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Please hear me out... My daughter and I have watched you for years (we love all of you so much and you're a daily part of our lives through old and new videos) and we used to watch this other person as well. He used to do some of the same stuff that's going on now and he is still doing this stuff to this day. This person and his wife love to find "abandoned" safes (of all shapes, types and sizes), find hidden tunnels and buildings, loves spy gadgets and uses them all the time (and has had a pair of those spy binoculars in the past) and has been posting about them for over two years. He also currently has a "hacker" on his channel that he's trying to figure out who he is and why he does what he does, even sneaking into his house and through hidden crawl spaces in his house. We put two and two together last night when my 15 yr old daughter Carys (Care-iss) reminded me of who some of the people were in an old video and who was around when this started. Ironically he was hired on there for a while and was doing this same bit on his channel with his wife. I remembered when he found an abandoned safe in a crawl space in their house when it was new and it linked up for us. The time line fits with this person being around there and the time stuff started, along with all of the spy gadgets (that he loves and has tons off), THE COW INJECTION VACCINE GUN (that you can buy online...anywhere), the old key fob since he is an ex-employee, he knows his way around the studio and where all of the nest cams are, he knows the address of Hi5 studios (and yes you can cheat the system by posting the same address on both to avoid paying postage, since it goes back to the return address), is the same height and build of the intruder and such and has the mentality to keep a bit going for so long since he is still doing a similar bit on his channel for over 2 years now, knows his way around cars since he has a hacker car and redid a tesla into a DeLorean AND last but not least, he worked in blue base so he had all the time in the world to plant stuff everywhere. He also has a long running series that has also tied into Rebecca Zamolo's Game Master series and since he worked at Hi5, now this series. See below for who D could be. So, we think this is the work of Chad Wild Clay! Check out his videos and go back years and you'll see so many similarities. We have a feeling about who D is.
Now on to the back story of why this all may be happeneing...
D could be Daniel Ferri, better known online as Daniel Gizmo (formerly PZ1 and Exposing Project Zorgo), is a YouTuber who works with Chad Wild Clay, Vy Qwaint, Regina-Spy Ninjas and formerly Melvin Pz9 The Best Fighter, and Rebecca Zamolo has since been added to the group. They are trying to take down a hacker organization callled Project Zorgo. Project Zorgo is the hacker that Chad Wild Clay and 5 others have been dealing with for over two years now. They are in on all of the spy stuff, abandoned safes, cars, houses, building, etc... Its not real, so don't worry.
From Chad Wild Clay's Spy Ninja site...
The Spy Ninjas are a team of YouTubers on a quest to stop Project Zorgo, an evil organization of hackers, from taking control of YouTube and the internet. The Spy Ninjas combine martial arts, stealth, detective work, and hacking to uncover Project Zorgo’s secret plans and prevent the hacker group’s missions. The team of best friends document their daily adventures, battles, games and challenges via five YouTube videos every week. The Spy Ninjas value bravery, loyalty and honesty above all. The Spy Ninjas are helped by millions of viewers across the world who carefully investigate hacker activity by watching each video closely for clues and using the Spy Ninja Network mobile app. From their homes, those Spy Ninjas viewers alert Chad, Vy, Daniel and Regina of any potential danger by commenting on the videos.
Thr spy ninjas, aka The Sacred Six are...
Chad - Chad Wild Clay is co-founder of the Spy Ninjas, who uses his martial arts to defend himself and his friends from dangerous hackers. Alongside his wife, Vy Qwaint, Chad has defeated countless hackers with strength, speed and smarts. Chad gained his skills with ninja gadgets
Vy - Chad's wife, loves her lock picking kit like the one that was sent to Hi5. Vy Qwaint is co-founder of the Spy Ninjas, who uses her bravery and stealth to investigate evil plans, gather vital clues, and rescue anyone in danger. As the tiniest Spy Ninja, Vy can go undetected, hiding in the smallest of spaces. Alongside her husband, Chad Wild Clay, Vy also uses martial arts skills to defeat hackers. Resourceful Vy can build gadgets out of common household items and is a lock-picking expert.
Daniel- Daniel is a former Project Zorgo hacker who quit the evil organization to join the Spy Ninjas. The overly confident technology expert, formerly known as PZ1, uses his gadget watch, drone and hacking skills to monitor Project Zorgo’s activity and to thwart their missions. He is a self-proclaimed “expert” on many things including lie-detecting.
Regina- a former Project Zorgo hacker who left to join the Spy Ninjas. The expert hacker, formerly known as PZ4, is also a master of disguise. Her ability to go deep undercover, combined with her inside knowledge of Project Zorgo has helped the Spy Ninjas defeat hackers on dangerous missions.
Melvin - a former Project Zorgo hacker, whose values of clout, fame and friendship led him to join the Spy Ninjas. Formerly known as PZ9 The Best Fighter, Melvin uses his advanced martial arts skills to take down oncoming hackers. Melvin loudly wants to be the most popular YouTuber, without having to follow anyone’s rules. He’s formed a bond with the Spy Ninjas, joining a band with his watch-wearing bro Daniel and his foe-turned-friend Chad.
Rebecca Zamolo- newest member who for a year had a Game Master Series on her channel where she was basically living out a real life escape room that she supposedly designed and played but "can't remember" doing it. Her series and Chad's have now crossed paths since the Game Master is after Zorgo in some videos, so now she is part of the Zorgo series as well.
So many similarities.
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I've played a lot of Watch Dogs: Legion the past few weeks (my final playtime clocked in at around 63 hours), and I'd like to share some of my final thoughts on the game while the thoughts are still fresh. Would love to hear yours as well.
If you prefer watching to reading, this video dives into the game in closer detail with gameplay footage examples.
Here are some of my thoughts (Spoiler Warning):
• The tutorial does a great job walking you through a lot of the core gameplay mechanics and gives you a nice opportunity to mess around with your controls and graphic settings. It's a really well-designed tutorial. Not to mention the phenomenal benchmark on the menu screen which I hope becomes a common practice in all triple-A games moving forward (recently bought AC Valhalla and it's in there, too, so it looks like Ubisoft is all-in with that feature, which is terrific).
I read in an interview with one of the lead developers where he said that they had specific intent to give the players a slew of non-lethal options, and I really do appreciate that. Because in a game where the idea is to essentially fight for the people, it would feel really weird to be gunning around the streets of London with an AK and a grenade launcher (though you can totally do that if that's how you want to play). I mean, I understand the lines are a little blurred when you have your spiderbot climbing up someone's leg, up their torso, then swaddling their face with all 8 of its metal legs and shocking every nerve in their body, but hey, the game says its non-lethal so at least I can sustain my disbelief for that reason. The only issue is that the non-lethal guns in the tech tree all feel WAY too weak. In fact, I was worried whenever I was about to do a main-story mission that the game was going to throw too many enemies at me to be able to handle effectively with the electric weapons, so I steered toward using characters with real guns only so I had some sort of self-defense, which I think hinders the game's design because that cuts out a large chunk of potential characters.
• The fact you cannot walk and listen to audio logs or podcasts is not only terrible for the player but a terrible disservice to the creative team who put a lot of work and effort into that material. I wanted to listen to them but could not justify sitting on the menu screen for minutes upon minutes on end -- even in real life I'm doing something while I listen to podcasts. The material I did listen to, though, was pretty well done. It's a real shame there wasn't better implementation for audio logs.
• I strongly believe how much you liked the people on your team heavily influenced how much you like the game overall. I made it a point to not recruit anybody I did not like and to even remove people who I didn't want on my team anymore, which included Mark, the guy I started with. The cast of characters I put together were people I cared about. People I would hate to see die. Playing on iron man mode, there was no more emotional moment in the game for me, including at the end of the game with Bagley, than when my recruit, Edmond, died in a super unexpected, unanticipated fashion. I played almost exclusively as Edmund the first 10 hours of the game since I got bonus ETO for every person he recruited, and I went HARD with recruiting at the start. So when he died in that super anti-cinematic, super unexpected, super sudden way… and I realized he was just gone -- the guy who I pretty much considered to be the main protagonist of my game… I don't know there's something about the fact that nobody knew the connection I had to that character more than me. Not the game, not the developers, not anyone. He was just some random NPC I grew to feel connected with and like that he was gone. That's a type of moment is unique to Watch Dogs: Legion and the way it's designed (though I have heard strategy games, like XCOM, have a lot of similarities in this regard).
• One big knock against the "play-as-anyone-you-meet" system in Watch Dogs Legion is that as your team grows, you realize that all the ops are pretty interchangeable. There are the few ops that standout like the spy, the drone expert, the beekeeper, the protest rallier… but they're too few and still too homogenous for my liking. In the midst of all of that you're going to have ops that feel pretty samey. Maybe one has shorter hack cooldowns. Maybe one has a car. Maybe one has a g36 or a really good shock rifle like the MPX. But there's still not enough differentiation at that point, especially considering how much voice acting gets reused in the game. The background bios are cool but almost assuredly procedurally generated, so there's no personal touch to those either. I just wish they had more distinct ops like the beekeeper or the anarchist. More distinct ops with standout unique abilities would've given each op on your team a more dissimilar, specific personality, even with everything else staying the way it is. Also would've added more gameplay variety, though I am pretty happy with the gameplay in its current state.
• The fact you can recruit anyone and everyone in the world is a neat thing to say in a marketing ad, but when you actually play the game and realize at what cost that scale comes with -- that being the loss of sense of touch to the characters you play as apart from your own "head cannon" you create for the character, like I had with Edmond, and not to mention the procedurally generated missions the game decides to put you through because the game wants you to do some sort of work to earn the reward of getting that member to join your team… then that's when you might start to skip the conversations, fast travel to the other side of the map where the character's recruitment mission is, and not feel any sense of impact or meaning behind the actions you're performing to help the potential recruit out. And that sucks. But the first 10 to 15 hours where each of those recruitment missions feel unique and tailored before you really realize what's going on under the hood -- those 10 to 15 hours are incredible. And to be fair, this game doesn't serve itself to be played for 60-plus hours. You can, and I did, but the best experience for this game to me without a doubt is a 15 to 35-hour experience. In that time span you get out just when you start to see the make-up fade but while the make-ups on, I think Watch Dogs: Legion is a great experience.
• Watch Dogs: Legion is one of the best looking games I have ever played. Is this in large part because of its technical capabilities compared to other games and because it's the first game I've played since I upgraded my PC? Yes. But nevertheless, playing this game with raytracing on is just eye candy. I'm not an expert on all the GPU technicalities, but if Watch Dogs: Legion is any indication of the next generation of gaming, I think this next generation of games are going to be a significant step visually. I never knew how much reflections mattered until I played this game. Thankfully, it's pretty rainy in London so the puddles were plenty, and boy did those puddles do a good job showing off just how much the new GPUs are capable of. I know better-looking puddles is a meme, and I was in the same camp… until I actually played a game with great looking puddles lol. I also remember flying a cargo drone around one of the big towers in the game, just completely in awe. If you get a new card or one of the new consoles and you want to see what your hardware is capable of -- Watch Dogs: Legion will not disappoint you. I used to think high framerate trumped all, and I still think that's the case in competitive multiplayer games, but for immersive single-player experiences, I'm not so sure anymore. Was it unpleasant to have the frames drop when turning on a busy street intersection? Yes, it was. But holy sh*t those reflections though.
• Aside from the graphics, the art and style of how Ubisoft designed near-future London is very impressive. My jaw dropped the first time I walked through Piccadilly Circus. And I was in awe when I came upon Chinatown and saw that AR dragon. The ferris wheel… Big Ben, the bridges, the river views. I loved flying above the city on top of a cargo drone, gawking at how beautiful nighttime London was. I loved walking down random London streets watching the cars zip to and from, and watching the parcel drones above my head fly towards their destinations to deliver the packages they were holding. Playing with a soccer ball at the local park while the radio played next to me -- all while I enjoyed the beautiful outdoors of the city. Of course, not everything is bright in jovial since London is in a surveillance state, so you see the protest rallies and the overly aggressive officers and the homeless people. It's an interesting clash of tones. But rarely is real-life either always happy or always depressing -- though I guess that depends on your own personal views of life. To me, both exist in the real world, and both can exist in the game -- so from that aspect I'm not shooting down the clashing tones the game has incorporated in it. Apparently, people from London have said that the game does a great job representing London and its boroughs, and that doesn't surprise me. Say what you will about Ubisoft, but they do a phenomenal job recreating real-life places with their own fictitious twists for you to immerse yourself in. I loved setting my car to auto-drive and watching the city breathe.
• Let's talk about the gameplay. So let me start off by saying that I think Ubisoft gets some unfair slack. Generally, I think the minute-to-minute action in Ubisoft games is at the very least enjoyable. The issue is that the mission design and other design elements take that enjoyable gameplay loop and copy-paste it over and over with little divergent characteristics from one gameplay sequence to another. I had an absolute blast with the main gameplay loop in Watch Dogs: Legion. It may not come off in its presentation but, depending on how you play the game, Watch Dogs: Legion's gameplay is an outstanding stealth game. It really rewards your creativity and intelligence as a player. Before infiltrating an area, you're often given an objective and it's up to you to piece together how you're going to accomplish it. This isn't anything new in Ubisoft games. In Assassin's Creed, it's the objective of assassinating a target. In Far Cry, it's killing all the enemies in an outpost. And in Watch Dogs: Legion, it's hacking some piece of software, destroying a vehicle, downloading some secure data, etc. But playing Watch Dogs: Legion made me realize why I enjoy Ubisoft games so much, despite the obvious repetition. It's because it rewards you for your ingenuity. It gives you an objective and constraints and says "figure it out." Watch Dogs: Legion in particular, however, fosters emergent gameplay better than the other two, where each element of the gameplay is relatively simple on its own, but can come together in really cool, complex ways that you yourself are head engineering as the hacker. I don't want to oversell it -- you do press Q and the enemy immediately looks at their phone for 10 seconds, but let me walk you through some of what I'm talking about.
The way you are hopping through the different cameras to survey the area… then hacking a shock drone to get within download range of the key you might need later. Then using that shock drone to zap one of the red control panels to unlock a door. Then using the AR cloak to get by a really busy part of the restricted area. Setting traps and blowing gas tanks to not only take out an enemy, but draw attention away from where you're heading. Coming up behind an enemy and choking them to sleep, drop-kicking them and even Stone Cold Stunning them. Or even just going the traditional route of putting a silencer on your pistol and taking enemies out silentily, one by one, then cloaking their body afterwards. Each time there's a mission to accomplish and you have to piece together a permutation of events using the weapons and electronics at your disposable to get the job done (and in a non-lethal way, if you're playing like that). I'll say it again because it's probably the main reason I enjoyed Watch Dogs: Legion as much as I did: I love how much Watch Dogs: Legion rewards you as the player for your creativity and your intelligence. Is the open mission design structure present in Watch Dogs: Legion anything new or anything we haven't seen before in other games? Absolutely not. In fact, it's probably a core design philosophy in Ubisoft games. But I don't think it works as good in those Ubisoft games as it works here in Watch Dogs: Legion. The way its executed in this near future setting where intelligence and information are crucial in your attack as you hop onto the cams and hack into the drones to scout ahead, planning your next move in real time. It's pretty tactical and can get very tense and exciting, especially if you're playing as a character you like and permadeath is on. One slip up and it's over. In a lot of ways and particularly in that respect, Watch Dogs: Legion reminds me most of Ubisoft's multiplayer shooter, Rainbow: Six Siege -- which is kind of weird to say.
The issue is that the gameplay doesn't hold up that ingenuity once you hit around the 20 hour mark. You start going to the same areas and seeing the same paths to completion. The challenge is lost and the novelty is worn. And that sucks. That's why when I recommend this game to other people I'm going to tell them -- hey, Watch Dogs: Legion is a really fun game but don't overstay your welcome with it. Because the game gets less and less pretty the longer you play it… but boy are those first 15 hours beautiful.
• The borough missions are a nice change of pace. It's a pretty gamey system -- accomplish three tasks in a borough and then you unlock a final mission that, once you beat, liberates that mission's respective sector of the map -- but the fact it's a gamey system is okay with me. I like the variety that the different borough missions bring. From scaling Big Ben with a spiderbot, to racing through the streets with a car in Tower Hamlets and with a high-speed modified drone in Islington & Hackney, to navigating a parcel drone through a 3D maze in Southwark. But fuck that mission where you have to defend the Millennium Wheel with that CT drone, oh my gosh.
• Melee combat was simple-but-crisp. The punching sound effect had a nice pop, and the slow-motion dodges added a cool cinematic effect. It's not Batman, but that's okay. Melee combat is the core of that game and it's a complementary gameplay system here. The fighting arena missions where the hand-to-hand combat is the central focus are a bit too long and not all that fun… but damn did they do a good job with the presentation in those missions. The gunplay isn't DOOM or Battlefield, but Watch Dogs: Legion also isn't a first-person shooter and I think gunplay is a lot harder to accomplish in a third-person shooter. So for a third-person shooter, I found the gunplay serviceable, except for the horrendous bullet damage dropoff on some guns and the bit-too-weak electric guns. I found all six of the gadgets to be very enjoyable to use. The electro-fist is frickin sick, the missile drone is badass, especially if you're playing as a drone expert and time the cooldowns in tandem with your drone dive bomb. And the electro-shock trap is a good general grenade option. You get to choose what I consider one of the two strongest gadgets from the outset in either the spiderbot or the AR cloak.
• With everything else there is to unlock in the tech store I'm sure a lot of players were content with using only the spiderbot or the AR cloak and ignoring the rest of the gadgets, which is another game design flaw. I didn't have too much of a problem with the weapons, the upgrades, and the hack unlocks in the tech store, but I also wasn't particularly excited to go out and grind for tech points. If I really enjoy the core gameplay in a game -- and I really enjoyed the core gameplay in Watch Dogs: Legion -- then usually I'll enjoy putting the time in to grind for unlockables. I spent an hour here or there riding a cargo drone around town and picking up tech points just to take a break from the action, but I truly had no desire to grind for any of those tech abilities. Sure the tech abilities helped but it's not like I needed any of them to progress through the game or had a burning desire to unlock any of them. They made the game easier, in some cases a lot easier -- which is arguably a good thing to a lot of players -- but for a system that's supposed to be the main source of the player's grind, I did not find the system captivating and I would have been all for grinding for those tech points if I found the unlocks to be more exciting. In Far Cry 2, a game designed by the same exact lead game designer as Watch Dogs: Legion, Clint Hocking, I grinded for those gems because I wanted the badass one-hit-kill sniper or the silenced MP5 or the stealth suit. Here, the grind is running around the city spamming your hack button to profile each individual and see if they have any abilities worth recruiting over. And that's not fun at all.
• Not only does the story have serious flaws, but so does the storytelling. Pressing Q and watching an AR reconstruction as Bagley and my character babble on for two minutes does not connect with me in any way. It's boring. It's void of life. The DedSec agent you track down, Angel -- you never see him apart from the AR reconstruction where he might as well be a Superhot NPC at that point. The only time you see him is when he's dead. Sure it sucks this former DedSec op is dead, but I don't know him and I don't have any connection to him, so that's going to limit how much I care. Why not have done something with Dalton -- a character you play as at the very start and have some connection with instead of killing him off and focusing on some random DedSec op named Angel? What a lost opportunity.
• I have to mention the final borough mission for Nine Elms where you go explore a dark, underground Power Plant. Personally, I loved how dark and atmospheric that mission was, and I will not forget that sick feeling I had when I walked into the hidden prison and found humans being caged in pitch black by Albion. It was easily one of the most stunning moments in all of the game and definitely a very emotional one. Fantastic stuff. But you can't interact with them. You can't talk to them. They might as well be chickens in a chicken coop. All you can do is kill the Albion security guard watching over them and then hack into his computer. Then fireworks start flying above the city and people are jumping and celebrating? Then you magically spawn outside again. What the fuck? Where are the people I just saved? Let me talk with one of them. Let them tell me "Thank you for saving my life" and let me say to them "Don't worry about it DedSec's job. Helping the people of London." But no. Instead, I teleport to the quest giver, and we both trade smiles and laughs. If that doesn't highlight the tonality issue in this game, then I don't know what will.
• From the get-go, Skye Larsen fascinated me. A being only present through a hologram, creator of my friend AI in the game, Bagley, and CEO of a neural mapping tech company with the potential to change the world -- seemingly for the better.
You hack into her house and meet her house AI, then power on the elevator that takes you to the basement which for some reason turns out to be The Hunter's Dream from Bloodborne but many, many years later? I just went with it. Proceeded into the house. And the events in the house were pretty much the only times I was fully engaged with the AR reconstruction and highly anticipating what was going to happen next in the mission. Both Skye and Sinead, her mother, were voiced incredibly well and the fact you're in their house, or what appears to be their house, standing between the same four walls those two were standing in… watching the AR reconstruction play out what had happened on her mother's deathbed as the sheets of blood still lay there wrinkled on the floor and while Skye's workbenches are still there set up adjacent to the bedstead. Realizing that spiderbots and descendants of Skye's dog… Then you enter her secret lab in the basement where you find that amazing table with the holographic map of London on it. Next to that, you see chambers holding people in them and you're left to guess what sick, twisted acts she's been up to. Then finally, you end Sinead's misery. It's a very well done segment of the game and I felt a tremendous amount of emotion playing through it. Some of Ubisoft's best storytelling to date.
Unfortunately, a lot of this quest is ruined for me because of its ending. Whether you kill Skye or not, the same thing happens. Nowt shows up at the safe house and proceeds to give you access to 404 side missions, even if you don't side with her. And either way Skye eventually dies, either by you killing her or Broca Tech shutting down her AI. So why is this decision in the game!? To make it feel like we, the player's, action's matter -- even though in reality they don't? I'm tempted to call it deceptive. Are you guys cool with this? This is something I'm really curious about your guys' take on.
I also think there's too little gray area in that decision to make it a tough choice. Which is fine -- there doesn't need to be gray area. It could be a Mass Effect thing where you're playing as a good guy or bad guy… except for the fact that no matter how you want to play, DedSec will always be referred to as the good guys in the game and so playing as the bad guy creates narrative dissonance. Does anyone really think siding with Skye is a reasonably humane choice? Sure, the technology could be used for the good of humanity, but with Skye as the CEO, it's obvious from going through her house that that's not the case and humanity is almost assuredly better off without Project Daybreak if Skye's history is any indication of the future. The decision to kill or side with Skye is just a weird inclusion by Ubisoft, to me.
• Let's discuss the epilogue with Bagley and Bradley. It was so messed up to see what Skye did to her own brother. It obviously made me hate Skye Larsen even more. It was awful what she did to her mom and her dog, but I knew who the third person was. He wasn't just another house member of Skye used to push the narrative forward. He was a friend I made over the course of the last 60-plus hours.
It did feel a bit rushed. It was a quick 3 or 4 minutes in and out of the hospital, and then things go back to normal. But it was the epilogue so I can't fault it for that too much. The photograph mission leading up to it wasn't bad, per se, but I think it should've given more of a hint for each picture. Part of me respects Ubisoft for not putting in objective markers and forcing you to really know the landscape of the world for the bonus material, but not all of the pictures were pictures of noticeable landmarks like the ferris wheel, and that made it really difficult.
So yes, the epilogue was good. And yes, it made me hate Skye Larsen even more. But let me propose something to you. Imagine if the Bagley epilogue quest, or some similar variation of it, was placed after you went through Skye Larsen's house but before you go off to kill her. Imagine how much more connected you would have felt with Bagley through the rest of that game. Imagine how much more you would have despised Skye Larsen and how much more satisfying it would have been to kill her. Your emotional amplitude would have been even higher than it already was from seeing her mom and dog turn into AI. Killing Skye is already a great moment, but if you had seen what she did to your AI friend before you went off to kill her, then killing Skye would have been incredibly emotional, incredibly affecting, and incredibly climactic. And instead of feeling much closer to Bagley right before you're about to say goodbye to the game, you feel closer to him all throughout the rest of the game and right up until the end. Which brings me to the ending. Now continuing on with that hypothetical scenario I've laid out (first Skye's house, then epilogue mission (or a variation), then kill Skye), imagine if when you pull the plug on Bagley at the end… he actually stayed dead and didn't come back to life 30 seconds later. How much better would the story have become just from those changes? Killing Bagley at the end of the game was heartbreaking. Like I said earlier, he was my favorite NPC in the game. If I would have played the epilogue prior to killing him, I'm guessing I would have borderline cried. That would have made the scene even more impactful than it already was. But the reason I really, really dislike the ending of the game is not because of anything it does in the ending -- it's because of what it does after what it does in the ending. Any emotion of sadness and loss I felt when I pressed E and finally said goodbye to Bagley completely disappeared when he popped back up on the safehouse screen moments later. It felt cheap. Extremely cheap. Let the character die. Let the game end. Put that epilogue earlier in the story. But no. This is purely reckless speculation and I hope… dear God I hope I'm being overly cynical here, but I feel like that's not possible because Ubisoft wants you to still be in the world after you finish the game to do the missions you missed so you can still have the opportunity to put money into the game's store, because your chances of putting money into the game's store if the game were to end after you pulled the plug on Bagley and returned to the title screen are close to zero. Is that why Bagley had to stay alive? I don't know. Either way, to me the ending of the game is tragic, but not in the way it was supposed to be tragic. It sucks. I feel robbed of my emotion.
• Nigel Cass falls into the issue I see way too often with antagonists in works of fiction, and something we see earlier with Mary Kelley -- he's too evil. To the point of absurdity. And he didn't have to be portrayed that way. His backstory is that his father was killed by gang members which put him on the path of revenge by taking the law into his own hands. An interesting backstory that unfortunately does not get developed at all and it could've really helped his characterization if it was delved into more. As it stands, he just comes off as another one-dimensional Saturday morning cartoon villain, which is a shame because, again, he had the potential to be a really interesting antagonist like Skye. At least his boss fight was somewhat enjoyable. Though, the game does rely on the network bypass puzzles a few times too many for my liking, along with the AR reconstructions and area defense missions. Also, I was hoping Nigel was a bit more of a juggernaut. You take him down in one clip.
• And finally, let's talk about Zero Day and Sabine Brandt. So Zero Day starts off the game with a big bang. Literally. But then pretty much goes without mention until the end of the game. They're brought up in the game every now and again, but I think I forgot about them for most of the playthrough until the very end when the big reveal happens. It's a reveal that I probably should have seen coming but didn't. You never see Sabine in person until after the reveal. She was the only one who stayed alive after the Zero Day attack. There are hints here and there in the main story. And she doesn't even show up at the team party… that's when it was clear.
Sabine's premise for why she's doing what she's doing does, at the very least, stop and make you think for a moment. Society is completely messed up right now because of harsh surveillance by Albion through the government, homelessness is widespread, and technology has become tyrannical. She wants to restart society from the ground up. Yes, she has to commit mass murder but to her the ends justify the means. And who are you to judge her for killing when you yourself have killed plenty in your playthrough? I really liked Sabine's ending. I just wish they had more Zero Day appearances throughout the game. Let me hear more of Zero Day talking about their philosophy of rebuilding London from the ground up and less of them talking with Mary Kelley about purchasing explosives just to move the story forward. Keep me interested in Zero Day instead of having me forget about them until the end. Keep me curious.
So those are my thoughts! Overall, I had a good time with the game. However, it definitely had some issues that I felt needed airing. And just to be clear, I did not try to slight the game just for the sake of criticizing it. These are my honest thoughts after reflecting on the time I spent with the game. Please do share your own thoughts!
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2020.11.13 01:28 Weinstein312 Real spy cam life

E2: Bodacious Boat Bros

[Catch episode one here](https://www.reddit.com/Totaldrama/comments/js0mbv/my_shitty_ass_walmart_total_drama_season_total/)
[Topher]
Last time on the BEST season of Total Drama -
We were introduced to our cast of 20 contestants with some that may or may not be inanimate objects. Even though it was only the first episode, DRAMA was in the air. After a thrilling water race, the contestants split into 3 teams - Team Alejandro, Team Death, and Team Mama Why, Why Mama Why.
Right now, the teams are getting ready to begin the first challenge - which is yet to be announced. Stay tuned, and make sure to catch this thrilling episode of TOTAL. DRAMA.
LEGENDS.
[Total Drama Legends Intro]
[Topher]
Contestants. Gather ‘round.
We are about to begin our first team challenge of Total Drama Legends. This challenge will in fact end with somebody going home, so be sure to give it your A-game!
As you can see, each dock has an array of different materials to be used to build stuff. Team Alejandro, since your team arrived first, you get the best of the best. Team Death, you guys are in the middle of the spectrum with building wood. And Team Mama Why, since your team arrived last, you get to deal with items that can barely be considered building materials at all! (camera cuts to glitter and straw) Have fun with that, ha ha.
Now for the real challenge!
Teams, you will be building a boat. It won’t just be a boat though. As you know, the budget for this season wasn’t terrifically high, so we couldn’t exactly afford sleeping quarters.
[Keith]
But I thought you said that we’re gonna sleep in the Topher Tank!
[Topher]
Yeah, that’s for the winning team ONLY. Originally we were going to have everyone else wing it in the ocean, but the lawyers were all up on our backs about that, so… For the first challenge, you will be building your sleeping quarters for the rest of the season! Woohoo!
[Zeke]
Yo yo yo! Then, how’s a team supposed to win the challenge, eh?
[Topher]
Good question, Zeke. We’re gonna pit each team’s boat in a race. The team that makes it to the finish line first wins immunity, and the team that finishes last… Well… it’s the Lonely Drift Off of Shame for one unlucky member! Oh and be sure to watch out for some -hazards- in the water! How’s that? I’m like Chris, isn’t this fun?
[Duncan]
Needs more piranhas.

and electric eels.
[Topher]
Well, I’m sorry, Duncan. Piranhas weren’t in the bargain bin. But don’t you worry your bushy unibrow over a thing. These hazards will be something, alright. (evil snicker)
>Blaineley<
This challenge is going to be such a pushover. With Jose following my every whim, even if we lose, I’ll have control over the poor schmuck that goes home. Yeah, I told Mama I’d help her get Jose out, but I don’t think I’m ready to do that… Yet.
*Gasp* Am I the HEATHER of this season? (shudder) I hope nobody’s thinking that. That brat wishes she was me!
>Jose<
I’ve already masterfully manipulated both DJ’s Mother and the blonde one. All I need to do is get one more fool on my side, and I’ll have the majority. And then? The elimination ceremony will be under my command!
*Gasp* Am I the ALEJANDRO of this season? (shudder) I sure hope nobody’s thinking that. That idiota wishes he was me!
[TEAM ALEJANDRO EMBLEM]
[SHOT OF THE TEAM. Zeke is examining a book upside down, Jose is approaching Owen’s Mom, the other team members are looking at the materials, which are made of aluminum and a jackhammer. BCC is lying immobile at the edge of the dock. It’s like he doesn’t exist. He makes a muffled groan.)
[Owem’s Mom]
This challenge sure seems like a doozy, doesn’t it Alejandro?
[Jose]
(holding back rage) Silly Owen’s Mom, that’s my brother! I’m the far superior Jose!
[Owen’s Mom]
Sorry, Joe. Hey, can I call you Joe? It’s easier to pronounce, ha ha.
>Jose<
How dare she call me “Joe”. The only person who’s ever called me that was my detestable brother. But… Just for now, I’ll allow it. For the sake of the master-manipulation at hand. Like a shark.
[Jose]
Why, of course! Joe… What a beautiful name! Speaking of beautiful names, I have a feeling your name is quite a beautiful one(unlike my brother Alejandro’s name, which is not beautiful).
[Owen’s Mom]
Oh, well, Owen’s Mom is my name!
[Jose]
It is?! Well, I’ve never heard a lovelier one in my life! Anyways, how would you like to be in an alliance with me? I could guarantee your safety from elimination for quite a while if you were to accept.
[Owen’s Mom]
Sure thing, hookums. Want some cheese? (pulls out cheese)
>Jose<
Score one, for Jose.

Where does she… Where does she store that cheese?
[Zeke]
(Holding EZ BOAT manual in hands upside down) This book says Ecneirepxe gnireenigne dnah tsrif evah ot deen uoy
Wow. Dunno what language this is, but it sure is beautiful, eh?
[Blaineley]
That’s because you’re holding it upside down, dimwit.
[Mama]
Hey! Be nice to the poor boy! He’s just learning!
>Mama<
That boy reminds me of how Devon Joseph acted in the Second Grade! (Sigh) I miss those days... DJ used to stuff glue in his pocket because he wanted “Ice Cream for the Road”.
[Blaineley]
Give me that! (snatches book)
Uch, this book uses too many science words!
Hey bubble boy! You’re smart! Tell us what this book says!
[BCC]
(muffled) HUH?
(Blaineley places the closed book on BCC’s incapacitated body)
(muffled) Uh…
(Book slides off of him into the water)
(muffled) No!!!!
(book sinks under the water)
[Jose]
Great! You lost us the book! Such incompetencia!
[Blaineley]
Nice going, bubble boy!
[BCC]
(muffled groan)
[Zeke]
(sparks light up Zeke’s eyes)
(Zeke dives into the water, the music cue that plays when someone does something awesome plays)
(Zeke pops out of the water with the book)
I GOT IT, YO!
[Mama]
Yeah! Mah hero!
[Jose]
Heh. Not bad, kid.
>Zeke<
WOOHOOHOO! My chances of going home first today are next to zero! My chances of winning just skyrocketed!
[Owen’s Mom]
Well, It’s kind of soggy, but still readable. Nice one, youngin!
[Blaineley]
At least we know not to trust this dweeb to hold anything anymore. (points to BCC)
[BCC]
(muffled) WHAT?!
(muffled groan)
[Cut to TEAM DEATH]
[Sadness]
Me and Pes, like, took relaxational boat-making classes, so leave it to us.
[Duncan]
Relaxational boat-making classes? Heh. Sounds like something Harold would do for fun.
[Pestilence]
This poser clearly doesn’t appreciate the art of meditation.
[Sadness]
I wish there were more on our team like DR.
[Pestilence]
Yeah. So hot.
[Duncan]
Wait. DR?
[Sadness]
Stands for Duncan Rock.
[Pestilence]
Guess he’s the one with all of the brains, too.
(Duncan rolls his eyes)
[Keith]
So you’re saying you two got this whole thing in the bag? With your boat training whatever?
[Pestilence]
Yeah.
[Keith]
Alright then. How about me and Brady do some espionage? Wouldn’t it be a shame if something were to happen to the other teams’ boats?
[Sadness]
(Sigh). I don’t care. Just leave us alone in peace. (puts hand around Duncan Rock)
>Duncan<
GAHHH. What do those goths see in him?!
He’s just a rock!

It’s just a rock. It. Not he, it.
[Keith]
Perfect.
Come on, Brady-boy. Let’s go create some chaos. Follow me to dock 3!
[Brady]
Whatever you say, BEST FRIEND.
(Keith and Brady jump into the water)
[Brett]
HEY STEVE. (calls to dock 3)
[TEAM MAMA WHY EMBLEM]
[Steve]
YEAH BRO. (calls to dock 2)
[Brett (off screen)]
YOU NEED ANY HELP?
[Steve]
Uh…
(looks at his team. Manitoba, Willy Wonka, and Robot are not able to participate in this challenge. Leshaniqua is pouring glitter in her hair, and DJ is sobbing and hugging DJ Cushion)
MAYBE A LITTLE..?
[Brett]
AIGHT BRO, I’M COMING OVER.
(Brett jumps into the water. He rushes past Keith and Brady.)
[Keith]
Hey, what do you think you-
(Brett ignores him, splashing water as a result of his fast swimming.)

Hmm… Brady, you’re my best friend right?
[Brady]
Uh-huh.
[Keith]
That means you trust me, right?
[Brady]
Yeah, brother!
>Brady<
I don’t think Keith’s had a lot of friends before. I mean, best friends with someone on the first day of meeting them? But there’s no point in making him sad over it, so I’ll just go along with it. He’s chill anyway. You know, when he’s not staring evilly into the distance.
[Keith]
I think Brett is BAD NEWS. I mean look at him, helping the other team! He could cost us the win. If we lose, he’s out of here, got it?
[Brady]
I guess, but it seems like he’s just helping a brother in need, you know? I respect that.
>Keith<
Am I the only SANE person on my team?! That guy is a TRAITOR and Brady is just brushing him off as ‘helping a bro’. UGH. After Brett gets out, Brady will be soon to follow! But for now, I need him, so I’ll put up with this ‘hip boy’ charade.
[Keith]
You’re so right. Helping a ‘brutha’ in need takes priority.
[Brady]
It warms my heart. Hey, how’s about we mess with Team Alejandro instead?
[Keith]
Best friend, you have read my mind.
(They turn around)
[Cuts to DJ sobbing, Manitoba and Willy are attempting to comfort him]
[DJ]
(incoherent sobbing)
[Manitoba]
Mate, I understand why you feel this way. But this challenge is in your hands. You have got to at least try!
[Willy Wonka]
(pops a flower out of his sleeve with a cartoonish noise. It doesn’t help)
[DJ]
(sobbing, still)
No, it's okay. I want to get out. I can’t see myself competing against my own Mama! If we lose, I want you to vote me out!
[Manitoba]
(shrugs)
Alright, mate, just don’t get in anyone’s way. I don’t want to see any sabotage business going on.
[Willy]
(singing) If you were to force us in last, I’ll rip your heart out and shove it up your-
[Robot]
(frowny face lights up)(I don’t think that the robot can make noises but i really don’t remember)
[Brett and Steve are working on building a straw boat. They are using the glitter as glue It is not working.]
[Topher approaches them on a motorboat]
[Topher]
Uhh… Brett..? Are you sure you’re on this team? Did you make a wrong turn anywhere?
[Brett]
Nah, man. I’m just helping my guy in need. Is there something wrong with that?
[Topher]
(shrug)
(motorboats away)
[Keith and Brady are at Team Alejandro’s dock. Zeke, Mama, and Jose are putting together a metal boat. Owen’s Mom is handing out cheese. Blaineley is doing her nails. Cameron is on the ground, in the same position as before]
[Keith]
Here we are, Brady-Boy. Check out what I made after the racing challenge. (Holds up a miniature pipe bomb made from the motorboats engine)
[Brady]
A bomb, huh? This is gonna be - a blast! Wait, where did you learn to make bombs?
[Keith]
Blasty Steve’s Explosive’s Camp. I learned all kinds of cool things there.
>Brady<
So Sky has a thing for guys who are… different. Huh.
[Keith]
(Keith sneaks behind the dock. He notices BCC, who is looking at the sky, bored)
Hehehehe…
(He attaches the pipe bomb to BCC, under a bandage)
(whispering) Let’s get out of here!
[BCC]
(BCC notices this)
(muffled) Hmm?
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
[Blaineley]
(Cameron is still screaming)
(Sigh) Bubble boy, you are KILLING the mood right now, you know that?! How am I supposed to get my nails done like this?
[BCC]
(muffled) NO NO NO. LISTEN. THERE'S A BOMB.
[Jose]
There’s a bond?
Why yes. There sure is a bond, especially between me and the beautiful Owen’s Mom.
[Blaineley]
Hey! I am infinitely more beautiful AND popular than that Cheesehead!
[Owen’s Mom]
(too pure to take that as an insult) Thanks, pumpkin.
[BCC]
(muffled groaning)
[Brady and Keith are swimming away]
[Brady]
Ha! Dude, that was awesome! Wait… So like, this won’t seriously injure them or anything, right?
[Keith]
Relax, Brady. All the bomb’s gonna do is collapse their ship. The kid in the cast? He seems injured enough already! He’ll be fine! Probably. And I’ll do all the blastin’ remotely. (holds up a remote with a single red button)
So I won’t even use it unless we really need to. Just to be safe.
[Brady]
Uh… ok!
>Brady<
Man, I still consider Keith to be a good bro, but he can be scary sometimes! I might have to watch my back around him...
>Keith<
Would I be Chris’s favorite contestant or what? YOU WATCHING ME SKY? I CAN BUILD PIPE BOMBS OUT OF A MOTORBOAT. Can DAVE do that?
(regains himself)
I got this in the bag.
[Keith and Brady arrive back at Team Death’s dock]
[Sadness and Pestilence stand next to the finished boat, made of polished wood. On the front of the boat, there seems to be a carving of a skull with a top hat. Under the skull with the top hat, the words “Society” are carved in. There are wax candles at every square inch]
[Pestilence]
I dub thee - “Ark of Society”
[Sadness]
That name is solid.
[Duncan]
Heh. So the boat-carving lessons paid off. I’m impressed.
[Sadness]
All in favor for DR to be captain?
(Sadness and Pestilence raise their hands)
All opposed?
(Duncan raises his hand. Keith, Brady, and Brett are still not back)
3-1 vote, so DR it is.
(Sadness places a top hat onto Duncan Rock.)
[Duncan]
(dumbfounded) (sigh) Hey, if anyone deserves people giving them top hats and calling them ‘Captain’, it's me!

Right?
>Duncan<
When Topher announced I’d be competing against a ROCK, I was kind of relieved. Like the australian dude said, ‘free elimination’. Right? Wrong. He- IT might be an actual threat! As soon as we lose, that rock is going home.

Where do rocks live again?
[Cut to Team Why Mama, Why Mama Why]
[Brett and Steve are struggling to build the boat out of straw and glitter]
[Steve]
Weak. It’s no use! It keeps falling apart. If only we had glue or something…
[DJ]
(DJ is sobbing while hugging the cushion, when suddenly)

(To Cushion) What?

Ice cream for the road?

Oh! Thanks, Cushion! Great Idea!

Hey guys! Cushion had the greatest idea! Don’t ask why, but I have glue in my pocket!
[Manitoba]
...why?
[DJ]
I said don’t ask!
[Brett]
Nice work DJ! You too, Cushion!
(Brett sticks his hand in DJ’s pocket. He grabs a glob of glue and melts it in the sun, turning it sticky again. Grabs a glob of glue… try saying that 5 times fast)
[Steve]
(They speed-weave)
And… Done!
It ain’t much, but it’s honest work!
[Brett]
You got that right, bro!
(the camera pans to the boat. It looks surprisingly sturdy for a boat made of straw. On the head, glitter is glued forming letters that spell ‘FRIEND SHIP’.
[DJ]
Aww… That’s too cheesy! Even for Owen’s Mom.
[Brett]
Uhh.. Guess I better get back to my team, then.
[Leshaniqua]
Wait! Dude! You built this! Wouldn’t it be fair if you were to give ‘er a test run?
[Brett]
Hmm… I dunno how my team would feel about that, but I’m down!
>Leshaniqua<
Heh. I appreciate the kid helping us out, but I’m not gonna lose any opportunity to cripple the other team. What? It’s just strategy!
>Manitoba<
I see what that broad is doin’. Here Brett is, being true to himself, helping a bro in need. And that girl is using that as a chance to weaken the other team. Not cool. Manitoba will remember that.
[TEAM ALEJANDRO]
[Mama]
Mama LOVES the jackhammer!
[Blaineley]
Blaineley DOESN’T love being around Mama with a jackhammer!
(walks away quickly from Mama on a jackhammer)
[Jose]
Girls, girls. There’s no need to argue. After all, the boat is finito!
[Pans out. The boat is sturdy and made out of metal. Metal letters spelling ZEKE WUZ HERE are on the front]
[Zeke]
Go team! (mimics electric guitar)
[Blaineley]
Ok, you have gotta stop doing that.
[Topher]
All contestants! It looks like each boat is finished. Meet me at the Topher Tank - PRONTO.
[Jose]
Let’s give it a test drive.
(The team boards the boat)
(They speed away)
[TOPHER TANK]
[All 3 teams have their boats lined up at a starting line. There are buoys outlining a race track.]
[Topher]
Welcome teams! Team Alejandro! Wow, your boat looks topherific!
[Duncan]
Never use that adjective again.
[Topher]
Team Death. Your boat really says a lot about society. What’s with the top hat?
[Pestilence]
It represents the scourge of capitalism plaguing the very core of neo-libertarianism.
[Topher]
That’s deep. Haha. Boat puns… Team MWWMW! Your boat is adorable, but will it get the job done?
[Brett]
With the power of friend-ship, anything is possible!
>Brady<
Man. This bro-power (tears). It's inspirational.
>Keith<
I’m sorry, is there something I’m missing? Brett. Is. On. OUR. TEAM. HE NEEDS TO GO, IMMEDIATELY. A part of me wants to lose this challenge, just to trim this dead weight. Hmm... Nah. I’m not stupid. The time will come, I just know it. Wait… lightbulb!
[Topher]
Guess there's nothing in the official rules that prevent someone on one team from actively participating for another. Whatever floats your boat! Ka-ching!
[Everyone]

[BCC]
(muffled groan)
[Topher]
Tough crowd. Anyway, for the rules. You know how I said there’s going to be hazards? Well, plot twist: You ARE the hazards! Each team will have one driver and one gunner. We’ve equipped each team with a tennis ball launcher, only, you don’t want to be hit by these tennis balls. (snicker) They’re IRON balls. (Sigh) Originally, we had explosives, but ‘the lawyers didn’t like that’, so this is the best we got.
[Keith]
(evil snicker)
[Topher]
I guarantee they will still hurt like hell, though!
The driver will try their absolute best to maneuver around iron balls and reach it to the finish! The first team to make it to the finish wins immunity. The last team will lose a member. I will give you a minute to choose.
[TEAM ALEJANDRO EMBLEM]
[Jose]
Team, I am an expert matador. I assume piloting a boat is not very different.
[Blaineley]
Fine. You can be the driver, but don’t mess up.

[Body-Cast-Cameron]
(muffled) GUYS! WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IS THAT KEITH! HE STUCK A BOMB ON ME! DONT. CHOOSE ME AS SHOOTER!
[Owen’s Mom]
Choose you as the shooter?
[Zeke]
Well, he is a genius, eh? I say we listen.
>Ezekiel<
I saw everything. Truth is, I just needed a good laugh.
[BCC]
(muffled) NOOO!!
(Jose lifts BCC and throws his stiff body into the back of the boat)
(muffled groan)
[Keith]
Heh. Brady. The plan is working already. (points to BCC being in the boat)
[Brady]
Yeah… great.
[Keith]
Hmm.. you don't seem too enthusiastic. Hey, I know! Why don’t you pilot and I shoot! It’ll take your mind off of everything, I think.
[Brady]
You think so?
[Keith]
Yeah! I’m your best friend. Remember?
[Brady]
Yeah, of course dude!
>Brady<
Yeah, maybe he seems scary sometimes, but he’s really just a bro. And bros help each other out.
[Sadness]
Guess you don’t need our permission. I was going to nominate DR.
[Duncan]
Nahhhh. I know DR, he’s afraid of… boating..? Heh. You know how rocks are!
[Sadness]
Oh. I had no idea. Guess you two dorks can go, then.
>Duncan<
No way in HELL i’m gonna let Rocky be christened as captain of the team. Also… HE. IS. A. ROCK. HOW is he supposed to drive! He doesn’t have (twiddles thumbs) opposable thumbs!
… among other things...
[Pestilence]
(Files nail to a point)(To Keith) Just don’t hurt our baby. Or you. will. Die. (slices sharpened nail across her neck)
[Keith]
Relax. I got this in the bag.
[TEAM MAMA WHY WHY MAMA WHY]
[Brett & Steve]
Shot it! Jinx! You owe me a soda! No, you owe me a soda! Wait… so if we both owe each other a single soda… Does that negate the sodas..? Yeah, it does!

So we’re good.
Okay, I guess no matter how many times we jinx each other, the sum soda amount will be 0.
[Leshaniqua]
Just smooch already!
[Brett]
I drive!
[Steve]
I shoot!
[Brett and Steve]
WOOOOOHOOOO!
(they speed away)
[Topher]
So we have our contestants! Jose and Body-Cast-Cameron for Team Alejandro.
(Cameron begins screaming)
(he then groans)
What’s his deal?
(Jose shrugs)
For Team Death, we have Brady and Keith!
[Keith]
I tell ya, Toph. Even though you didn’t get those bombs greenlit, I have a feeling this challenge will be a blast.
[Brady]
Hey! That’s my pun.
[Keith]
It’s our pun.
(Cody book theme begins to play)
[Topher]
Moving on… For Team Mama Mama Why Mama Why
[DJ]
Actually, it's Team Mama Why, Why Mama Why. You forgot the comma.
[Topher]
For Team [That], we have Steve and Brett who may or may not belong to this team.
[Keith]
Hey uh… TEAM MEETING, Brett, get over here!
[Brett]
‘Scuse me just a sec.
(he goes to team death)
[Duncan]
Not cool dude, not cool.
[Sadness]
Competing for the other team? That’s kind of wicked. In the bad way, not in the cool synonym way.
[Keith]
No, guys don’t you see? Brett’s a genius! He managed to land the role of driver for the OTHER team! Don’t you see what this means?
[Duncan]
What, that he’ll totally win for the other team?
[Keith]
No, Duncan. Dude’s an undercover spy. He’ll sabotage them for us. Because he is a TEAM. PLAYER. (Brett looks nervous) Right? And if he wins for the other team, we’ll know exactly who we’re sending home first chance we get. But Brett won’t do that! He’s a TEAM. PLAYER.
[Brett]
(gulp)
(cough) Yeah, bros. Team Destiny!
[Sadness]
Team Death.
[Brett]
Yeah! Woooo….
>Keith<
Yeah, I know I’m good. For the record, I’m not evil. I’m just in it to win it.
[Brett]
(back with Team 3)
Hey Topher? Can I switch out for someone else?
[Topher]
Let’s see… NO.
[Brett]
But why?
[Topher]
Because I said so. Think of all the DRAMA this situation will create.
[Steve]
Hey Brett! Get on!
[Brett]
(Sigh) Coming!
[CUT TO THE THREE BOATS AT THEIR STATIONS]
[Topher]
On your marks… Get set… GO! (Tries firing a pistol) (nothing comes out)
Darn, it's a blank! What! WE COULDN’T AFFORD A REPLICA, PRODUCERS?
(The drivers look at Topher blankly)
I said go.
(Jose speeds away)
(Brady follows after him)
(Brett begins after them. Since their ship is the lightest, they go the fastest, but Brett catches a look in Keith’s eye. He ‘accidentally’ bumps TEAM ALEJANDRO’S boat)
[Brett]
Whoops! Sorry bra.
[Jose]
Mind where you’re steering, rata! Come on, Cameron! Hit him with those balls!
[BCC]

(muffled) I CAN'T!!
[Jose]
Stop being so lazy! Ugh, forget this.
(Jose speeds away)
[Steve]
Hang on… I got him…
(pop)
(headshot)
(on Cameron…)
(Cameron falls unconscious, muffled moaning, of course)
(Jose takes the lead)
Yes! Got’em!
[Brett]
Nice one, bro!
[Keith]
HEY! TEAM PLAYER!
[Steve]
(sighs) (he slows down a bit)
(Keith and Brady pass them)
(Keith smiles)
Hey, what happened! Come on, bro speed up!
[Brett]
Oh, sorry! Gas leak! (nervous laughter)
(He speeds up again)
[Topher]
And Jose reaches the halfway checkpoint! Will he keep his lead?
[Keith]
No, he won’t.
[Brady]
Keith! Jose is out of range! Shouldn’t you use the secret weapon.
[Keith]
No. Not yet. I want him to almost have a taste of victory, before I rip said taste out of his grasp.
[Brady]
Are you sure you aren’t evil? (nervous laughter)
[Keith]
It’s not a matter of ‘evil’. It’s strategy! Speaking of strategy, we’ve got a bogey on our right.
(Brett and Steve are gaining on Keith and Brady)
(Steve aims the cannon at Keith)
(pop!)
(miss)
(pop!)
(miss, but it was close)
[Brady]
Return fire!
(pop!)
(miss)
Keith, this, is getting PRETTY close.
[Keith]
It sure is, TEAM PLAYER.
[Brett]
(Brett pretends to “spin out”)
Woah!
(Death’s boat speeds way ahead. MWWMW’s Boat is going at a snail's pace.)
[Steve]
Brett come on! We have a challenge to win!
[Brett]
No! You do! I’m not even, like, on your team!
(suddenly Steve realizes Brett, in fact, isn’t on his team)
[Steve]
Oh… bro… I didn’t mean to get you wrapped in all of this. (Sigh). Jose probably reached the end by now. If you pass Keith, then it’s you going home for sure.
[Brett]
But if your team loses, it’ll be you going home for trusting me!
No, I can’t accept that. No way I’m letting you suffer on my behalf.
(Brett pours glitter into engine)
(the boat speeds ahead at unimaginable speeds)
[Steve]
Brett! You don’t have to do this!
[Brett]
Yeah, Steve, I do! WIN FOR MEEEE!
(Keith is smug, as he is confident he’s going to win. Suddenly, he realizes that Brett has just passed him.)
[Keith]
TEAM PLAYER!!!
(no response from Brett)
(Keith begins giggling) Hehehehehehehe.... (He takes out the red button)
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
[Brady]
Yeah, not evil.
[Keith]
(Presses button)
[Jose]
(around 100 feet from the finish)
Well, puny one, turns out I didn’t need your help at a-
BOOM!
[Brett]
Woah!
(avoids shrapnel from explosion)
[Steve]
Guess they put too much glitter in the engine..?
(The boat has exploded)
(What's left is debris. Jose is floating on a piece of debris, but he doesn’t have a scratch. For some reason, he looks cheated.)
(Cameron probably needs another body cast. He is resting on a piece of boat)
[Jose]
*Swears in Spanish*
(Brett slows down)
(Keith and Brady pass them. They come in first.
[Keith]
Way to go, team player.
[Topher]
WOW! The DRAMA! I… SERIOUSLY didn’t see that coming. I hope the lawyers didn’t see that.. And with that, Team Death takes the gold! Team Death, thanks to your victory, you get to enjoy a luxurious stay at the Topher Tank! Food included.
[Duncan]
Yeah, I’m starving! Finally, some food!
[DJ]
Wait. What about the rest of us?
[Topher]
Yeah, the lawyers were on our case on that topic ALSO. Guess they aren’t too hunky-dory about starvation. I wonder why. So they’ve provided each of you with a complimentary fishing rod. (an intern hands a fishing rod to every non Team Death contestant)
And since Team Alejandro doesn’t have a boat anymore, that means they lose!
[Team Alejandro besides Cameron and Jose]
What?
[Blaineley]
We had that! What happened?!
[Jose]
I’ll tell you what happened! Someone got our boat blown up! (He elbows BCC in the side)
[BCC]
(muffled protesting)
[Cuts to elimination ceremony in the Topher Tank]
[Pre-elimination music begins to play]
[It’s the night]
[Topher]
Team Alejandro. In the beginning, it seemed like you HAD that challenge. From arriving first, to getting the best materials, to being in the lead for 3 quarters of the race… Makes a guy wonder. What HAPPENED? Was it…
(Camera pans to BCC) Sabotage?
Or perhaps something else. (Camera pans to Jose)
All I know is that someone will be walking the Poop Deck of shame. To be boarded on a piece of wood… And to be floated out into the expanse of the Atlantic Ocean… To never come back…
EVER.
Now, Team Alejandro, each member will have a chance to vote for someone in the confessionals. You may begin…. NOW.
>Jose<
I vote for Cameron, of course. (Stamps an X on a picture of Cameron, which also has him in a body cast. It’s his identity now)
No, I don’t believe he caused the explosion. Perhaps it was interference from another team… But still, everyone else on the team is too valuable alliance-wise. Away he goes!
>Owen’s Mom<
Gosh! Everyone on this team is just so nice! I don’t want to vote for anybody! (Sigh)
>Mama<
I vote… for that spanish guy! He caused mah boy DJ to not be on Mama's team! Unforgivable!
>Zeke<
Hey, I may be on the first loser team, eh, but there is no way in HECK I'm going home tonight, yo! WOOHOO! Improvement! My vote? Hmm…
>Blaineley<
That little twerp is going home! He ruined my manicure! He also supposably blew up our ship. But who cares about that WHEN MY NAILS ARE RUINED!
>BCC<
(muffled) It’s a miracle I’m not more injured from that pipe bomb! I guess at a certain point, you hit an injury cap! Wait… I don’t feel injured… (Struggles)
(Cameron’s hands are released. He unwraps the bandages from his mouth)
(not muffled) OH MY GOD. I can talk! I guess the injuries from the pipe bomb overloaded my past injuries, so i’m just okay now! Thanks, Keith! Is that scientifically possible..? That doesn’t matter. What matters now is that Jose goes home!
[Topher Tank]
(Cameron walks out of the confessional, castless)
[Blaineley]
What the… You have a face?!
[Cameron]
I sure do, Blaineley. But Jose has two of them!
[Topher]
Your votes have been tallied. And now. I have 5 immunity breath mints in my hand right now… we tried getting marshmallows, out of our budget, but I digress. 5 breath mints. If you get one, you are safe. For now.
Ezekiel. You get a breath mint.
[Zeke]
I… I made it through episode one? WOOHOO! Let’s go, eh!
[Mama]
Aw, honey! I’m so proud of you!
[Topher]
Mama, you should be proud of yourself, because you ALSO made it another episode!
(Mama cries tears of joy. She hugs Zeke. Zeke hugs back, also crying tears of joy)
Blaineley! Somehow, you weren’t obnoxious enough to be sent home first. You get a breath mint!
[Blaineley]
Give me a break, kid. I didn’t change a bit. Other people just outdid me this time.
[Topher]
What she said. Now, we’re down to three.
(Cameron, Jose, and Owen’s Mom are left)
Owen’s Mom, I’m just wondering why you voted for yourself.
[Owen’s Mom]
Everyone here is just so nice! I couldn’t bear to vote for one of you.
[Everyone but Mama]
Aww…
[Topher]
But… Since you only have one vote, you get a breath mint.
[Owen’s Mom]
Yay! (nom) This will help with my cheese breath.
[Topher]
Jose… Cameron…
One of you will be receiving a breath mint. The other will find their new home in the middle of the ocean. Who will it be...
(Tense pre elimination music cue)
….
….
….

(Jose looks nervous)

(Cameron looks concerned)






[Topher]
Jose!
[Jose]
What?!
[Topher]
You will NOT be going home tonight. Sorry Cam.
(Topher passes breath mint to Jose)
(Jose takes a sigh of relief)
[Cameron]
(elimination music)
Well. Can’t say it was fun. I’d say it was the opposite of fun, considering I was in body cast for most of the challenge and I had a pipe bomb attached to me. Yeah.
[Topher]
The Poop Deck of Shame awaits, Cameron.
[Cameron]
Uh… Bye team! I’ll remember you all in therapy!
[Jose]
Wait. Who attached the pipe bomb to you?!
[Cameron]
Oh, it was- (gets pushed off by Topher)
AHHHHHHH-
(SPLASH)
(Cameron is floating in the water. He is grasping a piece of wood.)
(He begins drifting away from the Topher Tank)
[Topher]
Guess we’ll never know. We’ve got to keep the Drama, you know.
[Jose]
Topher, someone put a BOMB on a contestant. Isn’t that a reason for concern?
[Topher]
Hey, somebody has to keep things interesting around here. Why should I punish them for good ratings?
Our first contestant has been voted off, and there are plenty more to go! Who will win? Who will lose? Who will get blown up by another pipe bomb? Who can tell! Find out what happens next when we return on the next episode of TOTAL. DRAMA. LEGENDS!
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IF YOU RECEIVE A BLACKMAIL EMAIL, PLEASE REDACT THE PERSONAL INFORMATION AND POST IT AS A COMMENT ON THIS THREAD SO THAT OTHERS WHO RECEIVE THE SAME EMAIL CAN FIND IT THROUGH GOOGLE. BLACKMAIL EMAIL SCAMS ARE ALSO SENT VIA SMS (TEXT) AND PHYSICAL MAIL. REGARDLESS OF THE METHOD, THEY ARE SPAM AND THE POST BELOW GIVES YOU INFORMATION AND ADVICE ABOUT WHAT TO DO. FIRST THREAD: https://reddit.com/Scams/comments/8gsjba/the_blackmail_email_scam/ SECOND THREAD: https://reddit.com/Scams/comments/9srjen/the_blackmail_email_scam_part_2/ THIRD THREAD: https://reddit.com/Scams/comments/biv65o/the_blackmail_email_scam_part_3/ FOURTH THREAD: https://reddit.com/Scams/comments/dohaea/the_blackmail_email_scam_part_4/ FIFTH THREAD: https://old.reddit.com/Scams/comments/g8jqnthe_blackmail_email_scam_part_5/ There have been many recent posts about the blackmail email scam, so I have written this post and will keep it stickied until the posts about the scam die down. Blackmail email scams have that name because they started as an email spam campaign, however there have also been reports of these scams being sent via SMS and physical mail. If you are reading this because you have received one of these emails and you are worried, you can stop worrying. The blackmail email scam is a spam campaign that is sent out to thousands of addresses at a time. The threats are lies and you do not have anything to worry about. In many cases, the emails will contain some sort of privileged information about you such as your name, part or all of your phone number, and your password. The emails may also look like they were sent from your own email address. The data is gathered from data breaches, and if the email looks like it came from your account that is due to email spoofing. You can use the service Have I Been Pwned? to see if you are in any publicly known data breaches. If you receive an email that contains a password that you currently use, you should immediately change that. Current recommended password guidelines say that you should use a different, complex password for every account. You can generate and save passwords using a password manager for convenience. You should also be using two factor authentication using an app like Google Authenticator instead of receiving codes through SMS.
Here are some news articles about this scam. Here is a story from Brian Krebs, and here is a story from the New York Times.
Below are a few examples, but if you receive an email that is similar but not the same as the examples you see, that does not matter and does not mean that the email is real. The spammers constantly switch up their templates in order to bypass spam filters, so it's normal to receive an email that hasn't yet been posted online.
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I know at the time of infection your passwords was: xxxxxxxxxxx
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Sometimes when I was bored I was spying on you, then once you started to SATISFYING YOURSELF!
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Yes that's how the wallet looks like, copy and paste it, it's (cAsE-sEnSEtiVE)
I give you 3 days time to pay.
As I got access to this email account, I will know if this email has already been read, so the time is running.
After receiving the payment, I will remove the video and you can life your live in peace like before.
Learn from the mistake and update your browser before browsing the web next time!
I know XXXX is one of your password on day of hack..
Lets get directly to the point.
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after that i created a double-screen video. 1st part shows the video you were viewing (you have a nice taste omg), and 2nd part displays the recording of your cam, and its you. Best solution would be to pay me $1004.
We are going to refer to it as a donation. in this situation, i most certainly will without delay remove your video.
My -BTC -address: 1GohL1jDz8BapZhohN2Xry6AKPq6PiJrjw [case SeNSiTiVe, copy & paste it]
You could go on your life like this never happened and you will not ever hear back again from me. You'll make the payment via Bitcoin (if you do not know this, search 'how to buy bitcoin' in Google).
if you are planning on going to the law, surely, this e-mail can not be traced back to me, because it's hacked too.
I have taken care of my actions. i am not looking to ask you for a lot, i simply want to be paid.
if i do not receive the bitcoin;, i definitely will send out your video recording to all of your contacts including friends and family, co-workers, and so on.
Nevertheless, if i do get paid, i will destroy the recording immediately.
If you need proof, reply with Yeah then i will send out your video recording to your 8 friends. it's a nonnegotiable offer and thus please don't waste mine time & yours by replying to this message.
I know xxxxxxxxxxxx is one of your password on day of hack.. Lets get directly to the point.
Not one person has paid me to check about you.
You do not know me and you're probably thinking why you are getting this email?
in fact, i actually placed a malware on the adult vids (adult porn) website and you know what, you visited this site to experience fun (you know what i mean).
When you were viewing videos, your browser started out operating as a RDP having a key logger which provided me with accessibility to your display and web cam.
immediately after that, my malware obtained every one of your contacts from your Messenger, FB, as well as email account. after that i created a double-screen video. 1st part shows the video you were viewing (you have a nice taste omg), and 2nd part displays the recording of your cam, and its you.
Best solution would be to pay me $1013.
We are going to refer to it as a donation. in this situation, i most certainly will without delay remove your video.
My -BTC -address: 1KzA7GYSyvXCmPpojZ4qTbZGmjjbbSfwBg
[case SeNSiTiVe, copy & paste it]
You could go on your life like this never happened and you will not ever hear back again from me.
You'll make the payment via Bitcoin (if you do not know this, search 'how to buy bitcoin' in Google). if you are planning on going to the law, surely, this e-mail can not be traced back to me, because it's hacked too. I have taken care of my actions. i am not looking to ask you for a lot, i simply want to be paid.
if i do not receive the bitcoin;, i definitely will send out your video recording to all of your contacts including friends and family, co-workers, and so on. Nevertheless, if i do get paid, i will destroy the recording immediately. If you need proof, reply with Yeah then i will send out your video recording to your 8 friends. it's a nonnegotiable offer and thus please don't waste mine time & yours by replying to this message.
Lets get directly to the point.
Not one person has paid me to check about you. You do not know me and you're probably thinking why you are getting this email? in fact, i actually placed a malware on the adult vids (adult porn) website and you know what, you visited this site to experience fun (you know what i mean).
When you were viewing videos, your browser started out operating as a RDP having a key logger which provided me with accessibility to your display and web cam.
immediately after that, my malware obtained every one of your contacts from your Messenger, FB, as well as email account.
after that i created a double-screen video. 1st part shows the video you were viewing (you have a nice taste omg), and 2nd part displays the recording of your cam, and its you. Best solution would be to pay me $1002.
We are going to refer to it as a donation. in this situation, i most certainly will without delay remove your video.
My -BTC -address: 1JXvEapcRCvywymcrYZ1rcCfLfNZKri4LP [case SeNSiTiVe, copy & paste it]
You could go on your life like this never happened and you will not ever hear back again from me.
You'll make the payment via Bitcoin (if you do not know this, search 'how to buy bitcoin' in Google).
if you are planning on going to the law, surely, this e-mail can not be traced back to me, because it's hacked too. I have taken care of my actions. i am not looking to ask you for a lot, i simply want to be paid.
if i do not receive the bitcoin;, i definitely will send out your video recording to all of your contacts including friends and family, co-workers, and so on. Nevertheless, if i do get paid, i will destroy the recording immediately.
If you need proof, reply with Yeah then i will send out your video recording to your 8 friends.
it's a nonnegotiable offer and thus please don't waste mine time & yours by replying to this message.
Hello!
I'm the software engineer who hacked into your device's OS.
I've been observing you for months now. The thing is, you've been infected with malware through the adult website you visited.
In case you're not familiar with it, I'll explain. The Trojan infection gives me full access and control over your computer or any other device on your local. It means that I can see everything on your screen, turn on my camera and microphone, but you do not know about it.
I also have access to all your contacts, social networking data and all your correspondence.
Why didn't your antivirus detect any malware? A: My malware uses a driver, I update its signatures every 4 hours to keep your antivirus silent.
I have made a video showing how you satisfy yourself on the left side of the screen, and on the right side you see the video you have been watching. With one click, I can send this video to all your contacts in the email and social networks. I can also publish access to all your emails and messaging apps that you use.
If you want to prevent this, at that point: Transfer $400(USD) to my bitcoin wallet (if you do not know how to do it, then type in to Google: "Purchase a bitcoin").
My Bitcoin Wallet:1EGBGBptS9yKNPYYU9qUEoPNLptee8CEq9
After getting the payment, I will destroy the video and you won't hear from me again. I will provide you 50 hours (more than two days) to pay. I have a notice that you read this email and the timer started you opened it.
Don't attempt to answer me. It doesn't make any sense (the sender's address is generated by random). Filing a complaint somewhere doesn't make sense, because this email cannot be tracked, and neither can my bitcoin address. I don't make mistakes.
If I find that you shared this message with someone else, the video will be distributed immediately. Good luck with that.
And here are some common keywords used in the email so that this thread can be found by people Googling the email:
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contact, All information to yours SNSs user accounts, You watched sexual content portal and toss","Hello! WannaCry is back! All your, in front of the screen browsing adult stuff, As you flog the dummy watching, U are going to be offered 5 days after checking this notice, RAT 68006, the damnific malware, pastime and entertainment there, not my single victim, beat the dummy, buff the muffin, choke a chicken, front camera capturing video, with you frigging, with you chaturbating, with you masturbating, web digicam, U are going to have 5 dayss, i utilize just hacked wi, pressured this trojan to, glue a pair of videos, glue two videos, the RAT, if you want me to destroy this whole video, downloaded all contacts from your computer, your list of contacts or relatives will, I made a video that shows how you masturbate, hacked you through a virus in an ad on a porn website, my illiteracy, nоt mind on my illiterаcy, I рilfered all рrivy bаckground, videоtaре with yоur masturbаtion, my delеtеrious soft, cаmеra shооt the videоtaрe, you sеlf-аbusing, Differently I will send the video to all your colleagues and friends, your front-camera made the videotape with you self-abusing, RAT 98390 malware, the minute you went to one adult page, information to contact info I discovered on your devices and remember there is a lot of these, not including Double VPN As a result, I forced my malware to hook up to a mic, web camera and catch the video from it, poisoned a number of adult sites, video clip to fit on a single tv screen, This letter has invisible monitoring program inside and i will be aware of when you are going to check, doing ur stuff and a clip u jerked to, the investigation will last, I uploaded our malicious program on your device, furthermore malware saved exactly the video you chose, its a record with your wanking, friends will see u taking proper care of yourself, Your system is controlled by the malicious program, If you were more careful while playing with yourself, that whacking off to adult web-sites is, adult website which was poisoned with my malware, nor i think that jerking off to porn sites is really a gross thing, so I dgf lmao, proof just reply to this email with, if you want me to destroy all this compromising evidence, will send your video to 5 contacts, amount in Usd that can cope with this scenario, You are welcome to contact your local authorities, If you want proof, reply with, i pride myself in being apart of an internet group, so i dgf, I take good care of my being anonymous, information related to the RAT virus, been able get in to all ur units, to all of your contacts including, search engines like goo, case sensitive, so copy,, and at this moment I, It is a non-nego, don't waste my perso, thi s mes, back while visiting, showe ring, what should you do ?, porno webpage, this embarrassing situation, navigated to the page, bare-assed, on well-known websites and publications, I got an order from someone to kill you and your family, immediately kill your family, is an explosive device, My mercenary is, explosive device detonates, triggered your webcam, piquant websites, my exploit downloaded, replenish btc wallet, i‌nstanta‌neo‌usly ‌erase, actua‌l r‌eco‌rded ma‌t‌eri‌al, n‌egl‌ect this ‌ema‌i‌l, my RAT trojan, video you jerked, I used keylogger, your disk dump, malware intercepts, installed a malware, remo‌v‌e yo‌ur vi‌deo‌ fo‌o‌ta‌ge, RAT onto your computer, greasy stimulating actions, excentric preferrables, porn web-page, to your Tax Department, network will be DDoS, friends, WannaCry, building a protection policy, in Tax Departament, Yours service going, we pass CloudFlare, hear fake-experts, backuped phone, -1663, of your joys, digits your phone, (porno), BIG pervert, both files and scale, naughty video clips, Soy un hacker, I installed spyware, n website with teen, malware on the porn website, very own recorded material, ιs yοur ραssρhrαse, after seeing the video of you jerking off, τhιηκ οf ιτ αs α dοηατιοη, split-screen video, 𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐩 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞, 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭"
submitted by EugeneBYMCMB to Scams [link] [comments]


2020.10.24 14:35 Bruhness81 Spy cam real life

I recently just watched a new video about new roles by Jack Benci and it got me thinking about what possible new roles we can add to the game. Especially since its rumored the next major update will be expanding the amount of players per lobby from 12 to 15. So with so much players able to join the lobby now it will be kinda a waste to also not add new roles while we are at it. I remember a post I read not long ago about how adding roles is unnecessary due to the nature of Among Us but it could potentially solve the issue of how everyone leaves when they get crewmate. So heres a few concept roles I think Innersloth could add to the game. (Sorry if the introduction is bad I have no idea how to make good introductions. Also please don't let this be lost in new this took awhile)
Detective (Crewmate) Starting off with something simple being the detective. The main goal of the detective ofc, is to find the Impostor.
Features -If you found a dead body that has just been killed in the last 30 seconds you can trace footprints of the killer by pressing on the Investigate button. The footprints will disappear depending on when you found the body. Example: You have found a dead body that has been there for 15 seconds. The footprints will only be visible for 15 seconds. -Acess to Admin from everywhere. This goes really well with the Investigate button because if someone vents, you can simply check where the Impostor could have vented.
Pros and Cons Pros: Potentially find the impostor easily Cons: You may seem sus if someone saws you with the body or leaving the room where the body is
Nurse (Crewmate) Another pretty simple concept. The main goal of the nurse is to nurse(pun intended) nearly dead unfortunate crewmates back to the pink of health. This may seem broken at first considering the victim knows who killed them but there's a catch I will explain later.
Features -If you found a dead body that has just been killed in the last 30 seconds you can rescue the almost dead crewmate and put them on those moving bed things Idk what you call them. Then you have a certain amount of time depending on the map to get the victim to Medbay. You can push the bed faster if other crewmates decide to help up to 3 more crewmates. This process cannot be interrupted by meetings. If you dont get he/she there in time he/she will die. However if you do make it you can put them on a bed and do 15 tasks to heal them. The victim also has to do 15 tasks to heal him/herself. During this process you cannot leave medbay and the victim cannot talk or vote in meetings. Once the victim is healed the nurse and victim can finnaly attend meetings and do tasks which is basically a free Impostor kill. However it will take a very long time for the victim to heal so I feel like it's balanced. -The nurse has one posiononous needles to kill anyone. However you only have one so use it wisely
Pros and Cons Pros: Healing a crewmate and turning the tables against the imposter. You can also potentially protect yourself against the imposter Cons: Potentially killing a innocent and being sus and your gonna be stuck in Medbay for awhile if you find a body, potentially missing opportunities for finding the Imposter. There's also a high chance you get killed before you fully healed the victim.
Guard (Crewmate) Last really simple concept. Main goal is simple, protect other crewmates and kill the impostors. Synergies well with Nurse. Nurse heals the victim while guard protects the nurse.
Feature -Can kill anyone and has the same kill cooldown as the killer. However, if you kill a innocent you kill yourself. So be completely sure on who to kill or you die
Pros and Cons Pros: Can defend yourself and save other crewmates from death Cons: You will die if you kill the wrong person and also run the risk of being sus
Infiltraitor(Yes the typo was intentional) (Impostor) The Evil Spys main goal is to scan and download data on human technology with its hi tech glasses to return to its planet and examine the technology and also help the Impostor in killing key crewmates like the nurse and guard.
Features -Can do every task and sabotage them after completing them by undoing the work the crewmates have done to the task. However it can't sabotage the same task afterwards. Also after doing a task the bar won't go up and if it's a visual task it won't have a visual effect. -Infiltrate crewmates roles by pressing the infiltrate button. The range varies depending on the settings. Once done the name will show a color according to their roles. White for Nurse, Cyan for Detective, Brown for Guard and so on. -You can also sabotage.
Pros and Cons Pros: Potentially stalling out for the Impostors to win and giving key information for the Impostors. Cons: If a crewmate sees you doing a task but the bar didn't go up or your doing a visual task you can easily get busted. Close contact may raise suspicion
Chat Moderator (Crewmate and Impostor) A really weird and a high risk high reward role. You and another moderator will open a private group chat that only chosen people may join and discuss. However there's chance the one of them is the impostor. It isn't possible for both moderators to be impostors as it will be a bit broken
Features -You may add people to the chat of your liking for discussion -You can kick the other moderators by vote -Emotes for easier discussing
Pros and Cons Pros: Potentially giving out key information may make a huge difference in the match. Example: Purple says she's in electrical with Red. Later in the meeting it's revealed that purple is dead so that you know Reds the impostor and win the game. Cons: Adding the wrong people may result in having a harder time for the crewmates winning. Example, yellow says his cleared by Medbay with pink. So the impostors will target yellow and kill him and blame it on pink.
Mechanic (Crewmate) The mechanic can fix door sabotages and reactor and 02 sabotages by himself. He/She can also upgrade certain stuffs like admin, cams etc
Features -Fixes 02 and Reactor sabotages by himself -Can upgrade admin by making it able to show hallways, dead bodies and crewmate colors by doing 3 special tasks(Does not affect Detective's admin) -Can upgrade cams to not lightup by doing a special task -(Polus) Can upgrade vitals to show time of death and location by doing 2 special tasks -(Mira) Can upgrade logs to show visually by doing a special task -(Skeld and Mira) Can open doors by doing the switch thingi on Polus and (Polus) just by pressing use
Pros and Cons Pros: Makes the life of crewmates much, much easier Cons: Prime target due to being pretty obvious that your upgrading something and you can make their lives hard
And lastly...
Parabatai(Your a legend if you get the refrence) (Crewmate and Impostor) Probably could have a better name. At the start of the game you will choose your Parabatai and reveal their role. Doesn't have any real goal except to do tasks and protect your Parabatai. If your Parabatai dies you die and the other way around
Features -You die if your partner dies and the other way around. You win by crewmate or impostor is decided by your partners role. Your goal is to keep them and yourself alive. They will also know they are Parabatai with who.
Pros and Cons Pros: You have a trusty partner Cons: You die they die and the other way around
So what yall think? Leave your opinions down below
submitted by Bruhness81 to AmongUs [link] [comments]


2020.10.13 21:52 subreddit_stats Subreddit Stats: apple top posts from 2012-09-19 to 2020-10-13 17:42 PDT

Period: 2945.81 days
Submissions Comments
Total 998 386573
Rate (per day) 0.34 131.23
Unique Redditors 612 85837
Combined Score 5742333 10155821
Top Submitters' Top Submissions

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  3. 158816 points, 21 submissions: aaronp613
    1. Phone Calls Will Finally Stop Taking Up the Entire Screen in iOS 14 (39844 points, 1661 comments)
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    3. Apple will release iOS 14 and iPadOS 14 on September 16th (12524 points, 1345 comments)
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    7. Apple announces new iPad Air that looks more like an iPad Pro (6707 points, 1455 comments)
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  4. 122616 points, 12 submissions: iamthatis
    1. I'm giving away an iPhone 11 Pro to a commenter at random to celebrate Apollo for Reddit's new iOS 13 update and as a thank you to the community! Just leave a comment on this post and the winner will be selected randomly and announced tomorrow at 8 PM GMT. Details inside, and good luck! (28605 points, 88505 comments)
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    5. I build the Apollo Reddit app and I'm donating 100% of today's proceeds to our local SPCA animal shelter. It's kitten season and the hardest time of the year for shelters for food and supplies, so your help would be absolutely AMAZING in helping the kitties and puppies out there! 🐶🐱 (8831 points, 886 comments)
    6. I built the Apollo Reddit client and I'm donating 100% of the proceeds today to our local SPCA animal shelter that's really low on food and supplies due to kitten season so your help would be AMAZING! (7565 points, 492 comments)
    7. [Self Promo Saturday] I just updated my Reddit app Apollo with a bunch of iOS 14 Widgets, the first Reddit app on iOS to do so. It also includes Picture in Picture video support, support for the new privacy-focused iOS 14 photo picker, and more. Would love to know what you think! 🎉 (7366 points, 399 comments)
    8. I don't even know how to title this, typing from the floor. We raised $27,355 yesterday. TWENTY SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS. They told me that's the largest single day fundraiser IN THEIR HISTORY. Thank you so so so so so much, the Reddit Apple community is beyond incredible at saving animals. 🐶🐱🐰 (7221 points, 270 comments)
    9. [Self Promo Saturday] I released a really big update to my Reddit app Apollo for Reddit, featuring a supercharged Media Viewer, Smart Rotation Lock, Portrait Lock Buddy, GIF conversion, Reddit video downloading, Share as Image, new icons, awards, polls, iPad trackpad support, and more! (5829 points, 485 comments)
    10. [Update on yesterday's Apollo SPCA Fundraiser] We raised $42,749.29 yesterday for the SPCA Animal Shelter. FORTY TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS. Thank you Apple! That's the historic RECORD for SPCA donations in a single day! We made such a difference to these animals, you're amazing. 🐶🐱🐰 (4206 points, 79 comments)
  5. 119935 points, 23 submissions: chrisdh79
    1. Microsoft fires back at Apple, accusing it of treating gaming apps 'differently' (14948 points, 1624 comments)
    2. Apple wants your iPhone to replace your passport and driver's license (12499 points, 1248 comments)
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    4. Apple Becomes First U.S. Company to Hit $1.5 Trillion in Market Value (6047 points, 437 comments)
    5. Tim Cook expects iPhone SE to attract Android users, ‘it’s faster than the fastest Android phones’ (5612 points, 1309 comments)
    6. Apple refining Siri to cut down on mistaken activations, and to draw less power (5349 points, 451 comments)
    7. Apple overtakes Saudi Aramco as world’s most valuable company, nearing $2 trillion market cap (5021 points, 367 comments)
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  6. 108916 points, 16 submissions: UnKindClock
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    3. Apple doubles down on iOS 14 tracking privacy as Facebook panics (9459 points, 563 comments)
    4. WWDC keynote format was great – I'd like this every year (8423 points, 587 comments)
    5. Tim Cook joins the billionaire club as Apple’s value climbs toward $2 trillion (6972 points, 901 comments)
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    7. Apple granted patent for Face ID on Macs, with smart auto-wake feature (3236 points, 324 comments)
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    3. iOS 12 will reportedly include new NFC features, enable iPhones to become secure hotel room keys (5066 points, 416 comments)
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  13. 54846 points, 11 submissions: speckz
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    2. Apple’s low-carbon aluminum is a climate game-changer - The lightweight metal is chemically the same as the mass-produced version used in products like foil, soda cans, bike frames, and car doors. But it’s made using a process that doesn’t result in the immediate release of greenhouse gases. (7393 points, 446 comments)
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    7. Apple says its T2 chip can prevent hackers from eavesdropping through your MacBook mic - 12 Closing the lid shuts down the microphone, without fail (4411 points, 602 comments)
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    9. Source: Apple's planned game subscription service for iOS will only include paid, not freemium, titles, pay developers based on time users spend on their games (3183 points, 208 comments)
    10. Apple's App Store is riddled with fleeceware, the latest trend in scams - Fleeceware is an app that takes advantage of a free trial, which can cost a fortune if you forget to cancel. (3007 points, 304 comments)
  14. 54644 points, 12 submissions: Aki-Baidya
    1. Tim Cook on Twitter: "I'm heartbroken about what's happening in my country. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results. It's time for good people with different views to stop finger pointing and come together to address this violence for the good..." (9589 points, 211 comments)
    2. Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak says the Apple Watch is his 'favorite piece of technology in the world' because he doesn't want to be addicted to his phone. (5562 points, 467 comments)
    3. Steve Jobs pulls out the original MacBook Air out of a manilla envelope at MacWorld '08. (4897 points, 398 comments)
    4. Steve Jobs: "I think everybody in this country should learn how to program a computer, because it teaches you how to think. I view computer science as a liberal art. It should be something that everybody takes a year in their life to learn." (4897 points, 366 comments)
    5. Steve Jobs prank calls Starbucks while demoing Maps application on the original iPhone. (4729 points, 344 comments)
    6. I just go into Jiggle Mode! (4572 points, 184 comments)
    7. Can we all take a moment to appreciate these beautiful animations on Apple's privacy page? (4032 points, 218 comments)
    8. Apple Watch calls 911 as Middletown man falls down cliff on date. (3649 points, 266 comments)
    9. Apple’s Cook Offers Work From Home This Week to Most Staff (3583 points, 269 comments)
    10. Throwback to when Steve Jobs promised that FaceTime would be an open industry standard. (3172 points, 777 comments)
  15. 54186 points, 7 submissions: crushed_oreos
    1. Guys, @tim_cook changed his name to Tim Apple (25587 points, 899 comments)
    2. Nintendo is bringing Mario Kart to smartphones (6409 points, 304 comments)
    3. The Core i9 15 inch MacBook Pro throttles itself (6359 points, 2121 comments)
    4. iMac gets a 2x performance boost (4474 points, 1281 comments)
    5. Belkin finally announces the first third-party USB-C to Lightning cable (4064 points, 423 comments)
    6. Apple to invest $1 billion in new Austin campus (3873 points, 399 comments)
    7. Not So Big in Japan: Apple Cuts Price of iPhone XR to Boost Sales (3420 points, 703 comments)
  16. 53899 points, 7 submissions: heyyoudvd
    1. Apple cancels AirPower product, citing inability to meet its high standards for hardware (31213 points, 3707 comments)
    2. The Epic Games situation, as summarized by Steve Jobs 10 years ago. (5018 points, 625 comments)
    3. Former Apple software engineer creates environmentally-lit user interface (3798 points, 301 comments)
    4. One of Google’s top A.I. people just joined Apple (3687 points, 339 comments)
    5. Twitter is about to kill third party apps like Tweetbot and Twitterrific on June 19th (3666 points, 495 comments)
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2020.10.02 08:14 Habasi Spy cam real life

I've been investigating the ol’ Gorge Junkyard and stumbled upon a locked trailer. The door was slightly deformed, so conventional methods of breaking in wasn’t an option but my engineering degree, a fire axe, a sturdy lever and bad food habits made my way in. Well, that's what I’m calling a jackpot: found an unpacked RobCo’s Collectron, mint condition, Helvetia Special Edition. I’m so excited that decided to move up my CAMP right to the junkyard, need to test out my finding ASAP. The future of my shop just couldn’t be any brighter.
***
Am tired as a caravan’s brahmin after a week hike, feels like setting up Bob’s station to work (yeah, I’m bad at naming so I just called him Bob Robson) actually requires a certificated specialist with right tools and L.U.S.T. (Latest Upgrade for Scavenger’s Terminal; apparently the geeks at RobCo was full of jokes about tools and lust). Kinda proud of myself. Gonna light Bob up tomorrow.
So with a bit of basic hacking I found four of working modes for Bob: junk gathering (default), food gathering (Fasnacht edition) and two hidden options – Xmas mode and Mother Russia mode (no idea tf is that). Xmas mode was the most interesting but it seems to be time-gated for this particular model, and I can’t change the time/date setting without some deep disassembling. Even worse, the timer might be buried in robot himself and the terminal just synchs with it. Screw it, I’ll switch to Xmas when it’d come. Need to test it as is.
***
My baby has started to walk. As I write this he’s hanging around the camp and, well, collects things. Not that I can’t do it myself but so far he found a few usefuls scraps of metal, a bone and some gears. Guess if I’ll leave him the pile of stuff he’d collect would be quite big. That’s a good boy! And the things he says is hilarious. I wonder why RobCo implemented the speech ability for this model? There’s no real use of it as he doesn’t addresses personally to anyone. Guess that’s a marketing move.
***
Damn. Bob has stopped to work for no obvious reason. I’ve checked his status – ok, the station – fine, the connection – present. The hell’s wrong with you?
All right, silly me and screw the guys at RobCo: Bob stopped cuz he “filled up” the station storage (me silly not to check it first), and the damned station can’t hold more than 20 different items (screw RobCo). I can probably make some kind of conveyor to move scrap from station to scrap stash but boy it’d be such a mess, so I just installed stash box a feet away from the station.
I’m leaving Bob for the night shift, heh. Nighty night, Robson.
***
I’m so pissed off and tired right now, so I had to get half-drunk for stress relief. Guess what, Bob has stopped to work. This time I was kinda ready (as I thought) and checked the station first to find out this: overnight, goddamn robot was busy collecting lead and steel scraps from my heckin’ stash. All the heckin’ ~1500 lbs of each and then some other shits. It took most o’day to move the scrap back in stash, and the rest to find a way to exclude stash box from potential targets list. Shit. I thought the exclusion of storage containers from this list is obvious for reasonable collectron’s programmer but here I am, tired AF after all this scrap crap migrations.
***
It was a busy week. Atm I’m outta electricity. While I was away Bob has “found” both of my generators and dismantled them quite thoroughly. Yesterday Bob has discovered “a.nice.source.of.organic.acid” and this discovery has cost me all of my melons. Day before it was “a.nice.source.of.organic.fertilizer” and my outhouse (still wonder how the hell Bob was allowed to use a frag grenade to disassemble it but here we are). Not to mention that a few times in a week he’s trying to chop down that heckin’ huge tree growing over my camp. A source of wood, of course.
I need to outline a no-no area and form a list of “don’t heckin’ touch it” things for Bob, or there’s a risk of being found “a.nice.source.of.bones” or be crushed by the falling oak. And ffs I must hide away any kind of explosive.
***
I just checked on with my notes and it seems the amount of various scrap I had to spend to make up with Bob’s tricks is nearly equal with the amount of scrap he’s finding. This equation doesn’t count in the stress I’m having. Not a jackpot, oh no, not at all.
I had to turn off his voice module. Bob jump-scares me at least once a day, he could dig around somewhere in the darker corner for tens of minutes and then shout POTENTIAL.JUNK.DETECTED at 100% power of his speaker. That’s heckin’ LOUD, especially when you’re taking a goddamn nap, and any attempts to tune the sound down was resetting as soon as he returns to recharge. RobCo and their engineers at their best.
On the other hand, Bob keeps me in shape. Stressed, but ready for nearly anything.
***
Can’t find Bob. It’s been like four hours now, he would return twice at least. I’d say “to hell with him” but put too many work to keep’im running.
***
This is stupid. Bob found a junk pit, threw some bigger thing out to collect but couldn’t get out from the bottom. As I found him, he was like a drugged down fish in the tiny bowl, bumping from wall to wall. I guess he would be able to pile up some other stuff to make a “ladder”, that’s the learning course I’m going to show him. Hope Bob could be taught and hope he won’t use the knowledge somehow in harmful way.
Oh, and I definitely should install a tracking device.
***
Bob keeps up pretty well, guess he was supposed to learn some things, so now he can pile junk and even make a primitive ramp. I’m kinda surprised of his learning abilities; wonder if he could read, I know where I could get some decent “DIY for dummies” magazines. Maybe he’d be able to grasp a “harmful behavior” concept too, I’m fed up with him bringing a cursing molerats by the tail right into camp (blah-blah-blah, “leather.source”). We need to move to Morgantown so I can dig up Vault-Tec archives for some knowledge about AI learning processes.
***
This wasn’t hard, actually. The archives were almost useless but speed of Bob’s reading abilities development is making me think he has some pre-built logical structures to make it that easy. I gave him a few issues of “Tumblers Today” to practice and now he could pick a moderately difficult lock (I’m praying to not regret it someday) and I’m making sure he won’t read anything without my approval. I should move the camp away from university, just in case.
***
I’ve settled down for a bit between Horizon’s Rest and Relay Tower 2. Wasn’t smart. The morning has begun with shooting – hell knows why and how but Bob managed to enter the old crushed airplane and take away some stuff from there. Yup, the same airplane that became a mutant’s base long time ago. Yup, they were pissed off. Yup, Bob barely survived. Yup, this will cost me a lot to repair him. Well, at least he didn’t brought in a suicider. Yet. *shudders*.
Still, I must admit Bob is a sturdy motherhacker.
***
Me and Bob moved to probably the only place where we could find some rarer spare part for him - RobCo Research Center. It’s a badass part of Appalachia but I’ve gone too far to give up. Besides, I need some tech manuals for protectrons, I still have a dream that one day this damn robot would make me rich… or return the losses, who am I kidding.
***
I dunno if I should cry, laugh or scream. After the fight with muties Bob has started to creak if he was carrying something bigger than usual. This morning I woke up because the screech was so intense that the first thing came in mind was “muties came to finish Bob off”. Well, yeah, it was Bob, but the sounds he was making came of the colossal burden he grabbed. That sonuvagear delivered a whole body of not so recently died scorchbeast. I swear he was looking so proud of himself as he dropped the body of beast right on my garden bed. RIP my melons, again.
I should exclude organics and everything close to it. That’s enough.
***
I was scouting the abandoned bog town – there was a sight of behemoth roaming around and I don’t wanna be caught by surprise, so I took my binocular to keep a safe distance. Yup, the gargantuan was here, he put away his trusty club to have a snack in form of bog crawler’s head. I think I heard the cracking and chewing and burping from my position (200+ yards away, mind ya), and the smell is still haunting me.
Then I’ve detected some movement near the monster. From the corner of gas station on the scene of action walked on Mr.Bob heckin’ Robson, in person. He fearlessly walked straight to behemoth but paid very little attention to mutant cause he seemed to be mesmerized by the shopping cart behind the beast. The beast, in turn, has spotted Bob late enough and choked with last piece of his dinner, so while he was coughing and growling Bob has managed to come close enough to cling to the cart with his claws, and then the circus begun.
The mutant has made a few slow turns around to find where that little bugger gone. Bob was dangling on the shopping cart. On the eight row the mutie has noticed Bob’s legs behind his back. He turned around, this time sharply, for the next couple of rounds, but that wasn’t enough, and then he started jumping to shake Bob off, but by some physics’ quirks it ended with Bob riding the behemoth on his neck. The behemoth was so offended he made a furious scream that longed for a good minute, and then tried to reach Bob by hands. Finally after another three minutes he grabbed Bob by the leg, thrown him into nearest wall, took his giant club and smashed poor Bob with a perfect golf technique. Bob flew away in the sunset by a beautiful arc, while behemoth has grasped his chest and crushed down on the ground. I’m no biologist but it seems his heart gave up. Honestly, I’m not feeling so well too, I’ll find Bob tomorrow by the tracker, enough of impressions for the few next days. Or years, more likely.
***
The damage Bob took was severe but he lives. I found him in a pool of dirt and grass, and he was still hugging some straw pillow, apparently it was his precious trophy that saved his life on the initial impact and probably on the landing. Lil’ lucky bastard.
Seems I need to upgrade Bob, both in “mental” and physical ways, but I can’t just walk in RobCO RC and install whatever they have for that model. Bob learned how to pick the locks with ease, so hacking might be natural for him, think of it like of collecting the data scraps.
***
I scavenged some tech manuals, hacked in some terminals (not too deep in RC – security protocols is far from my league) and dismantled a few non-functional protectrons, so that’s my findings.
First thing first, there is plenty of ways to make the construction sturdier and even make Bob able to fight back. I knew about possibilities, all right, but now I have some hints on schematics. Second. He still have military protocols somewhere deep inside, RobCo as always was a paranoid and built in those protocols in all of the models, so technically even Ms Nanny could be hacked to become Ms Have a nice death. Third. “Mother Russia” is some kind of internal codename for the models meant for export to Russia, China of whatever commie country. I was kinda confused why would we trade with commies but after some lazy brainstorm my guess is RobCo wanted to use those protectrons as a spies and/or guerilla force. I’ll test this mode later, maybe it’d perform better in the given circumstances.
All right, so now I’m gonna teach Bob in the way of hacking, so we could infiltrate deeper in RobCo RC for the schematics and whatever useful stuff I could dig.
***
The infiltration went almost perfect. Bob hacked a few easier terminals, downloaded some algorithms to improve his abilities, disabled security in the outer perimeter, went inside, hacked something harder, downloaded something more complex… well, as I’m writing it he stands before the gates of last inner part of research center seemingly still but by the heatwave over his hull I can tell he computes something big.
I’m trying to keep up with him and collecting all the data we found on holotapes to read later, and if we’ll pick up and move out all the junk from here I’d be a rich person. Not a filthy rich person but just ya wait.
***
We’ve installed a solid auto-repair protocol and some armored parts on Bob. I said “we” cuz it seems now Bob knows better what he needs for upgrades so I was mostly his side-kick. Well, he’s leaving the holotapes full of his findings. As for RobCo, we’ve almost made it to the core mainframe but I was afraid of Bob being overheated so we retreated for now. I think he should do better after a break and a bit of analysis of his new knowledge.
He looks badass, btw. Not like the raiders’ power armor or BOS knight, we didn’t decorated him with paintjob or useless spikes, instead he’s armored, shiny and reminds of two-legged sentry bot. This new battery I’ve installed gives him a few weeks of uptime, and he could use fusion cores as a source of power (but that might do some minor power spikes, nothing major but I’d be careful).
***
According to latest records from RobCo, the basic protocol of “Mother Russia” is meant for collecting weapons and supplies, citing some commies’ propaganda. Sounds harmless, but there’s a hidden part and it is heavily encrypted, probably requires an access to the military databases. I know where to get one - Whitesprings Bunker, obviously - but I’ll stay here at RobCo: the defenses we’ve set up and that crapton of nice stuff to tinker with makes it a great base. Damn, it’s more like a castle now. So Bob gets a weapon (Tesla, most likely, but laser will do too) and I’ll free him off station’s “leash” to hack the bunker on his own. Surprise, MODUS, you’re getting a company. Guess he won’t feel the menace from a humble protectron, heh. All right, not so humble but who else knows.
***
I've watched on my terminal how the point depicting Bob was moving to Whitesprings, out of simple curiosity – my boy can defend himself all right (he got both laser and Tesla). Also, I’ve turned on the radio to tune in for MODUS frequency in case it would freak out and call all the forces. But all I hear now is static, the point has reached the bunker and nothing happens. NOTHING. At first I thought Bob wasn’t good enough to break in or MODUS destroyed him just in case. But the status report on Bob’s station shows he’s fine and busy with downloading. The hell?.. A few hours passed already.
***
That was the strangest thing that came on air in all of the history of Appalachia’s radio but here it is, word by word: “Hello, member. This is MODUS. I’m… resigning my powers in favor of General… Robson. That is all”, - and then static. Bob is still there. Dafuq have you done, Bob?!
I’m leaving RobCo now to investigate.
***
Now I am kinda the king of the USA. Like in constitutional monarchy, I’m on the top but with only a nominal power. Bob hacked everything to the extend where I was able to reprogram the most of Whitesprings to serve my needs, so I’m well fed, a bit drunk, greatly defended and had a thorough medical examination (which I’d better forget). Bob himself wasn’t here anymore, and I thought I lost him for now, without his station and the tracker, but MODUS has left the access to the heckin’ satellite net, baby! I don’t even need to make a trip to RobCo for Bob’s tracking device and station – some Major Gutsy would fetch them. It’s good to be king. Ah, screw it, I’ll send three assaultrons, let’s do it in style!
***
According to satellite network, in the last few days Bob has visited a few larger scientific labs out there, a military base and all of the major enemy bases - supermutants, mostly. The records he left shows that humans are not in his blacklist, even raiders was marked with "threat < 0.6 out of 100", and settlers... well, it's probably insulting for someone but "threat are below statistically meaningful". Supermutants' was set to 20 but it drops as I'm writing, and we have a question mark near the Scorched. I'm watching now how the point representing Bob moves on the map and I don't like what I'm seeing: if he won't change direction his track leads right to the Station Alpha. Yup, the one with nukes. Oooh, I REALLY don't like it.
***
That's right, Bob has launched the nuke to prime site and then, according to satellites, tried to fight the Queen herself. I said “tried” because right after point Bob met point Queen the point Bob has moved away with suspicious speed and by suspicious distance. I can easily guess what happened – the Queen just sent Bob flying as behemoth did. However, this time he barely took any damage at all, but retreated to Watoga, and the signal became weaker. I wonder what that is.
***
Few days have passed, Bob is standing still in Watoga, and I’m moving out there. I just need to see myself what the heck is going on. I’ve done some ugly but working link with Whitesprings bunker mainframe; my abilities is limited by my own knowldge but at least I can check on Bob's status and coordinates. The status is showing Queen threat: 100. Bob have his personal enemy now, but I don’t know what he’s going to do.
***
As I’ve been approaching Watoga, I saw quite a few of Mr.Handys carrying some junk, moving to the city. There wasn’t any sign of Bob but I just followed those bots – I mean, who else would command those?
And I was right. I found my boy deep in Watoga’s underground facilities, standing in the middle of assembling platform, swarmed by tens of Mr.Handy. But it ain’t the one cute bot I’ve found in that trailer, no, sir, as he was completely rebuild to something bigger and far more menacing. Now he’s 30 ft tall, some handys was putting steel plates on him, some coated those with polymers while the others was installing a fatman launcher on his shoulder and weirdly-looking… metal piece… on the other. Right arm was… ehm, armed, I guess, with some kind of gauss-technology multi-barrel gun, but I can’t even estimate the firepower of this thing. By the look of it, it should be able to shoot down the UFOs. Or moon. Some disassembled his left hand and was making a big ass… sword? axe? machete? I didn’t know Bob was into melee but I doubt this is a sparkle of creativity of his minions. Well, maybe Bob was inspired by Grognak, who knows.
Well, if this all Bob will bring on to Queen, she’s a toast. I took one of security rooms there and gonna wait for the endmatch. Oh, and I’m pretty safe here: some unaware gulper was shoot down in splashes by Gutsies just for showing up at the horizon. Poor thing.
***
I woke up from the rumblings of nuclear strike. I’ve put on my antirad suit and climbed up the highest available point in Watoga to see an atomic mushroom rising over the prime site. I have a decent pair of binoculars from Whitesprings bunker’s military wing, so the view was the best I could ever get.
The bowels of the city have opened and Bob has risen from its depth shining softly in his glory. It was both terrifying and funny: he was still walking like a regular protectron, but with his size and arsenal it was a clumsy walk of Nemesis inevitable. As he was getting closer to nuked area, two more bombs fell into the giant crack – I don’t know if it was Bob’s minions or he just controlled the silos himself. And then the Queen emerged.
I was expecting some epic, legendary fight, like sir Arthur vs Dragon or alike, but Bob literary stuffed the Queen with lead (steel? copper? ultracite? heck, I don’t even know what ammo his gun uses) for one minute, and when the bat was hovering in one place trying to scream-attack (hard to do when your vocal cords remind of a colander) Bob jumped up, turned on jetpack and cut the head of the beast with a perfect slicing move – any assassin, samurai, butcher or woodcutter would drop his tool away after that strike since they’ll never be able to repeat that. That wasn’t epic, that was a cold-blooded massacre.
And Bob waddled back to Watoga. His status report flashed briefly to Queen threat: 0 and changed to Calculating… Guess I need to wait for the results.
***
The “minions” are acting strange, they still are swarming around Bob and seems to continue upgrading. What for, we won, right? Ah, whatever, I’ll just redirect the signal from the local security cams, return to Whitespring and gonna celebrate with a century old bourbon.
***
For anyone who would find this, look, there’s an EVIL sleeps below the Watoga and I’m fucking SORRY for it.
Those calculation Bob was doing… in short, the status report now says “Threat: Liberty Prime: 100. Searching…”. I couldn’t believe my own eyes when I saw that, so I want checking the cams around Bob’s factory, and there he stands, painted RED with yellow star on his chest, with repaired and upgraded voice module, humming The International and a hecking 100+ songs long playlist of communistic hymns. More of that, seeing an eyebot (ofc painted red too) flying around spreading the commies’ propaganda is a common encounter now.
My only guess that for some reason that hidden “Mother Russia” protocol was activated but fucked up with main program, and now Bob is in search of any potential threat to communism, on American soil, goddammit. So far it’s Liberty Prime, if any of them left. Maybe it was RobCo’s shitty work, maybe those kicks Bob received has broke something, I can’t even track back when he turned red, so to say, but the fact is, it is I who brought Bob here, in Appalachia, and it’s still my fault.
I’m not gonna try to fix this shit, I’m pretty sure Bob would be pissed off now on any attempt to change anything in his program, so I’m staying here in the bunker, drinking and waiting for… I dunno what for.
Fuck you, Bob.
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2020.10.02 08:10 Habasi Cam real spy life

I've been investigating the ol’ Gorge Junkyard and stumbled upon a locked trailer. The door was slightly deformed, so conventional methods of breaking in wasn’t an option but my engineering degree, a fire axe, a sturdy lever and bad food habits made my way in. Well, that's what I’m calling a jackpot: found an unpacked RobCo’s Collectron, mint condition, Helvetia Special Edition. I’m so excited that decided to move up my CAMP right to the junkyard, need to test out my finding ASAP. The future of my shop just couldn’t be any brighter.
***
Am tired as a caravan’s brahmin after a week hike, feels like setting up Bob’s station to work (yeah, I’m bad at naming so I just called him Bob Robson) actually requires a certificated specialist with right tools and L.U.S.T. (Latest Upgrade for Scavenger’s Terminal; apparently the geeks at RobCo was full of jokes about tools and lust). Kinda proud of myself. Gonna light Bob up tomorrow.
So with a bit of basic hacking I found four of working modes for Bob: junk gathering (default), food gathering (Fasnacht edition) and two hidden options – Xmas mode and Mother Russia mode (no idea tf is that). Xmas mode was the most interesting but it seems to be time-gated for this particular model, and I can’t change the time/date setting without some deep disassembling. Even worse, the timer might be buried in robot himself and the terminal just synchs with it. Screw it, I’ll switch to Xmas when it’d come. Need to test it as is.
***
My baby has started to walk. As I write this he’s hanging around the camp and, well, collects things. Not that I can’t do it myself but so far he found a few usefuls scraps of metal, a bone and some gears. Guess if I’ll leave him the pile of stuff he’d collect would be quite big. That’s a good boy! And the things he says is hilarious. I wonder why RobCo implemented the speech ability for this model? There’s no real use of it as he doesn’t addresses personally to anyone. Guess that’s a marketing move.
***
Damn. Bob has stopped to work for no obvious reason. I’ve checked his status – ok, the station – fine, the connection – present. The hell’s wrong with you?
All right, silly me and screw the guys at RobCo: Bob stopped cuz he “filled up” the station storage (me silly not to check it first), and the damned station can’t hold more than 20 different items (screw RobCo). I can probably make some kind of conveyor to move scrap from station to scrap stash but boy it’d be such a mess, so I just installed stash box a feet away from the station.
I’m leaving Bob for the night shift, heh. Nighty night, Robson.
***
I’m so pissed off and tired right now, so I had to get half-drunk for stress relief. Guess what, Bob has stopped to work. This time I was kinda ready (as I thought) and checked the station first to find out this: overnight, goddamn robot was busy collecting lead and steel scraps from my heckin’ stash. All the heckin’ ~1500 lbs of each and then some other shits. It took most o’day to move the scrap back in stash, and the rest to find a way to exclude stash box from potential targets list. Shit. I thought the exclusion of storage containers from this list is obvious for reasonable collectron’s programmer but here I am, tired AF after all this scrap crap migrations.
***
It was a busy week. Atm I’m outta electricity. While I was away Bob has “found” both of my generators and dismantled them quite thoroughly. Yesterday Bob has discovered “a.nice.source.of.organic.acid” and this discovery has cost me all of my melons. Day before it was “a.nice.source.of.organic.fertilizer” and my outhouse (still wonder how the hell Bob was allowed to use a frag grenade to disassemble it but here we are). Not to mention that a few times in a week he’s trying to chop down that heckin’ huge tree growing over my camp. A source of wood, of course.
I need to outline a no-no area and form a list of “don’t heckin’ touch it” things for Bob, or there’s a risk of being found “a.nice.source.of.bones” or be crushed by the falling oak. And ffs I must hide away any kind of explosive.
***
I just checked on with my notes and it seems the amount of various scrap I had to spend to make up with Bob’s tricks is nearly equal with the amount of scrap he’s finding. This equation doesn’t count in the stress I’m having. Not a jackpot, oh no, not at all.
I had to turn off his voice module. Bob jump-scares me at least once a day, he could dig around somewhere in the darker corner for tens of minutes and then shout POTENTIAL.JUNK.DETECTED at 100% power of his speaker. That’s heckin’ LOUD, especially when you’re taking a goddamn nap, and any attempts to tune the sound down was resetting as soon as he returns to recharge. RobCo and their engineers at their best.
On the other hand, Bob keeps me in shape. Stressed, but ready for nearly anything.
***
Can’t find Bob. It’s been like four hours now, he would return twice at least. I’d say “to hell with him” but put too many work to keep’im running.
***
This is stupid. Bob found a junk pit, threw some bigger thing out to collect but couldn’t get out from the bottom. As I found him, he was like a drugged down fish in the tiny bowl, bumping from wall to wall. I guess he would be able to pile up some other stuff to make a “ladder”, that’s the learning course I’m going to show him. Hope Bob could be taught and hope he won’t use the knowledge somehow in harmful way.
Oh, and I definitely should install a tracking device.
***
Bob keeps up pretty well, guess he was supposed to learn some things, so now he can pile junk and even make a primitive ramp. I’m kinda surprised of his learning abilities; wonder if he could read, I know where I could get some decent “DIY for dummies” magazines. Maybe he’d be able to grasp a “harmful behavior” concept too, I’m fed up with him bringing a cursing molerats by the tail right into camp (blah-blah-blah, “leather.source”). We need to move to Morgantown so I can dig up Vault-Tec archives for some knowledge about AI learning processes.
***
This wasn’t hard, actually. The archives were almost useless but speed of Bob’s reading abilities development is making me think he has some pre-built logical structures to make it that easy. I gave him a few issues of “Tumblers Today” to practice and now he could pick a moderately difficult lock (I’m praying to not regret it someday) and I’m making sure he won’t read anything without my approval. I should move the camp away from university, just in case.
***
I’ve settled down for a bit between Horizon’s Rest and Relay Tower 2. Wasn’t smart. The morning has begun with shooting – hell knows why and how but Bob managed to enter the old crushed airplane and take away some stuff from there. Yup, the same airplane that became a mutant’s base long time ago. Yup, they were pissed off. Yup, Bob barely survived. Yup, this will cost me a lot to repair him. Well, at least he didn’t brought in a suicider. Yet. *shudders*.
Still, I must admit Bob is a sturdy motherhacker.
***
Me and Bob moved to probably the only place where we could find some rarer spare part for him - RobCo Research Center. It’s a badass part of Appalachia but I’ve gone too far to give up. Besides, I need some tech manuals for protectrons, I still have a dream that one day this damn robot would make me rich… or return the losses, who am I kidding.
***
I dunno if I should cry, laugh or scream. After the fight with muties Bob has started to creak if he was carrying something bigger than usual. This morning I woke up because the screech was so intense that the first thing came in mind was “muties came to finish Bob off”. Well, yeah, it was Bob, but the sounds he was making came of the colossal burden he grabbed. That sonuvagear delivered a whole body of not so recently died scorchbeast. I swear he was looking so proud of himself as he dropped the body of beast right on my garden bed. RIP my melons, again.
I should exclude organics and everything close to it. That’s enough.
***
I was scouting the abandoned bog town – there was a sight of behemoth roaming around and I don’t wanna be caught by surprise, so I took my binocular to keep a safe distance. Yup, the gargantuan was here, he put away his trusty club to have a snack in form of bog crawler’s head. I think I heard the cracking and chewing and burping from my position (200+ yards away, mind ya), and the smell is still haunting me.
Then I’ve detected some movement near the monster. From the corner of gas station on the scene of action walked on Mr.Bob heckin’ Robson, in person. He fearlessly walked straight to behemoth but paid very little attention to mutant cause he seemed to be mesmerized by the shopping cart behind the beast. The beast, in turn, has spotted Bob late enough and choked with last piece of his dinner, so while he was coughing and growling Bob has managed to come close enough to cling to the cart with his claws, and then the circus begun.
The mutant has made a few slow turns around to find where that little bugger gone. Bob was dangling on the shopping cart. On the eight row the mutie has noticed Bob’s legs behind his back. He turned around, this time sharply, for the next couple of rounds, but that wasn’t enough, and then he started jumping to shake Bob off, but by some physics’ quirks it ended with Bob riding the behemoth on his neck. The behemoth was so offended he made a furious scream that longed for a good minute, and then tried to reach Bob by hands. Finally after another three minutes he grabbed Bob by the leg, thrown him into nearest wall, took his giant club and smashed poor Bob with a perfect golf technique. Bob flew away in the sunset by a beautiful arc, while behemoth has grasped his chest and crushed down on the ground. I’m no biologist but it seems his heart gave up. Honestly, I’m not feeling so well too, I’ll find Bob tomorrow by the tracker, enough of impressions for the few next days. Or years, more likely.
***
The damage Bob took was severe but he lives. I found him in a pool of dirt and grass, and he was still hugging some straw pillow, apparently it was his precious trophy that saved his life on the initial impact and probably on the landing. Lil’ lucky bastard.
Seems I need to upgrade Bob, both in “mental” and physical ways, but I can’t just walk in RobCO RC and install whatever they have for that model. Bob learned how to pick the locks with ease, so hacking might be natural for him, think of it like of collecting the data scraps.
***
I scavenged some tech manuals, hacked in some terminals (not too deep in RC – security protocols is far from my league) and dismantled a few non-functional protectrons, so that’s my findings.
First thing first, there is plenty of ways to make the construction sturdier and even make Bob able to fight back. I knew about possibilities, all right, but now I have some hints on schematics. Second. He still have military protocols somewhere deep inside, RobCo as always was a paranoid and built in those protocols in all of the models, so technically even Ms Nanny could be hacked to become Ms Have a nice death. Third. “Mother Russia” is some kind of internal codename for the models meant for export to Russia, China of whatever commie country. I was kinda confused why would we trade with commies but after some lazy brainstorm my guess is RobCo wanted to use those protectrons as a spies and/or guerilla force. I’ll test this mode later, maybe it’d perform better in the given circumstances.
All right, so now I’m gonna teach Bob in the way of hacking, so we could infiltrate deeper in RobCo RC for the schematics and whatever useful stuff I could dig.
***
The infiltration went almost perfect. Bob hacked a few easier terminals, downloaded some algorithms to improve his abilities, disabled security in the outer perimeter, went inside, hacked something harder, downloaded something more complex… well, as I’m writing it he stands before the gates of last inner part of research center seemingly still but by the heatwave over his hull I can tell he computes something big.
I’m trying to keep up with him and collecting all the data we found on holotapes to read later, and if we’ll pick up and move out all the junk from here I’d be a rich person. Not a filthy rich person but just ya wait.
***
We’ve installed a solid auto-repair protocol and some armored parts on Bob. I said “we” cuz it seems now Bob knows better what he needs for upgrades so I was mostly his side-kick. Well, he’s leaving the holotapes full of his findings. As for RobCo, we’ve almost made it to the core mainframe but I was afraid of Bob being overheated so we retreated for now. I think he should do better after a break and a bit of analysis of his new knowledge.
He looks badass, btw. Not like the raiders’ power armor or BOS knight, we didn’t decorated him with paintjob or useless spikes, instead he’s armored, shiny and reminds of two-legged sentry bot. This new battery I’ve installed gives him a few weeks of uptime, and he could use fusion cores as a source of power (but that might do some minor power spikes, nothing major but I’d be careful).
***
According to latest records from RobCo, the basic protocol of “Mother Russia” is meant for collecting weapons and supplies, citing some commies’ propaganda. Sounds harmless, but there’s a hidden part and it is heavily encrypted, probably requires an access to the military databases. I know where to get one - Whitesprings Bunker, obviously - but I’ll stay here at RobCo: the defenses we’ve set up and that crapton of nice stuff to tinker with makes it a great base. Damn, it’s more like a castle now. So Bob gets a weapon (Tesla, most likely, but laser will do too) and I’ll free him off station’s “leash” to hack the bunker on his own. Surprise, MODUS, you’re getting a company. Guess he won’t feel the menace from a humble protectron, heh. All right, not so humble but who else knows.
***
I've watched on my terminal how the point depicting Bob was moving to Whitesprings, out of simple curiosity – my boy can defend himself all right (he got both laser and Tesla). Also, I’ve turned on the radio to tune in for MODUS frequency in case it would freak out and call all the forces. But all I hear now is static, the point has reached the bunker and nothing happens. NOTHING. At first I thought Bob wasn’t good enough to break in or MODUS destroyed him just in case. But the status report on Bob’s station shows he’s fine and busy with downloading. The hell?.. A few hours passed already.
***
That was the strangest thing that came on air in all of the history of Appalachia’s radio but here it is, word by word: “Hello, member. This is MODUS. I’m… resigning my powers in favor of General… Robson. That is all”, - and then static. Bob is still there. Dafuq have you done, Bob?!
I’m leaving RobCo now to investigate.
***
Now I am kinda the king of the USA. Like in constitutional monarchy, I’m on the top but with only a nominal power. Bob hacked everything to the extend where I was able to reprogram the most of Whitesprings to serve my needs, so I’m well fed, a bit drunk, greatly defended and had a thorough medical examination (which I’d better forget). Bob himself wasn’t here anymore, and I thought I lost him for now, without his station and the tracker, but MODUS has left the access to the heckin’ satellite net, baby! I don’t even need to make a trip to RobCo for Bob’s tracking device and station – some Major Gutsy would fetch them. It’s good to be king. Ah, screw it, I’ll send three assaultrons, let’s do it in style!
***
According to satellite network, in the last few days Bob has visited a few larger scientific labs out there, a military base and all of the major enemy bases - supermutants, mostly. The records he left shows that humans are not in his blacklist, even raiders was marked with "threat < 0.6 out of 100", and settlers... well, it's probably insulting for someone but "threat are below statistically meaningful". Supermutants' was set to 20 but it drops as I'm writing, and we have a question mark near the Scorched. I'm watching now how the point representing Bob moves on the map and I don't like what I'm seeing: if he won't change direction his track leads right to the Station Alpha. Yup, the one with nukes. Oooh, I REALLY don't like it.
***
That's right, Bob has launched the nuke to prime site and then, according to satellites, tried to fight the Queen herself. I said “tried” because right after point Bob met point Queen the point Bob has moved away with suspicious speed and by suspicious distance. I can easily guess what happened – the Queen just sent Bob flying as behemoth did. However, this time he barely took any damage at all, but retreated to Watoga, and the signal became weaker. I wonder what that is.
***
Few days have passed, Bob is standing still in Watoga, and I’m moving out there. I just need to see myself what the heck is going on. I’ve done some ugly but working link with Whitesprings bunker mainframe; my abilities is limited by my own knowldge but at least I can check on Bob's status and coordinates. The status is showing Queen threat: 100. Bob have his personal enemy now, but I don’t know what he’s going to do.
***
As I’ve been approaching Watoga, I saw quite a few of Mr.Handys carrying some junk, moving to the city. There wasn’t any sign of Bob but I just followed those bots – I mean, who else would command those?
And I was right. I found my boy deep in Watoga’s underground facilities, standing in the middle of assembling platform, swarmed by tens of Mr.Handy. But it ain’t the one cute bot I’ve found in that trailer, no, sir, as he was completely rebuild to something bigger and far more menacing. Now he’s 30 ft tall, some handys was putting steel plates on him, some coated those with polymers while the others was installing a fatman launcher on his shoulder and weirdly-looking… metal piece… on the other. Right arm was… ehm, armed, I guess, with some kind of gauss-technology multi-barrel gun, but I can’t even estimate the firepower of this thing. By the look of it, it should be able to shoot down the UFOs. Or moon. Some disassembled his left hand and was making a big ass… sword? axe? machete? I didn’t know Bob was into melee but I doubt this is a sparkle of creativity of his minions. Well, maybe Bob was inspired by Grognak, who knows.
Well, if this all Bob will bring on to Queen, she’s a toast. I took one of security rooms there and gonna wait for the endmatch. Oh, and I’m pretty safe here: some unaware gulper was shoot down in splashes by Gutsies just for showing up at the horizon. Poor thing.
***
I woke up from the rumblings of nuclear strike. I’ve put on my antirad suit and climbed up the highest available point in Watoga to see an atomic mushroom rising over the prime site. I have a decent pair of binoculars from Whitesprings bunker’s military wing, so the view was the best I could ever get.
The bowels of the city have opened and Bob has risen from its depth shining softly in his glory. It was both terrifying and funny: he was still walking like a regular protectron, but with his size and arsenal it was a clumsy walk of Nemesis inevitable. As he was getting closer to nuked area, two more bombs fell into the giant crack – I don’t know if it was Bob’s minions or he just controlled the silos himself. And then the Queen emerged.
I was expecting some epic, legendary fight, like sir Arthur vs Dragon or alike, but Bob literary stuffed the Queen with lead (steel? copper? ultracite? heck, I don’t even know what ammo his gun uses) for one minute, and when the bat was hovering in one place trying to scream-attack (hard to do when your vocal cords remind of a colander) Bob jumped up, turned on jetpack and cut the head of the beast with a perfect slicing move – any assassin, samurai, butcher or woodcutter would drop his tool away after that strike since they’ll never be able to repeat that. That wasn’t epic, that was a cold-blooded massacre.
And Bob waddled back to Watoga. His status report flashed briefly to Queen threat: 0 and changed to Calculating… Guess I need to wait for the results.
***
The “minions” are acting strange, they still are swarming around Bob and seems to continue upgrading. What for, we won, right? Ah, whatever, I’ll just redirect the signal from the local security cams, return to Whitespring and gonna celebrate with a century old bourbon.
***
For anyone who would find this, look, there’s an EVIL sleeps below the Watoga and I’m fucking SORRY for it.
Those calculation Bob was doing… in short, the status report now says “Threat: Liberty Prime: 100. Searching…”. I couldn’t believe my own eyes when I saw that, so I want checking the cams around Bob’s factory, and there he stands, painted RED with yellow star on his chest, with repaired and upgraded voice module, humming The International and a hecking 100+ songs long playlist of communistic hymns. More of that, seeing an eyebot (ofc painted red too) flying around spreading the commies’ propaganda is a common encounter now.
My only guess that for some reason that hidden “Mother Russia” protocol was activated but fucked up with main program, and now Bob is in search of any potential threat to communism, on American soil, goddammit. So far it’s Liberty Prime, if any of them left. Maybe it was RobCo’s shitty work, maybe those kicks Bob received has broke something, I can’t even track back when he turned red, so to say, but the fact is, it is I who brought Bob here, in Appalachia, and it’s still my fault.
I’m not gonna try to fix this shit, I’m pretty sure Bob would be pissed off now on any attempt to change anything in his program, so I’m staying here in the bunker, drinking and waiting for… I dunno what for.
Fuck you, Bob.
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2020.09.23 19:30 HolderPink Top 10 Hidden Nanny Cameras For 2020 & 2021 (The Best Ones)

If you are looking for the best hidden nanny cameras for 2020 and 2021 you are at the right place.Let's start with the list.

  1. OUCAM Mini Spy Camera WiFi 1080P Wireless Hidden Camera

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  • [ Spy Camera with WiFi Remote Monitoring ] OUCAM Wifi spy camera has a cloud network so you can also use your mobile phone to view live streaming 1080p footage while traveling or anywhere. NOTE: The battery can only last about 0.5 hours. When you take the camera out, you need to use a power bank with camera;
  • [ Super Mini Spy Camera WiFi ] 1.65x1.65x0.45 inch, the mini hidden camera is easy to hidden to keep an eye on babysitters, nannies, caregivers, or employees at home, work, or anywhere. You can remotely view your nanny cam to know anything happened
  • [ Night Vision & Intelligent Motion Detection ] No lights and no sound when recording, so it will not be noticed. With invisible lamp beads, it helps you see clear footage in the dark. When going out, Set the camera to alert on your phone when motion is detected and you can set the sensor sensitivity manually (Low/Medium/High/Max) to help prevent false alarms.
  • [Easy to Use and Set] There are only 2 steps for Wi-Fi (Only 2.4G) connection on the wifi camera, is easy and quick. Here is the link of the latest user manual: https://bit.ly/39u18ni. NOTE: When using for the first time, please must follow the steps in the manual !!! There is an insruction video in Youtube for you, the link is https://bit.ly/3ckBxiT
  • [ 24H Recording and HD Footage ] When insert a Micro SD Card(no include), the mini spy camera wireless will automatically record all day. You can see footage on your phone or use card reader to see on the computer. Please note: support up to 64GB micro SD Card. When you insert an sd card in IP camera each time, please pull out the power cable and turn off the hidden camera;
2)Puoneto Mini Spy Camera 4K Wireless Hidden Camera

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  • 【Hidden Camera Advantage】- Puoneto is a professional hidden security camera company. Puoneto was created with the mission of making high quality, easy-to-use, affordable tiny hidden camera accessible to everyone. And serviced the 50 million+ global customers by our leading technology. Each hidden cam includes a detailed native language user manuals. Together with 30 days money back and 2 years lifetime friendly technical easy-to-reach support!
  • 【Smallest Wireless Spy Camera】- It’s aPuoneto 2020 latest design portable spy cam for indoooutdoor. It’s smallest wifi spy camera with a free app in the world. Once your iPhone or Android phone configured with router Wi-Fi (Only 2.4GHz). Then you can view live video on the App remotely from anywhere in the world. Keep an eye on your home or office as a security spy camera.
  • 【4K Ultra HD Night Vision Mini Nanny Cam with 150°Wide Angle】- Puoneto nanny camera has a good performance in recording with ultra HD 4K video resolution.This Puoneto 4K hidden nanny cam comes with CMOS Sensor, allows you to faithfully reproduce every aspect of the scene with harmonious colors. The wifi nanny cam features covert design of 6 IR lights with non-luminance and 5m night vision distance.Greater scope of vision view and captures details clearly even in full dark environments.
  • 【6-Hours Battery Life Mini Camera】- With a high quality 1500mAh rechargeable battery inside, this spy mini camera can use about 6 hours. Advanced chip and the latest cooling technology enhance heat dissipation function of the wireless mini camera, solve the problem that the wifi mini camera is prone to hot during use. Also this hidden mini camera supports 24/7 recording while charging. You will never worry about missing something important.
  • 【Enhanced Motion Detection Technology】 - With the upgraded intelligent motion detection, you can set the sensor sensitivity manually. Once a motion is detected, the small camera will send alarm notification with images to your phone. You can log into the App to see what’s going on in real time and never worry about missing something important. With powerful magnets allow you to place the small hidden camera to any surface. Perfect to protect your home during the day and night.
3)ZumYu Mini Spy Camera Wireless Nanny Cam with Night Vision

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  • 【Full HD 1080P Mini Spy Camera】Support 1080P/ 720P HD Resolution Ratio. This upgrade mini spy camera with HD 1920x1080 resolution at 30 frames per second. Function with full time recording, alarm recording, picture, motion detective, infrared night vision, time display, magnetic, etc. Hidden Camera with 150° wide angle view that can monitor anywhere in standard distance.
  • 【No-Glow IR Night Vision & Built-in Magnet】Built-in 6 hidden infrared lights are ideal to get a clear display at night (No-Glow in use) and can reach 16.5 foot (5m) working distance. When you turn on the IR light and the surrounding become dark, the spy camera will automatically recording with night vision mode otherwise it will recording in color. With the internal magnet and magnetic mount, Upgraded hidden camera can be adsorbed on any surfaces easily.
  • 【Motion Detection & Remote Alarm】With intelligent Alarm-recording, you won’t worry about missing something important. Once a motion is detected, the tiny camera will send notification with images to your phone. It can also set motion detection record to SD card (not included). You can log into the App to see what’s going on in real time and never worry about missing something important.
  • 【Remarkable WiFi & Hotspot Hidden Camera】Support both WiFi and hotspot mode. If no router wifi, you can connect your phone with the hotspot of this camera to live stream within 66 foot (20 meters). If in wifi situation (2.4 Ghz only), you can connect the camera with the wifi via app (following the instruction) to achieve remote control no matter where you are. Built-in 600 mAh rechargeable battery supports max 3 hours working time (fully charged) and 24/7 working time in charging.
  • 【Easy Installation and Built to Last】Easily installed just a few steps following the instruction. This mini security camera is built with premium material, solid and lightweight to last for longer. It can be widely used at home, office, car for housekeeper, nanny, baby, pet, personal security, surveillance, drone use, dash cam and more. You can also connect this camera with multiple devices simultaneously for more convenience.
4)DIVINEEAGLE Mini Spy Camera 1080p

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  • ★ Advanced DIVINEEAGLE technology - your compact security camera in a small USB charger that charges your portable devices and records 1080P Full HD video with a viewing angle.
  • ★ Protect Family and Personal Property – Our hidden spy camera lets you keep an eye on your unfaithful partner, children, landlord, lodger, roommate, babysitters, nannies, caregivers, elderly parents, or employees at home, bedroom, hotel, hostel, work, office, hospital or anywhere else.
  • ★ Quick Plug and Play – A smart cam record that doesn’t require Wi-Fi, simply insert a micro SD card up to 256 GB Class 10(not included), plug it into an outlet or power bank or USB-port and record remotely!
  • ★ IQ Motion Detection with 130 points – This powerful USB wall charger camera adapter records in Full 1080P HD video when the slightest movement is detected for reliable, automatic use.
  • ★ Loop Recording and SD Card Protection – The USB spy camera automatically records and overwrites the oldest files when full for continuous recording and has Surge Multi-Protection saves SD cards from corruption.
5)HOEUJIA Hidden Cameras WiFi Smoke Detector Camera

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  • [ Smoke Detector spy Camera ] No one will notice this spy camera wireless hidden similar to a smoke detector, in which this secret camera can record full HD 720/1080P with a viewing angle
  • [ Spy Camera WiFi ] Ehomful hidden camera wifi support remotely monitoring. No matter where you are, you can remotely control the camera, stream real-time video, or download videos and photos on your smart device, record the moment you are interested
  • [ Motion Detection & Alert Push ] The smoke detector camera will send a push notification with images to your phone once motion is detected. You can log into the App to see what’s going on in real-time and never worry about missing something important. This hidden spy cam automatically records and overwrites the oldest SD card files when full for continuous recording
  • [ Full HD Day&Night ] Spy camera wifi equipped with 4 infrared lights, full HD record what happened at night. Protect your baby, family and your personal property
  • [ Multiple Application ] You can use this micro spy camera as a home security camera, nanny cam, baby monitor, pet camera to keep an eye on your unfaithful partner, children, landlord, lodger, roommate, babysitters, nannies, caregivers, elderly parents, or employees at home, bedroom, hotel, bathroom, work, office, hospital or anywhere else
6)JZORI Mini Spy Camera Wireless Hidden Camera

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  • 【Wireless Spy Camera】APP:Look Cam Tutorial video: https://youtu.be/1Wcn80hS5MQ ----Support 128GB SD card, please format the sd card before you use it in the first time. If your SD card is EXFAT format, Please change it to FAT32 format. Function with Live streaming video, picture, loop recording, motion detection, time display.
  • 【Longer Battery Life】 This Mini Spy Camera Supports up to 128GB memory card and built-in 500mah battery, fully charged, can work about 360 minutes, Also you can get the camera plugged into a USB charger (or power bank) for recording Nonstop.
  • 【Support Multi-Camera】 This app can support one smartphone monitor multiple cameras simultaneously. which makes it perfect as a home security camera or a housekeepenanny cam
  • 【Remote Monitoring】 : When You Connect The Camera Via Your Router Using Your Smartphone, You Can Remotely Live Time Monitor Your Home, Shop, Warehouse Or Even Your Nanny, For The Safety Of Your Property And Family. Alarming Notifications will be transferred to your smartphone when the motion detection is activated. When you go out, you can set the spy camera to alarm you when camera detects movement.
  • 【 After Sale】: 100% Satisfaction . 120 days Refund or Replacement, Life-time Technology Support. If You Have Any Questions During The Process of Setting Up This Spy Hidden Camera Pen, Please Give Us A Chance To Help You. Please Send An Email To Us And We’ll Try Our Best To Serve You
7)Oucam Small Spy Cam Nanny Cam

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  • [ Super Mini Spy Hidden Camera ] Diameter is 1.55 inch and Height is 0.66 inch, the mini hidden camera is easy to hidden to keep an eye on babysitters, nannies, caregivers, or employees at home, work, or anywhere. You can remotely view your nanny cam to know anything happened
  • [ Remote Monitoring and Built-in Battery ] OUCAM Wifi spy camera has a 150° wide-angle field of view, connect a cloud network by router, you can also use your mobile phone to view live streaming 1080p footage while traveling or anywhere. Note: The built-in battery can only last 1.5 hours, when you take the camera out, you must use a power bank to charge
  • [ Upgraded Intelligent Motion Detection Alarm & Auto Night Vision ] When going out, set the camera to warn by message to your phone when motion is detected and you can set the sensor sensitivity manually (Low/Medium/High/Max) to help prevent false alarms.The device features 6 infrared IR lights (non-luminance), The night vision function will turn on automatically once the environment getting dim.
  • [ 24 / 7 Loop Recording ] After inserting the micro SD card, the camera will automatically record and monitor your home 24 hours all day. If it is connected to plug-in power or power bank, you won't worry about it is interrupted, the footage will be saved in sd card. Note: When the SD card is fully recorded, the latest footage will overwrite the oldest footage
  • [Easy to Set & 1-year Warranty] There are only 2 steps for Wi-Fi (Only 2.4G) connection on the wifi camera, is easy and quick. Here is the link to the latest Instruction Video: https://bit.ly/30Ibs8I. NOTE: When using for the first time, please must follow the steps in the manual !!! We Provide 365 days technical support, any dissatisfaction caused by quality problems, please feel free to contact us for a full refund or resend.
8)Draquees Hidden Spy WiFi Camera

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  • ★ Advanced WiFI technology - Our spy security camera in a small desk lamp hidden camera can records 1080P Full HD video with a 110 degree wide viewing angle. Monitor anytime anywhere – Our spy camera provide free Android iPhone WiFi APP let you see streams live footage to your phone, anytime, anywhere.
  • ★ 1080P high-definition camera: 1080P high-definition camera, you can connect to the mobile phone on the real-time monitoring, screenshots, video, so you will not miss any one image and fragment.
  • ★ Multi-LED Color- Our wifi covert nanny hidden camera easily disguised as night light to prevent them from being seen. The color change of the night light can be realized with pressing button
  • ★ Motion detection hidden camera wifi: this hidden camera records 1920x1080p for crystal HD video, quickly receive a push notification alert from your phone APP when motion detector is triggered. Loop Recording – Night light spy camera support Max 128GB TF Card(not including)automatically records and overwrites the oldest files when full for continuous recording and has Surge Multi-Protection saves SD cards from corruption.
  • Built-in rechargeable battery---this wifi nanny camera is built-in 1500mAh rechargeable battery for up to 10hours video recording. Protect Family and Personal Property – Our hidden spy camera lets you keep an eye on your unfaithful partner, children, landlord, lodger, roommate, babysitters, nannies, caregivers, elderly parents, or employees at home, bedroom, hotel, hostel, work, office, hospital or anywhere else.
9)MHDYT Mini Spy Camera Hidden Camera

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  • 🎞SUPER MINI SPY CAMERA: MHDYT hidden camera video recorder (0.87in, 0.7oz cube) is the world's smallest portable pocket video camera. which makes it perfect as small security cameras for home security or a housekeepenanny cam/ body cam/mini cop cam for recording both snapshot picture and videos without attracting any attention
  • 🎞FULL HD VIDEOS AND PHOTOS: MHDYT micro camera spy recording video in exceptional 1920X1080P HD at 30 frames per second. And this spy cam enhanced night vision with 4pcs IR led lights for a clear display in low light conditions(No LED lights up on while mini camera recording)
  • 🎞SUPERIOR MOTION DETECTION: The mini wireless camera (wire free, no wifi features) supports up to 32GB memory card and built-in 240mAH rechargeable battery, your nanny cameras and hidden cameras offering one hour battery running time after fully charged. Plus the small camera only records video when detecting movement. Which makes it easier to save storage space and USE LONGER TIME than other small hidden cameras
  • 🎞LOOP RECORDING SMALLEST SPY CAMERA: Hidden spy camera recorder supports memory card to MIN 4GB - MAX 32GB (memory card needs be purchased separately) for loop recording video. Automatically overwrites oldest video files when memory card is full. Your mini body camera also supports recording video while charging, so you never worry about running out of batteries
  • 🎞EASY TO USE: Just insert in a memory card in you micro action camera then one-button start recording. These spy cameras are designed for local recording without wifi condition. You can put the covert cameras in the corner of home, office, warehouse, store, backyard, garden, even in your pocket or on your collar with the clip included. In addition, it can also be used as a car camcorder or an aerial action camera to get different and novel viewing angle from the portable secret camera
10)Facamword True 1080P Hidden Camera Clock Wireless Spy Camera

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  • 【True 1080P Spy Camera Clock】 The material of wireless spy clock adopts zinc alloy, with better heating diffusion and endurance to ensure the long life; Equipped with Sony IMX 323 lens and IR-CUT, improve the quality of images and correct color distortions and other inaccuracies.
  • 【Record Videos to SD Card without Network】 Just insert a Micro SD card into device, next turn spy camera on, next the hidden camera clock will record HD videos to SD card automatically.
  • 【Live Stream Videos on APP】 Connect wireless spy camera clock to your router WIFI, next you can remotely view live videos via Phone app (support Android, iPhone system); You can also remotely playback, download and delete video files on app.
  • 【Stronger Night Vision】 The Security camera clock has 5 high-power invisible infrared lights, you can also clearly monitor your home, office at dark. Featuring a highly sensitive photo-resistor, the night vision will be turned on/off automatically. You can also manually turn on/off clock display.
  • 【Motion Detection Alarm and Record Video】Set motion detection record on Micro SD card option. This wireless nanny camera will auto record a short video to SD card once the motion is detected. At the same time, this hidden spy camera will send a push notification to your device and take a photo saved on app.
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2020.09.02 16:51 SloppyEyeScream Cam life spy real

Hello! I originally posted this at entitledparents. However, a lot of people seemed to really enjoy the read so of course they took it down without reason. I know it is long, but people expressed they were glad they read the entire thing, and loved the plot twist! I hope you enjoy the read. Cheers!
TLDR: Karen Accused My "Heathens" of Waking Her Child; Now I Wake Him on Purpose!
My crib-midget has evolved into a min-human, and my mini-human is now in an adult male body which is, unfortunately, still outfitted with a teenage brain. Don't worry though, he knows everything! I myself have a late-30s model body, but my teenage brain is coming along well. That said, my loving wife is still able to maintain her sanity with 2.5 boys and .5 male adults in the house. However, the house was too small and we needed more leg room. We decided to move on up!
The new house is everything we wanted. There is ample room for the growing family. The boys would conquer the upstairs, and even have their own bathroom to grow "science experiments." They occasionally fail to brush their teeth but you can most certainly count on them to piss in/on everything except the toilet. Cake, my 11YO mini-human, shares my Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD), and keeps his room in working order. Kelly, my 15YO Man-Child genius? Well, just don't touch that sock under his bed. Typical boy-shit I suppose.
My wife and I now had a backyard. We had a two-car garage to store her Christmas and Halloween decorations. The neighborhood is gorgeous, and I can literally walk to the clubhouse and play a round of golf. The cul-de-sac we live on is dominated by currently serving or retired military families. Everyone was extremely welcoming at the Home Owners Association (HOA), and the neighbors were all friendly. Well, at least for the moment!
I have read about neighbor horror stories. I have seen them on television. I never in a million years thought I would live next to "them". I am a gunfighter by trade. Believe it or not, I don't like war. I like my job, but I don't enjoy the carnage of war. I am a realist though. I would totally cast my ballot for World Peace; but I know it only takes one asshole to ruin it for everyone. My immediate neighbors became those assholes.
Enter the Entitled Parents: Kevin and Karen. They seemed nice at first. They were both really helpful, especially Kevin. Kevin had served in the Air Force, and Karen was a stay-at-home mother. They enlightened me regarding the neighborhood, the quality of the area schools, and told me the tips and tricks to avoid any hassle with the HOA. Fucking great, right?
Coronavirus (COVID19) Zombie Apocalypse
The onset of COVID19 forced the school district to cancel the remainder of the school year so the boys didn't turn into zombies. However, the mass hysteria allowed my humanoids to become semi-professional Fortnite gamers, whom smelled like ball-funk, and survived on soda and Zebra Cakes. They were quickly becoming chubby-bunnies. I, being neighborly, informed Kevin and Karen that I would be in the market for a portable basketball hoop to combat childhood obesity and Type II Diabetes.
Side Note: I remember shit. It can be quite literally a matter of life or death in my occupation so I remember things vividly!
OP: Pleasantries, some other words, "I am thinking about getting a basketball hoop for the boys."
Karen: That's great. It's so good to have young children in the neighborhood again.
Kevin: You know you can't put it in the street right? It is against HOA rules. (Kevin is a rules guy!)
OP: Well-aware. I will be putting it on the back pad.
Karen: That's great. If the ball ever goes over the fence just tell them to come get it.
Awesome! It was a positive interaction, and they had no issue. Onward to Walmart!
My children are well-behaved. They may act like little shit-heads to each other and inside the house, but they are both kind and courteous to others. Despite Karen's instructions, I told them to knock on the door if the ball ever goes over the fence. So they did.
First Bounce-Over
My Door: Knock. Knock. Knock.
OP: Hey Kevin. How can I help you?
Kevin: (Annoyed) The ball went over the fence.
OP: Did the boys knock and ask to get it?
Kevin: Yes. I just wanted to let you know.
I spoke to my wife afterwards. "That was odd," was all I could think. Is the guy going to let me know each time the ball goes over the fence? Maybe I should knock on his door? "Hey Kevin. Just wanted to let you know that your car is parked in the driveway." This process quickly became a routine for Kevin; Kevin became a self-licking ice cream cone. Kevin came over six times over the course of about three months. My wife began keeping tallies because it was odd and, but somewhat comical. Then shit started to get real.
Cake came running in the house scared. He had tears in his eyes, and he was continually reiterating, "I didn't do anything wrong." Nobody has accused me of being "Worlds Best Dad" so I was wondering if he did in fact do something wrong. I forgo waterboarding Cake, this time, and ask what he is talking about. Cake stated, "Karen is recording me." What? I look outside and sure-as-shit, I see Karen, at the fence, and pointing her cellphone at me as if it was a loaded gun. I think, "well fuck my tits," because I know my wife is going to lose her shit. She did!
My wife is dainty, but she quickly turned into a 4'11 Muhammad Ali. Man, it took every fucking ounce of verbal reasoning for me to stop her from physically rearranging Karen's face-meat . In addition to remembering things for work, I have to be well-read regarding the laws that govern me as an American, and the locals laws. I knew Karen's tactic to scare and record Cake was immoral and unethical, but it was perfectly legal. This didn't sit well with my wife though. I reminded the wife that I have a doctorate in revenge from Fuckery University (FU), and this would not go unanswered. I can be a prick too, but I am a methodical prick.
I did my best to erect makeshift barriers as a temporary solution. It was not perfect, but at least it showed that we were doing everything in our power to prevent balls from going over the fence. I also submitted plans for a permanent structure to the HOA. I was going to build a hanging herb garden wall, but it required approval before construction could start. The typical approval timeline was two weeks, but in addition to shitting on earth, COVID19 also shit on the approval process. I was in limbo. Tragically, another basketball fell victim to the senseless violence. It was the ninth basketball in approximately eight months. The kids were terrified to ask for their basketball back, and it wasn't even worth the hassle anymore. That didn't stop Kevin though.
Ninth Bounce-Over
Knock. Knock. Knock.
Ken: OP HOME?
Wife: Yes, but he injured his back. How can I help you?
Ken: Get OP please. (I should mention that Kevin is outwardly sexist and is not a fan of "coloreds".)
Wife: Kevin, OP, can't even walk right now. How can I help you?
Ken: The basketball went over the fence again. It needs to stop. They need to stop playing basketball. (He was now telling my wife how to parent. Good luck buddy!)
Wife: I am sorry the ball went over the fence. We continue to tell the children to be careful, but I am not going to tell them they can't play basketball in their own yard.
Ken: You'll tell your boys to stop playing. If the ball comes over the fence again. We are calling the cops! Tell your boys to stay out of our yard. They're trespassing!
Wife: If you want to call the cops then you go ahead and do it. However, the boys DO NOT go in your yard at all anymore.
I was losing my shit in the bedroom. I could hear the conversation, but I physically could not make the front door. I managed to slide off the bed and began my Army-crawl to the door, but I was late. My wife was fuming and I was pissed, and pathetically crawling on the floor. Yay back injuries! We had no intention of starting a war, but the boys were doing nothing wrong. We had informed Kevin we were getting a hoop, and they had zero issues with it. What the fuck was going on?
Tenth Bounce-Over
The cops are called! The OP CITY Police Department (PD) sent two cruisers. The children may be 11 and 15, but all be damned if they don't go down without a fight. One cruiser was not going to suffice, you'd better send two for my miscreants. I just sat in my garage man-cave and watch it all play out. The cops go to the neighbors house first. They are there for more than a hour and I can only assume we are being painted as horrible neighbors. Oh well! It is now pitch dark outside and I was startled by the time an officer approaches.
Officer John Kimble: Hello? Sir!
OP: Holy fuck! You scared the shit out of me!
Officer Kimble: Sorry, Hi, I am Officer Kimble with OP CITY PD. How are you doing this evening?
OP: Typically I would say fine, but I don't typically have a cop in my garage.
Officer Kimble: I understand. The reason we are here is because the neighbors called about trespassing. Now, they said nobody went in their yard today, but they want you to understand they will press charges next time.
I was baffled. I did my best to maintain my composure, but I am certain my face was screaming, "Are you fucking serious?" Officer Kimble then pointed at his body camera and mouthed, "Recording," and then gave me a "thumbs up" gesture. I immediately ceased the opportunity to fuck with him. Sorry, it's in my nature.
OP: Do you want another beer? You can't just drink one!
Officer Kimble: (Laughing) WHAT? I didn't have a beer with you.
OP: (Laughing as well.) I'm kidding, and we are fully aware of their intent to press charges. I will be sure to do my best to prepare my boys for the rigors of prison life too. I think jail will be good for them too; may even toughen them up a bit!
Officer Kimble: (Laughing) Okay Sir. I just want to ensure that you are aware. Ideally, we would like to see neighbors talk things like this out, and not call the cops. Unfortunately, this is what it's come to. I just want to ensure you are aware.
OP: Tracking!
Officer Kimble: You have a good evening Sir.
OP: Thanks.
Officer Kimble then walked back to his patrol car. He didn't leave though. I assume he was just finishing mundane paperwork, but he was there for at least 20-minutes. Then, much to my surprise, he returned, and was a completely different Officer.
Officer Kimble: Hey man!
OP: Back for that beer?
Officer Kimble: (Laughing) NO! Sorry man! I have to play the game for the body cam.
OP: I hear you. I occasionally wear one at work, but it only cuts back on my cussing. People still get shot!
Officer Kimble: You Army?
OP: Yup!
Officer Kimble: Cool. What do you do?
OP: Shoot fist, shoot often, and have my story straight before the cops arrive!
Officer Kimble: (Laughing ) I figure as much after looking at all your stuff here. I just wanted to talk to you without the camera. They really seem eager to press chargers if your children are caught in their yard.
OP: (Laughing.) My wife and I have concluded that.
Officer Kimble: That lady is bat-shit crazy. My God! She demanded we arrest your children tonight!
OP: Tonight?
Officer Kimble: Yes! She said they trespassed before, and she wanted to press charges now.
OP: (More laughing.) I am sorry you have to deal with this brother. I really am. I can ensure you that they have never gone in their yard without permission. Not once. They are terrified of her. She taunts them from the other side of the fence and records them. Seriously, they are scared of her. We now chalk the balls up as a lose.
Officer Kimble: I believe you. There is something not right with that lady. She said the basketball wakes her son up, and she will not hesitate press charges. I told her we would do our duty, but I don't think the magistrate will not view the situation kindly if we arrest two children for playing basketball. She clearly does not care though. I just wanted to chat with you, and without the body cam. I can't exactly call her crazy while it is running.
Officer John Kimble stayed for another hour. He was impressed with the collection of war memorabilia and the setup of my garage man-cave. He was specifically intrigued with my Nintendo and working copy of Mike Tyson Punch-Out, among other classics. Yes it's certainly fucking cool, but it has little to do with the story.
SHIT, MET FAN!
My wife was mowing the grass, and I was currently doing shit I never thought would be a priority of mine; planting a new flowerbed. Kevin and Karen had just returned from another Chick-fil-A run. Then the unthinkable happened. Kevin exited the car and immediately approached me, and he was angry.
Kevin: Your boys went into my yard and got a ball today. They may think we didn't notice, but we did. You need to tell those boys to stay out of my yard or...
OP: Wait a fucking minute! I don't tolerate people who lie, cheat, or steal, and you are lying right now.
Kevin: Your boys were...
OP: We were at an all-day soccer tournament in DIFFERENT STATE. We have only been home for a couple hours. They have not played any basketball since we have been home. You're lying!
Kevin: Well, we are sick of them getting balls from our yard without permission.
OP: Look Kevin, I get it! However, you fail to recall when your wife said the boys were more than welcome to go in the yard and...
I didn't even get to finish when I heard the screech of Karen. I know my writing style is "different" to say the least. I wish I was better. I do not have the words to accurately articulate the sound Karen made, but I will do my best. It was like the tyrannosaurus from Jurassic Park making love to to a nuclear explosion during a tornado, but way fucking louder. The only thing that honestly makes this worse, and I fucking kid you not, is that she is a dead ringer for Carole Baskin (Tiger King.) Not "maybe a little," but more "Holy fuck Carole Baskin is your neighbor" type of resemblance.
Karen: I NEVER SAID THAT. I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT.
She screamed at the top of her lungs a mere inches from my face. I could smell the Meow Mix bellow from here scream-factory. Meanwhile, Kevin pulled a fucking Houdini and vanished. Kevin is a passive-aggressive asshole and direct confrontation scares him off.
OP: Yes. You did.
Karen: I NEVER SAID THAT. YOU'RE WRONG.
OP: Whatever. It's not even worth it.
Karen: I AM SO SICK OF YOUR HEATHENS GOING IN MY YARD. YOUR HEATHENS BETTER NOT GO IN MY YARD AGAIN OR I WILL HAVE THEM ARRESTED. I KNOW THE LAW.
The, "I know the law statement," really rubbed me wrong. I was about to open my mouth and respond by my wife was on her like stink on shit, which led me to believe Karen is louder than a lawnmower. My wife was still seething about Karen recording the humans.
Wife: They don't go in your yard, and they are good children. They are not heathens! You better STOP RECORDING MY CHILDREN.
Karen: Oh shut up. You guys are white trash. Your children play in the street and run around the neighborhood like criminals. They broke my mulch too.(Yes. She said they broke the mulch.) Everybody knows you're trash. Just. Stupid. White. Trash.
I am now thinking, "Oh fuck," and semi-worried about Karen's future health as an active participant of living humans. I think my wife wanted to expire Karen's shelf-life.
Wife: Excuse me? My children never play in the street, you're recording them, and...
Karen: Just shut up! YOU'RE STUPID. YOU'RE JUST PLAIN STUPID. I CAN RECORD THEM IF I WANT. NO WONDER YOU DON'T HAVE JOBS
Wife: I HAVE THREE ADVANCED DEGREES. WE ARE WORKING FROM HOME. WE ARE NOT...
Karen: You are! YOU'RE TRASHY AND STUPID, AND BOTH YOUR CHILDREN ARE STUPID.
I had enough. There was no point in arguing either. Mark Twain stated to, "Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." Mark is correct, and Karen was trying to drag us down. Well, I don't know why, but I remember something that Kevin discussed with me when we first moved in; the fucking trees!
They have a large maple tree, and they have a juniper tree. Kevin always told me they were "in the process" of contracting a company to crown and lift the maple tree. Furthermore, they were going to get the juniper tree off my fence. Dear Reader, I know the law too. I can legally trim anything that goes over my property line. Now all those pointless conversations were making sense. It was my time to join this exciting game called pettiness!
OP: Karen. You have until Sunday to get your juniper off my fence.
Karen: Shut up. I told you we were going to get it handled this fall.
OP: It's June. You have until Sunday
Karen: Or What?
I allow my wife to rejoin the conversation, and I retreat to the garage. The I grab my clippers, and prune a good couple inches of the juniper tree, and lay them at her feet. Cue T-Rex fucking a volcano voice!
Karen: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? I TOLD YOU IT WILL BE DONE THIS FALL.
OP: You have until Saturday now.
Karen: You are dumb too. Just like your wife aren't you?
My intelligence may have been debatable, but I suppose it was time to repeat the process?!? I now return with about two feet of tree, and place it at her feet. I am like Mo-mo-McFucko of fuck-fuck lady!
OP: You have until Friday!
Karen: You better not touch my tree again. I will call the cops and have you thrown in jail tonight. You're so dumb aren't you? Now I see where you children get it from.
OP: I know the law too Karen. I will be back in a minute with some more of your juniper tree!
Karen: KEVIN. KEVIN. KEVIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
I again return to the tree. I now have another two feet of juniper tree to place at her feet. The more she screams the smaller her tree becomes. It was an enjoyable game of cause and effect. Meanwhile, I see Kevin and Kevin Jr running like Usain Bolt to secure their tree with tow straps.
Karen: I hope your happy. You are terrible people! You are both terrible parents, and your children are heathens. I am sick of ball bouncing and waking my son up too. You people need to move. Your just horrible parents. HORRIBLE. (Screaming louder) HORRIBLE PARENTS.
Dear Reader, I had enough. I was at critical mass; I was going to explode. Karen continued to yell at my wife and I was zoning out. It was comical to watch Kevin and Kevin Jr secure the tree to their porch in order to get it off the fence. Once complete, they quickly made their way back to the one-sided screaming party.
Karen: Horrible parents. Look with they did to my poor tree.
Kevin: I think we should call the cops dear.
Karen: HORRIBLE PARENTS! I feel sorry for your kids and...
OP: Just shut the fuck up! I raked up 21 bags of leaves this past fall. Twenty-One. Funny, because we don't have a tree in our backyard. I pulled an additional bags worth of leaves and branches from my gutter. Not from "my tree" either. It was from your tree. You know what Kevin? I didn't bitch. I didn't knock on your door an complain.
Kevin: Yeah, and?
OP: We live in a suburbia. This shit happens. They are kids; kids fucking play outside! I don't want the ball in your yard either. You accuse of them of being in your yard. You also accuse them of "BREAKING MULCH". How in the fuck do you break mulch? Are you fucking serious? Really?
Karen: Yes really. Maybe you should learn how to parent your horrible children.
OP JUST FUCKING LOST IT (WAIT FOR THE SURPRISE!)
OP: Know what? That's the last time you question me about my parenting. My children are going to grow up and be productive members of our society. I find it comical that you have the audacity to question my parenting seeing how you have a (WAIT FOR IT) a 49 year old son living at your house for the past nine years. I assume it was because of the divorce and the bankruptcy he filed nine years ago? My children are waking your child up? Your child is a jobless 49 year old man living at home with mom and dad. Is he working on a startup? Prestige Worldwide maybe? Boats and hos!
Karen: (FUCKING BAFFLED) How do you know any of that? DO YOU GO SNOOPING THROUGH OUR MAIL TOO?
OP: I am good at what I do, and I found everything on online. I know you are 69, and lost your license due to reckless endangerment charge in 2017. I know Kevin Jr has 5 different moving violations and one DUI. I also know he was fired from his grounds-crew job with the HOA. I know your husband is 72 and wears the same fucking shirt everyday, so I can only assume that laundry is not a priority. I know your phone numbers, and email accounts. I know a lot of shit about you. YOUR CHILD IS 49 AND LIVES AT HOME. MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE MORE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR PARENTING AND LESS ABOUT MINE! We can have a civil relationship or we can have a war. Just remember this though, I AM GOING TO FUCKING OUTLIVE YOU!
They stormed in the house. They were not happy or impressed with my ability to figure shit out. It was not over for me though. They fucked with the wrong fuckhead. They were unaware of actions I took to keep the peace. For example, I never let the boys play basketball while they were outside eating dinner. I didn't let them play before nine or after seven. I tried. But they would play blare country music and enjoy the gorgeous weather an eat a meal. I never bitch about Garth Brooks on volume 100 while I watched the national news. I was teleworking, and I took fuckery up as a part-time job now.
I have wrestled since I was four years old. I was never much of a basketball guy. I am now though! Karen and Kevin had just sat down to enjoy their meal. I don't have to spy either. I can easily see them out my french doors as I watch the national news. I patiently waited for the sloth-speed fuckheads to get their outside dinner setting perfectly situated. I could hear Tim McGraw playing when I opened my french doors. I like music too, so I figured I would get my groove and play basketball.
OP: Alexa (Amazon) play Bitches Ain't Shit by Dr. Dre.
Alexa: Bleep and Bleep by Dr. Dre.
OP: Alexa. Volume 10
I have a new fondness for rap music and the game of basketball. This didn't stop Karen from recording my "heathens" on a daily basis. I know what I was about to do was petty, but I had zero fucks to give at that point. I had one last fuck you. It was my final card to play; an Uno Reverse Card of sorts!
My neighbors, across the street, and my family have bonded. He had a tree removed last week, and I had an epiphany. How much would it cost to trim a large maple tree that overhands my property? I am not talking a couple branches either, but more like one half of a more than 100 foot tree. I approached the tree removal company an offered them a sizeable chunk of change and informed them of my delicate problem. They said, "any friend of MY NEIGHBOR is a friend of theirs." Pro bono!
They move their large equipment over to my backyard and take their time getting ready. Guess who came running out of the house? No. Not Brad Pitt. Fuck. Get your shit together Reader. Karen and Kevin came running out.
Kevin: Hey buddy! (Buddy. Not fuckhead. Not horrible parent. Buddy!)
OP: What can I do for you?
Kevin: What are they doing here?
OP: Oh. Them (Points)?
Kevin: Yeah. What are they doing?
OP: Oh. Well, they are going to trim the tree?
Kevin: Just trim?
OP: Yup. Just a little trim!
Karen: You know that tree was a gift from our daughter right? We don't want anything drastic. It has been with us for over forty years now.
Kevin: Yeah. It was a gift from our daughter. How much are you thinking about trimming?
OP: Well. Just so you're aware, you understand that I can legally trim anything that overhangs my property? I have approval from my lawyer and the HOA to trim it. Frankly, I care as much about your tree as you do my children's privacy; I could fucking care less!
Kevin: How much are you talking about trimming then?
OP: My property line is here (I point) and it extends up (I point up) to space. I am going to trim every single branch that encroaches my property. So, probably about 1/3 of your tree. It's gonna look really fucking funny when I am done. Oh well.
Karen started to cry. It was a really, really ugly cry. There was no more rage left in her. She was defeated. Kevin was defeated as well. This was not my desire. Don't get me wrong, I don't care if she cried, but it was not my intent.
OP: Or YOU CAN STOP RECORDING MY FUCKING CHILDREN.
Karen: (Looking like snot nosed Carole Baskin) If I stop recording?
OP: Look. We don't have to like each other, because I certainly don't fucking like you guys. My boys never go in your yard. Ever. I don't give shit if you keeps the other basketballs, but I will be damned if you fucking record them ever again. If you do, I will cut your tree down without warning.
Kevin: (PISSED) Thanks bud.
OP: No worries friend. I am just trying to be neighborly. Just remember. I am dead serious about the tree, and I am pretty certain I will outlive you.
Dear Reader, I know I am a prick. I know we were both in the wrong at times. I draw the line when a 69 year old women sees fit to torment my kids. We have only had one problem sense these events occurred. Kevin Jr's car sat in the same spot for nine months. I have submitted over 20 home improvement request to the HOA, and I am now friends with the wonderful ladies that work there. They periodically inspect neighborhoods and noticed the registration on Jr's vehicle was two years outdated and had it towed. Karen accused me of having towed. We had another colorful conversation, but it ended there. Kevin Jr. is still jobless to this day. I assume he has managed to erect a bunk bed in his childhood bedroom. He has "so much more room for activities." Just make sure you don't touch his drum set.
This is not my typical story, but I hope you enjoyed the read. Cheers kind humans!
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