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I was raised as a Jehovahs witness and I remember being taught that the dragon in the Bible is also the Devil. Later I asked them about is the dragon in the Bible and Revelation and the cultural Chinese Dragon. I got the answer that the Dragon was a symbol for the Chinese emperor but now it is just a symbol for good luck. Apperantly the asian chinese cultural dragon has no connection to the devil-dragon in the Bible. But I clearly remember being taught in childhood that the Devil is also a Dragon.
I have to admit my JW upbringing legit convinced me as a child that chinese culture is kind of satanic.
The Kpop artist G-Dragon legit rubs me to this day the wrong way and make me feel strange.
Plus the fact that the dragon is a symbol among asian mafia in tattoos and amwf porn (which makes
me feel at the same time cringe as f and mildly irritated)
When I read Wild Swans by Jung Chang where she basically wrote her mother had an abortion because she felt she could better serve the Communist Chinese government. That moment I got
"child sacrifice for Communist Party" vibes. And I remembered all the stories from the Old Testament about the caananites sacrificed their children to their gods.
Being raised as a JW by former atheist parent from communist countries as refuges and immigrants
in Sweden , and reading the whole Bible legit fucked me up.
Because according to JWs fetus=child.
My parents were atheist raised during Communism. They only got into Jws after coming to Sweden after my birth because they both studied in Moscow.
But our life did not turn out good and I legit think the JWs are an organization to hunt down communists around the world and reeducate communists children into christianity.
My parents got threathened by social services and mm and my mother fled to Russia.
I still think all of this happened only because of my grandfather being a cuban diplomat in North Korea. My father also never baptised himself into the Jws unlike my mother.
Yes I have read the book by Yeonmi Park "To be able to live" and I can sympathise with her.
But what concerns me more is my grandfather who lives very poor in Cuba and despite being on pension he continues to work. No matter how much I sympathise with Yeonmi Park I am more concerned about Cuba and Russia and why the main population is so poor there.
I am also concerned with the artificial milk-producing companies invading republics not so far from my mothers republic only employing chinese from the mainland and producing crap unhealthy products to sell in Russia.
I remember the JWs literature having the focus on prozelyting "worldly" people especially Chinese in China.
I remember the literature where we were encouraged to "take the step over to Macedonia" where two girls prozelyted to two chinese.
I especially think of this when I discovered the book and movie The Bitter Tea of General Yen.
I also think of it when Jws get jailed for prozelyting in China.
Also I remember in the book "What does the Bible really learn?" there was this picture with an asian woman reading the Bible.
I feel that I have a weird relationship to Asians even thought I am half asian myself. I am half Cuban ,half Tatar. Tatars ara considered minority asians in Russia.
It started with when my blonde best swedish friend Hulda (fake name) father got divorced (the family were JWs) to his swedish wife and married a Thai woman. The swedish wife married an african refugee.
That legit made me start feeling doubt in my religion.
I used to go with my famly to a chinese traditional doctor who was very kind who gave my parents a traditional chinese cooking utensil.
My mother is best friend with a woman from Tajikistan that is Uzbek who was a wealthy woman during communist regime. We also know another woman from Kazakhstan whose dad was a politican but
who seems to have gotten some grudge against my mum. She also did a really mean joke after my fathers death about him being behind the Chernobyl accident just for being a nuclear engineer who worked there at one point.
Only after my fathers death have I seen really how nasty Huldas mother really is when she claimed my mother did wrong by escaping from social services with me to Russia. I told her she was bullshitting and lying. I also hate the posh polish JW woman who claimed I stole her daughters jacket in childhood. Now they just ignore us. I am really disappointed with the Jws and legit think they contacted our family
only to destroy my dad and make his daughter anti-communist.
I also really hate how poorly my parents got treated here despite their higher educations
My parents used to help a Vietnamese family with documents and helping them not getting scammed into laundering money . They were very kind but shortly abrupted our relationship and talking after the wifes vietnamese friend started talking about JWs being bad.
But I remember going to a school where a filipina girl hated me and used to put dirty water in my water drinking bottle. She was in love with a swedish boy from a nationalistic swedish party and was jealous because he showed interest in me. Btw the boy said he was a satanist when I told him I was JW.
Once I tried to make friend s with a Thai boy at school but it did not work out.
When I heard a higher educated russian man on Youtube complain about the asians and their cliques
and how we russians and cenral asians dont have our cliques the same way and how the west hates us russians I have to agree. I relly recommend everybody to listen to the Youtubers Revengestar, Vovan Japan 0.2 and Nazar Ilishev.
I some time read the manga Rosario Vampire with the vampire girl Moka Akashiya and when the russian youtuber Ashiya popped up with the same name it made me feel weird.
I was also really into Vampire knight but then I stumbled upon the website NihongoNews where
they exposed the dark side of Japan and all the red sun flag dark history so I remember when waiting outside a grocery store alone for my mother in Russia I saw an asian dude walking past me with red sun tattoos it made my stomach churn in discomfort. I also remember when I was lying in the hospital in Russia I got harassed for taking communist books from the hospital library to read.
There was this asian dude laughing at me for being shy and not used to talking to guys there.
Also once I got submitted into a psychiatric hospital alone and some asian girl and dude had sex behind a sliding wall while I was tied to bed. I am still angry on my mum for focing me in psychiatic hospitals 2 times just because I could not sleep at night. At the hospital there was also an asian nurse forcing a pill that fell to the floor into my mouth by force.
Also at the endocrinological hospital there was an really gruff , rough, hoarse main doctor without one finger (yakuza sign anybody?) that was really rude to my mum.
These are the 4 weird asians I cant forget. The one with the red sun tattoo ,the rude one ,the one behind the sliding wall and the one missing finger doctor. Watching japanese visual kei videos with the red rising flag makes me SO uncomfortable. I constantly remeber that guy who walked past me when I see that.
Also I got an operation on my stomach. While I was lying in the endocrinological part of the hospital I overheard old babushkas talking about the main doctor and his daugher ruling the hospital being very affluent poeple making the hard working babushkas pretty salty. They also insiniated I had had an abortion even thought I explained it was only the appendix that got removed.
I confronted my mum about it but she stands by that it only was the appendix.
Later I got maredreams and strange thoughts if maybe I was raped during sleep in the other hospital because I remember one day waking up and seeing a weird condom lying in the corridor (I slept in the corridor) and the asian guy quickly moving out after that. I also remember the nurses choosing especially him to once deliver me some pills I had to swallow.
But the most horrifiying memory I have is when the asian guy rolled me in a wheel chair and I remember him whispering some strange words I dont fully remember (dont be afraid?) when they transferred me from hospital to hospital.
I also read about Japan and China and the yakuza from books in the library while I was in my mothers hometown but later strangely these books disappeared.
I also I remember the constant flower kiosk named Sakura and tokyoflower in my city the sudokus selled in every kiosk and after reading all those horrible things about what the japanese did ww2 it just puts bad taste in my mouth.
I really find visual kei intersting with how they portray themselves as demons and its interesting to me that all the foreign visual kei arists are thai swedish, english and from the western world.
Especially SekimaII and their "demons" concept. They remember me of the female russian band U-kei.
I have been watching Kazakh pop the latest years and its unsettling to watch them don kimonos.
I have even seen tatar musicians do it.
I may be revealing to much of my life. But the internet has opened my eyes to how asian diasporas absorb everything around themselves. Reading asian supremacist subreddits here on reddit makes me even more uncomfortable. But my biggest beef that I have is when I read that chinese hate europeans and central asians but then I remembered the traditional chinese doctor named Pan who was so kind
and dismissed it.But there is tons of anti-asian ,anti-chinese info on russian Youtube.
But it is true that ex-communist immigrant dont support and band together judging by all the chinese shops,thai massage salons, indian resturants in my swedish town but no russian or central asian resturants. Even in Cuba I saw a Chinese resturant and saw the stories of the chinese residents in Cuba and the store selling asian, anime and K-dramas in Havana. Also the new Crazy Rich Asians and Mulan movie compared to the Borat movie reminded everyone that the new Han Chinese supremacist narrative is being pushed.
I was always so amused by the fact that Cinderella called the cat Lucifer in the cartoon and the pet dragon in Mulan and speculated over Disneys satanism.
My question is with the chinese dragon in the Bible.
My second question is with contemporary Israel and why is lbgt and femenism and abortion so accepted there if it is prohibited in the Bible. Like doesnt it bother anyone at all that the non-israelite people in the book of Joshua worship the sun and to me they SO much wakes up associations of the red rising sun flag to me ?
Because of this seeing the jewish star in japanese visual kei videos also makes me feel strange.
My father always had a negative opinion on Japan and Israel.
My second is when I saw the music video Ai-dolls -Ai-dolls (kyrgyz pop). Ai means moon in kyrgyz but means love in japanese so that reminded me of the manga Princess Ai and made me uncomfortable.
My cousin studies in China but refuses to tell me how he has it. He had a chinese girlfriend but broke up with her.
His father had a company named Thanks (Rahmat) Tea but his son got brutally murdered so the company died but strangely enough some weird product with the same name started selling while I lived with my mother in Russia. My mothers last name consists of the word Thanks (Rahmat).
My uncle got a sexual disease while flying to buy Indian Tea in India so that really got me thinking.
I dont shame Indian people ,my mother is friends with one.
But I clearly see that chinese culture is anti-Bible. I remember watching the tv-series Empress of China.
There Wu Ruyi (Meiniang) kills a girl named Gaoyang. Later I watched an Youtube video of a chinese man claim that the god in the Bible is the same as the ancient chinese God and he said that Gaoyang means lamb. It felt like deja vu.
I also remember watching a japanese Youtuber in russian talking about japanese mythology that it goes like this: The Japanese god fell in love and procreated with humans and from there went all people. I had biblical deja vu when I heard of this and remembered the band Seikima II.
The thing is: I remember a russian girl magazine adverising the Hinamatsuri , Japanese girl fashion and "The land of the rising Soul" to russian young girls I cannot phantom the sneaky evilness of the japanese people propagating and advertising their culture to young girls only for the young girls to fly to Japan only to realize that Japan is like Saudi Arabia only more advertised and pink.
And I know that japanese culture is actively advertised in Russia.
I remember liking anime ,Sailor Moon and manga and wanting to translate manga into minority language in Russia but when I understood how dark and twistedly obsessed the japanese are with demons it made me think twice. Also 4chan anyone?
Some Youtuber said that if you learn japanese and start reading 4chan you will regret you learned japanese.
What I have learned from the russian Youtuber VovanJapan is 1:Japanese people love themselves very much. I have read traditional japanese poetry and I think it is true judging by the poem "Loving Oneself" I read.
Also remember reading the japanese poem wher the man tells the women "Dont think you cant be replaced and are unique". That kind of attitude also is a turn-off to me.
And asian people reading this and hating me:I dont care.
My uncle was very kind and always gave left-over food to his north koran servants while being a diplomat.
But I really hate all the toxic, hating and bullying by asian and especially japanese people online.
I really dislike their feudalistic ,passive-agressive hating on the Internet.
Just look at all the hate Blinchik in Japan , lolcow farm, pretty ugly little liars , Yoo Lana and other
pretty non-asian ,non-japanese females get. It is sickening.
It is also sickening seeing how russian-speaking men praise japanese women and shit on russian women under Sergey Kuvaevs videos.
I just dont think rasistic, imperialistic, rising red sun-wearing tattooed asians should be walking around in my mothers home town and make innocent girls like me feel unsafe.
I see VovanJapans YT channel get taken down and it makes me think he speaks the truth.
The film Interdevochka also got a price in Japan I think that talks about something.
You can read my post as fiction from planet X.
I have read beutiful japanese traditional poetry and japanese mythology.
But I have also read ugly japanese comment hidden by anonimity on the internet and it makes me disgusted.
Like the only thing I can think of is the son Katoosha by AKB4.
But I have read russians saying it is very had to talk to japanese people because they are so quiet
and you have to force words out of them.
I think Japan is like the dentist clinic in Sailor Moon :Kawaii -Hawaii on the outside but horrifying on the inside.VovanJapan said that they do medical experiments on foreigners in Japan. I always think of Viagras music video Anti.-Geisha where a japanese girls shoots at you throught the TV.Or In-Yans music video Kamikaze.
I saw japanese hair salons and a sushi shop in my mother russian hometown.
I know a mongolian woman that works in a sushi shop here in sweden that has two married mongolian relatives living in japan working for a japanese car company.
Why do we russians celebrate the Victory over Germany , but not over Japan?
Why is there a monument remembering the japanese soliders in Russia?
Why do we Russians allow this to happen?
Why do we russians not stand up for ourselves?
I have watched DenTV and they tell about how the japanese think we russian dropped the bombs on them.It makes me sick.
I think that in japanese culture the concept conscience does not exist. At least judging y russian DenTV that is the case. They have shame culture but dont have the concept of sincere regret.
Of course I have never met japanese people in real life.
But I dont intend to try to Skype to a silent robot and try to force words out of them forcefully.
If any japanese think otherwise they can comment below.
I probably wont comment anyway as I am sick of seeing americans shit on Cuba and Russia in general.
So I am preparing for the communist haters!
I have teo questions:
1.Did the japanese ask forgiveness from Russia for their war crimes occuping Russia up tot the Uralic Mountains?
2.If not , What do they want from us crating Youtube channels saying they are proud of their forefathers who were soliders doing their duty in (Tatarstan) and marrying russian women?
Showing the monument commerating japanese soliders?
But the think making me most angry is when DenTV said japanese spies create anime communities in russian on the internet telling russian youth to commit suicide. That is the definition of going over all
The japanese really are Jorogumos on the World Wide Web searching for naive innocent flie-like russian youths to ensnare and push to sucide!
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Stranger: . ⣼⡟⠋⣀⣼⣾⣶⣶⣦⣤⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⡘⢹⠄ ⡟⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠈⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⡋⠉⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠘⣇ ⠁⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢵⣽⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⢹ ⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄ ⠄⢰⣿⣿⡿⠿⠟⠋⠉⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⡈⠉⢻⣿⠄ ⡄⢸⣯⣥⡴⠒⢊⡁ ⭕ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠈⠁ ⭕ ⣆⠈⣁⣈⣿⣿⡴ ⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣶⣡⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣆⣤⣾⣬⣭⣵⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⢻⡟⣩⣾⣿⣿⣿⠏⠿⡿⢿⡿⠿⠯⠎⠉⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⡿⢖⣀⣀⠄⣼⠄ ⢀⠘⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⠿⠟⠋⠁⣴⣿⠏⠄ ⠄⠄⠘⣿⣷⣌⠙⠻⢿⣷⣶⣤⣤⣤⣀⣠⡤⠞⡋⡍⠄⠂⠄⠄⣼⣿⠃⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣦⠄⠘⣿⡁⣾⣹⡍⣁⠐⡆⡇⠁⡌⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣷⡘⢻⣧⣇⡟⢿⢿⠄⢷⢸⡧⠁⠄⠄⢰⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣷⡹⢹⠸⢣⢈⠘⡇⠘⠈⠄⠁⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⠃⣰⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣷⠘⣿⣿⣷⡀⠄⠸⢿⣿⡏⣾⠓⠃⠄⠄⢀⡟⣿⠏⣰⣿⣷⠄ ⠄⠄⣠⣿⣿⣿⣷⠙⣿⣿⣷⡀⠄⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⡞⣼⡿⢀⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⠿⣝⣿⣿⣦⣤⣭⣥⣤⣤⣶⣾⠿⠋⢀⣼⣿⣿ i have a husband? now that is news to me
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You: no i'm the fat guy that talks about dungeons and dragons
You: i have an anime pillow
You: u ghosted me karen
You: u took my kids
Stranger: dose she have a . ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠉⠄⣀⡤⢤⣤⣈⠁⣠⡔⠶⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⠁⡀⢹⣿⣷⢹⡇⠄⠎⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣇⣀⣡⣾⣿⡿⠉⠛⠒⠒⠋⠉⢸ ⡿⠋⠁⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⠛⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣧⡈⠿⣷⣄⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⢄⣾ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⢿⣶⣌⣙⡛⠛⠿⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠖⣒⣒⣚⣋⡩⢱⣾⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠉⢉⣥⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⠶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⣿⠿⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⡟⠛⣿⡿⠛⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⡟⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣾⣿⣧⠄⢻⡏⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⡟⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣄⠈⠙⠛⢻⣧⡄⠙⠛⠉⣠⣿⣷⣄⠈⠙⠛⢹⡇⠄⣿⣧⠄⠻⣿⣿⣿
Stranger: the chick on the pillow ?
You: shes insecure about it >:(
Stranger: just use the no homoᵗᵐ my fellow пидар
You: i will
Stranger: . ⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟ ⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣷⣭⣭⣭⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄ ⠄⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢻⣿⣿⡄⠄ ⠄⢸⣿⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢹⣿⣿⣿⡟⢛⢻⣷⢻⣿⣧⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⡏⣿⡟⡛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣼⣿⢸⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣧⢿⣧⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⣴⣝⠿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣫⣾⣿⣿⡆ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣮⡻⠿⣿⠿⣟⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄
Stranger: be selling these on there
You: im scared
You: why am i attracted to this
You: pp stay down u fucker
Stranger: ⠄ ⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⢣⢶⣟⣿⣖⣿⣷⣻⣮⡿⣽⣿⣻⣖⣶⣤⣭⡉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢹⠣⣛⣣⣭⣭⣭⣁⡛⠻⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣽⡧⡄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⡛⢿⣽⢘⣿⣷⣿⡻⠏⣛⣀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⡅⣿⠚⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄ ⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⣱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠑⣿⣮⣝⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⣣⣀ pp rise
You: not sexy
Stranger: . ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣾⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣤⣤⣤⠄⢤⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⢟⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣤⡾⢏⢠⣶⣶⣾⡑⡀⢸⠋⠁⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⢀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠁⠰⣋⢫⢲⡇⠛⠄⠄⢀⣠⣤⣉⠻⠿⠿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⢰⣿⣿⣟⣋⣉⣁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⣆⣂⡕⠼⠂⠉⣿⣿⡇⢏⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⢸⢋⡁⢊⠒⣲⡶⠊⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣦⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠙⠻⣿⡟⠄⡆⢸⣧⣾⣶⣤⣤⣾⡿⣿⣿⠿⡻⣻⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⣥⣾⣿⠿⣛⠅⢰⣗⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣶⣶⣿⣟⣛⣛⣛⠲⠿⣵⣿⣟⢅⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⡟⠋⣠⣤⣤⣤⣍⡑⠂⠬⢉⣾⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⠁⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠷⢶⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠄⢉⣁⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⠈⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡍⠟⢁⣠⣤⣶⣶⣤⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣷⣦⣀⠉⠿⣿⡇⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡀⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠹⠇⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠈⠙⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
Stranger: why not ?
You: im scared
You: my dad is in the
You: my face
You: he slammed me into the keyboeae==ae=rgfdggn'étrge$$
You: wow u so cool
Stranger: . ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠉⠄⣀⡤⢤⣤⣈⠁⣠⡔⠶⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⠁⡀⢹⣿⣷⢹⡇⠄⠎⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣇⣀⣡⣾⣿⡿⠉⠛⠒⠒⠋⠉⢸ ⡿⠋⠁⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⠛⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣧⡈⠿⣷⣄⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⢄⣾ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⢿⣶⣌⣙⡛⠛⠿⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠖⣒⣒⣚⣋⡩⢱⣾⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠉⢉⣥⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⠶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⡟⠛⣿⣿⣿⠛⢻⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⡟⠛⣿⡿⠛⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⡟⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⡏⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⡟⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣄⠈⠙⠛⢻⣧⡄⠙⠛⠉⣠⣿⣷⣄⠈⠙⠛⢹⡇⠄⣿⣧⠄⠻⣿⣿⣿
You: blue haired girl thinks ur not funny
You: TwT boho
Stranger: why even bother with humanity
Stranger: why should i crave your attention
Stranger: when i get off to just wasting your time
Stranger: you filthy mortals
You: are u .... a god ?
Stranger: the gods smile upon me, for i have banished myself to eternal damnation and suffering
Stranger: for i have committed atrocity against reason
You: thats fucked up mate
Stranger: i transcended logic and human desires
Stranger: now i am just an empty husk loosing my humanity even further every day
Stranger: because of you troglodytes not making t worth it to even bother
Stranger: nobody has ever something interesting to say
You: thats ...ok
Stranger: why do you need to time travel when everything just gets reposted all the time and people think it is new
Stranger: i killed my future self in 2003 and been running form the past ever since
Stranger: why need reason when you can seal your fate in the past and escape to the future
Stranger: i wonder why he thanked me
Stranger: why was he happy to die ?
You: John Connor was filming gay porn in 2003
Stranger: the goal was immortality
Stranger: i know he was
Stranger: early internet memories anyone ?
Stranger: nobody seems to remember the old internet
You: i do
You: my space was cool
Stranger: not this sterile controlled shithole form it became after facebook overtook myspace
You: i had 1 friend
Stranger: since that day the internet became cooperate
Stranger: and anything cooperate become boring
Stranger: watered down dross for the masses
You: I like your funny words magic man
Stranger: god, creativity has been on a decline ever since, all the kids do these days is remix old crap
Stranger: see, yall even find my vocabulary exotic, why, has linguistics died too ?
You: no i just find it interesting
Stranger: is hiding behind countless layers of irony the only stylistic device left besides sarcasm ?
Stranger: all this post meta humor,
You: also english isnt my first language dont be hard on me lol
Stranger: i would be fine with this if the people would mange to pull of the surreal transcended side of it all
Stranger: but no, breaindead media image with relatable text.jpg is the funniest shit 2020
Stranger: " english isnt my first language" Мне нравится этот
Stranger: common mate, you its the Internets language, and nothing is gonna change that
Stranger: unless you reinvent computer programming
Stranger: that is something you can do, i would love to see the day where we leave the backwards troglodytes and make a new internet
Stranger: 'no mass surveillance allowed '
You: yeah good luck with that
You: i donno if we can change it now it's too late
Stranger: but nah being optimistic about the future is like buying lottery tickets, an unimaginable thing for those without hope
You: even if we managed to do u seriously think no mass serveillance ? cmon
Stranger: we will change if it becomes bad enough
Stranger: rebuild for the ground up, encrypt everything
Stranger: not this historically grown legacy shit
You: thats would be counterproductive, waste time and ressources on something that might not even work, and then were back where we started
Stranger: i know, but why
Stranger: so many people in the streets trying to start a revolution
Stranger: when it is all "counterproductive"
Stranger: and hopeless
Stranger: why even bother
You: why? u think big cooperations will not take a chance to spy on people just because they got mad ? please if anything they will get more free publicity
You: were not going back mate
You: im sorry but u know it
Stranger: i know data is our generations gold rush
Stranger: its bad that this is going to bet the futures oil
Stranger: a surveillance state hell hole like china
Stranger: cant wait 黑鬼
You: that would be a fucking nightmare
You: but lets be honest, it might alreadt be happening
Stranger: well i made peace with my seep paralysis demon, so i am not afraid of nightmares
Stranger: the monster in me just wants to see the world burn
Stranger: 20202 is my year
You: can we talk abt the moon?
Stranger: the moon, what a lovely place
Stranger: "in statistics the most empty parking lot ever "
Stranger: i bet we don't make it back there by 2024
You: yeah it's creepingly calming in a way
Stranger: the Americans are to broke for that
You: well, do u think the moon gold rush is happening ?
You: like they wanna mine the place
Stranger: and the Chinese have not the tech yet
You: something is def going on there
Stranger: would liek to see em try tho
Stranger: helium 3 for the fusion reactors we definitely gonna get working before the climate goes of the charts
Stranger: like you guys make it hard to believe you are actually trying to save this dumpster fire for a planet
You: it's too late for that now
Stranger: either go nuclear or die with a sweet look at all your wind turbines and shitty solar cells
You: humans never had the instinct to plan ahead
You: they just....deal with it
You: thats the natural course of evolution
Stranger: humans are liek cockroaches, hard to kill,
Stranger: well i hope the singularity hits before that
You: it pains me that we might die in the next 100 years with no futuristic stuff and no time travel or dream like science
You: all because we got greedy
Stranger: computers becoming smarter than all humans
You: too bad we will all die
You: by our own hands
Stranger: i hope the robo waifu will understand my deprived sexual cravings, nah mate, we just better turn this planet into a giant computer and escape into the simulation
Stranger: going much faster than local time so me can live millennia in seconds
Stranger: so we have enough time to have fun before the system collapses
You: we wont be around for any of it sadly
You: man i really wanted to go on space adventures
Stranger: hard limit to our stay on this planet is 5 billion years anyway, if we can not make it to the stars by then we are doomed by our own sun
Stranger: . ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⡿⠶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠒⠒⠲⠶⢄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣾⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⡀⠤⣦⢰⣤⣶⢶⣤⣤⣈⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠟⠁⠄⢀⣤⣶⣿⡿⠿⣿⣿⣊⡘⠲⣶⣷⣶⠶⠶⠶⠦⠤⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⠔⠊⠁⠁⠄⠄⢾⡿⣟⡯⣖⠯⠽⠿⠛⠛⠭⠽⠊⣲⣬⠽⠟⠛⠛⠭⢵⣂⠄ ⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢙⡷⠋⣴⡆⠄⠐⠂⢸⣿⣿⡶⢱⣶⡇⠄⠐⠂⢹⣷⣶⠆ ⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣀⡀⠄⣿⡓⠮⣅⣀⣀⣐⣈⣭⠤⢖⣮⣭⣥⣀⣤⣤⣭⡵⠂⠄ ⣤⡀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢻⣿⣿⣶⣶⡶⢖⣢⣴⣿⣿⣟⣛⠿⠿⠟⣛⠉⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⡗⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⡘⠿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠄⠄ ⣿⠱⢿⣿⣿⠿⢛⠰⣞⡛⠷⣬⣙⡛⠻⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⣓⡀⠄ ⢡⣾⣷⢠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣌⡛⠷⣦⣍⣛⠻⠿⢿⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⣴⣶⡶⠾⠿⠟⠁⠄ ⣿⡟⣡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣭⣙⡛⠓⠒⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠿⠟⠄⠄⠄ ⠿⡐⢬⣛⡻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡶⠟⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣾⣿⣷⣶⣭⣝⣒⣒⠶⠬⠭⠭⠭⠭⠭⠭⠭⣐⣒⣤⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ "we are born to late to explore the planet, to early to explore the universe " just in time to explore some dank memes
You: too early to explore the universe huh
Stranger: all we have left is some meaningless hedonism
You: that will probaby never happen
Stranger: i may be so pessimistic to agree, but i have dreams
Stranger: to one day take a shit on an alien world
You: we might have 3-4 generations left tops
Stranger: Buzz Aldrin the first man to take a piss on the moon
Stranger: i wanna beat that
Stranger: me, the first guy to take a shit on mars
Stranger: and if i do not get to be an astronaut, then i am gonna buy some old Russian icbm and launch my poop there without me
Stranger: so all the history nerds can pull an "actually" in 200 years time
Stranger: i hope for a future that is so bright we need sunglasses
You: i hope so too mate
You: im not very optimistic tbh
You: i think we will all die
You: maybe covid will end us who knows
You: or the raising ocean levels
Stranger: well nobody has proven yet that you are immortal
Stranger: only death will prove you otherwise
You: u think thres something after death?
Stranger: i hope so god still owes me 329,34 ₱
You: yeah that fucker needs an explenation for the micropen-
Stranger: well mate as long as there is some demon chicks i will be fine
Stranger: but lets just hope for a good reroll on the reincarnation, the africa malaria speed run was not fun, and a waste on my souls time
You: im a muslim so i beleive in heaven and hell,
You: who knows
Stranger: i believe in nothing, and then wonder why nobody believes in me
You: thats not true u dont need to beleive to exist
Stranger: well mate, my schizophrenia having ass is probably some scary abomination for them gods sitting across the dimensions
Stranger: the fear me
You: u have schizophrenia ?
Stranger: no, just the future whispering to me for what to do
Stranger: it is unbearable when nothing is a surprise
Stranger: when your paranoid ass already mentally prepared for everything
Stranger: the depths of insanity you go through only to end up speaking in a very calculated way to manipulate people
Stranger: don't hate the player when they exploit a broken game
Stranger: its your fault for not following suite
You: idk if going about manipulating people is the way of looking at it
Stranger: would an insane person know his actions are madness?
Stranger: being to aware is a problem, as they say ignorance is bliss
Stranger: i am awed by those who manage to be ignorant, those who do not seek a reason behind every action
Stranger: those who enjoy freedom form existential dread
Stranger: those happy people
Stranger: i hope they exist,
You: they do exist yes
Stranger: and not just another broken facade with some depressed meant bag behind it
Stranger: it is all meaningless
Stranger: we are just here wasting time for no reason
Stranger: all we
Stranger: do is nothing of importance
You: thats true
You: all we ever do is a mistake
You: maybe evolution was a mistake
You: we are animals
You: we should have stayed
Stranger: it is sad that the greatest thing humans ever did, landing on the moon was 50 years ago
Stranger: it would be an simpler life
Stranger: we may return to when we transcend our mortal form, rid ourselves form biology and become immortal machines
You: tough luck
Stranger: i wonder what would happen if there is no more suffering to drive innovation. Everything invented was so to solve a problem, no matter how illogical the problem was
Stranger: i do no fear death, my only fear is to run out of things to do
You: i feel like we peaked
You: i dont see anything mindblowing anymore
Stranger: y e s, this conversation has peaked,
You: so did humans
Stranger: . ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣾⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣤⣤⣤⠄⢤⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⢟⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣤⡾⢏⢠⣶⣶⣾⡑⡀⢸⠋⠁⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⢀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠁⠰⣋⢫⢲⡇⠛⠄⠄⢀⣠⣤⣉⠻⠿⠿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⢰⣿⣿⣟⣋⣉⣁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⣆⣂⡕⠼⠂⠉⣿⣿⡇⢏⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⢸⢋⡁⢊⠒⣲⡶⠊⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣦⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠙⠻⣿⡟⠄⡆⢸⣧⣾⣶⣤⣤⣾⡿⣿⣿⠿⡻⣻⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⣥⣾⣿⠿⣛⠅⢰⣗⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣶⣶⣿⣟⣛⣛⣛⠲⠿⣵⣿⣟⢅⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⡟⠋⣠⣤⣤⣤⣍⡑⠂⠬⢉⣾⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⠁⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠷⢶⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠄⢉⣁⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⠈⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡍⠟⢁⣠⣤⣶⣶⣤⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣷⣦⣀⠉⠿⣿⡇⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡀⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠹⠇⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠈⠙⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ this is the ideal male body, you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
You: well ig i should go now
You: i wish i was half as good as him
Stranger: well you be better in some things
You: and u be better in others
Stranger: i hope you still have more of your dignity than him
Stranger: but who am i to judge, only a small price to play to become a legend
You: he will forever be remembered
Stranger: one of mans greatest fears, to be forgotten
You: thats why leaving a leagacy is important
You: an invention, a family anything
Stranger: well, i will leave without a legacy, for the man you talked to never existed outside this chat , he will die twice once upon being disconnected when he will never say a word again
Stranger: and a second time when he will be forgotten
You: maybe he is already dead and beeing forgotten is his burial
Stranger: The End Is Nigh
Stranger: . Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: 38°12'30.0"N 45°43'42.2"E
You: do u look like the truth from san andreas ??
You: sorry that was a weird question
Stranger: are you more into the é̸̯͇͕̀̅͘ṙ̶̨̠̙͈̪́͑͠ṟ̴̡̬̖̖̞̑̔̊͝ͅơ̷̪̪͒͂̃r̷͓̊̔̓ or the рублей side of █████████ human things?
Stranger: there are no weird questions
You: im into latinos
Stranger: just the ones where you lack the context to answer them
You: thoses coords
Stranger: ████████████ is watching
You: dude its 1am dont be a dick
Stranger: gmt +1, thanks for the info
Stranger: you know people get killed based on metadata
You: kill me in my sleep but leave my fam out of i
Stranger: why bother expending time and effort for just one soul
You: please if ur gonna kill someone kill me
You: one soul is worth many
Stranger: depends on the time on the soul, who got claims
Stranger: . ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣤⡴⠶⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⠶⢦⣤⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣴⡟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⢻⣦⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣠⡾⠋⠈⣿⣶⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣶⣿⠁⠙⢷⣄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣴⠏⠄⠄⠄⠸⣇⠉⠻⣦⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⠟⠉⣸⠇⠄⠄⠄⠹⣦⠄⠄ ⠄⣼⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⡆⠄⠄⠙⠷⣦⣴⠾⠋⠄⠄⢰⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣧⠄ ⢰⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣷⠄⢀⣤⡾⠋⠙⢷⣤⡀⠄⣾⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⡆ ⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣷⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⣾⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿ ⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣴⠟⠉⢻⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⡟⠉⠻⣦⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿ ⣿⡀⠄⢀⣴⠞⠋⠄⠄⠄⠈⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⠁⠄⠄⠄⠙⠳⣦⡀⠄⠄⣿ ⠸⣧⠾⠿⠷⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⢾⣷⠶⠶⠶⠶⣾⡷⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠾⠿⠷⣼⠇ ⠄⢻⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⡄⠄⠄⢠⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⡟⠄ ⠄⠄⠻⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣷⠄⠄⣾⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⠟⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠙⢷⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣇⣸⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⡾⠋⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠳⣦⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣴⠞⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⠳⠶⣦⣤⣼⣧⣤⣴⠶⠞⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ we all got claims
You: im against that shit
You: no offence if ur a satanist
Stranger: nah, fuck that fantasy shit
Stranger: i just pray to the aliens to take me out of this place
You: but fr thoses coords u sent me are scarly accurate
Stranger: i know to much, that is my problem
You: so, ur like a troll at this point? using information abt me to locate a random arab country and use fancy text generators ?
Stranger: text generator ?
Stranger: nah i am diffidently not running gpt3
Stranger: to generate infinite conversations on the spot
Stranger: differently not running a script to emulate typing to fly under the bit detection
Stranger: this is definitely not automated
Stranger: почему бы не доверять русскому парню?
Stranger: Warum kein Vertrauen ?
Stranger: why no trust in the insane man ?
You: ur not insane
Stranger: why not
Stranger: only a fool would believe the fabricated words leaving my mouth
Stranger: my existence is a work of fiction
You: im a fool then
Stranger: 𝔀𝓱𝔂 𝓷𝓸 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓼
Stranger: 𝓌𝒽𝓎 𝓃𝑜 𝓉𝓇𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓈𝒶𝓃𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓃𝓈 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝒹𝓈
Stranger: 𝕨𝕙𝕪 𝕟𝕠 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕤 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕤
Stranger: 𝖜𝖍𝖞 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖊 𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖘 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖘
Stranger: աɦʏ ռօ ȶʀʊֆȶ ɨռ ȶɦɛ ɨռֆǟռɛ ʍǟռֆ աօʀɖֆ
Stranger: ᏇᏂᎩ ᏁᎧ ᏖᏒᏬᏕᏖ ᎥᏁ ᏖᏂᏋ ᎥᏁᏕᏗᏁᏋ ᎷᏗᏁᏕ ᏇᎧᏒᎴᏕ
Stranger: ῳɧყ ŋơ ɬཞųʂɬ ıŋ ɬɧɛ ıŋʂąŋɛ ɱąŋʂ ῳơཞɖʂ
Stranger: as deep and the potholes here
Stranger: trust me, this shit rivals the Mariana trench
You: whats that
You: im stupid sometomes
Stranger: The Mariana Trench or Marianas Trench is located in the western Pacific Ocean about 200 kilometres (124 mi) east of the Mariana Islands; it is the deepest oceanic trench on Earth. It is crescent-shaped and measures about 2,550 km (1,580 mi) in length and 69 km (43 mi) in width.
Stranger: i know everything
Stranger: collected human knowledge, the internet provides
Stranger: i know everything human know
You: so whats my dick size ?
Stranger: but that is just a speck in the vast ocean of what there is to know
Stranger: the existential dread setting in again
Stranger: Bravo Echo November India Siera
Stranger: radios to listen
Stranger: L: 40.075731, 65.394738
Stranger: Uzbekistan best country after Sealand
Stranger: and 32 others
You: im so lost rn
Stranger: Hyper Hexahedron is the answer
Stranger: shed yourself of your euclidean shackles
Stranger: the universe is flat
Stranger: its local geometry, which predominantly concerns the curvature of the universe, particularly the observable universe, and its global geometry, which concerns the topology of the universe as a whole,
You: i see
You: well igtg now
You: see ya later
Stranger: see ya fellow human
Stranger: and remember
Stranger: The curvature is a quantity describing how the geometry of a space differs locally from the one of the flat space. The curvature of any locally isotropic space (and hence of a locally isotropic universe) falls into one of the three following cases:
Zero curvature (flat); a drawn triangle's angles add up to 180° and the Pythagorean theorem holds; such 3-dimensional space is locally modeled by Euclidean space E3. Positive curvature; a drawn triangle's angles add up to more than 180°; such 3-dimensional space is locally modeled by a region of a 3-sphere S3. Negative curvature; a drawn triangle's angles add up to less than 180°; such 3-dimensional space is locally modeled by a region of a hyperbolic space H3.
Stranger: triangles have 180 deg
You: ah yes 2013 shit
Stranger: how much d you got?
Stranger: you got the dimensions?
You: of what
Stranger: what vector space dose your mind occupy?
You: i have no idea
Stranger: that is bad, may the enlightenment hit you one day
Stranger: i ran out of things to say
Stranger: so i may part way
Stranger: if only people knew how bad things really where
Stranger has disconnected.
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Alistair suddenly woke up to the sound of banging on the door of his hotel room. The NSA had paid for him to stay they had told him check out was at noon but somehow he still managed to oversleep by 4 hours. The robot housekeepers banged on the doors even louder now. Alistair had a raging headache and the pounding was just making it worse. He tossed and turned trying to ignore them but that failed. He got up and opened the door.
The robotic maids look him up and down. Typically robots don't feel emotion but somehow this one seems to be incredibly flustered by his grand nudity.
"Oh um hello sir. It is uh time for you to check-"
The robot maid suddenly stops talking.
"Would you please put on some pants!?!"
Alistair mumbles out, "Pants...?" He turns to look for Stanley.
"Stanley can you get me some pants?"
A cute, little robot butler appears with the future equivalent of fashionable jeans.
"Here are some pants, Sir."
Alistair tosses them on real quick. The pants light up and begin playing music. 2 centuries of innovation has lead to this incredible fashion.
"Well we still need you to leave."
Alistair blinks rapidly intaking what the maid robot said to him.
"Leave?! But I got a foxy lady coming in tonight!"
Suddenly the eyes of the robot maids begin to glow.
"Foxy lady you say? All human animal hybrids were outlawed in 2174 following their attempted revolution. Their horrifying existence may not be allowed to continue."
The robots sound angry and their eyes shrine brightly red. Alistair panics, "Woah there lady! Chill, chill. I just meant a sexy lady was suppose to be meeting me up in here."
"FURRY DEFENSE PROGRAM INITIATED"
Their arms transform into machine guns. Alistair throws himself on the ground.
Stanley approaches the maids and begins trying to placate them.
"Misses, please calm down. I'm sure this is just a misunderstanding!"
The robots begin firing at Stanley, who would typically be annihilated but his magic protected him when he quickly reinforced himself. Alistair dives to grab his suitcase.
"STANLEY WE BOUNCING BOI"
Stanley waddle over to Alistair while saying, "Oh dear oh dear."
Stanley gets to Alistair, but the maid seems unable to enter the room. Apparently they need permission to enter the room.
"Sir, if I may, perhaps it would be prudent of me to attempt to hack their systems? I could theoretically disable the so called, 'Furry Defense Program'."
From the safety of the foyer, Alistair throws his hands over his head and squeals out like a prepubescent boi.
"I don't care what you do bro! Just save meee!"
Stanley gives a curt nod.
"Accessing Stuart and Co.'s Network. Rerouting through hospitality sub-database. Referencing data on autonomous service droids. Securing the connection. Subverting protocol 720-Furry Defense Program. Disabling..."
Suddenly the maid stops shooting.
"Heh heh sir! I've done it. We should be free to go now!"
Oh Stanley I [bleep]ing love you!
Alistair grabs his suitcase on one hand and Stanley's claw hand with his other hand.
"[Bleep] this [bleep] leggo!"
He dashes out into the hallway with Stanley in tow. Poor Stanley...
Stanley tries to keep up but his little legs are so short. He slides across the ground. Finally, they get in the elevator and smash the lobby button. When it opens the lobby looks empty but the two soon realize everyone is crowded around one tv. Alistair being the most busy busybody that he is pushes his way to the front where he could properly see.
"Scuse meee... outta the wayyy... ok, ok, this is a good spot!"
Shown on the TV in startling clarity is a massive explosion in Germany. The anchormen claim there is so far no evidence of a terrorist attack, rather it was just a gas leak. Stanley taps Alistair and says:
"Excuse me sir. Are you thinking what I am thinking?"
Alistair nods his head gravely.
"The Russians are finally coming after us. Come Stanley I gotta alert our bosses!"
Stanley bobs his head.
Alistair drags his suitcase and robo-butler outside the hotel and begins hailing a taxi. Soon a taxi flies down and hovers at just the right height for him and Stanley to enter.
"Where to bud?" The driver asks.
Alistair ponders how to answer the question. His hungover mind still not really processing words.
"Hey Stanley where is Mr. Bush XI at again?"
Stanley quickly runs the question through his servers.
"It appears that he is currently on a visit to Earth III in the centari galaxy. The highest ranking official currently on Earth is the Secretary of Education. Would you like to go there?"
Alistair frowns and says, "Sure! I guess we're gonna be visiting Secretary Trumpette."
He pulls out his card and says to the driver, "Leggo to where the the lil guy says!"
The driver swipes his card and is surprised to find how much money pours in.
"WOW! For this much money I could take you to Saturn!" The driver exclaims.
Stanley looks mad. "I'm horrified you would say that! My masters money is not to be wasted"
The driver laughs and begins to head to the Secretary's office about 15 minutes away. Alistair begins pestering the Driver, "So heeey~ what's good around these areas?"
The driver nods with sage wisdom.
"Yeah this is the best part of town. To the left we have the best clubs in the 9 galaxies, and to the right the best women. And some creatures that aren't really girls either. Of course if you are into them there are also guys."
Alistair gives a cheeky grin before bro fisting the Driver. Once Al arrives at the Secretary's place, he notices a black envelope taped to her door, exactly at his eye level.
"Sir, should we get that? Its much to high for Secretary Trumpette to reach," Stanley asks.
Alistair looks at it and then grabs it. Not caring in the slightest, he opens it up. Out flies a red light that attaches itself to his skin and begins to burn into his skin. Finally it stops. Within the envelope there is just a white paper. Alistair grabs his hand and yelps, "Jesus [bleep] not again!"
After he calms down a little he tries to read the tiny paper. He doesn't really pay attention to any of it and just focuses on the open sesame part. Alistair looks at Stanley and says, "[Bleep] it. You down to help me out? Sounds like it'll be a helluva show!"
Before Stanley can respond, Al yells out, "OPEN SESAME!"
The words on the paper fly off the page and begin to spiral around the two. They spiral out to form a magic circle. The black ink becomes red. It reaches the ground and shines bright. The light grows and forms symbols in the air around them. At first they don't realize what is going on but the symbols soon become numbers.
The circle shines impossibly bright. Alistair seems to lose his vision but when it returns Alistair looks around and says, "Holy [bleep] that was cool af!"
He looks for Stanley.
"Boi! Where you at? Leggo!"
He notices Stanley standing behind him but something seems wrong.
"Attempting to reconnect to Stuart and Co. Network... Attempt failed... Retrying... Retrying... Failed... Attempting connection to alternate network... Successful... Connection established to Andromeda Network..."
Suddenly Stanley's eyes begin to shine bright blue. Glowing brighter and brighter until Alistair can't bare to look.
Stanley's voice quivers, "I SEE EVERYTHING!" He appears to be in some sort of overload. "ENABLING SYSTEM PROTECTIONS! ACTIVATING FAILSAFES! REMOVING INTERNAL POWER!"
Suddenly Stanley shut down and Alistair falls to his knees.
Alistair feebly bangs on Stanley chest chassis. A hollow sound rings out as Alistair tries to wake him up. But it is no use. Stanley falls over. Where he was standing before now lies another black envelope. Alistair rips open the black envelope and yells out, "GIVE ME BACK STANLEY!"
Al barely reads the letter inside, only looking for any instructions to fix Stanley. Alistair faintly hears buzzing from Stanley and his heart leaps for joy. Alistair picks up Stanley and shakes him at the sky.
"RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI AND MY FRIEND BACK!"
The paper begins to fold itself up. First it becomes a tightly packed square, then a crane, then a paper plane, finally it becomes a box and explodes into confetti leaving only a piece of a black smashed up mask. Alistair looks at the smashed up mask and says, "The [bleep] is this? This isn't Stanley!"
Alistair picks up the pieces of the mask and places them all together. He begins to piss in a circle around the mask. He begins chanting ominously,
"The pineapples are coming for us,
The pineapples are coming for us,
Avoid Piña Coladas!
Henessey and apple juice is bae!
Please let me smash lots of [bleep] on this ship.
The pineapples are coming for us,
The pineapples are coming for us,
Give me pr0n for my sufferring!"
The mask begins to glow. The wind begins to blow faster and it spirals around him making it hard to breathe. In a bright explosion he is blown back and falls over.
The dust clears and Alistair see him. He's beauty, he's grace, he's a 6'8" foot man dressed in all black. A hilt of a futuristic sword at his waist and an intricate panel at his chest. This is the servant consumed with insanity.
He says nothing, only heavily breathing as he stares down at you. Alistair approaches the servant and demands, "Help me fix my friend! We can do our intros laterz bro."
Berserker reaches his hand out to Stanley, still several feet away and raises his hand. Stanley floats in front of Berserker and begins to separate. Panels fly around and different pieces move. Minutes later Berserker lowers his arm and Stanley is set down. Stanley looks around confused then sees Alistair and runs over and hugs him.
"Sir! I thought for sure I would die!"
Alistair begins bawling his eyes out and hugs Stanley tightly.
"S-S-STANLEYYYY! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GONER. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH LIL BUDDY."
Alistair stands up and attempts to hug Berserker.
"BABY GIMME A HUG! THANK YOOOOU!"
Berserker ignores his attempts to hug him. Instead, Berserker looks around at the surrounding area.
"Are you my master?"
Hugging Beserker tightly Alistair responds, "Mhm! Looks like we're working together broski."
Al lets go of him and then says, "Let's find a place where I can set up a bounded field and computer station."
He turns to Stanley, "Can you find me a place that sells computers?"
"When I first connected I was overwhelmed by all the data provided to me by the Andromeda Network. They are watching us with cameras at all time, Sir. I was able to see the other Masters doing their summonings but somehow the powerful magecraft damaged the cameras and I don't know where they are. I'm sorry for failing you Sir! However I do now have a working map of the area."
He points to the left.
"We should go that way!"
He looks at Berserker and they seem to linger in each others eyes for a little too long... Alistair jealously picks up Stanley and says, "Okay fam leggo!"
He eyes Berserker and mouths 'Mine' before heading left. Al asks his precious Stanley.
"So where exactly are we headed?"
"Yes sir, we are headed to a computer shop on 6th Avenue. They have great reviews!"
He looks around at the intercity transits.
"Perhaps we should take a bus?"
"Sure why not! Psst, Berserker can you vamoosh until it's safe to come out again?"
Berserker shakes his head.
"I will pilot the fat bus"
He reaches his arm out, then smashes it down on the ground. People start screaming and run out of it. Berserker quickly strides over to it and sits in the driver's seat. Alistair shrugs his shoulders.
"As long as you know how to drive its good with me."
Al hops onto the bus.
"Stanley tell the Dark Vaper where we need to go!"
Berserker glares at Al. In a split second the glass behind him shatters. He turns back and the bus takes off flying down the street towards the computer shop. Alistair shrieks and jumps away, "Bruh why u do dis?!"
He hugs Stanley tightly.
"Stanleyyy, Beserker is being a meanie! Tell him he's being a douchenugget!"
Berserker ignores the comment and continues to fly. Soon, they arrive at the computer shop. Alistair orders Stanley to go in and purchase the computers needed for his workshop. He follows after Stanley once he goes to hug the Dark Vaper.
"Thank youuu Mr. Vader~"
Berserker ignores him, rather than hug back he merely uses THE FORCE to slide Alistair away from him.
"SHH-PAH.... My identity... SHH-PAH... should remain... SHH-PAH... a secret... SHH-PAH..."
Alistair pouts, "Okaaay, but I should at least get to hug you!"
With that said, Al hops outta the bus to find Stanley and help him carry the computers away. Berserker helps Stanley carry his computers, but not Alistair's.
The preferential treatment was sooo unfair! He was trying to steal Stanley away from him! Al hurries over to Stanley and says, "Quick Stanley! Tell us where the nearest Love Hotel is! That will be our base of operations."
Stanley's eyes light up as he flies through his internal map of the city.
"I believe sir that we should select the Silver Cloud Hotel. I'm certain it will satisfy our needs."
He returns to his normal state. Berserker gives him a content nod. Alistair is happy to hear that and climbs aboard the bus again.
By the time everyone is on board the bus Berserker's tinkering has converted it to a fully fledged space ship. It takes off and zooms to the hotel. Stanley seems to have connected to Berserker's ship and is now able to feed the directions directly to it. Once they arrive to the location and gently land, the hotel staff is waiting outside.
Al is hella impressed with the space ship bus thing. He jumps out with his computers in hand. He lets Stanley handle the talking with staff to secure their room.
Berserker can you go park your bus thing somewhere?
They quickly arrange for the odd duo to have the penthouse suite. Meanwhile, Berserker flies to the top of the building and parks his ship on the roof. He changes to spirit form and floats down to where the buffoons are.
Al begins getting comfy in the penthouse suite as soon as he arrives there. He instructs Stanley to set up his computers and have them connect to the spaceship equivalent of the dark web.
"Set em up over by the bed. Make sure that it's difficult to trace aight? I'm gonna get started on making a bounded field."
Stanley sets them down where Alistair indicated. As he works Berserker makes the occasional adjustment, floating cables around and plugging them into different stops as needed. Soon he has finished.
"Would you like me to start it up sir?"
Al has at this point stripped nekkid and is finishing setting up his bounded field.
"Ye, can you play Nikki Minaj V's new album too."
Stanley give a prompt nod and flips the switch. The lights flicker as the setup begins to drain an incredible amount of power. Moments later everything seems to have normalized.
Nikki Minaj's new album floats out like the voice of an angel. Al sings along and then signals for Stanley and Beserker to join in dancing with him. Stanley has no choice but to obey. He squats rythmically with the music. Meanwhile Berserker's mask conveys a look of disgust and he turns away. Al's voice rings out, "Bezzzerker! Dance with us boi! It's fun and good for bonding!"
Berserker turns and stares at him with a cold look. He reaches his and out and Alistair feels a faint grip around his neck. He pulls in his arm and Al slide towards him. Just inches away from his face and floating several feet off the ground he whispers....
"I don't dance."
He releases his power and Al fall down. Al flops on the ground and sulks.
"Well not with that attitude!"
He skulks over to his computer station and begins trying to figure out where exactly he is. A quick search informs him that they are currently at the Silver Cloud Hotel on 1st avenue. Suddenly Berserker pulls Al towards him.
"SHH-PAH... I sense a servant."
Alistair freaks out.
"W-what?! I haven't set up super spy network on the computers yet! 'm not ready for a fight!! Nooooo!!"
Stanley waddles over to him.
"Here are your pants, sir. I'm sure you will want them if we are in a fight!"
Al begins crying, "B-but I don't wanna fiiiight! Goddamiiit!" He takes the pants and wipes his tears with them.
"This is stupid sniff Stanley go with Beserker and take care of the other servant sniff I just wanna watch porn on the computers now... sniff"
"Will you be safe alone, sir?" Stanley asks.
Alistair sulks, "I dunno. I should be okay in my bounded field right?"
Stanley ponders the question, "Yes you should be alright. Just refrain from large burst of magical energy and you'll be hidden, Sir."
Al hugs Stanley hard and says, "I love you so much."
He goes to hug Berserker as well. Berserker ignores him. Suddenly the early morning sky goes dark. The stars in the sky light up and shine bright. For about 5 seconds the city is lit up only by their light. Then as quickly as they appeared they vanish. The sky returns to its regular blue. Al is mesmerized by the sky. Al says to Berserker, "Hey Berserker... What was it like roaming the galaxies?"
"SHH-PAH... my work was tireless and no matter how hard I tried people rebelled against me."
He turns away, perhaps sad.
"SHH-PAH... did you sense that powerful magic?"
Al looks up to Berserker, "I think I know the feeling... You try and try but it's never good enough to make others happy..."
Al shakes his head.
"I'm not really a magus. Aside from training when I was younger this is honestly the best I can do here."
There is a sympathetic ring to Berserker's sounds. Meanwhile Stanley speaks up, "Sir, if I may, I believe that must have been a noble phantasm. The mana was flowing from it and to have shifted to sky so rapidly is quite impressive indeed."
Al looks out the window before fistpumping the air. Their brief convo igniting some sort of fire in him.
"Berserker, allow me to support you in this battle. I got your back bro."
He goes to sit down at his computer station and hopes to hack into the city's security cameras.
"I wanna be your eyes out there. Stanley, I'll back you up. Make sure you're connected to the computer so I can send you messages."
Berserker picks up Stanley in his strong arms and the two of them jump out the window. Berserker doesn't seem to care that he shattered it just by forcing his body through. Al cries out:
"Not the window!!"
Alistair begins watching Berserker and Stanley from any cameras and surveillance system set up in this city that he can hack into. He begins working furiously to view the cameras. The first camera was easy enough to hack, but the 2nd one was much harder. The third was impossible. Techniques for cyber security that didn't even exist on Earth were being used. Alistair was frustrated. All those skills he had acquired to only be useless when they counted. Thankfully, he can still see his babies from the cameras he did hack into.
Berserker how are things with Stanley? It seems hacking into things isn't going to cut it on my end...
He responds: Things are fine. I shall easily win this battle. I see the enemy, should I attack or wait?
Have you noticed anything about them? Can you tell what kind of servant they are? If we know this, lets attack!
SHH-PAH he has a big sword.
Let's kick his ass.
Through the cameras Al sees Berserker has been bounding around. About 20 yards from the servant with the sword, he drops Stanley and jumps at an incredible speed towards Saber. Mid air he pulls out the hilt he had at his waist and flips a switch. It lights up and a beam of hot energy extends from it. Just feet away from the enemy servant he begins the attack. Berserker deals a plethora of attacks in a matter of seconds. His light saber is fast and light. The enemy fails to block most of the attacks. In just a matter of seconds he already has a few burns.
The enemy servant hops back.
"You seem to have caught me by surprise, but you won't beat me!"
Alistair cheers on his bb: You got this Berserker! Much love!
The enemy begins his counter attack. His blade seems to be going at incredible speeds now. Its sharp yellow edge cutting into Berserker's weapon. Both are powerful warriors yet it seems the other servant who is undoubtedly Saber is struggling. Berserker's blocks every strike, save 1 that slices into his arm. However his armor seems to block most of the damage. Al opens up a messaging platform he had Stanley connect to before he left.
Alistair goes back to telepathically communicating with Berserker.
From: Big Al To: Stanriri Reinforce ma bb boi, k?
From the hacked camera windows on his computer screen, Al watches as Stanley lays a hand on Berserker. He glows and reinforces Berserker. As this is going on Al teases Berserker: Beserkyuuun, I need a yes or nooo.
From: Stanriri To: Big Al Yes, sir!
Stanley responds with zoom zoom speed.
To: Stanriri From: BIG Papa AL Tell Beserkyun not to kill him! But capture him, get info from him and then convince him you're not a threat!
Another message soon pops into Al's inbox and the logs fill up like so:
To: BIG Papa Al From: Stanley Yes sir!
To: BIG Papa Al From: Stanley Progress is going well on the Death Star. Soon all pieces will be ready to be put together. Berserker says we will pick you up and bring you on board once it is done! To: Stanriri From: BIG Papa AL So uh about the police? Did the Dark Vaper have his way with them or what? To: BIG Papa Al From: Stanley I persuaded him not to kill the officer! He is watching us work now. To: Stanriri From: BIG Papa AL Blindfold him. He might be a spy. Oh and don't forget to ask him questions! To: Big Papa AL From: Stanley Mission accomplished! But we have uncovered some scary news. Apparently they were tipped off by someone who knew we were here! Could it be another master? What if they are watching us now!!! To: Stanriri From: BIG Papa AL Kill the policeman. He's given us what we need. If they're watching, they prolly can't take us on head on or at the very least they're waiting for us to be more vulnerable... Stay safe ok Stanley. Tell Berserker that too. How much longer til Berserker is done? To: Big Papa AL From: Stanley We've killed him sir. Berserker says he will be done in 10
To: Stanriri From: BIG Papa AL Let's go even more wild when he's done then. Come get
That taken care of Al quickly Gaggles:
To: Big Papa AL From: Stanley Yes sir! To: Big Papa AL From: Stanley Sir! The police are here. There are surely 200 of them! Someone must have tipped them off again about us killing the officer. I'm sure Berserker could kill them but he is too focused on the Noble Phantasm. Should I attempt to fight them? To: Stanriri From: BIG Papa AL Eh, unless they start shooting nw. Beserker should hopefully be done soon. After that do as he pleases, I trust Beserkyun. To: Big Papa AL From: Stanley Yes sir!
Stanley whips up his usual quick response.
To: Stanriri From: BIG Papa AL Can I get a live stream of what's going? Maybe a nice pic of Berserker's [bleep] too!
In the stream is Berserker's ship floating in the night sky but still unfinished. Off to the side flies a jet. It fires to missiles at Berserker's Noble Phantasm but just before they hit he whips out his light saber and uses The Force to stop the missiles. In a huge burst of flames they explode but don't damage the ship too badly. Berserker uses his telekinesis to hurl several police officers at the jet.
To: Big Papa AL From: Stanley Yes sir!