday Eyes Eyeshadow Palette “05 Earthy Elements” SU $3 or FWP
Ofra Empty Magnetic Palette SU $8
Pur Festival Palette BNIB $10
Sephora Collection Holographic Face & Cheek Palette BNIB $3
Smashbox Cover Shot Golden Hour Eye Palette BNIB $12
Too Faced Sweet Peach Eyeshadow Palette BNIB $30
Ulta Palettes $2 each or FWP
Urban Decay On The Run Palette “Shortcut” BNIB $16
Vera Mona Lotus Eyeshadow Palette Swatched $10
Wet n Wild ColorIcon Eyeshadow Quad Limited Edition “Secret Garden Rendezvous” BN $3
Lips (Highend)
Anastasia Beverly Hills Lip Gloss “Luna” BNIB $10
Anastasia Beverly Hills Lip Palette Vol 1 BNIB $30
Anastasia Beverly Hills Liquid Lipstick “Heathers” BN $10 “Veronica” SU $5 or both for $12
BareMinerals BarePro Longwear Lipstick “Petal” BNIB $11
Becca Liquid Crystal Lip Topper Glow Gloss “Champagne Dream x Bellini” BNIB $9
Beauty Bakerie Lip Whip “Cranberry Stiletto” BN $12
Bite Beauty Amuse Bouche Liquified Lip “Yucca” SU $5
Buxom Full On Lip Polish Full Size BNIB “Debbie” (x3, one w/ no box), “Hailey”, “Maddy” (no box), “Trixie”, “White Russian” (no box) $9 each
Dose of Colors Liquid Matte Lipstick “Berry Me”, “Cork”, “Extra Saucy” SU $5 each or $10 for all
Juice Beauty Phyto Pigments Liquid Lip “18 Gwyneth” BNIB $10
KVD Vegan Beauty Everlasting Liquid Lipstick “Bow N Arrow” BNIB $14
Kylie Cosmetics High Gloss "Diva" BN $10
Kylie Cosmetics Matte Lip Kit “Ulta Beauty” BNIB $18
Kylie Cosmetics Velvet Lip Kit “Bare” BNIB $18
Kylie Cosmetics Velvet Liquid Lipstick “Shook” SU $9
Laura Geller Pout Perfection Waterproof Lip Liner “Spice” BN $7
Lime Crime Diamond Crusher “Lit”, “Trip”, “Unicorn” BNIB $10 each
Lime Crime Lip Glaze (Butter + Glaze) “Rosemary” BNIB $10
Lime Crime Velvetine Liquid Matte Liquid “Bleached” BNIB $12 each x2
Lime Crime Velvetine Liquid Matte Liquid “New Americana” (New) $10, “Saint”, “Wicked” SU $5 each or $15 for all
Lime Crime Velvetine Lip Liner “Bittersweet”, “Drew”, “Fangs” Swatched $9 each or $18 for all
Lime Crime Plushies “Blackberry”, “Cola”, “Gumdrop”, “Jam”, “Orange Juice” SU $7 each for $25 for all
Lipstick Queen “Morning Sunshine” Lipstick BNIB $19 each x2
Lipstick Queen Invisible Lip Liner BNIB $9 each x2
MAC Patrick Starrr Retro Matte Lipstick “Hey Boy, Hey” BN $19
MAC Patrick Starrr Retro Matte Lipstick “Mamastarrr” BNIB $15
MAC Matte Lipstick “Whirl” SU $9
MAC Patrick Starrr Lipglass “Mamastarrr” BNIB $20
MAC Patrick Starrr Lipglass “Queen P” BN $10
MAC Very Valuable Lipglass Mini Kit 1 BNIB $9
Ofra Long Lasting Liquid Lipstick “Bel Air BN”, “Laguna Beach (x2)” BNIB $12, “Las Olas (SU)” $9, “Mina (x2 one w/out box) $12, “Monaco (x3 one w/out box) BNIB $12
Smashbox Always On Cream to Matte Lipstick "Stepping Out" BNIB $9
Smashbox Always On Liquid Lipstick “Spoiler Alert” BNIB $9
Stila Lip Glaze “Ruby Grapefruit” BN $5
Stila Shine Fever Lip Vinyl “Speedway” BNIB $9
Stila Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick “Dolce” SU $5 each
Tarte Lip Paint “Bling” (SU) $5, “Get It” (SU) $5, “TBT” (New) $9
Tarte Tarteist Lip Crayon “Blackout” BNIB $7
TheBalm Plump Your Pucker Lip Gloss “Exaggerate” BNIB $9
Too Faced Melted Latex Liquified High Shine Lipstick “Hopeless Romantic” “Safe Word” BN $8 each
Too Faced Melted Liquified Long Wear Lipstick “Sugar” SU $8
Too Faced Tutti Frutti Juicy Fruits Comfort Lip Glaze “Who Gives A Fig?” BNIB $9
Urban Decay Kristen Leanne Liquid Lipstick “Forgive” & “Forget” Set BNIB $22
Urban Decay Ultra Cushion Lip Gloss “Shadowheart” BNIB $8
Urban Decay Vice Liquid Lipstick “Amulet” SU $5
Urban Decay Vice Special Effects Lip Topcoat “Copycat” BNIB $5
Woosh Beauty Spin-On Lip Gloss “Glam Peach” BNIB $9
Lips (Drugstore):
Colourpop Disney Villains Ultra Glossy Lip “Puppies!!! (Prismatic)” BNIB $10
Colourpop Lippie Stix “Only You (Creme)” BNIB $6
Elf Beautifully Bare Satin Lipstick “Touch of Berry” BNIB $3 each x2 or FWP
Essence Shine Shine Shine Lipgloss “Behind the Scenes (Clear)” $2 each x2
Fizz & Bubble Lip Scrub “Cherry Slush, “Sugar Tart” BN $5 each “Watermelon (not sealed but not used)” $2 or FWP
Jeffree Star Velour Lip Scrub “Rootbeer” SU exp: 1/19 $2 or FWP
Jordana Easyliner For Lips Retractable Pencil “Cabernet” SU $1 or FWP
LA Girl Glitter Magic Shimmer Shifting Lip Color “Champagne Fizz” BN $2 each x2 or FWP
LA Girl Ultimate Lip Liner “Keep It Spicy” BN $2 or FWP
Loreal Limited Edition Balmain Lipstick “Fever” BN $8
Makeup Revolution Lipstick “Chauffuer” BN $2 or FWP
Makeup Revolution Lipstick Sophx “Fudge” SU $1 or FWP
Maybelline Colorsensational Lipstick “379 Fuchsia For Me” BN $3 each x3 or FWP
Milani Bold Color Statement Matte Lipstick “25 I am Brave” BN $5
NYX Lip Lingerie Matte Liquid Lipstick “Exotic” BN $4 each or FWP
NYX Simply Nude Lip Cream “Sable” Used $1 or FWP
NYX Soft Matte Lip Cream “Copenhagen” BN $3 or FWP
NYX Suede Matte Lip Liner “Subversive Socialite” BN $3 each x2 or FWP
Palladio Matte Liquid Lip Color Casey Holmes Collab “Rescue” SU $4 or FWP
Rimmel London Exaggerate Full Colour Lip Liner “063 Eastend Snob” BN $3 or FWP
Sephora Collection Lip Liner To Go “09 Fuschia” BN $1 or FWP
Skinfix Lip Coconut Mint “Natural Watermelon Mint x2” BN $2 each or FWP
Sleek Major Matte Lip Cream “Rioja Red” BN & SU $1 each or FWP
Sleek Shattered Glass Lip Topper “Hoax” BN $2 each or FWP
Soap & Glory Poutstanding Lip Contouring Crayon “No Candy Do” BNIB $5 x2 each or FWP
The Balm Pickup Liners “Chemistry” BN $4
Ulta Beauty Automatic Lip Liner “Fresh” SU $2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Juice Infused Lip Oil “Sweet Rose” BN $3
Ulta Beauty Jelly Gloss Lip Gel $1 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Lip Plumping Transforming Top Coat “Ethereal” BN $2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Luxe Lipstick “Mischievous”, “Social Status (x3)” BN $2 each or FWP
Ulta Beauty Peach Lip Balm BN $2 or FWP
Ulta Beauty Tinted Juice Infused Lip Oil “Passionate Peach” BN $5 each x2
Victoria’s Secret Lip Silk Sheer Gloss “Fearless” $2 or FWP
Wet N Wild Megalast Liquid Catsuit “Darkness Falls”,” Goth Topic”, SU $1 each or FWP
Wet N Wild Megalast Liquid Catsuit “Shady Witch”, “Nudist Peach” “Ride on My Copper x3 (Metallic)” BN $2 each or FWP
Skincare: Becca Skin Love Glow Elixir 0.98 oz BNIB $17
CellTrion Skincure Real Complexion Cream Ex BNIB $10
Clinique ID Cartridge for Pores & Uneven Texture 0.34 oz BNIB $10
Clinique ID Dramatically different hydrating jelly 3.9 oz BNIB $19
Clinique 3 Step Skincare System Dry Combination Skin Type 2 includes Dramatically different moisturizing lotion (0.5 oz), Liquid Facial Soap Mild (1 oz), Clarifying Lotion 2 (1 oz) $8
Clinique Dewy Delights Set: Includes Moisture Surge 72 Hr Auto Replenishing Hydrator 0.5 oz, Moisture Surge Overnight Mask 1 oz, Moisture Surge Face Spray Thirsty Skin Relief 1 oz, Chubby Stick Moisturizing Lip Colour Balm “Woppin’ Watermelon” BNIB $19
Crepe Erase Flaw-Fix Eye Cream 0.5 oz BNIB $35
Christie Brinkley Authentic Skincare Close Up Instant Wrinkle Reducer & Treatment SU $5 or FWP
DermaDoctor Wrinkle Revenge Rescue & Protect Eye Balm 0.5 oz BNIB $35
Dermalogica Intensive Moisture Balance 1.7 oz BNIB $29
Dermalogica Phyto-Nature Firming Serum BNIB (Retail Price $145) $95
Elizabeth Arden Ceramide Lift and Firm Eye Cream Sunscreen SPF 15 BNIB $20
Elizabeth Arden Visible Difference Skin Balancing Exfoliating Cleanser (Combination) 4.2 oz BN $10
Foreo Day Cleanser Awakening Radiance Yogurt 2 oz BNIB $10
Foreo Night Cleanser Celestial Melting Gel 2 oz BNIB $10
Formula 10.0.6 Masks: Be Berry Awake Energizing Peel Mask, Be Berry Bright Exfoliating Mud Mask, Be Berry Clear Illuminating Peel Mask, Be Berry Fresh Balancing Mud Mask, Be Berry Smooth Moisturizing Peel Mask, Pores Be Pure Skin-Clarifying Mud Mask $5 each or $20 for all
H20 + Rapids Probiotic Sorbet Moisturizer 1.7 oz BNIB $15
Kate Somerville EradiKate Acne Treatment 1 oz BNIB $18
Kate Somerville ExfoliKate Intensive Exfoliating Treatment 2 oz BN $60
Kiwi Botanicals Purifying Honey Melt Facial Cleanser 3.1 oz BN $6
Kopari Coconut Face Cream 2.5 oz BNIB $25
Kopari Coconut Melt 5.1 oz BN $15 each
Kopari Coconut Rose Toner 5.1 oz BNIB $19
Kopari Coconut TLC Kit: Includes Coconut melt (2.5 oz), and Lip glossy (0.35 oz) BNIB $19
Mario Badescu Facial Spray with Aloe, Cucumber and Green Tea 8 oz BN $8
Mario Badescu Facial Spray with Aloe, Herbs and Rose Water 8 oz BN $8
Murad Age Reform Hydo-Dynamic Ultimate Moisture 1.7 oz BNIB $39
Murad Hydrating Toner 6 oz BN $20
Murad Resurgence Retinol Youth Renewal Serum 1.0 oz BNIB (Retail Price $89) $65
No 7 Early Defense Glow Activating Serum 1 oz BN $18
Oars + Alps Wake Up Eye Stick 0.5 oz BNIB $10
OLAY Complete Daily Moisturizer SPF 15 Combination/Oily 6 oz BNIB $6
Peter Thomas Roth Hungarian Thermal Water Mineral Rish Atomic Heat Mask 5.1 oz BNIB (Retail Price $60) $40
Peter Thomas Roth Hungarian Thermal Water Moisturizer 0.64 oz $15
Peter Thomas Roth Max Complexion Correction Pads Super Size 90 Pads BNIB $46
Philosophy Clear Days Ahead Oil Free Salicylic Acid Acne Treatment Cleanser 3 oz $6
Physician's Formula Argan Oil Used $5
ProactivMD Blackhead Dissolving Gel 1 oz BNIB $10
Shea Moisture African Black Soap Bamboo Charcoal Detoxifying Drying Lotion BN $7
Skinfood Aloe Vera Soothing Gel 93% 300 ml 10.14 oz BN $8
Skinfood Peach Jelly Soothing Gel 90% 10.14 oz BN $8
Soap & Glory Scrub Your Nose In It Two Minute T-Zone Detox Scrub 5 oz BN $5
St. Ives “Blackhead Clearing Green Tea Scrub”, “Fresh Skin Apricot Scrub”, “Nourished & Smooth Oatmeal Scrub + Mask”, “Radiant Skin Pink Lemon & Mandarin Orange Scrub” 6 oz BN $2 each or $5 for all
Tony Moly Peach Punch Sherbet Cleansing Balm 2.82 oz $10
Too Cool For School Pumpkin Sleeping Pack 100 ml (3.38 oz) BNIB $10
Ulta Beauty 24k Magic Metallic Peel Off Mask Rose Gold 3.4 oz BN $9
Ulta Beauty Hydraburst Leave On Mask 1.7 oz BN $9
UpCircle Face Scrub Floral Blend $4
Body Care: Ahava Deadsea Water Mineral Hand Cream 1.3 oz BN $4 each x4 or FWP
Ahava Smoothing Body Lotion Superfood Kale & Turmeric 1.3 oz $3 x3 or FWP
Bath Bomb Bundle: Includes Fizz & Bubble Artisan Bath Fizzy “Watermelon” x3, Hawaiian Lei Bath Ice Cream, Lush Bath Bomb, Ulta Beauty Simply Clean Bath Fizz, Unknown Bath Bomb. All for $15
Bath & Body Works Fragrance Mist “Carried Away” (Sprayed a few times), “Charmed Life” (Usage Shown), “Frosted Snowberry” (Usage Shown), “Into The Wild (Usage Shown)” 8 oz $6 each
Bath & Body Works Body Lotion “Sweet Pea” 8 oz $6
Bath & Body Works Aromatherapy Stress Relief Body Cream 8 oz $10
Bath & Body Works Body Shimmer Mist “Jingle Bellini” 8 oz Usage shown $9
Delectable Triple Moisture Body Lotion “Coconut & Cream” 1 oz BN $5
H20+ Beauty Oasis Body Gel Moisturizer (2 oz) & Sea Green Body Butter (1 oz) BN $2 each or FWP
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 2.25 oz “Star Jasmine & Vanilla” (Limited Edition) BN $8
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 8 oz: “Beach Body Raspberry Peach & Tamarind” (Limited Edition) BN $14
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 8 oz: “Summer Love Wildflowers & Coconut Water” (Limited Edition) BN $14
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 8.5 oz “Yuzu & Starfruit” SPF 30 Exp: 4/19 BN $10
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 17 oz: “Goji Orange Lemonade” (Limited Edition) BN $18
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 17 oz: “Mandarin Orange & Key Lime (Limited Edition)” BN $18
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 17 oz: “Original" Summer Edition Packaging BN $15
Hempz Herbal Body Moisturizer 21 oz: “Original” BN $30
Kneipp Mineral Bath Salt Joint & Muscle Arnica BN $4 or FWP
Kopari Coconut Body Glow 0.5 BN $10
Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry Touch Sunscreen SPF 45 BN 2 pack $10
Ouai Body Creme 1 oz BN $8
Pacifica After Sun Body Spray 6 oz” “Blood Orange” Sprayed a few times $5
Pacifica After Sun Body Spray 6 oz: “Pineapple Flower” Sprayed a few times $5
Pacifica Body Butter “Hawaiian Ruby Guava”, “Indian Coconut Nectar”, “Sugared Amber Dreams”, “Tunisian Jasmine Lime” 1 oz BN $4 each or $12 for all
Pacifica Mineral SPF 50 Body Butter 5 oz: “Blood Orange” SU $5
Physicians Formula Body Butter 0.5 oz BN $5
Philosophy Pure Grace Nude Rose Body Lotion 1 oz BN x2 $4 or FWP
Rituals The Ritual of Sakura Magic Touch Body Cream 2.3 oz “Organic Rice Milk & Cherry Blossom” x4 BN $5 each or FWP
Soap & Glory Spritz Me Quick Super Hydrating Moisture Milk 4.2 oz SU $5
Sol De Janeiro Brazilian Bum Bum Cream 2.5 oz BN $15
Ulta Beauty Body Lotion “Almond Honey” 2 oz BN $2 each or FWP
Ulta Beauty Body Lotion “Bamboo Breeze” 10 oz BN $5
Ulta Beauty Body Lotion “Sweet Grapefruit” 10 oz BN $5
Victoria’s Secret Fragrance Mist “Ravishing Love” Usage shown $5
Victoria’s Secret Fragrance Mist “Tropic Breeze” Usage shown $5
Victoria’s Secret Body Lotion “Bombshell Summer” 8.4 oz BN $20
Victoria’s Secret Body Lotion “Exotic Bloom” 8 oz BN $8
Victoria’s Secret PINK Body Lotion “Cloud Blush” 8 oz BN $15
Victoria’s Secret PINK Body Lotion “Coco Lotion”, “Coco Zen” 14 oz BN $17 each
Victoria’s Secret PINK Body Mist and Body Lotion Mini “Fresh & Clean” 2.5 oz BN $3 each or both for $5
Victoria’s Secret PINK Detox Time with Charcoal Purifying Clay Face & Body Mask 7 oz $9
YSL Mon Paris Lotion 1.6 oz BN x2 $10 each
(Free Rituals The Ritual of Ayurveda Hand Balm 0.33 oz “Indian Rose & Sweet Almond Oil” BN x2 w/ $10 body care purchase, while supplies last)
Haircare: AG Hair Care Fast Food Leave In Conditioner 6 oz BN $10
American Crew Fiber Cream 3.3 oz $5
Bed Head Superstar Queen For a Day Thickening Spray 10.2 oz BN $8
Honest Beauty Truly Restored Leave In Conditioner 4.2 oz BN $8 each
Lime Crime Unicorn Hair Rainbow Mist Temporary Color Spray 2.5 oz “Earl Grey”, “Sweet Tea” BNIB $5 each
Matrix Total Results 20 Miracle Creator 6.8 oz BN $8
OGX Kandee Johnson Candy Drop Shampoo (x3) & Conditioner (x3) BN $4 each
Pravana The Perfect Blonde Seal & Protect Leave In 10.1 oz BN $12
Pureology Perfect 4 Platinum Cool Blonde Enhancing Treatment 3.4 oz x2 BN $15 each
Redken Pillow Proof Blow Dry Express Primer 5.7 oz $10 each x2 or $16 for both (defective bottle will come free w/ purchase of one or both x1)
Redken One United All in One Multi Benefit Treatment 13.5 oz $15
Redken Set Includes deluxe size: All Soft shampoo and conditioner, One United, Triple Take 32 hairspray BNIB $8 each x5
Applicators & Tools: Anastasia Beverly Hills Blending Sponge BN $10
EcoTools Perfecting Blender Duo BNIB $7
It Brushes for Ulta Velvet Luxe Buffing Foundation No 301 BNIB $30
Lime Crime Hot Stuff Brush Set BNIB $15 X5
MAC 164 Brush BN $16
MAC 141 S Brush BN $16
Real Techniques Miracle Complexion Sponge BNIB $3
Sephora Collection Drawn Together Magnetic Brush Set Includes: Complexion, Crease, Powder, Packing, Fan, Concealer Brushes & Magnetic Frame BNIB $40
Tangle Teezer On the Go Detangling Hairbrush Hello Kitty BNIB $10
Tarte Mermaid Eyelash Curler BN $5
Wet N Wild Smokey Liner Brush, Small Eyeshadow, Large Eyeshadow brushes (x2) $1 each
Nail Polish: Bundle deal: All for $10
OPI Nail Lacquer “Have A Grape Summer”, “N-Iceland” BN $5 each
Sally Hansen Miracle Gel Set “131 Coral Carnival” BNIB $10
Free: Sally Hansen Complete Salon Manicure Mini Nail Polish “231 Red My Lips” w/ $10 nail purchase
Fragrances: Clean Rain & Pear Rollerball 0.17 oz BN $9 each x2
Clinique Happy 0.14 oz BNIB $8
Define Me Hair Fragrance Mist Delphine 0.1 oz BN (Came half filled) $3 each
DKNY Nectar Love Rollerball EDP 0.1 oz $5 each
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The following is a direct transcript from Artia’s personal audio journal. You have no idea how much I had to trade her to get access to these personal tapes of hers. Who is Artia Flameborne? Well, in short (no pun intended) she’s tied for my favorite D&D character of all time, a Gnome ArtificeWizard who became known as the Phoenix Queen after hatching a baby phoenix that was tied into her backstory. It was chill times until she died doing something… Admittedly kinda stupid. We’re not gonna get into that right now, it’ll probably definitely come up later if/when I ever get the comic published. Enjoy the story, kids!
Phoenix Log… Uhhh… Well I really don’t know WHEN I am. What I do know is I seem to have crash-landed in a huuuuge territory called “Mercury Falls”. ‘Tis like no other township I’ve ever come across in my journeys. It dwarfs Gnew Gnomeland by at least 5 magnitudes. The last thing I remember before waking up in this strange land is preparing for my creeping death with the final few days I had left. After bequeathing my possessions and saying my final goodbyes, I was encased fully in ice. As everything went Ravenblack, I remember… Moving towards a strange, faint golden light that seemed to call out to my very soul. It wasn’t metaphorically calling to me, either. No, ’twas actually calling out to me. As I got closer, the glow grew in intensity, but it’s volume grew even more so. I can say with unwavering certainty that it was the sweetest aural honey I’ve ever had the luxury of indulging myself in.
Once I had reached the singing light, the sound ceased and I felt my very sense of self being tugged deep into its core. Therein I found myself at the foot of a throne that made the Golden Hills look like simple anthills. It was made of a most beautiful material that seemed to behave as a gas would under normal atmospheric conditions, but it held firm and reflected light as though it were made of adamantine! I wanted nothing more than to grab a sample of this strange substance to test its properties and see if it could be reverse engineered, but I found myself lacking a body with which to even move.
“It’s pretty impressive, I’ll give you that, but there’s no way you could manufacture something like this, little gnome.” came a voice that permeated what little being I had left. “Even an ounce of this material would take 200 pure souls coming together and giving up a portion of their essence. A nigh impossible task in this day and age, it would seem…” The end of the sentence was punctuated with a deep sigh that was laced with a tinge of what I thought could’ve been regret, but I may be mistaken.
Now as someone who has met a couple of gods in her time, I actually didn’t know what to make of the entity before me or the situation I found myself in. The voice belonged to a woman who sat with her legs and arms crossed as she looked down upon me from what seemed like miles above with a sort of callous aloofness, almost as though she would disregard my entire existence if she could. She was as pale as bone with hair that hung over her shoulders and down into her lap. I will give her this, the robe she wore was astonishing in its shimmering beauty. It was gold with green and black accents that slowly weaved and swirled around her delicate frame as though they were alive.
“So gnome–” she began before I cut her off, somehow the words flowed from me even without a mouth to deliver them.
“As much as I appreciate you knowing my species designation, my name is–“
“Artia Flameborne, the Phoenix Queen. Not an actual queen, but a noble-hearted hero, scholar, and soon to be a RING for my pinky toe if you EVER choose to interrupt me again. Have I made myself clear?” she asked me without ever raising her voice a single decibel, though I felt every syllable rattle me to my core. As she spoke, she leaned down to actually look at me, and in the reflection of her icy glare, I could see my last days playing on repeat. She was like no goddess I’d ever met. Granted, I’d only ever met the god of Gnomes and the goddess of luck, but it felt like my luck had just run out.
“Yes, uhhh… I’m sorry, how should I address you?” I had to finish up my line of questioning, even if my existence was on the line. Manners are manners, after all!
“Hrrrmm…. I am Death. I’m not a goddess of death or an aspect of death. I. Am. Death.” replied this abstract concept that I felt I should be more acquainted with after so many near-death experiences and getting my… “Your soul being ripped out of your body is definitely considered death, but your native universe has a different ‘Death’. I think it’s getting something called a ‘character sheet’ ripped up. You, however, are getting a second chance from one of the higher-ups of the universe that has ties to your old universe,” she chimed in, interrupting my very thoughts! “Yes, I can read your soul, child. I know your thoughts, your past, and I can see potential futures for you. Lots of interesting ends, a few plain ones. First things first, you’ll need a body.”
She reached down and grabbed me in her perfectly manicured black nails. She brought me to face her before blowing a gust of golden wind that could’ve extinguished the sun itself. And then I was there, whole again in my perfect 106.7 centimeters (3’6″). I had to take a second and feel my limbs and flex my fingers and toes, a huge grin spreading across the mouth I never thought I’d miss as much as I did! And then I realized I wasn’t in my magic-harnessing combat suit, but rather my “birthday suit”.
“Garl’s Gold!!” Immediately I covered my barest bits, which brought a quaking, throaty cackle from Death’s lips. Her starry eyes folded and her head tilted back in a display of joy I wasn’t certain she was capable of showing! I made a mental note though. Death, in fact, had a sense of humor.
“Mortals and your modesty. Why would you be ashamed of what you were given?” she gasped out between her laughter. “Besides, it’s not like I haven’t seen a mortal’s nude form before. Do you know how many beings die without clothes on? It’s kinda funny. I mean, it’s my job, so it’s not FUNNY but…” her free hand moved to wipe the tears forming in the corners of her eyes. “Back on track, it’s your lucky day! Your soul was bonded to a being named… Orryn?”
My eyes immediately widened and the hands that were covering my nude form were almost magnetically drawn to my cheeks at the mention of my baby bird boi’s name.
“ORRYN EL’KI BARTHANTHONY JUANELIUS WIGWUG BREEZNA PALLABAR CHIZZYWICK GIMBINO TIPPLETOE ZANZAN NATTHEW BLAZEBEAK FLAMEBORNE???????????” I blurted out with such speed and fluidity that Death herself was taken aback for a second.
“Uhh… Yes. Exactly what you said. Anyways…” she gave a snap of her fingers and with a burning spark that rivaled the sun itself, my most trusted companion, my best friend, my soul-child Orryn was back in my arms for the first time since I hugged him on my death bed a lifetime ago. He was just as small, sweet, and fluffy as I remembered. His flaming plume tickled under my nose and I basked in the sticky-sweet aroma of burning alder branches and applewood.
“I never thought I’d see you again, Orryn! Sorry you have to see me in the buff.” He just chirped his nonchalant approval of the situation and took his spot on my head, making a nest of my wild hair and getting comfortable.
“Alright, if we’re finished with the reunion, it’s time to send you packing on your way to Earth. Your new journey starts here, good luck and don’t do anything stupid or you’ll be seeing me again sooner than you’d like,” Death quickly declared. She reached out to scratch Orryn’s head gently with the tip of her fingernail and then started gathering energy in her other hand. “This is goodbye for now, Flame–”
An idea flashed through my mind quicker than lightning and I had to interject. “I’m sorry, hold on, before you punt me through the cosmos… Can I offer you a quick wager?” It felt greedy, but starting over without one last personal effect from my old life felt like playing life on hard mode, and I wanted to take full advantage of the second chance I’d been given.
“What in the universe could you offer me, little mortal?” Death asked with a slight eyebrow raise and a tone that was dripping with bemusement.
“A pure mortal soul, my baby bird!” I exclaimed. Orryn, immediately upset by my seemingly callous offer, pecked at my noggin roughly to show his displeasure. “Think about it: Death and her pet phoenix, forever roaming the cosmos. It’s a pretty slick look, you have to admit.”
“Hmm… You’re not wrong. And I do get a little lonely sometimes… Okay, what’s the challenge?”
“I bet I can make you laugh with… Ow! Orryn! I bet I can make you laugh with a single joke. If I win, you have to bring my portable workshop from my old universe to me. If I lose, you may have Orryn until the end of time. Deal?” I asked with sweat pouring from my palms. Orryn stopped pecking me and looked at Death with a cocked head.
“You’re on, mortal. I look forward to having a new undying companion!” she said with glee filling her eyes.
“No peeking at my soul while I remember the joke, okay?” I took a deep breath and thought back to my time as a young girl in my hometown of Gnew Gnomeland. During our bi-monthly joke-stravaganza, I once heard a joke that occasionally to this day wakes me up in the middle of the night with a case of the giggles.
“My father was the strongest, proudest gnome I’ve ever known and he was my source of inspiration and encouragement for a lot of my early life. I will never forget the last words he said to me… Before he… Kicked the bucket, so to speak,” I choked out the words with a few stifled sobs for dramatic effect. Orryn tried to comfort me by wiping at my eyes to evaporate the tears I conjured up with a wave of my pinky finger. “He said… He said… ‘Hey Artia, watch me kick this bucket!!’” To really sell the joke, I made a kicking motion and snapped my fingers to generate the sound of a rusty bucket getting knocked over. Thank Tymora magic still works in this strange new universe! “It flew at least 20 meters..”
Death looked at me with an expression so flat, her face almost looked like it was sketched on a piece of paper. After about 5 seconds, she couldn’t help but snort that threatened to blow out Orryn’s flame before an airy guffaw escaped her onyx-tinted lips.
“Dammit! You got me this time, Artia, I will grant you your wish. Hehe ‘Watch me kick this bucket’! I’m gonna have to use that one sometime,” she chuckled softly as she reached out in front of her with her arm disappearing in midair from the elbow down. She looked as though she was digging through a giant invisible purse. Her rooting around finally resulted in something judging by the satisfied look on her face as she brought her hand back into this reality.
“Here ya go, one gently used toolbox workshop!” she said as she placed my prized non-organic possession at my feet. “It’s a little rusty on the outside because it was kept in something called the ‘Hall of Humidity’? I, uh, accidentally knocked over a glass case with a suit of armor in it, so I just popped it inside of the toolbox. Hopefully nobody gets in trouble over that!”
My heart almost soared out of my chest when I opened up my trusty toolbox and found that everything was exactly as I had left it, with the addition of my power armor standing upright in the middle of the expansive laboratory setting contained in such a small space.
“You’re the best, Death! I’ll never forget this!” I said through real joyful tears.
“Aww, so that’s what it sounds like when gnomes cry. Okie, shitty puns aside, we’ve gotta wrap this up. I’ve got another appointment scheduled for right now and I don’t want to miss it. Have fun in the new world, Artia and maybe work on raising your Wisdom stat,” she said with a sly wink before flicking me away with her charged up middle finger. As I waved and sped away, for a brief second I could see her in her entirety for the first time instead of just her shins and face when she bent over. She had an incredible statuesque beauty about her, and her features were both coldly dismissive and warmly welcoming. I almost hated to leave her… But as she waved back at me from her soul throne on her massive, isolated cloud, I knew that no matter what I’d see her again someday.
I don’t know how long I floated through the emptiness of space. To Orryn and I, it was a mere couple of minutes. We couldn’t really take in the sights after a few seconds as we were constantly accelerating. Time was irrelevant at this point, so I kinda tuned out and just played with Orryn for the trip. He loves it when I scratch his tummy! Before long, I guess if I had to estimate it was only about 5 minutes, I could see a planet that had a brilliant blue hue and wispy white clouds floating around it. I assumed the blue was water, so this must be the “Earth” that Death was speaking of. I soon realized as Orryn started chirping and my skin started to smolder a little, that we had breached this planet’s atmosphere and Death had failed to provide us any way to land without immediately biting the dust… Again. So, with some quick thinking, and the ground approaching even more quickly, we hopped inside of my laboratory and braced for impact.
BOOOOOM!!!! The crash was deafening from the inside, but upon popping my head out of my humble workstation, I found that we left minimal damage to the surrounding forest we happened to land in. I had to chuckle when I realized Death had spared us, although I did wish I had been outside to experience what a crash like that would feel like firsthand. Maybe next time. I slid back inside and donned my power armor, just in case someone decided to test their luck against the Phoenix Queen and her trusted avian partner!
I jumped out fully and collected my toolbox in my arms before turning around and walking a short distance before my eyes drank in a sight that I’ll never forget as long as I live. A dryad, as green as the foliage of the trees and as naked as nature intended was bathing under a waterfall. It sounds kind of cliche now that I’m thinking back on it. Our eyes met, both of us frozen in fear before my eyes inevitably trailed down and back up her glistening frame. Her hands moved from the hair she was washing down to cover herself.
“HOW DARE YOU SPY ON ME!!! I’LL HAVE YOU ARRESTED IF YOU DON’T LEAVE RIGHT NOW!!! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!” she screamed with a voice that sounded like it was rustling through the very leaves around us.
I immediately covered mine and Orryn’s eyes and darted away in the opposite direction, but I tripped on an exposed root… I’m not proud to admit it, but it’s true. “I-I-I… I’m sorry ma’am, it wasn’t… I was just… Oh my gods I’m so sorry!!” With trembling fingers, I cast a spell of invisibility and just ran. I totally forgot my suit allows me to fly. I just had to get out of there. Why was I so nervous, I have no idea. It’s not like I’ve never… I’ve never been more embarrassed in my entire life… Well, maybe that time I accidentally… Nevermind, it’s not important.
Anyway, I’m rambling. I soon happened upon a nearby city that makes Gnew Gnomeland look like a child’s model city. There appears to be a tall wizard’s tower near the edge, so I’m hoping I can find some assistance from a fellow magic practitioner there. I will update this log later with any more information I can find on my new surroundings. Artia out.
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The following is a direct transcript from Artia’s personal audio journal. You have no idea how much I had to trade her to get access to these personal tapes of hers. Who is Artia Flameborne? Well, in short (no pun intended) she’s tied for my favorite D&D character of all time, a Gnome ArtificeWizard who became known as the Phoenix Queen after hatching a baby phoenix that was tied into her backstory. It was chill times until she died doing something… Admittedly kinda stupid. We’re not gonna get into that right now, it’ll probably definitely come up later if/when I ever get the comic published. Enjoy the story, kids!
Phoenix Log… Uhhh… Well I really don’t know WHEN I am. What I do know is I seem to have crash-landed in a huuuuge territory called “Mercury Falls”. ‘Tis like no other township I’ve ever come across in my journeys. It dwarfs Gnew Gnomeland by at least 5 magnitudes. The last thing I remember before waking up in this strange land is preparing for my creeping death with the final few days I had left. After bequeathing my possessions and saying my final goodbyes, I was encased fully in ice. As everything went Ravenblack, I remember… Moving towards a strange, faint golden light that seemed to call out to my very soul. It wasn’t metaphorically calling to me, either. No, ’twas actually calling out to me. As I got closer, the glow grew in intensity, but it’s volume grew even more so. I can say with unwavering certainty that it was the sweetest aural honey I’ve ever had the luxury of indulging myself in.
Once I had reached the singing light, the sound ceased and I felt my very sense of self being tugged deep into its core. Therein I found myself at the foot of a throne that made the Golden Hills look like simple anthills. It was made of a most beautiful material that seemed to behave as a gas would under normal atmospheric conditions, but it held firm and reflected light as though it were made of adamantine! I wanted nothing more than to grab a sample of this strange substance to test its properties and see if it could be reverse engineered, but I found myself lacking a body with which to even move.
“It’s pretty impressive, I’ll give you that, but there’s no way you could manufacture something like this, little gnome.” came a voice that permeated what little being I had left. “Even an ounce of this material would take 200 pure souls coming together and giving up a portion of their essence. A nigh impossible task in this day and age, it would seem…” The end of the sentence was punctuated with a deep sigh that was laced with a tinge of what I thought could’ve been regret, but I may be mistaken.
Now as someone who has met a couple of gods in her time, I actually didn’t know what to make of the entity before me or the situation I found myself in. The voice belonged to a woman who sat with her legs and arms crossed as she looked down upon me from what seemed like miles above with a sort of callous aloofness, almost as though she would disregard my entire existence if she could. She was as pale as bone with hair that hung over her shoulders and down into her lap. I will give her this, the robe she wore was astonishing in its shimmering beauty. It was gold with green and black accents that slowly weaved and swirled around her delicate frame as though they were alive.
“So gnome–” she began before I cut her off, somehow the words flowed from me even without a mouth to deliver them.
“As much as I appreciate you knowing my species designation, my name is–“
“Artia Flameborne, the Phoenix Queen. Not an actual queen, but a noble-hearted hero, scholar, and soon to be a RING for my pinky toe if you EVER choose to interrupt me again. Have I made myself clear?” she asked me without ever raising her voice a single decibel, though I felt every syllable rattle me to my core. As she spoke, she leaned down to actually look at me, and in the reflection of her icy glare, I could see my last days playing on repeat. She was like no goddess I’d ever met. Granted, I’d only ever met the god of Gnomes and the goddess of luck, but it felt like my luck had just run out.
“Yes, uhhh… I’m sorry, how should I address you?” I had to finish up my line of questioning, even if my existence was on the line. Manners are manners, after all!
“Hrrrmm…. I am Death. I’m not a goddess of death or an aspect of death. I. Am. Death.” replied this abstract concept that I felt I should be more acquainted with after so many near-death experiences and getting my… “Your soul being ripped out of your body is definitely considered death, but your native universe has a different ‘Death’. I think it’s getting something called a ‘character sheet’ ripped up. You, however, are getting a second chance from one of the higher-ups of the universe that has ties to your old universe,” she chimed in, interrupting my very thoughts! “Yes, I can read your soul, child. I know your thoughts, your past, and I can see potential futures for you. Lots of interesting ends, a few plain ones. First things first, you’ll need a body.”
She reached down and grabbed me in her perfectly manicured black nails. She brought me to face her before blowing a gust of golden wind that could’ve extinguished the sun itself. And then I was there, whole again in my perfect 106.7 centimeters (3’6″). I had to take a second and feel my limbs and flex my fingers and toes, a huge grin spreading across the mouth I never thought I’d miss as much as I did! And then I realized I wasn’t in my magic-harnessing combat suit, but rather my “birthday suit”.
“Garl’s Gold!!” Immediately I covered my barest bits, which brought a quaking, throaty cackle from Death’s lips. Her starry eyes folded and her head tilted back in a display of joy I wasn’t certain she was capable of showing! I made a mental note though. Death, in fact, had a sense of humor.
“Mortals and your modesty. Why would you be ashamed of what you were given?” she gasped out between her laughter. “Besides, it’s not like I haven’t seen a mortal’s nude form before. Do you know how many beings die without clothes on? It’s kinda funny. I mean, it’s my job, so it’s not FUNNY but…” her free hand moved to wipe the tears forming in the corners of her eyes. “Back on track, it’s your lucky day! Your soul was bonded to a being named… Orryn?”
My eyes immediately widened and the hands that were covering my nude form were almost magnetically drawn to my cheeks at the mention of my baby bird boi’s name.
“ORRYN EL’KI BARTHANTHONY JUANELIUS WIGWUG BREEZNA PALLABAR CHIZZYWICK GIMBINO TIPPLETOE ZANZAN NATTHEW BLAZEBEAK FLAMEBORNE???????????” I blurted out with such speed and fluidity that Death herself was taken aback for a second.
“Uhh… Yes. Exactly what you said. Anyways…” she gave a snap of her fingers and with a burning spark that rivaled the sun itself, my most trusted companion, my best friend, my soul-child Orryn was back in my arms for the first time since I hugged him on my death bed a lifetime ago. He was just as small, sweet, and fluffy as I remembered. His flaming plume tickled under my nose and I basked in the sticky-sweet aroma of burning alder branches and applewood.
“I never thought I’d see you again, Orryn! Sorry you have to see me in the buff.” He just chirped his nonchalant approval of the situation and took his spot on my head, making a nest of my wild hair and getting comfortable.
“Alright, if we’re finished with the reunion, it’s time to send you packing on your way to Earth. Your new journey starts here, good luck and don’t do anything stupid or you’ll be seeing me again sooner than you’d like,” Death quickly declared. She reached out to scratch Orryn’s head gently with the tip of her fingernail and then started gathering energy in her other hand. “This is goodbye for now, Flame–”
An idea flashed through my mind quicker than lightning and I had to interject. “I’m sorry, hold on, before you punt me through the cosmos… Can I offer you a quick wager?” It felt greedy, but starting over without one last personal effect from my old life felt like playing life on hard mode, and I wanted to take full advantage of the second chance I’d been given.
“What in the universe could you offer me, little mortal?” Death asked with a slight eyebrow raise and a tone that was dripping with bemusement.
“A pure mortal soul, my baby bird!” I exclaimed. Orryn, immediately upset by my seemingly callous offer, pecked at my noggin roughly to show his displeasure. “Think about it: Death and her pet phoenix, forever roaming the cosmos. It’s a pretty slick look, you have to admit.”
“Hmm… You’re not wrong. And I do get a little lonely sometimes… Okay, what’s the challenge?”
“I bet I can make you laugh with… Ow! Orryn! I bet I can make you laugh with a single joke. If I win, you have to bring my portable workshop from my old universe to me. If I lose, you may have Orryn until the end of time. Deal?” I asked with sweat pouring from my palms. Orryn stopped pecking me and looked at Death with a cocked head.
“You’re on, mortal. I look forward to having a new undying companion!” she said with glee filling her eyes.
“No peeking at my soul while I remember the joke, okay?” I took a deep breath and thought back to my time as a young girl in my hometown of Gnew Gnomeland. During our bi-monthly joke-stravaganza, I once heard a joke that occasionally to this day wakes me up in the middle of the night with a case of the giggles.
“My father was the strongest, proudest gnome I’ve ever known and he was my source of inspiration and encouragement for a lot of my early life. I will never forget the last words he said to me… Before he… Kicked the bucket, so to speak,” I choked out the words with a few stifled sobs for dramatic effect. Orryn tried to comfort me by wiping at my eyes to evaporate the tears I conjured up with a wave of my pinky finger. “He said… He said… ‘Hey Artia, watch me kick this bucket!!’” To really sell the joke, I made a kicking motion and snapped my fingers to generate the sound of a rusty bucket getting knocked over. Thank Tymora magic still works in this strange new universe! “It flew at least 20 meters..”
Death looked at me with an expression so flat, her face almost looked like it was sketched on a piece of paper. After about 5 seconds, she couldn’t help but snort that threatened to blow out Orryn’s flame before an airy guffaw escaped her onyx-tinted lips.
“Dammit! You got me this time, Artia, I will grant you your wish. Hehe ‘Watch me kick this bucket’! I’m gonna have to use that one sometime,” she chuckled softly as she reached out in front of her with her arm disappearing in midair from the elbow down. She looked as though she was digging through a giant invisible purse. Her rooting around finally resulted in something judging by the satisfied look on her face as she brought her hand back into this reality.
“Here ya go, one gently used toolbox workshop!” she said as she placed my prized non-organic possession at my feet. “It’s a little rusty on the outside because it was kept in something called the ‘Hall of Humidity’? I, uh, accidentally knocked over a glass case with a suit of armor in it, so I just popped it inside of the toolbox. Hopefully nobody gets in trouble over that!”
My heart almost soared out of my chest when I opened up my trusty toolbox and found that everything was exactly as I had left it, with the addition of my power armor standing upright in the middle of the expansive laboratory setting contained in such a small space.
“You’re the best, Death! I’ll never forget this!” I said through real joyful tears.
“Aww, so that’s what it sounds like when gnomes cry. Okie, shitty puns aside, we’ve gotta wrap this up. I’ve got another appointment scheduled for right now and I don’t want to miss it. Have fun in the new world, Artia and maybe work on raising your Wisdom stat,” she said with a sly wink before flicking me away with her charged up middle finger. As I waved and sped away, for a brief second I could see her in her entirety for the first time instead of just her shins and face when she bent over. She had an incredible statuesque beauty about her, and her features were both coldly dismissive and warmly welcoming. I almost hated to leave her… But as she waved back at me from her soul throne on her massive, isolated cloud, I knew that no matter what I’d see her again someday.
I don’t know how long I floated through the emptiness of space. To Orryn and I, it was a mere couple of minutes. We couldn’t really take in the sights after a few seconds as we were constantly accelerating. Time was irrelevant at this point, so I kinda tuned out and just played with Orryn for the trip. He loves it when I scratch his tummy! Before long, I guess if I had to estimate it was only about 5 minutes, I could see a planet that had a brilliant blue hue and wispy white clouds floating around it. I assumed the blue was water, so this must be the “Earth” that Death was speaking of. I soon realized as Orryn started chirping and my skin started to smolder a little, that we had breached this planet’s atmosphere and Death had failed to provide us any way to land without immediately biting the dust… Again. So, with some quick thinking, and the ground approaching even more quickly, we hopped inside of my laboratory and braced for impact.
BOOOOOM!!!! The crash was deafening from the inside, but upon popping my head out of my humble workstation, I found that we left minimal damage to the surrounding forest we happened to land in. I had to chuckle when I realized Death had spared us, although I did wish I had been outside to experience what a crash like that would feel like firsthand. Maybe next time. I slid back inside and donned my power armor, just in case someone decided to test their luck against the Phoenix Queen and her trusted avian partner!
I jumped out fully and collected my toolbox in my arms before turning around and walking a short distance before my eyes drank in a sight that I’ll never forget as long as I live. A dryad, as green as the foliage of the trees and as naked as nature intended was bathing under a waterfall. It sounds kind of cliche now that I’m thinking back on it. Our eyes met, both of us frozen in fear before my eyes inevitably trailed down and back up her glistening frame. Her hands moved from the hair she was washing down to cover herself.
“HOW DARE YOU SPY ON ME!!! I’LL HAVE YOU ARRESTED IF YOU DON’T LEAVE RIGHT NOW!!! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!” she screamed with a voice that sounded like it was rustling through the very leaves around us.
I immediately covered mine and Orryn’s eyes and darted away in the opposite direction, but I tripped on an exposed root… I’m not proud to admit it, but it’s true. “I-I-I… I’m sorry ma’am, it wasn’t… I was just… Oh my gods I’m so sorry!!” With trembling fingers, I cast a spell of invisibility and just ran. I totally forgot my suit allows me to fly. I just had to get out of there. Why was I so nervous, I have no idea. It’s not like I’ve never… I’ve never been more embarrassed in my entire life… Well, maybe that time I accidentally… Nevermind, it’s not important.
Anyway, I’m rambling. I soon happened upon a nearby city that makes Gnew Gnomeland look like a child’s model city. There appears to be a tall wizard’s tower near the edge, so I’m hoping I can find some assistance from a fellow magic practitioner there. I will update this log later with any more information I can find on my new surroundings. Artia out.
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The purpose of this post is to give clarification to the many who have asked and are going to continue asking about Moat's (not-so) sudden fate. I was Moat's graphic designer for a time (exactly one-year) from 2018 to summer of 2019. I've been watching this spiral out of control since about mid-2019 and have been documenting the downfall on a blog called WatchMoatBurn.
Some knew me in the community as Lovely, others don't know me at all. I'd been playing since about 2016 and more prominently in 2017 to 2019. My purpose for the documentation is to give the community clarity and factual evidence on the person Moat was as he slowly regressed into the person we all know now and how this affected the community.
I had my disagreements with him, and he certainly wasn't that awful of a person when I met him. With all of that out of the way, I will end this paragraph with a small disclaimer. All the information here was kept unaltered in the best of my abilities. Some information had to be disputed as false, and the allegations concerning Moat being a pedophile are in general held in the regard of being blown out of proportion. I tried to remain as unbiased in my archiving and I did the best I could to investigate and dispute false claims made against Moat himself to be sure all of my information was correct.
There are some drug abuse mentions, a history of racism, and some NSFW images that will be mentioned or directly linked for both context and evidence purposes.  
 
For context purposes,  

Mid-2017 Moat puts entire community in danger by giving ‘Jenny’ administration access. Jenny was a man pretending to be a girl to fuck with Moat, effectively cat fishing him. Previous community lead Jay and several previous devs Footsies and Velkon stepped up to call Moat out on his shit. This resulted in what many vets would call the first red-flag on Moat's intentions concerning the community. That he was willing to put the security of the community at risk for a 'girl' he barely knew. A pattern similar to this incident begins repeating itself later down the line.  
 
December-2018 Now ex-developer of Moat, Meepen, discusses Moat's decline involving the abuse of Adderall. Meepen later clarifies that this habit of abuse was triggered by Jerry, who moved in with Moat in the second half of 2018 to assist in running the community. He later mentions that this habit was not only triggered but pushed by Jerry, as Jerry and his friends often hung out at Moat's place and supposedly peer-pressured him into abusing.  
 
January-2019 Moat's web-developer, FootsiesPajamies, abruptly disappears from the community with no answer given on his sudden absence. Moat claims he is just taking a break and will return, I took this at face value when I was initially told this.  
 
February-2019 Moat approaches a 17-year-old about selling nudes, proposes a business offer when she turns 18. This is where the pedophilia/grooming allegations come from, and I hesitate to call it such as he was 19 at the time. Moat would go on later this year to sexually harass many women in the community by sending them unsolicited dick pics. All were of age, none of them consented to the images. I received many fake logs of Moat saying how much he loves children, etc, and through my own investigations I found these were all just edited through either the source page of Moat's twitter or the discord itself. I never found anything of substance to incriminate him of pedophilia. This is an allegation I take seriously, no matter the individual.  
 
April-2019 The Suess, one of moat's head admins, abruptly leaves the community, no answer was given on this until later. Footsies also returns for a weekend before suddenly disappearing, never to return to the community again.  
 
May-2019 I speak with Meep about general mismanagement. This was sparked by Moat's incomprehensible request for a logo. Moat was the kind of person that expected you to read his mind, so commission details were often fuzzy, given last minute, or not at all. During this conversation, Meepen clarifies why Foosties came back and never returned. Meepen later clarifies in a conversation taken in July that Footsie's leave was due to emotional abuse from Moat.  
 
June-2019 Meepen is made Community Lead and The Suess comes back. From my own memory of the discussion with Suess, the primary reason for his leave was concerning how sick he was of dealing with Moat. So Meepen being made Community Lead was Meepen's way of trying to get back his staff team that had either left or was still deciding on whether or not to leave due to Moat's incompetence.
Moat explains in the Moat.gg Announcement chat that he has been abusing Adderall for several months and that it had seriously taken a toll on him. Many were happy that he himself realized this problem, as it would potentially lead to a treatment. This was his formal announcement of a community leave until he felt better, one we all had high hopes for, but never came. He sat in the Discord on an offline alt and came back two weeks later as the same person. Neglecting he ever had a problem. The only image I have of any of this was when I went to talk to Moat about his addiction after the announcement.  
 
July-2019 (The first exodus) A lot had happened during this time, so I'll need to give context on what started it all. In late June, Moat's new obsession for someone in the community had been made apparent after the woman in question (Mae) had her MVP role revoked (A role signifying veterancy in the community, given to very few.)
Moat didn't like that the girl he was after had her role revoked, so he ignored staff ruling on the situation and gave it back. This sparked a whole melt-down in the staff Discord (Moat had a Discord for staff and developer discussion) which bled into the community itself.
Screenshots of Moat telling staff "fuck the community this is all about me" bled into pocket Discords as staff attempted to moderate this stuff from the primary Moat Discord. Moat to this day tries to dispute this as out of context, but there is no other context.
Image-2, showing that the "Fuck the community" bit wasn't taken out of context.
Much of the primary staff left around this time. Jam, The Suess being the highest ranking that dipped out. Other staff roles like Moderator and Admin saw several demotions, and many leaves. Several veterans deconstructed their inventories and gambled their in-game currency away. This event is the first of three major events that caused the community to bleed members.
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Moat then holds a Q&A for the community. Why? Perhaps he felt like he could redeem himself if he answered concerns and criticism honestly. The problem here is he avoided almost every question that criticized him. I wrote a post here criticizing his management of the then Creative Team. I explained how we were cut off from other developers, there was barely any communication going on between us as we didn't have access to developer chat. When we did get work, it was all from Moat and it was all shrouded in incomprehensible instructions and details. I expressed my disappointment and his lack of clarity and neglect when he handed me a recent logo project that I had just finished up. The community loved my work, but he refused to use it on the pretense that it didn't work, despite already sending me the money for the finished product and expressing his comfort with the design. He didn't at any point give me any criticism or feedback so I could best refit it for his purposes, something I personally hold against him as my work would essentially never be used, despite his initial directions and likeness of the product.
My question to him was "The Creative Team is so disconnected from everything involving development, your instructions to us are so unclear I never know what direction to take a project, and when will Creative Team get any actual recognition in the community? We don't have a role, we don't have anything. Nobody knows what we do for you."
So I left. I then started the blog, anonymously (though some knew it was me for sure, others only had guesses and suspicion.) As I felt the community should know all that happened behind the scenes, and just how unhinged Moat was and how that affected everyone.
This is when a secret new domain named Meep.gg appeared.  
 
August-2019 (The second exodus) Moat bans a player for absolutely no reason at all. His personal reason is one that I don't remember, but I do remember it was a decision that staff was vehemently against.
Meepen, who was still Community Leader, had unbanned this player, to which Moat responded by banning Meepen, his hardest working dev and contributor to the community at this point.
Meepen was very liked by veterans and staff alike, as he wasn't an incomprehensible idiot when talking speaking, so most players and staff were pretty much through with Moat, leaving after either selling their inventories or deconning everything.
Moat lost all of his head staff, almost all of his admins, half of his mods, and several trial staff fled as well. The Meep.gg domain that was registered was Meepen's community he was starting up on the chance something like this would happen. It would later rebrand into Pluto.gg, and this is where most of the staff and veterans went.  
 
August-2019 (The intervention) Over 30 people held an intervention in the Pluto Discord for Moat. People spot to him about his habits, his drug abuse, how all of this was affecting the community and himself. He deflected all of these criticisms with some metaphysical bullshit nobody could understand, his head was so far up in the fucking clouds at this point.
I don't have the full recording (I know someone out there does though,) so here are some snippets.
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At the end of the intervention, Moat agreed to give Malk the discord ownership and give The Suess and Leo head staff to help him run the community while Moat 'took a break' to reflect on everything. Obviously nothing came of this, and all of these people would eventually leave the community back to Moat for their own reasons.  
 
September-2019 Malk (who was a very liked and notable member of the community), after receiving ownership of the Moat.gg Discord, was pretty much harassed by Moat out of the community itself. Taking much of what was said from the intervention and disputing the criticism given to him. This led to Velkon inheriting the Discord's ownership as Malk left.
Moat then sexually harassed Mae with unsolicited dick pics. Keep in mind, Mae was also with someone else at the time, Moat and everyone in the community knew this. At no point did Mae ever lead him on to anything. Some would call Moat the biggest simp mankind ever knew as he would end up sounding Mae thousands of dollars (around 15k USD.)
 
October-2019 Moat accuses Leo of stealing the community, promptly harasses him for Discord ownership, begins banning staff members, black mailing staff, and breaks the forums (disrupting staff operations) to force Leo into giving Discord ownership back.
The Suess and Leo officially leave the community for good this time. After this, Moat went to seek psychological help at a facility in his area. Everyone was hopeful he's turn up changed, but I think we all knew he would return the same person. He went to the hospital to seek treatment for his psychological conflicts but ended up berating everyone there, calling them all crazies and such. While he was there though, Moat gave ownership to Mae, who I think handed it off to her boyfriend Ekksdee. After Moat came back Ekksdee used his ownership privileges and deleted the nearly 30k Moat.gg Discord entirely.  
 
November-2019 Moat makes veteran member and previous Community Lead, George, Community Lead again.  
 
December-2019 The Moat servers experience a huge bug which wiped everyone's inventories. This same bug occurred on a much smaller scale in the past. Moat claims it to be a virus the previous devs used to the attack the server, no proof has been given. Moat refuses to acknowledge the severity of the bug and instead first calls it a visual glitch, then attempts to fix it three more times. Moat address the community by telling everyone to submit compensation reports despite Moat having never read compensation reports himself.
 
January-2020 Moat tries to get his Steam Group back by contacting Steam support, it doesn't go well.  
 
February-2020 The Moat servers become even more unstable as they begin shutting down for no reason, Moat leaves them in this state for several days.  
 
March-2020 Moat threatens Meepen with his Social Security Number. Meep filed a formal police report after, whether or not anything came of it I do not know.  
 
July-2020 (The Blacklisting) A lot of other nonsense happens between March and July, but I won't convolute this post any more. Those additional posts can be found on the blog themselves. July is when Garry was bothered on the Official Gmod Discord to do something about Moat. For several weeks/months, Meepen had been trying to get in contact with Garry to do something about Moat's constant ping spoofing. For people that don't know, ping spoofing is a side affect of the Moat server DDOS protection, it allows the server to always stay at the top of the server list no matter that location as the ping of each server changes to the lowest possible ping no matter your location; this ability was allowed through Moat's server host, GMCHosting. This is against Facepunch's ToS. There was also some shit about a reserved slot, which to my knowledge there was always a slot free to allow admins in.
Garry was made aware of other allegations concerning Moat, but ultimately acted only on Moat's inability to stop ping spoofing. Garry gave Moat about a day to fix the ping spoofing, which he of course didn't.
Final image of when Moat got blacklisted.
At this point Moat remained silent until September. He claimed to have talk to the devil and other such nonsense, substances/drugs are assumed to be involved, but we don't actually know whats going on with him IRL right now.
It turns out that Velkon had downloaded the server code from the GitHub before he left Moat.gg development about a year prior and used it to start his own server around this time.  
 
October-2020 Moat says he's done with TTT, and then follows up with a release of the server's code in November. A user in the Gmod community used the code Moat had hooked to his Discord to crash the Discord server and now the Discord itself remains in limbo, inaccessible by anyone. How, I don't know.
And this is how we got to where we are.  
 
I left out a lot of bloated non-sense that was otherwise irrelevant or a repeated event of prior mentioned events. The server grew more unstable without active developers to take the scene as Moat really didn't know how to fix a lot of the issues that arose by himself. Moat was primarily a front-end developer, he helped Brassx of the NTG (Now FRG) server build his inventory system and make it pretty. In the end, Moat stole that code and left to make his own server after selling the code on Gmodstore for some time before being shut down. Some of Brassx's inventory code can be dissected from Moat's release, but a lot of it remains heavily edited.
If you have any other questions or comments, feel free to ask. I figured I'd clear up a lot of the confusion going on in the TTT/Gmod community right now as many people keep posting repeated threads of "what happened to Moat?" and "where did Moat go?" A lot of the people responding left out tons of vital information regarding where it went, and others were just straight up spreading false info. Also this post is fuckhuge and I had been writing through it for several days now, if there are some unfinished bits please say something.
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2020.11.24 12:32 Gloomy_Awareness CMV: Twitter needs to address the things going on in their platform.

It's not news to hear that Twitter is filled with problems and I really think that it's time for the company to finally address it and impose some rules regarding it.
Cancel Culture used to be good for calling out horrible people and making them realize that they've done something terrible but nowadays, people just want to 'cancel' others for petty and ridiculous reasons.
Just this week, a woman on Twitter was harassed by multiple people across the platform just because of a single tweet of her showing off her Animal Crossing avatar to the point where they doxed and even threatened to attack her dog on one of her previous tweets.
In her defense, it doesn't matter how they're called; space buns, afro puffs or even odango, they're still just hair buns. Nintendo wouldn't release them to the public if it's just exclusive to one skin color. Plus, anyone can have extremely textured and curly hair just like this one dude said. Gatekeeping hair is truly just stupid.
Jacksepticeye received so much backlash after joking about people not having PS5, with many people completely taking the joke too seriously.
YouTubers Slazo, ProJared and Pyrocynical got harassed on Twitter over accusations (which are also posted as tweets) and are still getting malicious tweets until today.
Also this week, the famous animator TheOdd1sOut also got attacked just because of an '/s' joke that he made on his timeline.
YouTuber That Star Wars Girl got harassed because she didn't like the new designs of the cast of She-Ra.
Sebastian Stan got harassed because of what his girlfriend did, even though he had absolutely no part in her actions.
Gal Gadot received multiple death threats and online harassment when she announced that she would be playing Cleopatra because of her skin color (because many people thought that Cleopatra was black or African) and her background in the army.
Chris Pratt received so many hateful backlash for being a Conservative and even other Marvel actors who are defending him are being extremely hated.
Gina Carano is also being attacked for being a Conservative, for not wanting to say ACAB and post about BLM, and for not putting pronouns in her bio.
Jodie Comer received backlash when the people found out about her boyfriend, James Burke, was a Trump supporter.
Voice Actor James Arnold Taylor is being attacked for having a Parler account.
George RR Martin got attacked for praising white male authors.
JJ Abrams and the rest of the Star Wars crew got attacked because of Kylo Ren's death.
Kurt Russel got attacked simply because he thinks that celebrities should always remain politically neutral.
Joji got attacked when people found out that he was Filthy Frank.
International Men's Day got backlash simply for being a day dedicated to men's mental health.
And even archeologists got immense backlash when they featured a video of them opening up a 2,500 year-old sarcophagus, saying that it's 'racist' and 'disrespectful to people of color', while completely ignoring the fact that the archeologists themselves are Egyptians and not white people.
These are only few examples of people on Twitter going absolutely bonkers over things that don't concern them nor will make any difference in their own lives.
The fact that Twitter tolerates the overflowing level of hatred and bullying in their platform is very concerning, especially nowadays where social media seems to have more power than the law itself (considering how many people blindly believe what they read).
Twitter needs to take action because the people there are out of control and are now garnering the ability to ruin an innocent person's life online.
You can argue about 'freedom of speech', but that's not an excuse to send threats, wanting to incite violence and sexually harass anyone whom you think is worthy of being 'cancelled' or have opinions that are different from yours.
Criticism is different from hate speech. I don't care if you criticize JK Rowling, Ellen Degeneres, Jimmy Fallon or Lana Del Ray for their actions and their words, but it's different when you actually want someone or be that certain someone to do bad things towards them.
And last, but not the least...
The large number of Pedophiles (who call themselves MAPs or Minor Attracted People) hiding in plain sight in that website is absolutely disgusting, along with zoophiles and megalinks distributors who proudly create their own community through Twitter.
Don't give predators and potential predators a platform or they'll think that they're accepted.
Twitter needs to speak up about this or else these people would continue to think that there's nothing wrong with them.
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2020.11.24 01:53 Voodoo_Clerk My Employee the Voodoo Puppet (Part 4)

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 5
My, my, my. I’m sure many of you are very concerned about Travis. But don’t be. He’s safely suspended from the stage where I left him. Just let him have some rest and let King Creole have a chance at talking to y’all. I must say, many of you seem to hate me. Maybe even despise me for kicking little ol’ Travis like he’s a puppy. Some in particular are very hostile to me.
And I can understand that. You’ve all been hearing from a biased source after all. I would hate me as well. But why should I care about what any of you think? After all, you are some of the people that turned my puppet against me after all. Started planting all of those doubts into his little mind. Think about that, if faceless creatures started planting doubts in something you care about.
But I don’t hold grudges! Especially with possible future clients. Travis has been rather good at detailing what working for me once looked like. And of course, you know the tragic story of Charles Sumner. But Travis is leaving a big hole in the story. Something that for some reason he didn’t say. And that concerns the sweet Ms. Elizabeth. Or has she liked to be called, Liz. From his account, I forced him to take the young Ms. Liz down into the basement and turned her into a doll. I did that, I won’t deny my beautiful work after all. But he didn’t tell all of you what happened shortly after I tied her down.
Now if you recall I had been very rudely shot several times in the face by the young Liz. Needless to say, I wasn’t exactly happy about this situation. But I was not one to worry over such trivial situations. Travis stood dutifully next to me as my body healed itself. Liz thrashed and yelled out for Travis to help her. But the strings kept him docile and under my control.
“Travis, be a good boy and look away for this part. We must be respectful of the young lady.” I hummed as I produced a knife from my suit pocket. Travis was forced to turn around by the strings and be kept still as I sliced off Liz’s clothes. Some may think me a pervert but I assure you all that I take no pride in doing such things to a woman. It simply makes the process easier if she is nude. Finishing up with that I made my way over to Travis.
“Anything else, sir?” He asked me in that cheery tone I love so much. His button eyes looked into mine and I knew in his mind he was wishing he could do what Henry and his thugs did to me a hundred times over. But now he was safely under my control.
“Just stay here while I get the necessary materials.” I smiled, patting him on his back and heading to the corner to grab some pieces of porcelain. Making sure that whore was in her proper place in the corner. I knew the whole time she and Travis were planning a way of escape, but I was confident enough that it would fail, and I was interested to see where it would all go wrong.
As I gathered the pieces of porcelain I needed I heard Ms. Liz let out a loud scream. I looked over confused and saw Travis climbing on top of her. For a moment I thought I had lost control over him. But I still felt the strings connected to my fingers. So what was he doing? More importantly, why wasn’t he standing in place as I told him to do?
“Travis! Just what in the hell do you think you’re doing?” I shouted at him. Standing up and walking over to him. Grabbing him from the shoulder and yanking him back I saw that a grin was on his face. Not unlike the one, he wore when I had control over him. But this time there was something sick about it.
“I’m silencing this bitch!” He said with some giggles. I looked over him and saw that he had taken a decent chunk of flesh out of her shoulder. Disgusted at him ruining my canvas I beat him over the head with my cane. Kicking him off the girl and quickly fusing some porcelain to her wound so she wouldn’t bleed out before I could have some fun with her. Looking over at Travis I raised my cane again to strike him, but he simply stood up and waited at the table. A blank look over his face as he stared at Liz on the table.
“Travis?” I asked him, stepping closer and waving my hand in front of his button eyes. Raising a brow at his inaction. I shrugged, however. He seemed domesticated enough so I went about with my plans. The rest of Travis' story is true. I did smash Liz in front of him and leave him there. Although there’s a reason I believe he said it was all his fault.
If you recall after I had turned him into my very own puppet he said he was losing his sanity. Why do you think he stopped bringing that up? Travis was held in my shop for a very long time. And was not allowed to sleep. In fact, he still isn’t allowed to sleep. So how does he say he keeps falling asleep? He doesn’t I’m afraid. I must admit this to you all fair readers. It would seem Travis has developed a fun side to himself. Do you need more proof? I admit you must think of me as the least reliable source after all.
I didn’t kill Travis’ mother. Quite a bold claim, eh? Travis breezed past his mother’s warnings of rain. Said that the last words were that he loved her? A sweet sentiment. Of course, it didn’t end that way. I and my mother arrived just as Travis ran out of the house on a mission to somewhere. Probably some failed way of getting rid of me. Needless to say, he had broken down the door in his attempt to escape his own house. If he hadn’t been in such a hurry to enter the house he would’ve noticed it was broken out of, not in too.
Stepping inside with my mother it was obvious to see a struggle had broken out in the house. Making my way into the kitchen I raised a brow as I found his mother’s lifeless body on the floor. Now there was something I wasn’t expecting. You all thought I had killed her? Have I had any reason to do so? She asked me for nothing, she had not harmed me before. Yes, I wanted to do it to punish Travis. But didn’t I say I’d do it in front of him? Where is the fun in him arriving to find her dead already?
Kneeling over her head, I placed a hand on her and gave her some temporary life. Trying to find out from her what had happened. Her eyes sprang to life and looked around the house frantically. I looked at her with a chuckle. Waiting for her to calm down and reveal what her last words were.
“Travis? It’s so cold...So cold...It’s so dark and cold outside...put on a sweater. What are you doing?! Ahhh!” She screamed at me. Now that really brought my attention up. If Travis was the last person she talked to. And we had just seen Travis run out of the house. It doesn’t take a detective to figure this one out, does it? I brought the findings to my mother and she confirmed my thoughts.
“Why would he kill his own mother? After saving them from you?’ She asked, handing me back the head which had since fallen silent. I shrugged back at her and set the severed head back down. It didn’t make much sense to me. But it did the more I thought back to it.
“Momma? Is it bad that I refused to allow Travis to sleep?” I asked her. As she was the one who created the way to keep my body alive and my soul kept inside said body. She looked at me for a second and then to the head on the table.
“Charles. Don’t tell me you did that to the boy? You know very well what happens when a resurrected body is left to think for itself for so long.” She sighed, taking a seat on Travis’ surprisingly nice furniture. I shrugged and looked away.
“I thought he didn’t deserve to sleep,” I explained. How was I supposed to know that Travis was going to end up growing an insane personality? Mother sighed and thought for a while before looking at me.
“We have to keep him alive a bit longer, son.” She finally said. “I know you want your revenge and you’ll get that, my love. But for now, we need to make sure he doesn’t screw with any Loa and undo everything I worked so very hard for.” She said, standing up and wrapping her arms around me.
“Fine. But I at least get to use him in performance for you.” I said with a smile. To which I got a happy nod. So we waited for Travis to come back for wherever it was he was going. And when he did, he ended up lighting my pants on fire and booking it. Shame. He’s a slippery salamander. I admire that in him.
Do you really think I’m lying? Fair enough. But let me ask you this. Why would I only cut off her head? Where is the fun and showmanship in that? Why didn’t I turn her into a living voodoo doll? Or bring her back to life to attack him? A simple decapitation is simply too boring and unoriginal for me. King Creole takes great pride in his work.
This must be hard for y’all to hear. And I understand that. You’ve grown attached to him. Like a puppy. But any feral or rabid dog must be put down. And I intend to do so. What’s wrong with him? To the best, I can piece together is that he blacks out and this violent personality takes over. It happens suddenly, just like when I cornered him in his house with Alexandra.
After he had thrown me against the walls of his kitchen he then turned to Alexandra. Who confusingly looked at him. Then let out a scream as he attacked her. He lurched towards her and nearly took a chunk of her arm off. Luckily the woman was able to grab a pot and strike him in the head. Sending him into my arms as he slipped into unconsciousness.
“Thank you, Alexandra. I always knew you were a good girl.” I said with a chuckle as I patted his head. She watched as I set him down and approached her. She lifted the pot to hit me next, but I raised my hands to show her I meant no harm. “Easy. I’ll let you stay with Olivia.” I chuckled.
“How on Earth do you think I can believe that.” She said with the pot still firmly held in her hands. Then I pointed down to the voodoo puppet at my feet. She hesitantly lowered the pot but still put some distance between her and me.
“Let’s just say lil ol’ Travis isn’t right in the head currently.” I said with a chuckle, pushing my hat up and brushing the bangs out of my buttons. “Have you noticed that?” I asked with a smile, looking down at the floor and putting my foot on his head to keep him down on the floor just in case.
“I...thought it was just grief.” She mumbled, stepping back and sitting down in one of the kitchen chairs. Face in her hands as she let out an exhausted sigh. “He locked himself in the bathroom. First I thought it was just crying but then he started throwing and ripping things apart inside there. And well, his mother’s head certainly put some doubts in my mind.” She said, rubbing her arm and avoiding the gaze from me.
“Figured as much. I’ll take him off your hands.” I said with a toothy grin. The feeling of the stitches in my mouth about to rip is a feeling that makes others worry, but it makes me want to smile more. Just to see how far they go until they burst. Sorry for getting off track there!
“No! Keep your hands off him.” She declared, picking up that pot again and about to hit me. Until little Ms. Olivia came running and hugged me by the legs. I looked down at her and smiled as I rubbed her head.
“Don’t hurt him, mommy!” She shouted, gripping my leg tightly and refusing to let me go. Despite her mother’s protest. She looked at me in defeat and lowered her weapon in defeat. Chuckling I picked her up and balanced her against my hip.
“My knight in shining armor.” I joked happily. Tapping her on the nose and smiling at her as she giggled. Wiping some tears from her eyes. Yes bringing back her old mother was a low blow. But it was the only way to get them out of the house and protect Olivia. I would never hurt a child.
“I will stop you. And save Travis.” Alexandra mumbled to me. Coming over and snatching the girl from me. Keeping her close and putting distance from me. I shrugged and grabbed Travis by the hair and started dragging him away. “I’m sorry Travis.” She said sadly as I dragged him away. If I still had eyes I would’ve rolled them. She cares far too much for him. I gave her a second chance to raise a child and now she wants another one. Give a mouse a cookie, eh?
From my findings, it seems that Travis’ murderous personality is quite the sadist. From just hanging up there on stage I can examine his words and his actions. He can’t do much swinging and hanging up there but he certainly has the mouth on him. It’s pretty easy to tell when it’s Travis talking and when it’s his more fun side talking. His more fun side has the voice of him under my control.
“Sir? Will you let me down so I may have my fun?” He asks me. Gnashing his teeth at the strings suspending him. He thrashes around and demands to be released. He wants to have his fun. He clearly has some issues that he wants to let out.
“Tell me something, Travis my boy.” I asked, walking around him on the stage. Going over and sitting at my piano. Playing some scales to ensure that I will never lose my skills. He craned his head to look at me, the stitches on his neck nearly breaking at that angle. “How’d you kill your mother?”
“Oh! That’s a fun story, sir!” He said with a happy noise I can best describe as a ‘squee’. I smiled at that and continued to play. Letting him relay the fun little details of the action. “I was on my way to some graveyard when my momma told me to put on a sweater. Since it was so cold and gonna rain or something like that.” He shrugged, the best he could being suspended from the strings on his arms and feet.
“And what did you do?” I asked, giving the keys a nice flourish to get the details out of him.
“Well, I went into the kitchen where she was and grabbed a big ol’ kitchen knife. I grabbed her by the hair and drove the knife into her neck! She let out a scream but I think the knife caused her to stop talking! So right after that I grabbed the knife and just hacked away at her!” He said with the giddiness of a naughty child. I rather enjoy this side of Travis.
“My, and to think you believed I would do something so crass and unsightly.” I said with a chuckle. Ending my little practice session and walking up to him. Having the strings lower him so that I could meet him button to button I saw that there was the same kind of bloodlust that I first had when I had killed Henry and his thugs. Seems that when you're first brought back to life and you aren’t properly taken care of some, unexpected results can happen.
Well, momma never said her method was perfect. I bet most of you still don’t believe me. But I issue a challenge to all of you. Pay careful attention to the next upload. I’ll give Travis his little cellphone and he’ll be able to update y’all. If at any time you see that Travis seems to be suddenly in a different location or talking to a person for a second, and then they’re dead the next.
You’ll know I was right.
That’s all from King Creole folks!
I look forward to seeing what lil ol’ Travis has cooked up for me.
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2020.11.22 02:02 SomeMagicOvenMitts I will grab you, I will rip you, I will eat you

"I will grab you, I will rip you, I will eat you."
It's almost funny when I think back on it. I replay those words in my head every night before finally falling asleep, usually no earlier than around 3:00 AM on a good night. The nightmares aren't bad; I rarely have them, actually. But when they come on, they come on with an insidious ferocity. Whenever I wake from one of my nightmares, I'm always left periodically checking my closet like a five-year-old child for the remainder of the night and lose any sleep I could hope to enjoy before sunrise in the process. I suppose these occasional nightmares mean I'm destined to forever remember what happened in that hotel room a few years back when I was still out on the hunt for jobs. I don't terribly mind that I can't forget. Like I said, the story is almost funny. Almost.
It happened on a night like tonight. Right now, it's 2:01 AM. Back then, it was 2:01 AM as well, or sometime around then. I was driving down an unfamiliar road that was fairly crowded for that time of night/early morning. The road was called Ashtin Way; at the end of this long, winding road sat the local university where I'd be interviewing for an adjunct gig teaching composition the next day, thankfully at 1:00 in the afternoon. I was looking forward to finding my hotel and getting some good rest before rising and preparing some more for the interview in the morning. Check out time would be 11:00 AM. I'd get some coffee and a light breakfast and be on the way to the school as soon as I woke up.
This was to be my first "big boy" job. I'd already signed a lease to a nearby apartment; that's how certain I was that I'd snag this gig no problem. But the start of my lease wasn't for another few weeks and I'd quit my fast food job earlier in the summer. As a result, I found myself paying for a hotel that was the last one available and wasn't exactly cheap with what meager savings I had. It was annoying to have to fork over the money for a single night, but my hometown was over five hours away. I'd left my parents' (where I was still staying, waiting for my new life to begin) at around 8:30 PM. A late start to get out on the road, I know, but I guess I didn't realize how much of the day had been eaten away by my constant stressing over the interview. But I had a reservation for the night and I had to get to the hotel. I was thinking of modifying my stay to two nights if that was allowed. The stress of the upcoming interview combined with late night driving had sucked a lot of energy from me. I didn't think I'd be able to drive back the next day.
The road was surrounded by businesses and restaurants on either side (some of them still with their lights on), and, like I said, was oddly busy for the lateness of the hour. It was Monday (well, Tuesday at this point), and the zoo just north of here (one of the most major zoos in the country, actually) I knew had discounted tickets on Mondays during the summer months. I'd read about it when researching the area, thinking that if I ended up staying longer, I might as well find something fun to do. I remember being disappointed I'd miss out on the Monday discount. I figured the cars on the road were returning from the zoo, which had some pretty late hours, according to my research. (They were open until midnight, if I recall.) I'd been deposited onto Ashtin Way from the interstate, and perhaps several late-night zoo visitors had just gotten off of it as well on their way back home. I sighed, envying all the people I imagined returning to their cozy, familiar beds after a day of summer fun.
Finally, I arrived at my hotel. It was on the far end of Ashtin Way, a few miles down from where I'd first turned onto the road. Across the street was a large, well-lit gas station, a Wawa. I'd heard of those but had never seen one before. Basically a QT or RaceTrac, only even more upscale than that if you can imagine it. My hotel itself was very nice, too. Like I said, it wasn't cheap. Brentwood Inn was the name of it. I think it was owned by the college or had some partnership with it, seeing as "Brentwood" was also the name of the university I'd be interviewing at tomorrow, on the other end of Ashtin Way. I parked, yawned, and gathered my backpack and the one other bag I'd brought with me. I passed through the hotel's automatic doors and entered the lobby, which was immaculate and modern with a chandelier, a continental breakfast area, a seating area populated by polished leather chairs, a sizeable flat screen spewing out Fox News, a large stone fireplace, the works.
"Hello sir." I was greeted by the woman manning the front desk, on which sat a bowl of apples and bananas. I recognized her voice from when I booked the room over the phone the other day. "Oh!" she said when I gave her my name and told her I had a reservation. "I didn't realize it was you! I'm terribly sorry about the mix up over the phone." She was talking about how she'd given me the wrong room on accident because of a computer error. She jotted down my number to call me back and had to go off to fix it, but it was all sorted out in the end.
"It's no problem," I told her groggily. I managed a smile despite my tiredness. She seemed worried I'd be mad. She probably dealt with all manner of asshole guests. Upon seeing I wasn't gonna bitch at her over a minor inconvenience from a few days ago as people probably normally do, she practically squealed with delight. She sure was a chipper little thing. I imagined she must sleep during the day to be so perfectly awake and cheerful during this overnight shift. That, or she had an impressive amount of caffeine currently flowing through her veins. She didn't look young, but she wasn't old by any means. Her hair nonetheless seemed to be graying, and though she was perfectly energetic and glad despite the late hour, in her eyes you could just detect a deep, long-lasting tiredness, the cause of which was hard to tell. But it of course didn't really matter. I yawned again. Suddenly, feeling confident come August I'd have a good income, I decided to splurge and ask if I could update my stay to two nights. Smiling wide, she said it wouldn't be a problem.
Feeling glad to finally be getting some rest, I headed up to my room. The little green light near the handle blinked when I slid my key card, and pushing the door open, I found myself in a room that was nicer than what my new apartment would look like, if a virtual tour on their website was anything to go by. The wallpaper was a pleasant, calming dark blue, the floors were hard wood, the bed was large and fluffy like some heavenly marshmallow and eagerly awaited me. The next couple of days in this strange place seemed like they'd go pretty okay after all. I had to admit, though, that I wasn't terribly confident about tomorrow's interview. I lay down thinking about what the comp director could possibly ask - trick questions were sure to arise. I bitterly remembered being asked about six ways I'd use a fucking pencil in an interview at a gym that I positively botched before landing the fast food gig. Surely, tomorrow's interview would come with something out of left field designed to stump me.
I began to think of what the comp director might ask beyond questions that would probe my qualifications. I thought about the history of the school. The first thing that came to mind was the mascot. It was an unusual one - a chimpanzee. I remember thinking how odd that was. My research into the school didn't state the mascot's origin as far as I could tell, but it did mention an incident involving said mascot back in the early 1930s when animals rights weren't well-respected and vaudeville acts and the like involving animals like chimps were perfectly common place. Brentwood had brought a chimp out onto the football field during a big game to entertain the crowd. He was actually lent to the school from the zoo. (Initially learning about the zoo from this story was one reason I looked it up later when I was searching fun things to do in the area.) Anyway, the incident played out like a real-life King Kong. The chimp apparently nearly snapped its leash, perturbed by the sounds of the marching band, but was thankfully reeled in by a group of men before it could attack a poor girl who could barely run while held down by the weight of her tuba. It could have been a lot worse. The school suffered a rough patch in its reputation, not helped by a rape and murder that happened the following year, committed by a homeless man who'd apparently been squatting on the campus grounds for months, evading security all the while. I didn't plan to mention any of that during the interview, obviously. But there was a chance they'd ask something stupid like what the mascot's name was. It was starting to annoy me I couldn't remember it, so I sighed, turned over, and reached for my phone on the nightstand. Before I could touch it, it buzzed and lit up with a notification.
"I will grab you. I will rip you. I will eat you."
It was a text from an unfamiliar number. Disconcerting, to say the least. But still, I was more confused than afraid. I briefly wondered if I should text back. The mystery of it was keeping me awake though I knew I needed to be rested for the interview. I'll deal with it later, I finally told myself after a few minutes considering what to do. Still, it was hard to fall asleep. I was just sure my phone would soon light up again with a new, perhaps even more sinister threat. I began to feel vulnerable. I always slept naked. It was just my habit because I can't stand any heat and would be unable to fall asleep otherwise. Now, I wanted to get up to put on some clothes, thinking it might make me feel a bit safer. At the same time, though, I wasn't too keen on getting out of the safety of my bed...
My phone came to life again. But it wasn't another ominous text. It was my alarm blaring. 9:00 AM. I'd woken up at a reasonable time, but I didn't feel rested and ready for the day at all. I would have slipped on the banana peel on the floor near the front desk had the woman who checked me in not cried for me to watch out. She wished me good luck when I told her I was on the way to an interview and I swear the crazy bitch waved at me the whole time as I left the building, even as I was stepping out onto the parking lot. I had to stop to give a massive yawn before opening my car door. Picking up the extra night was definitely a good idea. I wasn't about to drive back home today. I was exhausted, my mind preoccupied with the strange, threatening text from the previous night. In fact, I was so preoccupied, I found, that even a large coffee and some last-minute interview preparation in my car couldn't keep my mind focused on what questions I might be asked and how best to answer them.
As you might have guessed, the interview didn't go great. The comp director didn't seem irritated, but rather confused or even sympathetic about how tired and a little on edge I was. I performed passably (I think she even said that) and I think had the school not closed, I probably would have gotten the job. But I can only imagine.
Night 2. At this point, I was thinking there was a fair chance I didn't get the job, so I was a little depressed. I didn't want to do anything but sleep the rest of the day away and hopefully sleep through the night without incident. I'm not exactly sure why, but when night came, I decided I'd sleep in T-shirt and gym shorts. Maybe my survival instinct was wiser than I was that night. Maybe I just felt a little colder than usual. Maybe I was just looking for a way to feel more secure after last night's threatening text, the mystery of which I left unsolved in my tiredness. But, whatever the reason, I broke my habit and lay down for sleep fully clothed. I fell asleep almost instantly.
I awoke to a sound I expected to be the buzzing of my phone. I'd meant to block the number, but some part of me, I guess, was curious to see if they'd text again. I grabbed my phone and found it showed no new notifications. I knotted up my face in confusion and then, when the sound came again, I froze in terror. Grunting. Grunting or moaning or even some sort of mumbling in a low, guttural voice. And movement. Very slight movement. And the faint sound like someone brushing against--no, no it couldn't be. Brushing against...coat hangers? Was there something in the fucking closet?
My eyes grew huge. I let out a little gasp and clutched the covers, trying in vain to hide. How had someone gotten in? Who else had a room key? I thought I must have been having some sort of nightmare--sleep paralysis or some shit. I didn't have a history of it or anything, but it could happen to anyone, right? That was the best explanation I had in the moment. I wondered what to do. Then, suddenly, I heard (or maybe imagined in my terror that I heard) the creaking of the closet door as it gradually opened.
I jumped out of bed. Thankfully I didn't have to grab any clothes before making my escape since I wore clothes to bed that night. But I probably would have bolted out naked anyhow. I was getting the fuck out of there. I left everything behind and didn't look back. I think I managed not to scream somehow, but I probably uttered a "Fuck no!" or something similar as I dashed into the hallway. Breathing hard, I sprinted down the hall and burst through a door leading to a stairway (fuck waiting on the elevator) and I probably would have run out the building and raced up Ashtin had the woman at the front desk not stopped me.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" she cried in alarm. She ran out from behind the desk to stop me. "Sir, what's going on?"
"There's something in that fucking room!" I screamed.
At first, the woman seemed concerned when I told her this. But then, her face melted into a new expression that seemed almost bemused, as if I she knew perfectly well there was nothing in my room and I was being cutely naïve for thinking so.
"Oh really?" she said. "Well, why don't we go take a look? I'm Babs, by the way."
Was now really the time for proper introductions and pleasantries? It really did feel as if she were my mother (now that I think about it, the sick bitch was probably old enough to be) and was taking me back to my room to show me there were no such things as monsters in the closet.
"I'm not fucking going back up there."
"Oh, don't make such a fuss," Babs shot back at me, mildly annoyed. She beckoned me to follow her upstairs. "He gets out sometimes. It isn't that big a deal. He's perfectly harmless."
I swear my mouth must have fallen open in shock at that. I followed her, wanting to know what the hell she was talking about. If she wasn't afraid, I supposed I didn't have to be either. Did she keep some poor person captive in the hotel? I was starting to think I wouldn't put it past her; I realized at that moment just how off she'd seemed since the moment she checked me in.
She pulled the door open and sauntered into the room, not shutting it behind her. She looked utterly uninterested as she briefly searched around. I was hesitant to step inside. I could see the closet door was wide open, the hangers strewn everywhere.
"Well," she said, satisfied, "Looks like there's nothing here." She glanced at the coat hangers and smirked. "A little messy are we? She picked up my pants I wore to the interview, which were splayed on the floor and dotted with one or two drops of dried mud from my walk across campus. "A little dirty?"
I almost said something. No, I wasn't fucking messy or dirty - something was in my fucking closet. But then, this woman, trying to make her voice seductive, cut me off and said, "Well, cutie, you know I can be dirty too."
Flabbergasted, I washed as she began to disrobe. Soon, I found a naked, middle-aged woman walking toward me. I found myself backing up, shocked and disgusted, like Jack Nicholson after that decrepit woman in the tub came slowly approaching him while cackling in The Shining. That might as well have been what was happening. I put up my hands, telling her nonverbally to back the fuck off. I nearly said something, but I was interrupted by the sound of someone of something rushing down the hall and suddenly stopping. The same grunting I'd heard in bed. And now a new sound: curious hooting.
Babs froze. I lowered my arms slightly and carefully peered over my shoulder. In the doorway, there sat a chimpanzee. His fur was jet black and wild. His exposed teeth were yellow and fanglike. In his hand, he held a banana. Thinking about it now, I nearly smile. It was almost wholesome - like a picture you'd see on a zoo advertisement (minus the teeth, of course). But the chimp wasn't focused on his fruit. No, he was trying to peer past me, I could clearly see, for there was something very interesting about the nude woman before me.
I glanced back at Babs. She glanced down at her body. She looked back up, meeting the chimp's eyes. Her face looked like she'd just realized a gun she'd put to her head as some unfunny joke was actually loaded and she'd just pulled the trigger.
"Jeffrey," she uttered, shaking with fright. "Jeffrey, it's--"
The chimp lunged at her with a terrible shriek. I can only imagine how many people in that hotel jumped out of bed in a panic upon hearing it. I only saw a brief flash of the mauling before I stumbled out of the room and pushed past a bunch of confused and terrified guests spilling out into the hall. I still have nightmares, like I said. Likely, just thinking back on it tonight will trigger the nightmare to play once again if I do manage to sleep. When the police finally got to the hotel and shot the animal dead, they found only Bab's torso and bloody, mangled stumps were her limbs once were. Everything above her neck was utterly destroyed. The only remnant of her head was a massive blood stain on the floor. Streaks of blood and little chunks of her were apparently also splattered all over the calm, ocean-blue walls in that room, if eyewitness reports from the local paper are to be believed. The report mentioned that no one else was injured, that the chimp's rage was directed at Babs specifically for some strange reason, and he didn't harm or even pursue anyone else even as they all fled the hotel. I guess everyone was lucky enough to have worn clothes to bed that night.
Brentwood University is closed. There was no recovering from what came out after the chimp attack. It turns out that even though they discontinued using live chimps as their mascot at football games, they found an alternative use for the animals, one that was both utilitarian and morally questionable, to say the very, very least. The school, like I said, suffered a major blow to its reputation after a homeless squatter on campus raped and killed someone. It turns out there have been multiple such squatters over the years, given the area where the school was built gradually became plagued by poverty and crime. The school's solution: use chimps to eliminate the problem. The one who provided the chimps was the nearby zoo, just as they did when the chimps were a hallmark of the school's football games decades ago. The school maintained their partnership with the zoo and continued requesting they loan them the chimps without disclosing why. The zoo didn't ask questions because they found this actually benefited them. Because the school wanted the chimps to be transported under the cover of night, the zoo had to make staff stay later as a result in order to make this possible. As such, the zoo was able to increase its hours of operation, maximizing profits.
The zoo was one of the largest employers in the relatively small town (a lot of students who attended Brentwood worked there), so the staff couldn't complain much about the new hours and eventually got used to them. Whenever they had to transport a chimp to the college, most staff apparently didn't care to question it, though the paper quoted one worker as saying she was told the chimps were part of some sort of display for this or that spirit day (a chimp was the school's mascot, after all). The unknowing zoo staff were apparently always told the chimp would be well-supervised by expert trainers. College representatives seemed to want to underscore that it wouldn't be like the football games of decades past when the chimps couldn't be successfully wrangled. Regardless, word somehow never really spread about the zoo giving Brentwood chimps for shady, unknown reasons.
I think they knew what they were doing was wrong, though. The reason Jeffrey--the chimp at the hotel--attacked Babs is because she was nude, and the college had trained their chimps to maul only those who were naked. The homeless who appeared on campus would be stripped of their clothes and their clothes would be quietly donated to a Goodwill or somewhere similar, perhaps to assuage the guilt that might have come with murdering the campus trespassers. Campus security would always take any suspicious-looking people to the Brentwood hotel (which was indeed college property), where their chimp executioner resided in the large basement. The college apparently preferred doing this to contacting the police because the small-town police, in their opinion, couldn't be trusted to do an adequate job of solving their problem. Babs was apparently the only hotel worker who knew the college's secret. Jeffrey was the latest chimp that Brentwood had brought on board as a homeless exterminator, and Babs was the first employee of the hotel to discover him (as he had a habit of getting out). The school thought they were done for, but Babs pledged to keep the secret so long as she could keep Jeffrey as her pet. The woman was deeply lonely, as you could imagine. Single her whole life. Had no family or friends to speak of, according to her obituary. Well, except for her chimp, of course. She was fascinated by primate intelligence. Inspired by Koko the gorilla, she tried to teach Jeffrey sign language, but had better success teaching him how to type...
"I will grab you, I will rip you, I will eat you."
He was talking about a banana he found in the bowl on the front desk. He'd found Babs's phone. The creepy bitch had saved my number from when I gave it to her so she could call me back while she was having some trouble booking the room. Jeffrey certainly loved his bananas. That was one thing he loved to express in his typing, you know.
I sleep with clothes on now. Always. It's hard to get used to it and I often get hot. Maybe that's another reason I can't sleep. That and the image in my head of the gnarled ebony fingers of Jeffrey's paw clamping firmly into Babs's face as she wails in agony.
Think I'll check the closet one last time tonight...you can never be too careful.
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"I will grab you, I will rip you, I will eat you."
It's almost funny when I think back on it. I replay those words in my head every night before finally falling asleep, usually no earlier than around 3:00 AM on a good night. The nightmares aren't bad; I rarely have them, actually. But when they come on, they come on with an insidious ferocity. Whenever I wake from one of my nightmares, I'm always left periodically checking my closet like a five-year-old child for the remainder of the night and lose any sleep I could hope to enjoy before sunrise in the process. I suppose these occasional nightmares mean I'm destined to forever remember what happened in that hotel room a few years back when I was still out on the hunt for jobs. I don't terribly mind that I can't forget. Like I said, the story is almost funny. Almost.
It happened on a night like tonight. Right now, it's 2:01 AM. Back then, it was 2:01 AM as well, or sometime around then. I was driving down an unfamiliar road that was fairly crowded for that time of night/early morning. The road was called Ashtin Way; at the end of this long, winding road sat the local university where I'd be interviewing for an adjunct gig teaching composition the next day, thankfully at 1:00 in the afternoon. I was looking forward to finding my hotel and getting some good rest before rising and preparing some more for the interview in the morning. Check out time would be 11:00 AM. I'd get some coffee and a light breakfast and be on the way to the school as soon as I woke up.
This was to be my first "big boy" job. I'd already signed a lease to a nearby apartment; that's how certain I was that I'd snag this gig no problem. But the start of my lease wasn't for another few weeks and I'd quit my fast food job earlier in the summer. As a result, I found myself paying for a hotel that was the last one available and wasn't exactly cheap with what meager savings I had. It was annoying to have to fork over the money for a single night, but my hometown was over five hours away. I'd left my parents' (where I was still staying, waiting for my new life to begin) at around 8:30 PM. A late start to get out on the road, I know, but I guess I didn't realize how much of the day had been eaten away by my constant stressing over the interview. But I had a reservation for the night and I had to get to the hotel. I was thinking of modifying my stay to two nights if that was allowed. The stress of the upcoming interview combined with late night driving had sucked a lot of energy from me. I didn't think I'd be able to drive back the next day.
The road was surrounded by businesses and restaurants on either side (some of them still with their lights on), and, like I said, was oddly busy for the lateness of the hour. It was Monday (well, Tuesday at this point), and the zoo just north of here (one of the most major zoos in the country, actually) I knew had discounted tickets on Mondays during the summer months. I'd read about it when researching the area, thinking that if I ended up staying longer, I might as well find something fun to do. I remember being disappointed I'd miss out on the Monday discount. I figured the cars on the road were returning from the zoo, which had some pretty late hours, according to my research. (They were open until midnight, if I recall.) I'd been deposited onto Ashtin Way from the interstate, and perhaps several late-night zoo visitors had just gotten off of it as well on their way back home. I sighed, envying all the people I imagined returning to their cozy, familiar beds after a day of summer fun.
Finally, I arrived at my hotel. It was on the far end of Ashtin Way, a few miles down from where I'd first turned onto the road. Across the street was a large, well-lit gas station, a Wawa. I'd heard of those but had never seen one before. Basically a QT or RaceTrac, only even more upscale than that if you can imagine it. My hotel itself was very nice, too. Like I said, it wasn't cheap. Brentwood Inn was the name of it. I think it was owned by the college or had some partnership with it, seeing as "Brentwood" was also the name of the university I'd be interviewing at tomorrow, on the other end of Ashtin Way. I parked, yawned, and gathered my backpack and the one other bag I'd brought with me. I passed through the hotel's automatic doors and entered the lobby, which was immaculate and modern with a chandelier, a continental breakfast area, a seating area populated by polished leather chairs, a sizeable flat screen spewing out Fox News, a large stone fireplace, the works.
"Hello sir." I was greeted by the woman manning the front desk, on which sat a bowl of apples and bananas. I recognized her voice from when I booked the room over the phone the other day. "Oh!" she said when I gave her my name and told her I had a reservation. "I didn't realize it was you! I'm terribly sorry about the mix up over the phone." She was talking about how she'd given me the wrong room on accident because of a computer error. She jotted down my number to call me back and had to go off to fix it, but it was all sorted out in the end.
"It's no problem," I told her groggily. I managed a smile despite my tiredness. She seemed worried I'd be mad. She probably dealt with all manner of asshole guests. Upon seeing I wasn't gonna bitch at her over a minor inconvenience from a few days ago as people probably normally do, she practically squealed with delight. She sure was a chipper little thing. I imagined she must sleep during the day to be so perfectly awake and cheerful during this overnight shift. That, or she had an impressive amount of caffeine currently flowing through her veins. She didn't look young, but she wasn't old by any means. Her hair nonetheless seemed to be graying, and though she was perfectly energetic and glad despite the late hour, in her eyes you could just detect a deep, long-lasting tiredness, the cause of which was hard to tell. But it of course didn't really matter. I yawned again. Suddenly, feeling confident come August I'd have a good income, I decided to splurge and ask if I could update my stay to two nights. Smiling wide, she said it wouldn't be a problem.
Feeling glad to finally be getting some rest, I headed up to my room. The little green light near the handle blinked when I slid my key card, and pushing the door open, I found myself in a room that was nicer than what my new apartment would look like, if a virtual tour on their website was anything to go by. The wallpaper was a pleasant, calming dark blue, the floors were hard wood, the bed was large and fluffy like some heavenly marshmallow and eagerly awaited me. The next couple of days in this strange place seemed like they'd go pretty okay after all. I had to admit, though, that I wasn't terribly confident about tomorrow's interview. I lay down thinking about what the comp director could possibly ask - trick questions were sure to arise. I bitterly remembered being asked about six ways I'd use a fucking pencil in an interview at a gym that I positively botched before landing the fast food gig. Surely, tomorrow's interview would come with something out of left field designed to stump me.
I began to think of what the comp director might ask beyond questions that would probe my qualifications. I thought about the history of the school. The first thing that came to mind was the mascot. It was an unusual one - a chimpanzee. I remember thinking how odd that was. My research into the school didn't state the mascot's origin as far as I could tell, but it did mention an incident involving said mascot back in the early 1930s when animals rights weren't well-respected and vaudeville acts and the like involving animals like chimps were perfectly common place. Brentwood had brought a chimp out onto the football field during a big game to entertain the crowd. He was actually lent to the school from the zoo. (Initially learning about the zoo from this story was one reason I looked it up later when I was searching fun things to do in the area.) Anyway, the incident played out like a real-life King Kong. The chimp apparently nearly snapped its leash, perturbed by the sounds of the marching band, but was thankfully reeled in by a group of men before it could attack a poor girl who could barely run while held down by the weight of her tuba. It could have been a lot worse. The school suffered a rough patch in its reputation, not helped by a rape and murder that happened the following year, committed by a homeless man who'd apparently been squatting on the campus grounds for months, evading security all the while. I didn't plan to mention any of that during the interview, obviously. But there was a chance they'd ask something stupid like what the mascot's name was. It was starting to annoy me I couldn't remember it, so I sighed, turned over, and reached for my phone on the nightstand. Before I could touch it, it buzzed and lit up with a notification.
"I will grab you. I will rip you. I will eat you."
It was a text from an unfamiliar number. Disconcerting, to say the least. But still, I was more confused than afraid. I briefly wondered if I should text back. The mystery of it was keeping me awake though I knew I needed to be rested for the interview. I'll deal with it later, I finally told myself after a few minutes considering what to do. Still, it was hard to fall asleep. I was just sure my phone would soon light up again with a new, perhaps even more sinister threat. I began to feel vulnerable. I always slept naked. It was just my habit because I can't stand any heat and would be unable to fall asleep otherwise. Now, I wanted to get up to put on some clothes, thinking it might make me feel a bit safer. At the same time, though, I wasn't too keen on getting out of the safety of my bed...
My phone came to life again. But it wasn't another ominous text. It was my alarm blaring. 9:00 AM. I'd woken up at a reasonable time, but I didn't feel rested and ready for the day at all. I would have slipped on the banana peel on the floor near the front desk had the woman who checked me in not cried for me to watch out. She wished me good luck when I told her I was on the way to an interview and I swear the crazy bitch waved at me the whole time as I left the building, even as I was stepping out onto the parking lot. I had to stop to give a massive yawn before opening my car door. Picking up the extra night was definitely a good idea. I wasn't about to drive back home today. I was exhausted, my mind preoccupied with the strange, threatening text from the previous night. In fact, I was so preoccupied, I found, that even a large coffee and some last-minute interview preparation in my car couldn't keep my mind focused on what questions I might be asked and how best to answer them.
As you might have guessed, the interview didn't go great. The comp director didn't seem irritated, but rather confused or even sympathetic about how tired and a little on edge I was. I performed passably (I think she even said that) and I think had the school not closed, I probably would have gotten the job. But I can only imagine.
Night 2. At this point, I was thinking there was a fair chance I didn't get the job, so I was a little depressed. I didn't want to do anything but sleep the rest of the day away and hopefully sleep through the night without incident. I'm not exactly sure why, but when night came, I decided I'd sleep in T-shirt and gym shorts. Maybe my survival instinct was wiser than I was that night. Maybe I just felt a little colder than usual. Maybe I was just looking for a way to feel more secure after last night's threatening text, the mystery of which I left unsolved in my tiredness. But, whatever the reason, I broke my habit and lay down for sleep fully clothed. I fell asleep almost instantly.
I awoke to a sound I expected to be the buzzing of my phone. I'd meant to block the number, but some part of me, I guess, was curious to see if they'd text again. I grabbed my phone and found it showed no new notifications. I knotted up my face in confusion and then, when the sound came again, I froze in terror. Grunting. Grunting or moaning or even some sort of mumbling in a low, guttural voice. And movement. Very slight movement. And the faint sound like someone brushing against--no, no it couldn't be. Brushing against...coat hangers? Was there something in the fucking closet?
My eyes grew huge. I let out a little gasp and clutched the covers, trying in vain to hide. How had someone gotten in? Who else had a room key? I thought I must have been having some sort of nightmare--sleep paralysis or some shit. I didn't have a history of it or anything, but it could happen to anyone, right? That was the best explanation I had in the moment. I wondered what to do. Then, suddenly, I heard (or maybe imagined in my terror that I heard) the creaking of the closet door as it gradually opened.
I jumped out of bed. Thankfully I didn't have to grab any clothes before making my escape since I wore clothes to bed that night. But I probably would have bolted out naked anyhow. I was getting the fuck out of there. I left everything behind and didn't look back. I think I managed not to scream somehow, but I probably uttered a "Fuck no!" or something similar as I dashed into the hallway. Breathing hard, I sprinted down the hall and burst through a door leading to a stairway (fuck waiting on the elevator) and I probably would have run out the building and raced up Ashtin had the woman at the front desk not stopped me.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" she cried in alarm. She ran out from behind the desk to stop me. "Sir, what's going on?"
"There's something in that fucking room!" I screamed.
At first, the woman seemed concerned when I told her this. But then, her face melted into a new expression that seemed almost bemused, as if I she knew perfectly well there was nothing in my room and I was being cutely naïve for thinking so.
"Oh really?" she said. "Well, why don't we go take a look? I'm Babs, by the way."
Was now really the time for proper introductions and pleasantries? It really did feel as if she were my mother (now that I think about it, the sick bitch was probably old enough to be) and was taking me back to my room to show me there were no such things as monsters in the closet.
"I'm not fucking going back up there."
"Oh, don't make such a fuss," Babs shot back at me, mildly annoyed. She beckoned me to follow her upstairs. "He gets out sometimes. It isn't that big a deal. He's perfectly harmless."
I swear my mouth must have fallen open in shock at that. I followed her, wanting to know what the hell she was talking about. If she wasn't afraid, I supposed I didn't have to be either. Did she keep some poor person captive in the hotel? I was starting to think I wouldn't put it past her; I realized at that moment just how off she'd seemed since the moment she checked me in.
She pulled the door open and sauntered into the room, not shutting it behind her. She looked utterly uninterested as she briefly searched around. I was hesitant to step inside. I could see the closet door was wide open, the hangers strewn everywhere.
"Well," she said, satisfied, "Looks like there's nothing here." She glanced at the coat hangers and smirked. "A little messy are we? She picked up my pants I wore to the interview, which were splayed on the floor and dotted with one or two drops of dried mud from my walk across campus. "A little dirty?"
I almost said something. No, I wasn't fucking messy or dirty - something was in my fucking closet. But then, this woman, trying to make her voice seductive, cut me off and said, "Well, cutie, you know I can be dirty too."
Flabbergasted, I washed as she began to disrobe. Soon, I found a naked, middle-aged woman walking toward me. I found myself backing up, shocked and disgusted, like Jack Nicholson after that decrepit woman in the tub came slowly approaching him while cackling in The Shining. That might as well have been what was happening. I put up my hands, telling her nonverbally to back the fuck off. I nearly said something, but I was interrupted by the sound of someone of something rushing down the hall and suddenly stopping. The same grunting I'd heard in bed. And now a new sound: curious hooting.
Babs froze. I lowered my arms slightly and carefully peered over my shoulder. In the doorway, there sat a chimpanzee. His fur was jet black and wild. His exposed teeth were yellow and fanglike. In his hand, he held a banana. Thinking about it now, I nearly smile. It was almost wholesome - like a picture you'd see on a zoo advertisement (minus the teeth, of course). But the chimp wasn't focused on his fruit. No, he was trying to peer past me, I could clearly see, for there was something very interesting about the nude woman before me.
I glanced back at Babs. She glanced down at her body. She looked back up, meeting the chimp's eyes. Her face looked like she'd just realized a gun she'd put to her head as some unfunny joke was actually loaded and she'd just pulled the trigger.
"Jeffrey," she uttered, shaking with fright. "Jeffrey, it's--"
The chimp lunged at her with a terrible shriek. I can only imagine how many people in that hotel jumped out of bed in a panic upon hearing it. I only saw a brief flash of the mauling before I stumbled out of the room and pushed past a bunch of confused and terrified guests spilling out into the hall. I still have nightmares, like I said. Likely, just thinking back on it tonight will trigger the nightmare to play once again if I do manage to sleep. When the police finally got to the hotel and shot the animal dead, they found only Bab's torso and bloody, mangled stumps were her limbs once were. Everything above her neck was utterly destroyed. The only remnant of her head was a massive blood stain on the floor. Streaks of blood and little chunks of her were apparently also splattered all over the calm, ocean-blue walls in that room, if eyewitness reports from the local paper are to be believed. The report mentioned that no one else was injured, that the chimp's rage was directed at Babs specifically for some strange reason, and he didn't harm or even pursue anyone else even as they all fled the hotel. I guess everyone was lucky enough to have worn clothes to bed that night.
Brentwood University is closed. There was no recovering from what came out after the chimp attack. It turns out that even though they discontinued using live chimps as their mascot at football games, they found an alternative use for the animals, one that was both utilitarian and morally questionable, to say the very, very least. The school, like I said, suffered a major blow to its reputation after a homeless squatter on campus raped and killed someone. It turns out there have been multiple such squatters over the years, given the area where the school was built gradually became plagued by poverty and crime. The school's solution: use chimps to eliminate the problem. The one who provided the chimps was the nearby zoo, just as they did when the chimps were a hallmark of the school's football games decades ago. The school maintained their partnership with the zoo and continued requesting they loan them the chimps without disclosing why. The zoo didn't ask questions because they found this actually benefited them. Because the school wanted the chimps to be transported under the cover of night, the zoo had to make staff stay later as a result in order to make this possible. As such, the zoo was able to increase its hours of operation, maximizing profits.
The zoo was one of the largest employers in the relatively small town (a lot of students who attended Brentwood worked there), so the staff couldn't complain much about the new hours and eventually got used to them. Whenever they had to transport a chimp to the college, most staff apparently didn't care to question it, though the paper quoted one worker as saying she was told the chimps were part of some sort of display for this or that spirit day (a chimp was the school's mascot, after all). The unknowing zoo staff were apparently always told the chimp would be well-supervised by expert trainers. College representatives seemed to want to underscore that it wouldn't be like the football games of decades past when the chimps couldn't be successfully wrangled. Regardless, word somehow never really spread about the zoo giving Brentwood chimps for shady, unknown reasons.
I think they knew what they were doing was wrong, though. The reason Jeffrey--the chimp at the hotel--attacked Babs is because she was nude, and the college had trained their chimps to maul only those who were naked. The homeless who appeared on campus would be stripped of their clothes and their clothes would be quietly donated to a Goodwill or somewhere similar, perhaps to assuage the guilt that might have come with murdering the campus trespassers. Campus security would always take any suspicious-looking people to the Brentwood hotel (which was indeed college property), where their chimp executioner resided in the large basement. The college apparently preferred doing this to contacting the police because the small-town police, in their opinion, couldn't be trusted to do an adequate job of solving their problem. Babs was apparently the only hotel worker who knew the college's secret. Jeffrey was the latest chimp that Brentwood had brought on board as a homeless exterminator, and Babs was the first employee of the hotel to discover him (as he had a habit of getting out). The school thought they were done for, but Babs pledged to keep the secret so long as she could keep Jeffrey as her pet. The woman was deeply lonely, as you could imagine. Single her whole life. Had no family or friends to speak of, according to her obituary. Well, except for her chimp, of course. She was fascinated by primate intelligence. Inspired by Koko the gorilla, she tried to teach Jeffrey sign language, but had better success teaching him how to type...
"I will grab you, I will rip you, I will eat you."
He was talking about a banana he found in the bowl on the front desk. He'd found Babs's phone. The creepy bitch had saved my number from when I gave it to her so she could call me back while she was having some trouble booking the room. Jeffrey certainly loved his bananas. That was one thing he loved to express in his typing, you know.
I sleep with clothes on now. Always. It's hard to get used to it and I often get hot. Maybe that's another reason I can't sleep. That and the image in my head of the gnarled ebony fingers of Jeffrey's paw clamping firmly into Babs's face as she wails in agony.
Think I'll check the closet one last time tonight...you can never be too careful.
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"I will grab you, I will rip you, I will eat you."
It's almost funny when I think back on it. I replay those words in my head every night before finally falling asleep, usually no earlier than around 3:00 AM on a good night. The nightmares aren't bad; I rarely have them, actually. But when they come on, they come on with an insidious ferocity. Whenever I wake from one of my nightmares, I'm always left periodically checking my closet like a five-year-old child for the remainder of the night and lose any sleep I could hope to enjoy before sunrise in the process. I suppose these occasional nightmares mean I'm destined to forever remember what happened in that hotel room a few years back when I was still out on the hunt for jobs. I don't terribly mind that I can't forget. Like I said, the story is almost funny. Almost.
It happened on a night like tonight. Right now, it's 2:01 AM. Back then, it was 2:01 AM as well, or sometime around then. I was driving down an unfamiliar road that was fairly crowded for that time of night/early morning. The road was called Ashtin Way; at the end of this long, winding road sat the local university where I'd be interviewing for an adjunct gig teaching composition the next day, thankfully at 1:00 in the afternoon. I was looking forward to finding my hotel and getting some good rest before rising and preparing some more for the interview in the morning. Check out time would be 11:00 AM. I'd get some coffee and a light breakfast and be on the way to the school as soon as I woke up.
This was to be my first "big boy" job. I'd already signed a lease to a nearby apartment; that's how certain I was that I'd snag this gig no problem. But the start of my lease wasn't for another few weeks and I'd quit my fast food job earlier in the summer. As a result, I found myself paying for a hotel that was the last one available and wasn't exactly cheap with what meager savings I had. It was annoying to have to fork over the money for a single night, but my hometown was over five hours away. I'd left my parents' (where I was still staying, waiting for my new life to begin) at around 8:30 PM. A late start to get out on the road, I know, but I guess I didn't realize how much of the day had been eaten away by my constant stressing over the interview. But I had a reservation for the night and I had to get to the hotel. I was thinking of modifying my stay to two nights if that was allowed. The stress of the upcoming interview combined with late night driving had sucked a lot of energy from me. I didn't think I'd be able to drive back the next day.
The road was surrounded by businesses and restaurants on either side (some of them still with their lights on), and, like I said, was oddly busy for the lateness of the hour. It was Monday (well, Tuesday at this point), and the zoo just north of here (one of the most major zoos in the country, actually) I knew had discounted tickets on Mondays during the summer months. I'd read about it when researching the area, thinking that if I ended up staying longer, I might as well find something fun to do. I remember being disappointed I'd miss out on the Monday discount. I figured the cars on the road were returning from the zoo, which had some pretty late hours, according to my research. (They were open until midnight, if I recall.) I'd been deposited onto Ashtin Way from the interstate, and perhaps several late-night zoo visitors had just gotten off of it as well on their way back home. I sighed, envying all the people I imagined returning to their cozy, familiar beds after a day of summer fun.
Finally, I arrived at my hotel. It was on the far end of Ashtin Way, a few miles down from where I'd first turned onto the road. Across the street was a large, well-lit gas station, a Wawa. I'd heard of those but had never seen one before. Basically a QT or RaceTrac, only even more upscale than that if you can imagine it. My hotel itself was very nice, too. Like I said, it wasn't cheap. Brentwood Inn was the name of it. I think it was owned by the college or had some partnership with it, seeing as "Brentwood" was also the name of the university I'd be interviewing at tomorrow, on the other end of Ashtin Way. I parked, yawned, and gathered my backpack and the one other bag I'd brought with me. I passed through the hotel's automatic doors and entered the lobby, which was immaculate and modern with a chandelier, a continental breakfast area, a seating area populated by polished leather chairs, a sizeable flat screen spewing out Fox News, a large stone fireplace, the works.
"Hello sir." I was greeted by the woman manning the front desk, on which sat a bowl of apples and bananas. I recognized her voice from when I booked the room over the phone the other day. "Oh!" she said when I gave her my name and told her I had a reservation. "I didn't realize it was you! I'm terribly sorry about the mix up over the phone." She was talking about how she'd given me the wrong room on accident because of a computer error. She jotted down my number to call me back and had to go off to fix it, but it was all sorted out in the end.
"It's no problem," I told her groggily. I managed a smile despite my tiredness. She seemed worried I'd be mad. She probably dealt with all manner of asshole guests. Upon seeing I wasn't gonna bitch at her over a minor inconvenience from a few days ago as people probably normally do, she practically squealed with delight. She sure was a chipper little thing. I imagined she must sleep during the day to be so perfectly awake and cheerful during this overnight shift. That, or she had an impressive amount of caffeine currently flowing through her veins. She didn't look young, but she wasn't old by any means. Her hair nonetheless seemed to be graying, and though she was perfectly energetic and glad despite the late hour, in her eyes you could just detect a deep, long-lasting tiredness, the cause of which was hard to tell. But it of course didn't really matter. I yawned again. Suddenly, feeling confident come August I'd have a good income, I decided to splurge and ask if I could update my stay to two nights. Smiling wide, she said it wouldn't be a problem.
Feeling glad to finally be getting some rest, I headed up to my room. The little green light near the handle blinked when I slid my key card, and pushing the door open, I found myself in a room that was nicer than what my new apartment would look like, if a virtual tour on their website was anything to go by. The wallpaper was a pleasant, calming dark blue, the floors were hard wood, the bed was large and fluffy like some heavenly marshmallow and eagerly awaited me. The next couple of days in this strange place seemed like they'd go pretty okay after all. I had to admit, though, that I wasn't terribly confident about tomorrow's interview. I lay down thinking about what the comp director could possibly ask - trick questions were sure to arise. I bitterly remembered being asked about six ways I'd use a fucking pencil in an interview at a gym that I positively botched before landing the fast food gig. Surely, tomorrow's interview would come with something out of left field designed to stump me.
I began to think of what the comp director might ask beyond questions that would probe my qualifications. I thought about the history of the school. The first thing that came to mind was the mascot. It was an unusual one - a chimpanzee. I remember thinking how odd that was. My research into the school didn't state the mascot's origin as far as I could tell, but it did mention an incident involving said mascot back in the early 1930s when animals rights weren't well-respected and vaudeville acts and the like involving animals like chimps were perfectly common place. Brentwood had brought a chimp out onto the football field during a big game to entertain the crowd. He was actually lent to the school from the zoo. (Initially learning about the zoo from this story was one reason I looked it up later when I was searching fun things to do in the area.) Anyway, the incident played out like a real-life King Kong. The chimp apparently nearly snapped its leash, perturbed by the sounds of the marching band, but was thankfully reeled in by a group of men before it could attack a poor girl who could barely run while held down by the weight of her tuba. It could have been a lot worse. The school suffered a rough patch in its reputation, not helped by a rape and murder that happened the following year, committed by a homeless man who'd apparently been squatting on the campus grounds for months, evading security all the while. I didn't plan to mention any of that during the interview, obviously. But there was a chance they'd ask something stupid like what the mascot's name was. It was starting to annoy me I couldn't remember it, so I sighed, turned over, and reached for my phone on the nightstand. Before I could touch it, it buzzed and lit up with a notification.
"I will grab you. I will rip you. I will eat you."
It was a text from an unfamiliar number. Disconcerting, to say the least. But still, I was more confused than afraid. I briefly wondered if I should text back. The mystery of it was keeping me awake though I knew I needed to be rested for the interview. I'll deal with it later, I finally told myself after a few minutes considering what to do. Still, it was hard to fall asleep. I was just sure my phone would soon light up again with a new, perhaps even more sinister threat. I began to feel vulnerable. I always slept naked. It was just my habit because I can't stand any heat and would be unable to fall asleep otherwise. Now, I wanted to get up to put on some clothes, thinking it might make me feel a bit safer. At the same time, though, I wasn't too keen on getting out of the safety of my bed...
My phone came to life again. But it wasn't another ominous text. It was my alarm blaring. 9:00 AM. I'd woken up at a reasonable time, but I didn't feel rested and ready for the day at all. I would have slipped on the banana peel on the floor near the front desk had the woman who checked me in not cried for me to watch out. She wished me good luck when I told her I was on the way to an interview and I swear the crazy bitch waved at me the whole time as I left the building, even as I was stepping out onto the parking lot. I had to stop to give a massive yawn before opening my car door. Picking up the extra night was definitely a good idea. I wasn't about to drive back home today. I was exhausted, my mind preoccupied with the strange, threatening text from the previous night. In fact, I was so preoccupied, I found, that even a large coffee and some last-minute interview preparation in my car couldn't keep my mind focused on what questions I might be asked and how best to answer them.
As you might have guessed, the interview didn't go great. The comp director didn't seem irritated, but rather confused or even sympathetic about how tired and a little on edge I was. I performed passably (I think she even said that) and I think had the school not closed, I probably would have gotten the job. But I can only imagine.
Night 2. At this point, I was thinking there was a fair chance I didn't get the job, so I was a little depressed. I didn't want to do anything but sleep the rest of the day away and hopefully sleep through the night without incident. I'm not exactly sure why, but when night came, I decided I'd sleep in T-shirt and gym shorts. Maybe my survival instinct was wiser than I was that night. Maybe I just felt a little colder than usual. Maybe I was just looking for a way to feel more secure after last night's threatening text, the mystery of which I left unsolved in my tiredness. But, whatever the reason, I broke my habit and lay down for sleep fully clothed. I fell asleep almost instantly.
I awoke to a sound I expected to be the buzzing of my phone. I'd meant to block the number, but some part of me, I guess, was curious to see if they'd text again. I grabbed my phone and found it showed no new notifications. I knotted up my face in confusion and then, when the sound came again, I froze in terror. Grunting. Grunting or moaning or even some sort of mumbling in a low, guttural voice. And movement. Very slight movement. And the faint sound like someone brushing against--no, no it couldn't be. Brushing against...coat hangers? Was there something in the fucking closet?
My eyes grew huge. I let out a little gasp and clutched the covers, trying in vain to hide. How had someone gotten in? Who else had a room key? I thought I must have been having some sort of nightmare--sleep paralysis or some shit. I didn't have a history of it or anything, but it could happen to anyone, right? That was the best explanation I had in the moment. I wondered what to do. Then, suddenly, I heard (or maybe imagined in my terror that I heard) the creaking of the closet door as it gradually opened.
I jumped out of bed. Thankfully I didn't have to grab any clothes before making my escape since I wore clothes to bed that night. But I probably would have bolted out naked anyhow. I was getting the fuck out of there. I left everything behind and didn't look back. I think I managed not to scream somehow, but I probably uttered a "Fuck no!" or something similar as I dashed into the hallway. Breathing hard, I sprinted down the hall and burst through a door leading to a stairway (fuck waiting on the elevator) and I probably would have run out the building and raced up Ashtin had the woman at the front desk not stopped me.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" she cried in alarm. She ran out from behind the desk to stop me. "Sir, what's going on?"
"There's something in that fucking room!" I screamed.
At first, the woman seemed concerned when I told her this. But then, her face melted into a new expression that seemed almost bemused, as if I she knew perfectly well there was nothing in my room and I was being cutely naïve for thinking so.
"Oh really?" she said. "Well, why don't we go take a look? I'm Babs, by the way."
Was now really the time for proper introductions and pleasantries? It really did feel as if she were my mother (now that I think about it, the sick bitch was probably old enough to be) and was taking me back to my room to show me there were no such things as monsters in the closet.
"I'm not fucking going back up there."
"Oh, don't make such a fuss," Babs shot back at me, mildly annoyed. She beckoned me to follow her upstairs. "He gets out sometimes. It isn't that big a deal. He's perfectly harmless."
I swear my mouth must have fallen open in shock at that. I followed her, wanting to know what the hell she was talking about. If she wasn't afraid, I supposed I didn't have to be either. Did she keep some poor person captive in the hotel? I was starting to think I wouldn't put it past her; I realized at that moment just how off she'd seemed since the moment she checked me in.
She pulled the door open and sauntered into the room, not shutting it behind her. She looked utterly uninterested as she briefly searched around. I was hesitant to step inside. I could see the closet door was wide open, the hangers strewn everywhere.
"Well," she said, satisfied, "Looks like there's nothing here." She glanced at the coat hangers and smirked. "A little messy are we? She picked up my pants I wore to the interview, which were splayed on the floor and dotted with one or two drops of dried mud from my walk across campus. "A little dirty?"
I almost said something. No, I wasn't fucking messy or dirty - something was in my fucking closet. But then, this woman, trying to make her voice seductive, cut me off and said, "Well, cutie, you know I can be dirty too."
Flabbergasted, I washed as she began to disrobe. Soon, I found a naked, middle-aged woman walking toward me. I found myself backing up, shocked and disgusted, like Jack Nicholson after that decrepit woman in the tub came slowly approaching him while cackling in The Shining. That might as well have been what was happening. I put up my hands, telling her nonverbally to back the fuck off. I nearly said something, but I was interrupted by the sound of someone of something rushing down the hall and suddenly stopping. The same grunting I'd heard in bed. And now a new sound: curious hooting.
Babs froze. I lowered my arms slightly and carefully peered over my shoulder. In the doorway, there sat a chimpanzee. His fur was jet black and wild. His exposed teeth were yellow and fanglike. In his hand, he held a banana. Thinking about it now, I nearly smile. It was almost wholesome - like a picture you'd see on a zoo advertisement (minus the teeth, of course). But the chimp wasn't focused on his fruit. No, he was trying to peer past me, I could clearly see, for there was something very interesting about the nude woman before me.
I glanced back at Babs. She glanced down at her body. She looked back up, meeting the chimp's eyes. Her face looked like she'd just realized a gun she'd put to her head as some unfunny joke was actually loaded and she'd just pulled the trigger.
"Jeffrey," she uttered, shaking with fright. "Jeffrey, it's--"
The chimp lunged at her with a terrible shriek. I can only imagine how many people in that hotel jumped out of bed in a panic upon hearing it. I only saw a brief flash of the mauling before I stumbled out of the room and pushed past a bunch of confused and terrified guests spilling out into the hall. I still have nightmares, like I said. Likely, just thinking back on it tonight will trigger the nightmare to play once again if I do manage to sleep. When the police finally got to the hotel and shot the animal dead, they found only Bab's torso and bloody, mangled stumps were her limbs once were. Everything above her neck was utterly destroyed. The only remnant of her head was a massive blood stain on the floor. Streaks of blood and little chunks of her were apparently also splattered all over the calm, ocean-blue walls in that room, if eyewitness reports from the local paper are to be believed. The report mentioned that no one else was injured, that the chimp's rage was directed at Babs specifically for some strange reason, and he didn't harm or even pursue anyone else even as they all fled the hotel. I guess everyone was lucky enough to have worn clothes to bed that night.
Brentwood University is closed. There was no recovering from what came out after the chimp attack. It turns out that even though they discontinued using live chimps as their mascot at football games, they found an alternative use for the animals, one that was both utilitarian and morally questionable, to say the very, very least. The school, like I said, suffered a major blow to its reputation after a homeless squatter on campus raped and killed someone. It turns out there have been multiple such squatters over the years, given the area where the school was built gradually became plagued by poverty and crime. The school's solution: use chimps to eliminate the problem. The one who provided the chimps was the nearby zoo, just as they did when the chimps were a hallmark of the school's football games decades ago. The school maintained their partnership with the zoo and continued requesting they loan them the chimps without disclosing why. The zoo didn't ask questions because they found this actually benefited them. Because the school wanted the chimps to be transported under the cover of night, the zoo had to make staff stay later as a result in order to make this possible. As such, the zoo was able to increase its hours of operation, maximizing profits.
The zoo was one of the largest employers in the relatively small town (a lot of students who attended Brentwood worked there), so the staff couldn't complain much about the new hours and eventually got used to them. Whenever they had to transport a chimp to the college, most staff apparently didn't care to question it, though the paper quoted one worker as saying she was told the chimps were part of some sort of display for this or that spirit day (a chimp was the school's mascot, after all). The unknowing zoo staff were apparently always told the chimp would be well-supervised by expert trainers. College representatives seemed to want to underscore that it wouldn't be like the football games of decades past when the chimps couldn't be successfully wrangled. Regardless, word somehow never really spread about the zoo giving Brentwood chimps for shady, unknown reasons.
I think they knew what they were doing was wrong, though. The reason Jeffrey--the chimp at the hotel--attacked Babs is because she was nude, and the college had trained their chimps to maul only those who were naked. The homeless who appeared on campus would be stripped of their clothes and their clothes would be quietly donated to a Goodwill or somewhere similar, perhaps to assuage the guilt that might have come with murdering the campus trespassers. Campus security would always take any suspicious-looking people to the Brentwood hotel (which was indeed college property), where their chimp executioner resided in the large basement. The college apparently preferred doing this to contacting the police because the small-town police, in their opinion, couldn't be trusted to do an adequate job of solving their problem. Babs was apparently the only hotel worker who knew the college's secret. Jeffrey was the latest chimp that Brentwood had brought on board as a homeless exterminator, and Babs was the first employee of the hotel to discover him (as he had a habit of getting out). The school thought they were done for, but Babs pledged to keep the secret so long as she could keep Jeffrey as her pet. The woman was deeply lonely, as you could imagine. Single her whole life. Had no family or friends to speak of, according to her obituary. Well, except for her chimp, of course. She was fascinated by primate intelligence. Inspired by Koko the gorilla, she tried to teach Jeffrey sign language, but had better success teaching him how to type...
"I will grab you, I will rip you, I will eat you."
He was talking about a banana he found in the bowl on the front desk. He'd found Babs's phone. The creepy bitch had saved my number from when I gave it to her so she could call me back while she was having some trouble booking the room. Jeffrey certainly loved his bananas. That was one thing he loved to express in his typing, you know.
I sleep with clothes on now. Always. It's hard to get used to it and I often get hot. Maybe that's another reason I can't sleep. That and the image in my head of the gnarled ebony fingers of Jeffrey's paw clamping firmly into Babs's face as she wails in agony.
Think I'll check the closet one last time tonight...you can never be too careful.
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SALT LAKE CITY

"Lisa Barlow may be one of the new “Real Housewives of Salt Lake City,” but she dresses like a real New Yorker.
The tequila brand owner gave Page Six Style a look inside her glamorous closet, which includes many statement pieces she can pair with either jeans and a T-shirt or a cocktail dress.
“Being born and raised in New York, I love all black,” she says, pulling out a low-cut black sequin Saint Laurent top.
“Accessories and foundations make a look,” she adds, showing off a pair of snake-shaped statement earrings and a Dolce & Gabbana clutch that she “hunted down” and found in Australia.
Clearly, Barlow’s goods are as cool as ice."
BEVERLY HILLS
“To look like I do at 57, it takes work," says Lisa Rinna, flashing a knowing grin. From her home in Los Angeles, The Real Housewives cast member and viral dance video star is taking us inside her no-detail-spared beauty routine. From her ageless skin-care regimen to her sultry makeup look—characterized of course by her signature plush lip—Rinna's secrets are plentiful and delivered with a heavy dose of attitude and humor. Would you expect anything less?
"It’s all about maintenance,” says Rinna, washing her face with a foamy cleanser before layering on Dr. Barbara Sturm's hyaluronic acid, glow drops, and anti-pollution elixir to shield "all the bad boogie out there." Brightening serum gets her melasma "gone girl." Then, Rinna, who preaches sun safety to her daughters, Amelia Gray and Delilah Hamlin, spreads on a thin veil of Elta MD tinted sunscreen, covers her neck in Renée Rouleau's thick, creamy Intensive Firming Neck Creme, and then seals everything in with Augustinus Bader's The Cream. "All of this is important for your skin, but I truly believe it also starts from the inside, so when I’ve overdone it, or I’ve had late nights, I’ve maybe had a few too many cocktails, my skin will show it,” admits Rinna, who emphasizes that eating clean, drinking plenty of water, and working out are all part of the clear, luminous skin equation.
"By watching RuPaul’s Drag Race, I have learned a lot," says Rinna, who turns her hand to makeup, blending on Kevyn Aucoin's Sensual Skin Enhancer concealer, matte foundation, creamy contour, and translucent powder under the eyes to "bake" away any darkness. “On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills they shoot with high definition and that’s scary by the way—it’s frightening," laughs Rinna. "We need more coverage when we’re working. So listen, I’m not afraid to load it up.” To add warmth, she sweeps on a tawny bronzer and then NARS's cult classic Orgasm blush for a "Hi, I've just had sex!" glow, adding that her Instagram-famous mom, Lois, always told her: “You'll feel a lot better if you just put a little blush on!”
To fill in her brows, she reaches for one of Anastasia Beverly Hills's brow pencils, administering lightweight strokes for pitch-perfect arches. "Harry loves thick brows," says Rinna of her husband Harry Hamlin's appreciation for a lush set. "He’d would happy if I had a unibrow, but sorry Harry, you’re not gonna get a unibrow, Harry.” To smoke out her eyes, she reaches for Urban Decay's Naked Heat eyeshadow palette, going down the line of amber neutral pigments, layering them on to bring out her sparkling hazel gaze. To make her eyes really "pop," she tightlines her waterlines with a warm brown Laura Mercier Caviar Stick. “I’m told Angelina Jolie does it, so if she does it, I’m gonna do it,” she says.
Saving the best step for last, it's time for Rinna to play up her most famous asset: Her plush pout. Using her new three-step Rinna Beauty lip kit in pinky nude Troublemaker, she overlines her lips, swipes on a layer of lipstick, and slicks on lip gloss—and lots of it—to complete her look."
"Taking to her Twitter page on Wednesday, Brandi responded to some recent comments the former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star made about her as Lisa revealed on her podcast, All Things Vanderpump, how she felt about Brandi exposing her supposed hookups with Denise Richards.
“[Denise]’s got children and she’s got a husband. [Brandi] never needed to ever say anything. I understand [her not wanting to be the other woman] but then don’t bring it up,” Lisa said of the issue.
“Dear LVP You continually when on talk shows saying that I was irrelevant and you wouldn’t talk about me… but now on your OWN podcast you’re choosing to talk about me constantly so which is it?” Brandi questioned on Twitter. “Also you have no idea what happened between Denise &I you were not there remember?”
NEW YORK
“He’s a very interesting guy who used to play rugby for England. He’s 6’6’, and tall and blonde and blue-eyed. He’s pretty manly. He’s been in the army and he’s a real guy,” Luann said. She added that with a previous marriage of 15 years under his belt, he’s “got some experience,” which she finds “very helpful.”
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